986. Andy & DJ CTI: Venezuelan President Arrested, Over 1,000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation & Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating
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1 hour and 33 minutes
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175.20009
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108
Summary
In this episode of The Realists, DJ and Andy discuss the recent events happening around the world and how they affect us and how we should deal with them. Also, the guys talk about how they feel about the current climate situation and how to deal with it.
Transcript
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
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to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
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reality guys, today we have Andy and DJ, who's the motherfucking internet, live, that's
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what we're going to do, I guess we can stop saying live now because it's always going to
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be live, you know, present, yeah, we're here, alright, if this is your first time to the
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we speculate, we have some laughs and then we talk about how we the people have to solve
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into it man, don't forget, share the show out, can't have no hoes, no hoes, no hoes, don't
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be a hoes, don't be a hoes, share the buzz, there we go, how about that, share the buzz,
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yeah, there you go, alright, yeah, what's going on doc, nothing there, yeah, beautiful
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day, it actually was a really nice day today dude, yeah, finally, I can't stand it, the
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back and forth, it fucks me up, I was just talking to Mikey about that in the gym dude,
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yeah, I was like bro, this, you don't notice how bad the great stuff is until you get like
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one day of sun, yeah, I just wanted to figure out what the fuck it wants to do, you know
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what I'm saying, like, it's been doing this our whole lives dude, just pick one, it's
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not going to change, yeah, I know, but I'm saying, but like, I'm just hoping, it's kind
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of like the government, well this is one of my hopes, like I hope that those like climate
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activists and shit are kind of right, like just bring the heat dog, I'm cool, I'm cool
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with it man, but it's shit, it's like an oven here in the summer, so I guess, I don't
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know, maybe, maybe just, you know, just let it be, just let it be, it's whatever man,
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yeah, it's fine, it's fine, we got the chats rolling, chats are alive and well, we have
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Twitter rolling, X rolling, YouTube is rolling, welcome, appreciate you guys hanging out with
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us, Jason, that's 100% not true, just so you know, what do you say, talk about it later,
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okay, all right, I missed it, all right, yeah man, have a hell of a show put together for
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everybody, yeah, but I think, you know, I was thinking about this, I felt that it's extremely
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important, that, you know, before we really get into these headlines, we have to, we have
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to prepare ourselves mentally, yeah, I think that's important, and so you guys listening
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at home right now, wherever you are, I felt that we should take 60 seconds, okay, for some
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liberal insanity, okay, before we get started, all right, you ready, yeah, brace yourselves,
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go, pause, go, pause, go, pause, go, pause, want come come, wait, come come come, wait,
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wait, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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what are the chances that dude banged like four of those nasty all of them the guru is here
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let's let's ascend to our spiritual selves we have to be naked two things the women go home
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and they're like honey what happened oh we had a spiritual experience i'm a i'm awoken yeah
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what do you think that tent smells like oh bro i was about to say two things
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first what the i can smell it smells like bo and patrilli mixed together bro patrilli that's that
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musk that's that shit yeah all the hippies use it man oh man i oh and my second thought was you know
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i guess andy you are right you can truly be successful if you try hard on anything i mean
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because i don't know what that is y'all called a scammer that motherfucking scammer
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there's no doubt about that how much you think that shit costs to go i looked up the tickets i
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have the ticket price what do you think 500 bucks 250 250 250 yeah
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what is going on dude well they they don't this is this is how desperate people are for some sort of
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purpose dude bro like imagine showing this video to someone from like the 1950s oh man you know i'm
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saying what is going on bro oh fuck dude here's my problem real talk though like you know attention
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to detail guys just get real fucking candles bro like you don't even got real candles led bullshit
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yeah you know i'm saying oh it's a business but truly ain't gonna work if we got led candles like
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everybody knows that everybody knows that yeah doodly dude dude it's
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i don't get it dude oh bro she's feeling good man i am wired just a completely i got a completely
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different fucking program than those guys did holy shit
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oh man what did we notice about this too there is no black people not one no not one
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bro we i'd be scared to walk no rhythm allowed i'd be scared
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oh man oh dude i'd be scared to walk in there i am an equal opportunity make fun of people or
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oh no that's what i just made that up yeah i love it dude yeah this is great this is great
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boiled hot dogs and no rhythm wet nickels that's what it smells like
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oh my god yeah man all right man and uh and some good news before we get you know because
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we got good news we got good news bro okay uh the flu's back the flu oh
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isn't that great yeah it was on a vision quest bro it was gone it was there with whoopty woo
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yeah man flu's back guys so you know be grateful and um we're good man it's gonna be a great day
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yeah it's gonna be a great day let's uh let's we're prepared now this is my least favorite week
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of the month of the year why is that because i gotta open up my instagram and i gotta see all
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the same people say the same fucking shit that i've seen them see say for the last fucking 10
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years on the internet bro this is my year we're in my year we're gonna fucking do it this time
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by wednesday they're gonna be fucking woohooing with billy bob you know maybe i'll try my new
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path yeah you know that was a little too serious for me so i you know went this other way
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i'll accept myself the worst ones you know what i'm just gonna try in 2027 you know what dude maybe
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you shouldn't accept yourself maybe you're a piece of shit you know i'm saying like you ever
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never occur like just accept it oh i got self-love why yeah right there's things about you that you
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probably shouldn't love anyway i get irritated dude yeah i get it because like dude i pour a lot
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of my life into trying to help people that quite honestly you know they don't want to actually
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change a lot of people do but there's a lot more people that want to pretend like they want to change
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you know they want it to fit they want to sound good they want to feel good about it i'm going to
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do this but then they never do it and it just irritates me yeah yeah it's almost like they want
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to see if if you're if you believe them this time yeah right right like yeah 2026 no nobody believes
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you until you do it man damn yeah whatever dude that's neither here nor there yeah i'm just yeah
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let's just move past it i'm gonna get annoyed let's start yelling you gotta save that for headline
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i'm aware i know i got it coming i know yeah man guys remember if you would like to see any of
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these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them linked there
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check down in the description below um for that as well so let's get into our first headline now
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setting the tone okay obviously we got to talk about the venezuela thing so uh before i you know for
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all of those out there i'll give you guys a couple of seconds to take your your ukraine flags down and
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take your your pro-palestine flags down and before you switch them up and i did some homework for
