REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 954. Andy & DJ CTI： No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime

00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies 0.99

00:00:21.300 the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys 0.99

00:00:26.560 today we have andy and dj cruz the motherfucking internet 0.98

00:00:32.500 is that how i say it yeah i don't even need you bro just do it all myself what's going on no no go 0.90

00:00:44.440 ahead headline number one let's get to it headline number one andy's awesome headline number two let's 0.93

00:00:52.160 talk about it yeah uh no man just still still dragging ass honestly i am a little bit i am a 0.92

00:00:59.260 little bit bro like my this last three weeks been hard on me bro we i mean we went from west coast 0.93

00:01:05.000 to the east coast and six days we went to the west coast to midwest to the west coast again to the

00:01:12.280 east coast dude net fucking thousands and thousands and thousands of people it's been awesome but 0.85

00:01:18.040 really awesome people i'm i am pretty tired pretty beat yeah pretty beat yeah no uh in fact 0.95

00:01:24.880 give me one of these uh

00:01:35.900 amazing form energies you go

00:01:40.700 oh is that the sound for the orange

00:01:44.620 must be our lgbtv flavor

00:01:51.040 what are we talking about

00:01:52.100 that's a that's a bright and sunny sound isn't it he's hating over there on your sound effects

00:01:58.260 oh that's like orange juice yeah but yeah man uh dollar days is going great you know it goes

00:02:05.700 through wednesday that means it's going on wednesday it'll be over on thursday um again i just want to

00:02:13.180 thank you guys for so much support it's been awesome to see um it's really cool to see people

00:02:18.700 sharing them out that's that i think that's my favorite thing to see but just seeing people go in 0.79

00:02:24.080 and fucking 0.96

00:02:24.660 slaughter 7-eleven with uh with the form energy is pretty awesome dollars dude huh with their dollars 0.99

00:02:32.480 oh yeah it's fucking awesome yeah no it's been it's been great it's been amazing it's been great 0.91

00:02:37.180 man we got back saturday evening time yeah it's fucking raining here that sucked but um i went right 0.96

00:02:45.200 to it dude i uh you know i felt like i had to redeem myself after the pool incident yeah so i tore down 0.92

00:02:52.020 a wall in my house it's going good though it's actually going really good it's going good yeah

00:02:58.960 uh but i did you said the pool was going good no the pool's done we're not even gonna talk about 0.98

00:03:03.280 that no more but uh i did fuck you ever fill the hole back in at the pool is there just a hole 0.99

00:03:07.940 yeah no but the wall the kit the project's going good uh i did fuck up my lights though i didn't 0.99

00:03:16.980 have no kitchen lights last night but you know you better be careful dude yeah i did i almost did

00:03:22.740 track the shit out of my stuff i don't know how those dudes do it on an arc of one of those big 0.86

00:03:26.500 a 220 bro it'll catch you you won't get off of it you'll be dead yeah so you need to be careful 0.99

00:03:31.460 yeah there's any moisture or anything like in the concrete in your basement do not fuck with it 0.98

00:03:37.400 like do not fuck with it dude i'm not i'm usually not big on doing anything electric like i bro i 0.99

00:03:42.800 could do anything else listen i'm gonna tell you you shouldn't you shouldn't do it electric i'm not 0.99

00:03:46.160 you shouldn't do it i've seen how you do shit i'm done no wait what do you what does that mean i'm 1.00

00:03:50.460 just saying you think you're better at shit than you are sometimes and that shit will kill you 1.00

00:03:54.420 where did i fuck up what have i fucked up bro you listen my cousin passed away from that he went 1.00

00:04:01.620 down in the basement with no shoes on was working on a 220 outlet and it fucking shocked him and he 1.00

00:04:08.380 got caught on the arc and it fucking killed him oh fuck yeah he's 20 years old fuck so yeah yeah 1.00

00:04:14.240 don't fuck around no i hired that shit out yeah after i fucked it up i'm like all right that's enough 0.99

00:04:18.560 yeah that's enough for me yeah but uh no it's going good though so i'll keep you guys updated so 1.00

00:04:23.120 we go from the pool to the wall yeah yeah and it's going good so well they dj google it yeah

00:04:30.560 uh but yeah no man uh let's get into the show we gotta yeah don't forget about the fee yeah uh and

00:04:36.060 guys please don't forget about this dollar days thing we've got going on it's a big deal for us

00:04:40.760 i really really really we all actually we talked about it in today's company meeting how awesome it

00:04:47.760 is to see everybody getting behind it it's just it's it's fucking surreal to be honest so yeah uh

00:04:54.480 we appreciate you guys and you know what was cool you know what was cool with the event dude was how

00:05:00.020 many people came through and they were using it as an opportunity to like share the love inside their

00:05:06.960 office or their shop or whatever whatever they had going on you know what i mean yeah bringing cases

00:05:11.640 and shit back to their people yeah i thought that was cool oh you know what else was cool was the 1.00

00:05:15.020 fucking people flying in yeah from places like that guy came in from michigan yeah fucking the 1.00

00:05:19.980 one dude drove overnight he works in north carolina lives in tampa drove overnight then overnight back 1.00

00:05:24.620 fuck man like dude it was cool yeah i don't know and maybe i just haven't seen it but i i have not 0.90

00:05:30.460 seen um anything any place that has better people than we do no because not better we got the best 0.99

00:05:36.620 ones got the best people we got all of them and the ones we ain't got yet we're coming yeah yeah

00:05:40.940 yeah it's great though but yeah share the show guys don't forget pay that fee uh with that being

00:05:45.820 said i guess a little quick intro uh this was kind of interesting um gen z freaked out amazon went down

00:05:53.020 for a minute uh amazon web services merciless uh mercilessly mocked uh with the slew of memes um after

00:06:00.420 the major websites go down it wasn't just aws i mean it was anything that aws hosted there was also a

00:06:05.580 bunch of others it was like a weird block blackout we've now we've had a few of these in the past this was

00:06:10.280 today right this was today yeah um where they estimated 50 to 60 percent of the global internet

00:06:16.720 was now hmm wild and weird uh but it didn't stop the trolls online with their uh inundation of great 0.93

00:06:25.880 memes somebody's like this this caption on this was the nigga that fucked it up trying to fix it 0.98

00:06:31.560 bro there's another meme that goes with that he turns around he's like facing the other way and he's

00:06:37.520 like i applied for this job and i had no idea what to do that's right yeah that's right yeah i mean

00:06:43.860 you know didn't stop it i mean you got twitter was cool you know while the world was on fire

00:06:48.880 meta was having problems google was having problems i'm surprised we even got zoom rolling right now so

00:06:54.020 it's great to see you guys here chat is live and well um but a lot of people were also putting this

00:06:59.760 like comparing this i guess some uh some simpsons um you know i guess they have some simpsom simpsom

00:07:05.680 damas thing going on where they call shit out to simpsom sub what simpsom damas trademark 0.89

00:07:12.240 huh simpsom simpsom the simpsons simpsom damas um 0.96

00:07:22.100 uh yeah chat i don't know but a lot of people have been comparing this saying that the simpsons

00:07:32.500 call this stuff out uh with some of this stuff like the world going in you know some weird

00:07:37.620 coincidences i don't know but it does make you think bro like well if it does we're all gonna

00:07:42.880 have a whole lot of energy you know what i'm saying we're all stocked up on that form energy

00:07:47.520 but not bald eagles are gonna be in abundance and plethora yeah it's gonna be amazing but let's

00:07:53.580 make you think dude like how crazy would the fucking world get if all of it just like the 0.99

00:07:57.920 internet just stopped today it would it would be just like it was whenever when i grew up and you 0.96

00:08:03.280 guys would all be freaking the fuck out and i would know exactly what to do and then i would know exactly 0.81

00:08:09.060 how to run a business because i ran one before the internet and all the little dorks out here are 1.00

00:08:14.580 gonna get steamrolled just like they're getting steamrolled now yeah so that wouldn't change my 0.99

00:08:18.880 winner's fucking win bitch yeah i'd pull up on the bike to see if my friends were home 1.00

00:08:22.280 yeah that's good times you get a little uh you'd get a little dyno with some mags on it you don't 1.00

00:08:28.420 even know what that is oh my i had mongoose though i was a mongoose guy i had a mongoose too with some

00:08:33.100 chrome pegs yeah it got stolen but uh well i mean but you stole it first

