REAL AF with Andy Frisella

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realist's sake about the lies

00:00:20.960 the fitness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today

00:00:25.240 we have andy and dj cruise the internet we're gonna cruise it are you told are you told to

00:00:33.680 make it like super white yeah bro madat bro i'm not playing like but that literally got on me

00:00:38.820 what do you say he's like dj stop stop saying the f-bomb okay well do i gotta stop saying it too

00:00:43.860 then all right so should we do it over bro listen no curse words the whole episode

00:00:49.180 that's impossible it's possible i believe in you there's no way dude there's no way

00:00:57.260 anyway what's up dude oh before we get into it just remind you guys uh please share the show

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00:01:34.220 not much man how much um yeah it's no way dude bro we can do it no we cannot do this no we can't do

00:01:42.780 this all right we could listen i have faith all right all right we're gonna try um yeah man what's

00:01:48.880 going on with you though man none dude yeah just chilling mhm tuesday uh tuesday day here yeah getting

00:01:54.700 ready to start my rap career yeah you know and my tech company that thing that that thing's gonna be

00:02:00.780 awesome that was gonna be sick yeah my second life my my 10th life you know sitting next there

00:02:07.560 next to elon yeah dude elon's a very peculiar uh peculiar yeah peculiar guy yeah he's interesting

00:02:15.960 man yeah big thinker no boundaries yeah dude it's very rare that you run into someone who could think

00:02:20.940 without any guide rails you know what i mean yeah well he's very unemotional about it too like i said

00:02:26.200 that's a crazy thing but like i it's it's it's so crazy like just the autism spectrum by itself

00:02:30.760 you know like it's so wide dude is he really you think he really is no for sure does he say he is

00:02:36.660 yeah yeah for sure i don't know man autism is like you know it's like that that uncle at the

00:02:40.960 like the cookout you know i'm saying like you know it touched him a little bit you know i'm saying

00:02:44.600 it touched him a little bit yeah the autism touched him autism is like the uncle at the cookout

00:02:50.040 your uncle touched you touched him a little bit oh

00:02:52.240 no dude uh i don't think it's like that at all i actually i actually think elon is the uh is my

00:02:59.960 favorite entrepreneur and i'll tell you why because when you look at the big well besides

00:03:05.200 look i have way more respect for the little guy who's grinding it out because that that is a hundred

00:03:10.860 times harder than what he's doing it just is okay uh and i've worked with the biggest some of the

00:03:16.340 biggest companies in the world and it's a lot different when you can just say hey do that and

00:03:20.500 you don't have to worry about writing a check for it or whatever right she gets done yeah and there

00:03:24.420 you go you lost a bet oh yeah so uh so yeah man so uh it's a different game yeah you know what i'm

00:03:33.380 saying so we end up in a situation where they can just write checks attract the biggest talent but

00:03:39.060 like when you're running a small business that's not the case man you got to grind it out you got

00:03:43.560 to bootstrap it you got to cultivate people and build people and you're dealing with people that

00:03:49.020 can't work for the bigger companies uh that get you know what i'm saying like elons and

00:03:53.360 you know the beginning is always the hardest it just is and uh what's that does he um

00:04:01.080 well we all got something bro apparently i got tourettes who said that me no it's trendy to have

00:04:10.200 stuff now you can't make fun of me because i got tourettes i'm in a protected class right

00:04:16.580 fuck yeah right right see how that works yeah so anyway um

00:04:21.740 i i like elon because when no for real dude when you look at like the biggest entrepreneurs on his

00:04:30.940 level you know they they don't they've taken they took something and evolved it they took something

00:04:38.920 and evolved it and when like when you know you look at e-commerce it came from business right

00:04:45.000 and like when i look at elon i don't i see him like thinking outside the box completely so outside

00:04:50.280 the box yeah right and i think that's cool man no for sure it's hard to think that way highly

00:04:54.320 respectable yeah um yeah uh what else we got um oh okay uh this uh started to pick up some traction

00:05:03.080 um yeah we can keep it pg what's the where's the weirdest place you've ever had and of course

00:05:10.320 what are you talking about like what's the weirdest place i don't know like weirdest

00:05:18.480 dude i couldn't tell you how about a port-a-potty no all right well this couple did and uh it got

00:05:25.460 flipped over on him well that's gross dude how could you even do that with that smell bro that's

00:05:33.640 what dude is nasty man yeah and it's like like i want to preface this right you know i'm saying

00:05:38.000 because the port-a-potty like everybody knows what port-a-potty looks oh i could smell it right now

00:05:41.520 just got the blue shit in there yeah you know it's gross and the shit in there yeah you know now

00:05:46.840 like dude that's gross dude they did it and uh there's a clip check it out

00:05:52.460 oh my god no somebody tipped it over he's mad i did not touch it i got a video and it wasn't me

00:06:20.520 i got a video and it was me he's got a ton of paper

00:06:24.000 oh bro imagine what that guy smells like oh my goodness how did they know they were having sex

00:06:30.680 oh they were doing it i mean that's the reason there ain't no way that little dude's put enough

00:06:36.140 enough horsepower behind that to swing that thing over it wasn't a handicap stall it was a little

00:06:41.460 size that's a little guy you don't have enough leverage but my thing is like okay like all right

00:06:46.880 you got to get it on situation dictates you know but damn a port-a-potty though lady like come on

00:06:55.300 guys like if it would have been like one of those nice ones i can understand that's cool that's just

00:07:00.280 gross dude you know that's nasty shit dude that's nasty shit i'd kill someone over that that would

00:07:07.180 cost me prison i'm not playing man they even got him it's you know it got in his mouth bro it's

00:07:13.280 everywhere man yeah that is bad oh that's so bad that's nasty all right moving on yep just uh thought

00:07:20.540 that was interesting man um yeah a lot of stuff to cover let's get into our cruise guys remember if

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00:07:30.540 check them out there you can also come watch us on the tube and uh check out all the videos here

00:07:35.620 um that being said let's get to our first set don't forget about the ms ceo project coming up

00:07:39.920 just say it coming soon i have quite a few projects getting ready to launch you do i've uh

00:07:46.780 you know i've been in the lab like they say like they say yeah they say yeah they're working

00:07:54.200 working man but yeah let's get into our first set uh head to the white house um trump met with uh

00:08:00.500 canada's prime minister um and of course in trump fashion before the dude even gets there he's talking

00:08:07.860 talking shit on fucking canada uh trump jabs this is cnn by the way trump jabs canada moments before

00:08:15.060 welcoming prime minister to the white house um so trump put put out a truth literally like minutes

00:08:22.180 before this guy's motorcade showed up um saying quote i look forward to meeting the new prime minister

00:08:28.000 of canada mark carney i want i very much want to work with him but cannot understand one simple truth

00:08:34.980 why is america subsidizing canada by 200 billion dollars a year in addition to giving them free

00:08:40.740 military protection and many other things trump wrote in a truth social post now this guy mark corner

00:08:46.360 we've talked about him on the show um briefly uh he's the guy that you know has close relationships

00:08:52.920 or ties with fulaine maxwell right remember those pictures came out yep um i believe he's a banker

00:08:59.060 um he uh had an office uh governor of the bank of england for seven years um liberal party of canada

00:09:08.260 um but yeah they met a lot of things happened in that meeting um you know there's been some uh

00:09:14.260 fighting between u.s forces and houthis over in the in the middle east um apparently there's now like a

00:09:20.960 ceasefire that was one of the things that came out of the meeting let's check this clip out

00:09:23.960 uh we had some very good news last night the houthis have announced that they are not

00:09:29.240 well they've announced to us at least that they don't want to fight anymore

00:09:32.720 they just don't want to fight and uh we will honor that and we will uh we will stop the bombings

00:09:42.580 and they have capitulated but more importantly they uh we will take their word they say they will not

00:09:51.420 be blowing up ships anymore and that's what the purpose of what we were doing so that's just news

00:09:57.060 we just found out about that so uh i think that's very very positive they were they were knocking out

00:10:04.180 a lot of ships going as you know uh sailing beautifully down the various seas it uh it wasn't

00:10:11.680 just the canal it was a lot of other places and i will accept their word and we are going to stop

00:10:18.520 the bombing of the houthis uh effective immediately and marco you'll let everybody know that

00:10:25.580 yeah that's one of the things came out of the meeting other things happened in the meeting too

00:10:30.720 uh read this trump trump offers blunt three-word response after corny says canada is not for sale

00:10:37.660 dude this this dude is wild bro trump is wild all right like he he's witty he's with it

00:10:46.660 and uh there was a interesting exchange um on tuesday when trump again said uh that he wanted

00:10:53.540 canada to become uh america's 51st state um but uh mark corny obviously being new in office has to

00:11:00.740 protect his position you know what i'm saying um let's check this exchange out well if if i may um

00:11:08.160 as you know from real estate there are some places that uh are never for sale that's true we're sitting

00:11:14.120 in one right now you know buckingham palace that you visited as well that's true uh and um having met

00:11:20.040 with uh the owners of canada over the course of the campaign uh last several months uh it it's not for

00:11:25.500 sale won't be for sale uh ever uh but the opportunity is in the partnership and uh and what we can build

