REAL AF with Andy Frisella

00:00:00.000 What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye

00:00:20.660 to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking

00:00:24.900 reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the Internet. Okay. I guess that's what the

00:00:34.540 new deal is now, but that made me do it. Did he? Okay. Well, that's what we're going to

00:00:39.760 do. That's what CTI stands for, Cruz the Internet. All right, we're going to put topics on the

00:00:44.920 screen. We're going to speculate on what's going on. We're going to talk about what's

00:00:48.000 true and what's not true, and then we're going to talk about how we, the people, have to solve

00:00:51.880 these problems going on in the world. Let's just get into it. Yep. What's up? Yeah,

00:00:56.860 hey, yep, because technically it'd be like C-T-M-F-I. You know what I'm saying? Oh, so

00:01:01.300 we're being grammatically correct? Listen, I'm trying. Oh. All right. Got it. I read the

00:01:06.260 book, you know what I'm saying, that you gave me, the how to read. How do you read a book

00:01:11.400 on how to read? Yep. So I'm trying, man. That is kind of a weird thing to sell, right? Like

00:01:19.040 a book on how to read. Yeah. Yeah. Motherfuckers still buy it. Yeah. Anyway. Got the fee? Got

00:01:27.020 the fee? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do have a fee. The fee is very simple. We make you a

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00:01:38.460 show. And you do us a solid and share the show. That's how it works. Simple. So don't

00:01:44.680 be a hoe. Share the show. All right. Very, very simple, man. We got a jam-packed,

00:01:49.020 show today. Oh, we do? Jam-packed. Yep. We got a bunch of different stuff. We got an

00:01:53.640 old school segment coming back. We got Andy Frisella back on the internet. Oh, yeah.

00:02:01.000 Yeah. I forgot. We got, we got, listen, this is a jam-packed episode here for a special

00:02:05.100 Friday release, man. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And so we got plenty of time. We'll

00:02:10.180 get there. You know what I'm saying? But let's just get it going, man. Go. Let's get it

00:02:13.440 going. I think we should start this episode off with an OG segment. We, we're

00:02:19.000 we've done it before. People liked it. They, uh, it's 90 seconds of liberal

00:02:22.220 insanity. Sounds good to me. Here we go. We love America. We love America. The red,

00:02:30.560 white, and blue. America is everyone's home. Even Mrs. Tina's home. Break it down, Hannah.

00:02:37.640 Becca.

00:02:42.200 America is home. Break it down, Becca.

00:02:49.200 Everyone is beautiful. In the red, white, and blue country. America. Oh, America. America

00:02:55.760 is home. Break it down, Becca.

00:03:06.880 America is beautiful. America is home. Where we stand. Where we are all gorgeous in our home.

00:03:16.880 Not only we, but my friend Tina is beautiful. In the red, white, and blue. America. America

00:03:26.700 is home.

00:03:27.880 That's not real. Oh, bullshit. That is, that is, is real. That is as real as American pie.

00:03:46.600 That's AI. No, I don't think AI could do that. I don't think it would do that.

00:03:53.200 This is violating terms and conditions. For sure, bro. I'm sorry, sir. You're fucking insane.

00:04:00.600 Yeah, no, I can't do it. Oh, fuck, man.

00:04:05.100 That's where we are, huh? That is, uh, that's the state of the union, man. 90 seconds.

00:04:09.580 Did you notice how these, uh, how these people are now trying to pretend as if they're patriots?

00:04:15.320 They love America, don't they? Yeah.

00:04:17.020 Isn't that weird? Yeah, that's weird. Like last year, they were burning the flag and, and then kneeling at football games.

00:04:25.220 Yeah, right, right. And now all of a sudden, they're the patriots. They love it.

00:04:29.140 And everybody else is the traitors. Mm-hmm. Got it. Mm-hmm. That is weird.

00:04:34.100 That is weird. It is weird. Bro, that sit-in we talked about the other day, I actually got a chance to see it after we talked about it on the show.

00:04:40.680 The sit-in, which one?

00:04:41.480 That sit-in that they tried to do last weekend, there was like nine people that showed up?

00:04:45.460 On the steps? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, bro. Bro, that Jeffries dude was talking about how, uh, you know, he was using General Grant's quote.

00:04:55.400 You know, there, there are but two parties, you know, traitors and patriots. And like, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? You're the traitors. Like, you always have been. You guys are burning flags last year.

00:05:06.820 Like three days ago. Yeah. You're burning the cities down. Like, now all, like, what are you,

00:05:11.480 what's going on here? It's weird. It's super weird. It's weird, man. I, I don't, I don't know what that is.

00:05:16.080 Like, is it, is this like a marketing technique? Like, you're trying to, like, project yourself to be,

00:05:22.940 like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, what, what, what, what is going on?

00:05:26.300 They couldn't recite the Pledge of Allegiance. I know. They can't recite it. Can't recite it.

00:05:31.280 Dude, Kamal Harris couldn't do it. She couldn't do it. Like, like, yeah. It is weird, man. It is weird. Um, I don't know.

00:05:36.860 I don't, I don't know what that is. Yeah. Well, it's painful. It is definitely painful

00:05:41.920 to see, but yeah, I can appreciate their breakdowns. Bro, that's how white people get

00:05:47.420 bad name, bro. We shouldn't even allow people. That should be the shit they censor off the

00:05:53.960 internet. Now I will say this. Some of you guys can dance. Like some of you guys got it.

00:05:59.440 You know what I'm saying? Like there's the rhythm in there. You know what I'm saying?

00:06:01.920 Like I give credit, you know what I'm saying? To some. Yeah. The most, most just shouldn't,

00:06:09.020 just shouldn't try it. I agree. And these, these, they fall into that. Yeah. Yeah. 90 seconds of

00:06:15.600 liberal insanity, guys. There you go. Let us know what you think down in the comments, man. With that

00:06:19.860 being said, let's get into our cruise. Uh, we got a lot of stuff to cover, man. It's, uh, we're

00:06:25.120 going to be, this is a global episode. Okay. Um, uh, we got a lot of stuff to cover. Guys,

00:06:32.480 if you want to see these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to Andy for seller.com. You

00:06:37.160 guys can check them all out there. Um, and I'm also going to try to behave myself this episode.

00:06:41.900 Okay. No, uh, no, no, uh, no racism. Okay. That means extra racism. I'm going to behave

00:06:54.480 myself this episode. I promise. All right. Or at least for the first segment headline number

00:06:58.720 one, let's dive into it. Um, we got to debunk some myths that were going around. Um, this

00:07:04.440 was a wild headline for some reason. There was a lot of talks in the white house today. Mike

00:07:08.320 Waltz, Waltz was getting fired, um, from the national security advisor position. Um, and

00:07:14.780 I mean, dude, it was, everybody was covering it. Fox news, CNN, right? Like Trump's national

00:07:19.560 security advisor, Mike Waltz expected the department administration sources say, um, NBC jumped on

00:07:25.740 the bandwagon and, and they were all trying to link this, uh, that signal chat leak bullshit

00:07:30.640 that was going on. Uh, um, but everybody was covering it just a quick debunk because, you

00:07:35.800 know, it only took a couple of hours of, you know, everybody, you know, going crazy and

00:07:39.700 losing their minds about this. Um, that Trump finally cleared the air with a truth. Um, he

00:07:45.220 posted this out around one o'clock today saying quote, I am pleased to announce that I will

00:07:50.380 be nominating Mike Waltz to be the next United States ambassador to the United nations from

00:07:55.480 assignment uniform on the battlefield and Congress. And as my national security advisor, Mike

00:08:00.320 Waltz has worked hard to put our nation's interests first. I know he will do the same in his

00:08:05.180 new role. Uh, in the interim, secretary of state, Marco Rubio will serve as national security

00:08:10.800 advisor while continuing a strong leadership at the state department together. We will

00:08:14.620 continue to fight tirelessly to make America and the world safe again. Thank you for your

00:08:19.500 attention to this matter. Um, but it just goes into one of those things, man, of like all

00:08:24.520 these people that like the, the, the media, I guess itself, they keep like, I guess they

00:08:30.460 feel like they're protected because all they have to do is just say sources without actually,

00:08:34.920 I was just thinking that, like, what is that? I was just thinking when you were reading

00:08:38.380 that, I'm like, I guess we can say anything we want as long as we say sources or insiders.

00:08:45.140 Right. Like in your, in your, in your safe. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Call it fucking

00:08:49.100 journalism. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't, what is that? It, it's a way

00:08:53.420 for them to lie and propagate without having to be responsible for it. I can't reveal my sources.

00:08:58.680 Right. Right. I have to protect my sources. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you mean you made it up?

00:09:03.540 Well, I mean, cause they got called out. I want to say it was wall street journal. Uh,

00:09:08.540 they got called out because they did the same exact thing with Tesla and Elon Musk saying like,

00:09:13.040 Oh, Tesla's looking for new, you know, uh, board of directors and you know, new, new position.

00:09:18.280 They're going to be ousting Elon. And like both of them, the company and Elon both came out like,

00:09:22.380 that's full of shit. Yeah. Let's house like the smartest fucking dude in the world.

00:09:26.360 Yeah. I mean like, like makes sense. Makes perfect fucking sense. But I don't know what,

00:09:30.700 like, dude, that's so annoying to see. I know you guys see it, but it's like,

00:09:33.980 that's not journalism, man. No, it's not fucking. It's dude. It's propaganda. It's intentional

00:09:38.820 disruptive propaganda. Yeah. And that, this is what they do. They listen, you don't have to have

00:09:45.060 the facts right anymore to publish it, which is totally wrong. You know, like how many lives do

00:09:50.960 they destroy by doing this? Dude. Well, Trump, I tried to find a video that there was a video going

00:09:55.740 around of like a, uh, interview that Trump did with ABC, I think. And they got a question

00:09:59.940 like, Oh, but there's no, like, there's no investigations and no referrals. It was like,

00:10:03.540 Trump's like, how do you know that? Oh, I mean, you know, like, how do you, well, how do you

00:10:07.020 know that? Like, you're not, you wouldn't even, you're not even like legally supposed to know

00:10:10.560 that. Like, how would you know that there's not, or there is. And Trump called them out on

00:10:14.420 a, like, but it's just annoying. It's whatever. Um, let's talk, let's talk about, let's transition

00:10:19.000 this a little bit to some, some judges. That's going to be headline one. We got to talk about

00:10:22.500 some judges that, um, that deserve to be in prison. So hold on. So was this tweet today?

00:10:30.200 Yeah, this was today. This was today. So they, they did this whole like rile up, like there

00:10:34.880 was a whole media. So they made it seem like he was being fired when in reality, for in

00:10:40.200 reality, he was being promoted, promoted to it. Yeah. Yeah. And many different, it's the

00:10:43.960 highest post of the country. I mean, as far as ambassadors go for sure, just dumb shit,

00:10:49.520 you know, dumb shit, dispelling myths, man. Um, but yeah, let's, let's transition this

00:10:54.000 a little bit. I want to talk about some judges because I got a couple of headlines here that

00:10:57.260 are, they're, they're wild, man. They're wild. Um, so this first one here, uh, judge orders

00:11:04.060 suspect behind firebombing of Missouri Tesla released from federal custody. Um, let's dive

00:11:11.660 into this a little bit. U S magistrate judge, Jessica Hedges agreed that Owen McIntyre, who is

00:11:18.060 19, a student at the university of Massachusetts, Boston should be released after McIntyre's lawyers

00:11:25.360 argued he'd be released noting that quote, he has no criminal record and that he has quote

00:11:31.600 strong ties to his community in Missouri. Um, the same community he tried to burn down. Um,

00:11:37.400 McIntyre's lawyers also argued that, uh, he'd be released noting his quote, medical and mental

00:11:43.380 health needs. McIntyre has reportedly been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, um,

00:11:50.140 attention deficit, hyperactivity disorder, or ADHD, uh, depression and gender dysphoria.

00:11:57.120 According to court records, let's check this clip out. Bria and John, the government wanted

00:12:01.260 Owen McIntyre to spend the time before trial behind bars, but the judge in Boston sided with

00:12:08.600 the defense in this cage, which cited multiple medical issues facing the 19 year old, including

00:12:15.760 autism spectrum disorder, gender dysphoria and ADHD. McIntyre's attorney argued the teen should

00:12:23.220 be released citing serious and ongoing medical needs and treatments that could not or would

00:12:29.360 not be provided while in federal detention. The defense filing says McIntyre is being treated

00:12:35.600 for depression. And since March has been receiving gender affirming care, that care would likely

00:12:41.720 be interrupted or terminated in federal custody. Well, don't look like he's getting treated outside

00:12:48.560 of fucking jail. So, so, so now we can blow shit up and we could say we're depressed and have autism,

00:12:56.160 which has become a virtue signal. Like you go on Tik TOK right now, dude, there's all these,

00:13:02.880 it's a new thing, man. There's all these women who are fucking 30 years old who are saying, Oh,

00:13:08.800 I just got diagnosed with autism. I never knew it. That's what's wrong with me. And then they're

00:13:13.520 making videos of them doing stupid ass shit, pretending that they have autism, which is

00:13:18.560 insulting to people who actually have it or deal with family members who actually have it. It's insane.

00:13:24.800 So we're going to virtue signal autism. Like it's like the new fucking thing.

00:13:30.720 They all want to have disabilities, bro. They all want to be in a protected class. And because they

00:13:35.280 can't be in a protected class anymore with this trans shit or whatever else they're, they're choosing

00:13:40.400 to act like they're, they have autism. And so regardless of all that, whether you have autism or not,

00:13:47.680 or depression or not, or any of this other shit that excuses you from committing violent

00:13:55.600 fucking crime offenses, bro, get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit. So basically

00:14:04.240 any of us that get caught doing anything, all we have to say is that we're retarded.

00:14:09.680 I didn't know because I'm an idiot. Wait, wait, grenade. Boom. Wait, wait, I'm retarded.

00:14:23.200 Bro, what the fuck are we talking about here? Oh, wait, we, I do have a,

00:14:28.080 did you hear there's another word that came back? No, dyke. I didn't know that went away.

00:14:34.160 Yeah. Went away for a little bit. It was like a little hermit for a minute, but I didn't know

00:14:38.160 that was considered a, a, an offensive term. I just thought it was what it was.

00:14:41.920 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's back. So, yeah. I'm a retarded dyke.

00:14:45.760 Don't lock me up. It never went anywhere. But like, dude, and, and you know,

00:14:52.560 that's not okay. Okay. So clearly if we have people with mental disabilities

00:14:57.040 or depression or anxiety, so, so they're dangerous. So should we remove all of those

00:15:03.120 people from the fucking, should we put them all into mental institutions because they're going to do

00:15:07.200 violent things like we're setting work to dangerous precedent. Dude. Yeah. But it doesn't

00:15:12.480 matter because nothing, nobody's ever held accountable unless it's like the set, you know,

00:15:16.160 unless it's convenient for the political agenda, the rule of law has been so watered down and bet so

00:15:22.160 hard to P to judge his personal agendas that the only people that are held accountable are people

00:15:29.040 that don't align with them politically or socially. And, and so like, you know, I don't know, this is,

00:15:34.800 this is absurd that person should be in jail. And if they have autism and they have all these things,

00:15:42.320 I think that's a case for them. If they're going to be violent to actually be detained because they're

00:15:48.480 clearly a threat to the people around them. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's not like they were

00:15:51.920 getting the help outside. They're blowing shit up. So like if I lock them up, like, yeah, it's crazy

00:15:57.440 to me. It's crazy to me, but I'm just sick of this shit, dude. Like I am sick of the, I'm, I'm,

00:16:04.000 here's what I'm sick of in society. I'm sick of people making excuses, pretending like they have

00:16:11.000 medical issues that are, you know, made up. All right. Like I'm not saying depression is made up.

00:16:21.000 I'm not saying autism is made up. I'm saying people make them up to get out of shit. And they say,

00:16:26.000 I have this, so I'm not accountable for that. Well, that's not okay. And dude, we have this

00:16:32.800 situation society where everybody can get away with anything. As long as they say mental health,

00:16:37.580 my mental health was suffering. So, and they almost like leverage it against you. Like,

00:16:42.520 oh, I got fired because my, my employer didn't understand I was dealing with mental health.

00:16:47.940 Well, motherfucker, you're hired to do a job and you can't do it. That's it. I don't,

00:16:52.740 your mental health does not play into reality, but apparently it does.