00:08:37.180 it was our bike i got it from my neighborhood bike oh you got it this week all right you get

00:08:44.180 i get it i get it uh dude i mean it was a it was a really good time before pre-internet i i was i'm

00:08:50.700 young i'm young but i did live in it but not because what year were you born existed it was because we

00:08:55.440 were poor what year were you born uh 95 i had it i i didn't have it because we were poor you know

00:09:02.060 i'm saying uh dude i didn't get my first like cell phone until fucking like i was a senior in 0.92

00:09:07.320 high school bro yeah but you had the internet i didn't use it we didn't have laptops none of that 0.99

00:09:12.380 shit desktops i didn't have none of that well i mean you know what they say about black people 0.97

00:09:16.040 computers ask the democrats that's hustle yeah that's kathy hochel that's right but no dude i mean 0.99

00:09:25.520 it was it was a peaceful time it was a good time you know racism is only in real life you know it was

00:09:31.000 great um which means it existed nowhere that's right that's right because everybody that was 0.99

00:09:35.900 racist did this shit that's right before they said anything that's real man you know that's real 0.97

00:09:45.300 but uh but yeah so i mean this happened that's not the story of the day just wanted to bring that up i 0.99

00:09:48.960 did think the memes were great though um i think everything slowly but surely getting back online

00:09:53.600 um and we can thank this guy here for fixing it thank you guy but guys if you want to see any of

00:10:02.300 these pictures headlines videos uh go to andyfricella.com you guys can find them all linked there for you

00:10:08.140 um so with that being said let's go to the headline number one um got to talk about it dude biggest 0.92

00:10:15.880 fucking uh protest i guess you can call it globally in the united states locally americally 0.95

00:10:22.360 was it really yeah it was seven million people really seven million people all paid i didn't see 0.99

00:10:27.240 anybody i i didn't need i mean i saw videos and shit right like i mean because that's just obviously 0.59

00:10:32.200 getting reposted i know when we were in tampa it was scheduled to go down like right when we were 0.90

00:10:36.960 leaving out um but i think here in st louis we didn't see a whole lot because it was raining and shit but 0.84

00:10:42.220 um let's dive into it man leftist protesters spotted wearing frog cat dinosaur costumes at no king's 0.96

00:10:49.700 protest um it was super gay basically uh leftist protesters were spotted wearing inflatable frog 0.72

00:10:58.160 uh cat and dinosaur costumes during the no print uh no king's protest held at various locations around

00:11:04.600 the united states on saturday uh let's check this clip out

00:11:08.380 yes you should definitely take these people very seriously

00:11:23.940 do you notice what's not there 1.00

00:11:32.120 black people well yeah because they told them they can't burn shit down this time 1.00

00:11:38.580 no that's not that's not what i meant what i meant was they're not buying into this shit anymore no 1.00

00:11:44.460 no no no not only that it's all look look the average age here is fucking 50 or above 60 or above 0.99

00:11:51.140 you know fucking and then if they're young they're all fucking weirded out you know i'm saying 0.99

00:11:57.500 out in their faces yeah but you know black people didn't participate because like they understand 1.00

00:12:02.820 they've been fucking alienated by this it's not being used bro you know what's interesting i was 0.98

00:12:07.560 reading this morning you know um they say no kings right donald trump's been in office totally 0.96

00:12:14.980 for five years not even five full years chuck schumer 44 years i actually got the list right here

00:12:20.620 uh mitch mcconnell 40 plus years pelosi 38 maxine waters 37 bernie sanders 34 and then they're 0.98

00:12:28.860 calling this motherfucker a king he's been there for less than five years by the way he was 0.98

00:12:32.420 democratically elected both times you see what i'm saying yeah hypocrisy is crazy yeah so not only 1.00

00:12:38.860 that dude if he was the fucking kings yeah this is a guy for five years who's working his ass off to 0.98

00:12:43.920 try and fix things uh and you may not agree with every move he makes because you're not going to 0.99

00:12:48.240 agree with every move a leader makes however it's pretty hypocritical for these people to sit there

00:12:55.300 and say no kings when these are the same people who were screaming at us during covid who were telling 0.99

00:13:03.860 us to stay the fuck home who made us watch our loved ones die over zoom who told us we couldn't 0.99

00:13:10.040 breathe the motherfucking air and then they're calling trump a king you know what i'm saying these are the 1.00

00:13:17.840 same people bro all those people are the same people that were yelling at us for not wearing a mask 1.00

00:13:22.300 right same saying shit like this what are we going to do with these people they can't exist in society 0.99

00:13:29.300 you know they're on the news saying shit like you know these people don't deserve to participate in 1.00

00:13:35.620 in civil society you know think if we got on the news right here today on all the media networks and 1.00

00:13:41.440 said these motherfuckers that participated in no kings all deserve to go into a camp they don't have 1.00

00:13:48.140 a place in society fuck them what do we do with all these people what do we do with these people so we 1.00

00:13:52.680 can move on in peace right so they can say and do whatever they want but when it's you know a little 1.00

00:13:59.980 bit that they don't like they forget all the shit that they did these people are not worthy of respect 0.99

00:14:05.040 they're not worthy of a conversation they're not worthy of convincing anything or even acknowledging 1.00

00:14:12.120 to be completely honest these are spoiled little fucking brats that are willing to pick on you and 1.00

00:14:19.480 do whatever they want to you but the minute that they don't get what they want they cry and throw a 1.00

00:14:23.640 fit and these are also the same people that when they get in office or if they get in office which i don't 0.95

00:14:29.080 think they will again they would have no problem fucking tyrannically quote-unquote taking care of 0.54

00:14:37.460 their opposition like remember the polls that were out that said like 40 something percent of 0.96

00:14:43.000 democrats said that people who weren't obeying covid guidelines deserve to lose custody of their kids

00:14:49.040 remember the ones that it was like jobs kids 40 percent yeah think of all the people that got fired 1.00

00:14:55.440 right think of all the people that you know like dude shut the fuck up you motherfuckers are done 1.00

00:15:00.320 bro nobody takes you serious and i'm glad you wore these ridiculous costumes because it just makes 1.00

00:15:05.980 everybody look at you and say dude you guys are a bunch of fucking clowns oh yeah bro well not only 1.00

00:15:11.040 that i mean the other like you know the hypocrisy about all of this too it's like bro if trump really 1.00

00:15:15.880 was a king you guys wouldn't be allowed to even do this shit first of all if trump was a king 0.99

00:15:19.820 those people would be executed that's what i'm saying like you wouldn't be like the government 0.99

00:15:23.480 wouldn't be shut down if he was the the by the way i do believe in peaceful protests for sure they

00:15:28.620 have a right to do that do it all day i'm okay with that and i actually appreciate there was very 0.54

00:15:33.220 little violence there wasn't any you know a couple dudes got knocked the fuck out but they're people 0.70

00:15:36.880 they got knocked the fuck out of course yeah but you know protest all you want man but nobody's 0.93

00:15:43.020 going to take you seriously when you have no valid points to protest on no and that's the biggest 0.97

00:15:47.260 part of these people they don't have any legit platform this is just i don't like them like i

00:15:55.920 don't like the orange guy okay which is the other weird thing too bro because you're like even this

00:15:59.900 this still shot here bro like i love how all like at these times too like they find this like like i

00:16:06.860 don't know where the fuck they find it but this new refound love for like now all of a sudden they're 0.99

00:16:11.020 fucking the patriots they were burning flags fucking two years ago fucking two weeks ago bro you know 0.99

00:16:16.160 what i'm saying like what are we talking about yeah what are we talking about you don't get the 1.00

00:16:19.880 shit all over the constitution for fucking eight years have your side make up all kinds of shit 0.99

00:16:26.200 take money for pay for play treasonous activities persecute american citizens etc put fucking people 1.00

00:16:34.040 like me and you on a goddamn domestic terror list fuck you fuck you fuck you all too by the way bro 1.00

00:16:41.900 and then once again like clockwork not you guys but you know once again like clockwork there you 1.00

00:16:46.940 have all these hollywood celebrities are back in and you know they're they're protesting their piece

00:16:52.160 this pasquale guy i mean like who i don't fucking know his name you know pedro pascal bro did you 0.97

00:16:59.860 see the clips of them going around asking people why they protest yeah they couldn't tell you have no 0.98