00:11:32.640 together and we have done that in the past and part of that as the president just said is with respect

00:11:38.200 to our own security uh and my government is committed for a step change in our investment

00:11:44.660 in canadian security and our partnership and i'll say this as well uh that the president has uh revitalized

00:11:51.920 uh international security revitalized nato and us playing our full weight uh in nato and that will be

00:11:57.500 which they have they have i must say canada is stepping up the military uh participation because

00:12:08.000 uh mark knew you know they were low and now they're stepping it up and that's a very important thing

00:12:13.240 but never say never never say never

00:12:15.260 let's get back to that hootie thing where the hooties actually blowing up ships

00:12:23.420 or was this somebody making it seem like the hooties were blowing up ships no maybe that's

00:12:29.780 something we should look into yeah yeah i mean i don't know nobody knows i don't know we know what

00:12:36.640 they tell us we know what they say what's that i mean we just know what they say you know we see

00:12:43.400 the videos and shit of them blowing it up of us blowing them up but i mean yeah i mean it's i don't

00:12:47.820 know it's hard for me to believe like you know you have to say okay we're you know they're they're

00:12:52.340 guerrilla force you know small militia small arms but then they're able to fucking do all this

00:12:58.060 devastation but at the same you're like i it's hard point being for a point for a question where

00:13:04.580 they get the missiles yeah yeah that's what i'm saying dude like these aren't fucking guerrilla

00:13:11.120 fighters bro like and if they are then how do they get the missiles that's a good question

00:13:16.220 that's a good question well i mean it was just like dude what did uh when biden was in office he

00:13:20.440 like unfroze six billion dollars to iran and that money directly flowed back right back to the people

00:13:26.460 we're fighting but nobody questions that like no that's fine oh that's because war's good for

00:13:30.640 business it's always good for business um now speaking of business what a better business plan

00:13:36.980 than to send your citizens sons and daughters to die and uh while you make a whole bunch of money

00:13:45.120 right and your stocks go up and you get kickbacks and you get to embezzle money out of the tax dollars

00:13:52.220 paid to go to the war efforts right quote unquote war efforts for those of you on audio yeah pretty

00:13:59.860 good business plan man pretty good now oh and then by the way we can eliminate the the strongest uh

00:14:06.740 most trained male element of the population patriotic you know we get rid of some of those

00:14:14.160 no resistance yeah yeah yeah because if they don't if they don't fight over there they'll be

00:14:19.200 fighting over here yeah yeah it makes sense makes sense but speaking of business right i mean america's

00:14:24.420 a business right whether people like to admit it or not and it should be ran like a business um now

00:14:29.620 the tariffs things have been a big big talk um and there's some shit shaking up globally right now

00:14:35.660 um so you know one of the biggest things was the tariffs we put on china right like that's been a big

00:14:41.000 uh one of the biggest proponents i guess is that 147 percent i believe right now um to china um china

00:14:50.200 has not been involved in any trade talks with the u.s right um now secretary bennett uh or beset sorry

00:14:56.660 um he says that he believes that uh quote so i expect that we can see a substantial reduction in the

00:15:05.680 tariffs that we are being charged as well as non-tariff barriers currency manipulation and the subsidies

00:15:10.360 of both labor and capital investment saying that he thinks by the end of the week um that something

00:15:16.400 uh could be happening with some of the largest trading partners and it's so crazy because right

00:15:22.100 after you put out well it has to it has to math exactly um now it's crazy though that because just

00:15:30.000 as this was being put out um there's some news coming out of china right now that they have massive

00:15:35.460 protests going on oh with their labor force oh oh it's almost let's let's throw that let's just

00:15:43.440 throw that right in there it's verbatim yeah let's just throw that what that's somebody said this was

00:15:48.220 going to happen i think it was this guy yeah yeah but as of today the chinese juan uh falls to lowest

00:15:55.760 level since 2007 after trump tariffs kicked in so again how long are they going to ride that out

00:16:00.900 it's working yeah how long are they going to ride that out bro it's working

00:16:04.560 if xi xi ping doesn't come around there will be a revolution in china because of this

00:16:12.640 so it is what it is or there'll be an actual hot war between the united states and china yeah

00:16:19.920 protests erupt in china after furious workers demand back pay as trump's tariffs on import uh imports

00:16:26.640 jolt economy um so right now at the moment just with the tariffs have been put on this estimated

00:16:33.240 about 16 million chinese workers are out of jobs right now 16 million right and they're pissed you

00:16:40.680 know like they're pissed like they you know they're having a hard time you know getting the cats and

00:16:44.860 shit back like i mean like bro it's it's rough you know what i'm saying how to stir fry gerbil

00:16:48.700 they ran out you know i'm saying like listen shit's getting shit's getting hard it's getting

00:16:57.200 it's getting it's getting it's getting tough um and you know they i guess they have like they don't

00:17:02.900 really have unions over there right like labor unions and stuff like we do um because it's a

00:17:07.960 communist country right um but they do have some industry group representatives um that uh there's a

00:17:14.300 wang zing you know he represents about 2 000 different chinese merchants um said that everybody's

00:17:21.100 extremely anxious um about the uh the trade deal and yeah like they're they're fucking in the streets

00:17:26.560 protesting right now and uh so that's not good man what we got on this uh listen

00:17:32.580 everybody hates i told you so but i can't help it all these dumbasses out here on the internet are

00:17:46.560 arguing about all this stuff and i say what i say i said i said hey this is what's gonna happen

00:17:52.480 and here we are well how long ago was that i don't know i mean that was weeks make sure we throw

00:17:57.380 a date up there on that clip it was weeks it was weeks i was i mean it was literally the it's almost

00:18:02.840 like i know a thing or two because uh i've seen a thing or two well i've been doing this math man

00:18:09.000 yeah but some people can't do it well i probably shouldn't be talking about math but yeah like i mean

00:18:15.320 i get it well i'm not the i mean look man

00:18:18.960 here we are it's so hard being right in front of everybody all the time like let's be real dude

00:18:27.460 everybody out there on the internet all these fucking influencers they're all way late right and

00:18:34.540 then they get the credit because they're talking about it while it's going on but me on the other

00:18:39.820 hand i talk about it a year in advance or six months in advance and everybody's like ah he's fucking

00:18:45.800 crazy you're right chinese don't go protest why would they do that think about getting punished

00:18:53.040 because you're smart fuck yeah man it's just wild i'm just gonna have to start playing dumber

00:18:59.160 you know what i'm saying nobody gives me credit man dude listen it's crazy so so what's the next

00:19:05.980 step after this what do you what do you see what do you force it depends uh they're gonna have to

00:19:09.900 crack dude because here's the deal what what's going on here causes revolution and is you

00:19:15.780 know when you have a guy who has massive ego like poo bear over there you know uh he oh he hates

00:19:22.440 that name he fucking hates that name what poo bear people call him that fuck yeah bro they put up

00:19:27.560 stickers of witty the poo and shit around oh well i mean that's what he looks like he does so yeah you

00:19:32.180 know when he's got a problem on his hands because he likes to walk around acting like he's like the

00:19:37.160 emperor and uh you know is untouchable and he walks around with that smug look on his face

00:19:42.140 and people like that have massive egos he's not doing this for the wellness of the people of china

00:19:47.880 he's doing this because his ego is out of control and he wants to beat trump and you never win when

00:19:53.140 you let your ego lead it's it's never a winning strategy fucking ever so what's going to happen

00:19:59.200 here is he's going to crack and give in which will have him lose respect or he's not going to crack it's

00:20:06.720 going to get worse for his citizens and there will be massive civil unrest what he should have done

00:20:12.500 is like a man sit down with trump behind closed doors and be like look dude neither one of us

00:20:18.100 want this this is going to make us both look stupid let's figure this out what's fair is fair and let's

00:20:23.620 make it look like we're heroes not like we're dumb asses can be winners that's right yeah but you

00:20:28.140 know too late for that though uh well you know no i don't think so i think they could do that now

00:20:32.720 but i mean um there will become a uh a time where it is too late and that line is crossed and uh

00:20:44.380 you know if you've got civil unrest now and that continues for a few more weeks and people can't

00:20:48.700 eat um you're gonna have massive massive massive uh problems so uh i mean think about 16 million

00:20:57.300 people protesting bro that's a lot it's a shit ton yeah bro that's a lot and uh that's not that's

00:21:02.680 not black lives matter protest this is like that's it's going to get way bigger so he can't afford to

00:21:09.160 have that man because he can't afford in the world's eyes especially when he's trying to recalibrate

00:21:13.180 uh you know the world order uh the killing of all his own citizens he can't do that you know which

00:21:20.860 well that's the other piece of it too that people don't recognize either

00:21:25.060 with china being a communist state bro like the amount of information that gets out of there

00:21:30.900 that we actually like that we do get it's probably late you know what i'm saying they're probably

00:21:34.560 already burning shit down we just can't see it yet yeah i don't know you know uh because i mean they

00:21:39.880 keep that shit locked tight well i mean dude look some of my close friends are from china i talk to