00:16:57.560 Or at least they're trying to make it. Yeah. I don't, I don't do my, I couldn't do my job

00:17:01.440 because I'm struggling with mental health. Well, fuck dude. I don't know what to tell you.

00:17:04.940 Grow the fuck up. Well, that's what I had to do. That's what everybody else had to do.

00:17:09.640 That's the other piece of it, Andy. Like the reason, and I, I truly genuinely firmly believe

00:17:14.400 this in my being that like a lot of the stuff we're seeing, man, like even like you take depression,

00:17:20.100 right? Like I know it's a real thing, but I think when you start peeling that shit back,

00:17:24.160 it's because people aren't doing anything. Well, of course they don't have a purpose.

00:17:28.340 They're not achieving anything. They're not doing anything. They're bored. They sit in front of their TV.

00:17:32.720 They game. They, they eat shitty food. Dude. Of course you're going to have some fucking problems.

00:17:38.400 Dude. When you make your life uber convenient and remove the purpose and remove the work

00:17:45.820 and remove everything that gives you self-worth and self-value, you are naturally going to feel

00:17:52.480 irrelevant and you are going to feel depressed and you are going to feel that way because you know

00:17:58.800 that you are not doing exactly what you should be doing. And this is no secret. Humans need purpose.

00:18:07.060 And when we take this, this is the danger of technology. All right. We are trying to create,

00:18:13.740 and we mean society. It's really they. Okay. They're creating a society that is uber convenient.

00:18:22.300 Okay. I have instant food. I have instant entertainment. I, now I'm going to have universal

00:18:28.720 basic income because AI can do everything for me. So basically these people should just sit at home

00:18:36.280 and do nothing. Like what the fuck are they going to do? Well, they're going to sit at home. They're

00:18:39.820 going to play video games. They're going to live in this virtual world. None of which are what we as

00:18:45.400 humans are designed to do. And they wonder why they feel like shit, you know, like, and dude, but

00:18:52.620 regardless, that does not excuse someone from committing crimes. You know, Oh, I, I, I, I plead insanity.

00:19:03.740 I murdered an entire family. Well, that doesn't matter. You still murdered an entire family. You're

00:19:09.880 going to fucking jail. Like that's how this should be. We need to stop sympathizing.

00:19:15.380 with people for whatever happened to them in the past or whatever trauma they had or whatever. It's

00:19:22.340 fucking bullshit, bro. Like we have all these therapists and all these victim culture people, uh,

00:19:28.760 out here selling the idea of mental health and trauma and healing as if it's a permanent stop,

00:19:37.120 right? As if you're supposed to be healing your entire life, bro. Healing is a temporary thing.

00:19:44.200 And that is other, in other words, you know what it's called? Get the fuck over it, right? Whatever

00:19:48.480 you got to do to feel better so that you can move forward. It's not a place for you to stop your life

00:19:52.580 and, and, and dwell, which is what a lot of these people do. And a lot of these therapists convince

00:19:58.020 these people that they're perpetually broken and they create a cycle of

00:20:03.320 brokenness for these people so that they can make a fucking profit. Like if your monetary income

00:20:11.480 depended on people being sick, what motivation do you have to actually fucking heal them?

00:20:17.640 You know what I'm saying? Right. This is all bullshit. And then we have, we have society excusing

00:20:24.220 these people for the things that they do. Okay. Well, I know what I can say now, if I ever get in

00:20:30.600 trouble, you know, I swear I'm saying it, right? Next time I get pulled over for speed. I'm sorry,

00:20:38.540 man. I'm retarded. I, I don't know what to tell you. You can't give me a ticket. Yeah. Right.

00:20:46.300 Otherwise you're a bigot. Yeah. Right. You're a retardist. Yeah, that's right. You hate retarded

00:20:52.340 people. You hate people. You can't give me a fucking ticket. I'm just saying, man. Oh man. What a time

00:21:02.360 to be alive, man. What a time to be alive. Another thing that will also get you off.

00:21:10.180 What? Tell me to fucking lie. No, no lie. No lie. Another, but another thing,

00:21:16.300 yeah, that can get you off of being held accountable is, is not being a U S citizen at

00:21:20.560 all. Not even supposed to be here. All right. And you're committing bullshit. Who are we holding

00:21:24.580 accountable? Yeah. Literally. Nope. White people. That's right. White people. Yep. For the raisins

00:21:28.940 and potato salad. Travis County. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. That's a fair

00:21:35.580 argument. I think, I think that deserves some real punishment. Just saying, um, Travis County

00:21:40.620 judge slashes bond from $1.2 million to $7,000 for foreign trucker who killed five, including

00:21:49.620 a baby and fiery Austin crash. Dude, this is, this is fucking insane, man. Bro. It's like

00:21:54.760 that guy, that guy, that guy ran over police officer here in St. Louis. Yeah. That was

00:21:58.980 illegal. And he was drunk and got off and get off. So, I mean, yeah, you either say you're

00:22:03.920 retarded or just say you're not from here and don't speak English. Like, and you're good.

00:22:07.560 You're good, man. Let's dive into this a little bit. Cause this, this is, so this actually happened

00:22:11.360 a while ago. Um, uh, of when this actually like initially happened. So a Travis County

00:22:18.060 judge on Tuesday slashed the bond for Solomon, what Kalali, out of Rara, um, a foreign national

00:22:26.080 and 18 wheel drive, uh, 18 wheeler driver, uh, from 1.2 million down to a jaw dropping $7,000

00:22:32.740 despite his role in a tragic crash that left five people dead, including a child and a

00:22:38.600 baby. The deadly pileup occurred last month on interstate 35 in North Austin involving

00:22:44.240 17 vehicles and 17 people resulting in a fiery devastation and multiple injuries. Victims

00:22:52.640 and their families are now pursuing more than $150 million in damages. But for the Travis

00:22:58.520 County judicial system, the perpetrator gets a wrist slap and a ticket to walk free under

00:23:03.460 laughable conditions. Um, so Wakanda Arara, um, who was initially charged with five counts

00:23:10.020 of intoxication and manslaughter and two counts of intoxication assault allegedly failed a field

00:23:16.880 sobriety test. What's the difference between intoxication and intoxication? Is there a difference?

00:23:22.960 I don't know. Well, I mean, you said intoxication, I may have read it wrong. And then you said

00:23:28.920 intoxication. I just didn't know if there's a difference. Oh, I think, I don't think intoxication

00:23:33.120 is a word. That's the joke. Oh yeah. I was just didn't know. I'm glad I know now. Listen,

00:23:43.460 I have no problem being held accountable. All right. I'm one of the few. That's your white hat.

00:23:48.900 You know how most people got like, it's like, you know, you got God and devil on the shoulders.

00:23:56.380 Mine's just like white DJ, black DJ going back and forth. You know what I'm saying?

00:24:02.240 Steal it. No, just say borrow. You know what I'm saying?

00:24:07.560 You know what I'm saying? Like, that's my life, man. That's my life. That's my life.

00:24:13.540 Oh man. It's a constant battle, isn't it? Dude, listen, it's hard. It's hard, man.

00:24:18.660 See, mine's like, you know, mayonnaise or racist in my potato salad. You know, put old

00:24:26.300 Bay in there. Too much pepper. You know what I'm saying? It's dance. Don't fucking dance.

00:24:31.320 Oh fuck, dude. Oh man. Yep. Um, yeah. Uh, but he failed a sobriety test. He failed to do it. I

00:24:43.480 believe, um, officers citing classic symptoms of central nervous system, depressant use,

00:24:48.940 bloodshot eyes, mumbled speech and swaying. However, subsequent testing revealed no drugs

00:24:53.800 or alcohol in his bloodstream. Um, so it might've just been low IQ is what, uh, what it sounds

00:24:59.240 like. Um, the intoxication charges are stemming from what prosecutors are arguing is sleeplessness.

00:25:05.260 So is what they claim. They also claim antidepressants might be to, to, to blame. Um, yeah, I mean,

00:25:12.200 I don't know, but this is his condition is bond agreement now. So $7,000. Dude, what are

00:25:17.240 we doing? What are we doing? So we can just say whatever we want. Oh, it's because of this.

00:25:25.060 Oh, it's because my dad spanked me when I was fucking three. Cause my dad didn't.

00:25:29.240 Yeah. Well, it, it, you know, it's because I was on antidepressants. It's because I cut

00:25:34.220 my dick off. Yeah. Because I, I had an energy drink five hours ago. Like what the fuck can

00:25:40.080 we not, you know, like what? So we just blame these things on anything now. Yep.

00:25:45.000 What? This is insane. It's wild, bro. It's wild. Oh dude. You know, I'm sorry. I fucking wrecked

00:25:52.280 the car. I'm on antidepressants. Who's that guy? That's the Wakanda guy. Oh, shocking.

00:26:01.780 Yeah, man. It's sick, man. It's sick. I'm just tired of this lack of personal responsibility

00:26:08.680 and accountability based upon these bullshit stories that people tell everyone. Like I act

00:26:16.240 like an asshole. Oh, sorry. I'm bipolar. Or, you know, I, I wrecked my car. Oh man. It's

00:26:21.360 the antidepressants. I was having a bad day. Like there's no accountability. Now people get

00:26:25.960 to make up anything they want to escape accountability. It's fucking insane. Oh, I, I, I firebombed a

00:26:33.720 Tesla. Oh, it's because I have gender dysmorphia. I didn't think that you had gender dysmorphia.

00:26:39.300 I thought you were a woman. What the fuck is it? You know what I'm saying? I thought you knew.

00:26:43.640 I thought you knew since you were born that you were a woman on the inside. I didn't know you had

00:26:48.780 confusion about it. Yeah. Right. So what is it? At least we're finally admitting that. No, dude,

00:26:54.100 it's the first women in space. Oh really? What's a woman? Oh, well, like dude, I'm just tired of the

00:27:04.280 convenient application of whatever anyone feels like to push any narrative and escape any accountability.

00:27:12.320 It's absurd. And it only works for protected classes. It does not work for anyone who is not

00:27:18.500 in a protected class. Like, which is me, you know, like dude, real talk. Like if I did that,

00:27:26.100 what would happen to me? If I did either one of those things, what would be, well, it'd be all over

00:27:29.900 the fucking news. White nationalists. That's right. Andy Fursella fucking kills 75 people when it's

00:27:38.240 fucking none. Right. It'll be totally a lie. Like, and it'll be based on sources. You know,

00:27:47.220 dude, it's insane. Yeah. Dude, I'm just going to claim gender dysmorphia now. Yeah. Anything that

00:27:54.800 happens to me? Sorry, dude. I would be confused. Yeah. That's right. It was. Did you say that's

00:28:02.260 white? Yeah. I'm, I'm white and intoxicated. That's what it is. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. There

00:28:12.020 we go. Guys. I'm white, intoxicated, gender dysmorphia, depressed, retarded. You can't

00:28:19.700 prosecute me for anything. The laws do not apply. Sir, I need some proof. Just dance.

00:28:27.320 You know what I'm saying? Oh man, we live in a fucking strange place, bro. What a time,

00:28:36.240 man. We have to like in real talk. I know we're talking a lot of shit and making jokes, but like,

00:28:40.160 dude, we as citizens have to start demanding accountability for all people. If the laws only

00:28:49.160 apply selectively, then the laws do not matter. Period. We will never have civility or structure

00:28:56.540 or rule of law in society with selective application. We won't have a high trust society.

00:29:02.960 We'll have exactly what we have, which honestly, I think all of us are getting pretty fucking tired of.

00:29:08.800 Yeah. Well, guys, tell us if you are tired of it, let us know down in the comments what you guys think

00:29:12.980 about this topic. With that being said, let's go check out some of your thoughts

00:29:16.980 and opinions as we create. All they're going to be is people talking about how good DJ is.

00:29:21.860 Oh, bullshit. We already know how this is going to go. You want to bet? First comment. What'd you

00:29:26.120 think? I don't know. DJ's the funniest. No, man. His first comment, bro. Listen. Oh, wait,

00:29:34.120 hold on. Before we get into this, I got a fucking bone to pick. All right. I put a poll up on my story

00:29:42.140 that said, who wins? 100 Andy and DJs or a gorilla? And 65% said Andy and DJ, which clearly

00:29:59.840 they're intelligent. But apparently 35% of you are in a protected class.

00:30:05.720 Because there's no fucking way. No, there's no chance. There's no way. And first of all,

00:30:15.480 100 Andy and DJs is actually 200 people. Technically. So we would definitely win. Mathematically.

00:30:24.380 Dumb asses. Yeah. And I'm not a, I'm not a botanist. So, but I think the math works out.

00:30:28.320 Okay. Yep. Let's cruise some comments, man. Okay. What? This first one, man. AZ fly board

00:30:42.560 rental. My vote on the tag team name is heat and humidity. I like that. Still think they

00:30:51.660 like me? Huh? You still think that's all lifting up DJ, huh? They called me humidity.

00:30:55.700 I like it. Heat. Heat's good. I'll take it. Heat and humidity. Fuck. That's rich, man. That's

00:31:12.980 rich. See what they did there. Yep. Thanks. Next one. Purple pig form. Oh, you know, this

00:31:19.140 is going to be good. Purple pig form. Andy, DJ, make a monkey sound. DJ, ooh, ooh, I want

00:31:25.700 a hellcat. Bro, that's some racist shit. That's some racist shit, man. Bro, man, what, man?

00:31:36.740 What the fuck, man? That's some racist shit, purple pig farm. You should be proud.

00:31:42.840 Dude. Dude. I mean, fuck it, man. It is what it is, man. It is what it is. It's good for

00:31:54.980 the soul. It's, you know what? Here's the thing. This is the other thing. We are in a protected

00:32:00.960 class because we're comedians. We are. We can. We are. We are not business people or podcasters

00:32:07.120 or YouTubers. Nope. We are comedians, which means we can say fucking anything. It's a joke.

00:32:14.060 And if you don't like it, tough. Can't do anything because we're protected. Tough balls,

00:32:18.380 man. Now, I got some other comments. Andy, Andy, Andy Frisella came back to Instagram.

00:32:23.280 He did. It was an accident. No, it wasn't. Was it not? So, dude, it's real. I swear. I swear

00:32:33.620 it was an accident. Okay. So, I was building out. Okay. It's been five years since I've posted.

00:32:41.520 Yeah. Literally five years. And since then, there's been a lot of updates to Instagram,

00:32:45.200 right? And so, I was like trying to build out my post as if I was going to post. I wasn't

00:32:53.800 actually going to post. Are you just testing it out? It's been amazing. I was trying to build

00:32:56.620 a carousel and, you know, make a nice post. I wanted to show the receipts, which are so uncommon

00:33:02.720 these days. I wanted to communicate to people like, hey, man, these people that you think

00:33:08.740 are these, you know, rich, smart, like, dude, they're just like you. They just don't fucking

00:33:13.960 quit, which is what I've always told people. And, you know, we have a lot of frauds and

00:33:19.440 fucking fakers that can't show the receipts. And that's not very inspiring, bro. It's not

00:33:23.740 inspiring when you just show the result and you don't explain like how you actually got

00:33:28.860 there. Like, instead of, you know, just selling people the end result and pretending like they

00:33:34.480 can have it too. And then the only way they make their money is by selling people that

00:33:40.080 dream when they haven't actually done it, anything else besides sell people that. I don't like

00:33:44.960 that. That's not real. Okay. And I just wanted to show people what it looked like, you know,

00:33:51.740 how the fuck I got here, you know, and we have a lot of people that follow me that don't

00:33:55.500 know my background. And so I was just, you know, okay, let's build a little visual carousel

00:34:00.780 and a caption. And I was like, I was, you know, building it out. I'm like, this, this

00:34:05.380 would probably be a pretty cool post. And then my phone rang. And when my phone rang,

00:34:10.380 I answered it. And then I put it on speaker because I was still, I was still trying to

00:34:16.020 look at the carousel and it posted. And I was like, oh shit. And then I was like, fuck.

00:34:20.940 All right, whatever, man. And so that's, that's what happened for real.

00:34:24.140 People loved it. Yeah. It was fucking fine. Like, Hey man, it might be another five years,

00:34:28.200 but you know, it is what it is. You know, I think I, you know, here's what I will say.