00:17:04.020 clue they couldn't have no fucking clue and because i mean dude like you said it's all fucking old 0.99

00:17:07.940 people go back to that shirt black brown unity what where's the white unity see that's racist by 0.99

00:17:14.840 fucking design they get a lot more further if they just say unity well i think we do need unity 0.99

00:17:20.520 that's not their move bro yeah they want you and everybody except us exactly they want the division 1.00

00:17:25.660 um you know but it was a lot of fucking old boomers hold on boomers be wildin 0.96

00:17:31.200 buries and geriatrics take over dc during no kings yeah you see the amount of people out there like 1.00

00:17:39.240 walkers and shit bro dude get the fuck out of here like come on lady you're not even going to be alive 1.00

00:17:45.260 in a minute man like go sit the fuck down somewhere bro listen these people here's the problem dude i 1.00

00:17:52.560 there you go dude oh yeah i can't believe you actually have a picture one in here well look dude 0.99

00:17:58.120 these people okay and this these people are victims just so we're clear see i see these people

00:18:03.480 for what they are for these guys who are old they're victims of manipulation they just can't

00:18:08.320 understand it because remember for the most of their lives there was no internet so they trust cnn 0.98

00:18:14.980 msnbc uh abc fucking you know all that shit and fox news they trust whatever said on there i don't 0.99

00:18:23.840 trust what's said on any of those things no and i don't think most people do no so yeah man they're 1.00

00:18:29.920 they're they see this as like oh my god the rogue internet is going crazy it's turning people crazy

00:18:35.740 you know oh my gosh you know yeah well they see that msnbc headline and they read that it's fact 1.00

00:18:41.700 let's be fucking real these are the same motherfuckers that left our country in the place that it is 1.00

00:18:45.980 today they failed as a fucking generation of americans okay i don't have sympathy no they came in 1.00

00:18:51.820 their parents fought in the wars and made a nice little life for them they were comfortable as 1.00

00:18:56.500 fuck and then they fucking hoarded all the money hoarded all the land they they tell their kids 1.00

00:19:01.620 all right well you're not getting shit i'm gonna go buy a fucking boat and and they set their kids up 1.00

00:19:06.960 to get fucking pounded bro they buy their houses a hundred years ago for seventy five hundred dollars 1.00

00:19:12.660 yeah and sell that shit for 7.5 million dollars yeah that's right like i have zero zero fuck all them 1.00

00:19:18.560 zero yeah fuck them all and here's the thing that's my mood today let's fuck them all yeah 1.00

00:19:22.900 yeah i mean here's i mean trump's on the same page with you um trump dismisses the joke uh no kings 1.00

00:19:28.200 protest saying i work my ass off let's check this clip what's your response to the protest over the 0.59

00:19:32.740 weekend i think it's a joke i looked at the people they're not representative of this country

00:19:38.740 and i looked at all the brand new signs paid for i guess it was paid for by the soros and other

00:19:44.640 radical left lunatics it looks like it was checking it out the demonstrations were very

00:19:50.960 small very ineffective and the people who were whacked out when you look at those people those

00:19:55.600 are not representative of the people of our country

00:19:57.840 and by the way i'm not a king i'm not a king i work my ass off to make our country great that's

00:20:05.440 all it is i'm not a king at all

00:20:07.540 you say whatever you want about donald trump you say you say whatever you want about donald 0.88

00:20:13.160 trump he's 80 motherfucking years old he works harder than most people traveling around doing 0.98

00:20:17.600 those talks shaking hands that shit look i'm gonna be totally honest with you guys i couldn't do what 0.99

00:20:23.120 he does and i'm half his age bro the press corps hates it bro yeah because like for the last four 0.98

00:20:28.840 years with biden bro that's a nine to five with him they're biden was calling lids at 11 a.m that's

00:20:35.520 what i'm saying like i mean like they treat it as a normal work here bro they're at the white

00:20:38.820 house till fucking midnight 1 a.m 2 a.m hey man you know everybody sees it yeah well and the people 0.91

00:20:46.440 that don't don't want to see it they don't want to bro um and in true trump fashion i mean it 0.97

00:20:50.580 wouldn't be trump you know because he had that conversation that was a board here's my thing 0.99

00:20:53.520 about trump if you know that if you know that why are you not arresting those fucking guys 0.97

00:20:58.060 behind the money i mean you know you're sending you're sending ice in to arrest the criminal 0.99

00:21:03.620 illegals we got some shit to say about that too by the way um and you've declared antifa a domestic 0.94

00:21:10.500 terrorist group you're arresting them but why aren't you arresting the people who who enable 0.99

00:21:14.580 these people why aren't you arresting the people who fund these people why aren't you cutting the 1.00

00:21:18.680 fucking snake's head off so that we don't have to worry about it anymore you know that's because 1.00

00:21:23.500 you can't coordinate 7 million people just that's not a fucking grassroots movement you know how they 1.00

00:21:28.160 do it we've seen it yeah you know i'm saying so it's like that's not grassroots these let's pay 0.99

00:21:32.940 for play shit bro all of those people are fucking paid and they're using our dollars to do it which 0.98

00:21:36.360 i don't believe is like i'm not with that i'm not with that i'm not fucking with it no um but in true 1.00

00:21:42.640 trump fashion you know so he had that to say that was a board at force one he's not going to let it go 0.99

00:21:46.480 without a little trolling um and so he trolled them uh with a top gun style ai mean he likes the ai shit 0.99

00:21:53.900 he likes like he doesn't use it for how we use it but uh he posted this on truth social 0.98

00:22:00.280 no he uses it like the boomers use it yeah make my cat a superhero that's right that says america 0.96

00:22:05.060 give him a cape red white and blue yeah to make him fit yeah no he posted this on truth social let's

00:22:12.340 check this out

00:22:16.720 i swear to god

00:22:20.300 oh man you can't do you know what i would normally say i would say that's not very unifying but like

00:22:39.080 you can't unify with those people no these people are gone it's unifying for us they're gone

00:22:42.920 yeah absolutely for sure yep um now i mean to your point though right like i mean because he 0.99

00:22:47.200 that's not very presidential well neither is running up and down the street in a fucking dinosaur 0.98

00:22:52.480 uniform crying about shit that you don't know anything about yeah that's very public service wise 0.99

00:22:57.040 yeah yeah uh you know but to but to the point you know trump called it out you know sorrows is 0.99

00:23:02.040 funding this shit who is funding it let's talk about it democrat donors and interestingly an anti-israel 0.96

00:23:08.620 group isn't that weird wait so you got sorrows and then also anti like unite it's anti-trump 0.99

00:23:18.520 fucking voltron bro it's like what is happening right now uh but yeah protesters supporting the 0.68

00:23:23.880 global intifada to destroy the state of israel are embedded in today's no king protest a nationwide 0.98

00:23:29.180 demonstration which organizers say evokes power to the people through an investigation into its funding

00:23:35.000 and planning tells a different story um which kind of goes back to you know the the central point here 0.95

00:23:41.380 is it's paid division it's paid fucking division um for example in new york uh the uaw labor for 0.96

00:23:49.140 palestine and the new york city labor for palestine uh quietly called for the palestine labor solidarity 0.98

00:23:55.460 contingent to meet saturday morning at dwart square in midtown manhattan and then flew

00:24:01.500 uh into the scheduled no king's protest against donald trump's presidency according to the outlet

00:24:07.240 news online um and it's all over there um now we gotta talk about israel because uh

00:24:15.280 interestingly enough you go ahead say it andy say it andy where's the clip i don't have to say

00:24:21.760 anything roll the clip roll the clip i'm gonna tell you for sure what's gonna happen he's gonna do the 0.94

00:24:26.840 same shit again to embarrass trump to leverage trump again before those hostages come back 0.98

00:24:33.300 there will be a new set of shit that happens here's why netanyahu is using these attacks to 1.00

00:24:40.600 maintain his power in israel because if peace happens and he they're gonna boot him yeah he's 0.98

00:24:45.960 gone it's only going to discredit trump further with everybody else and this is gonna be the same

00:24:50.880 old thing because netanyahu has to because if he if he doesn't he's going to be pulled from power

00:24:56.400 and probably prosecuted updates israel launches wave of airstrikes on gaza as truce teeters

00:25:03.260 yeah hmm yeah uh israel says a ceasefire and aid to resume after airstrikes kill 26 people and