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everybody this is what the flag of venezuela looks like for all of them oh no we've already seen it
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we were i've already seen it within within six hours which was very interesting i don't know if
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you have this but within six hours of this man being extracted from venezuela we had protesters oh yeah
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on the streets of new york city with printed signs yeah now i've been in business for a long time
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and i've had to have a lot of shit printed okay a lot so much so that one of my best friends owns
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like one of the best print shops in the fucking world he trains everybody how to do this shit
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we send him all kinds of business and money and we've been working with him for i could not get
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signs printed that fast it would be fucking impossible which i thought was interesting because
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these guys must be have the hookup when it comes to the printing you know what i'm saying they go to
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those woohoo ceremonies yes they know it's coming yeah i just just i just found that interesting
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you know isn't that weird i just found it interesting you know we had the we had the
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scarves and we had the signs and you know um we went from uh which was interesting no kings
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yeah right okay all right hold on no kick this is this is real shit i did the math no kings
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to defending a fucking dictator right in 75 days man proof that you could transform your entire life
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fucking proof baby that's real man yeah you can go from you can go from one extreme to the other in 75
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days yeah completely change your life it's science yep unfortunately these people their lives still look the
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same but i wanted to put that up just in case you know and i also did a little extra homework okay
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for those that are unaware here's a map okay yeah showing you where where venezuela is okay let's zoom
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in on it right like right by colombia north of brazil right there you go okay i did the homework for
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you um but yeah maduro um kidnapped extradited i don't know what you want to call it um we're gonna get
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into it though uh because they're extracted it could be a lot of things a lot of things yeah
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there's a lot here dude there is a lot yeah dude you know the crazy thing is though like this picture
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here i feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on a boys weekend you
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know what i'm saying like trying to that's me you guys are dragging out
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this is right we're trying to have a good time what kind of shoes are you wearing there what is
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that dude i don't know man he's got the orange jordans on it was like some venezuela bro did you see
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they they so they kept switching them out right and what he was they put them in origin but did you
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see pete respond yeah i saw it it was awesome yeah what do you say he said he was giving thumbs up
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because it's that good yeah i saw that dude that was so funny a solid way to handle that uh it was
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fucking great but yeah they got him man um and that's his wife uh that's his wife there yeah um
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you who um yeah and then they got him out so uh he's out he already has been uh presented in court
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for his official uh plea entry um where of course he pleaded not guilty um and he claims that he's a
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prisoner of war and that he was quote-unquote kidnapped uh by u.s forces um as he pled not
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guilty so yeah he goes he goes he goes uh into court uh he appeared there um on narco terrorism
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charges um and uh you know he entered the courtroom he said happy new year in english to the audience
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before greeting his lawyers um and then he went on to say i am the president of the republic of
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venezuela i am here kidnapped i was captured at my home in caracas venezuela 63 year old fallen
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despot uh proclaimed in spanish before judge alvin hellerstein stopped him uh the judge shot bat
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uh quote let me interfere there will be a time and uh in a place to go into all of this um your
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counsel will be able to make motions at this time i just want to know one thing are you nicholas
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maduro moros the judge asked the ousted dictator replied i am nicholas maduro moros that was pretty
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good right um but yeah but to your point dude very quickly there's two bands here we got two camps
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okay it was interesting uh before you even start there it was interesting how you know i popped
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open my phone is we were texting what were we talking what was that like eight in the morning
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we were all texting about it fucking you know sunday morning right or was that saturday morning
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or sunday morning so uh whatever yeah the morning after yeah eight o'clock in the morning what the
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fuck's going on we're trying we're all talking about it i don't my phone fuck dude everybody figured
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it out i already know it was amazing bro listen it was crazy every single person knows that talks
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about what was going on knows exactly what's going on they are a venezuelan historologist dude it made
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me feel stupid bro you know the funny thing i actually think we should probably just pack it in
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because like they're knowing the shit within five minutes yeah why would you even do this
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yeah frso the freedom road socialist organization had signs ready to go um you know and they're rolling
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and there's two there's two camps here right there's you have american citizens who's funding them
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oh well i i could i could i have a very educated guess on that um but you have our you have american
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citizens here right in this country in the united states of america um and you have a few of them
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very very small amount of them um that are protesting in favor of maduro right yeah um and to your point
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everybody's a fucking expert on this field right they've been studying venezuela for it made me feel
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stupid yeah for sure right i must be way behind but the funny thing is dude when you actually talk
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to these people this is what they have to say check this clip what do you know about nicholas maduro
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um i don't know much bro but i'm here with central cso um and we fight against all this um
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with like the the with trump the trump administration um ice um police brutality so we're just here in
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support of all that right now what is what does maduro have to do with all that shit bro you know
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but we're here in support i mean it makes sense you know nicholas maduro is responsible for almost
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eight million people leaving venezuela like a quarter of their population over the last decade i mean
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he's he's contributed a lot right yeah yeah yeah but um you know we just here supporting you know
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what i mean yeah yeah go go nicholas maduro can we do that let's do it go no oh now you don't want
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to do it well i mean you know to be fairness he's he's new to socialism oh that's what it is you could
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tell you could tell because he's fat that's right that's right seasoned socialists are starving
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so he's new he hasn't figured it out yet he figured it out so you can't can't get on him too hard he
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ain't gonna like it yeah yeah he ain't gonna like it yeah he likes they didn't tell him that part
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they didn't tell them no two dollars what are we doing like what do you mean mandatory diets for
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everyone you know but the funny thing is though right you got you got american citizens here in
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this country that are protesting uh the arrest and capture of maduro right how fucking stupid are
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people bro yeah between the woo-woo and this it's like i had to i told you you had to prepare yourself
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you had to prepare yourself um but these are our people right like these americans are protesting
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they're mad they're upset right but then i'm conflicted because you go to venezuela
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right and you see the reports from the people in venezuela they're fucking celebrating it and
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they're happy and they made their own posters they didn't get that shit printed out right
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thank you president donald trump i mean yeah i mean here's a clip check this out i hope you have