00:34:34.880 It was really cool to, uh, it was really cool to see so many people that I recognize their IG

00:34:40.960 handles from like years and years and years ago, still following along. And, and there was a lot

00:34:46.520 of stories in the comments, which were like, Hey man, since then I've done this, you know,

00:34:50.500 since I found you, this is what I've done. And guys like real talk, man, like, you know,

00:34:54.960 jokes aside, uh, that inspires the fuck out of me. Like, cause like, dude, when you're here and

00:35:02.520 you're talking into a microphone or a phone, it's like talking into the abyss. Like you don't know

00:35:08.900 how many people are actually following it or doing it. And you wonder like, fuck dude, does anybody

00:35:14.040 hear what I'm saying? And, uh, it was just cool. Cause like, I got a lot of DMS and there was a

00:35:19.240 lot of posts and comments, um, or a lot of comments in the posts that were kind of telling me like how

00:35:25.520 people, uh, have progressed. And I just, that made me feel, it made me feel good. And, uh, it made me

00:35:31.640 proud of everybody that's out there doing the work. And I know we fucking joke around a lot and we talk

00:35:36.220 a lot of shit, but, uh, it, I don't know. I think we got a really special community. Um, and it's just,

00:35:42.840 it's cool. So like, I'm, you know, I'll probably, I'll probably stay on it just so we could start,

00:35:47.740 you know, connecting again. And I don't know. I'm just, it's just feel, it made me feel grateful.

00:35:52.620 Yeah. We shall see. People fucking loved it. We pulled a couple of comments. Oh, we're doing

00:35:58.260 Cruz Andy's comments. Cruz Andy's comments. All right. Hey, that's a good deal. You guys comment

00:36:02.700 in the, in my post. We'll, we might put you on the show. I put you up. So this first one,

00:36:06.560 Nico, uh, Lasvico, Andy coming for the course sellers.

00:36:14.140 I mean, I'm not, but I think my presence sort of speaks for itself.

00:36:18.800 Listen, I think there's gonna be a lot of people delete their fucking Instagram after this.

00:36:22.260 I'm just being real. Well, we'll see. There's nothing wrong with courses from people who've

00:36:26.380 actually done things. Yeah. The problem is, that's the key. Yes. There's nothing wrong with

00:36:31.520 spending money to learn things from people who have done the things they are teaching. That is,

00:36:35.960 that's called intelligent. But when you just look at someone's lifestyle and you think, oh,

00:36:40.620 I'm going to buy this course because I think I can have that. That's called protected class.

00:36:45.160 You know what I'm saying? Like it just, yeah. Yeah. That's real. Uh, there's an actual mortgage

00:36:50.520 fix says AF, uh, backposting squares before GTA six. Oh man. That's a good one. That's a good one.

00:36:56.500 Yeah. That's a good one. Uh, probably a favorite one, um, from a white ninja season.

00:37:01.520 It's white nigga season. It is. Well, look at the, I like, I like the profile picture.

00:37:14.080 You know what was, bro, bro, you know what was so funny about that is that I saw that comment

00:37:23.500 and I laughed and then like some of the people got like offended by it. Oh no shit. Yeah. Cause

00:37:28.140 it's like, you know, there's two communities, bro. There's podcast community. Then there's

00:37:31.840 Instagram community, YouTube community. It's all different. Yeah. So like a lot of these

00:37:35.980 people don't know how much we talk shit and joke around on the show. And a couple of people were

00:37:40.480 like, oh bro, you know, that's, it's like, dude, come on, man. We joke around here. It's all good.

00:37:45.460 Yeah. Relax. It's all right. I will tell you, I do block with the quickness. You call on my page

00:37:51.240 with some bullshit, bro. You'd fucking never be on it again. Yeah. And I will.

00:37:54.540 That's if the people don't get you first. Yeah, that's right. And I will recipient. Yeah. No

00:37:58.480 shit, bro. Maybe I shouldn't do that ever. Just let the people handle it. People don't

00:38:02.000 get you first. My people are fucking vicious. Yeah. I mean, look, I mean, just for, I mean,

00:38:05.940 for example, but dude, I meet, I meet, you don't want to perform, huh? Purple form

00:38:09.700 will get you purple pig form will get you. Oh yeah. No doubt. You don't want that. Uh, but

00:38:16.500 dude, I will meet your motherfucking energy just so you know, like, and I'm wittier than

00:38:22.280 you. So just be ready. It's great, man. It's a damn good time. Like I said, dude,

00:38:26.360 what a time to be alive, man. What a time. Uh, with that being said, guys, we do appreciate

00:38:30.680 you for being real ass fans. Of course. And I want to say like for real, dude, it just,

00:38:35.300 I just really appreciated all the love, dude. Real talk. It was awesome. No, it was, it

00:38:40.740 was awesome. Um, yeah, let's get back to our cruise time to go global. What boat we

00:38:47.320 taking? We taking your boat? I'm trained. Dude, DJ and I were sitting on my porch the

00:38:55.020 other day, smoking cigars. And I said, well, we get yachts. What are you going to call

00:39:00.360 yours? Fucking said, you're going to call it unchained. I mean, that's fucking sick

00:39:06.260 though. That is fucking sick. I can imagine if I'm fucking pulling it up. Just fucking

00:39:11.960 broken chains, man. You know what I'm saying? It'd be sick. I'm listen, I'm doing it. I know

00:39:16.220 you are. I'm fucking doing it. Yeah. Um, headline number two, though, man, we got

00:39:20.140 to go global. Let's go to, um, there is some tensions. All right. The waters are

00:39:25.200 murky. Where? Okay. India, India and Pakistan. Yes. Yes. I said, I'm going to be

00:39:34.400 good this episode. All right. Nothing. Is it true? Are the waters murky? No comment.

00:39:41.300 I took Z for a ride in R8 today. Did you? That was amazing. Yeah. I tried to let him

00:39:51.660 drive it, but he wouldn't do it. No, I don't want to mess up your car. It's been a long

00:39:55.560 time since I've driven a stick shift. Well, I mean, it's a good time to learn, bro. One

00:40:00.800 of my favorite cars, though. Yeah. We ripped it. You did? Yeah. Did you? Yeah. That was

00:40:07.960 the funniest part. You can hear it in the building? Yes. It's a loud car. People heard

00:40:11.680 it in different parts of the building inside. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's

00:40:15.980 go, uh, let's, let's go check on our buddies. We got some good friends over there in India.

00:40:19.940 We got great friends in India. I like India. All right. Um, and, and listen, India is ready

00:40:24.960 to fucking make the moves. You know what I'm saying? This comes out. Pakistan claims it has

00:40:31.000 credible intelligence. India will strike within 36 hours. Strike Pakistan? Yes.

00:40:37.960 Listen, this, this shit's getting heated. All right. It's getting real. All right.

00:40:41.860 There's some real stuff going on. So tensions between India and Pakistan has, have escalated

00:40:48.400 further, uh, after a top Pakistani official claimed early Wednesday to have credible intelligence

00:40:54.000 that New Delhi will carry out a military action against Islamabad within the next two days.

00:40:59.740 The claim came as both United States and China urged restraint. So what happened? Well, I did

00:41:06.740 see a video. I go ahead and finish. I'll tell you what I saw. Yeah. What, what, what happened?

00:41:14.200 Like what, what got these two countries? Because there's always been tension. Zima, right? Like,

00:41:18.180 like India, they've always, aren't they, aren't you guys like cousins? No, I'm being serious.

00:41:23.920 Like same kind of people, right? Pakistan was a part of India before they declared independence.

00:41:29.600 Yeah. And it was basically that happened because of religion differences. Like how here in America,

00:41:35.780 we are majorly divided because of democratic and Republican values over there. The division

00:41:41.460 is geared because of religion. And that's one of the driving factors of the main two political

00:41:47.920 parties that quote unquote rule the country. And that's Islam and Hindi, right? Hindu. Hinduism.

00:41:54.160 Yeah. Yeah. Um, but there's always been tensions there, right? The water has always been murky.

00:42:02.200 Um, I don't know if it's always been, it's always been murky for a long time for thousands

00:42:10.160 of years, maybe, but not forever. If we go far enough back, I'm sure it was nice at one point.

00:42:17.160 Yes. Calm and clean. I mean, not clean, not clean. I didn't mean to say clean. What, what got,

00:42:23.200 what, what's, what's the new tensions about? Okay. Because this is actually really fucked up,

00:42:26.800 uh, story of what happened. There was a terrorist attack in India. Okay. Dozens, uh, killed his gunman

00:42:34.160 massacre tourist in Kashmir beauty spot. Um, and dude, it's so crazy. Like there was a, there was a clip

00:42:39.720 of a guy on his zip line. So like, I guess it's like a park, right? And there was a guy doing a zip

00:42:44.860 line and he's like videotaping himself. And like, as he's going by completely oblivious to what's

00:42:49.160 happening underneath, like there was a fucking massacre underneath him. Um, 26 people were killed.

00:42:55.680 Um, at least 26, dozens other, uh, injured. There was reports of like the gunmen were going around

00:43:01.420 having people pull down their pants to verify if they were like, like Hindu, uh, or Muslim because

00:43:08.220 Muslims circumcised, uh, circumcised themselves and, uh, Hindus do not. And it's like, they were

00:43:13.680 targeting Hindus. Um, so a racist terrorist attack. Um, and so that's kind of what really kicked it up.

00:43:20.480 And India immediately went to blaming and saying that the, the, the attackers had some sort of

00:43:25.940 connection to Pakistan. All right. Um, and so then, uh, the minister of defense from Pakistan came out

00:43:33.660 with this clip, this video, let's check this out. Pakistan has credible intelligence that India

00:43:40.320 intends carrying out military action against Pakistan in the next 24 to 36 hours on the pretext

00:43:48.880 of baseless and concocted allegations of involvement in the Pahal Gaam incident.

00:43:55.840 Indian self-assumed hubristic role of judge, jury, and executioner in the region is reckless

00:44:03.120 and vehemently rejected. Pakistan has been the victim of terrorism itself and truly understands

00:44:11.120 the pain of this scourge. We have always condemned terrorism in all its forms and manifestations

00:44:19.280 anywhere in the world. Being a responsible state, Pakistan open-heartedly offered a credible,

00:44:28.000 transparent, transparent, and independent investigation by a neutral commission of experts to ascertain the

00:44:36.080 truth. Unfortunately, rather than pursuing the path of reason, India has apparently decided to tread the

00:44:43.520 dangerous path of irrationality and confrontation, which will have catastrophic consequences for the

00:44:51.520 complete region and beyond. Evasion of credible investigation is in itself sufficient evidence

00:45:00.080 exposing India's real motives. Consciously making strategic decisions hostage to public sentiments

00:45:08.880 purposefully trumped up for securing political objectives is unfortunate and deplorable. Pakistan reiterates

00:45:17.280 that any such military adventurism by India would be responded to assuredly and decisively. The

00:45:25.360 international community must remain alive to the reality that the onus of escalatory spiral and its

00:45:33.120 ensuing consequences shall squarely lie with India. The nation reiterates its resolve to defend the

00:45:41.040 sovereignty and territorial integrity and territorial integrity of Pakistan at all costs. Pakistan,

00:45:46.400 Zindabad. Pakistan's in the bag.

00:45:51.600 Oh, wow. Grape.

00:45:56.160 Listen, it's wild, all right? And there's been like- So this was over a mass shooting? Yeah.

00:46:00.160 When did that happen? It was a terrorist attack. April 20th? April 23rd, I believe, actually.

00:46:04.400 Do you have the video of the zipline thing? No. Oh, no. April 22nd is when, uh, is when it happened.

00:46:12.320 I thought this was, uh, what do you have more on this? Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, it's been,

00:46:16.320 it's been, it's been getting heated, all right? There's, there's, uh, like there's sources saying,

00:46:21.360 um, that along some of the border shots have already been starting to get exchanged between both sides.

00:46:26.160 Um, that was an interview. Um, let's check this clip out real quick.

00:46:30.080 Burn you Pakistanis to death. Go on. Bring it on. Yeah. You will not be given the grave.

00:46:38.560 You will be given fire. We are going to burn you to the ground. We are going to burn you to ashes.

00:46:45.040 How many bombs you have? If you have 200, you have 250. I give you my word.

00:46:48.000 You bomb us 200 times. You will burn all of us. You will burn all of us. You will burn all of us.

00:46:54.880 You don't have to be liable for taking the blood on the ground. You will go to the mosque.

00:47:02.480 Full context. This is, is this how it goes over there, bro? Is this how you guys do shit?

00:47:08.560 I kind of like it though. They're both in London while this is, yeah, but why don't they just fight?

00:47:12.880 Right. So the guy on the left, I'm, I'm trying to loosely translate. He's saying that you don't

00:47:17.760 deserve to breathe the air on this earth and we will, uh, not only nuke you, we'll fire you and just

00:47:26.240 remove your existence. Yeah. You will get no grave. Yeah. That's what he's trying to say. But yeah,

00:47:31.520 this is sometimes this is how the debates on, um, new channels. That's how they go. I like this.

00:47:37.920 Yeah. No, they get super fiery. This is how it should be. Yeah. Fuck you. And then, yes. And

00:47:43.040 then you make the leaders fight. That's how, that's how it should be. Instead of sending all of us

00:47:49.280 that fuck what you got to do with this shit, right? Like you guys send your, I mean, I'm sure in every

00:47:55.440 country, you know, they send their regular people to go fight these things because these

00:48:01.040 motherfuckers can't get over their dick measuring. These dudes should fight. Exactly.

00:48:05.680 Hmm. Well, I mean, like I said, figure out how many people die because of the egos of these

00:48:10.720 leaders. Yeah. There's nothing strategic to gain here. This is fucking ego shit. And we're going to

00:48:17.040 sit. Well, you got to send your fucking, your, your, your fuck. Not only that, there's the same

00:48:23.120 everywhere. It's been the same for a thousand years. Correct. And not only that, there is a very

00:48:28.000 strong undertone of extreme extremism because of religion. Yeah. That's the main undertone factor

00:48:38.000 between the problem with India and Pakistan. What's the conflict in religion? I understand

00:48:42.480 they're two different, but like, like, so we, we can't tolerate other religions. No, it's not that

00:48:49.520 actually. So I'll tell you, it's the, basically the same thing everywhere. Like how here, if you'd go

00:48:55.280 out and talk to common people, they're all cool, regardless of where you come from, same, same

00:49:01.200 everywhere. It's the political agenda and the things in the news. And the main thing is because

00:49:07.600 Muslims eat beef and in Hindu religion, a cow is considered a sacred animal is often tied

00:49:14.960 of very high religious importance to a lot of gods. Okay. And there are some states in India where

00:49:21.200 eating beef is illegal. Okay. So that's the main undertone. So let's have a thousand year feud

00:49:27.440 over fucking steaks. Exactly. Yeah. I would. And, and I know you would. I'm so sorry. Yeah.

00:49:33.520 Well, you're not, you're not Hindu. It's fine. No, but the, but how we, we get it done here. It's the

00:49:38.640 same thing over there. The people in the leading positions in the politics know this and they gear

00:49:43.120 it purposefully. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's what it is. It's so basically, so basically India said that

00:49:48.400 Pakistan tried to redeem some shit. India is like, do not redeem. You know what I'm saying?

00:49:58.960 That's a terrible joke. Well,

00:50:03.760 and Pakistan is like, we didn't redeem shit, but we will redeem if we got to, you know what I'm saying?

00:50:09.280 Here's what I think. So we're going to send all our men to die over a motherfucking cow.

00:50:17.120 That's that. How's that make sense? Yeah. I mean, listen, it does it, but both sides are heated right

00:50:25.440 now. I know. Okay. And I saw a very, I saw an almost, I saw it almost go down, bro. Well,

00:50:31.520 listen, they've been pumping out fucking like military propaganda videos and stuff from both sides.

00:50:36.000 Yeah. Um, I got, I got an example of both sides for the show, for your context. So this is, uh,

00:50:41.440 what came out of Pakistan. Um, let's check this clip.

00:50:56.560 Oh,

00:51:07.040 oh,

00:51:08.400 so well, there's no secret as to why the United States kicks the fuck out of everybody.

00:51:25.760 show me your war face

00:51:28.320 motherfuckers

00:51:30.240 motherfuckers got a fucking bayonet

00:51:34.040 and he hits it with the fucking back of the gun

00:51:36.400 alright

00:51:38.760 alright

00:51:39.200 so that was Pakistan

00:51:41.320 this is serious shit here

00:51:43.720 India responded

00:51:45.540 India does not fuck around

00:51:47.300 India responded with this

00:51:48.620 we see you

00:51:53.480 bro that shit slaps bro

00:52:07.100 I'm 5 for India

00:52:09.520 they got better music

00:52:23.480 I'm 5 for India bro

00:52:31.720 we're gonna have a good time too

00:52:35.960 India's in the bag man

00:52:37.380 India people have a good time bro

00:52:38.700 they know how to fucking party

00:52:39.620 even when they're killing people

00:52:40.640 I'm with it

00:52:41.940 I'm with it

00:52:43.540 I saw a video of how this was gonna go down though

00:52:46.320 did you see this video?