00:25:16.620 this was actually uh updated i believe 96 injuries uh or total casualties um with 26 of

00:25:26.400 them being uh being killed um now the craziest part about all of this is how did it start right

00:25:32.200 like some kid probably threw a rock well look here's a crazy thing um two idf soldiers were killed

00:25:38.760 okay now what happened was they were idf and their engineers were clearing a zone and an unexploded 0.96

00:25:48.840 israeli ordinance went off and killed them they blame it on moss and start bombing the shit out of 0.66

00:25:57.160 them once again and uh yeah but i told you now peace is back we're fine hold on did you guys throw you 0.92

00:26:03.300 guys throw that clip in there right like yeah okay i mean look man uh netanyahu cannot have peace or

00:26:10.860 he'll get persecuted he'll get prosecuted so it's very simple to understand

00:26:16.380 it's never going to happen until they take care of netanyahu

00:26:21.180 it's so crazy bro it's so great no it's not it's actually just par for the course for the kind of

00:26:29.340 dude this guy is so it's so crazy man guys chat what do you guys got on this man let's let's check

00:26:35.340 the chat out remember guys if you'd like to participate in our chat you can check the link

00:26:39.640 in the description below um and sign up for the opportunity for that um but yeah false flag false

00:26:46.620 flag coming man what do you think yeah i mean like if you're not a gambling man well although i win

00:26:53.040 when you do you win false flag man what do we think i mean i mean look it's coming dude like the these 0.99

00:26:59.920 people are going to get desperate and they're going to need something to take the focus off of the shit

00:27:03.500 that they're doing and you know they're going to do something test with the aws going down i mean 0.98

00:27:11.720 listen maybe and we are we also know too that fucking comet what's that thing called joe the ai 0.95

00:27:18.120 comet thing a3 or something like that that fucking asteroid oh yeah it's supposed to be coming in a 0.99

00:27:23.880 matter of days with loaded with five million reptilian soldiers that are going to invade the country 0.92

00:27:31.360 it sounds like project blue beam to me yeah yeah it is interesting reading about that thing though

00:27:37.000 it is wild bro because it's coming it's out it's interstellar so like it doesn't it doesn't obey the

00:27:43.100 laws of gravity yeah and biggest one so it's like me in high school on the o-line yep 0.86

00:27:52.580 we are bad check i'm with alec bro i he says i really do not give a fuck about these countries i 0.94

00:28:04.200 don't either i care about our country i agree that's always been my position i do not give a 0.89

00:28:10.840 buck about any country outside of this one until this one is completely taken care of and i mean

00:28:20.120 infrastructure i mean people i mean economy i mean total restoration of the american dream

00:28:26.500 and then maybe we could talk about some things but even then still i just don't think that's the

00:28:33.600 case i think we need to ban any kind of foreign aid or any kind of foreign involvement for the next 0.96

00:28:39.640 decade at a minimum i agree dude i agree i say until la and tampa get their fucking traffic squared 0.97

00:28:46.820 away yeah we don't need to be doing shit that's a fact guys jump in on this conversation let us know 0.97

00:28:53.420 down in the comments what you guys think uh with that being said i think it's funny these celebrities 0.99

00:28:58.680 are participating not realizing that the whole reason nobody wants to watch any of their shit 1.00

00:29:02.900 it's because they continue to do this i hope they all get replaced by fucking ai 1.00

00:29:06.400 they're gonna i don't like listen these people are irrelevant come on bro who's showing up to watch 1.00

00:29:11.600 any of these films who's showing up to watch ben stiller do anything listen his movie sucked in the 0.99

00:29:18.660 first place yeah they did okay yeah they do i don't even know who those other fucking three are 0.96

00:29:23.100 well that's that spike lee spike lee yeah spike lee the guy who thinks he's a big deal but has never 0.99

00:29:27.540 really been one yeah he does suck and his only thing that he's ever that he's known for is sitting 1.00

00:29:33.020 on the next floor that's it as a rich motherfucker you know that's it like yeah shut the fuck up quirky 1.00

00:29:39.840 outfits spike lee yeah spike lee i don't know who's that girl on the right um that's law and order 1.00

00:29:46.320 that's law and order yeah well yeah dumbass 0.95

00:29:49.400 yeah man guys let us know with that being said man let's go check out some of these comments got a couple 0.98

00:29:57.140 here um this first one is from lock stock and prepared uh 6770 to tell me you're a prepper

00:30:07.540 without telling me you're a prepper i like i mean i'm with it though i'm with it um he says uh bought

00:30:12.900 out my local speedway slash 7-11 yesterday going back for round two tomorrow to pick up more hashtag

00:30:18.960 7-11 hashtag farm energy hashtag real af that's what's up yes lock stock and prepared pop

00:30:27.060 lock and drop it when it's form energy it's awesome did you get that reference yeah i got it dude

00:30:32.620 pop lock and drop it that's right that's right what do you think i don't know i mean i was you know

00:30:39.680 that song i was like working in the bars and that shit came out you know the dance huh yeah how do you 0.85

00:30:47.300 do it i'm not doing it oh man you know the craziest thing well like see i feel like growing up though 0.82

00:30:56.880 like you guys had like really nice songs love songs even right like but what i'm gonna say like 0.96

00:31:01.720 i wouldn't tell right oh how'd you meet mom oh pop lock and drop it came on i fucking took her out 1.00

00:31:06.460 you know i saw this i saw this rap song the other day and it was this this this girl in a wheelchair 1.00

00:31:12.920 oh i saw that and she's rapping and she goes my legs don't work but this pussy still squirt 1.00

00:31:20.320 it's like i was talking about this is where we're we're at like this is where we're at with culture 1.00

00:31:24.940 bro like grandpa how'd you meet grandma oh well tell you the pussy still squirt 1.00

00:31:30.320 them legs don't work but you know what i'm saying 1.00

00:31:35.760 joe would you let me put those lyrics in the song buddy yeah her booty hole was brown so i mean you 0.98

00:31:43.140 know good god man yeah great times uh lock stock prepare appreciate you bro um this next one is from 0.97

00:31:50.740 uh ruben lopez 6081 says uh this show is getting raunchier and raunchier i love it i fucking love it 0.85

00:31:59.380 and amen to the retirement ago subject what how's it getting raunchy oh the world's getting raunchy bro 0.65

00:32:07.220 we're just reporting yeah i didn't even start taking my clothes off yeah that's raunchy yeah

00:32:12.260 i've seen it no you haven't no actually there was that time okay never mind uh

00:32:20.180 uh we got one more uh lgb fjb 48

00:32:28.220 i made my work partner by a first form the other day he's a raging democrat lol uh to which somebody

00:32:37.320 the chandler 419 said that andy juice will help straighten them back out that's a 0.97

00:32:42.100 fucking right back hey you need some family members start thinking clear yeah throw them 0.94

00:32:47.060 one of them energies that's right that's right dollar day is still rolling you crack that screaming 0.99

00:32:51.300 freedom you let them you funnel that down their throat bro they'd be singing a different tune 0.97

00:32:55.540 be yankee doodle fucking dandy bro don't tread on me yeah yeah they're gonna turn around that's right 0.99

00:33:02.980 man yeah no screaming uh dollar days are still going on guys so uh we got uh today tomorrow that's it 0.98

00:33:10.420 and that's it yeah so lock in yeah pop lock and drop it that's right yeah that's right there you go

00:33:17.780 that's a good song man uh i'm like a share it all right yeah yeah a little infringement

00:33:23.940 trademarking and copyright infringement i'm saying let's keep cruising though man we got headline too

00:33:29.620 um gotta go to uh where is this uh we gotta go to france

00:33:39.060 yeah let's go to france the secret weenie yeah that's right uh gotta go to france for this one uh

00:33:43.780 headline number two reads uh brazen louvre robbery uh crew may have been hired by collector prosecutors 0.98

00:33:51.780 say um this was wild uh it's pretty crazy i feel like you only see this shit in the movies you know 0.97

00:33:57.460 what i'm saying um and it actually happened uh in real life um the thieves who brazenly robbed the louvre 0.98

00:34:04.260 museum in paris uh and stole prince uh priceless jewelry and one of the most daring museum heist in recent

00:34:11.220 memory may have been hired by a private collector officials say it uh paris prosecutor uh laura

00:34:17.860 bacco uh told local media that investigators believe the robbers who carried out the raid in just seven