00:21:45.040 these dudes on a daily basis um and you know they they don't really agree with they're from they're here

00:21:52.400 and they don't they fucking hate china yeah right you know what i'm saying and uh i mean they're

00:21:57.120 proud of their culture but you know the way the government's run separation it's the same thing

00:22:01.740 as us it's government yeah yeah that's right and it's the same thing as every country right that's

00:22:06.580 what people lose sight in you know and then they they make us hate the culture and the people so that

00:22:12.400 we can get engaged in the fights that these little dick leaders have yeah you know and it's just not

00:22:17.140 we got to be smarter than that you know you don't think the chinese people are just like us

00:22:21.860 you don't think they just want to be left alone and get some money and not be fucking

00:22:25.360 poor and you know what i'm saying just have a good life i do think they do want to eat cats

00:22:30.260 well dude i mean we joke we joke you know i mean fuck they make fun of us yeah they do you know they

00:22:36.360 walk around doing this shit yeah like this you know like it's all good though like we can make fun

00:22:43.020 of each other i think the shit's funny yeah like bro the videos that they make are funny as fuck

00:22:47.560 you know like i've seen a whole bunch on uh tiktok and like the chinese probably yeah rip yeah but

00:22:53.300 making fun of americans the shit's funny because it's true it's funny yeah but like you know we can

00:22:58.100 make fun of you too yeah for sure you know i turn left now

00:23:01.120 but no dude it's all good most people hope it comes to it listen people are the same people are the

00:23:08.800 same in general like there are some places where they are not the same but chinese people are very

00:23:14.100 intelligent they have a lot of common sense they're tactical thinkers they're logical thinkers

00:23:18.140 and they're very similar to americans um in a lot of ways and they're very different in a lot of ways

00:23:24.260 you know um i think they have a lot you know their civilization is so much older than ours they have

00:23:30.780 a deep love for their culture um and our culture is new by comparison so we're we don't have

00:23:38.000 and and you know by the way uh they don't have somebody over there trying to literally dismantle

00:23:42.540 it you know they haven't let the world economic forum and all these soros type people come in

00:23:48.220 bro that's one thing i like about uh pooh bear is he will literally just kill those dudes and that's

00:23:54.540 how it should be trump should be doing the same yeah he protects yeah he protects the nation yes

00:23:59.820 yeah for sure yeah bro trump's trump's uh trump needs to take a page out of his book a little bit

00:24:04.780 sometimes you know what i mean yeah yeah that's real man that's real well we'll keep uh keep

00:24:09.740 updated on this keep updated on this for sure guys jump down in the comments let us know what you guys

00:24:14.020 think that being said let's go crew some of these commentaries let's do it commentaries yep um

00:24:22.920 our clomp 21 tag team name suggestion jango and chains jango and chains well who's jango

00:24:32.620 you can be jango all right he dresses nice and he's badass jango's awesome he knows how to shoot

00:24:44.800 too so it can't be you yeah yeah yeah oh is that funny joe fuck man you laughing yeah i thought it

00:24:53.340 was funny too joe yeah see that bullshit yeah all right it was funny joe said something it was funny

00:25:05.040 it was funny jango and chains all right like it um og comment uh dirty panther dirty panther i guess

00:25:12.580 andy and dj forgot they had a tag team name the battle dicks oh this is a long time listener first

00:25:18.140 time caller you know what i'm saying this is og time this dude's been around yeah this green park

00:25:25.680 right here dirty panther dirty panther's been around yeah well he ain't clean panther you know

00:25:31.640 what i'm saying nobody is yeah uh no panthers yeah man that dude that's green park 60 of the time

00:25:37.580 works all the time that's right mm-hmm surprised you knew that

00:25:41.700 all right dirty panther i like battle dicks that's a good one i got the i got them somewhere

00:25:50.440 you gotta put they probably put them in the back the fucking you know the the actual real world

00:25:55.860 representation of the battle that you've seen them what are they battle dicks like the fucking

00:26:01.780 the game are they in the drawer i don't know what you're talking about i took him and put him up his

00:26:07.180 butt oh well it looks like a tyrannosaurus rex but it's a cock oh oh yeah yeah there's a drawing

00:26:16.080 of it too that's what i'm saying you've seen them yeah i got the drawing my dot took him hold on i got

00:26:20.780 the drawing right here dude they're curved you got a little hook yeah yeah mm-hmm yeah see yeah that's it

00:26:28.900 it looks just like you that's a battle dick oh it looks like me yeah yeah it does look like you

00:26:36.640 all right yep that's the world famous battle dick right there man that was good times bro

00:26:44.140 back in green park yeah shit was easy man yep back we were young bucks mm-hmm

00:26:49.800 mm-hmm you didn't have 75 kids yeah reals but you knew it was in your future it's in your genetics

00:26:57.900 i knew it was coming you knew that a whole army of it was coming kids was coming your way

00:27:03.180 but the last name like johnson it's coming yeah and well i mean you guys don't have the ability

00:27:07.400 to pull the fuck out i can't pull out of the driveway nope yeah that's why parking backwards yeah

00:27:12.200 oh man last one uh from mads 81 208 love dj in the show but he sounds like a garbage disposal when he

00:27:24.160 laughs well fuck you then yeah that's what i'm saying yeah don't listen to the show yeah mads

00:27:32.340 wonder what you sound like when you laugh yeah who comes over the name like mads yeah first of all

00:27:37.680 second of all what the fuck is 81 208 yeah third of all fuck you

00:27:42.880 yeah all right yeah that's cool guys we do appreciate you yeah that's the comments for

00:27:53.480 the funnier comments yeah holy shit you guys need to go to fucking comedy school

00:27:58.400 which um which school did we go to was it just natural for us well i wasn't you know and i think

00:28:06.920 it was it's in our genetics you know sometimes you either got it or you don't yeah you know yeah

00:28:13.100 born with it yep slinging let's keep the crews cruising head on to um ghetto ghettoness let's

00:28:22.900 talk about ghettoness yeah got some my favorite things to talk about i wore my white hat just for

00:28:27.600 that jasmine crockett accused of abusing her power at airport boarding gate oh god i can only imagine

00:28:39.060 what happened let me guess she threw a fucking loud stupid ass temper tantrum in front of everybody

00:28:44.460 close close um she just uh no while she was talking on her speakerphone yeah

00:28:50.620 yeah close um no she uh she uh jasmine crockett with a taxpayer funded police escort

00:29:00.960 cut everybody in line look at that she's in front of the handicapped people dude in front of everybody

00:29:05.660 bro in front of everybody cut everybody off bro that's so fucking ridiculous like bro you're just

00:29:11.740 a regular person you could tell like this is what happens when you give morons power and just bad

00:29:18.540 people just wait in line with everybody else man what the fuck is this cop though why does he look

00:29:24.380 like that what is that man he looks mad bro is that the gorilla everybody was fighting

00:29:30.160 that guy looks dude i wouldn't fuck with that guy bro look at that fucking jawline good lord

00:29:37.780 you hit that guy with a fucking baseball bat it's gonna bats gonna break in half holy shit i want

00:29:44.080 him on the security team let's get him listen that is he'll get us in the front hey no shit

00:29:48.860 he'll get the same thing we want just by looking at him that's the mad blackface bro he's got he's

00:29:54.600 got a better mad blackface than you ah okay that's that's that's no that is my i have a good one yours

00:30:01.780 this is great i have a good one though that's great okay but he has glasses on i could do it without

00:30:05.960 glasses they're his looks worse because that guy's like look at his arms that guy's like seven foot

00:30:12.080 tall 350 pounds no he's not 350 andy he's like two he's like he's like 215 bro 250 230 230 there's no

00:30:20.560 way bro he's six foot three 230 no he's probably six foot one he's bigger than 230 that guy's that

00:30:27.220 guy's at least 226 the vest makes him look bigger that guy's 260 let's find him and ask him let's get

00:30:33.560 him on the show let's get him yeah let's get him bro i want him on the security squad blackface i

00:30:38.380 want him i you're gonna blackface off yep do i get to play too yeah this one but now now listen to be

00:30:48.140 fair okay to be fair according to the u.s department of transportation if you self-identify as a passenger

00:30:55.420 with with a disability all right you can board the plane before everybody so technically it doesn't

00:31:00.480 make sense technically you know she sucks she's terrible she sucks this is just one of those

00:31:07.000 things that kind of tells you the character of a human being you know what i mean like i don't fly

00:31:12.380 i don't like flying commercial because of people like her dude well i don't like flying commercial

00:31:18.020 because i don't like people yeah but yeah dude you always do see people like that in the airport

00:31:24.120 dude people throwing fits people cutting the line people being assholes smells people taking their

00:31:29.420 shoes off and acting like it's the fucking living room that's the worst dude i can't stand that i

00:31:34.860 cannot stand that the plane is not your living room bro like people that take off their shoes and

00:31:40.840 their socks and they get like they're it's like dude it's just gross did this happen to you before

00:31:46.460 or something dude listen man it sounds personal man it's just gross people gross me to fuck out man

00:31:53.260 like i don't i don't see look i have a very high self-awareness i don't try to ink i won't even

00:31:59.220 put the seat back on my airplane because i don't want to like be a dick no you know i'm saying nice

00:32:03.420 yeah so like it's courteous yeah i'm just aware and when other people aren't it drives me insane

00:32:10.520 and one of the things that i can't stand is when nasty disgusting fucking non-self-aware people

00:32:17.600 just act like it's their living room bro yeah dude i see a lot that's another thing like when they go to

00:32:22.640 the store bro and they're in their like pajamas and they're riding around on the on the cart and

00:32:27.080 their flip-flops or their fucking house sneaks shoes or whatever right like it's just gross like

00:32:31.740 our country standards are gross like it's gross it's gross like i can understand why everybody makes

00:32:39.040 fun of us look at the go to fucking walmart that's what people think of america that is if you want to

00:32:44.720 know why people think america is a bunch of fat fucking retards it's because you of people of walmart

00:32:51.360 it really is we have no cultural standard we don't we don't back in the day dude like people

00:32:57.380 would like when they left the house they're dressed decent you know what i'm saying when they when they

00:33:02.400 went to the store they they put on normal clothes now people go in their pajamas people fly in their

00:33:08.820 pajamas it's weird dude and i don't like it i think it's gross and then dude most of those people look

00:33:13.860 like they don't shower they don't have personal hygiene and by the way uh let me say this again too

00:33:19.740 like all you idiots on the internet when you take selfies and shit pay attention to what's in the

00:33:24.960 background some of y'all telling on yourselves like some of y'all telling the whole world that you live

00:33:30.060 like a fucking slob because you got shit everywhere in the back and you got all these girls trying to

00:33:35.500 take sexy pictures and then you look in the back and there's just shit everywhere their bed's not done

00:33:40.880 their clothes are all over the floor and it's and they're like why can't i get a man well it ain't

00:33:45.420 because you look bad it's because you probably stink you know what i'm saying like get your shit

00:33:52.480 together yeah you know what i'm saying like dude i just i'm just over it and that's part of the

00:33:56.960 cultural rebellion that we need in this country we need and men gotta lead it you know what i'm saying

00:34:02.160 men got meant and they are i mean we're getting back to it men got to start telling these girls fuck

00:34:07.300 off like until they get their shit together like for for the last 30 fucking years women have ruled the

00:34:14.180 culture with leveraging sex onto men and men finally are like dude this is disgusting like

00:34:21.340 this is gross you know and we're seeing men start to wear like suits and blazers and nice clothes and

00:34:28.180 and tell these hoes to get fucked and you know dude you gotta you know you gotta give a lot of people

00:34:34.360 hate on that red pill movement shit but you gotta give them credit where it's due because a lot of

00:34:38.780 they bring those girls on and it shows you for what they are and the dudes are like no i wouldn't

00:34:44.420 touch you with a 10 foot fucking pole and dude that's what it's going to take to reset the culture

00:34:48.880 you know like it's just men gotta step the fuck up bro you know you gotta be in shape you gotta make

00:34:54.880 money you gotta look nice you gotta carry yourself well you gotta have manners you gotta have a firm

00:34:59.240 handshake look people in the eyes is basic shit like that's 30 years ago that was expected now it's

00:35:05.720 like if you do it you're an anomaly you know what i mean it's like now now it's like the fuck are you

00:35:10.120 dressed up for it's just what you're supposed to do right right you know like dude that's such a

00:35:14.760 cultural truth yeah well we're gonna get it right i mean that's the whole point of that's the whole

00:35:19.500 point of everything that that you know we're building behind the scenes so for sure um i think this is also

00:35:25.920 funny in this this picture too completely i don't think it was intentional but like uh this one picture

00:35:33.180 right here jasmine crockett and then he's got dei on the fucking wheelchair i don't think it was

00:35:40.040 intentional well let's say delta yeah i that that cop bro we get him on the squad yeah bro anywhere we

00:35:47.940 go we take him with us we can make him go in first we're getting whatever we want to be all right yeah

00:35:51.820 bro did you see that fucking uh secret service agent push yeah it was awesome that's fucking great

00:35:56.200 yeah it's fucking great yeah it's fucking great bro people getting too comfortable too way too

00:36:00.500 yeah geez that is they don't think there's any repercussions to do it anything and it's like

00:36:06.240 and it's so ingrained in culture now people are surprised when people stand up for themselves or

00:36:11.040 draw a line like it's like oh no i'm a victim now like no you crossed the line fuck you you know

00:36:18.160 yeah yeah jasmine's been on the uh she's been on the ring though man because there's been some weird

00:36:23.320 stuff happening with her um i don't know if you've seen listen man how you know somebody like she has a

00:36:29.540 million skeletons in the closet oh good garan fucking teed she's probably into some weird

00:36:35.440 stuff i'd imagine like i know i do know she's talking she smokes cigarettes does she yeah that's

00:36:42.800 not that weird that's nasty for it for me yeah it's nasty but i mean people do it yeah she's she's

00:36:48.580 and i knew that because you could see it on her fingernails the fucking tar oh that's gross how do

00:36:53.620 you know that's cigarettes though oh it's classic well couldn't that be uh blunts crack it could be

00:36:59.720 it could be but she don't have blunt lips though so like i think she's fine i think she just smoked

00:37:04.860 some cigarettes i maybe she's just dirty maybe she was scratching her butthole oh you think that's

00:37:10.240 poopy maybe that's poop oh andy man i do not she's terrible dude well listen some weird things have

00:37:19.780 been happening it's not even that she's terrible too bro it's like she's recognizing the opportunity

00:37:24.720 to step in and fill the role of loud mouth ghetto bitch that's the part i hate in fucking congress

00:37:31.400 well black people is now because now fucking cory bush is out somebody's got to step in and you know

00:37:36.800 shake their head and talk stupid shit yeah yeah that's the part that i hate the most and i think

00:37:42.240 people would like her listener or she just didn't act like she didn't fucking talk like that yeah like

00:37:46.480 just fucking just like you're like that if that's supposed to be the representation of black

00:37:51.280 women specifically in america it's not a good look it's not a good one man yeah um but there's been

00:37:56.300 some weird stuff happening with her um because she's been going around you know speaking traveling

00:38:01.960 she's been doing some graduation speeches and shit um and there's just weird shit happening talking

00:38:06.900 about racism no yeah i mean yeah she's talking about all of that shit but like check this clip out real

00:38:10.560 quick and instead of publicly calling us the n-word they use racist epithets and suggest that we're

00:38:17.620 ghetto or unqualified or diversity hires even though we're all more oftentimes than not

00:38:27.200 more educated and qualified than they are who's they white people

00:38:33.020 is that what she's saying yeah oh you're more educated qualified as a whole than white people

00:38:41.660 what if i were to stand up in front of a whole college and say you know as a whole we're much

00:38:48.820 less violent than black people on the whole yeah and you know what else uh you know we don't cause as

00:38:56.440 much trouble as those black people you see what i'm saying we change our smoke alarm yeah yeah it's just

00:39:01.620 very it's like dude this this i just can't imagine getting up there and and saying the reverse about

00:39:09.860 an entire group of people yeah like listen dei is a real thing and there are fucking shit tons of people

00:39:16.200 that got didn't get jobs and they were more qualified because of the color of people's skin

00:39:22.340 and they're trying to meet a quota so the reality is is you have benefited from that you've benefited from

00:39:28.640 that in college you've benefited from that in congress uh it's an attitude and a culture that

00:39:33.500 exists in our society and that's a reality and you can't you can't utilize the system and take

00:39:39.800 advantage of it and then pretend it doesn't exist and you're fucking smarter than everybody right no

00:39:44.500 that's the facade it gives them yeah like it's so crazy i know that it's so crazy let's be real dude

00:39:49.700 everybody knows it like everybody knows it bro well apparently too like i was looking um

00:39:57.080 apparently they're they're pushing her to be because she sits right now she's like the vice

00:40:02.220 chair committee woman or whatever you know on the government oversight committee they're like like

00:40:06.740 like she's like being teed up to be like the the the chairwoman of that committee of course because

00:40:12.800 everybody must prove how not racist they are but like if you just listen to her during a fucking session

00:40:17.680 like when she's like like like check this clip out them say if since we've been sitting here for i

00:40:23.400 don't know how long yes i i um i've been taking a tally oh okay can you show us can you tell us

00:40:29.800 more than 35 times the republican witnesses and republican members of the committee have used the word if

00:40:35.960 thank you so much for that because honestly if they would continue to say if or hunter and we were

00:40:40.600 playing a drinking game i would be drunk by now a real no no drinking game

00:40:45.100 dude shut the fuck up she sucks dude it's terrible man i just hate that like she sucks bro how can she

00:40:54.300 not hear it that's my part that i don't understand you know what i'm saying bro i don't know man like

00:41:00.360 real shit bro real real shit real shit i'm gonna ask a real question i'm not i'm not fucking joking

00:41:05.560 can you hear it bro yeah that's what i'm saying listen man like no lie that must be your white

00:41:12.420 part listen no lie all right like this is real i'm being vulnerable with you right now okay sometimes

00:41:17.780 you don't hear it no bro listen so we got like is it quieter no bro listen we got the nest system in

00:41:26.200 our house okay thermostat and shit and like we have a smoke detector it's all in the same it's all hard

00:41:31.480 wired is my point okay there we don't have the ones with the fucking volt battery in there right

00:41:36.120 that's because you're rich we're doing all right you know but i was sitting in my fucking family room

00:41:41.820 uh this was a couple of weeks ago you got that white privilege yeah well i was sitting there bro

00:41:45.440 and i heard a fucking beep and like i don't know why but like i immediately was like no

00:41:52.080 you had a you had a travel response to the smoke detector i started ripping up the fucking house

00:41:59.180 bro and turned to come to find out it was in our basement like in our little utility room it wasn't

00:42:04.940 even on the ceiling anywhere i can't ever figure out where the fuck it's coming from i freaked the

00:42:09.560 fuck out bro i thought i was about to lose it all bro i'm like i belong here like no

00:42:14.080 they finally fell down i was terrified what is that i don't know bro what is that bro you know

00:42:25.800 i've heard it's like gunshots and ambulances you know i'm saying like there's like you just get

00:42:30.800 numb to it after a while it's soon it's like it's like living next to like a high traffic road it's

00:42:35.080 like a baby you don't hear it after playing white noise for a baby you know i'm saying like it's

00:42:38.980 soothing like they hear that fucking beep it's soothing to them it's like i'm to them

00:42:43.880 yeah too bro that's not my side that's the that's the other side like i'm not

00:42:48.000 i changed my batteries all right that's all i'm gonna say i don't get it i don't i don't that's

00:42:54.900 one thing i don't get it is very unique yeah well she sucks you know guys jumping on this convo man

00:43:01.060 let us know down in the comments what she asked look at that look how big her mouth is

00:43:06.160 you know i'm saying like that just looks annoying bro what hold on

00:43:12.920 what i heard that what

00:43:16.500 you heard what what you have a ghost fucking ghost beeps in your ear

00:43:25.840 all right yep

00:43:37.420 next next section man dude next section what the fuck you talking about

00:43:46.660 oh man yeah i'm good what the fuck you talking about

00:43:53.520 all right man oh

00:43:59.740 line three next section

00:44:03.040 oh man

00:44:07.700 headline number three man all right

00:44:10.660 conspiracy theory time

00:44:13.300 what crawls out the abyss

00:44:16.680 oh headline number three all right conspiracies okay um you know over the last few months a lot of uh

00:44:27.360 classified documents have been getting unclassified and released the public not enough um you know but

00:44:34.240 a lot of them have been coming from the cia okay a lot of these cia files we've covered like the uh

00:44:39.600 the remote viewing stuff that came out about like the ark of the covenant and all of that

00:44:43.100 now there's some new documents that just got released from the cia um that uh allegedly

00:44:49.920 expose the exact locations of three alien bases um and two are on earth

00:44:58.200 have you have you seen this yet

00:45:00.400 no

00:45:01.980 okay all right it was a little weird let's dive into it all right

00:45:05.180 um secret cia documents have sensationally claimed that aliens could be operating hidden bases

00:45:11.740 right here on earth including deep under the sea and inside remote mountain ranges

00:45:17.020 now the explosive files recently declassified through the u.s freedom of information act suggest

00:45:22.580 et might not just be out there in space but already living among us in top secret locations around the

00:45:29.760 globe among the supposed locations are mount hayes in alaska mount uh paradito in spain

00:45:36.260 and various underwater sites off the coast of puerto rico and near the bahamas one

00:45:40.980 report titled uh description of personnel associated et bases uh cites mount hayes as the main base used

00:45:49.620 by the aliens in the alaska region so i mean here's the document um apparently this was from another

00:45:56.460 remote viewing process i believe is where it came out of um but yeah like we'll read it quickly here

00:46:03.200 uh so far have run into three types of entities associated with bases of various locations within

00:46:09.120 the solar system titan base all personnel observed at this base on 20 november 1986 appeared to be no

00:46:16.820 different than native earthlings there were two male technician types sitting at a control panel of

00:46:22.880 some kind behind them stood an attractive female with brown shoulder length hair wearing a pale green lab

00:46:28.880 coat coat or smock she appeared to be in some sort of supervisory role mount hayes there appeared to be

00:46:36.720 two types of entities associated with this site two entities located outside the structure were accomplishing

00:46:43.520 some sort of routine task unable to make contact with them or gain information in any sort inside the

00:46:49.920 structure were two entities one sitting at some sort of circular console with a round screen like object the

00:46:56.400 other was busy doing something in the background the entity at the console appeared to be human in

00:47:00.960 form but lacked definitive facial features he seemed friendly enough and invited me to observe his

00:47:08.000 actions at the console um and in south america slash africa there appeared to be two uh types of

00:47:14.800 entities associated with this site also the first had a very large round-shaped head on a slender neck so

00:47:21.440 they're saying they can't tell if it's south america or africa right okay i got it um

00:47:26.160 very unhuman in appearance almost robot like unable to make any contact with this being the other

00:47:32.240 entity was almost human like in appearance his face was devoid of any hair his complexion was very pale

00:47:38.160 facial features were very indistinct with exception of a sharp slender nose this entity seemed friendly

00:47:45.360 enough and appeared to be aware of my presence um dude is there more no i mean that's the end of the

00:47:54.320 report that just got released um but yeah i mean it's also interesting because around those same

00:48:00.640 locations um it's also been home to strange electromagnetic activity and bizarre ufo sightings

00:48:08.720 with witnesses yeah man i mean what about the uh bermuda triangle down there there's that's another

00:48:14.400 location yeah that's another what about there's i think up there at by the mount hayes there's a

00:48:19.280 a bunch of airplanes that go missing up there too i thought yeah yeah so i don't know about the spain

00:48:24.400 one or the africa one but i've i've heard about both those things yeah dude listen i don't know i

00:48:32.240 wonder what they do with the people they take well that's the other thing too like i think they they

00:48:37.120 actually said uh another report i tried to pull it up couldn't verify but i did see something saying

00:48:41.520 that like they they like apparently kill a bunch of humans every year really they're like and like

00:48:46.720 it's just understood by the government it happens and it's cool

00:48:52.320 that sucks yeah that sucks why they do that i don't know i don't know i don't know personally

00:48:58.720 though because i don't they have the instructions on remote viewing it's probably the same reason that

00:49:03.120 fauci kills a bunch of animals and beagles and yeah just uh you know just to experiment yeah i don't

00:49:10.640 know um but they have the instructions like the the instructions on like how to actually remote like

00:49:16.480 do the remote viewing thing they declassify that we should try it i think you got to have like a

00:49:21.360 certain set of skills to do that what do you mean no i think it's like psychic ability type thing oh

00:49:26.800 really yeah but i know it's real dude because like they've solved crimes and stuff with it with it yeah

00:49:32.720 yeah like that's an actual technique that they've used to solve missing persons cases a bunch of

00:49:37.280 different times so yeah man it's uh look you know i don't think we know i i think we are completely left in

00:49:45.200 the dark man about most that's what i think i think we don't know anything i mean you can't tell me

00:49:51.040 as complex as life is and as big as the universe is that we were born to

00:50:00.320 basically grow up and have a job and

00:50:08.400 die yeah that's not i mean dude if you really think about what what we do in our lifetime we exist to we

00:50:15.840 exist as slave labor to our own government all right and and the leaders of the world because every

00:50:22.800 single human being in every single civilized country is required to pay taxes they had the

00:50:29.120 dynamic yeah and it's not about who pays the most or who doesn't but

00:50:35.280 you know we're told grow up work hard and you can have a nice life which is true but i don't believe

00:50:42.800 that they tell us anything near what the actual truth is and i think you know the reason that we have

00:50:49.840 a situation where they're putting chemicals in the water and they're putting uh chem trails in the sky

00:50:57.120 and they're putting people allowing them to put chemicals in the food and i really think all of

00:51:04.560 this is about covering what human potential actually is and i think uh i think we've been lied to about history

00:51:12.640 i think we've been lied to about what our potential is i think we've been lied to about

00:51:17.200 we're pretty much anything that means anything because look how they convince people to live

00:51:23.120 you know uh they've convinced a large portion of the population that the most pleasure that they're

00:51:29.840 going to get out of life is what they eat right and you eat to survive it's not it's not a pleasure mechanism

00:51:37.440 right um and then they do the same thing with sex you know and then they they propagate these things

00:51:43.920 things that keep us in a very shallow and meaningless existence comparatively to what it could be and

00:51:53.200 what it probably is but they don't want to tell us because if they tell us they lose power over us

00:51:59.440 which costs them i think something more than just you know what we perceive to be power for them so i

00:52:06.640 think there's a lot of secrets i think there's a lot of things that we aren't told about ourselves i think

00:52:11.120 there's a lot of uh things that we are capable of that we're not told we're capable of uh and and to

00:52:17.040 be completely honest dude i've experienced a lot of these things in my life you know um

00:52:23.200 i do you know and i i don't care what anybody says i don't care i've seen some of these guys get on

00:52:28.960 the internet and say there's the law of attraction is bullshit and this and that and this it's not