00:52:48.320 I saw a third video

00:52:49.260 yeah

00:52:49.700 let me send it to you

00:52:50.480 send it to me

00:52:51.200 yeah let's put it here

00:52:52.100 alright

00:52:52.480 this is the one I saw

00:52:54.140 it's a step to this bitch

00:53:13.320 you want to redeem?

00:53:17.080 fuck you

00:53:17.660 we got this one too

00:53:28.800 India is ready to redeem man

00:53:40.000 that's some good shit right there

00:53:45.560 see that

00:53:46.920 just that dance pattern

00:53:48.020 bro you know what I feel bad for

00:53:49.680 you know

00:53:51.200 cause here's the real

00:53:51.960 here's the like real shit

00:53:53.080 real quick

00:53:53.540 for like two seconds man

00:53:54.860 so like if they

00:53:56.180 if these two countries

00:53:56.980 really go to war

00:53:57.740 like blow it all out

00:53:58.800 who I really feel bad for

00:54:00.580 is like the fucking

00:54:02.200 you know the grannies and shit

00:54:03.580 that were told

00:54:04.360 that like the IRS

00:54:05.880 is coming to fucking lock them up

00:54:07.300 if they didn't send the $3.99

00:54:08.540 on a Walmart gift card

00:54:09.960 and they're just waiting

00:54:11.340 for their fucking sentencing now

00:54:13.000 you know what I'm saying

00:54:13.540 because

00:54:13.960 you know Kyle

00:54:15.420 is not calling them back

00:54:16.680 to tell them

00:54:17.340 you know what I'm saying

00:54:17.940 cause he's busy fighting

00:54:18.820 you know in the war

00:54:19.800 is this how this goes?

00:54:26.300 yeah

00:54:26.660 but this

00:54:27.360 the section in the video

00:54:28.360 is the one that's super bad

00:54:29.680 but yeah

00:54:30.160 this is how it goes

00:54:31.240 what do you mean

00:54:31.660 like it's not

00:54:32.220 it's better than this usually?

00:54:33.260 it's way better than this

00:54:34.040 okay so this is

00:54:34.880 this is

00:54:35.340 we just caught him on a bad day

00:54:36.380 yeah

00:54:36.600 no

00:54:36.900 they took the worst section

00:54:40.120 of the whole performance

00:54:40.980 and that's the

00:54:41.600 I don't know

00:54:42.280 I thought it was pretty good

00:54:43.460 bro it's like a whole stadium

00:54:44.700 around the border thing

00:54:46.120 so they just dance battle it out

00:54:47.480 it's not dance

00:54:48.280 it's like marching

00:54:48.960 but super exaggerated

00:54:50.320 and what that

00:54:51.380 so they stomp at each other and shit

00:54:52.720 yeah

00:54:53.040 so it's like cockfighting

00:54:54.360 yeah kinda

00:54:54.860 yeah

00:54:55.500 kinda like it

00:54:56.320 I kinda like how they do shit over there

00:54:58.440 oh I'm trying to find you a picture

00:55:00.560 do they allow like Americans

00:55:02.640 to go over there and live?

00:55:04.160 yeah

00:55:04.340 I would like to get in on that dance battle

00:55:05.960 yeah

00:55:06.740 you and I should dance battle

00:55:08.900 that's the power move

00:55:15.140 oh look

00:55:15.860 look here it is

00:55:16.500 so they have like a whole stadium

00:55:18.220 right

00:55:18.600 right there where they do this at

00:55:19.980 it's like a whole stadium over there

00:55:22.440 oh let me blow this up a little bit

00:55:23.460 there should be a stadium

00:55:24.800 it's awesome

00:55:25.320 I've been there

00:55:27.420 are you being serious?

00:55:28.940 yeah

00:55:29.100 like you went there and watched this?

00:55:30.340 yes

00:55:30.620 was it cool?

00:55:31.540 yeah

00:55:31.720 it's called the Vaga board

00:55:33.100 yeah a lot

00:55:33.920 from both sides

00:55:34.740 so there are seatings on both sides

00:55:36.720 and there's a big door

00:55:38.060 so it's like

00:55:38.880 just like that

00:55:39.440 so it's like you're

00:55:40.500 American football

00:55:41.680 yeah

00:55:42.740 like you guys wear the jerseys and shit

00:55:44.600 and cheer

00:55:44.980 yeah

00:55:45.280 and then you pin their faces

00:55:46.740 and stuff

00:55:47.260 and then after the game

00:55:47.600 you fucking tell the other team

00:55:49.040 fuck you

00:55:49.480 yeah

00:55:49.660 do you guys eat the hamburgers

00:55:51.840 in front of them?

00:55:54.220 one side serves hamburgers

00:55:55.700 the other side serves

00:55:56.580 you know

00:55:57.280 curry

00:55:58.020 burgers

00:55:58.400 yeah right

00:55:58.940 you guys are going to get

00:56:00.680 a lot of spam calls now

00:56:02.080 no we're not

00:56:03.840 we're busy fighting man

00:56:05.180 like

00:56:05.480 that's what I'm saying

00:56:06.500 about the grandma

00:56:07.040 we are going to get a lot of spam calls

00:56:07.920 yeah man

00:56:12.060 listen

00:56:12.620 it's getting crazy over there

00:56:14.340 so

00:56:14.580 it's about to pop off

00:56:15.540 dude shit's getting real

00:56:16.640 yeah

00:56:16.980 these guys look pretty tactical though

00:56:18.940 yeah

00:56:19.360 it's a nice little AK they got

00:56:20.460 yeah

00:56:21.240 you know

00:56:21.680 I mean

00:56:22.920 looking good and fighting good

00:56:24.400 is probably two different things

00:56:25.220 isn't it?

00:56:25.520 it's true

00:56:25.900 it's true

00:56:27.060 yeah

00:56:27.300 so I mean I don't know

00:56:27.880 we'll keep you guys monitored

00:56:29.280 as always

00:56:30.080 of

00:56:31.500 they should just stick to dance battling

00:56:33.240 just I say have one big dance battle

00:56:35.260 yeah

00:56:35.520 yeah

00:56:35.980 that's how we should solve things here

00:56:37.540 winner gets the cow

00:56:38.460 but the one side don't want the cow

00:56:43.240 oh I get it now

00:56:45.300 yeah

00:56:45.620 they want to save the cow

00:56:46.560 exactly

00:56:47.040 got it

00:56:47.560 exactly

00:56:47.980 okay

00:56:48.560 exactly

00:56:49.120 I think that's fair

00:56:49.880 I think that's fair

00:56:51.120 but guys

00:56:51.620 jump in on this conversation

00:56:53.100 so if India loses

00:56:54.200 no hamburgers

00:56:56.500 no hamburgers

00:56:57.740 but if they win

00:56:58.880 Pakistan's gotta eat hamburgers

00:57:00.620 well you know

00:57:00.840 the other way around

00:57:01.540 no you guys eat burgers right?

00:57:03.520 well yeah

00:57:04.100 no he's not

00:57:04.780 but hamburger is technically pork

00:57:06.880 no

00:57:07.480 what?

00:57:08.140 it's beef?

00:57:09.200 it's beef

00:57:09.600 who told you that?

00:57:11.140 yeah

00:57:11.280 what the fuck are you talking about?

00:57:12.560 it makes sense

00:57:13.300 that it would be called hamburger

00:57:14.680 but no hamburger

00:57:16.120 wait

00:57:16.800 wait

00:57:17.440 wait

00:57:18.060 how the fuck is he gonna know

00:57:20.280 he's from fucking India bro

00:57:21.360 I'm illiterate

00:57:23.220 it makes sense

00:57:25.460 I get what you're saying

00:57:26.980 it does make

00:57:27.560 okay

00:57:27.860 yeah

00:57:28.260 in that context

00:57:29.240 okay

00:57:30.840 but no hamburgers

00:57:32.040 you're generally made with ground beef

00:57:33.460 you've been over there

00:57:35.980 making them at home with ham huh?

00:57:40.700 I learned something new today

00:57:42.380 these hamburgers are different

00:57:45.320 I will never go to McDonald's

00:57:48.000 oh shit man

00:57:50.720 that's great

00:57:51.220 oh McDonald's has a veggie burger

00:57:52.900 back in India

00:57:53.580 if we don't get here

00:57:54.900 it's the only place that does it

00:57:56.080 isn't it?

00:57:56.460 I'm not sure about other countries

00:57:57.780 but it's because they have a large Hindu population

00:57:59.800 we don't get it here in America

00:58:01.940 yeah

00:58:02.760 thank god

00:58:04.540 you know what else we got here

00:58:15.800 I said I was gonna be good man

00:58:24.740 yeah

00:58:24.980 you were the opposite

00:58:26.020 guys jump in on this conversation

00:58:29.860 let us know down in the comments

00:58:31.140 what you guys think

00:58:32.080 with that being said

00:58:32.780 the third and final headline

00:58:33.720 headline number three

00:58:35.540 we got

00:58:36.220 we got Michelle in the mix

00:58:37.720 Michelle Obama

00:58:39.700 is in the

00:58:40.660 the podcast today

00:58:42.120 she is

00:58:43.300 pissing some people off

00:58:44.620 among other things

00:58:46.980 Michelle Obama

00:58:48.540 blasts

00:58:50.120 Trump's

00:58:50.660 immigration crackdown

00:58:52.120 it keeps me up at night

00:58:53.840 so this is getting some heat

00:58:56.180 she's been labeled a hypocrite

00:58:58.280 among other things

00:58:59.880 former first lady Michelle Obama

00:59:02.020 said President Donald Trump's

00:59:03.440 aggressive immigration crackdown

00:59:05.380 is striking fear

00:59:06.660 into people of color in America

00:59:08.900 Obama made the comments

00:59:10.540 during an appearance

00:59:11.240 with her brother Craig Robinson

00:59:12.640 on Monday's episode

00:59:14.220 hold on

00:59:14.400 let's

00:59:14.860 let's stop this right now

00:59:16.400 let's point this out

00:59:18.320 they generalize

00:59:19.640 all people of color

00:59:20.960 so they can hope

00:59:21.820 to rally the troops

00:59:23.320 against this

00:59:24.080 right

00:59:24.820 like

00:59:25.560 there's

00:59:26.880 lots and lots

00:59:27.960 of black people

00:59:28.700 in fact

00:59:29.140 most of them

00:59:30.060 to the tune of

00:59:30.860 70 to 80 percent

00:59:32.480 do not want

00:59:33.240 these

00:59:33.580 migrants here

00:59:34.920 okay

00:59:35.760 so like I love how they

00:59:37.140 lump that

00:59:37.880 yeah

00:59:38.340 they try to create it

00:59:39.440 like it's

00:59:39.920 it's this or that

00:59:41.340 you're either

00:59:41.800 team puck

00:59:42.820 or you're team whitey

00:59:44.500 you know what I'm saying

00:59:45.540 like dude

00:59:46.120 like

00:59:46.580 dude

00:59:47.200 I'm so

00:59:47.880 fucking

00:59:48.900 tired

00:59:49.760 of these Obama people

00:59:51.400 like all they do

00:59:53.020 is stir the race pot

00:59:54.420 over and over

00:59:55.720 and over

00:59:56.420 and over again

00:59:57.380 with no standing

00:59:59.020 okay

01:00:00.080 you have no moral

01:00:01.860 you were

01:00:02.380 literally

01:00:03.260 the highest office

01:00:05.560 of this country

01:00:06.780 okay

01:00:07.780 you were president

01:00:09.520 and first lady

01:00:10.700 of the United States

01:00:12.340 and all they

01:00:13.960 fucking talk about

01:00:15.260 is

01:00:16.160 racial oppression

01:00:17.580 get the fuck

01:00:19.400 out of here

01:00:19.920 okay

01:00:20.680 I am tired

01:00:21.460 of hearing it

01:00:22.060 oh dude

01:00:22.360 it's sick

01:00:22.900 it's like that

01:00:24.140 you know

01:00:24.460 the metaphor

01:00:25.100 like you know

01:00:25.700 the ants in the jar

01:00:26.560 they shake

01:00:28.020 the shit

01:00:28.860 out of that jar

01:00:29.620 you know why

01:00:30.980 because they are

01:00:32.000 fucking enemies

01:00:32.900 of America

01:00:33.400 they are not

01:00:34.260 they do not

01:00:35.280 give a fuck

01:00:36.120 about unity

01:00:37.360 they've understood

01:00:38.440 for a very long time

01:00:40.060 that the way

01:00:41.180 to continue

01:00:41.880 to pull

01:00:42.580 the cloak

01:00:43.340 over people's eyes

01:00:44.860 is to stir

01:00:45.960 racial divide

01:00:46.920 so that

01:00:47.700 pox

01:00:49.100 and whiteys

01:00:50.400 will argue

01:00:51.460 amongst each

01:00:52.040 other

01:00:52.240 and not notice

01:00:53.100 how much

01:00:53.820 they are taking

01:00:54.480 from us

01:00:55.140 which is pretty

01:00:56.060 much everything

01:00:56.880 at this point

01:00:57.620 our freedoms

01:00:58.540 our rights

01:00:59.760 our tax dollars

01:01:01.120 our you know

01:01:02.180 our safety

01:01:02.900 pretty much

01:01:04.040 everything

01:01:04.460 so before we

01:01:05.820 even continue

01:01:06.640 down this road

01:01:07.600 fuck you

01:01:09.180 okay

01:01:09.980 Michelle Obama

01:01:10.820 you are full

01:01:12.480 of shit

01:01:12.920 everybody knows

01:01:14.200 you're full

01:01:14.600 of shit

01:01:15.020 and your time

01:01:16.180 in the sun

01:01:16.940 is fucking

01:01:17.940 over

01:01:18.320 okay

01:01:19.080 I know

01:01:19.960 that when

01:01:20.360 you were

01:01:20.640 president

01:01:21.140 or the first

01:01:22.180 lady

01:01:22.540 and you were

01:01:23.880 getting you know

01:01:24.500 on the cover

01:01:25.040 of all the

01:01:26.000 magazines

01:01:26.380 and you were

01:01:27.140 the darling

01:01:27.820 of the universe

01:01:28.600 I know

01:01:29.500 that's probably

01:01:30.020 hard to come

01:01:31.140 back to reality

01:01:31.920 and realize

01:01:32.840 that it was

01:01:33.380 all propaganda

01:01:34.040 and everybody

01:01:34.620 was lying to you

01:01:35.360 okay

01:01:35.860 because you

01:01:36.280 aren't

01:01:36.840 but

01:01:38.060 we are tired

01:01:39.900 in this country

01:01:41.240 of being

01:01:42.200 propagated

01:01:43.160 white people

01:01:44.400 and black people

01:01:45.420 and against

01:01:46.780 each other

01:01:47.260 we're fucking

01:01:47.840 tired of it

01:01:48.600 okay

01:01:49.560 so fuck off

01:01:50.760 but yeah

01:01:52.660 she went

01:01:53.000 on Jay Shetty's

01:01:54.820 podcast

01:01:55.920 and

01:01:56.740 had some things

01:01:58.520 to say about

01:01:58.920 Trump's immigration

01:01:59.660 policies

01:02:00.180 she was saying

01:02:00.980 some shit

01:02:01.480 about the safety

01:02:02.360 okay

01:02:03.640 go ahead

01:02:04.620 I'm getting ahead

01:02:06.180 of myself

01:02:06.600 because it

01:02:07.020 fucking irritates

01:02:07.700 let's watch the clip

01:02:08.600 let's check it out

01:02:09.720 couldn't be

01:02:10.860 we couldn't walk

01:02:11.520 around saying

01:02:12.220 valedictorian

01:02:13.240 straight-a student

01:02:14.640 you know

01:02:16.040 speaks excellent

01:02:17.700 has excellent diction

01:02:19.160 if you give them

01:02:20.120 a chance

01:02:20.720 you know

01:02:21.160 we knew

01:02:21.740 very early on

01:02:22.840 that that

01:02:23.440 no one was

01:02:24.480 going to see

01:02:25.100 beyond the color

01:02:26.440 of our skin

01:02:27.220 at an early age

01:02:28.560 and

01:02:30.100 and that

01:02:30.820 could get you

01:02:31.400 in trouble

01:02:31.700 stop

01:02:32.000 I mean

01:02:33.100 do you know

01:02:33.900 why no one

01:02:34.620 sees past

01:02:35.300 the color of your skin

01:02:36.240 because it's all

01:02:36.740 you fucking

01:02:37.400 talk about

01:02:38.120 that's why

01:02:40.080 real people

01:02:41.520 out in the real world

01:02:42.220 don't give a fuck

01:02:43.000 about the color

01:02:43.540 of people's fucking skin

01:02:44.520 we don't

01:02:45.880 I don't give a fuck

01:02:46.660 do you give a fuck

01:02:47.460 do you

01:02:48.400 and we all have

01:02:49.640 different shades

01:02:50.300 of fucking skin

01:02:51.040 and pretty much

01:02:51.740 all I know

01:02:52.740 all the white

01:02:53.620 motherfuckers I know

01:02:54.480 is contrary

01:02:55.420 to what people believe

01:02:56.460 they don't give a fuck

01:02:57.400 either

01:02:57.660 fuck dude

01:02:59.520 I'm tired of hearing it

01:03:00.580 shut the fuck up

01:03:01.880 you were

01:03:02.400 first lady

01:03:03.240 of the motherfucking

01:03:03.900 United States

01:03:04.680 no one gives a fuck

01:03:06.240 and I'm tired

01:03:07.700 of her preaching

01:03:08.520 the way she preaches

01:03:09.660 with her nose

01:03:10.760 pointed down

01:03:11.460 at everybody else

01:03:12.380 like you're some

01:03:13.380 sort of fucking

01:03:14.180 moral authority

01:03:14.960 on anything

01:03:15.560 you've never

01:03:16.520 done a motherfucking

01:03:17.440 thing

01:03:17.800 you were fucking

01:03:18.720 elected

01:03:19.200 off of race

01:03:20.200 you ruined

01:03:21.100 the fucking

01:03:21.600 country

01:03:22.120 and that's

01:03:22.880 the reality

01:03:23.500 of it

01:03:23.960 you would think

01:03:24.960 you'd just leave

01:03:25.640 just shut the fuck up

01:03:26.700 yeah and go

01:03:27.200 get your 40 acres

01:03:27.960 you fucking started

01:03:28.560 this podcast

01:03:29.280 and nobody listens to

01:03:30.440 because you don't

01:03:31.320 have the fake media

01:03:32.240 propping up all the shit

01:03:33.600 fuck dude

01:03:35.840 fuck off

01:03:38.400 I'm dude

01:03:39.340 I'm so tired

01:03:40.200 of their fucking

01:03:40.960 faces

01:03:41.400 and their smugness

01:03:43.160 they're so fucking

01:03:44.360 smug

01:03:44.900 they don't give a fuck

01:03:46.160 about black people

01:03:46.960 if they gave a fuck

01:03:48.140 about black people

01:03:48.980 they would actually

01:03:49.940 hold the black

01:03:50.780 people that are

01:03:51.720 causing all the

01:03:52.320 violence and crime

01:03:53.200 accountable

01:03:54.000 they wouldn't

01:03:55.080 give them excuses

01:03:56.020 because of the

01:03:56.840 color of their skin

01:03:58.000 we couldn't be

01:03:59.840 straight A

01:04:00.400 I'm pretty sure

01:04:01.320 there's lots of

01:04:02.400 fucking very

01:04:03.720 successful black

01:04:04.680 people that did

01:04:05.360 very good in school

01:04:06.360 and they won

01:04:07.280 valedictorian

01:04:08.060 I mean there's

01:04:08.680 a whole bunch

01:04:09.260 fucking

01:04:09.580 a whole bunch

01:04:10.280 of them

01:04:10.520 okay like

01:04:11.620 fuck dude

01:04:12.860 we got our own

01:04:13.900 fucking

01:04:14.200 we got black

01:04:15.060 schools

01:04:15.780 we don't have

01:04:16.400 fucking white

01:04:16.840 schools

01:04:17.360 we got black

01:04:18.240 schools

01:04:18.580 we got black

01:04:19.380 television

01:04:20.020 we don't have

01:04:20.700 white television

01:04:21.760 you see what I'm

01:04:23.240 saying

01:04:23.520 like dude

01:04:24.540 it's you

01:04:26.100 that fucking

01:04:26.600 cares

01:04:27.000 it's you

01:04:27.980 that rides

01:04:28.480 that shit

01:04:28.960 because you

01:04:29.800 benefit from it

01:04:30.880 because it's all

01:04:31.220 they can't

01:04:31.780 and dude

01:04:32.160 they don't have

01:04:33.100 a policy

01:04:33.720 their goal

01:04:35.020 is to destroy

01:04:35.960 America

01:04:36.460 and destroy

01:04:37.160 its culture

01:04:37.780 and that's the

01:04:38.940 real goal

01:04:39.380 these people

01:04:39.820 are communists

01:04:40.540 those were the

01:04:41.300 first two

01:04:41.780 fuckers that

01:04:42.320 actually got

01:04:42.860 into power

01:04:43.280 about it

01:04:43.780 they do

01:04:45.540 not give

01:04:46.400 a fuck

01:04:47.080 about black

01:04:47.700 people at all

01:04:48.540 and they

01:04:48.940 fucking hate

01:04:49.560 white people

01:04:50.160 so it's

01:04:52.500 dude I'm tired

01:04:53.100 of hearing it

01:04:53.660 anyway let's

01:04:55.420 continue so I

01:04:56.100 can roast her

01:04:56.560 some more

01:04:57.000 and that could

01:04:59.900 get you in

01:05:00.400 trouble

01:05:00.760 yeah I mean

01:05:01.960 when you talk

01:05:02.740 about that fear

01:05:03.620 I'm sure that

01:05:04.940 fear has been

01:05:05.500 tested across

01:05:06.920 your life

01:05:07.800 in so many

01:05:09.220 different places

01:05:10.060 and I wonder

01:05:11.180 what would you

01:05:12.220 say has been

01:05:12.760 the most

01:05:13.180 hardest

01:05:14.020 recent test

01:05:15.320 of that fear

01:05:16.660 because it's not

01:05:17.500 one of those

01:05:17.820 fears that you

01:05:18.300 kind of get over

01:05:18.920 and it just

01:05:19.720 goes away

01:05:20.360 it kind of

01:05:21.280 shows its head

01:05:22.040 in many different

01:05:22.800 ways I imagine

01:05:23.700 well in this

01:05:24.740 current climate

01:05:25.940 for me

01:05:26.540 it's you know

01:05:27.740 what's happening

01:05:28.720 to immigrants

01:05:29.420 you know so

01:05:30.240 it's it's not

01:05:31.200 the fear

01:05:31.740 for myself

01:05:33.000 anymore I

01:05:33.760 drive around

01:05:34.500 in a four-car

01:05:35.500 motorcade

01:05:36.120 with a police

01:05:36.780 escort I'm

01:05:38.100 Michelle Obama

01:05:39.040 I do still

01:05:40.280 worry about

01:05:41.020 my daughters

01:05:41.720 in the world

01:05:42.320 even though

01:05:42.760 they are

01:05:43.120 somewhat

01:05:43.500 recognizable

01:05:44.240 so my

01:05:44.940 fears are

01:05:45.640 for what

01:05:46.660 I know

01:05:47.220 is happening

01:05:47.880 out there

01:05:48.480 in streets

01:05:49.100 all over

01:05:49.620 the city

01:05:50.360 and now

01:05:51.300 that we

01:05:51.660 have leadership

01:05:52.460 what's

01:05:53.200 happening

01:05:53.520 in the streets

01:05:54.160 in this

01:05:54.480 city

01:05:54.720 oh what

01:05:55.740 is happening

01:05:56.300 oh

01:05:56.700 migrants

01:05:57.680 are coming

01:05:58.560 into black

01:05:59.320 neighborhoods

01:05:59.760 and committing

01:06:00.740 more crime

01:06:01.740 and taking

01:06:02.500 more resources

01:06:03.440 that were meant

01:06:04.360 for American

01:06:05.080 citizens

01:06:05.660 not black

01:06:06.940 people

01:06:07.300 American

01:06:07.940 citizens

01:06:08.520 okay

01:06:09.360 black Americans

01:06:10.740 are American

01:06:11.680 citizens

01:06:12.200 and you

01:06:13.300 fuckers

01:06:14.040 have allowed

01:06:14.680 all of these

01:06:15.340 people to come

01:06:15.940 in from all

01:06:16.500 over the world

01:06:17.080 and they are

01:06:17.880 not the

01:06:18.300 productive

01:06:18.760 members

01:06:19.360 and the

01:06:19.800 brain surgeons

01:06:20.600 and the

01:06:21.180 fucking

01:06:21.920 engineers

01:06:23.180 standing

01:06:23.860 members of

01:06:24.480 society

01:06:25.000 these are

01:06:25.440 single

01:06:26.000 military age

01:06:27.180 males

01:06:27.540 who are

01:06:28.060 coming

01:06:28.480 in

01:06:28.840 to

01:06:29.300 by your

01:06:31.340 own

01:06:31.520 admission

01:06:31.860 your

01:06:32.340 people's

01:06:33.320 neighborhoods

01:06:33.760 and fucking

01:06:35.220 them up

01:06:35.680 even more

01:06:36.660 okay

01:06:37.300 so they don't

01:06:37.800 get the

01:06:38.080 resources

01:06:38.560 they don't

01:06:38.960 get the

01:06:39.220 protection

01:06:39.720 the migrants

01:06:40.840 are taking

01:06:41.220 all the funds

01:06:41.860 that are meant

01:06:42.340 for black

01:06:42.880 Americans

01:06:43.360 in their

01:06:44.980 neighborhoods

01:06:45.400 and that's

01:06:47.600 what's happening

01:06:48.020 and they're

01:06:48.280 committing all

01:06:48.700 kinds of

01:06:49.040 crimes

01:06:49.520 like bro

01:06:50.320 so let's

01:06:51.660 be real

01:06:52.300 about what's

01:06:52.820 happening in

01:06:53.320 the streets

01:06:53.780 Michelle

01:06:54.140 I know

01:06:54.720 I know

01:06:55.240 you roll

01:06:55.660 around in

01:06:56.160 a motor

01:06:56.460 cape

01:06:56.680 so do

01:06:56.980 I

01:06:57.180 but

01:06:57.680 just so

01:06:59.260 you know

01:06:59.700 that's what

01:07:00.680 the fuck

01:07:01.040 is actually

01:07:01.540 happening

01:07:02.000 I fucking

01:07:03.320 dude

01:07:03.760 she's up

01:07:05.460 there with

01:07:05.700 Hillary Clinton

01:07:06.200 for me

01:07:06.520 bro

01:07:06.780 oh yeah

01:07:07.300 oh yeah

01:07:08.240 let's hear

01:07:09.560 some more

01:07:10.000 bullshit

01:07:10.500 it is sort

01:07:12.140 of indiscriminately

01:07:13.360 determining who

01:07:14.620 belongs and

01:07:15.420 who doesn't

01:07:16.120 and we know

01:07:17.120 that those

01:07:17.600 decisions aren't

01:07:18.480 being made

01:07:19.560 with courts

01:07:20.420 and with due

01:07:21.080 process and

01:07:22.120 you know

01:07:22.960 that it's

01:07:23.720 being made

01:07:24.260 it's really

01:07:26.720 easy who's

01:07:27.320 making this

01:07:27.860 the decision

01:07:28.660 is very

01:07:29.140 black and

01:07:29.800 white

01:07:30.100 it is

01:07:30.800 American

01:07:31.180 citizens

01:07:31.580 versus

01:07:31.940 non-citizens

01:07:32.800 okay

01:07:33.500 and non-citizens

01:07:34.540 do not have

01:07:35.140 the rights

01:07:35.520 of citizens

01:07:36.240 therefore

01:07:37.120 do not get

01:07:38.120 court dates

01:07:38.660 and you think

01:07:39.400 you would know

01:07:40.000 that if you

01:07:40.920 were first lady

01:07:41.680 of the United

01:07:42.200 States

01:07:42.660 and a fucking

01:07:43.580 scholar like

01:07:44.740 you pretend to

01:07:45.260 be

01:07:45.520 do they want

01:07:46.100 them to have

01:07:46.540 rights

01:07:46.820 they want

01:07:47.300 them to have

01:07:47.780 all the protections

01:07:48.560 they want

01:07:48.800 the court

01:07:49.480 they want

01:07:50.480 them to get

01:07:51.160 held up in

01:07:51.700 the courts

01:07:52.220 so that they

01:07:53.220 are here

01:07:53.860 for the longest

01:07:54.820 period of time

01:07:55.760 so that they

01:07:56.560 get to fucking

01:07:57.600 vote in

01:07:58.440 2028

01:07:59.180 that's all

01:08:00.060 this is

01:08:00.680 please continue

01:08:01.960 I won't

01:08:02.620 interrupt anymore

01:08:03.280 it's being

01:08:04.100 made like

01:08:05.020 this cop

01:08:05.660 that pulled

01:08:06.560 my brother

01:08:07.460 over when he

01:08:08.120 was 12

01:08:08.640 you don't

01:08:09.920 look like

01:08:10.420 somebody

01:08:11.080 stop

01:08:12.040 that belongs

01:08:13.040 I lied

01:08:13.440 why the fuck

01:08:15.740 is your brother

01:08:16.360 getting pulled

01:08:16.940 over when he

01:08:17.520 was 12

01:08:18.060 right

01:08:18.520 right

01:08:18.880 you can't

01:08:19.880 drive in

01:08:20.360 this country

01:08:20.840 till you're

01:08:21.260 16

01:08:21.740 motherfucker

01:08:22.380 you think

01:08:23.140 you know

01:08:23.420 that too

01:08:23.980 what do you

01:08:25.120 nevermind

01:08:25.840 wait

01:08:26.220 wait

01:08:26.700 so your

01:08:27.480 brother

01:08:27.700 was pulled

01:08:28.080 over

01:08:28.360 driving around

01:08:29.280 your house

01:08:29.780 and the

01:08:30.000 cops

01:08:30.200 said oh

01:08:30.380 you don't

01:08:30.600 belong here

01:08:31.080 but wait

01:08:31.560 I thought

01:08:31.840 you guys

01:08:32.160 grew up

01:08:32.440 in like

01:08:32.660 a bad

01:08:32.960 area

01:08:33.200 and poor

01:08:33.640 and like

01:08:34.100 what are you

01:08:36.680 talking about

01:08:37.160 hold on

01:08:38.060 you can't

01:08:38.740 there's no

01:08:39.920 you can't

01:08:40.340 drive when

01:08:40.880 you're 12

01:08:41.340 yeah right

01:08:41.880 what are you

01:08:42.260 talking about

01:08:42.540 pulled over

01:08:43.020 like he

01:08:43.400 you mean

01:08:43.720 like on

01:08:44.120 like he's

01:08:44.540 walking

01:08:44.900 yeah right

01:08:45.480 or did he

01:08:46.500 get pulled

01:08:46.880 over

01:08:47.180 because if

01:08:48.160 he got

01:08:48.360 pulled over

01:08:48.820 at 12

01:08:49.100 I'm pretty

01:08:49.360 sure he stole

01:08:49.700 the fucking

01:08:50.000 car

01:08:50.260 fuck

01:08:53.680 you know

01:08:55.420 you know

01:08:56.000 I can

01:08:56.640 determine

01:08:57.060 just by

01:08:57.680 looking at

01:08:58.280 you

01:08:58.560 that you're

01:08:59.620 you know

01:09:00.200 you're a

01:09:00.740 good person

01:09:01.360 or you're

01:09:01.820 not a

01:09:02.160 good person

01:09:02.800 and knowing

01:09:03.820 that there's

01:09:04.380 so much

01:09:04.880 bias

01:09:05.320 and so

01:09:05.780 much

01:09:06.020 racism

01:09:06.560 and so

01:09:07.020 much

01:09:07.220 ignorance

01:09:07.660 that fuels

01:09:08.560 those kind

01:09:09.280 of choices

01:09:10.120 I worry

01:09:11.460 for people

01:09:12.680 of color

01:09:13.380 all over

01:09:14.200 this country

01:09:14.940 and I don't

01:09:16.200 know that we

01:09:16.940 will have the

01:09:17.640 advocates to

01:09:18.500 protect

01:09:18.860 everybody

01:09:19.480 and that

01:09:20.380 makes me

01:09:21.380 that frightens

01:09:22.780 me

01:09:23.100 it keeps

01:09:24.580 me up

01:09:25.100 at night

01:09:25.600 and I know

01:09:26.640 that there

01:09:27.060 and I

01:09:27.500 and I see

01:09:28.260 that when I'm

01:09:28.700 driving around

01:09:29.340 LA

01:09:29.700 I'm just

01:09:30.460 looking in

01:09:31.020 the faces

01:09:31.480 of folks

01:09:32.080 who could

01:09:32.600 be victim

01:09:33.500 and I'm

01:09:33.840 wondering

01:09:34.040 how are

01:09:34.780 you feeling

01:09:35.380 how do

01:09:35.720 you feel

01:09:36.280 standing on

01:09:37.160 the bus

01:09:37.520 stop

01:09:37.780 how do

01:09:38.080 you how

01:09:38.300 do you

01:09:38.520 feel

01:09:38.700 comfortable

01:09:39.240 going to

01:09:40.200 work

01:09:40.520 going to

01:09:41.120 school

01:09:41.600 when you

01:09:42.440 know

01:09:42.760 well they

01:09:43.420 don't feel

01:09:43.800 comfortable

01:09:44.220 because you

01:09:44.800 guys fucking

01:09:45.480 let all

01:09:45.960 these criminals

01:09:46.500 in and they're

01:09:47.000 fucking terrified

01:09:47.720 they're gonna

01:09:48.080 get shot

01:09:48.600 by someone

01:09:49.400 who doesn't

01:09:49.780 even belong

01:09:50.140 in this

01:09:50.400 country

01:09:50.720 and on top

01:09:51.540 of that

01:09:51.900 you're the

01:09:52.500 ones that

01:09:52.860 allowed them

01:09:53.260 in

01:09:53.480 your party

01:09:54.180 your people

01:09:54.800 your policies

01:09:55.620 your fucking

01:09:56.540 bullshit lies

01:09:57.960 that you try to

01:09:58.540 convince everybody

01:09:59.300 that it's about

01:10:00.180 diversity and all

01:10:01.060 this shit

01:10:01.500 no it's about

01:10:02.700 ruining the

01:10:03.580 culture of the

01:10:04.100 United States

01:10:04.720 and making it

01:10:05.660 harder and

01:10:06.220 harder and

01:10:06.660 harder and

01:10:07.080 harder and

01:10:07.520 harder for

01:10:08.280 the regular

01:10:08.940 American citizens

01:10:10.280 black or

01:10:11.320 white to

01:10:12.460 get by

01:10:13.080 okay

01:10:13.760 that's

01:10:14.500 like

01:10:15.420 she's not

01:10:16.260 thinking any

01:10:16.900 of this

01:10:17.260 not only that

01:10:17.840 Andy

01:10:18.140 not only that

01:10:18.960 let's go back

01:10:19.760 to good old

01:10:20.360 Barry Obama

01:10:21.100 because the

01:10:21.780 thing is

01:10:22.520 he he has

01:10:24.160 deported

01:10:24.780 30 times

01:10:26.720 more

01:10:27.340 immigrants

01:10:28.800 than Trump

01:10:30.060 has

01:10:30.220 that's

01:10:30.420 unfortunate

01:10:30.840 so if

01:10:31.580 anything

01:10:31.980 Trump needs

01:10:32.660 to be taking

01:10:33.140 your guys

01:10:33.700 fucking

01:10:34.100 playbook

01:10:34.660 your husband

01:10:35.100 deported more

01:10:35.900 yeah why

01:10:36.380 Trump should

01:10:36.980 hire Obama

01:10:37.600 as the

01:10:37.960 fucking

01:10:38.240 and make

01:10:39.760 more

01:10:39.940 Holman

01:10:40.320 yeah like

01:10:40.880 how do

01:10:41.440 they did

01:10:42.000 it shit

01:10:42.480 well they

01:10:43.640 can do

01:10:44.160 things they

01:10:44.560 can do

01:10:44.740 whatever they

01:10:45.060 want no one

01:10:45.620 says anything

01:10:46.080 otherwise if

01:10:46.680 you say

01:10:46.900 something guess

01:10:47.340 what fucking

01:10:48.480 racist

01:10:49.020 fuck dude I'm

01:10:50.360 so fucking

01:10:50.880 tired of this

01:10:51.420 shit I'm so

01:10:52.420 tired of being

01:10:53.160 told as a

01:10:53.820 white person

01:10:54.380 that all white

01:10:55.440 people are

01:10:55.960 racist and

01:10:56.460 there's so much

01:10:57.000 racism and

01:10:57.620 they're this and

01:10:58.020 that and this

01:10:58.440 and this and

01:10:58.840 this and this

01:10:59.180 and this I'm

01:11:00.040 fucking over it

01:11:01.020 I'm fucking

01:11:02.180 over it

01:11:02.720 okay the real

01:11:04.580 talk is white

01:11:06.080 people can't

01:11:06.740 even fucking

01:11:07.260 voice an

01:11:08.420 opinion about

01:11:09.740 black crime

01:11:10.680 without being

01:11:11.380 called race

01:11:11.940 oh you pointed

01:11:12.560 out the crime

01:11:13.100 data you're a

01:11:13.860 fucking racist

01:11:14.680 okay oh you

01:11:16.160 think this kid

01:11:16.900 in fucking

01:11:17.520 Texas deserves

01:11:18.480 to go to

01:11:18.860 fucking prison

01:11:19.440 it's because you

01:11:20.500 hate black

01:11:20.980 people right

01:11:21.940 this is a

01:11:22.460 fucking weapon

01:11:23.220 that they've

01:11:24.080 they've worn

01:11:24.900 out and it

01:11:26.220 sucks that

01:11:26.660 they've worn

01:11:27.020 it out too

01:11:27.520 because there

01:11:28.400 are actually

01:11:29.200 cases of

01:11:29.800 racism and

01:11:30.700 now we can't

01:11:31.320 identify them

01:11:31.900 because fucking

01:11:32.580 these people

01:11:33.180 call everything

01:11:33.760 fucking racist

01:11:34.540 yep they've

01:11:35.400 worn out the

01:11:36.120 sympathy drama

01:11:36.620 and by the

01:11:37.080 way the real

01:11:38.380 racism here is

01:11:39.720 is that white

01:11:40.940 people can't

01:11:41.460 say shit

01:11:41.880 black people

01:11:42.320 say whatever

01:11:42.700 fuck they

01:11:43.100 want and do

01:11:43.480 whatever they

01:11:43.780 want that's

01:11:44.220 the fucking

01:11:44.500 truth okay

01:11:45.880 that's the

01:11:46.380 truth all right

01:11:47.980 and and dude

01:11:48.660 I'm not I

01:11:50.200 think it's wrong

01:11:50.800 either way the

01:11:52.060 only thing she

01:11:52.760 said in that

01:11:53.280 whole thing was

01:11:54.860 that you know

01:11:55.540 good people and

01:11:56.720 bad people like

01:11:58.460 and she didn't

01:11:59.220 even add context

01:11:59.920 to it like that's

01:12:01.040 all it is bro it's

01:12:01.880 good people and

01:12:02.780 bad people and

01:12:04.020 if you're afraid for

01:12:05.600 people that you

01:12:06.240 drive up and down

01:12:07.020 the street for and

01:12:07.780 shit just remember

01:12:08.520 you're the one

01:12:08.920 that caused the

01:12:09.400 fear you're the

01:12:10.380 one that fucking

01:12:10.880 did this shit you

01:12:11.680 did it you know

01:12:12.940 she's a piece of

01:12:13.780 shit oh terrible

01:12:14.560 piece of shit and

01:12:15.780 but but to that

01:12:16.780 point I don't think

01:12:17.520 it might not be

01:12:18.600 she no more listen

01:12:19.920 I've said it I've

01:12:21.500 said it and now we

01:12:23.400 get to hear from the

01:12:24.200 horse's mouth no

01:12:25.460 that's bullshit Andy

01:12:26.760 that's out of context

01:12:27.780 Andy no it's I saw

01:12:29.320 it I saw the whole

01:12:29.860 clip I just play it

01:12:31.360 I'm just saying no

01:12:32.720 it's out of context

01:12:33.740 she's saying that's

01:12:36.080 dude why let's do

01:12:37.480 just play the clip

01:12:38.360 I'm fucking I this

01:12:39.840 is bullshit I wanted

01:12:41.300 to talk Marlon a bit

01:12:42.740 about um you know

01:12:44.560 just so proud of how

01:12:46.200 uh you are being a

01:12:48.500 role model for dealing

01:12:49.700 with a child that's

01:12:51.320 transgender absolutely

01:12:52.720 um and that's you

01:12:54.360 know that warms my

01:12:55.640 heart particularly as a

01:12:56.840 black man um you know

01:12:58.860 would you care to

01:13:01.020 share that journey of

01:13:02.760 well I learned that

01:13:03.960 stop that's taken out

01:13:05.400 of context look bro I

01:13:07.140 call it how I see it

01:13:08.240 what's right is right

01:13:09.900 what's wrong is wrong

01:13:10.860 I saw the whole

01:13:12.280 internet say this

01:13:13.200 they're saying oh you

01:13:14.160 know like she's

01:13:15.440 admitting that she's

01:13:16.160 a dude no she's not

01:13:17.480 she's saying that he's

01:13:19.520 a black man why did

01:13:20.740 she say that because

01:13:22.100 you got to see her

01:13:22.840 dick to to believe

01:13:23.680 it no yes like dude

01:13:25.100 I know it's a joke so

01:13:26.120 you want to see

01:13:26.540 Michelle Obama's dick

01:13:27.340 no I don't but I'm

01:13:29.620 saying I don't believe

01:13:30.800 that she's we might

01:13:31.800 joke and people might

01:13:32.760 say shit listen listen

01:13:34.320 I don't believe that

01:13:35.680 I think it's bullshit

01:13:36.860 you really don't no

01:13:39.400 oh okay let me ask

01:13:41.120 you this do you so

01:13:41.720 look at the difference

01:13:42.400 between her and her

01:13:43.080 brother it's a big

01:13:43.720 fucking difference to

01:13:44.440 how they look not to

01:13:45.120 me same same same

01:13:47.440 same same

01:13:48.640 they're come on

01:13:53.760 no I I I think they

01:13:56.840 look very alike she

01:13:58.100 has just made her

01:13:59.280 look feminine if

01:14:01.220 you take that

01:14:01.940 person on the right

01:14:03.020 make the person

01:14:04.060 thin he had a lot

01:14:05.360 of hair she does

01:14:06.400 exactly the same

01:14:08.300 that's just my

01:14:08.900 opinion look I

01:14:10.420 don't I don't I

01:14:12.100 we might joke about

01:14:12.960 it I don't actually

01:14:13.720 believe it I don't

01:14:14.780 think it's right to

01:14:15.480 fucking be serious

01:14:16.840 about it because I

01:14:19.080 you know okay so

01:14:20.440 let me let me ask

01:14:20.960 you this but here's

01:14:21.800 the point the point

01:14:22.700 is is that that

01:14:25.480 that comment was

01:14:26.240 taken out of context

01:14:26.980 and I don't like

01:14:27.780 contributing to things

01:14:28.560 like that or say

01:14:29.380 going along with

01:14:30.100 things like that

01:14:30.640 because I think it

01:14:31.200 discredits I think it

01:14:32.500 discredits people who

01:14:33.340 go with that just like

01:14:34.680 the left when they do

01:14:35.440 crazy-ass shit in line

01:14:36.520 listen I I get that I

01:14:38.820 can definitely

01:14:39.320 understand that do

01:14:41.580 you think have you

01:14:43.080 seen all the shit on

01:14:43.740 like Emmanuel

01:14:45.060 Macron's that's a

01:14:47.460 dude okay all right

01:14:49.400 I want Candace to do

01:14:51.040 a fucking deep dive

01:14:51.880 on her I think

01:14:53.020 I feel like somebody

01:14:53.800 has to I think

01:14:54.640 Candace would have

01:14:55.600 if she believed

01:14:56.360 that Candace goes

01:14:59.040 after the truth and

01:15:01.000 that's why a lot of

01:15:01.700 people don't like her

01:15:02.440 I think Candace does

01:15:04.820 a very good job of

01:15:05.900 remaining unbiased I

01:15:10.120 think she says the

01:15:10.900 truth I think she's

01:15:11.620 fearless and I'm

01:15:14.060 very thankful for her

01:15:14.980 presence and culture

01:15:15.820 because it's it's very

01:15:17.160 real and it's very

01:15:17.980 authentic and I'm

01:15:19.380 I think if Candace

01:15:20.060 thought that she was

01:15:20.680 a man she would

01:15:21.220 already be all over

01:15:21.900 it that's my opinion

01:15:22.640 I just think I think

01:15:23.900 the thing is bro is

01:15:25.220 that like you can't

01:15:26.040 touch that you know

01:15:27.600 what I'm saying like

01:15:28.300 Candace no no no

01:15:30.180 what I'm saying is

01:15:31.340 not afraid to go

01:15:32.380 after her no no

01:15:32.940 I'm not that's not

01:15:33.720 what I'm saying what

01:15:34.400 I'm saying is anybody

01:15:35.580 that does or tries to

01:15:36.940 bro like I mean that's

01:15:37.860 you're like that's

01:15:38.660 like fucking with

01:15:39.300 Hillary Clinton you

01:15:40.640 know I'm saying like

01:15:41.060 that's up there on

01:15:41.960 what you do you

01:15:42.940 remember Joan Rivers

01:15:43.760 I do okay so like

01:15:45.520 Joan Rivers was also

01:15:46.320 a comedian she was but

01:15:47.940 she was also dead after

01:15:48.800 she said this

01:15:49.480 Miss Rivers how are

01:15:51.460 you you made you made

01:15:53.240 a ton of news

01:15:53.900 officiating the wedding

01:15:54.780 in New York yesterday

01:15:55.560 is this like a is this

01:15:56.540 like a new cottage

01:15:57.520 career move for you

01:15:58.640 I am so excited

01:15:59.720 and I should do very

01:16:01.380 well because I don't

01:16:02.080 charge

01:16:02.420 and do you think that

01:16:03.120 the country will see

01:16:03.820 the first the United

01:16:04.620 States will see the

01:16:05.060 first gay president or

01:16:06.000 the first woman

01:16:06.500 president

01:16:06.780 we have it with Obama

01:16:07.960 so let's just calm

01:16:10.040 down

01:16:10.440 got it

01:16:11.200 you know Michelle

01:16:13.280 is a trans

01:16:14.560 I'm sorry she's a

01:16:16.200 what

01:16:16.440 a transgender

01:16:18.320 we all know

01:16:19.660 oh my gosh

01:16:20.440 oh my gosh

01:16:21.600 it's okay

01:16:22.960 I know I know

01:16:29.380 I mean look bro

01:16:30.400 I don't know

01:16:31.180 Barack's brother

01:16:32.000 Barack's brother

01:16:33.160 Malik Obama

01:16:34.260 black man Michelle

01:16:35.760 or black man person

01:16:37.080 being interviewed

01:16:37.820 he believes it

01:16:39.340 no he always stirs it

01:16:41.380 up

01:16:41.640 listen I'm not gonna

01:16:43.300 it's whatever

01:16:44.160 you guys can think

01:16:45.040 whatever you want

01:16:45.680 I'll think what I want

01:16:46.900 I'm not buying

01:16:47.740 I'm not legitimately

01:16:49.000 buying into that

01:16:49.960 until I have

01:16:51.360 look man

01:16:52.500 everything can be

01:16:54.980 edited right now

01:16:55.740 voices

01:16:56.640 videos

01:16:57.720 and I've seen

01:16:59.300 all the videos

01:17:00.000 and I've seen all

01:17:00.800 you know her dancing

01:17:01.740 on Ellen

01:17:02.480 and I've seen that shit

01:17:03.380 big swinger

01:17:03.880 yeah I mean like

01:17:05.000 dude that can all be

01:17:05.920 made up

01:17:06.620 and I just

01:17:08.700 I don't know

01:17:09.240 I mean that's my

01:17:10.660 that's my position on it

01:17:11.640 and maybe I'm wrong

01:17:12.520 but until I'm proven wrong

01:17:14.260 I'm gonna say what I think

01:17:15.180 and that's what I think

01:17:15.840 I respect that Andy

01:17:16.820 I respect it

01:17:19.740 I mean it is what it is

01:17:21.700 man

01:17:21.920 I don't know dude

01:17:22.840 like

01:17:23.140 I don't know

01:17:24.800 Obama does seem

01:17:25.780 gay a lot of times

01:17:26.800 no I'm

01:17:30.120 I'm not saying

01:17:30.820 that to be funny

01:17:31.400 he

01:17:33.000 he

01:17:33.500 he's got a gay

01:17:35.060 vibe to him

01:17:35.720 yeah

01:17:35.960 a little androgynous

01:17:36.940 it's

01:17:37.440 you know

01:17:38.440 and he's

01:17:38.860 but here's what I know

01:17:39.700 I don't care if he's gay

01:17:40.580 by the way

01:17:41.100 what I don't like

01:17:42.540 is this tone

01:17:44.140 that these two motherfuckers

01:17:45.280 use with everybody

01:17:46.120 this like

01:17:47.140 holier than thou

01:17:48.200 like stoic

01:17:49.080 like I'm

01:17:50.180 I'm the moral authority

01:17:51.580 and you

01:17:52.140 like fuck off

01:17:54.120 who the fuck are you bro

01:17:55.460 you were a civic

01:17:56.420 fucking servant

01:17:57.260 who got elected

01:17:58.540 to fucking senate

01:17:59.440 because you were black

01:18:00.400 and you ran on being black

01:18:01.600 at the beginning of

01:18:02.740 running on being black

01:18:04.220 started

01:18:04.660 like

01:18:05.360 this identity politics shit

01:18:07.320 like

01:18:07.620 let's be real bro

01:18:08.980 Obama didn't fucking

01:18:10.120 win the presidency

01:18:10.920 because

01:18:11.420 he was a great politician

01:18:13.260 he was a good orator

01:18:14.800 he's one of the best speakers

01:18:15.960 that's ever existed

01:18:16.780 his policies

01:18:17.820 were fucking trash

01:18:18.980 dog shit

01:18:19.460 yeah

01:18:19.720 and he got elected

01:18:20.820 because he ran on

01:18:21.820 a lie

01:18:23.060 that he didn't even

01:18:24.080 believe himself

01:18:25.300 which was

01:18:25.840 change

01:18:26.920 and hope

01:18:27.380 and unity

01:18:27.940 and the reason he got elected

01:18:29.440 is because he's a tremendous liar

01:18:30.920 that's it

01:18:32.260 yeah

01:18:32.460 he's a damn good speaker

01:18:33.340 yeah

01:18:33.580 and they're good at shaming

01:18:34.980 and leveraging people

01:18:35.860 to feel like

01:18:36.480 I'm not racist

01:18:37.260 I voted for Obama

01:18:38.780 because I'm not racist

01:18:39.940 you know

01:18:41.000 look at her face

01:18:41.860 right there

01:18:42.340 like these people

01:18:43.320 always make these fucking

01:18:44.900 these faces and shit

01:18:46.880 like

01:18:47.220 it's like

01:18:48.460 it's smugness

01:18:49.480 I just can't stand smugness

01:18:50.920 who the fuck are you dude

01:18:53.520 I'm really scared

01:18:55.820 for people of color

01:18:56.840 what the fuck

01:18:57.960 you talking about bro

01:18:58.780 black Americans

01:18:59.940 are scared as fuck

01:19:00.740 they got fucking

01:19:01.360 all these gangs

01:19:02.180 and all this cartel shit

01:19:03.320 and all these things

01:19:03.980 coming in their neighborhood

01:19:04.840 soaking up all the funds

01:19:06.320 that you motherfuckers

01:19:07.120 promised them

01:19:07.720 that would help

01:19:08.460 their neighborhoods

01:19:09.040 like

01:19:09.760 no

01:19:10.160 black people aren't afraid

01:19:11.240 they're fucking pissed off

01:19:12.280 right

01:19:12.620 yeah

01:19:13.300 I mean

01:19:13.820 they can't

01:19:15.500 like I mean

01:19:15.940 yeah

01:19:16.300 I mean

01:19:16.740 these people come in

01:19:17.520 they're stealing all the purses

01:19:18.680 and shit

01:19:19.000 that they're supposed to be stealing

01:19:20.060 like I mean

01:19:20.640 it fucks up a lot dude

01:19:22.100 bro I'm being serious

01:19:23.320 it's the ecosystem

01:19:24.020 I'm being serious

01:19:25.080 look dude

01:19:26.300 black people should

01:19:28.460 fucking legitimately

01:19:29.380 hate

01:19:30.040 Obamas

01:19:30.720 because of what they've done

01:19:33.420 in their communities

01:19:34.120 if they really knew

01:19:35.480 and like really looked at

01:19:36.640 if they look

01:19:37.180 if they checked out

01:19:38.920 of the idea

01:19:39.460 of identity politics

01:19:40.560 and that

01:19:41.540 I gotta

01:19:42.020 stick with people

01:19:42.900 because they're the same

01:19:43.820 tone as me

01:19:44.800 right

01:19:45.060 they would not like

01:19:46.440 the Obamas

01:19:46.920 no

01:19:47.260 no that's real

01:19:47.920 that's the truth

01:19:48.420 that's real

01:19:49.020 the Obamas

01:19:49.760 have been more damaging

01:19:50.620 to the culture

01:19:51.640 of the United States

01:19:52.380 specifically

01:19:52.940 the urban areas

01:19:55.220 of the cities

01:19:56.920 which are

01:19:58.080 more populated

01:19:59.020 by black people

01:19:59.840 than white people

01:20:00.620 which they've destroyed

01:20:03.140 and they've caused

01:20:04.440 more damage

01:20:04.940 to the black community

01:20:05.840 than anybody else

01:20:06.840 in the history

01:20:07.460 of the fucking country

01:20:08.400 that's the facts dude

01:20:09.540 no it's very

01:20:10.060 yeah

01:20:10.540 so

01:20:11.500 you know

01:20:12.580 I think

01:20:12.980 they have a lot

01:20:14.160 they have

01:20:14.500 dude

01:20:14.840 you know what it is dude

01:20:16.060 they think

01:20:17.780 that they're so much smarter

01:20:19.200 and so much more cunning

01:20:20.920 and so

01:20:21.660 they think nobody can see

01:20:23.320 their play

01:20:24.540 like

01:20:25.580 I hate to break it to you

01:20:26.720 Michelle and Barack

01:20:27.740 but you ain't the only

01:20:28.540 smart motherfuckers out here

01:20:29.840 smart people can see

01:20:31.360 through your shit

01:20:32.000 you know

01:20:33.040 and

01:20:33.440 I'm just tired of it dude

01:20:36.640 and I'm tired of them

01:20:37.620 talking about this race shit

01:20:38.920 like bro

01:20:40.100 we need to get past

01:20:41.660 this idea

01:20:43.080 that

01:20:44.200 like America

01:20:45.200 was founded

01:20:45.760 on a fucking

01:20:46.520 ideal

01:20:47.280 okay

01:20:48.140 and

01:20:48.980 it's not a

01:20:52.280 race of people

01:20:54.100 it is

01:20:55.080 a culture

01:20:56.580 and

01:20:57.640 people who abide

01:20:58.600 by that culture

01:20:59.340 buy into that culture

01:21:00.400 are welcome here

01:21:01.720 no matter what color

01:21:02.980 they are

01:21:03.400 if they come legally

01:21:05.000 but when they come illegally

01:21:06.540 and they bring

01:21:07.880 their crimes

01:21:09.020 and their

01:21:10.140 way of life

01:21:11.320 from other places

01:21:12.700 they are not welcome here

01:21:14.580 like we're not

01:21:15.540 we're not having you

01:21:16.420 shit in the middle of the street buddy

01:21:17.500 you know what I'm saying

01:21:18.480 like

01:21:18.840 we're not having you

01:21:20.220 rape

01:21:20.520 12 year old girls

01:21:21.640 because that's what you

01:21:22.240 fucking do

01:21:22.700 wherever the fuck you're from

01:21:23.620 like fuck you

01:21:25.020 and

01:21:25.700 and if you want to know

01:21:26.760 what they're really afraid of

01:21:27.740 they're really afraid of

01:21:28.540 their daughters

01:21:29.180 being gang raped

01:21:30.760 like

01:21:31.320 happens every single

01:21:33.360 fucking day

01:21:34.080 over and over and over again

01:21:35.240 in Europe

01:21:36.060 all over the place

01:21:36.980 and they can't say anything

01:21:38.380 about it

01:21:38.760 because it's against the law

01:21:39.960 if they say shit about it

01:21:41.580 they go to fucking prison

01:21:42.640 well guess what

01:21:43.640 we could still talk up

01:21:44.740 and if we talk up

01:21:45.960 and we fucking

01:21:46.620 end this shit

01:21:47.880 maybe those people over there

01:21:49.220 will be able to speak up

01:21:50.260 but Americans better be

01:21:51.700 quit

01:21:52.140 they

01:21:52.980 you guys better quit

01:21:54.080 being afraid

01:21:54.840 of being told

01:21:56.200 you're racist

01:21:57.260 for fucking speaking the facts

01:21:59.260 yeah

01:21:59.620 well I mean

01:22:00.360 the truth is too bro

01:22:01.260 like I mean

01:22:01.680 and this is how you know

01:22:02.920 it's coming from a really evil place

01:22:04.480 with these people specifically

01:22:05.640 it's like you know

01:22:06.280 if you really

01:22:06.840 if you truly wanted

01:22:08.220 America to

01:22:09.700 to be less racist

01:22:10.980 and you really want

01:22:12.360 racism to end in America

01:22:14.340 maybe the first place

01:22:15.740 you would start

01:22:16.460 is like stop telling

01:22:17.780 more than half the country

01:22:19.140 that they're fucking racist

01:22:20.060 yeah

01:22:20.540 like that'd be a good place

01:22:21.460 to start

01:22:21.760 well yeah

01:22:22.180 cause I'll be real dude

01:22:23.700 like I'm

01:22:24.080 it's creating the racism

01:22:25.720 you say exists

01:22:27.260 and it's creating

01:22:28.700 the division

01:22:29.540 and it's creating

01:22:30.300 like real fucking tension

01:22:32.440 but that's what they want

01:22:33.480 that's how you know

01:22:34.020 they don't really care

01:22:34.740 bro

01:22:35.460 you're 100% right

01:22:39.100 as a white man

01:22:42.640 I've been called racist

01:22:44.420 for the last 20 fucking years

01:22:46.920 for breathing

01:22:48.140 the motherfucking air

01:22:49.240 and existing

01:22:49.880 okay

01:22:51.020 eventually people get tired of that

01:22:53.320 alright

01:22:54.500 and people who are less aware

01:22:56.940 and less knowledgeable

01:22:58.120 and less like understanding

01:22:59.700 of what the play

01:23:00.480 they're trying to run are

01:23:01.600 probably are becoming

01:23:03.640 legitimately more racist

01:23:06.380 mm-hmm

01:23:07.100 no it's not

01:23:07.580 that's what I'm saying

01:23:08.060 it's not

01:23:08.360 it's not

01:23:08.860 like her taking up

01:23:10.380 it's not helping anything

01:23:11.340 absolutely

01:23:11.800 like I'm aware

01:23:12.640 of what they're doing

01:23:13.360 so like I can stop myself

01:23:14.780 and be like bro

01:23:15.360 this is fucking

01:23:16.000 what they're trying to do

01:23:16.860 but like when you take

01:23:18.480 somebody who may not be

01:23:20.180 as aware of understanding

01:23:21.460 how evil these people are

01:23:22.900 and how cunning they are

01:23:23.760 or just didn't get the job

01:23:25.160 because you know

01:23:25.880 they were beat out

01:23:26.460 from the DEI shit

01:23:27.540 or

01:23:27.980 or they got fired

01:23:28.780 because they needed

01:23:29.420 the kid didn't get into

01:23:29.940 the fucking school

01:23:30.640 they wanted to

01:23:30.820 they got fired

01:23:31.480 because they were

01:23:32.860 even though they were

01:23:33.920 better than other people

01:23:34.740 because they need to

01:23:35.340 fit a race quota

01:23:36.240 exactly

01:23:36.720 that's gonna make people

01:23:37.900 feel a certain way

01:23:38.800 it's gonna create

01:23:39.500 the monster

01:23:40.600 that they're saying exists

01:23:41.720 that doesn't

01:23:42.520 it doesn't

01:23:43.060 it doesn't

01:23:44.560 you know

01:23:44.980 it's sick dude

01:23:46.080 yeah but I mean

01:23:47.140 listen

01:23:49.720 I've been

01:23:50.620 I've not seen

01:23:53.180 anybody in my lifetime

01:23:54.120 has done more damage

01:23:54.960 to American culture

01:23:55.740 than those two

01:23:56.280 for sure

01:23:56.920 without a doubt

01:23:58.360 yeah

01:23:59.000 and I think

01:23:59.940 and then they're fucking

01:24:00.760 they're like proud of it

01:24:02.000 and then they act like

01:24:03.320 they're not doing it

01:24:04.120 you know what I'm saying

01:24:05.660 why is America so

01:24:06.460 America is racist

01:24:07.360 why is America so racist

01:24:08.800 yeah

01:24:09.220 it's a stick and a tire

01:24:11.020 man guys

01:24:11.520 jump in on this conversation

01:24:12.860 let us know down in the comments

01:24:14.880 what you guys think

01:24:15.620 about all of this man

01:24:16.460 be happy

01:24:16.760 like bro

01:24:17.120 remember when fucking

01:24:17.980 when during this last election

01:24:19.880 when Barack Obama

01:24:21.520 went to that

01:24:22.360 HBCU

01:24:23.520 and was talking to the kids

01:24:24.420 in the cafeteria

01:24:25.060 and

01:24:26.280 oh my brothers

01:24:27.060 and he starts talking down to them

01:24:28.800 like

01:24:29.120 you have a duty to

01:24:30.480 you know

01:24:30.860 I'm really disappointed

01:24:31.700 in the black men

01:24:32.480 you have a duty

01:24:33.480 my brothers

01:24:34.080 who the fuck are you bro

01:24:35.420 my brothers

01:24:35.860 gotta vote for brothers

01:24:36.640 yeah

01:24:36.920 right

01:24:37.380 exactly

01:24:37.940 how about this

01:24:38.740 how about we vote for the people

01:24:39.880 to make our lives better

01:24:40.920 right

01:24:41.360 you know what I'm saying

01:24:42.400 we did vote for you brother

01:24:43.540 yeah you fucked it up

01:24:44.720 you didn't do shit for us brothers

01:24:46.160 yeah

01:24:46.740 bro

01:24:47.640 the dude's not even

01:24:49.000 the dude was a plant

01:24:50.700 he's a CIA fucking plant

01:24:52.500 he's not even a real dude

01:24:53.880 I don't think he's CIA

01:24:54.620 I think it's beside

01:24:55.400 it's both of them together

01:24:56.800 the guy

01:24:57.340 the guy was fucking bred up

01:24:59.340 to be put in that

01:25:01.100 he was installed

01:25:02.100 into that position

01:25:03.060 intentionally

01:25:04.340 yes

01:25:04.880 to do exactly what the fuck he did

01:25:06.720 he did it

01:25:07.860 he did it

01:25:08.940 yeah man

01:25:09.260 guys jump in

01:25:10.220 let us know

01:25:12.380 down in the comments

01:25:14.060 if you ain't a hoe

01:25:14.920 yeah

01:25:16.600 final segment

01:25:17.440 as always

01:25:18.660 bro I can't stand that lady

01:25:20.560 I fucking can't stand her

01:25:22.380 is she beating out Hillary for you

01:25:23.720 no

01:25:24.340 they're the same though

01:25:25.800 same same

01:25:26.640 yeah

01:25:27.300 got it

01:25:28.520 you know

01:25:29.440 they're equally as agitating

01:25:32.180 in different ways

01:25:32.940 but they both have the same smugness

01:25:35.560 oh it's the same

01:25:36.720 and I think that's what it is for me

01:25:38.040 yeah

01:25:38.320 like who the fuck are you

01:25:39.500 what have you done

01:25:40.400 like what have you actually done

01:25:42.040 like I know

01:25:42.720 I know that you were placed in a role

01:25:45.500 and I know that you

01:25:47.300 were the wife

01:25:48.380 of a president

01:25:49.780 well both of you were

01:25:53.080 but

01:25:54.020 I'm

01:25:54.660 I'm sort of confused

01:25:55.620 on what the fuck you've actually done

01:25:57.080 besides

01:25:58.440 tell everybody how great you are

01:26:00.480 and dress like empresses

01:26:01.640 and like you're the fucking ruler of the world

01:26:03.500 get the fuck out of here

01:26:04.800 ain't with it

01:26:06.720 ain't with it

01:26:08.240 but yeah man

01:26:08.960 let's get to our final segment guys

01:26:10.500 we got

01:26:10.900 as always

01:26:11.500 we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck

01:26:12.980 sorry bring a headline in

01:26:14.540 we talk about it

01:26:15.500 it gets one of those two options

01:26:17.760 let's go to Germany

01:26:19.740 let's go back to Germany

01:26:21.160 so we covered the story

01:26:22.300 a few

01:26:23.280 a few CTIs ago

01:26:24.400 you remember the

01:26:25.020 the

01:26:25.780 the deer calling

01:26:27.480 competition

01:26:28.360 they do over there

01:26:29.480 right

01:26:30.000 I do

01:26:30.440 okay

01:26:31.040 yeah

01:26:31.600 they got another competition

01:26:34.360 let's

01:26:35.780 let's check it out

01:26:36.480 thumbs up or dumb as fuck

01:26:37.540 headline reads

01:26:38.100 bloody fingers

01:26:39.760 are just part of the game

01:26:41.700 in this traditional German sport

01:26:43.500 let that

01:26:46.300 let that marinate for a minute

01:26:47.600 yeah

01:26:47.960 bloody fingers

01:26:48.800 I've had some bloody fingers before

01:26:50.380 let's

01:26:51.340 let's see the sport

01:26:52.200 Jesus

01:26:54.200 oh let's go to Pong Germany

01:27:00.700 men in short leather pants

01:27:02.840 and embroidered suspenders

01:27:04.460 risk dislocating digits Sunday

01:27:06.740 as they

01:27:07.240 vied for the top prize

01:27:09.180 at Germany's championship

01:27:10.460 in the sport

01:27:11.440 of fingerhacken

01:27:12.840 or fingler

01:27:14.140 finger wrestling

01:27:15.040 around 180

01:27:17.040 competitors took part

01:27:18.500 in Sunday's

01:27:19.160 64th

01:27:20.080 German championship

01:27:21.480 in Pong

01:27:22.160 about an hour's drive

01:27:24.160 southwest of Munich

01:27:25.380 it's thought

01:27:27.120 that finger wrestling

01:27:28.440 popular in Germany's

01:27:30.160 Alpine region

01:27:31.000 and neighboring Austria

01:27:32.320 originated as a way

01:27:34.020 to settle disputes

01:27:35.360 the earliest depictions

01:27:36.880 of the sport

01:27:37.400 go back to the 19th century

01:27:39.140 participants on Sunday

01:27:40.260 wore the traditional

01:27:41.140 Bavarian dress

01:27:42.260 known as

01:27:42.780 trotch

01:27:44.280 right

01:27:45.180 today

01:27:46.180 fingerhallen

01:27:46.820 is highly organized

01:27:48.820 and follows

01:27:49.720 strict rules

01:27:51.200 starting with

01:27:52.020 exactly defined

01:27:53.100 measurements

01:27:53.620 for both the table

01:27:54.620 and the leather loop

01:27:55.820 in Sunday's championship

01:27:56.840 there were several

01:27:58.040 winners in different

01:27:58.920 weight and age

01:27:59.820 categories

01:28:00.460 there are nine

01:28:02.120 clubs in Germany

01:28:03.140 and another four

01:28:03.900 neighboring Austria

01:28:04.980 says

01:28:05.980 Horge

01:28:07.660 Hayler

01:28:08.200 careful

01:28:10.020 chairman of Germany's

01:28:11.940 oldest and biggest

01:28:12.960 club

01:28:13.360 fingerhacken

01:28:14.360 schnitzelmatz

01:28:16.440 let's check the clip

01:28:18.260 out

01:28:18.820 oh they're getting

01:28:39.000 serious

01:28:39.400 he didn't lumbered

01:28:40.120 he didn't lumbered up

01:28:41.620 it's got different

01:28:42.400 techniques

01:28:42.860 so there's a lot

01:28:44.440 technique

01:28:45.040 how you sitz

01:28:45.460 on the table

01:28:45.940 how you bring

01:28:46.860 my craft

01:28:48.120 at the table

01:28:49.440 at the table

01:28:50.720 and definitely

01:28:51.380 that customer

01:28:52.560 is not

01:28:52.740 fine

01:28:53.300 is not

01:28:53.480 There is big for the K-Pay.

01:29:10.480 Yep.

01:29:13.480 Yep.

01:29:15.480 Rich history.

01:29:16.480 Have you been to Germany?

01:29:17.480 Nope.

01:29:18.480 Yeah, yes.

01:29:19.480 I've been to Ramstein.

01:29:21.480 Munich is an awesome city.

01:29:22.480 Never been in Munich.

01:29:23.480 Fucking awesome, dude.

01:29:24.480 I got fucking wasted there.

01:29:26.480 I did.

01:29:27.480 Yeah.

01:29:28.480 And then we went over.

01:29:29.480 We went to Hofbrauhaus.

01:29:30.480 Uh huh.

01:29:31.480 You finger wrestler?

01:29:32.480 No, we didn't do any finger wrestling.

01:29:33.480 Not this time.

01:29:35.480 But we did drink the biggest beers I've ever seen in my life.

01:29:39.480 And then we went on this thing called Mike's Bicycle Tour.

01:29:42.480 There was this company.

01:29:43.480 I don't know if it's still there.

01:29:44.480 It's called Mike's Bicycle Tour.

01:29:46.480 Pick that up and see if they're still there.

01:29:48.480 Mike's Bicycle Tour in Munich.

01:29:51.480 And then, so they give you these beach cruisers.

01:29:53.480 Mm-hmm.

01:29:54.480 And they basically take you on a tour through Munich.

01:29:56.480 So me and my buddy, we got, oh yeah?

01:30:01.480 Yeah.

01:30:02.480 Shout out to Mike's Bicycle Tour over there in Munich.

01:30:04.480 We had a good time.

01:30:06.480 So we went on the bicycle tour and we were already drunk.

01:30:11.480 And it's like you go with like a group of people and you ride the bikes through the parks and shit.

01:30:16.480 And the first stop was another beer house.

01:30:21.480 Okay.

01:30:22.480 Like a, so we stopped, we drank more beer.

01:30:25.480 I was already fucking wasted.

01:30:27.480 And then we rode some more.

01:30:28.480 Mm-hmm.

01:30:29.480 And have you ever ridden a bike when you were just shit-faced?

01:30:33.480 Can't say I have.

01:30:34.480 Okay.

01:30:35.480 Yeah, you have?

01:30:36.480 It's fun, isn't it?

01:30:37.480 Yeah, it's a good time.

01:30:38.480 So, dude.

01:30:39.480 So, so the bike that we had were like beach cruisers.

01:30:42.480 Okay.

01:30:43.480 And they had fenders on them.

01:30:44.480 Okay.

01:30:45.480 So like imagine like the silver fender on the back.

01:30:47.480 A nice little beach cruiser.

01:30:48.480 Yeah.

01:30:49.480 A little basket in the front.

01:30:50.480 Kinda.

01:30:51.480 It didn't have basket, but same bike.

01:30:52.480 So I'm like, we're riding through the park and like we ride through this area of the park and there's these dudes surfing in the, in the, there's like this little river that it's got like a, it's got like a natural area for them to surf and shit.

01:31:08.480 It's pretty cool.

01:31:09.480 And then we're riding through the park, dude.

01:31:11.480 And, you know, there's like this woods and, you know, we're riding through the woods and me and my buddy Gavin, we're like trying to pop wheelies and shit.

01:31:20.480 So I'm like trying to pop a wheelie, not really paying attention to like what's going on on the left or the right of me.

01:31:26.480 And we hit in this open field and there's fucking people, bro, like hundreds of people on the left, hundreds of people on the right.

01:31:34.480 And I finally got a wheelie and the fender hit the ground and I fucking crashed.

01:31:39.480 All right.

01:31:40.480 But, but the, the wheel got fucked up so I couldn't ride the bike.

01:31:43.480 Oh man.

01:31:44.480 So like right in front of all of these people, like, and they're fucking laughing cause they see me eat shit.

01:31:50.480 So I'm like, hurry up.

01:31:51.480 I fucking like try to ride the bike off.

01:31:52.480 Won't ride.

01:31:53.480 And then I grabbed the bike and start carrying it.

01:31:55.480 And then I like, look, and everybody's fucking naked.

01:31:59.480 Yeah.

01:32:01.480 And it was like, we were in the section of the park where all the nudists were.

01:32:05.480 So I had to like do the walk of shame with the fucking bike shit face.

01:32:09.480 And there's all these naked people fucking laughing at me.

01:32:12.480 Yeah.

01:32:13.480 Like it's the only time in your entire life where there's gonna be hundreds of naked people laughing at you.

01:32:16.480 Yeah.

01:32:17.480 Right.

01:32:18.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:19.480 But anyway, geez, that's my bicycle.

01:32:21.480 That sounds like a terrible nightmare.

01:32:22.480 No, it was pretty fun.

01:32:24.480 It was fun.

01:32:25.480 That sounds like a terrible dream.

01:32:27.480 Yeah.

01:32:28.480 Well, these people were not attractive naked people.

01:32:31.480 They were like bratwurst eating, beer drinking, pretzel downing beasts.

01:32:36.480 Brats up top and down below.

01:32:38.480 Yeah.

01:32:39.480 Hmm.

01:32:40.480 Yep.

01:32:41.480 Yeah.

01:32:42.480 But that was my, that was my famous story from Munich.

01:32:45.480 It's a great city though.

01:32:47.480 Yeah.

01:32:48.480 Lots of cool shit, man.

01:32:49.480 And they revolve their culture around great beer and great food.

01:32:52.480 Oh, look.

01:32:53.480 I mean, that looks like a good time.

01:32:54.480 It's dude.

01:32:55.480 I'm telling you, it's really cool because you go to the beer, the beer gardens.

01:32:59.480 And you sit at these, you know, long tables and you don't know anybody else.

01:33:04.480 But then like, you make friends.

01:33:06.480 Yeah.

01:33:07.480 So, and everybody's cool, dude.

01:33:08.480 And like, you learn about people and make some new friends and drink beer.

01:33:11.480 It's fucking cool, dude.

01:33:12.480 It's not like here where like people are like, you can't sit at our table.

01:33:15.480 This is our table.

01:33:16.480 Yeah.

01:33:17.480 Right.

01:33:18.480 Like everybody just sits with each other.

01:33:19.480 Yeah.

01:33:20.480 It's fucking cool.

01:33:21.480 Hmm.

01:33:22.480 Anyway.

01:33:23.480 I'm trying to keep German history alive, man.

01:33:24.480 Yeah.

01:33:25.480 That looks like a, he could, he got some big hands.

01:33:26.480 Yeah.

01:33:27.480 Chico.

01:33:28.480 Chico.

01:33:29.480 Oh fuck.

01:33:30.480 Yeah.

01:33:31.480 I would not want to finger rest with Chico.

01:33:32.480 Yeah.

01:33:33.480 Me neither.

01:33:34.480 I want nothing to do with them fingers.

01:33:35.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:33:36.480 I do.

01:33:37.480 Yeah.

01:33:38.480 I do.

01:33:39.480 Yeah.

01:33:40.480 All right.

01:33:42.480 Dude.

01:33:43.480 These outfits are kind of cool though.

01:33:44.480 Yeah.

01:33:45.480 Yeah.

01:33:46.480 I don't know what they call it.

01:33:47.480 What do they call that?

01:33:48.480 Later.

01:33:49.480 Later Hosen.

01:33:50.480 Yeah.

01:33:51.480 I thought that was Calvin's got a sweet fucking beer garden outfit.

01:33:53.480 Really?

01:33:54.480 Yeah.

01:33:55.480 He wears it on Oktoberfest.

01:33:56.480 You ever seen it?

01:33:57.480 No.

01:33:58.480 It's fucking, he looks badass in it, dude.

01:33:59.480 I haven't seen it.

01:34:00.480 Dude, I want, I want one.

01:34:01.480 Yeah.

01:34:02.480 I want one too.

01:34:03.480 How do we get one?

01:34:04.480 I don't know.

01:34:05.480 Yeah.

01:34:06.480 I want one too, bro.

01:34:07.480 Bro, we should get one.

01:34:08.480 Oh shit.

01:34:09.480 Yeah.

01:34:10.480 His is pretty cool.

01:34:11.480 Yeah.

01:34:12.480 I picture Calvin.

01:34:13.480 Oh, his is sick.

01:34:14.480 Yeah.

01:34:15.480 I know, dude.

01:34:16.480 It looks great.

01:34:17.480 Bro, I want one.

01:34:18.480 Yeah.

01:34:19.480 Yeah.

01:34:20.480 Bro, we'll go to AB's fucking beer garden.

01:34:21.480 Oh yeah.

01:34:22.480 Bro, that'd be fucking sick.

01:34:23.480 Yeah.

01:34:24.480 There's a fucking Hofbrauhaus across the river.

01:34:26.480 A who?

01:34:27.480 Hofbrauhaus.

01:34:28.480 Franchise.

01:34:29.480 Beer garden.

01:34:30.480 Oh.

01:34:31.480 That's the, like the most famous beer garden in Munich.

01:34:34.480 Okay.

01:34:35.480 It's called the Hofbrauhaus.

01:34:36.480 Gotcha.

01:34:37.480 Yeah.

01:34:38.480 I think Lowe's has one.

01:34:39.480 Hmm.

01:34:40.480 Yeah.

01:34:41.480 That's cool.

01:34:42.480 Anyway.

01:34:43.480 Well, we're going to get some and do it.

01:34:45.480 Where were you giving the finger blasting?

01:34:46.480 I'm, I'm, you know what, you know, finger blasting.

01:34:51.480 Got to always get thumbs up, right?

01:34:54.480 Even those that don't like finger blasting, like finger blasting.

01:34:57.480 Yeah.

01:34:58.480 I'm just saying.

01:34:59.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:35:00.480 I give them props.

01:35:01.480 You know, all the women are like, looking at these dudes like, oh, oh.

01:35:05.480 Olga.

01:35:06.480 Olga, he's got the championship.

01:35:11.480 Yeah.

01:35:12.480 Yeah.

01:35:13.480 Yeah.

01:35:14.480 He's the best finger blaster.

01:35:15.480 Don't you know?

01:35:19.480 Yeah, bro.

01:35:20.480 They were over here.

01:35:21.480 They're like, my husband does this.

01:35:22.480 My husband does that.

01:35:23.480 They're like, my husband won the finger blast competition.

01:35:29.480 I'm down with it.

01:35:30.480 Cool socks too.

01:35:31.480 Yeah.

01:35:32.480 The socks are sweet, man.

01:35:33.480 All right.

01:35:34.480 Cool.

01:35:35.480 Finger blasting.

01:35:36.480 All right.

01:35:37.480 Yep.

01:35:38.480 Guys, Andy.

01:35:39.480 That is all I have.

01:35:40.480 All right, guys.

01:35:41.480 Don't be a ho.

01:35:42.480 Sure.

01:35:43.480 Yeah.

01:35:44.480 Yeah.

01:35:45.480 Went from sleeping on the floor.

01:35:46.480 Now my jewelry box froze.

01:35:48.480 Fuck a pole.

01:35:49.480 Fuck a stove.

01:35:50.480 Counted millions in the cold.

01:35:51.480 Bad bitch.

01:35:52.480 Booty swole.

01:35:53.480 Got her on bankroll.

01:35:54.480 Can't fold.

01:35:55.480 Doesn't know.

01:35:56.480 Headshot.

01:35:57.480 Case closed.

01:35:58.480 Fox closed.

01:36:00.480 Tune with faith.

01:36:01.480 Go.

01:36:02.480 MD J набbuilders.

01:36:03.480 Mapping hands of respect,

01:36:05.480 4S.

01:36:06.480 Campママ.

01:36:11.480 Cade up the moves.

01:36:12.480 Pick up the bow in the floor.

01:36:13.480 We shaped up the cannon,

01:36:14.480 was first to add attach to the pixel wins.

01:36:17.480 Didn't know?

01:36:18.480 We stood there.

01:36:19.480 Didn't know?

01:36:20.480 Exactly.

01:36:21.480 Coach walks off the coop.

01:36:23.480 Off theرض.

01:36:24.480 To be winners.

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