00:34:24.580 minutes in broad daylight on sunday uh may have been commissioned by a collector or purely motivated by

00:34:31.620 the value of the jewels and precious metals reuters reported quote we're looking at the hypothesis 0.99

00:34:36.980 of organized crime uh you think i'm sure it was just a bunch of retards that fucking crapped in 1.00

00:34:44.100 there and stole a bunch of jewels in seven minutes seven minutes you know what i'm saying but i mean 1.00

00:34:48.660 here's the thing like you steal that shit like you can't like what is this guy is it black market like 0.99

00:34:53.540 is that a real thing yeah bro so sometimes like people buy this stuff and they'll pass it down into 1.00

00:34:59.780 their family for 30 for you know 30 50 100 years and the shit will just show back up and by that time 0.99

00:35:05.380 it's there actual limitations yeah yeah fuck so i feel like this is like movie level shit but yeah 0.99

00:35:12.660 man um it's fucking crazy man there's uh uh there was a total ends up in some rich dude's house and 0.99

00:35:18.500 nobody really knows that it's stolen and you know what i mean it's crazy yeah that's crazy i mean because 0.97

00:35:23.700 here's the thing it wasn't like it was just like i mean they stole like uh i think uh yeah the crown of

00:35:28.180 napoleon the third's wife one of them they dropped outside and left it on the pavement somebody found it

00:35:33.860 that's crazy that's how they started getting caught that's crazy dude um but yeah it was a total of

00:35:38.740 nine uh objects were targeted eight of which were actually stolen to your point um the crown alone

00:35:45.060 is worth tens of millions of euros um though experts say uh it is not the most significant piece that was

00:35:52.860 taken um they have not yet identified the robbers who made their escape on motorbikes bro this is a 0.99

00:35:57.860 fucking movie that's a fucking movie like that's a like that's a movie let's check this clip out because 0.99

00:36:03.180 there was some footage let's check this report 1.00

00:36:11.900 they used a fucking chainsaw 0.99

00:36:23.820 they used a crane to break into the museum 1.00

00:36:33.420 bro that's so wild

00:36:35.180 that's crazy yeah dude it's kind of like the town where they all where they

00:37:05.020 dressed up as the cops and did it in the middle of the day you know what i mean yeah bro i mean

00:37:09.580 because they dressed up as like maintenance workers and that's why nobody stopped them

00:37:13.740 from what i understand yeah dude it was giving me den of thieves vibes something like that you 0.93

00:37:17.420 know what i'm saying like they dressed up as a fucking uh the the money armored carrier yeah 0.99

00:37:22.140 yeah and shit like bro i mean that's some high level that's not den of thieves though just so you 1.00

00:37:25.740 know oh that was dead of thieves no that's heat they didn't didn't thieves soon no den of thieves is 1.00

00:37:31.980 your generation's heat oh it's the same move same same it's the same yes but not really

00:37:38.460 it came from heat okay den of thieves is like a

00:37:44.940 version of heat no it's newer and better not even close to better no any no you're 1.00

00:37:49.260 fucking insane i haven't seen heat yeah you're insane al al pacino robert de niro val kilmer 0.99

00:37:56.300 heat is 10 times better than fucking den of thieves i do like val kim rp 0.99

00:38:02.220 italian job too that's right 0.98

00:38:06.140 yeah bro it's it's uh heat dude heat

00:38:11.660 dude if you watch heat for 10 minutes you're gonna be like i can't believe they tricked me into

00:38:15.340 fucking thinking that den of thieves was a real movie really yeah it is a real movie no it's not 0.97

00:38:21.500 it's a good movie it's good but it ain't a real movie it's like a fucking wish version of heat 0.99

00:38:25.820 okay and heat's very long oh no it's awesome is it it's got the best dude i'll watch it you know it has

00:38:32.300 the best shooting scene cinematography no it has the best shooting scene in any movie ever oh like the

00:38:40.140 second best shooting scene in any movie ever is ronin nope most people haven't seen that either nope

00:38:47.100 dj you will like it i'll be the judge of that i'll listen andy's like you know see that nick knows

00:38:53.180 ronin sick best urban gunfight absolutely 1.00

00:38:58.140 days of thunder but see then they say stupid shit like that and it's just like days of thunder mvp 1.00

00:39:02.380 that's not stupid these people have taste okay these people are cultured how does it compare to days 1.00

00:39:08.300 of thunder how does what compare heat yeah hmm how old is this fucking movie bro 1.00

00:39:17.660 30 years old bro yeah that's fucking old 0.98

00:39:23.500 point break the original point breaks pretty good too yeah the the the 0.97

00:39:28.700 second point break was horrible i don't know what that is horrible

00:39:32.780 all right like hawk down is definitely great too oh that's a great movie yeah all right i love the 0.96

00:39:40.380 movie suggestions yeah yeah um but yeah i mean dude fuck like i've seen that movie that one movie um 0.98

00:39:48.140 fuck what's it called battle for europa europa's last amd you see that one no oh wait is that a joke 0.99

00:40:00.060 i don't know 1.00

00:40:03.260 i've heard your dj likes black cock down 1.00

00:40:05.420 yeah yeah give your parents their ipad back all right don't fucking troll um no man uh you know 1.00

00:40:19.820 it didn't make me think though like because i mean to pull off something that you have to be 1.00

00:40:24.780 fucking pretty like i mean bro that's some high level fucking you're renting a crane and shit like 0.99

00:40:29.100 yeah i wonder like if that's like a fucking like like again you know the movies i i didn't think 0.99

00:40:33.740 that should exist in real life like that though yeah but then there was a thought too i'm like 0.99

00:40:37.340 fuck what if it was just some fucking immigrants like some illegal immigrants over there that 1.00

00:40:40.700 fucking got together you know and fucking stole it you know i'm saying like they stole the crane too 1.00

00:40:47.420 because bro they be there they be scamming you know i'm saying 1.00

00:40:50.060 they be scamming you know this took some intelligence okay

00:41:04.940 all right

00:41:09.180 this should be real what is it wrong we are here to redeem the crown versus versus we're here to eat

00:41:18.060 your pets yeah that's right that's right okay all right so it took some high level thinking okay

00:41:24.940 a lot of cats they can buy with that you know what i'm saying a lot of cows

00:41:31.500 don't give a sec

00:41:35.420 no man i don't know it's just it's just it is it is crazy to think i mean because like yeah bro it

00:41:39.260 probably was bro you know what happened here's what happened they went in they got high on all

00:41:44.700 kinds of duck and cat meat smoke some hookah came up with this great idea 0.92

00:41:51.500 you know what i'm saying how the fuck do you get high off a duck and cat though i don't know 1.00

00:41:56.300 i mean have you seen these motherfuckers 1.00

00:42:00.620 biting the heads off ducks and shit come on man 1.00

00:42:06.140 oh yeah oh man um no but speaking of illegals though we did we do have to address something 0.99

00:42:14.700 um a little update and some information um you guys know on the last show we talked about uh we

00:42:22.300 had tony and his dad but he sent a message that kind of updated us that was information that was

00:42:27.420 actually left out of the initial story yeah and i just i would like to clarify this

00:42:32.060 um because i would too it's not you know listen we're good people and i think that's what was 0.94

00:42:37.820 explained we're good people right and if you know fucked up shit like that's happening yeah that's wrong 0.97

00:42:42.460 it's fucked up um but this is tony's dm and he left out the piece now we're talking about the young 0.99

00:42:48.140 man that we met at the riverside meet and greet who we talked about on last show yeah about ice 0.98

00:42:57.100 uh they locked up his dad right yeah a little more to that story yeah and like you know the piece that

00:43:02.140 was left out was that uh he his dad had uh passed dui on his record um that never got removed and i

00:43:12.780 think like dude listen that's a very important piece because when we talk about these ice removals

00:43:19.020 people that have been in this country whether it be fucking 10 years 30 years 0.99

00:43:24.300 if they if they were just here and had no right they're not priorities for any type of removal at all 0.89

00:43:29.420 right but if ice is checking the record and you came into this country illegally and you did something 0.95

00:43:35.180 else that's a priority like for them to remove you man there's no there's no way to to make exceptions

00:43:42.060 like that it's a system and i'm sure it'll get sorted out the point is is that

00:43:50.060 there was more to it yeah so just important to note that no for sure for sure um but yeah so i mean