00:52:34.480 bullshit i i know firsthand it's not i know it's not uh do you have to work yeah you do but i mean

00:52:42.080 what i've visualized in my head for my life has literally been exactly what my life has turned out to

00:52:48.880 be you know when i was in when i was in exiting high school i mean all the things i thought about

00:52:56.560 becoming i've become and i'm not old you know what i mean and i thought about them obsessively and i didn't

00:53:03.200 have uh you know an inheritance or or somebody give me money or and and and honestly dude like

00:53:10.560 i made every mistake and i believe that you know because i try to do the right things and the best

00:53:18.320 that i can and i continue to see that vision in my head i i think i've developed some sort of power

00:53:24.800 to attract things into my life and dude you've seen it when you've been with me oh yeah you know like

00:53:29.680 i'll i'll talk about something and literally two seconds later it'll happen like that like that

00:53:34.800 time uh jim edmonds came in the escalate yeah bro we were working out in the gym and we were just

00:53:41.440 getting here yeah it was when the new the new escalate came out not the 25 but that it was a few

00:53:46.400 years ago 22 23 or something like that and um i said man you see the new escalade they're cool i'm

00:53:52.720 thinking about buying one literally that's what i said we were over there in the smith machine rock i

00:53:57.200 remember exactly where we were not what two minutes later jim edmonds comes in who trains here

00:54:04.080 sometimes he's a good buddy of ours and he says uh hey man i got it i got a i got a new escalade

00:54:12.480 because at that time remember they were impossible to get couldn't get them he goes i got a new escalade

00:54:16.640 i actually ordered two of them because they were so hard to get he's like i got one out front you

00:54:19.840 want to look at i'm thinking about selling it like two minutes later yeah and i mean how many times

00:54:24.880 have you been with me where i've said hey this you know whatever i said and then literally within

00:54:30.720 minutes it's happened it happens and i believe that the the i think it happens to everybody they

00:54:35.680 just write it off as coincidence yeah i think i i think they don't pay attention to it yeah i think

00:54:39.840 that people create their own realities and they discount their ability to create their own realities

00:54:46.400 and so they're creating their reality by default without realizing it you know we see so many people

00:54:51.520 that live a miserable life but then you talk to them and you listen to them talk and what do they

00:54:55.600 talk like they talk like a miserable person and they expect the worst and they say things like hey

00:55:01.280 when you say hey how's it going and they say real sarcastically oh living the dream and they have this

00:55:07.600 thought track in this talk track that continues to attract negativity into their life over and over and

00:55:13.360 over again and i firmly believe this is why those people can never break out of that cycle

00:55:17.840 i and i don't think it's hocus pocus i think there's metaphysical quantum physical realities

00:55:22.160 and then we have people who will say well that goes against what god is well actually it doesn't

00:55:27.680 because god created the universe and within the universe there is a set of rules and a set of law

00:55:33.280 just like there is gravity and there is air and there is sunlight there are laws in the universe that

00:55:38.960 i believe we are unaware of and a lot of people who are very uh you know very literal about the bible

00:55:46.960 can't think outside of it right like well if god created everything and the sun and the stars

00:55:52.240 and the moon and the universe then it stands to reason that he created the laws within the universe

00:55:56.880 and that also stands to reason that we were meant to utilize those laws for our own progress and

00:56:04.240 goodness and um you know i i believe that i and dude i i don't just believe it like i believe it like

00:56:13.440 as fact because i've seen it i've witnessed it i've experienced it i've used it and i think a lot of

00:56:18.400 people just don't don't understand like that we're we're living in a literal slave state we are we are

00:56:26.640 cultivated to be unintelligent beings unmotivated beings unhealthy beings poor beings um we are

00:56:33.840 intentionally tossed into a situation and leveraged into laborious lives in one way or the other uh

00:56:41.600 you know and if you think about that it ties into you know how they don't teach us about personal

00:56:46.560 finance how they don't uh you know they they they sling a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of

00:56:52.480 debt on you to go to college right that forces you to get into the game and earn tax revenue

00:56:58.000 right and then we and then we think about like what they propagate in terms of like you know putting

00:57:03.680 400 pound people on the front of health magazines and saying it's health well why would they do that

00:57:07.760 there's only one reason they would do that because they want to convince people not to actually get

00:57:11.840 better because someone who's big and fat and unhealthy takes more medicine which drives revenue

00:57:17.680 they eat more food which drives revenue they consume more of the streaming which drives revenue

00:57:22.480 and leverages their propaganda and so when we think about how this all fits together i mean in my mind

00:57:28.560 i can see it very clearly uh and the only way for us as humans to break out of this is to do

00:57:35.040 everything the opposite of what they want us to do right if they want us to be fat then we can't be

00:57:41.440 fat we got to be fit if they want us to hate each other we can't hate each other we got to unite

00:57:46.240 if they want us to be poor we have to do everything we can not to be poor if they want us to eat their

00:57:51.280 food so that we get sick we got to eat healthy food so we don't get sick and the reason they want

00:57:56.400 us sick is so they can make the money on the pharmaceuticals so like dude you know and then think about

00:58:01.440 on top of it the victim culture that's propagated these days you know everybody's broken everybody's

00:58:06.960 trauma like bro the therapist industry is the biggest scam in the world okay they convince people

00:58:12.960 that they're broken and they never really provide a real solution for them and they convince them that

00:58:19.040 you know you've got to heal for your entire life healing isn't a lifetime process it's a stop it's a

00:58:24.880 bump it's a thing that you go through and then you go out and live your life and we have predatory

00:58:29.760 therapists that make people think that they're broken when they're just experiencing what is

00:58:34.640 called life life's hard man there's that happens to all of us it happens to every one of us in here

00:58:40.160 every single one of us all of us and i've heard them all because i know you guys all of you have

00:58:44.400 really hard stories at some point or another and if we were to ask every listener every listener has

00:58:50.080 a hard story that's called life man and we so my whole point in this not to get too off track

00:58:56.480 is that we live in a system that is cultivated for us to never figure out that we are much more capable

00:59:04.400 and much more powerful than what they actually tell us we are and why would they do that well the only

00:59:10.000 reason they would do that is for control so i mean for me it's very easy to see what's going on but to

00:59:16.240 get everybody else to see it it's like it's a whole other thing no dude it's it's it they think you're

00:59:21.040 crazy but like am i crazy because i'm pretty sure i'm doing all the shit that most people want to

00:59:26.320 fucking do and i'm pretty sure i've done it i mean i was there 10 years ago at 35 years old so i don't

00:59:33.680 know like who's crazy you see what i'm saying 100 so that's what scares me about this whole thing too

00:59:38.800 though like i mean just full circle jerk here um that fucking what was that thing the other thing

00:59:45.360 the cia did the project blue beam or something like yeah you know i'm saying like yeah so like

00:59:49.840 people don't know what project blue beam is like project blue beam is an official cia narrative that

00:59:56.400 is designed to uh simulate a world changing event that is designed to snap people in line and unite people

01:00:07.760 into a globalist earthlings versus somebody else right so how if you were a globalist and you had

01:00:16.560 ideas of one world government what would be the way that you would get everybody unite you would create

01:00:22.800 a fake alien invasion which would cause humanity to unite and then force a globalist unity right and so

01:00:31.920 that's what project blue beam is about it's about simulating a fake alien invasion and it does seem like the

01:00:36.800 last four years there's more and more and more and more and more coming out about it uh and you

01:00:42.000 know it's so funny because it's sort of like the boy who cried wolf like we've heard so much

01:00:47.360 shit and there's so much bullshit that's happened like when they drop that story like oh aliens are

01:00:52.800 real because remember like they just dropped that a couple years ago no one even cared right people are

01:00:58.800 like okay i don't care but blue beam involves like actual fuck like holograph and shit coming in

01:01:04.400 though yes so it's like well and dude the perfect fall you know what i'm saying like and and dude

01:01:09.200 like the meeting we had last week about the thing we're working on uh that technology's real there is

01:01:15.520 real technology that can make you guys have seen it you've seen tupac on stage you've seen michael jackson

01:01:20.480 perform as a hologram like it's it looks real people are saving their holograms now for like their kids

01:01:25.360 like i see grandparents yeah so so so dude they can do it very very well and there's lots of technology

01:01:31.680 that does it in different ways but um you know and then the other the other idea for the for the

01:01:38.480 uniting of humanity was to stimulate the um the second coming of jesus christ so that's also part of

01:01:46.320 project blue bean that's like option yeah to create a biblical you know a biblical event that causes people

01:01:55.360 to basically like all come together um so yeah but that's real thing dude and like to prop it up it's

01:02:02.800 like you know all right well we gotta get them like okay just tell them we got some bases and

01:02:06.240 shit somewhere oh yeah i mean dude it's listen who who knows i mean i don't i don't i mean it would be

01:02:14.000 i think it would be absurd to think that if we live in the universe that they say they do

01:02:25.360 okay which we don't know you don't fucking know i don't know none of you know and by the way they

01:02:31.680 just did that shit with the amazon girls i mean the you know the girls that went to space or quit

01:02:37.280 the space like that was fake that's fucking fake man you know like the the the capsule comes down and

01:02:44.800 it's perfectly unscathed and painted white and all this shit like in those forces on the

01:02:50.000 acceleration at least make it look real yeah right okay um but

01:02:57.600 you know i i just i don't know man i think i don't know what's going to happen in that regard

01:03:02.320 but i think they are very nervous about losing control because i think a lot of people are waking

01:03:06.880 up i mean dude listen it's going to take some time listen if i heard me talking right now five years

01:03:12.880 ago i'd be like that dude was fucking insane he's fucking insane like for real so imagine where we

01:03:19.920 were five six years ago to where we are now and if we heard us talking now back then what we would

01:03:26.720 think you see what i'm saying right right like bro like look at alex jones okay people love to hate on

01:03:33.280 alex jones but the truth of the matter is this he is right way way way way way more than he is wrong

01:03:40.640 and people don't listen to him because you know he's got that thing i got too that crazy delivery

01:03:46.160 right like he he sounds crazy crazy yeah but he isn't he's just so far ahead of everybody that it

01:03:53.120 sounds crazy it's the same thing for us yeah and um you know is he wrong about some things i mean

01:04:02.080 yeah but it's rare but i think the other part is just still to be to be determined yeah i don't know

01:04:07.280 bro i just think that i think we're in a weird time and i think people like they they created the

01:04:12.960 internet social media came around the information got too quick to where they can't cap it and they're

01:04:21.520 losing control and there's people waking up to what's going on every single day uh to the point where

01:04:28.480 what are they going to do now so one of the only things they can do is is to create either total

01:04:33.840 destructive events like 9 11 uh or you know create even bigger you know events such as you

01:04:42.480 know an alien invasion or you know starting a world war like whatever it is dude like i think they

01:04:48.640 wanted covet to be that too oh for sure you know for sure like more than just the compliance check

01:04:53.440 that was supposed to be everybody unites around this fucking correct you know violence well that's why

01:04:58.160 they attacked everybody so bad when you stepped out of line you know and just wait you know you know

01:05:04.560 it's gonna be funny though with this alien shit you're gonna have groups trying to protect the aliens

01:05:11.920 aliens lives matter you're not wrong it's gonna happen yeah you're not wrong

01:05:18.320 there's just a lot of people that are that are just i mean they're they're so

01:05:24.080 well it's a lot of jasmine crockets out there no bro that's not what i'm saying it's like they're so

01:05:31.360 it's oppression i mean that's what it is it's not oppression in the terms of

01:05:36.080 what most people to speak about it to be you know most people talk about like racial

01:05:41.360 you know oppression it's just it's oppression that you can't really see you know i'm saying and

01:05:48.560 that you're taught to think is normal like dude like let's like think about slaves that grew up in

01:05:55.680 in that environment yeah they don't understand anything different so it's easy to control them

01:06:02.720 and that's that's what we are that's that's what we are as people we are we we think it's normal to

01:06:08.160 pay you know more of what we earn to the government than what we get to keep you know because it's

01:06:14.320 painted up red white and blue that's right freedom that's right yeah and uh you know we

01:06:19.440 think that's normal we're born into it in fact you know for a long time if you even go back to

01:06:24.240 some of the old mfco episodes i've said on those episodes you know it's a patriot it's patriotic to

01:06:29.840 pay your taxes obligation yeah but it's not you know what i'm saying it's not it's not at all yeah

01:06:36.240 it's not at all it's not patriotic because patriotic would be they were doing something good for us with

01:06:41.440 it they were taking care of our country they're not taking care of our country they're destroying

01:06:45.920 our country and they're giving the money away and they're stealing it's no longer patriotic to pay

01:06:49.920 any tax patriotic would be to overthrow the government at this point in time that's reality

01:06:54.960 it's patriotic and and you know um you know and that brings us to another point like you know you

01:07:01.120 have trump and it's very hard i want to say this i like donald trump i like his family i think he's

01:07:07.840 funny i know he's very smart but it's hard to tell where he is because we've been told a lot of

01:07:16.640 that hasn't happened yet we've been told that he was going to come in and all these things were

01:07:20.480 going to happen that haven't happened and they'll say well the judges won't allow it well then do

01:07:24.640 something about the judges you know like our system is corrupted and part of me thinks that donald

01:07:30.080 thinks that you know we're going to be able to um restore integrity to the system and he doesn't

01:07:38.080 want to completely go around it because he doesn't want to break it but brother it's already broke

01:07:43.440 and the reason that we voted for you is to come in and swing a hammer and get all these

01:07:47.200 fucks out of here and the reason your approval rating is not where where it was or where it should

01:07:52.080 be is because all the things that you said aren't happening yeah you know we expected you to legitimately

01:07:56.720 bring in the military and round these motherfuckers up and get them the fuck out of our country fast

01:08:01.280 you're not doing that we also expect to be told the truth and have a full d class that's not happening

01:08:07.040 we're still being lied to it seems like business as usual and you're losing the people's trust because

01:08:12.620 things aren't happening you know you talked about um and then he goes on tv yesterday or the day before

01:08:17.680 and says oh we're going to reopen alcatraz and really dude that's just another play how they play

01:08:23.520 you know we got this what about the look over there yep out of the trash yeah like it's it dude

01:08:30.320 it's starting to feel like this and i like to give trump the benefit of the doubt dude and maybe it's

01:08:34.320 just because i feel like he might be our only hope to to save shit without it going to violence fully

01:08:40.400 crumbling yeah um because like dude like if i'm in the office right now and i'm legitimately me

01:08:46.800 and i care about this country and i'm not tiptoeing around people that are never going to like me

01:08:54.000 anyway like he's never going to win the media over you're never going to win these these

01:08:58.320 fucking npcs with you know rainbow hair over you're never going to win them over what the fuck are you

01:09:04.220 doing like bro drop the hammer you know i'm saying fix the shit do the thing do what you said tell us

01:09:10.320 the truth bring the trust back like we're never going to trust the government or trust anything

01:09:15.440 again and and here's the real dangerous part about it is that people don't really understand what

01:09:21.520 we're dealing with we're dealing with bolshevism and marxism and and the bolshevik revolution killed

01:09:26.400 you know 10 times as many people that allegedly died in in uh the the german holocaust so at least

01:09:34.000 it's 60 to 100 million people but people ignore that and then they ignore what happened in cambodia with

01:09:38.880 pol pot and then they ignore what happened with mal and then they ignore what happened in rwanda

01:09:43.440 they don't talk about any of these other things but they talk about that one you see what i'm saying

01:09:48.160 so there's a reason for that and it's not because of anything else other than it creates a an event

01:09:55.520 and this is not me saying it didn't happen this is me saying they use it to protect themselves from

01:10:00.880 criticisms and we can't even talk about the our own fucking americans that died in world war ii fighting

01:10:06.240 no but talk about that well listen my dad's dad died in that like this thing is hits home to me

01:10:13.200 yeah you know my dad's father his biological father was there on d-day and he fought on d-day and

01:10:19.520 survived and then he died legit on december 6th six months later and shot okay never met my dad was my

01:10:28.400 grandma was pregnant with my dad uh never saw my dad grow up never saw my brother go play professional

01:10:34.400 baseball never saw me and sal and and you know chris and the guys build these things we've built

01:10:40.480 right that that young man didn't get he gave his whole life for what you know what i'm saying like

01:10:45.360 for what for some we can't even talk about that's right and bro that ain't right man and i take that

01:10:50.240 personally you know that's my blood i didn't grow up with a grandpa because of that you know what i'm

01:10:56.000 saying i got all you guys out there with your grandpa memories i don't have that like that

01:11:00.000 you know so um i just think that i just think that trump has a responsibility to do what the

01:11:07.600 he says he's going to do and tell us the truth about what's actually going on and stop appeasing

01:11:11.760 these people that are never going to like him anyway and if he is who he says he is then why

01:11:16.160 then why is he why is he tiptoeing around you know i'm saying like what are you what are you trying

01:11:21.280 to do bro listen if these people get back in office they're going to kill tens of millions of people

01:11:26.800 for real and those people are going to be us it's not going to be those rainbow head those those

01:11:32.720 those people are are useful idiots they're using them to get in power and take control and like

01:11:38.480 dude if that's what scares me like i feel like this is not going to get solved like where where are the

01:11:43.600 rules of in-person voting and paper about where's that where's that executive order where are those

01:11:50.960 things maybe he signed it and i don't know maybe i'm wrong but like i don't i i would have remembered

01:11:55.200 that i think or you know did he do that no the save act i don't think it's all the way through yet

01:12:00.320 so you know like but i don't know man like you know we're sitting here talking about these judges

01:12:07.920 saying oh they want to put they want to give illegals trials well those aren't american citizens

01:12:13.680 so like why why don't you just arrest all these corrupt judges who were put in place

01:12:18.240 by people like george soros and funded we're like why why is soros still running around

01:12:23.840 why is his son still running around how are they not like why are all these people who are putting

01:12:28.000 all these big monies behind these things that are destructive to our culture and our cities

01:12:31.760 that keep our cities in this impoverished crime-ridden state why why are why are we tolerating that

01:12:40.720 and why and trump trump knows that so what the fuck is going on you know what i mean like and i i

01:12:46.640 understand you know there's things i don't know and there's things that we don't know and

01:12:49.920 you know like i said i'm usually pretty far ahead both of us are but that's how i feel right now and

01:12:56.320 you know i also think that we as people need to get a lot fucking smarter okay like we're all biting

01:13:02.640 the bait on this carmelo anthony versus uh shiloh hendrix shit do you guys not understand that

01:13:11.760 things like this happen every day there's white people that do bad shit every day there's black people

01:13:18.160 that do bad shit every day and they've propagated these events to create more racial division just

01:13:24.240 when everybody was starting to get along do you think that's a coincidence like we have to be

01:13:28.720 smarter we have to understand that they want white if white and black people start getting along bro

01:13:34.560 everybody's fucked that's the key to their whole thing and like we i see all these people on the

01:13:40.160 internet you know who are who are openly becoming like a year ago everybody's starting to come

01:13:47.360 together and now all of a sudden it's back to you know like it's but i will say this far less people

01:13:54.240 are biting on it than they did in 2020 right but we just got to be smart dude like they can't have us

01:14:00.880 united they can't have us fit they can't have us financially free they can't have us you know healthy

01:14:08.160 they can't have us intelligent they can't have us any of this because the minute that all happens

01:14:15.040 they're and that's why i talk about personal excellence being the ultimate rebellion you know

01:14:19.440 people say well what can i do as an individual well actually as an individual is exactly what the

01:14:25.760 you should be doing to solve the problem but like you know it's it's like everybody bro it sounds good

01:14:32.400 to talk about but doing it's a different thing because it's hard you know and then and then we

01:14:37.520 wonder why we have this why we have this depression anxiety epidemic that all of a sudden came on when

01:14:44.320 social media really came around well it's because you all pretend to be something that you actually

01:14:48.480 aren't you put out fucking images of yourself that aren't you you pretend to be something that isn't you

01:14:53.920 and then when you have to go home at night and look in the mirror you feel like a fraud and you feel

01:14:58.000 like a fraud because you are right and and that creates depression that creates anxiety that creates all

01:15:03.280 kinds of mental issues and it comes from not actually being who you present yourself to be

01:15:10.080 and uh you know that takes work and that takes courage and that that's not something that you can

01:15:15.440 just buy and um so i don't know like i'm rambling now but like to me in my mind this all fits together

01:15:22.240 perfectly you know and uh yeah i mean look if we want to fix it it's up to every single individual

01:15:30.160 to take responsibility for their part and that that's a that's that takes work that's real man

01:15:35.760 that's real and uh it actually ties in perfectly to our last uh segment of the show guys as always

01:15:41.760 we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck um personal excellence man gotta go to florida for this one

01:15:47.440 no florida has a lot of interesting things i love florida they got florida man they got drag uh drywall

01:15:54.400 florida man is very similar to missouri man i don't think so oh yeah but they got gators

01:15:59.600 yeah i mean that's it we got pit bulls i mean it's about yeah i see your point it's very similar

01:16:05.520 like i i get it it's similar i get it a little different but i get it i got florida man in my

01:16:12.720 family do you but they're missouri man you do too don't you don't you he does all of us do here

01:16:19.360 my dot doesn't though my dots my dots got a bunch of dudes that were like workout track suits and

01:16:25.360 stab people and shit yeah fucked up haircuts uh yeah let's go to florida huh let's go to florida

01:16:34.480 what do you say deported man oh let's go to florida for some freedom how about that uh watch florida

01:16:41.840 man saves injured bald eagle from gator infested lake because it's america that's right that's what

01:16:50.080 we do this is this is cool this is cool let's check the story out a patriotic man gave a whole

01:16:56.160 new meaning to america first when he saw an injured bald eagle drowning in the florida lake on april 19th

01:17:01.920 lakewood ranch resident doug hay is almost 70 years old but his age was not a factor when he saw the bird

01:17:09.120 needed his existence fox 13 reported on april 22nd when the incident happened he and his wife were in

01:17:14.800 their living room and heard a loud noise they quickly realized an eagle had fallen into the

01:17:19.760 lake in their backyard and it was struggling in the water hey who loves animals figured the eagle

01:17:25.440 could not swim he also uh noticed another eagle circling above the area and believes the two had

01:17:32.720 been fighting each other prior to one of them falling into the body of water um he says uh they had like

01:17:39.360 a mid-air fight and one of them got the worst of it and ended up crashed into the lake let's check this clip

01:17:44.400 out that guy out there is swimming in alligator infested waters he's taking a big risk but he has

01:17:52.560 a noble goal saving our national symbol of freedom the bald eagle douglas hay saw the majestic bird in

01:18:00.560 distress he immediately made the decision to jump into the water we saw two bald eagles circling around

01:18:08.000 that's florida they had like a mid-air fight and one of them got the worst of it and ended up crashed

01:18:15.440 into the lake as he brings the stricken eagle to safety he sees something that makes him swim even

01:18:21.600 faster an alligator circling he also knows there are other gators in the water behind his lakewood ranch

01:18:28.800 florida home it may not be as chilling as this lake which is infested with dozens of gators just look

01:18:36.240 at all of them but it's still plenty scary she's only seven feet the gator so oh okay what made you

01:18:44.960 get in yourself well i wanted to save her i mean she's you know symbol of america man it's a bald eagle

01:18:51.760 i was concerned that the gator would have got the eagle because she would have tore her up and uh you

01:18:57.120 know that would have been would have been horrible as he nears the shore the eagle is in a foul mood

01:19:02.640 not realizing her human rescuer is trying to save her she whacks him in the head with her wing

01:19:09.440 how's that for gratitude douglas says the injured eagle has had surgery but now is flying high again

01:19:20.960 oh it's cool man but yeah he says it does not regret rescuing the bald eagle he says quote i just

01:19:26.480 wanted to get the eagle to save uh to save it because it's our national symbol it's freedom

01:19:32.080 it's america you know i mean look this is these are dude i think it's awesome badass i think it's

01:19:37.600 badass and this that dude that's the dude hillary clinton calls deplorable and those are that's the

01:19:45.600 dude that these people in washington call white supremacy and that they're afraid of like bro to me

01:19:50.400 that's it that's what america looks like where i'm from that's what americans look america that's

01:19:56.160 the way they behave too you know and i i i think that's awesome uh kudos to that dude he seems like

01:20:02.640 an awesome dude he's wearing a yee-yee shirt yeah you know what i'm saying like this guy's this guy's

01:20:09.280 the man you guys got people that look like that in your family i do yeah maybe not just like that but

01:20:17.600 yeah i don't know to me that's that's that's american you know i'm saying i i think he did

01:20:24.800 the right thing yeah that's a badass story i don't know if i would do that you would do it

01:20:30.400 no you were just talking the other day about your ability to swim with one hand you know i'm saying

01:20:34.480 i can do that that's called the beer stroke yeah the beer stroke you could do it i could only swim with

01:20:38.880 one hand i gotta hold the can above the water yeah and do one of these that's what he did yeah you know

01:20:45.760 i'm sure you guys actually that's probably true i probably i think that's what i think that is what

01:20:49.120 he did yeah for no for sure that was a beer stroke for sure he must listen to the show yeah obviously

01:20:53.840 yeah yeah i think it's awesome man let's have more of that you know what i'm saying for sure yeah

01:20:59.680 man sweet well thumbs up bro you gotta be pretty crazy to go get a big or an eagle too man you ever

01:21:04.080 see their talons and they're mean as fuck man they're mean how do you know that thing's not gonna

01:21:07.600 fucking scratch your eye out or bite your nose off they are beautiful birds man they are i didn't know

01:21:13.520 when we were kids we had uh we had uh we had a cockatoo and a blue and gold macaw oh yeah we're

01:21:19.440 one of those families huh no i'm just saying we had them for a period bro i'm gonna tell you right

01:21:26.480 now those beaks they'll bite your motherfucking finger off yeah that's why you shouldn't have you

01:21:30.880 get bit by one of those it ain't like getting bit by one of the ducks oh fuck no bro it's like it's

01:21:36.000 like a pair of pliers on your finger look at that thing bro yeah no i did learn the other day though

01:21:42.480 that apparently you know bald eagles they only get that white top to like they're like they're

01:21:46.720 like eight years old yeah like full-blown mature adults they don't even have it until they reach

01:21:51.040 that maturity well you know we got a whole bunch of them right over here by the river yeah yeah yeah

01:21:55.600 we see yeah we see them all the time yeah yeah i was on the phone with honey the other day and one

01:21:59.840 flew over my head like like 15 feet over my head fucking freedom it was cool they're big bro oh

01:22:04.960 they're massive yeah they're fucking massive yeah man all right a little america to end the show man guys

01:22:10.240 andy that's andy that's all i got all right guys hey uh don't be a hoe

01:22:15.040 check the show yeah went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze

01:22:19.920 fuck a pole fucker stole counted millions in the code bad bitch booted swole got her on bank road

01:22:26.560 can't fold that's a no head shot case closed

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