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your coffee when i tell you this but these are great news all eyes on venezuela these are historical
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news this is history in the making i mean my chest it feels like it's gonna explode with joy
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because after i mean before i was even born there have been struggles my family has been fighting
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for so many years before before his before i was even here they have told me about it they told me
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about a time where democracy existed and now i can finally look forward to that and
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i mean look dude we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going
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on here that could be a small little group that they make look like a big group saying the same
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things yeah i did see a number of clips of people saying i've seen a lot of these yeah there's a lot
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of these dude and like and and to be fair i mean we're it's 7 21 p.m central time here um there's
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still reports that like you know maduro's people they're still fucking fucking people up like anybody
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that's in the streets right now they're shooting still going on and they're like i've seen bro i've
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seen some crazy clips like them in the big mraps and stuff just running over civilians that was
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going on before this before it's still going on right and it's like i mean there's a lot of
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interesting stuff happening and it's hard to get a good gauge right to your point it's hard to know
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well fuck what is the truth right and i imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle
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for sure right but these are the citizens that are you know you see both sides both camps it's
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funny though because this also happens with our politicians um pete buddhage uh pete up the butt
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just got it uh he just got lit up uh for blasting trump over venezuela but then a past statement that he
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made comes out right so he just posted this on twitter january 3rd saying quote it's an old and
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obvious pattern an unpopular president failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home
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decides to launch a war for regime change abroad the american people don't want to quote run a foreign
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country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one okay now and listen here pete pete up the butt
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i get it but you can't switch up like that because the internet doesn't delete itself
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you were also the same fucking person saying this right quote the illegitimate takeover of this
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venezuelan national assembly is further evidence that dictator maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate
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his grip on power i stand behind juan guiado and the venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim
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their democracy and defend their rights you gotta pick one buddy and i feel like that's the case with
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a lot of these people right like they're not mad that trump did this they're mad that it was trump
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that did this is the is the well i mean this is that i got every look that's tribalism right right
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you know if the um somebody else had a clip like this too it was uh schumer schumer did the same
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thing yeah they all do yeah bro biden had a fucking bounty on this dude's head yeah check this this
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from uh kgp you know it's been a while since we've talked to her check this one out quickly turn to
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venezuela where maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for democratic norms and
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proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration as president biden emphasized during his meeting with
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president-elect edmundo gonzalez urrutia on monday january 6 we believe that it is essential that
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the will of the venezuelan people is respected in coordination with our partners we've given maduro
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and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy but they haven't so today we are
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building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions we announced new sanctions
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on key maduro aligned officials as a part of our efforts to hold them accountable and we imposed
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more visa restrictions totaling nearly 2 000 individuals we also increased the reward amount
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to 25 million dollars for nicholas maduro and his so-called minister of interior as part of the
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department of state's narcotics rewards program quickly wasn't this the same maduro that the
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biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to the united states to here that's what
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i'm saying yeah isn't that weird wasn't venezuela like the main country that all the dominion voting
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systems were run out of i've heard that too let's not forget about that isn't that weird yeah isn't
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that weird weird there's a lot going on here dude there's a lot to unpack here yeah there's a lot
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to go back to the previous statement where uh buddha buddha says americans don't want to run another
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company country well that depends i mean if gas is fucking 50 cents a gallon over here nobody's gonna give
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shit all right let's run some more baby yeah here's what i'll appreciate here's what i will say about
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about the the statements that i heard from trump how much more do you have here yeah i mean keep
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going you're good but what i will say about trump is i like the fact that he just straight up said it
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yeah we're gonna fucking take the oil we're probably gonna sell some of it too and we're gonna send our
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companies in there and that's what we're gonna do and then people were bitching about that
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and we have venezuelans on the on the ground saying um because before it was you know china
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and russia yeah trying to align countries that are not even in this hemisphere correct and the guy
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the guy very simply says you know he's just a dude on the street apparently they got smarter people than
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we do um he goes he goes to and to those of you guys saying that the u.s wants our oil what the
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do you think russia and china wanted we are rapists we yeah we'd much rather have you guys have it than
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us or than them yeah right you know like and it's just it's just funny dude it's funny seeing all the
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different shit it's it's crazy now again i mean i know there's the funniest thing to me though is
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like how everybody has it figured out yeah like everybody's sitting in the room you know i'm saying
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there's things we know and then there's things we don't know for sure right for sure like this could
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all this could be so many different things yeah i do not have a i'm going to tell you right now i do
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not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on yeah okay this could be uh this could
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be a this could be the first step in trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off
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these people who allegedly are threats to our country that are you know russia and china
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strategically right it could be it could be um this has to do with 2020 election this could be
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it he was a installed role model player from the cia that they extracted this could be so much shit
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there's no way to know right now it could be an israel play there's no way to know there's no way
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to know and i know everybody thinks they know right but there's no way no there's no way well i
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know this here's one of the things that doesn't sit well with me right because there are there are a
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lot of arguments of like why this happened and it could be all of these things like to your point it
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could be all it could be you know certain things it could be all these things it could be none of
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those things and this it could yeah like it's like there's a lot right but one of the things that
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doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs
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That's an argument that's out there, both left and right.
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They're saying, oh, well, all the drugs that are flowing.
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Yeah, because if that was the case, we'd be bombing the shit out of Mexico.
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We'd be bombing the shit out of China, which none of those things have happened,
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So I don't believe that this really has much to do with drugs at all.
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It's statistically not true by the percentage of drugs that actually come from Venezuela versus other places.
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Now, could that go into the decision-making process?
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I'm sure that was a point in the pro-con, pro-side, right?
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But to me, that obviously feels like what can we sell the public on.
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But then again, I'm big on what are the actual people that are there saying,
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and from what I've seen, there's a large majority of people that are happy that this happened.
00:26:39.260
He stole the fucking election, installed himself as president, and just said, deal with it.
00:26:47.180
There was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all internet traffic is bot-based traffic.
00:26:58.660
Now, this is why it's important to take a breath, and when you get outraged, and you get pissed off,
00:27:06.340
and you form an opinion in one second, you have to realize that if there's that many bots on the internet,
00:27:14.000
and then you combine AI, and then you combine algorithms on top of that,
00:27:18.620
we are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way.
00:27:25.800
So there's certain people they want to make mad, and there's certain people they want with it.
00:27:32.820
So it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is.
00:27:38.380
It is no longer we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school.
00:27:45.140
It is a full-blown propaganda culture-bending mechanism that is used in force collectively
00:27:53.780
by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe things.
00:27:58.780
So it's very, very important that people understand that.
00:28:10.020
The traffic on the post, are those bots or are those real people?
00:28:16.500
Imagine somebody behind the curtain, dude, who says,
00:28:20.760
oh, okay, here's what we want people to believe.
00:28:25.840
So we're going to put out a video, or we're going to take someone else's video saying that,
00:28:30.680
and we're going to turn the likes up or the views up to 50 million.
00:28:34.120
And we're going to turn the comments up in support or against.
00:28:40.340
And that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on.
00:28:45.080
We literally spend hours and hours and hours a day inside of a propaganda machine.
00:28:51.760
It used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television,
00:28:55.120
and they would flat out just tell you whatever it was, whether it be, you know, whatever.
00:29:05.220
And for a long time, I believed that, you know, I would say things like this.
00:29:10.460
Man, when I was growing up, the news was just the news, you know, but it wasn't.
00:29:14.520
It was just people telling you the shit that they wanted to tell you.
00:29:18.860
And so now we have this system that is an ecosystem that most people live inside,
00:29:25.440
at least a significant portion of to get their information that is manipulated to get people
00:29:33.260
So, you know, when you look at the video here, right, and we're looking at this picture
00:29:37.960
where Venezuelans are celebrating President Trump, what is there, 50 people in that picture?
00:29:46.300
We have to take these things into consideration before jumping to conclusions about what's
00:29:58.460
It's weird to me watching the internet react to that so quickly, not learning any such confidence,
00:30:04.760
not learning anything from like the last six things that have happened.
00:30:08.540
Well, bro, I mean, to that point, man, like it truly is like you are going to see more of
00:30:14.020
what not you want to see, what they want you to see.
00:30:17.360
And like, I think a big eye opener for me personally was like going back to George Floyd.
00:30:23.540
And during that time, how much divisive shit was being pushed out.
00:30:28.280
And then we saw they pushed that again, probably about a year ago with the white versus black
00:30:35.620
And I'm not saying that things were not actually happening.
00:30:41.340
Like you could just tell that it was not genuine.
00:30:44.300
Like, like, why am I just, it's, it's all I'm saying.
00:30:59.460
And I was getting texts from people that didn't live here and they're like, fuck, bro, you
00:31:17.320
Like anybody listening, watching like the next, next piece of content.
00:31:23.140
What's the point of me watching this right now?
00:31:27.400
Like what, what are they trying to achieve with this?
00:31:29.360
If there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve, what would it be?
00:31:45.400
Like a lot of these people have made, they, they were no, they didn't have a business.
00:31:55.480
And now all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because
00:32:00.980
And that's no different than the mainstream media.
00:32:03.100
The mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in.
00:32:06.380
And so you have to like really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying
00:32:22.040
Earlier in the chat, a guy named Full Send Aviator was saying, I was born in Venezuela and
00:32:28.340
This is going to be the most historic economic boom for United States and Venezuela.
00:32:39.060
You know, when oil prices go down, everything follows.
00:32:42.460
So, yeah, I mean, because goods get cheaper to ship.
00:32:48.620
If I was a Venezuelan person, though, I'd be fucking like super pissed.
00:32:52.280
Not about this, but about like you have more oil than Saudi Arabia.
00:33:03.740
I was getting like reading his statements in court.
00:33:07.680
Bro, I was getting like Nicholas Chescu vibes, bro.
00:33:11.460
Like, motherfucker, you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting, touting and thinking
00:33:17.580
Matoan there at the end there says, I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come.
00:33:21.800
Well, the economic boom comes from me all the time because I work my fucking dick off.
00:33:36.160
Another good point from a guy called LMM on YouTube chat says, it's crazy we can go over
00:33:41.340
to another country and arrest a dictator in just hours, but we can't put one politician
00:33:49.260
I had to say, look, dude, I'm going to be real.
00:33:51.960
I thought, you know, I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that
00:33:56.740
from us, especially after what Biden had done in our collective to our collective American
00:34:04.500
brand internationally, weakening it, making it look silly, you know, having generals dress
00:34:11.240
up as fucking women and dogs and all this weird shit.
00:34:15.180
I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that.
00:34:22.460
Let's see some of these tactical snatchings of, you know, Fauci and the corrupt politicians
00:34:28.960
and the people who did COVID and the people who, you know, have been doing all of these
00:34:33.440
crimes and stole the, let's see those snatchings.
00:34:37.580
Like, I'm just saying, let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that are here in
00:34:47.580
Joani is saying the exact same thing in Super Chat.
00:34:52.640
We got a lot of problems we got to handle here, bro.
00:34:59.920
I thought it was a great show of force, but, like, but those dudes, if we don't fix our
00:35:05.260
shit, a lot of those dudes that were in that action, they're going to be, like, homeless
00:35:17.840
What if this is the first step to, now I'm playing devil's advocate, obviously, but what
00:35:23.200
if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got fucked with in the first
00:35:27.720
place, along with some strategic reasons, and you're checking off multiple boxes at
00:35:34.800
Like, you don't think they only went there from Duro?
00:35:38.400
But we can't just say it's for this or that or this.
00:35:57.020
James, there could have been multiple Maturo body doubles to hide where he really lives
00:36:12.020
And if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of
00:36:16.080
his motherfucking bed, we sure as fuck have the ability to pull the migrants and the
00:36:20.500
criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been fucking America over
00:36:24.680
for the last fucking however many years out of their beds, too.
00:36:44.920
We're going to spend a little bit more time with you guys before we head to our next.
00:36:48.980
And that's not saying that this wasn't an important move or was.
00:36:55.260
One of my biggest problems with what happened in the Middle East was they didn't take the
00:37:00.860
They went over there and pretended it was about this or that or this, and they didn't really
00:37:04.600
do what they were, you know, like, fuck, dude, if we're going to send all these
00:37:07.560
people over there, let's at least get some shit out of it.
00:37:12.020
You know, it's funny you say that because Tucker said something like that today about
00:37:19.580
how it seems like this is very, this is very similar to what happened in World War II.
00:37:28.520
People don't really know what happened in World War II.
00:37:32.380
History was told that Germany invaded Austria against their will.
00:37:38.400
Well, no, Austria voted to a 99% one to join Germany.
00:37:44.580
They had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military went into Austria and Austria's military
00:37:51.240
went into Germany and they fucking threw a party.
00:37:54.760
But it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took, dude, that's not what happened.
00:38:22.780
He went, he said, oh, we need this for strategy.
00:38:26.140
So there's a lot of parallels between what happened.
00:38:30.040
And ultimately we, we all know this, that the winners write the history books.
00:38:39.900
So I mean, yeah, but I mean like, dude, they don't know what the fucking Nazi is.
00:38:51.760
If we're going to go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters, conquer that shit.
00:38:59.540
It sounds like they're willing, uh, they're willing partners in economic trade and business.
00:39:04.380
But the problem is, bro, like here's the other issue.
00:39:07.720
And by the way, if they're going to be partners with somebody,
00:39:10.200
why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil when our biggest oil reserve is literally like right there?
00:39:18.020
I don't, I don't believe, and this has nothing against this current administration.
00:39:21.220
This is just the United States federal government in general.
00:39:32.620
Whether that's been Libya, right, with what Obama did and fucking Clinton, or like it doesn't matter.
00:39:39.860
So my point is like, if we're going to fucking get in there, it needs to be ours.
00:39:43.600
Like, well, because you can't just get in there, fuck some shit up and then just leave.
00:39:47.520
But look, dude, as fucked up as we may think other countries are, they have structure in those countries.
00:39:56.180
And what happened in Iraq when they moved, uh, Saddam out was chaos.
00:40:23.940
Because over there, they got people to support Maduro and they got people that don't.
00:40:32.780
Oh, we got to send our people there to occupy and peace keep.
00:40:41.660
And that play has been run over and over and over again.
00:40:44.600
So it's very hard to tell at this point in time.
00:40:48.780
Like you just said, when the show started, there was a, there's gunfighting going on there
00:40:54.000
So if that goes on for another two weeks, what do you think is going to happen?
00:40:58.820
They're going to send our people down there to stabilize.
00:41:02.820
So there's a lot to this and we kind of have to let it play out to see if it's the same
00:41:09.620
thing or if it's something different, but it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single
00:41:15.340
person on the internet already knows what the fuck's going on.
00:41:19.160
All I know is I know there's one person in the world right now that's fucking super happy.
00:41:27.160
Bro, I believe he masturbates to every new DOD contract report that comes out.
00:41:32.600
I think, I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed.
00:41:38.740
I would ship him right to the fucking front lines.
00:41:41.740
If I was Trump, dude, I'd say, bro, you're such a fucking warmonger.
00:41:50.540
If you said, Lindsey Graham, go to the front line, he'd shit his fucking pants.
00:41:57.500
Dude, he over here fucking clapping like a seal.
00:42:01.240
Dude, when you think of disgusting, greasy politicians, he's the disgusting, greasy politician
00:42:10.880
But here, I would also like to see all these motherfuckers, you know, clapping and cheering
00:42:16.260
I need to see their fucking stock investments a week before this.
00:42:24.800
Guys, jumping on this conversation, let's go down in the comments what you guys think.
00:42:28.920
But that being said, let's keep the crews cruising.
00:42:35.080
Got to check back in up on Minnesota real quick.
00:42:44.620
He says, you have to look at it as China is Hitler.
00:42:48.080
China has been acquiring governments and resources globally.
00:42:52.540
The purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the UN is useless.
00:43:02.400
I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening.
00:43:09.760
He's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become.
00:43:14.740
And that could be the reason why he is working to secure oil reserves on this side of the
00:43:20.420
hemisphere and also strategic strongholds like Greenland.
00:43:38.060
And then he says, strap Lindsay to a rocket of 500 pound.
00:43:41.900
We have to fucking send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss
00:43:50.680
Anybody who, listen, we would have zero wars if the people who decided to go to war had
00:44:02.540
If you don't have to go over there and your kids don't have to go.
00:44:08.080
Bro, I love when he dresses up in his National Guard uniform.
00:44:27.840
Cash put out the statement that, oh, we have been up there.
00:44:33.180
But with all the talk and everything that's been going on now, there's been over 1,000
00:44:38.140
arrested in just a short week and a half in a massive Minnesota operation, including
00:44:51.120
1,000 sounds like a big number until you equate it to how many people have come over here.
00:44:56.160
You know, like when you say, oh, 1,000, people are like, damn, you're doing work.
00:45:06.000
But zooming in on Minnesota specifically, federal authorities have arrested more than 1,000 in
00:45:12.200
Minnesota, including alleged rapists, murderers, pedophiles, gang members, after sending a
00:45:17.140
surge of agents to the state in its massive response to the reputant fraud still being
00:45:22.260
uncovered that, again, I thought y'all were already on top of.
00:45:26.020
Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told Fox News Digital that the agency
00:45:31.800
quote unquote surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week.
00:45:36.080
It quote has already made more than 1,000 arrests of murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang
00:45:41.180
DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named Liban Island
00:45:47.900
Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery in Columbus, Ohio.
00:45:53.380
Osman was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of removal since
00:46:03.020
Another dude, then elect Kiyomini, a 59-year-old criminal illegal alien from Laos, arrested in
00:46:14.600
Is that like a crockpot cook-off you guys have?
00:46:42.700
I would like an invite to the Crockdown, though.
00:47:03.280
So basically, final remover doesn't mean anything.
00:47:23.080
Bro, this is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for fucking 20 years.
00:47:43.280
And he steals the fucking Social Security checks.
00:47:56.980
Now, again, a lot of this fraud has been uncovered, quote unquote.
00:48:26.980
Tim Walls ends re-election campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists
00:48:36.660
Oh, you mean people who, like, found out the truth.
00:48:42.700
It's fucking Trump's fault that you are literally enabling one of the, to our knowledge at
00:48:50.400
this point in time, one of the biggest fraud scandals that's been going on.
00:48:55.280
Saying how, he touted how great their daycare system was in Minnesota, bro.
00:49:04.960
Think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you, how shitty your ideas are.
00:49:10.380
My ideas are so shitty, I gotta give away literally billions of dollars.
00:49:17.040
Like, I'm talking grade A. I'm talking super short.
00:49:23.740
I think he needs to have his hard drive checked, too.
00:49:35.660
Remember his over-the-top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail?
00:50:35.840
And then we got everybody on the internet blackpill.
00:50:39.860
You just had one kid with a fucking cell phone and half of a fucking brain who was willing
00:50:45.580
to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some shit on blast.
00:50:50.180
And everybody else was like, what are we going to do?
00:51:01.080
Yeah, but, you know, Tim's good on, like, he has a certain swag, one with a ledge.
00:51:21.260
I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state.
00:51:26.380
And I'm proud of the way that we are optimists for the future.
00:51:39.700
I'll give you an update on America's best paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it.
00:51:45.240
And at that time, I'll take all your questions.
00:52:09.260
Now, a lot of Somalis have signed up for this, but I'm sure it's fine.
00:52:22.740
Now, just a couple hours ago, the White House issued this statement saying, quote,
00:52:28.640
the Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple active, ongoing, and extensive
00:52:34.360
investigations into the fraudulent activity that has occurred in various Minnesota programs.
00:52:39.240
The Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door-to-door investigations
00:52:43.180
of suspected fraud sites in Minnesota with hundreds of Homeland Security investigations
00:52:56.000
Yank them motherfuckers out like you did Maduro.
00:53:00.800
Send them back to wherever the fuck they came from so they can go fuck goats.
00:53:09.220
Bro, there's a lot of memes happening right now.
00:53:22.400
That's what makes me feel a little weird about it.
00:53:24.900
But then again, if that were me, no matter how fucking scared I might be, I would still
00:53:38.740
Man, you know, for somebody that got kidnapped at three in the fucking morning, he sure doesn't
00:53:55.100
Yeah, me when my manager asked what I've been doing all day.
00:54:10.980
Colton says, Tim Wall seems the type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose.
00:54:22.500
I've been dropping this soap in here all damn day.
00:54:36.900
It was like, Elon Musk has more kids than these daycares got.
00:54:48.580
Yeah, they probably gave Maduro a cell phone hotel room in 5K.
00:55:00.000
And just see if we can fuck up, disrupt the player?
00:55:05.700
It says he's 6'3", but he was like way bigger than all the other guys.
00:55:08.780
Well, statistically, that's not normal for that demographic.
00:55:16.160
Most like Central American Hispanic type people are pretty short.
00:55:38.780
More semen in them than the USS Aircraft Carrier.
00:55:56.300
I think the other one will sell better because it's like.
00:56:18.500
I bet if you did mix that shit, that would be pretty good.
00:56:22.580
When I was at Will Grumpke's wedding, I was doing alcohol with the.
00:56:34.500
You don't know if you want to work out or start or punch somebody.
00:57:01.180
This is the one I've been going to every morning.
00:57:05.600
I never got Hawaiian Punch when I was a kid, bro.
00:57:11.360
Like, if you got fucking Hawaiian Punch, bro, when I was a kid, it was like, it was a big
00:57:18.100
So, like, you know, like, it, uh, and then what was the ones that came in the pouches?
00:57:27.980
If someone had a Capri Sun, bro, I thought about stealing it at lunchtime.
00:57:35.700
Like, we didn't, it was an off-brand fucking, we didn't even have that shit, bro.
00:57:40.920
We had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top, you know what I'm talking
00:58:11.260
Hey, somebody throw us some fucking Super Chat money so we can give Z-Shot some fucking
00:58:30.080
I've seen some people tagging me in the stores.
00:58:40.840
That being said, we have to get to our third and final headline.
00:59:50.940
Because this headline reads, trans gym goer caught masturbating in women's bathroom at California
01:00:02.160
Let's allow men who are mentally disturbed in women's spaces.
01:00:22.780
There's no way perverts would dress up as women to go in a women's locker room and see them
01:00:38.180
Now, that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something
01:00:43.880
that's completely absurd seem like it's a decent idea for people.
01:00:49.640
Most women, and I'm talking like 99.9% of women, do not want transvestites in their fucking
01:00:59.020
They don't want dicks in the fucking restroom, okay?
01:01:03.200
But because social media created the narrative that that was a popular thing, and then they
01:01:10.820
bullied people who were against it, people stayed silent.
01:01:22.240
Now, the crazy thing is apparently this actually happened in May, last May.
01:01:33.420
And I'm sure it's not happening anymore in California anywhere.
01:01:37.620
How many times this happened doesn't make the news?
01:01:49.780
And then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled.
01:01:58.460
I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with fucking balls and a dick to be around naked
01:02:28.260
If you look at the trajectory of the shadow, right?
01:02:37.780
You couldn't tell from his fucking white legs, motherfucker.
01:02:47.220
We could tell it's white because he's not in fucking jail.
01:03:24.640
Please tell me the person videoing says something.
01:03:30.300
Even though this was back in May of 25, the woman recording this called a boyfriend in,
01:03:57.680
Doesn't matter if you're allowed to be in here.
01:03:59.260
You're not allowed to fucking jerk off in here, bro.
01:04:38.320
The only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of shit is by physical repercussions.
01:04:43.840
This is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done.
01:04:50.320
This is why life before the internet and cameras were amazing.
01:04:57.600
There was this dude riding a motorcycle, and this lady came out in the middle of the fucking
01:05:02.400
street and was telling him, you can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street.
01:05:07.800
And she's like, I'm putting you on the internet.
01:05:13.200
And she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore.
01:05:21.980
It only worked when people didn't really understand how these people were, right?
01:05:30.420
Now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone.
01:05:38.180
In fact, I like the videos that I see where people do that shit and then motherfuckers just
01:05:51.280
And then I'm going to take all your fucking fucked up pictures.
01:05:55.640
So be careful before you fucking flash that bitch in my face.
01:06:08.380
They did reach out to that Planet Fitness for comment.
01:06:19.880
It should have happened years ago, but it should happen right now.
01:06:22.900
But again, any company that allows any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should
01:06:37.240
And whether it's them or whoever else, it doesn't matter.
01:06:41.800
Now, I was about to ask you that because I do like from a culture standpoint where we
01:06:48.760
We've already detailed like why these companies, people would see these come like, man, why
01:06:54.640
This is another thing that happened in Weimar Republic in Germany.
01:06:58.340
They started Berlin was the capital of like debauchery and cultural degradation.
01:07:04.460
They had, they had, they were the first trans situations going on.
01:07:14.020
It was like the, it was like the worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind.
01:07:23.100
And what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and
01:07:28.260
fucking hanging them and beating the shit out of them.
01:07:31.400
And that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated was to protect them from being
01:07:38.960
So, you know, there's a lot of fucking parallels here that are happening, but I'll be real,
01:07:46.760
If you do, if there's a dude in a women's bathroom beating his fucking meat, he deserves every
01:07:54.640
I don't, I don't care what happens in any bathroom.
01:08:04.300
They, they, there needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated, bro.
01:08:08.480
There was a time in this country not too long ago where when like, I mean, think about
01:08:16.440
And you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders.
01:08:20.940
People who have killed people, people who have done all sorts of bad things.
01:08:25.780
The minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or
01:08:32.740
And if you come out of your cell, you usually end up getting killed.
01:08:36.340
And that's fucking criminals, but out here in the real world, we give them rights and
01:08:45.340
These people need to be fucking dealt with so that it stops happening.
01:08:50.940
This is about fucking whack job, fucking pervert fucks like this.
01:08:56.620
No, no, there's no place for it in our society, dude.
01:09:05.700
From the very beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language that is
01:09:21.360
People know that when they get punched in the fucking face, that they shouldn't do those
01:09:27.040
And when you get punched in the face a couple times, back when I grew up, fist fights were
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If you said the wrong thing, if you did the wrong thing, if you did something that wasn't
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And it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like, okay, I can do this and I
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And we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions for actions like
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this, which makes people feel like they can get away with them.
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And I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street beating the shit out of everybody
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But I'm saying this, when people could solve differences with simple violence, fists, there
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And there's no mistake why they removed that from culture.
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They didn't remove it because it was dangerous.
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They removed it because that allowed for these kind of things to move into culture.
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And you can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening.
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Bro, if this had happened 15 years ago, you wouldn't even heard about it on the news.
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It would have just been like, the dude got his ass beat.
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Or he got his, you know, like there was a guy in Florida, bro, who was, he was cutting
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Like, listen, it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it.
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A Chinese dude comes up and does some fucking roundhouse shit in your face and flicks a booger
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on you and you punch him in the fucking face and knock him the fuck out.
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You know, and we have all this society full of capable men now who are, I think we have
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a more capable, it's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence
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than we've ever had with less actual violence when it's appropriate.
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Like, dude, people didn't, people didn't have black belts in jujitsu when I was growing
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Nowadays, you got motherfuckers walking around with cauliflower here everywhere you go.
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What good is cauliflower here if you can't fucking take care of business once in a while?
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And dude, I, I, I, you know, it's, it's, it's required.
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Fisticuffs violence is required for order in society.
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If you're not going to have fisticuffs and you don't want fisticuffs, then you have to
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punish people like this publicly, physically, harshly to set the tone.
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So you can either have fistfights or you can have public executions.
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Yeah, but, you know, no, man, let's check in with the chat, man.
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Like, I don't think, hey, let's focus on this right here.
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You want that, like, sticky syrup coming off a dude's butthole and, like, creating syrup
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That's a clip from HBO from, like, 30 years ago.
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They did a, they did, they had this show called Oz, which was about prisons, and they interviewed
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this dude who was in prison, and he's like, everybody in here gets their ass ate.
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He's talking about how in jail, they eat each other's asses.
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And he's saying you either do it with syrup or you do it with jelly.
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You know about the booty warrior, though, right?
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So, you know, there's another docu-series called Locked Up, right?
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Yeah, like, the ultimate warrior strings and shit.
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Bro, they interviewed this dude, and he's like, you know, because he's like, yeah, I'm a homosexual.
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He's like, well, I mean, I see somebody come in new, and I tell them very simply, I like
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Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
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And the producer, bro, you should have seen the interview, the producer who was, like, asking
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He's like, yeah, like, we were kind of concerned for our own safety, bro.
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Well, even that guy's got more fucking, I guarantee you, he's got more moral structure
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First of all, right, if he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly.
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With jelly or without jelly, some people use syrup.
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I will, you know, cum automatically if he's sucking my ass for about 10 minutes or longer, right?
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When Lockup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleece Johnson.
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A long-time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.
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So you got a bunch of men locked up in one place.
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They're going to have each of somebody that's going to have to give off some booty.
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The most memorable story that Fleece told us was about the place and importance that
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He said having booty is more important than drinking wine.
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I say send this dude to go talk to Fleece Johnson.
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Guys, it's time for our final segment of the show.
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As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuckers.
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However, it is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart.
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So I'd appreciate some seriousness on this topic.
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They need your entrepreneurial take on this, man.
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They're coming out with some new frosted sodas.
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They have retro cups and some new bags and kind of rebranding the stuff a little bit.
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It's like a root beer float, basically, but like with whatever soda you want it.
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It's a whole new unveiling of a new brand of drinks.
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I didn't know they were based in Atlanta, but that makes so much sense now.
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I mean, there's a lot of homo sapiens I've heard in Atlanta.
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These new drinks, man, they're starting off with three flavors.
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So, you can get Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, and Sprite.
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And then you can also include things like Fanta Powerade, Hi-C, Bart's Root Beer.
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These are the new cup logos that are coming out, new bag logos.
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Yeah, I want the staff to also get in the retro vibe, too, though.
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I'm not one of those people that just says shit.
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Everybody else is, you know, they're like, why don't you say this?
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People are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades.
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So, like, apparently, like, 3,000 customers will have, will get a gold cup.
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I want AB to go back to, like, the shorty bottles.
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They're, like, not a red stripe, but they're not a long neck.
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And I think Bud Light should go back to, like, the original branding.
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Look, look, look up, like, a 19, uh, mid-90s, uh, beer bottle.
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Like a natural light bottle in the, in the 90s.
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Dude, what if this is, like, the Bernstein Bears thing, and what you're saying never existed?
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Well, dude, when you got, back then, when you got long necks, it was a big deal.
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Like, because it was, like, I don't know why it was marketing.
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But, like, if you had long necks and not short necks, you were, like, you were, like, you were a fucking baller, bro.
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So, the one all the way up there on the left, I used to buy those at the gas station with a fake ID for $509.
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At that gas station by your house on Butler Hill.
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I'm a, I'm a, like you said, I mean, you make more money, you start, I like Stella's now.
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I still like, if I'm going to drink outside, like in the summertime, I drink Bud Light.
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I mean, who, who doesn't like a good root beer float?
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It's just like, who has the time to like actually go order one and get one and make, like, yeah.
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Well, you always talk to, like, I mean, things are like, like, they're cyclical, right?
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They're, they come, they come, they come and go.
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That was pretty much like the most worthless show ever.
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Dude, I got a funny story about fucking, about Heineken.
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So, I went to, I backpacked through Europe a long time ago with a buddy of mine.
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And we went to the Heineken brewery tour at like 10 o'clock in the morning.
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And the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam is like, the inside is like, you're like, there's no
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Like you can't see your fucking hand in front of your face.
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So, it's all you can drink on the Heineken brewery tour.
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And after, you know, a few morning beers, you forget what time of day it is.
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So, we probably drank, I don't know, fucking 10 beers each through the tour.
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We, like, start smelling all these, like, breads and, like, bakeries.
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So, we're like, all right, well, we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill.
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And, you know, they come out and they're like, well, if you're going to sit here, you got to order something.
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And, dude, they got, like, you know, dude, just like you see in, like, you would see on Instagram, the perfect bakery.
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Dude, breads and fucking croissants and cookies and brownies and, like, all the, like, perfectly laid out.
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Like, and I'm, like, thinking, I'm, like, dude, I'm so hungry.
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So, I'm, like, I want some of those, some of those, some of those.
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And I got, like, 10 different kinds of cookies.
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So, I went out on the, I went out on the patio and I ate all the cookies.
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And I start getting fucked, like, I'm getting way more fucked up.
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And I'm, like, I told my buddy Gavin, I'm, like, I don't fucking feel good, bro.
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So, I, and by the way, I had very little experience with marijuana at the time.
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And I, I wake up and I'm, like, laying on the sidewalk with my backpack on.
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And there's, like, my buddy and, like, three people I didn't recognize.
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And I wake up and I'm, like, what are you guys doing?
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And they're, like, what day do you think it is?
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So, dude, I fucking passed out for a full 24 hours on the fucking street of Amsterdam.
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And they, like, there's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street.
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And, like, and my buddy had made all these new friends.
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And so, they, like, they, like, I guess they partied while I fucking took a nap for 24 hours.
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But think about, I mean, you know what I think about, too, though?
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Like, think of how much crazier, like, the times were that you could do that and not get fucked with.
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No, no, I'm talking about, like, you didn't get robbed or fuck, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, I doubt you could do that now in Germany right now.
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I've not been there in a while, but I know this.
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Like, I had no idea where I fucking was or when I woke up, dude.
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Benji in chat says, that's the day Andy donated a kidney.
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And the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam is that, so Amsterdam is
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If you've never been to a red light district, it's very weird.
01:31:38.080
Because, like, you're literally walking down the street and there's, like, these women
01:31:42.180
in the window and the red lights are on and they're, like, you know, dancing around
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or, like, trying to get you to come over and shit.
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And I was wearing an orange shirt and the World Cup was going on and they had won their
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You know, there's a red light district in Iraq.
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Hey, brother, I hope your son feels better, man.
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All the nurses are like, who the fuck are you guys listening to?
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Don't be one of these people that says the same shit every year about what the fuck you're
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Let the results speak for itself and make the world a better place.