00:43:56.860 i like i'm and i'm sure it will all get get situated and handled but you know for me again

00:44:02.780 like if you've been here 30 years and and nothing cool we still got to get it fixed right but like

00:44:09.180 cool but like yeah i mean people will have criminal records like you just it makes sense like okay that

00:44:14.620 makes more sense that they just picked him up for that you know i'm saying because he's already they

00:44:17.740 already got him flagged you know but um yeah a little update on that um do you think this 0.97

00:44:23.100 shit's ever going to get recovered probably not no it's gone yeah probably it's gone yeah 0.99

00:44:27.660 fuck and some dudes i mean dude they didn't just take it without an idea of where where it was going 0.99

00:44:33.580 and how to move it and you know once it's out of there it's it's going to be hard to find yeah 1.00

00:44:38.780 fuck do they serialize that shit because i mean i know we talked like even with like like because 0.99

00:44:43.260 you're in you're big into watches and shit too right like the black market for watches and stolen 1.00

00:44:47.020 watches and shit like i mean like yeah you have you have serial numbers on each piece yeah that 0.98

00:44:53.180 then get logged in with the insurance company you know got it so if it ever does ever get popped up 0.98

00:44:58.780 yeah i mean the museums have insurance for this shit yeah um but i mean it's irreplaceable stuff 0.99

00:45:03.420 you know it wasn't fucking them you know you know i'm saying fuck you know although it's illegal 0.99

00:45:08.540 right now the louvre is awesome dude i've never been yeah i've been i got to see the mona lisa man yeah 0.99

00:45:14.380 it was cool but see even like that like do you think it was the real mona lisa or you think it

00:45:18.700 was a fake one i mean we have no way to know how do you know that's what i'm saying because you know

00:45:23.180 they do that with the declaration of independence so like if you go to dc the declaration of

00:45:28.220 independence like they always they have like two or three that they put on display there's only one

00:45:32.220 real one obviously but then they have like another one that they were i think the real one is hanging 0.99

00:45:36.220 in trump's office now yeah yeah i mean fuck i don't know how do you know i don't know i 0.96

00:45:42.060 i learned that from uh watching national treasure though uh yeah it's a great movie that's a great 0.99

00:45:49.180 movie what andy pull up the chat national treasure national treasure is a great movie okay yeah great 0.92

00:46:00.540 movie finally a great movie call out national treasure it is great see that movie sucks no andy 0.99

00:46:07.820 andy andy andy somebody said fuck nick cage 0.99

00:46:12.940 nicholas nicholas cage only plays one character in die heart no he's the same character in every movie 0.99

00:46:23.020 he's like oh we got to save the world 0.97

00:46:29.500 the only decent movie that motherfucker's ever been in is con air con air that's a good movie yeah 0.96

00:46:34.300 that's i'm not gonna say it's good it's just decent oh it's good it's good movie 60 seconds 0.96

00:46:38.060 going to 60 seconds ain't no good what about if you're a real car person what about his christmas

00:46:42.460 movies what die heart nick cage ain't in those oh wait yeah face off another winner wait nick cage

00:46:54.460 is not who is that in die heart bruce willis same same no bruce willis is not the same the same

00:47:00.300 same same as nick cage all right all right man uh well yeah guys let us know down in the comments

00:47:08.300 what you think about uh this weird heist it might have been an inside job i i don't know

00:47:15.020 i don't know uh but let's yeah let's keep cruising man we got headline number three

00:47:19.980 um jimmy kimmel's back in the news oh is he that's a shame yeah well jimmy kimmel hosts drag queen

00:47:29.020 story time with trixie mattel reads eric trump's memoir to children and then throws books in the

00:47:36.220 wood chipper he didn't throw the what no the the drag queens into what you got it wrong bro

00:47:45.660 bro and you would think too like after you come off a major loss like this no bro he now he's like

00:47:51.500 trying to prove point he's gone all in yeah all the shackles jesus man well you heard how like um 0.99

00:47:59.020 i guess defiant he was when that all went down you know so now he's like fuck it i'm gonna go all 0.98

00:48:05.740 in on it which is just gonna further his demise more dude and not only that but now he's involving 1.00

00:48:09.500 kids bro because you bring this drag queen in doing story time with fucking kids 1.00

00:48:14.300 we got a video of it oh yeah bro we got a video yeah so drag queen trixie mattel appeared on jimmy 0.99

00:48:20.220 kimmel's drag queen story time where he read eric trump's new memoir under siege my family's fight to

00:48:25.660 save our nation while dressed in women's clothing uh let's check this out i mentioned the other uh

00:48:31.740 night that senator ted cruz has a a new book it's called unwoke how to defeat cultural marxism in

00:48:39.020 america ted's been out trying to sell the book his last book he had to get his own campaign to buy

00:48:43.980 thousands of copies to get it up the list which is sad so we decided that this time we'd help him out

00:48:49.340 with an assist from one of the stars yeah let's keep let's keep going on the clip of rupaul's drag

00:48:56.220 race none other than trixie mattel hello hello children hello hi hi that's the energy look at the

00:49:11.100 girl on the right how do we feel about reading today yes yes okay i think we should select something

00:49:19.260 to read let's see um cinderella who cares right made up story our solar system yeah right the earth

00:49:28.860 is flat thank you um how about unwoke how to defeat cultural marxism in america written by ted cruz

00:49:44.540 so do you know who this guy is no it looks like somebody from the fbi

00:49:51.660 take something everyone loves stuff it full of woke neo-marxist ideas and then put it on the air

00:49:58.140 if people point out that the ideas and the show are bad you can always claim that they're racists

00:50:03.660 fascists or both disney's reboot of the beloved little mermaid was a case in point did anybody see

00:50:10.460 that it came out on my birthday instead of admitting that disney had managed to ruin a classic

00:50:17.500 defenders of the subpar remake including its star accused the public of racism but then the original

00:50:25.340 little mermaid was good and then um the other little mermaid was good the new one can't they

00:50:30.300 both be good yeah they they both are well children like the little mermaid right yeah so it's almost

00:50:36.540 like they should be the ones to say if it's good i just want to say out loud right now the book is

00:50:42.380 more thank you so in the winter of 2021 when bees of unwoke to take home share with your family friends

00:51:03.500 all right kids those are your books you can do whatever you want with them okay we can do whatever

00:51:08.700 we want yeah

00:51:17.900 wow thanks to pixie mattel and you're welcome ted is there anybody in the world that thought that was funny 0.99

00:51:25.420 like real talk do you think anyway well at least it wasn't a book on sucking dicks 0.99

00:51:37.820 and we're cutting them off 0.99

00:51:41.900 that was great yeah that was good yeah well dude i mean it's just like why do these people go harder

00:51:47.820 bro like well because they're misreading the culture and at this point i'll be real dude at

00:51:52.620 this point in time i think these things are dangerous for them to do i really do i think

00:51:57.580 people are so tired of it and they're becoming radicalized against this community uh for

00:52:03.820 with people's kids and i think it's very dangerous them for even to even around with it that's what i

00:52:08.380 think because i mean dude it's it's going to be i mean look this has all happened before man

00:52:14.780 this has all happened before in history so bro the the crazy thing is too like i also look at this 0.98

00:52:21.740 too from like the angle of these fucking kids like let's be very clear these are child actors 0.97

00:52:26.860 okay who were auditioned and probably paid to come on and do this hoping that you know some producer 0.99

00:52:31.980 harvey weinstein loves them enough to put them in the next big fucking thing when they get older 0.95

00:52:36.380 it's a it's a nasty fucking cycle i don't like that angle of it yeah like the parents have put their 0.98

00:52:41.260 kid like who would like i wouldn't i wouldn't bro listen these are the same parents that tell you that 0.99

00:52:47.820 their kid is trans when it's born and that comes out a girl and they start telling it's a boy 0.99

00:52:53.660 or they vice versa these are mentally ill parents bro they they live for attention through the 1.00

00:52:59.500 exploitation of their own children fucked up yeah it's super fucked up so it is what it is man i mean 1.00

00:53:06.460 i i think this is correcting itself right now i don't think people are with it at all i think people 0.99

00:53:10.380 are tired of it i think people are realizing that it's always been a mass number of people against it

00:53:16.300 and a very tiny minority of people for it that's been exposed and you know they're not with it no 0.99

00:53:24.060 so which is evident by his audience and his viewership uh bro i hope that shit gets canceled 0.94

00:53:30.460 man well guys chat what do you guys got on this man anybody want to come up and and and talk on this 0.97

00:53:35.500 conversation alex says it seems like they're digging their own grave that's correct they are let's get

00:53:39.580 alec in here hold on alec alec on mute boom there we go you hear me yeah what do you got on this bro

00:53:50.540 dude it freaks me out that for one people allow their or allowing their kid to go to this audition and do

00:53:58.860 this thing it also freaks me out that there's producers that are willing and mindfully deciding to

00:54:09.340 create this problem in our culture when we need to be uniting as a people and everyone knows this 0.98

00:54:16.540 shit is not okay dude it's not not cool at all so it's honestly sad man it's honestly sad 0.99

00:54:24.460 that they that the people are producing it it's sick bro it's sick to even like i don't know how 1.00

00:54:31.180 the parents fucking allow it but to the point like they're not fucking good parents bro 0.98

00:54:35.100 but not just the parents who are these producers producing it and i think something that andy 0.99

00:54:40.140 says a lot that i appreciate is he's like let's find the actual people who are the names of these

00:54:46.220 people because then we can hold them to the accountability that needs to be held so that

00:54:50.860 we can take these people from uh their positions of power really you know 100 i think that's coming dude

00:54:58.460 i think we're gonna see it you know what i'm saying yeah i agree i appreciate you leading it

00:55:03.420 brother hey man you know what we're i'm not leading it dude that's the thing you guys gotta understand

00:55:09.820 and it's you guys okay i can only do so much and i can put a message out and i could stand for it and

00:55:16.700 i could say hey this is what it is but it's you guys who take that message and have those conversations

00:55:22.460 in real life with real people that actually makes the difference so you know i i really appreciate 0.97

00:55:28.380 you guys you know waking up and saying hey man i'm not afraid of these motherfuckers either 0.99

00:55:33.820 fuck them and that's what it's going to take to get to get everything back you know i listen i think 1.00

00:55:40.140 everybody's everybody that's listening to the show for the last number of years knows how passionate i am 1.00

00:55:44.940 about this country because of what this country's done for me and when i see it going down the tubes 0.97

00:55:52.220 and when i see the opportunity for you guys being fucked with you know i will stand up for that but 0.97

00:56:00.140 i can't stand up for it alone you know everybody has to echo that message in the real world because 0.99

00:56:04.860 these people that need to be talked to they're not tuning into this show man they're not they're not

00:56:10.140 they're not going to listen to you know big mouth andy talk all this but they will agree they will

00:56:15.260 have a reasonable conversation with alec or any of the other millions of people that listen to the show

00:56:22.140 about what's actually going on and so that that credit goes to you guys man it goes it goes to you

00:56:26.940 guys that's a huge thing for me man and i live in st petersburg downtown st petersburg and it's a

00:56:33.980 very i would say heavily left community and i am very lucky to where i get to i tattoo so i get to

00:56:43.100 sit with these people for hours on end and i will sit with these people and have the conversation that

00:56:49.580 people would call the hard conversation it's not hard for me i love it but i will have these conversations

00:56:55.900 in something that i appreciate that you have taught brother is the critical thinking so i will bring

00:57:02.860 them around to answer these questions themselves and that allows their brain to start critically

00:57:08.140 thinking about these things that are happening and i think critical thought is a huge thing that 0.99

00:57:14.300 whoever they is the government whatever the fuck that bullshit is is trying to stop us from having 0.98

00:57:21.580 they don't want us to critically think about problems and solve problems and i you know i really believe 0.99

00:57:28.220 that especially entrepreneurs and business owners we are the ones that can come to that forefront and

00:57:34.460 talk to each person every single day because we are faced with the people walking into our stores we are

00:57:40.940 faced with the clients that sit in our chair and you know i'm able to speak to them and have them

00:57:45.900 critically think like why do you feel that way and then talk to them about you know why something might

00:57:50.620 be wrong or right in an open way especially being a tattoo artist you know i'm covered in tattoos so a lot

00:57:57.660 of people think i'm you're one of them that's right yeah exactly and i used to have 12 year dreadlocks so

00:58:05.340 they definitely oh you're definitely yeah but you know brother it's it's it is as simple as just asking

00:58:12.380 them questions you know one of the best ways to actually i think the most effective way to get someone

00:58:19.580 who is not seeing things our way is just to ask questions it's not to tell right when you tell 0.88

00:58:27.260 tell tell there's resistance but when you ask questions and then if they answer stupidly and 0.57

00:58:32.860 you don't make fun of them you say okay i used to think that too but here's what i found out now you

00:58:37.820 have the ability to actually have rational conversations with people right now there's people over here

00:58:43.660 there's people over there that are that are never ever ever going to hear it those are not the people

00:58:48.380 we're talking about you know not at all yeah and so and we have to realize as as americans that

00:58:56.300 there's always going to be people on we're never going to have total unity bro like there's always

00:59:01.820 going to be a percentage of people that are driven by their need to be right and they they can't you know

00:59:09.900 for some reason people have a hard time i actually think this is um a very strong sign of intelligence

00:59:16.460 right like intelligent people don't they don't stick their feet in the sand and just stay there

00:59:24.460 they when they're brought new information or they're brought a new perspective they say things like you

00:59:30.380 know what i never really thought of it that way you know let me think about that what about this

00:59:36.140 right and and that's what intelligent people do they don't just and so a lot of these people they let

00:59:41.660 their egos anchor them so hard in their position in their identity that they can't be swayed any

00:59:49.180 which way no matter what and we run into these people all the time right like this might be an

00:59:53.020 employee this might be a friend this might be a family member but people who aren't able to process

01:00:02.380 questions and answer them honestly in good faith they're not worth the discussion because you're you're

01:00:08.460 just going to waste your time and energy and then at the end of it we all know how it ends you're a 0.99

01:00:13.020 fucking you're a bigot you know or you're a racist or you're and like dude by that time it's over 1.00

01:00:18.780 right there's no there's no coming back from it so it's kind of hilarious because they just show their 1.00

01:00:23.580 cards yes dumb dude yeah and dude when let me finish your dick tattoo on you real quick 1.00

01:00:31.260 yeah when people when when people start to argue like that and they start calling you names you won you 0.99

01:00:36.140 just ask another question so so i'm a bigot because i'm asking you questions brother you

01:00:40.460 know like it's all you know here here's the reality you know david here has it right down like uh you

01:00:46.460 know if you get everybody a can of screaming freedom it's gonna fix the whole world it's a

01:00:49.900 lot let's just fix the whole world hey alec do we appreciate you but i do have to ask you you're

01:00:55.820 a tattoo artist and you said you were in a left place what what is the craziest thing you've had to

01:01:00.620 tattoo on somebody dude honestly it's a cool story it's a broken shopping cart and it was this

01:01:08.140 girl who came in and her father was pushing her in a shopping cart when she was four years old

01:01:14.060 and he flipped the cart and broke her femur oh it's like a joke that they had together there's

01:01:21.100 this broken shopping cart with a pool of uh oil under it and i always i've done some crazy ass tattoos i 0.64

01:01:28.380 could go on about stories with but that specific story always stood out to me and the way that her

01:01:34.940 father reacted to it the way that she loves that tattoo it's just it's such a it was such a special

01:01:41.740 moment you know tattoos are yeah tattoos are a lot more than i think just the imagery it's a lot about

01:01:50.300 the story and what we're telling through the story you know so i i find that important and i did that

01:01:56.460 nine years ago man i've been tattooing 12 years and that tattoo sticks out to me like crazy that's

01:02:01.580 cool that's sick bro that's sick yeah well all right we appreciate you bro i'll put you back down 0.84

01:02:06.220 thank you guys for everything man god bless y'all thanks alex yeah that's that yeah spot 0.94

01:02:12.140 fucking on though man yeah i mean you talk about this like bro it is that wasn't alex that came 0.91

01:02:15.900 was that the same guy that came to the meetup no the tattoo artist from saint pete 0.99

01:02:20.460 was that wait hold on yes hold on oh fuck dude hold on bro yeah alex the man get back up here bro 1.00

01:02:28.860 you rode off on your bike like i thought you were gonna fucking turn that motherfucker into light 1.00

01:02:33.660 speed yeah that's right dude that was me man 120 the whole way over the skyway and all bro that's crazy 1.00

01:02:42.220 be safe i ripped it home dude a buck 20 all the way home i was riding high man and we had i probably

01:02:49.100 had 10 walk-ins that night and i got to talk to everybody about just the personal accountability

01:02:56.060 the extreme ownership and all the things that you know are spoken about here and so it's really cool

01:03:02.220 to have those conversations riding that high off of meeting y'all man it was really a pleasure a

01:03:08.540 blessing and yeah man i got my team form energy bro i owe you something what i tell you oh brother

01:03:15.900 you ain't gotta do none of that yeah so i told alec i i was gonna get him some drinks for the shop

01:03:21.740 but he couldn't take him because of his bike so uh one of you guys get with alec get his address yep

01:03:27.580 we're gonna hook him up yes sir hey man i'm gonna come up and tie all y'all up i got you all right

01:03:32.940 hey let's do it bro you think you put a grape can on me 0.98

01:03:35.500 he's gonna put a fucking fruit of a loom grape and he's like dude get the fucking 100 drinks 0.98

01:03:43.500 i'm like bro what am i gonna hold them on my shoulder listen it is florida bro yeah i've seen 0.99

01:03:49.660 florida people do do a lot worse you're an expert of balancing lots of 0.98

01:03:55.180 shit on a motorbike aren't you like whole families and shit totally we can do the cans for sure yeah 0.99

01:04:03.100 i was talking to z sean where it's like 10 people on the fucking boat that's right 1.00

01:04:07.580 that's right hey have you ever done a magic carpet tattoo 0.96

01:04:11.420 we gotta all get magic carpet tattoos i'm down i'll get a little magic carpet tattoo with z

01:04:21.260 sean holding an energy drink at 7-eleven

01:04:25.580 all right alan we appreciate you bro it was great talking to you man oh yeah god bless y'all man

01:04:30.060 thank you for everything likewise bro yeah that's fucking awesome yeah that's awesome but yeah 0.97

01:04:34.940 fuck these people yeah um both of these dudes yeah wood chipper yeah wood chipper straight away 0.95

01:04:41.580 guys jumping on this convo let's know what you guys got uh down in the commentary uh with that being 1.00

01:04:48.140 said final segment oh yeah yeah all right yeah i'm ready all right let's do it thumbs up or dumb 0.97

01:04:56.540 as fuck all right how's this work we bring our article up we talk about it uh we vote on it 0.98

01:05:02.060 give it two options one of two options we got to all vote from now on okay all of us in the room 0.99

01:05:07.180 okay all right how are we doing this thumbs up or thumbs down thumbs up okay all right all right well um 0.99

01:05:13.020 you like guns i i i do uh now how do you store your guns wherever the fuck they fit okay oh 0.99

01:05:21.900 is that right yeah okay let's uh i got this little derringer you know what i'm saying 0.99

01:05:27.500 is that right yeah okay well you'd be surprised you could do with that uh this inmate was accused 0.98

01:05:32.620 of smuggling a 22 caliber revolver in his butt see what i'm saying 0.99

01:05:39.740 damn andy uh all right yeah well let's uh let's check this out 1.00

01:05:47.180 well sources are telling me tonight that gun was stashed in this prisoner's buttocks and he managed to 1.00

01:05:53.100 get into this prisoner transport van undetected after he saw a judge and now two police officers

01:06:00.060 are in the hot seat and another prisoner is in the hospital tonight with that gunshot wound to the leg

01:06:06.060 now within the last 10 minutes the suspect lewis soto went before a judge for the second night in a row

01:06:13.100 pixel 11 cameras were the only ones inside of the courtroom you see him as he was brought in with his

01:06:19.500 hands behind his back under heavy security he was remanded into custody and he is now going to be

01:06:26.140 sent back to the westchester county jail tonight 24 hours after this harrowing incident unfolded the

01:06:33.020 shooting happened while the prisoners were being brought to the jail inside of a mount vernon police

01:06:38.460 transport van seven o'clock last night officials say that the person was shot by a fellow prisoner who'd

01:06:46.060 smuggled the gun into the vehicle on his body as cops heard the shot go off mid-ride they turned

01:06:52.620 around raced back here to police headquarters where five prisoners were offloaded and secured police

01:06:58.780 say lewis soto was the man who had the loaded 22 caliber revolver but how it got past multiple layers

01:07:05.660 of security is what's being investigated right now soto is a 32 year old bronx man who had been arrested

01:07:12.460 on wednesday initially for allegedly sexually assaulting a minor now he's facing multiple

01:07:17.580 charges related to the shooting as a result police are overhauling their security protocols

01:07:22.860 knowing full well how much more serious this could have been

01:07:27.740 all right we'll put them on the wood shepherd but uh i mean two points for the smuggling

01:07:33.020 hmm two points yeah a little six pooter 0.98

01:07:39.660 i mean how do you even think about that bro how did yeah i mean like how did he get it like

01:07:44.940 did somebody in the audience like hug him or something and i had it up there for a while just 0.98

01:07:49.260 sitting there for a minute yeah fuck no i mean usually how do you get something like that out of your 0.99

01:07:53.900 butt you just like shit it out you reach up in there no i don't i wouldn't know why are you asking 1.00

01:07:58.860 me like i would know these fuck i don't know you used to work in the jail i don't know bro i don't 1.00

01:08:03.580 know i i mean fuck maybe the chat knows chat how do you guys put this in there you pull it out 0.99

01:08:09.260 florida man did have the thermos last week okay i feel like you can get a thermos up there you can 1.00

01:08:13.740 fucking colon blow 0.99

01:08:18.460 oh man it's too bad it didn't go off inside of him yeah bro prison wallet is real that is real 1.00

01:08:22.860 bro bro fuck man no new meaning of low blow it was a blast for him look at this we got a bunch of 0.99

01:08:31.180 dads in here 1.00

01:08:34.220 tape blaster all right two thumbs in the butt what are we giving that's an og listener right 0.94

01:08:40.300 that is an og listener bro i got white lightning a few times i know i haven't heard that in a 0.98

01:08:44.700 fucking minute yeah yeah all right i'm just saying this is thumbs down okay so you're voting thumbs 0.98

01:08:51.420 down room guys down 22 in the butt down what do you think joe joe over there 0.99

01:09:00.860 yeah what about other joe

01:09:07.180 well i'm i'm i'm with that opinion really i'm with that opinion that's more than you guys could

01:09:11.260 fit in there huh yeah thank god yeah how do you know right fun fact

01:09:17.740 no we don't need no fun facts right now you sure yep okay all right i have one ready for you what 0.94

01:09:24.940 you want it yeah did you know the human anus can stretch up to nine inches nine inches wide yes

01:09:31.980 yes is that like a yes does that create a slot or is that like nine inches across it can stretch

01:09:37.260 nine nine inches so i think i saw that on the internet once

01:09:46.860 oh man yeah what's going on that's that yep we we are it's not from from from experience we are we

01:09:54.300 are raunchy yeah maybe it is getting raunchier of course dj would know he had to test it out 0.98

01:09:59.500 firsthand to see if it was real yeah bj did the rnd all right all right all right enough of the butt 0.92

01:10:06.620 stuff butt stuff's fun for a minute that's right that's it you gotta stop when it hurts yes safe word 0.67

01:10:15.580 dollar days

01:10:19.020 it's dollar days

01:10:20.140 all right guys hey look real talk we got dollar days today and tomorrow uh we appreciate you guys

01:10:29.660 we are going to be doing some king of dollar days rewards we're going to pick some people we're going

01:10:35.340 to do something special for them i talked to the team today so just keep that in mind and uh we are

01:10:40.620 going to have another cti for you on tomorrow okay so this is going to be a special week back to back

01:10:47.180 back to back butt to butt butt to nut buttocks the buttocks to buttocks 0.84

01:10:53.180 magic carpet to z sean you know what i'm saying i don't know anyway guys all right guys we love

01:11:01.420 you guys we appreciate you guys and uh we'll see you tomorrow don't be a hoe show the show 1.00

01:11:08.140 went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze 1.00

01:11:11.420 fuck a bowl fuck a stove counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bank road 1.00

01:11:18.140 can't fold just a no head shot case closed 1.00

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - October 21, 2025

954. Andy & DJ CTI： No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - October 21, 2025

954. Andy &#x26; DJ CTI： No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist &#x26; Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime

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954. Andy & DJ CTI： No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime