REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 986. Andy & DJ CTI： Venezuelan President Arrested, Over 1,000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation & Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye

00:00:20.500 to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking

00:00:24.340 reality guys, today we have Andy and DJ, who's the motherfucking internet, live, that's

00:00:33.000 what we're going to do, I guess we can stop saying live now because it's always going to

00:00:36.000 be live, you know, present, yeah, we're here, alright, if this is your first time to the

00:00:44.140 show, this is CTI, this is where we put topics on the screen, we talk about what's going on,

00:00:48.420 we speculate, we have some laughs and then we talk about how we the people have to solve

00:00:52.760 these problems going on in the world, we have other shows as well throughout the week,

00:00:56.860 we have Q&AF, that is available every Monday, it's where you submit questions and we answer

00:01:02.620 them, the YouTube video of those is over on Andy Purcell and Motivation, it's a brand new

00:01:08.980 channel, make sure you go over there and click and subscribe and yeah, we'll just get right

00:01:14.260 into it man, don't forget, share the show out, can't have no hoes, no hoes, no hoes, don't 1.00

00:01:22.700 be a hoes, don't be a hoes, share the buzz, there we go, how about that, share the buzz, 1.00

00:01:27.800 yeah, there you go, alright, yeah, what's going on doc, nothing there, yeah, beautiful

00:01:31.500 day, it actually was a really nice day today dude, yeah, finally, I can't stand it, the

00:01:36.620 back and forth, it fucks me up, I was just talking to Mikey about that in the gym dude,

00:01:40.040 yeah, I was like bro, this, you don't notice how bad the great stuff is until you get like

00:01:45.280 one day of sun, yeah, I just wanted to figure out what the fuck it wants to do, you know

00:01:50.220 what I'm saying, like, it's been doing this our whole lives dude, just pick one, it's

00:01:53.220 not going to change, yeah, I know, but I'm saying, but like, I'm just hoping, it's kind

00:01:55.840 of like the government, well this is one of my hopes, like I hope that those like climate

00:01:59.280 activists and shit are kind of right, like just bring the heat dog, I'm cool, I'm cool

00:02:03.920 with it man, but it's shit, it's like an oven here in the summer, so I guess, I don't

00:02:08.220 know, maybe, maybe just, you know, just let it be, just let it be, it's whatever man,

00:02:11.820 yeah, it's fine, it's fine, we got the chats rolling, chats are alive and well, we have

00:02:17.360 Twitter rolling, X rolling, YouTube is rolling, welcome, appreciate you guys hanging out with

00:02:25.300 us, Jason, that's 100% not true, just so you know, what do you say, talk about it later,

00:02:31.160 okay, all right, I missed it, all right, yeah man, have a hell of a show put together for

00:02:37.680 everybody, yeah, but I think, you know, I was thinking about this, I felt that it's extremely

00:02:42.500 important, that, you know, before we really get into these headlines, we have to, we have

00:02:48.760 to prepare ourselves mentally, yeah, I think that's important, and so you guys listening

00:02:54.220 at home right now, wherever you are, I felt that we should take 60 seconds, okay, for some

00:03:01.200 liberal insanity, okay, before we get started, all right, you ready, yeah, brace yourselves,

00:03:12.500 go, pause, go, pause, go, pause, go, pause, want come come, wait, come come come, wait,

00:03:27.840 wait, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

00:03:31.940 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:03:32.860 NO GO P Itu 캐 practitioner anymore in Naruto.

00:03:35.180 N signaling leuk 1958

00:03:36.320 ôm has told me that you're shining taifiая.

00:03:39.560 oniita hpw

00:03:40.320 Steven efficacy

00:03:40.920 lost

00:03:41.160 census

00:03:41.320 lost

00:03:42.200 what are the chances that dude banged like four of those nasty all of them the guru is here

00:03:52.240 let's let's ascend to our spiritual selves we have to be naked two things the women go home 1.00

00:04:00.080 and they're like honey what happened oh we had a spiritual experience i'm a i'm awoken yeah

00:04:06.700 what do you think that tent smells like oh bro i was about to say two things

00:04:12.020 first what the i can smell it smells like bo and patrilli mixed together bro patrilli that's that

00:04:18.680 musk that's that shit yeah all the hippies use it man oh man i oh and my second thought was you know 0.83

00:04:25.560 i guess andy you are right you can truly be successful if you try hard on anything i mean

00:04:30.420 because i don't know what that is y'all called a scammer that motherfucking scammer 0.96

00:04:34.700 there's no doubt about that how much you think that shit costs to go i looked up the tickets i 0.66

00:04:40.320 have the ticket price what do you think 500 bucks 250 250 250 yeah

00:04:46.980 what is going on dude well they they don't this is this is how desperate people are for some sort of

00:05:11.300 purpose dude bro like imagine showing this video to someone from like the 1950s oh man you know i'm

00:05:18.240 saying what is going on bro oh fuck dude here's my problem real talk though like you know attention 0.96

00:05:25.020 to detail guys just get real fucking candles bro like you don't even got real candles led bullshit 0.98

00:05:30.080 yeah you know i'm saying oh it's a business but truly ain't gonna work if we got led candles like

00:05:34.760 everybody knows that everybody knows that yeah doodly dude dude it's

00:05:41.540 i don't get it dude oh bro she's feeling good man i am wired just a completely i got a completely

00:05:51.360 different fucking program than those guys did holy shit

00:05:55.260 oh man what did we notice about this too there is no black people not one no not one 0.95

00:06:06.200 bro we i'd be scared to walk no rhythm allowed i'd be scared

00:06:10.040 oh man oh dude i'd be scared to walk in there i am an equal opportunity make fun of people or

00:06:20.880 oh no that's what i just made that up yeah i love it dude yeah this is great this is great

00:06:27.700 boiled hot dogs and no rhythm wet nickels that's what it smells like 1.00

00:06:33.300 oh my god yeah man all right man and uh and some good news before we get you know because

00:06:42.420 we got good news we got good news bro okay uh the flu's back the flu oh

00:06:47.700 isn't that great yeah it was on a vision quest bro it was gone it was there with whoopty woo

00:06:55.960 yeah man flu's back guys so you know be grateful and um we're good man it's gonna be a great day

00:07:06.580 yeah it's gonna be a great day let's uh let's we're prepared now this is my least favorite week

00:07:13.440 of the month of the year why is that because i gotta open up my instagram and i gotta see all

00:07:19.680 the same people say the same fucking shit that i've seen them see say for the last fucking 10 0.90

00:07:24.580 years on the internet bro this is my year we're in my year we're gonna fucking do it this time 0.95

00:07:29.620 by wednesday they're gonna be fucking woohooing with billy bob you know maybe i'll try my new 0.93

00:07:35.600 path yeah you know that was a little too serious for me so i you know went this other way

00:07:39.220 i'll accept myself the worst ones you know what i'm just gonna try in 2027 you know what dude maybe

00:07:44.380 you shouldn't accept yourself maybe you're a piece of shit you know i'm saying like you ever 0.97

00:07:49.300 never occur like just accept it oh i got self-love why yeah right there's things about you that you

00:07:58.600 probably shouldn't love anyway i get irritated dude yeah i get it because like dude i pour a lot

00:08:05.300 of my life into trying to help people that quite honestly you know they don't want to actually

00:08:13.300 change a lot of people do but there's a lot more people that want to pretend like they want to change

00:08:19.120 you know they want it to fit they want to sound good they want to feel good about it i'm going to

00:08:22.840 do this but then they never do it and it just irritates me yeah yeah it's almost like they want

00:08:28.080 to see if if you're if you believe them this time yeah right right like yeah 2026 no nobody believes

00:08:34.900 you until you do it man damn yeah whatever dude that's neither here nor there yeah i'm just yeah

00:08:41.520 let's just move past it i'm gonna get annoyed let's start yelling you gotta save that for headline

00:08:47.180 i'm aware i know i got it coming i know yeah man guys remember if you would like to see any of

00:08:54.660 these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them linked there

00:08:58.740 check down in the description below um for that as well so let's get into our first headline now

00:09:04.700 setting the tone okay obviously we got to talk about the venezuela thing so uh before i you know for

00:09:12.580 all of those out there i'll give you guys a couple of seconds to take your your ukraine flags down and

00:09:18.640 take your your pro-palestine flags down and before you switch them up and i did some homework for

00:09:23.960 everybody this is what the flag of venezuela looks like for all of them oh no we've already seen it

00:09:29.380 we were i've already seen it within within six hours which was very interesting i don't know if

00:09:35.380 you have this but within six hours of this man being extracted from venezuela we had protesters oh yeah

00:09:45.140 on the streets of new york city with printed signs yeah now i've been in business for a long time

00:09:51.960 and i've had to have a lot of shit printed okay a lot so much so that one of my best friends owns 0.66

00:09:59.820 like one of the best print shops in the fucking world he trains everybody how to do this shit

00:10:04.620 we send him all kinds of business and money and we've been working with him for i could not get

00:10:10.860 signs printed that fast it would be fucking impossible which i thought was interesting because 0.92

00:10:15.320 these guys must be have the hookup when it comes to the printing you know what i'm saying they go to

00:10:20.500 those woohoo ceremonies yes they know it's coming yeah i just just i just found that interesting

00:10:28.760 you know isn't that weird i just found it interesting you know we had the we had the

00:10:33.500 scarves and we had the signs and you know um we went from uh which was interesting no kings

00:10:42.360 yeah right okay all right hold on no kick this is this is real shit i did the math no kings 0.68

00:10:49.400 to defending a fucking dictator right in 75 days man proof that you could transform your entire life 0.97

00:10:57.260 fucking proof baby that's real man yeah you can go from you can go from one extreme to the other in 75 0.89

00:11:06.020 days yeah completely change your life it's science yep unfortunately these people their lives still look the

00:11:11.220 same but i wanted to put that up just in case you know and i also did a little extra homework okay

00:11:17.300 for those that are unaware here's a map okay yeah showing you where where venezuela is okay let's zoom

00:11:25.000 in on it right like right by colombia north of brazil right there you go okay i did the homework for

00:11:32.980 you um but yeah maduro um kidnapped extradited i don't know what you want to call it um we're gonna get

00:11:39.100 into it though uh because they're extracted it could be a lot of things a lot of things yeah

00:11:45.240 there's a lot here dude there is a lot yeah dude you know the crazy thing is though like this picture

00:11:49.520 here i feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on a boys weekend you

00:11:55.880 know what i'm saying like trying to that's me you guys are dragging out

00:11:59.180 this is right we're trying to have a good time what kind of shoes are you wearing there what is

00:12:04.380 that dude i don't know man he's got the orange jordans on it was like some venezuela bro did you see

00:12:10.120 they they so they kept switching them out right and what he was they put them in origin but did you

00:12:14.420 see pete respond yeah i saw it it was awesome yeah what do you say he said he was giving thumbs up

00:12:19.160 because it's that good yeah i saw that dude that was so funny a solid way to handle that uh it was

00:12:27.420 fucking great but yeah they got him man um and that's his wife uh that's his wife there yeah um

00:12:33.720 you who um yeah and then they got him out so uh he's out he already has been uh presented in court

00:12:42.300 for his official uh plea entry um where of course he pleaded not guilty um and he claims that he's a

00:12:50.580 prisoner of war and that he was quote-unquote kidnapped uh by u.s forces um as he pled not

00:12:57.120 guilty so yeah he goes he goes he goes uh into court uh he appeared there um on narco terrorism

00:13:06.920 charges um and uh you know he entered the courtroom he said happy new year in english to the audience

00:13:14.000 before greeting his lawyers um and then he went on to say i am the president of the republic of

00:13:20.020 venezuela i am here kidnapped i was captured at my home in caracas venezuela 63 year old fallen

00:13:26.920 despot uh proclaimed in spanish before judge alvin hellerstein stopped him uh the judge shot bat

00:13:34.640 uh quote let me interfere there will be a time and uh in a place to go into all of this um your

00:13:40.420 counsel will be able to make motions at this time i just want to know one thing are you nicholas

00:13:44.580 maduro moros the judge asked the ousted dictator replied i am nicholas maduro moros that was pretty

00:13:52.920 good right um but yeah but to your point dude very quickly there's two bands here we got two camps

00:13:59.540 okay it was interesting uh before you even start there it was interesting how you know i popped

00:14:07.420 open my phone is we were texting what were we talking what was that like eight in the morning

00:14:12.800 we were all texting about it fucking you know sunday morning right or was that saturday morning 0.96

00:14:17.400 or sunday morning so uh whatever yeah the morning after yeah eight o'clock in the morning what the

00:14:22.440 fuck's going on we're trying we're all talking about it i don't my phone fuck dude everybody figured 0.95

00:14:26.040 it out i already know it was amazing bro listen it was crazy every single person knows that talks

00:14:32.740 about what was going on knows exactly what's going on they are a venezuelan historologist dude it made

00:14:39.880 me feel stupid bro you know the funny thing i actually think we should probably just pack it in 0.59

00:14:44.320 because like they're knowing the shit within five minutes yeah why would you even do this 0.74

00:14:50.940 yeah frso the freedom road socialist organization had signs ready to go um you know and they're rolling

00:15:01.380 and there's two there's two camps here right there's you have american citizens who's funding them

00:15:06.600 oh well i i could i could i have a very educated guess on that um but you have our you have american

00:15:15.500 citizens here right in this country in the united states of america um and you have a few of them

00:15:21.540 very very small amount of them um that are protesting in favor of maduro right yeah um and to your point

00:15:31.180 everybody's a fucking expert on this field right they've been studying venezuela for it made me feel 0.92

00:15:35.560 stupid yeah for sure right i must be way behind but the funny thing is dude when you actually talk 0.61

00:15:40.340 to these people this is what they have to say check this clip what do you know about nicholas maduro

00:15:47.100 um i don't know much bro but i'm here with central cso um and we fight against all this um

00:15:55.820 with like the the with trump the trump administration um ice um police brutality so we're just here in

00:16:03.140 support of all that right now what is what does maduro have to do with all that shit bro you know 0.78

00:16:09.100 but we're here in support i mean it makes sense you know nicholas maduro is responsible for almost

00:16:13.520 eight million people leaving venezuela like a quarter of their population over the last decade i mean

00:16:20.100 he's he's contributed a lot right yeah yeah yeah but um you know we just here supporting you know

00:16:27.800 what i mean yeah yeah go go nicholas maduro can we do that let's do it go no oh now you don't want

00:16:33.900 to do it well i mean you know to be fairness he's he's new to socialism oh that's what it is you could

00:16:41.420 tell you could tell because he's fat that's right that's right seasoned socialists are starving

00:16:47.800 so he's new he hasn't figured it out yet he figured it out so you can't can't get on him too hard he

00:16:55.540 ain't gonna like it yeah yeah he ain't gonna like it yeah he likes they didn't tell him that part

00:17:00.620 they didn't tell them no two dollars what are we doing like what do you mean mandatory diets for

00:17:06.300 everyone you know but the funny thing is though right you got you got american citizens here in

00:17:11.640 this country that are protesting uh the arrest and capture of maduro right how fucking stupid are 0.98

00:17:19.740 people bro yeah between the woo-woo and this it's like i had to i told you you had to prepare yourself

00:17:28.420 you had to prepare yourself um but these are our people right like these americans are protesting

00:17:34.660 they're mad they're upset right but then i'm conflicted because you go to venezuela

00:17:39.300 right and you see the reports from the people in venezuela they're fucking celebrating it and 0.61

00:17:45.760 they're happy and they made their own posters they didn't get that shit printed out right 0.81

00:17:50.020 thank you president donald trump i mean yeah i mean here's a clip check this out i hope you have

00:18:00.440 your coffee when i tell you this but these are great news all eyes on venezuela these are historical

00:18:06.640 news this is history in the making i mean my chest it feels like it's gonna explode with joy

00:18:12.700 because after i mean before i was even born there have been struggles my family has been fighting

00:18:20.020 for so many years before before his before i was even here they have told me about it they told me

00:18:26.880 about a time where democracy existed and now i can finally look forward to that and

00:18:32.080 i mean look dude we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going

00:18:39.840 on here that could be a small little group that they make look like a big group saying the same

00:18:44.960 things yeah i did see a number of clips of people saying i've seen a lot of these yeah there's a lot

00:18:49.620 of these dude and like and and to be fair i mean we're it's 7 21 p.m central time here um there's

00:18:55.880 still reports that like you know maduro's people they're still fucking fucking people up like anybody 0.98

00:19:00.160 that's in the streets right now they're shooting still going on and they're like i've seen bro i've

00:19:04.620 seen some crazy clips like them in the big mraps and stuff just running over civilians that was

00:19:09.360 going on before this before it's still going on right and it's like i mean there's a lot of

00:19:13.560 interesting stuff happening and it's hard to get a good gauge right to your point it's hard to know

00:19:17.660 well fuck what is the truth right and i imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle 0.55

00:19:21.980 for sure right but these are the citizens that are you know you see both sides both camps it's

00:19:29.440 funny though because this also happens with our politicians um pete buddhage uh pete up the butt 0.73

00:19:36.700 just got it uh he just got lit up uh for blasting trump over venezuela but then a past statement that he

00:19:43.040 made comes out right so he just posted this on twitter january 3rd saying quote it's an old and

00:19:49.400 obvious pattern an unpopular president failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home

00:19:56.400 decides to launch a war for regime change abroad the american people don't want to quote run a foreign

00:20:04.260 country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one okay now and listen here pete pete up the butt 0.84

00:20:10.920 i get it but you can't switch up like that because the internet doesn't delete itself

00:20:19.080 you were also the same fucking person saying this right quote the illegitimate takeover of this 0.89

00:20:27.160 venezuelan national assembly is further evidence that dictator maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate

00:20:33.780 his grip on power i stand behind juan guiado and the venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim

00:20:39.560 their democracy and defend their rights you gotta pick one buddy and i feel like that's the case with

00:20:45.380 a lot of these people right like they're not mad that trump did this they're mad that it was trump

00:20:49.940 that did this is the is the well i mean this is that i got every look that's tribalism right right

00:20:56.180 you know if the um somebody else had a clip like this too it was uh schumer schumer did the same

00:21:04.820 thing yeah they all do yeah bro biden had a fucking bounty on this dude's head yeah check this this 0.94

00:21:10.580 from uh kgp you know it's been a while since we've talked to her check this one out quickly turn to

00:21:16.540 venezuela where maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for democratic norms and

00:21:23.740 proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration as president biden emphasized during his meeting with

00:21:29.840 president-elect edmundo gonzalez urrutia on monday january 6 we believe that it is essential that

00:21:37.680 the will of the venezuelan people is respected in coordination with our partners we've given maduro

00:21:44.620 and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy but they haven't so today we are

00:21:51.340 building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions we announced new sanctions

00:21:57.680 on key maduro aligned officials as a part of our efforts to hold them accountable and we imposed

00:22:03.220 more visa restrictions totaling nearly 2 000 individuals we also increased the reward amount

00:22:11.340 to 25 million dollars for nicholas maduro and his so-called minister of interior as part of the

00:22:17.440 department of state's narcotics rewards program quickly wasn't this the same maduro that the

00:22:24.160 biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to the united states to here that's what

00:22:30.840 i'm saying yeah isn't that weird wasn't venezuela like the main country that all the dominion voting

00:22:37.660 systems were run out of i've heard that too let's not forget about that isn't that weird yeah isn't

00:22:45.740 that weird weird there's a lot going on here dude there's a lot to unpack here yeah there's a lot

00:22:50.380 to go back to the previous statement where uh buddha buddha says americans don't want to run another

00:22:55.980 company country well that depends i mean if gas is fucking 50 cents a gallon over here nobody's gonna give 0.79

00:23:01.660 shit all right let's run some more baby yeah here's what i'll appreciate here's what i will say about 0.51

00:23:07.680 about the the statements that i heard from trump how much more do you have here yeah i mean keep

00:23:12.260 going you're good but what i will say about trump is i like the fact that he just straight up said it

00:23:17.160 yeah we're gonna fucking take the oil we're probably gonna sell some of it too and we're gonna send our 0.86

00:23:23.000 companies in there and that's what we're gonna do and then people were bitching about that

00:23:26.300 and we have venezuelans on the on the ground saying um because before it was you know china

00:23:35.000 and russia yeah trying to align countries that are not even in this hemisphere correct and the guy

00:23:41.280 the guy very simply says you know he's just a dude on the street apparently they got smarter people than

00:23:46.480 we do um he goes he goes to and to those of you guys saying that the u.s wants our oil what the

00:23:54.420 do you think russia and china wanted we are rapists we yeah we'd much rather have you guys have it than 0.65

00:24:00.480 us or than them yeah right you know like and it's just it's just funny dude it's funny seeing all the

00:24:06.080 different shit it's it's crazy now again i mean i know there's the funniest thing to me though is 0.65

00:24:10.860 like how everybody has it figured out yeah like everybody's sitting in the room you know i'm saying

00:24:16.040 there's things we know and then there's things we don't know for sure right for sure like this could

00:24:20.000 all this could be so many different things yeah i do not have a i'm going to tell you right now i do

00:24:26.380 not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on yeah okay this could be uh this could

00:24:34.120 be a this could be the first step in trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off

00:24:44.020 these people who allegedly are threats to our country that are you know russia and china

00:24:49.820 strategically right it could be it could be um this has to do with 2020 election this could be

00:24:57.840 it he was a installed role model player from the cia that they extracted this could be so much shit 0.55

00:25:07.760 there's no way to know right now it could be an israel play there's no way to know there's no way

00:25:13.960 to know and i know everybody thinks they know right but there's no way no there's no way well i

00:25:19.760 know this here's one of the things that doesn't sit well with me right because there are there are a

00:25:23.940 lot of arguments of like why this happened and it could be all of these things like to your point it

00:25:27.840 could be all it could be you know certain things it could be all these things it could be none of

00:25:30.820 those things and this it could yeah like it's like there's a lot right but one of the things that

00:25:36.520 doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs

00:25:43.320 That's an argument that's out there, both left and right.

00:25:45.700 They're saying, oh, well, all the drugs that are flowing.

00:25:48.100 That's not true.

00:25:48.960 Yeah, because if that was the case, we'd be bombing the shit out of Mexico. 0.96

00:25:51.600 We'd be bombing the shit out of Canada.

00:25:52.940 We'd be bombing the shit out of China, which none of those things have happened, 1.00

00:25:56.960 and I don't believe will happen.

00:25:58.100 So I don't believe that this really has much to do with drugs at all.

00:26:01.240 It's statistically not true by the percentage of drugs that actually come from Venezuela versus other places.

00:26:06.480 Yeah.

00:26:06.900 It's just not true.

00:26:07.500 Yeah, for sure.

00:26:07.920 Now, could that go into the decision-making process?

00:26:12.480 Sure.

00:26:12.960 I'm sure that was a point in the pro-con, pro-side, right?

00:26:17.600 But to me, that obviously feels like what can we sell the public on.

00:26:21.280 Right, right, right.

00:26:23.000 So, I mean, there's that.

00:26:24.180 I don't buy that.

00:26:25.660 But then again, I'm big on what are the actual people that are there saying,

00:26:29.700 and from what I've seen, there's a large majority of people that are happy that this happened.

00:26:35.440 It appears that way to me as well.

00:26:36.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:37.520 Like this dude, there was an election.

00:26:39.260 He stole the fucking election, installed himself as president, and just said, deal with it.

00:26:45.600 Here's the thing, dude.

00:26:47.180 There was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all internet traffic is bot-based traffic.

00:26:58.020 Okay?

00:26:58.500 Yep.

00:26:58.660 Now, this is why it's important to take a breath, and when you get outraged, and you get pissed off,

00:27:06.340 and you form an opinion in one second, you have to realize that if there's that many bots on the internet,

00:27:14.000 and then you combine AI, and then you combine algorithms on top of that,

00:27:18.620 we are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way.

00:27:25.800 So there's certain people they want to make mad, and there's certain people they want with it.

00:27:30.300 And they direct that through social media.

00:27:32.820 So it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is.

00:27:38.380 It is no longer we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school.

00:27:43.040 That is not what social media is now.

00:27:45.140 It is a full-blown propaganda culture-bending mechanism that is used in force collectively

00:27:53.780 by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe things.

00:27:57.740 That's the truth.

00:27:58.780 So it's very, very important that people understand that.

00:28:02.100 When you see a post, is that AI?

00:28:05.300 Do you know if it's AI?

00:28:06.940 I don't know.

00:28:07.640 Do you know?

00:28:08.560 It's hard to tell.

00:28:09.840 Okay?

00:28:10.020 The traffic on the post, are those bots or are those real people?

00:28:15.560 Are all those likes?

00:28:16.500 Imagine somebody behind the curtain, dude, who says,

00:28:20.760 oh, okay, here's what we want people to believe.

00:28:23.460 Here's the messaging we want them to go with.

00:28:25.840 So we're going to put out a video, or we're going to take someone else's video saying that,

00:28:30.680 and we're going to turn the likes up or the views up to 50 million.

00:28:34.120 And we're going to turn the comments up in support or against.

00:28:37.560 Like, there's that, okay?

00:28:40.340 And that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on.

00:28:45.080 We literally spend hours and hours and hours a day inside of a propaganda machine.

00:28:51.760 It used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television,

00:28:55.120 and they would flat out just tell you whatever it was, whether it be, you know, whatever.

00:29:02.080 You took that as gold.

00:29:03.800 Yeah, we all trusted it.

00:29:05.220 And for a long time, I believed that, you know, I would say things like this.

00:29:10.460 Man, when I was growing up, the news was just the news, you know, but it wasn't.

00:29:14.520 It was just people telling you the shit that they wanted to tell you.

00:29:18.860 And so now we have this system that is an ecosystem that most people live inside,

00:29:25.440 at least a significant portion of to get their information that is manipulated to get people

00:29:30.420 to believe certain things are the truth.

00:29:33.260 So, you know, when you look at the video here, right, and we're looking at this picture

00:29:37.960 where Venezuelans are celebrating President Trump, what is there, 50 people in that picture?

00:29:43.500 Right?

00:29:44.320 We don't know.

00:29:45.220 We're not there.

00:29:46.040 Right.

00:29:46.300 We have to take these things into consideration before jumping to conclusions about what's

00:29:53.040 going on.

00:29:54.340 And it's weird to me.

00:29:58.460 It's weird to me watching the internet react to that so quickly, not learning any such confidence,

00:30:04.760 not learning anything from like the last six things that have happened.

00:30:08.540 Well, bro, I mean, to that point, man, like it truly is like you are going to see more of

00:30:14.020 what not you want to see, what they want you to see.

00:30:16.700 Yeah.

00:30:17.080 Right.

00:30:17.360 And like, I think a big eye opener for me personally was like going back to George Floyd.

00:30:23.100 Right.

00:30:23.540 And during that time, how much divisive shit was being pushed out.

00:30:28.100 Right.

00:30:28.280 And then we saw they pushed that again, probably about a year ago with the white versus black

00:30:32.360 narratives.

00:30:32.780 Right.

00:30:33.020 Like inundated with this shit.

00:30:35.620 And I'm not saying that things were not actually happening.

00:30:38.500 Yeah.

00:30:38.920 Right.

00:30:40.000 But it was like this.

00:30:41.340 Like you could just tell that it was not genuine.

00:30:43.660 Right.

00:30:44.020 Right.

00:30:44.300 Like, like, why am I just, it's, it's all I'm saying.

00:30:47.620 Why is nobody in real life acting this way?

00:30:50.140 Yeah.

00:30:50.260 Like, where is this at?

00:30:51.100 Right.

00:30:51.460 Exactly.

00:30:51.640 Where is this at?

00:30:53.260 I started noticing that in 2014.

00:30:56.380 Yeah.

00:30:57.000 When Mike Brown happened here in St. Louis.

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.460 And I was getting texts from people that didn't live here and they're like, fuck, bro, you

00:31:04.200 okay?

00:31:05.080 What's this whole city's under attack?

00:31:06.640 I'm like, bro, it's like one block.

00:31:07.940 Yeah.

00:31:08.080 Right.

00:31:08.340 Right.

00:31:08.820 It's like one block.

00:31:09.740 It's like an out of hand block party.

00:31:11.820 You know what I mean?

00:31:12.740 Yeah.

00:31:12.940 So it was.

00:31:14.420 No, dude, that's, that's very important, man.

00:31:16.180 I think that's a great question.

00:31:17.320 Like anybody listening, watching like the next, next piece of content.

00:31:22.000 What's the point of this?

00:31:23.140 What's the point of me watching this right now?

00:31:24.920 Right.

00:31:25.740 What's the goal?

00:31:27.000 Right.

00:31:27.400 Like what, what are they trying to achieve with this?

00:31:29.360 If there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve, what would it be?

00:31:31.900 Right.

00:31:32.640 Right.

00:31:33.220 Dude, I think that's so important.

00:31:34.300 Let's check in with the chat.

00:31:35.220 See what the chat got going on.

00:31:35.960 Well, it is.

00:31:36.480 And it's also important.

00:31:38.580 It's also important for.

00:31:42.940 People's voices that you listen to, right?

00:31:45.400 Like a lot of these people have made, they, they were no, they didn't have a business.

00:31:49.620 They didn't have.

00:31:50.760 They were nobody.

00:31:51.420 They were nobody before 2020.

00:31:53.920 Nobody even heard of them.

00:31:55.480 And now all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because

00:31:59.700 of this and that and this.

00:32:00.980 And that's no different than the mainstream media.

00:32:03.100 The mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in.

00:32:06.380 And so you have to like really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying

00:32:12.220 their bills.

00:32:13.220 Right.

00:32:13.720 Like I don't run ads.

00:32:14.740 We don't run ads here.

00:32:15.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:16.760 No.

00:32:17.880 Anyway.

00:32:18.940 No, that's super important, dude.

00:32:22.040 Earlier in the chat, a guy named Full Send Aviator was saying, I was born in Venezuela and

00:32:27.300 was raised in Texas.

00:32:28.340 This is going to be the most historic economic boom for United States and Venezuela.

00:32:34.520 What's your take on that?

00:32:35.580 I think it's possible.

00:32:37.180 I think it's possible.

00:32:38.560 Yeah.

00:32:39.060 You know, when oil prices go down, everything follows.

00:32:42.460 So, yeah, I mean, because goods get cheaper to ship.

00:32:45.120 They got, I mean, it affects everything.

00:32:46.940 Yeah.

00:32:47.300 Like oil truly does affect.

00:32:48.620 If I was a Venezuelan person, though, I'd be fucking like super pissed.

00:32:52.140 Yeah.

00:32:52.280 Not about this, but about like you have more oil than Saudi Arabia.

00:32:56.560 Look how those motherfuckers are living. 1.00

00:32:58.060 Yeah.

00:32:58.200 Right.

00:32:58.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:59.480 Well, bro, I mean, it just goes in to corrupt.

00:33:01.560 Absolute power corrupts.

00:33:02.720 Absolutely, bro.

00:33:03.440 You know what?

00:33:03.740 I was getting like reading his statements in court.

00:33:06.780 Right.

00:33:07.680 Bro, I was getting like Nicholas Chescu vibes, bro.

00:33:10.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:11.460 Like, motherfucker, you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting, touting and thinking

00:33:15.500 you have power here, bro.

00:33:16.740 You have zero power.

00:33:17.560 Yeah.

00:33:17.580 Matoan there at the end there says, I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come.

00:33:21.800 Well, the economic boom comes from me all the time because I work my fucking dick off.

00:33:25.320 That's what actually matters the most.

00:33:27.020 Yeah.

00:33:27.220 So, let's not lose sight of that.

00:33:28.480 That's real.

00:33:30.180 Somebody said bye-bye Amazon Rainforest.

00:33:32.260 Yeah.

00:33:34.740 So.

00:33:35.620 Oh, man.

00:33:36.160 Another good point from a guy called LMM on YouTube chat says, it's crazy we can go over

00:33:41.340 to another country and arrest a dictator in just hours, but we can't put one politician

00:33:46.280 in jail.

00:33:46.880 Well, that's what I said.

00:33:47.940 That was the thing I had to say.

00:33:49.260 I had to say, look, dude, I'm going to be real.

00:33:51.960 I thought, you know, I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that

00:33:56.740 from us, especially after what Biden had done in our collective to our collective American

00:34:04.500 brand internationally, weakening it, making it look silly, you know, having generals dress

00:34:11.240 up as fucking women and dogs and all this weird shit. 1.00

00:34:15.180 I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that.

00:34:18.520 Yeah.

00:34:18.800 And then on top of it, to add to that comment.

00:34:21.340 Yeah.

00:34:22.460 Let's see some of these tactical snatchings of, you know, Fauci and the corrupt politicians

00:34:28.960 and the people who did COVID and the people who, you know, have been doing all of these

00:34:33.440 crimes and stole the, let's see those snatchings.

00:34:35.620 Oh, you're talking about economic boom, baby.

00:34:36.880 Yeah, bro.

00:34:37.580 Like, I'm just saying, let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that are here in 1.00

00:34:43.040 the country.

00:34:43.600 Let's use our skills that we clearly have.

00:34:47.580 Joani is saying the exact same thing in Super Chat.

00:34:50.200 Yeah.

00:34:51.440 Yeah.

00:34:51.720 Dude, I agree, bro.

00:34:52.640 We got a lot of problems we got to handle here, bro.

00:34:54.500 Yeah, he's right.

00:34:55.480 A lot.

00:34:56.080 Yeah.

00:34:56.660 A lot, bro.

00:34:57.500 We, like, again, I thought the same thing.

00:34:59.920 I thought it was a great show of force, but, like, but those dudes, if we don't fix our

00:35:05.260 shit, a lot of those dudes that were in that action, they're going to be, like, homeless

00:35:08.300 with the rest of the vets that are out here.

00:35:09.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:10.360 Like, we're not fixing anything, bro.

00:35:12.720 And then, like, okay, cool.

00:35:13.880 Gas goes down.

00:35:14.760 It's going to get cheaper.

00:35:15.380 That's great.

00:35:15.900 That's great.

00:35:16.380 We still got major problems.

00:35:17.840 What if this is the first step to, now I'm playing devil's advocate, obviously, but what

00:35:23.200 if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got fucked with in the first

00:35:27.720 place, along with some strategic reasons, and you're checking off multiple boxes at

00:35:33.580 once, you know?

00:35:34.800 Like, you don't think they only went there from Duro?

00:35:36.620 I don't know.

00:35:37.420 Yeah.

00:35:37.860 I don't know.

00:35:38.400 But we can't just say it's for this or that or this.

00:35:41.420 Not enough information has come out yet.

00:35:43.640 It just hasn't.

00:35:44.600 Yeah.

00:35:45.640 Yeah.

00:35:45.920 So put your little fucking signs down, guys.

00:35:48.980 All right.

00:35:51.080 So.

00:35:51.800 Yeah.

00:35:52.240 What's this?

00:35:53.700 What's James say?

00:35:54.720 I don't go back up.

00:35:55.660 Click it.

00:35:56.080 Yeah.

00:35:56.220 There you go.

00:35:57.020 James, there could have been multiple Maturo body doubles to hide where he really lives

00:36:02.140 since different outfits.

00:36:04.220 Dude, who knows?

00:36:05.240 Yeah.

00:36:05.940 Who knows?

00:36:07.040 Here's what I know.

00:36:08.620 We got fucking problems here.

00:36:10.500 Those problems need to be solved.

00:36:12.020 And if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of

00:36:16.080 his motherfucking bed, we sure as fuck have the ability to pull the migrants and the 1.00

00:36:20.500 criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been fucking America over 0.96

00:36:24.680 for the last fucking however many years out of their beds, too. 0.97

00:36:28.520 Okay.

00:36:29.160 So let's see some of that.

00:36:34.440 Yeah, man.

00:36:35.480 I thought it was great.

00:36:36.720 Tactical snatching was my nickname in college.

00:36:42.020 Let's check in with the chat, man.

00:36:44.920 We're going to spend a little bit more time with you guys before we head to our next.

00:36:48.380 Our next.

00:36:48.980 And that's not saying that this wasn't an important move or was.

00:36:52.040 I, you know.

00:36:54.240 I'll be real, dude.

00:36:55.260 One of my biggest problems with what happened in the Middle East was they didn't take the 1.00

00:36:59.020 fucking oil.

00:36:59.720 Yeah.

00:37:00.580 Yeah.

00:37:00.860 They went over there and pretended it was about this or that or this, and they didn't really

00:37:04.600 do what they were, you know, like, fuck, dude, if we're going to send all these

00:37:07.560 people over there, let's at least get some shit out of it. 0.91

00:37:09.900 Let's take some.

00:37:10.560 I say let's conquer it.

00:37:12.020 You know, it's funny you say that because Tucker said something like that today about

00:37:19.580 how it seems like this is very, this is very similar to what happened in World War II.

00:37:27.960 Okay.

00:37:28.520 People don't really know what happened in World War II.

00:37:31.380 Okay.

00:37:32.380 History was told that Germany invaded Austria against their will.

00:37:38.400 Well, no, Austria voted to a 99% one to join Germany.

00:37:44.580 They had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military went into Austria and Austria's military

00:37:51.240 went into Germany and they fucking threw a party. 0.51

00:37:54.280 Okay.

00:37:54.760 But it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took, dude, that's not what happened.

00:37:59.860 That's crazy.

00:38:00.460 So now think about what's going on here.

00:38:03.640 What, how could that be written?

00:38:05.420 It could be written one of two ways.

00:38:06.860 It could be written.

00:38:08.320 Trump invaded.

00:38:10.080 World War II.

00:38:10.980 Right.

00:38:11.280 Right.

00:38:11.920 Or the other way.

00:38:13.360 And now today he's talking about Greenland.

00:38:18.020 Yeah.

00:38:18.740 So, you know, what did Hitler do?

00:38:20.800 He didn't, he didn't stop at fucking Austria.

00:38:22.780 He went, he said, oh, we need this for strategy.

00:38:25.120 We need that.

00:38:26.140 So there's a lot of parallels between what happened.

00:38:30.040 And ultimately we, we all know this, that the winners write the history books.

00:38:33.840 Yeah, that's right.

00:38:34.320 So, uh, you know,

00:38:36.440 and they keep, they, they call Trump a Nazi.

00:38:38.680 Well, yeah.

00:38:39.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:39.900 So I mean, yeah, but I mean like, dude, they don't know what the fucking Nazi is.

00:38:42.940 No, they don't.

00:38:44.200 They don't.

00:38:44.620 Canada is the 51st state.

00:38:46.340 I, you know, that's what my thing.

00:38:48.720 That's what, yeah.

00:38:49.160 Like, like conquer it.

00:38:51.760 If we're going to go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters, conquer that shit.

00:38:58.080 It doesn't sound like they want to be.

00:38:59.540 It sounds like they're willing, uh, they're willing partners in economic trade and business.

00:39:04.040 Yeah.

00:39:04.380 But the problem is, bro, like here's the other issue.

00:39:07.320 Anytime.

00:39:07.720 And by the way, if they're going to be partners with somebody,

00:39:10.200 why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil when our biggest oil reserve is literally like right there?

00:39:16.920 Here's my only issue, bro.

00:39:18.020 I don't, I don't believe, and this has nothing against this current administration.

00:39:21.220 This is just the United States federal government in general.

00:39:25.440 Um, help has never really been our forte.

00:39:29.600 No.

00:39:29.960 Because everywhere we go, we fuck it up.

00:39:31.620 Yep.

00:39:32.120 That's a fact.

00:39:32.620 Whether that's been Libya, right, with what Obama did and fucking Clinton, or like it doesn't matter.

00:39:37.700 We fuck it up.

00:39:38.300 There's no helping other countries. 0.97

00:39:39.860 So my point is like, if we're going to fucking get in there, it needs to be ours.

00:39:43.600 Like, well, because you can't just get in there, fuck some shit up and then just leave.

00:39:47.220 Yeah.

00:39:47.520 But look, dude, as fucked up as we may think other countries are, they have structure in those countries.

00:39:55.460 Okay.

00:39:56.180 And what happened in Iraq when they moved, uh, Saddam out was chaos.

00:40:01.500 Right.

00:40:01.820 Okay.

00:40:02.220 Right.

00:40:02.660 Same thing.

00:40:03.180 Same thing in Afghanistan.

00:40:04.540 Same thing with Gaddafi.

00:40:06.660 And here, here's how this works.

00:40:10.580 All right.

00:40:12.460 We saved him from the tyrant.

00:40:14.460 Right.

00:40:15.040 He's gone.

00:40:17.660 Now what?

00:40:18.680 And now what is tribal disruption?

00:40:22.120 Tribal disruption.

00:40:23.380 Right.

00:40:23.940 Because over there, they got people to support Maduro and they got people that don't.

00:40:29.560 Now chaos happens.

00:40:31.280 And then what's the next step?

00:40:32.780 Oh, we got to send our people there to occupy and peace keep.

00:40:36.280 Right.

00:40:36.800 Okay.

00:40:37.260 And then it turns into a 20 year ordeal.

00:40:39.660 So there's that possibility too.

00:40:41.660 And that play has been run over and over and over again.

00:40:44.600 So it's very hard to tell at this point in time.

00:40:48.780 Like you just said, when the show started, there was a, there's gunfighting going on there

00:40:52.720 right now.

00:40:53.160 Correct.

00:40:53.440 Okay.

00:40:54.000 So if that goes on for another two weeks, what do you think is going to happen?

00:40:58.180 Right.

00:40:58.820 They're going to send our people down there to stabilize.

00:41:02.240 Yeah.

00:41:02.560 Right.

00:41:02.820 So there's a lot to this and we kind of have to let it play out to see if it's the same

00:41:09.620 thing or if it's something different, but it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single

00:41:15.340 person on the internet already knows what the fuck's going on.

00:41:18.200 Like, come on, dude.

00:41:19.160 All I know is I know there's one person in the world right now that's fucking super happy.

00:41:23.720 Lindsey Graham.

00:41:25.720 Oh, yeah.

00:41:26.720 Oh, yeah.

00:41:27.160 Bro, I believe he masturbates to every new DOD contract report that comes out.

00:41:32.600 I think, I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed.

00:41:36.760 Yeah.

00:41:36.900 Putting on your soldier uniforms, bro.

00:41:38.460 He fucked.

00:41:38.740 I would ship him right to the fucking front lines.

00:41:41.280 Yeah.

00:41:41.740 If I was Trump, dude, I'd say, bro, you're such a fucking warmonger.

00:41:45.740 Dude.

00:41:46.160 Here you go.

00:41:46.840 Go up and run the fucking front line.

00:41:48.560 Since you're so good at it.

00:41:49.780 Bro.

00:41:50.140 Go up.

00:41:50.540 If you said, Lindsey Graham, go to the front line, he'd shit his fucking pants.

00:41:54.780 Twice.

00:41:55.380 Yeah.

00:41:55.740 Bro, come on, man.

00:41:56.180 He's a bitch, bro. 1.00

00:41:57.500 Dude, he over here fucking clapping like a seal.

00:42:00.740 He's so fucking.

00:42:01.240 Dude, when you think of disgusting, greasy politicians, he's the disgusting, greasy politician

00:42:07.660 that I think of.

00:42:08.580 Yeah.

00:42:09.180 Yeah.

00:42:09.380 Second to maybe Clinton.

00:42:10.880 But here, I would also like to see all these motherfuckers, you know, clapping and cheering 0.92

00:42:14.140 this shit on, politician-wise.

00:42:16.260 I need to see their fucking stock investments a week before this.

00:42:19.820 Yeah.

00:42:20.420 And then that'll let me know.

00:42:22.280 That'll let me know.

00:42:23.380 Be interesting to see that.

00:42:24.460 But yeah, man.

00:42:24.800 Guys, jumping on this conversation, let's go down in the comments what you guys think.

00:42:28.920 But that being said, let's keep the crews cruising. 1.00

00:42:32.500 Got headline two.

00:42:33.880 Yeah.

00:42:35.080 Got to check back in up on Minnesota real quick.

00:42:38.200 So you know what's funny?

00:42:39.420 Ohana first here.

00:42:40.660 That's a good point.

00:42:42.060 Okay?

00:42:42.600 This is a good point.

00:42:44.620 He says, you have to look at it as China is Hitler.

00:42:48.080 China has been acquiring governments and resources globally.

00:42:51.440 Very true.

00:42:52.540 The purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the UN is useless.

00:42:57.540 This is also very true.

00:42:59.300 So Trump isn't Hitler.

00:43:00.900 By the way, that's not what I'm saying.

00:43:02.400 I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening.

00:43:05.440 The strategic moves.

00:43:06.100 I am not saying that.

00:43:09.760 He's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become. 0.82

00:43:13.560 That's a very good point.

00:43:14.740 And that could be the reason why he is working to secure oil reserves on this side of the

00:43:20.420 hemisphere and also strategic strongholds like Greenland.

00:43:23.800 Okay?

00:43:24.700 So.

00:43:25.080 Makes sense.

00:43:25.780 No.

00:43:26.100 It's very, very, very, very real.

00:43:28.680 So I think that's a really good point.

00:43:30.160 And I appreciate you putting it in the chat.

00:43:31.720 Yeah.

00:43:32.300 Yeah.

00:43:32.540 100% man.

00:43:34.320 All right.

00:43:34.640 Well, yeah, guys, let's keep Cruz cruising.

00:43:37.240 Let's check.

00:43:37.720 And yeah.

00:43:38.060 And then he says, strap Lindsay to a rocket of 500 pound. 1.00

00:43:40.980 No, dude.

00:43:41.900 We have to fucking send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss

00:43:46.340 and shit his pants. 0.92

00:43:47.300 He's cowardice.

00:43:47.920 Yes.

00:43:48.500 The guy's a fucking coward, bro.

00:43:50.680 Anybody who, listen, we would have zero wars if the people who decided to go to war had

00:43:57.340 to fight him.

00:43:57.880 Mm-hmm.

00:43:58.520 Fucking zero.

00:43:59.620 It's real easy to say, oh, yeah, war.

00:44:02.540 If you don't have to go over there and your kids don't have to go.

00:44:04.720 And it's not your kid.

00:44:05.300 It's very easy to say.

00:44:06.380 Yeah, bro.

00:44:08.080 Bro, I love when he dresses up in his National Guard uniform.

00:44:11.460 Bro, have you seen?

00:44:12.520 Lindsey Graham.

00:44:12.920 Lindsey Graham.

00:44:13.420 Yeah, he's in National Guard.

00:44:14.480 Oh, God.

00:44:14.840 He ain't never been to a fucking war, though.

00:44:17.380 Yeah, fuck that dude, man.

00:44:19.160 Fuck that dude.

00:44:19.860 Yeah.

00:44:20.780 All right.

00:44:21.140 Well, let's check in on Minnesota, man.

00:44:22.740 Headline two.

00:44:24.800 I remember covering this initially.

00:44:26.180 And you remember the FBI?

00:44:27.840 Cash put out the statement that, oh, we have been up there.

00:44:30.780 We've been doing so much.

00:44:32.180 Well, that's funny.

00:44:33.180 But with all the talk and everything that's been going on now, there's been over 1,000

00:44:38.140 arrested in just a short week and a half in a massive Minnesota operation, including

00:44:43.420 murderers, rapists, and pedophiles. 0.79

00:44:45.440 Well, why did it take so long?

00:44:47.100 Why did it take everybody?

00:44:48.280 And only 1,000?

00:44:49.520 Right.

00:44:50.920 Right.

00:44:51.120 1,000 sounds like a big number until you equate it to how many people have come over here.

00:44:55.640 Right.

00:44:56.160 You know, like when you say, oh, 1,000, people are like, damn, you're doing work.

00:44:59.180 It's 1,000.

00:44:59.960 Not if it's fucking 8 million there.

00:45:01.460 That's a very, very tiny amount.

00:45:05.260 Yeah.

00:45:05.760 Yeah.

00:45:06.000 But zooming in on Minnesota specifically, federal authorities have arrested more than 1,000 in

00:45:12.200 Minnesota, including alleged rapists, murderers, pedophiles, gang members, after sending a

00:45:17.140 surge of agents to the state in its massive response to the reputant fraud still being

00:45:22.260 uncovered that, again, I thought y'all were already on top of.

00:45:25.800 Right.

00:45:26.020 Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told Fox News Digital that the agency

00:45:31.800 quote unquote surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week.

00:45:36.080 It quote has already made more than 1,000 arrests of murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang

00:45:40.920 members.

00:45:41.180 DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named Liban Island

00:45:47.900 Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery in Columbus, Ohio.

00:45:53.380 Osman was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of removal since

00:45:59.080 May 17th, 2011.

00:46:03.020 Another dude, then elect Kiyomini, a 59-year-old criminal illegal alien from Laos, arrested in

00:46:10.640 the Crockdown, was convicted of two counts of-

00:46:13.200 What's a Crockdown?

00:46:14.600 Is that like a crockpot cook-off you guys have?

00:46:17.440 Crockdown?

00:46:18.280 Did I say Crockdown?

00:46:19.480 You did say Crockdown.

00:46:21.380 Or is that like crocodile fighting?

00:46:24.660 Like dog fighting?

00:46:26.200 Which one is it?

00:46:27.280 Both.

00:46:27.940 Okay.

00:46:28.180 So you get Crockpots?

00:46:30.220 He was raping that Crockpots. 0.99

00:46:31.320 So you have Crockpots and crocodiles.

00:46:34.220 I got it.

00:46:35.440 See, I'm learning all about the culture, man.

00:46:37.060 Oh, yeah.

00:46:40.060 White people don't know these things, man. 0.79

00:46:42.700 I would like an invite to the Crockdown, though.

00:46:44.920 Sounds like a good time.

00:46:47.200 Yeah, that's good, Andy.

00:46:48.080 That was really good.

00:46:48.920 I know it was.

00:46:51.400 So anyway-

00:46:52.380 This dude raped somebody, all right?

00:46:54.620 In the middle of a Crockdown.

00:46:55.900 And he's been on final removal since 2009.

00:47:01.780 And the list goes on and on.

00:47:03.280 So basically, final remover doesn't mean anything.

00:47:06.120 Apparently not.

00:47:07.080 So we're going to kick you out.

00:47:08.100 It doesn't mean anything.

00:47:09.180 We're going to really get you out of here.

00:47:10.720 Yeah.

00:47:11.240 We mean it this time.

00:47:12.240 I'm serious.

00:47:13.240 It's like New Year's resolutions.

00:47:14.360 Fucking 15 years later.

00:47:15.780 Yeah, it's the same thing.

00:47:16.760 Like, that's bullshit.

00:47:17.640 It's going to be the year.

00:47:23.080 Bro, this is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for fucking 20 years.

00:47:30.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:32.740 Like, mom tries to get me.

00:47:33.840 You're out this time.

00:47:35.060 Yeah.

00:47:35.320 Motherfucker goes right back to the basement. 1.00

00:47:36.600 Okay, mom.

00:47:37.400 Yeah.

00:47:38.120 Hits up the microwave.

00:47:39.300 Throws the hot pocket in there.

00:47:40.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:41.780 He ain't going nowhere.

00:47:43.280 And he steals the fucking Social Security checks.

00:47:45.800 He ain't going nowhere.

00:47:46.500 Who's been eating my hot pockets?

00:47:49.800 You.

00:47:50.480 Mom.

00:47:53.960 Oh, fuck, man.

00:47:55.060 Yeah, but that's rolling right now.

00:47:56.980 Now, again, a lot of this fraud has been uncovered, quote unquote.

00:48:05.000 I'm glad it has.

00:48:06.580 I'm not saying that.

00:48:08.000 I'm glad that it has been uncovered.

00:48:10.540 I'm glad that arrests are being made.

00:48:12.520 There's a lot more that needs to be made.

00:48:14.280 But there has been an update in all of this.

00:48:18.480 Tampon Tim is out.

00:48:20.000 He's not seeking re-election.

00:48:24.700 And allegedly, he has zero regret.

00:48:26.980 Tim Walls ends re-election campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists

00:48:35.140 over fraud scandal.

00:48:36.660 Oh, you mean people who, like, found out the truth.

00:48:39.520 Yeah, right.

00:48:40.240 Right.

00:48:40.760 Yeah.

00:48:41.080 Right.

00:48:41.960 Yeah, you're not mad.

00:48:42.700 It's fucking Trump's fault that you are literally enabling one of the, to our knowledge at

00:48:50.400 this point in time, one of the biggest fraud scandals that's been going on.

00:48:53.160 Bro, he campaigned on this shit.

00:48:55.180 Yeah.

00:48:55.280 Saying how, he touted how great their daycare system was in Minnesota, bro.

00:48:58.840 Fuck, it sure was.

00:48:59.840 It was great, apparently, Mr. Tim.

00:49:02.760 Um, yeah, it was fucking amazing.

00:49:04.960 Think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you, how shitty your ideas are.

00:49:08.400 Bro.

00:49:09.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:09.840 Bro.

00:49:10.380 My ideas are so shitty, I gotta give away literally billions of dollars.

00:49:13.780 Bro, Tampon Tim's a retard. 1.00

00:49:15.280 No, there's no question about that.

00:49:17.040 Like, I'm talking grade A. I'm talking super short.

00:49:23.080 Oh, yeah.

00:49:23.740 I think he needs to have his hard drive checked, too.

00:49:28.600 I'm being serious, dude.

00:49:29.820 He gives me, like, pedo vibes, bro.

00:49:31.680 Yeah, bro.

00:49:32.720 Yeah, man.

00:49:33.560 Yeah.

00:49:34.140 Yeah, this dude, he's-

00:49:35.660 Remember his over-the-top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail?

00:49:39.460 Yeah.

00:49:40.040 Like, everybody's there to fucking see him.

00:49:42.160 Like, he's a rock star.

00:49:43.660 Bro.

00:49:43.840 He was doing the finger banging?

00:49:45.880 What do you call this?

00:49:46.820 That's not finger banging. 0.96

00:49:48.060 Oh.

00:49:48.700 Yeah.

00:49:49.460 Finger blasting.

00:49:50.460 That's not that either.

00:49:51.520 Oh, what is it?

00:49:54.780 What is it?

00:49:55.540 I don't know, man.

00:49:56.820 Those are not the two things it is.

00:50:02.060 There you go.

00:50:04.360 It's finger blasting.

00:50:06.520 Tim Walls was finger blasting everybody.

00:50:09.840 All right.

00:50:13.840 He sure was.

00:50:18.340 And they were giving it right back to him.

00:50:20.140 Yeah.

00:50:20.280 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:20.760 He took it.

00:50:21.360 Yeah.

00:50:21.640 They liked it.

00:50:22.220 He took all the finger blasting.

00:50:23.560 Yeah.

00:50:24.100 Yep.

00:50:24.880 Oh, man.

00:50:28.700 Anyway, fuck Tim Walls.

00:50:30.000 Yeah, he's out.

00:50:30.820 Yeah.

00:50:31.200 You know, listen.

00:50:31.840 All it took was one kid.

00:50:34.400 Yeah, that's it.

00:50:35.260 Yeah.

00:50:35.560 That's it.

00:50:35.840 And then we got everybody on the internet blackpill.

00:50:38.220 What are we supposed to do?

00:50:39.860 You just had one kid with a fucking cell phone and half of a fucking brain who was willing

00:50:45.580 to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some shit on blast.

00:50:49.180 Mm-hmm.

00:50:50.180 And everybody else was like, what are we going to do?

00:50:52.660 What are we going to do?

00:50:53.760 Yeah, right.

00:50:54.760 Nothing's ever going to happen.

00:50:56.680 What are we going to do?

00:50:59.480 Finger blast. 0.96

00:51:00.320 Finger blast. 0.96

00:51:00.700 Fuck.

00:51:01.080 Yeah, but, you know, Tim's good on, like, he has a certain swag, one with a ledge.

00:51:09.120 You know, he has drip.

00:51:10.700 He's cool, right?

00:51:12.700 He's going to leave on a note.

00:51:14.540 Let's see it.

00:51:15.240 That's exactly what he did.

00:51:16.920 Let's see.

00:51:17.460 Check this clip.

00:51:18.760 I'm proud of the way we treat our neighbors.

00:51:21.260 I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state.

00:51:24.260 I'm proud of the way that we innovate.

00:51:26.380 And I'm proud of the way that we are optimists for the future.

00:51:29.040 No one's taking this away from us.

00:51:31.960 Not the fraudsters.

00:51:33.640 Certainly not this president.

00:51:36.320 Not on my watch.

00:51:38.200 Tomorrow, I'll be back with you.

00:51:39.700 I'll give you an update on America's best paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it.

00:51:45.240 And at that time, I'll take all your questions.

00:51:47.140 Thank you all.

00:51:48.760 And he's out.

00:51:51.900 Best paid family medical leave.

00:51:53.960 Okay, so let's go look there.

00:51:57.300 Thanks, Tim.

00:51:59.040 Bro, what's the kid's name?

00:52:02.600 Nick Shirley.

00:52:03.320 Nick.

00:52:03.860 There you go, bro.

00:52:04.860 That's your next one.

00:52:05.960 That's your next one.

00:52:07.340 Go look over here.

00:52:09.260 Now, a lot of Somalis have signed up for this, but I'm sure it's fine. 0.72

00:52:13.440 It's right.

00:52:13.900 It's totally, totally legal.

00:52:17.460 There's no Somalis in here.

00:52:19.860 Fuck, dude.

00:52:20.700 He bolts, bro.

00:52:21.580 He's out.

00:52:22.320 He's out.

00:52:22.740 Now, just a couple hours ago, the White House issued this statement saying, quote,

00:52:28.640 the Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple active, ongoing, and extensive

00:52:34.360 investigations into the fraudulent activity that has occurred in various Minnesota programs.

00:52:39.240 The Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door-to-door investigations

00:52:43.180 of suspected fraud sites in Minnesota with hundreds of Homeland Security investigations

00:52:48.640 officers in the state and more on the way.

00:52:51.520 This was two hours ago.

00:52:52.500 Yeah.

00:52:52.980 I just pushed this out.

00:52:54.240 They don't need due process, bro.

00:52:56.000 Yank them motherfuckers out like you did Maduro.

00:52:59.160 Put them on a fucking airplane.

00:53:00.800 Send them back to wherever the fuck they came from so they can go fuck goats. 1.00

00:53:06.200 What?

00:53:08.400 Yeah.

00:53:09.220 Bro, there's a lot of memes happening right now.

00:53:11.320 Yeah, the memes are good.

00:53:12.600 Meme, man.

00:53:13.420 The memes are great.

00:53:14.440 The memes are great.

00:53:15.540 Yeah.

00:53:16.100 Yeah.

00:53:16.640 This was a good one.

00:53:17.820 For those on audio, it's Maduro.

00:53:19.200 He seems pretty chill for just-

00:53:21.640 He does, bro.

00:53:22.400 That's what makes me feel a little weird about it.

00:53:24.060 He's pretty chill.

00:53:24.900 But then again, if that were me, no matter how fucking scared I might be, I would still

00:53:32.000 talk shit.

00:53:32.760 Finger blast. 0.96

00:53:33.300 Yeah, bro.

00:53:34.500 I'd be finger-blasting everybody.

00:53:38.740 Man, you know, for somebody that got kidnapped at three in the fucking morning, he sure doesn't

00:53:42.540 seem too sad about it.

00:53:43.800 No.

00:53:44.620 But yeah, 10th upon 10, bro, the memes.

00:53:47.080 This one, I was going to send this one to you.

00:53:49.200 That's a good one, dude.

00:53:54.240 That's a good one.

00:53:55.100 Yeah, me when my manager asked what I've been doing all day.

00:53:57.700 Yep.

00:53:59.520 Yep.

00:54:00.060 Yep.

00:54:00.540 You know.

00:54:00.960 But yeah, man.

00:54:01.660 Guys, let's check in with the chat.

00:54:02.840 Guys, jump down in the comments.

00:54:04.800 Let's know what you guys got on this.

00:54:07.680 Tampon Tim, let's check in with the chat.

00:54:09.380 What do we got, guys?

00:54:10.980 Colton says, Tim Wall seems the type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose.

00:54:14.900 Oh, yeah.

00:54:17.640 Yeah, and then nobody won him.

00:54:20.440 Guys, you see me drop it?

00:54:21.880 Yeah.

00:54:22.500 I've been dropping this soap in here all damn day.

00:54:24.800 Oops, I dropped it again.

00:54:26.220 Nobody wants a shot at the title, huh?

00:54:28.300 Hey, man, just pick the fucking soap up, bro.

00:54:30.060 Hey, man.

00:54:31.180 Nobody wants your old crusty ass. 1.00

00:54:35.420 Yeah, bro.

00:54:35.940 I saw this one meme.

00:54:36.900 It was like, Elon Musk has more kids than these daycares got.

00:54:40.080 Oh, man.

00:54:44.620 Yeah.

00:54:45.620 Yeah, bro.

00:54:46.420 Yeah, Maduro.

00:54:47.240 Yeah.

00:54:48.180 Maduro's in there.

00:54:48.580 Yeah, they probably gave Maduro a cell phone hotel room in 5K.

00:54:52.340 No shit.

00:54:53.760 You know, he's eligible for bail.

00:54:55.700 You know that?

00:54:56.780 How much is it?

00:54:57.480 I don't know.

00:54:58.580 You want to bail him out?

00:54:59.720 No.

00:55:00.000 And just see if we can fuck up, disrupt the player?

00:55:01.860 Did you notice how big he is?

00:55:03.060 He's a big dude.

00:55:04.040 Which is, which is.

00:55:04.900 I get to Google it.

00:55:05.700 It says he's 6'3", but he was like way bigger than all the other guys.

00:55:08.780 Well, statistically, that's not normal for that demographic.

00:55:12.400 You know.

00:55:14.220 It's true.

00:55:16.160 Most like Central American Hispanic type people are pretty short. 1.00

00:55:20.240 They're shorter.

00:55:20.900 Just like Pooh Bear over there in China. 0.94

00:55:23.500 That's right.

00:55:23.960 He's big too.

00:55:24.600 Yao Ming, that's an outlier.

00:55:25.960 Yeah.

00:55:26.460 Yeah.

00:55:27.180 That's not how that works.

00:55:29.060 Oh, man.

00:55:34.260 Tim Wallace has more semen than the Navy.

00:55:38.780 More semen in them than the USS Aircraft Carrier. 0.99

00:55:44.420 How's the new flavor for Form Energy, bro?

00:55:46.820 Oh, man.

00:55:47.420 Oh, man.

00:55:47.880 It's really good.

00:55:48.760 I like the red one.

00:55:50.500 The Paradise Punch.

00:55:51.560 Bro.

00:55:52.100 It's like Hawaiian Punch with bubbles.

00:55:54.120 It's phenomenal.

00:55:54.980 Yeah.

00:55:55.520 Phenomenal.

00:55:56.300 I think the other one will sell better because it's like.

00:55:59.840 Silver Lightning?

00:56:00.640 Yeah.

00:56:00.900 Almost said.

00:56:02.140 White Lightning?

00:56:02.760 Yeah.

00:56:02.940 Almost said.

00:56:03.440 Yeah.

00:56:05.740 It's in right now.

00:56:06.700 Yep.

00:56:09.880 Grape is out.

00:56:11.040 All right, guys.

00:56:13.160 Silver Lightning only.

00:56:14.420 We're going to have a battle.

00:56:17.800 Oh, man.

00:56:18.500 I bet if you did mix that shit, that would be pretty good.

00:56:20.600 Yeah.

00:56:20.980 I bet.

00:56:22.080 I went to.

00:56:22.580 When I was at Will Grumpke's wedding, I was doing alcohol with the.

00:56:29.360 Oh, yeah.

00:56:30.080 With the old Tropic Lightning.

00:56:31.620 Oh, yeah.

00:56:32.040 It was good.

00:56:32.620 Pretty decent.

00:56:33.240 Yeah.

00:56:33.600 Pretty decent.

00:56:34.340 Yeah.

00:56:34.500 You don't know if you want to work out or start or punch somebody.

00:56:38.520 Yeah.

00:56:38.900 Yeah.

00:56:39.280 That green.

00:56:40.320 You said the green one?

00:56:41.640 No.

00:56:41.960 The fucking Tropical Lightning.

00:56:43.840 Oh, that one was safe.

00:56:44.240 The white one with the gold.

00:56:45.160 That was safe.

00:56:45.840 That was safe.

00:56:46.720 You're fine.

00:56:48.040 The green one, though.

00:56:48.700 What's new?

00:56:49.340 We got this one here.

00:56:50.340 It's the Paradise Punch.

00:56:51.460 Mm-hmm.

00:56:52.020 Right?

00:56:52.580 Brand new.

00:56:53.400 Yeah.

00:56:53.660 And then we got the.

00:56:55.220 Silver Lightning.

00:56:55.780 We got the Silver Lightning.

00:56:57.380 All right.

00:56:57.680 This one here is probably my new favorite.

00:57:01.180 This is the one I've been going to every morning.

00:57:03.260 Yeah.

00:57:03.440 Smart man.

00:57:04.120 Yeah.

00:57:05.600 I never got Hawaiian Punch when I was a kid, bro.

00:57:08.300 Really?

00:57:08.860 Yeah.

00:57:09.260 It was like a luxury.

00:57:11.120 You know?

00:57:11.360 Like, if you got fucking Hawaiian Punch, bro, when I was a kid, it was like, it was a big

00:57:15.540 fucking deal.

00:57:16.140 Mm-hmm.

00:57:17.480 Yeah.

00:57:18.100 So, like, you know, like, it, uh, and then what was the ones that came in the pouches?

00:57:24.200 Capri Suns?

00:57:24.760 Oh, Capri Suns.

00:57:25.420 Yeah.

00:57:25.620 Oh, fuck, dude.

00:57:26.280 Yeah, we just had fruit pouches.

00:57:27.520 Yeah.

00:57:27.980 If someone had a Capri Sun, bro, I thought about stealing it at lunchtime.

00:57:31.500 Why the fuck is that funny?

00:57:33.680 Fruit pouches.

00:57:34.620 What's a fruit pouch?

00:57:35.700 Like, we didn't, it was an off-brand fucking, we didn't even have that shit, bro.

00:57:40.920 We had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top, you know what I'm talking

00:57:43.820 about?

00:57:43.960 Yeah, the barrels.

00:57:44.780 Yeah, the barrels.

00:57:45.480 Yeah, the barrel, the fruit barrels.

00:57:46.880 Yeah.

00:57:47.480 Those things were awesome, too, bro.

00:57:49.000 These niggas laughing at my poverty, bro. 1.00

00:57:56.240 What'd you guys have, Z-Shot?

00:57:57.500 Oh, fuck y'all, man.

00:57:59.320 What'd you guys mix together, buddy?

00:58:02.800 What'd you guys do?

00:58:03.520 We had mud.

00:58:05.680 We had mud water.

00:58:08.280 Some clean water.

00:58:09.300 Oh, man.

00:58:11.260 Hey, somebody throw us some fucking Super Chat money so we can give Z-Shot some fucking 1.00

00:58:17.200 Capri Sun, right?

00:58:18.300 That's right.

00:58:19.040 That's right.

00:58:19.320 You never had one.

00:58:20.740 Somebody said DJ had Hawaiian crunk.

00:58:26.680 Oh, man.

00:58:27.700 Y'all are wild, man.

00:58:28.780 They're available, I think, now.

00:58:30.080 I've seen some people tagging me in the stores.

00:58:31.960 Yeah, they're out.

00:58:32.520 They're out.

00:58:33.300 Yeah.

00:58:33.520 Yeah, they're out, man.

00:58:35.880 But, yeah, man, guys, jump in the comments.

00:58:37.980 Let us know what you guys think.

00:58:40.840 That being said, we have to get to our third and final headline.

00:58:43.760 Tang.

00:58:44.720 Tang.

00:58:45.520 Tang, yeah.

00:58:46.420 The powder tang.

00:58:48.660 Yeah.

00:58:49.460 Have you had tang in a while?

00:58:50.540 Tang's good.

00:58:52.260 I had it like-

00:58:52.780 Do they still make it?

00:58:53.800 I had it like a few years ago.

00:58:55.700 It was pretty fucking nasty.

00:58:58.480 It just wasn't mixed right then.

00:58:59.620 It was better in the 90s.

00:59:00.860 My taste buds have matured.

00:59:02.620 Matured.

00:59:03.180 Yeah, that's right.

00:59:03.840 That's right.

00:59:05.980 It usually happens as your income goes up.

00:59:09.080 Is that what it is?

00:59:09.600 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 That's right.

00:59:10.720 That's right.

00:59:11.680 That's right.

00:59:12.880 Yeah, man.

00:59:16.340 All right.

00:59:19.160 All right, Chad.

00:59:20.600 All right.

00:59:21.220 Time to close the chat.

00:59:24.220 All right.

00:59:25.840 All right.

00:59:27.060 Headline three.

00:59:29.100 All right.

00:59:29.700 I mean, I do have my card.

00:59:32.620 Headline three, man.

00:59:36.460 Got to go to California.

00:59:38.840 Do we?

00:59:40.400 I don't want to.

00:59:41.840 All right.

00:59:43.200 I kind of wanted to.

00:59:45.180 Yeah.

00:59:48.180 Planet Fitness.

00:59:49.180 They're in the news right now.

00:59:50.500 Oh, really?

00:59:50.940 Because this headline reads, trans gym goer caught masturbating in women's bathroom at California

00:59:59.860 Planet Fitness.

01:00:01.340 That's a great idea.

01:00:02.160 Let's allow men who are mentally disturbed in women's spaces. 1.00

01:00:07.980 Fucking.

01:00:09.360 You know what, dude?

01:00:10.880 That's a great fucking idea.

01:00:12.540 That's great.

01:00:13.160 I was just kind of joking.

01:00:14.320 Let's do it.

01:00:15.320 Let's do it.

01:00:16.800 Equality, bro.

01:00:18.920 This kind of thing will never happen.

01:00:20.700 Yeah.

01:00:21.380 There's no way.

01:00:22.180 He's scared of.

01:00:22.780 There's no way perverts would dress up as women to go in a women's locker room and see them 1.00

01:00:27.580 naked.

01:00:28.140 This motherfucker didn't even dress up, bro.

01:00:29.720 Yeah.

01:00:30.120 He didn't even dress up.

01:00:31.120 Yeah.

01:00:31.400 Well.

01:00:32.420 He didn't dress up, dude.

01:00:33.600 This was wild.

01:00:35.120 Now, this was wild.

01:00:38.180 Now, that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something

01:00:43.880 that's completely absurd seem like it's a decent idea for people.

01:00:47.380 Yeah.

01:00:47.800 Yeah.

01:00:48.500 Yeah.

01:00:49.080 Yeah.

01:00:49.100 Okay.

01:00:49.640 Most women, and I'm talking like 99.9% of women, do not want transvestites in their fucking 1.00

01:00:58.020 restrooms.

01:00:58.820 No.

01:00:59.020 They don't want dicks in the fucking restroom, okay? 1.00

01:01:03.200 But because social media created the narrative that that was a popular thing, and then they

01:01:10.820 bullied people who were against it, people stayed silent.

01:01:14.020 Mm-hmm.

01:01:14.380 And now we got this.

01:01:15.480 Yeah.

01:01:15.620 Well, so the crazy thing about this is that-

01:01:18.260 Nobody actually believes this is a good idea.

01:01:19.940 No.

01:01:20.540 Nobody.

01:01:21.200 No.

01:01:21.800 No.

01:01:22.240 Now, the crazy thing is apparently this actually happened in May, last May.

01:01:27.140 Uh-huh.

01:01:27.580 All right?

01:01:28.300 But for some reason-

01:01:29.100 Well, it was acceptable then.

01:01:30.220 Yeah.

01:01:30.520 Yeah.

01:01:30.820 Right.

01:01:31.200 Yeah.

01:01:31.420 It was cool then, which means it's fine now.

01:01:33.420 And I'm sure it's not happening anymore in California anywhere.

01:01:36.480 Never.

01:01:37.620 How many times this happened doesn't make the news?

01:01:39.940 Bro.

01:01:40.980 How many times has it happened?

01:01:42.380 Like, yeah, there's zero recourse.

01:01:44.060 There's no public outcry.

01:01:45.260 Right.

01:01:45.760 People are just like, oh, fuck.

01:01:48.140 Right.

01:01:48.680 Dude, it's sad.

01:01:49.780 And then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled.

01:01:52.400 Then they get attacked.

01:01:53.240 Yeah.

01:01:53.640 Yeah.

01:01:54.120 It's absurd.

01:01:54.500 Wait, so you mean you don't want-

01:01:56.880 Yeah, I don't.

01:01:57.980 No, I don't.

01:01:58.460 I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with fucking balls and a dick to be around naked 1.00

01:02:02.020 women in the bathroom. 1.00

01:02:03.160 Yeah, dude.

01:02:03.880 I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen the video.

01:02:05.680 Now-

01:02:06.020 I haven't.

01:02:06.740 Oh, you haven't?

01:02:07.540 No.

01:02:08.120 Hold on.

01:02:09.000 We'll play it real quick.

01:02:10.140 You're going to put on your Malcolm X?

01:02:12.720 There you go.

01:02:16.640 Oh, yeah.

01:02:17.140 He's definitely beating it.

01:02:18.200 All right.

01:02:18.540 Well, I want you guys to see-

01:02:22.240 I want you guys to see this real quick.

01:02:23.360 Do a little video breakdown of this.

01:02:25.000 Yeah.

01:02:25.480 And so based off my calculations, right?

01:02:28.260 If you look at the trajectory of the shadow, right?

01:02:30.700 You can take a little ruler.

01:02:32.720 Yeah.

01:02:33.540 That's a white tranny. 0.99

01:02:37.780 You couldn't tell from his fucking white legs, motherfucker.

01:02:40.780 Well, you know what?

01:02:47.220 We could tell it's white because he's not in fucking jail. 0.51

01:02:56.300 What do you say, buddy?

01:03:01.120 That's right, Zeeshan.

01:03:02.580 Fucking get him.

01:03:04.040 Ooh.

01:03:06.320 Oh.

01:03:07.760 Oh.

01:03:08.460 Yep.

01:03:08.940 Our Chad.

01:03:09.560 Syrup.

01:03:10.140 Syrup or jelly?

01:03:13.580 Everybody gets their ass eating jail.

01:03:15.580 What's a matter if you like syrup or jelly?

01:03:17.800 Oh, fuck, man.

01:03:19.160 It's ma'am.

01:03:20.320 Yeah.

01:03:21.020 Yeah.

01:03:21.800 All right.

01:03:22.400 Oh, fuck.

01:03:22.800 Let's go on with the video.

01:03:23.940 So what was-

01:03:24.640 Please tell me the person videoing says something.

01:03:27.960 Well, here's-

01:03:28.600 This is a great thing, right?

01:03:30.300 Even though this was back in May of 25, the woman recording this called a boyfriend in,

01:03:36.280 and this was the exchange.

01:03:38.880 Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

01:03:41.540 Yeah, you got underage people walking in you.

01:03:44.300 Right.

01:03:45.420 Minors, like- 1.00

01:03:46.540 You guys, I was in the stall.

01:03:49.600 It does not fucking matter, bro.

01:03:52.100 You may not harass me, I'm in the stall.

01:03:54.040 You are in the women's bathroom. 1.00

01:03:55.660 I'm allowed to be in here.

01:03:57.340 You cannot-

01:03:57.680 Doesn't matter if you're allowed to be in here.

01:03:59.260 You're not allowed to fucking jerk off in here, bro.

01:04:02.060 That is so fucking weird.

01:04:05.340 Bro, we have video fucking proof.

01:04:08.360 Are you allowed to video people in the stall?

01:04:10.620 No.

01:04:11.180 So why-

01:04:11.560 It doesn't fucking matter.

01:04:12.780 You are a male in the fucking- 0.69

01:04:14.440 Oh, I love that.

01:04:15.060 I love it.

01:04:15.480 They sure just went to straight beating, bro.

01:04:18.100 He was already beating.

01:04:18.820 Yeah, he was beating.

01:04:19.500 Just join in.

01:04:20.180 Yeah.

01:04:21.840 I mean, dude, this is straight fisticuffs.

01:04:25.080 Bro.

01:04:25.920 Fuck.

01:04:26.460 And stomps. 0.98

01:04:28.200 Socks.

01:04:28.600 Yeah.

01:04:29.360 Stomps.

01:04:30.260 Bro.

01:04:30.800 That's the only way people like this learn.

01:04:32.660 Sorry.

01:04:33.360 Bro.

01:04:34.300 He was going for a minute, too, bro.

01:04:35.900 Listen, dude.

01:04:36.580 It's the only way people like this learn.

01:04:38.320 The only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of shit is by physical repercussions.

01:04:42.480 Yeah.

01:04:43.220 Yeah.

01:04:43.840 This is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done.

01:04:47.240 Stop recording.

01:04:48.120 Yes.

01:04:48.500 Yep.

01:04:49.160 Yep.

01:04:49.760 I'm going to show you-

01:04:50.320 This is why life before the internet and cameras were amazing.

01:04:53.440 No one cares about cameras anymore, bro.

01:04:55.220 Yeah.

01:04:55.380 I saw a video today.

01:04:56.520 It was fucking awesome.

01:04:57.600 There was this dude riding a motorcycle, and this lady came out in the middle of the fucking 1.00

01:05:02.400 street and was telling him, you can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street.

01:05:06.580 And he's like, uh-huh.

01:05:07.800 And she's like, I'm putting you on the internet.

01:05:09.680 He's like, cool.

01:05:10.480 I don't give a shit.

01:05:11.820 And she's like going on and on.

01:05:13.200 And she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore.

01:05:15.760 Put it right there, man.

01:05:16.700 Fucking tag me.

01:05:17.500 Here's my Instagram.

01:05:18.020 Yeah.

01:05:18.140 I'm going to say, make me famous.

01:05:19.180 Yeah.

01:05:19.580 I would love to.

01:05:20.540 No one cares.

01:05:21.300 No.

01:05:21.580 No one cares.

01:05:21.980 It only worked when people didn't really understand how these people were, right?

01:05:29.460 They didn't under.

01:05:30.420 Now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone.

01:05:33.580 It's going to fucking do so.

01:05:34.620 I don't care.

01:05:35.500 I don't fucking care.

01:05:36.760 Nobody fucking cares.

01:05:38.180 In fact, I like the videos that I see where people do that shit and then motherfuckers just

01:05:43.260 take the phone.

01:05:44.160 That's the shit I like.

01:05:45.320 Yeah.

01:05:46.180 Yeah.

01:05:46.500 You throw your phone in my face, bro.

01:05:47.980 I'm taking the phone.

01:05:48.700 I'm taking it.

01:05:49.380 It's my phone.

01:05:49.800 You ain't getting it back.

01:05:50.520 It's my phone.

01:05:50.980 Yeah.

01:05:51.280 And then I'm going to take all your fucking fucked up pictures.

01:05:53.800 I'm posting my Instagram.

01:05:55.640 So be careful before you fucking flash that bitch in my face. 1.00

01:05:58.620 That's right.

01:05:59.920 Oh, man.

01:06:01.240 Yeah.

01:06:01.420 No, it was good to see this being confronted.

01:06:03.800 Nevertheless, I know that they reached.

01:06:08.380 They did reach out to that Planet Fitness for comment.

01:06:10.800 Yeah.

01:06:11.080 Didn't reply.

01:06:12.180 Of course.

01:06:12.800 Didn't respond.

01:06:13.900 But it's like, dude, let's talk.

01:06:16.060 Listen, dude.

01:06:16.540 Here's the truth.

01:06:17.580 Here's the truth.

01:06:18.340 This is what has to happen.

01:06:19.320 And it should happen. 0.89

01:06:19.880 It should have happened years ago, but it should happen right now.

01:06:22.900 But again, any company that allows any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should 1.00

01:06:29.540 be completely fucking boycotted. 0.91

01:06:31.400 Yeah.

01:06:31.800 Like zero tolerance.

01:06:33.340 Yeah.

01:06:33.660 Everybody should fucking leave it.

01:06:35.380 That's the truth.

01:06:36.260 Okay.

01:06:37.240 And whether it's them or whoever else, it doesn't matter.

01:06:41.800 Now, I was about to ask you that because I do like from a culture standpoint where we

01:06:45.340 are as a country right now.

01:06:48.760 We've already detailed like why these companies, people would see these come like, man, why

01:06:52.900 would they allow?

01:06:53.520 Listen, they had to.

01:06:54.540 Right.

01:06:54.640 This is another thing that happened in Weimar Republic in Germany.

01:06:57.660 Yeah.

01:06:57.880 Okay.

01:06:58.340 They started Berlin was the capital of like debauchery and cultural degradation. 0.97

01:07:03.500 Yeah.

01:07:04.040 All right.

01:07:04.460 They had, they had, they were the first trans situations going on.

01:07:09.340 The clinic there.

01:07:09.800 Surgeries.

01:07:10.660 Yeah.

01:07:10.880 There were mother and daughter prostitutes. 1.00

01:07:14.020 It was like the, it was like the worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind.

01:07:23.100 And what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and

01:07:28.260 fucking hanging them and beating the shit out of them. 0.65

01:07:31.400 And that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated was to protect them from being 0.86

01:07:37.620 attacked by the citizens.

01:07:38.900 Right.

01:07:38.960 So, you know, there's a lot of fucking parallels here that are happening, but I'll be real,

01:07:44.620 dude.

01:07:46.760 If you do, if there's a dude in a women's bathroom beating his fucking meat, he deserves every 1.00

01:07:52.920 motherfucking ounce of heat that comes at him.

01:07:54.640 I don't, I don't care what happens in any bathroom.

01:07:56.820 I don't care what happens.

01:07:58.280 I don't, I don't care what happens.

01:08:01.300 I don't care.

01:08:01.960 I don't care.

01:08:02.520 These people are fucking predators.

01:08:04.300 They, they, there needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated, bro.

01:08:08.480 There was a time in this country not too long ago where when like, I mean, think about

01:08:12.360 this, dude, when you go to fucking jail. 0.97

01:08:16.000 Okay.

01:08:16.440 And you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders.

01:08:20.540 Okay.

01:08:20.940 People who have killed people, people who have done all sorts of bad things.

01:08:25.780 The minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or

01:08:30.420 did some, dude, you are excommunicated.

01:08:32.740 And if you come out of your cell, you usually end up getting killed.

01:08:35.580 Yeah.

01:08:35.700 You know, okay.

01:08:36.340 And that's fucking criminals, but out here in the real world, we give them rights and

01:08:42.440 we like, listen to that, bro.

01:08:44.120 Fuck that.

01:08:45.340 These people need to be fucking dealt with so that it stops happening.

01:08:48.460 Mm-hmm.

01:08:49.580 And this isn't about gay people.

01:08:50.940 This is about fucking whack job, fucking pervert fucks like this.

01:08:54.400 Yeah.

01:08:54.760 So don't mistake what I'm saying here.

01:08:56.620 No, no, there's no place for it in our society, dude.

01:09:00.600 I mean, dude, look, it's people.

01:09:03.420 Yeah.

01:09:05.700 From the very beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language that is

01:09:17.480 spoken.

01:09:18.340 You know what that is?

01:09:19.800 It's fucking violence.

01:09:21.040 Mm-hmm.

01:09:21.360 People know that when they get punched in the fucking face, that they shouldn't do those

01:09:26.240 things.

01:09:27.040 And when you get punched in the face a couple times, back when I grew up, fist fights were

01:09:31.580 a normal thing.

01:09:32.520 They were a normal thing amongst men.

01:09:34.840 If you said the wrong thing, if you did the wrong thing, if you did something that wasn't

01:09:38.940 right, you got your fucking ass beat. 0.97

01:09:41.260 Mm-hmm.

01:09:41.560 And it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like, okay, I can do this and I

01:09:45.500 can't do that.

01:09:46.080 And we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions for actions like

01:09:50.620 this, which makes people feel like they can get away with them.

01:09:53.680 And I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street beating the shit out of everybody

01:09:56.820 that makes them mad.

01:09:57.780 But I'm saying this, when people could solve differences with simple violence, fists, there

01:10:05.400 was a lot more civil of a civilization.

01:10:08.860 Mm-hmm.

01:10:09.660 And there's no mistake why they removed that from culture.

01:10:14.060 Yeah.

01:10:14.520 Okay?

01:10:14.920 They didn't remove it because it was dangerous.

01:10:17.180 They removed it because that allowed for these kind of things to move into culture. 0.80

01:10:21.780 Right.

01:10:22.200 And you can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening.

01:10:24.740 Correct.

01:10:24.960 You need this.

01:10:25.580 Bro, if this had happened 15 years ago, you wouldn't even heard about it on the news.

01:10:30.220 It would have just been like, the dude got his ass beat.

01:10:33.800 Or he got his, you know, like there was a guy in Florida, bro, who was, he was cutting

01:10:38.480 the heads off of pedos.

01:10:40.200 Yeah.

01:10:40.580 Okay?

01:10:43.560 And?

01:10:44.080 Buy that guy a beer. 0.71

01:10:45.120 Yeah.

01:10:45.620 Yeah.

01:10:46.200 Yeah.

01:10:47.460 Like, listen, it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it.

01:10:53.560 And that's cross-culture.

01:10:54.720 Yeah.

01:10:55.120 It doesn't matter if they speak Chinese.

01:10:57.080 No.

01:10:57.240 A Chinese dude comes up and does some fucking roundhouse shit in your face and flicks a booger 1.00

01:11:01.220 on you and you punch him in the fucking face and knock him the fuck out. 0.99

01:11:04.840 He probably ain't gonna do that again.

01:11:06.160 Yeah, right.

01:11:06.500 You know, and we have all this society full of capable men now who are, I think we have

01:11:11.480 a more capable, it's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence

01:11:18.080 than we've ever had with less actual violence when it's appropriate.

01:11:22.720 Yeah.

01:11:23.360 You know what I mean?

01:11:23.940 When it's actually being required.

01:11:25.120 Yeah.

01:11:25.940 Yeah.

01:11:26.140 Like, dude, people didn't, people didn't have black belts in jujitsu when I was growing

01:11:29.740 up.

01:11:30.160 They didn't train MMA.

01:11:31.960 They didn't do all this shit.

01:11:33.100 No.

01:11:33.300 Nowadays, you got motherfuckers walking around with cauliflower here everywhere you go. 1.00

01:11:37.900 What good is cauliflower here if you can't fucking take care of business once in a while?

01:11:42.020 If you can't call me the flower, baby.

01:11:42.720 I'm just saying.

01:11:47.180 This dude's a fucking... 1.00

01:11:48.540 And dude, I, I, I, you know, it's, it's, it's required.

01:11:52.300 Fisticuffs violence is required for order in society. 0.64

01:11:57.560 It just is.

01:11:58.600 Yeah.

01:12:00.420 Yeah.

01:12:02.160 If you're not going to have fisticuffs and you don't want fisticuffs, then you have to

01:12:05.620 punish people like this publicly, physically, harshly to set the tone.

01:12:10.820 So you can either have fistfights or you can have public executions.

01:12:15.020 I'm cool with whichever one we choose.

01:12:16.840 Yeah, but, you know, no, man, let's check in with the chat, man.

01:12:22.840 Yeah.

01:12:23.620 Let's check in with the chat.

01:12:25.880 I'm allowed.

01:12:26.880 Is he allowed to film in it?

01:12:28.120 Are you allowed to jerk off in there, bro?

01:12:29.960 Like, I don't think, hey, let's focus on this right here.

01:12:32.500 Yeah, man.

01:12:33.100 Good Lord.

01:12:34.080 Yep.

01:12:35.900 Dude, this is why men that, listen.

01:12:39.460 Y'all ran the fucking poll.

01:12:40.840 Y'all didn't even tell me y'all ran the poll.

01:12:42.240 Syrup.

01:12:42.960 Syrup wins.

01:12:44.500 Man, y'all motherfuckers nasty.

01:12:46.100 You want that, like, sticky syrup coming off a dude's butthole and, like, creating syrup 0.99

01:12:49.840 strings in your mouth and shit? 0.95

01:12:51.620 That's some nasty shit.

01:12:52.720 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:12:53.500 Yeah, I'm team jelly.

01:12:55.540 I'm going for the jelly.

01:12:56.900 That's not no better, bro.

01:12:57.980 That is better because it's not, like, sticky.

01:13:01.060 What kind of jelly?

01:13:01.940 What?

01:13:03.980 I'm just saying.

01:13:05.280 What kind of jelly?

01:13:08.000 Yeah.

01:13:08.940 What else we got?

01:13:09.840 Grape.

01:13:10.760 That's right.

01:13:11.340 That's right.

01:13:13.640 Oh, fuck, man.

01:13:15.920 People don't know.

01:13:16.580 That's a clip from HBO from, like, 30 years ago.

01:13:19.080 Mm-hmm.

01:13:19.280 They did a, they did, they had this show called Oz, which was about prisons, and they interviewed

01:13:24.600 this dude who was in prison, and he's like, everybody in here gets their ass ate. 0.78

01:13:28.160 Everybody knows what that's about.

01:13:29.480 Yeah.

01:13:29.760 You probably find a clip on YouTube.

01:13:30.800 Am I the boot warrior?

01:13:32.380 No, bro.

01:13:33.480 He's talking about how in jail, they eat each other's asses.

01:13:36.980 Oh.

01:13:37.540 And he's saying you either do it with syrup or you do it with jelly.

01:13:40.120 Oh, God.

01:13:40.680 You find in the clip?

01:13:41.920 Try to see if you can find it, dude.

01:13:43.000 Oh.

01:13:43.840 That's real shit.

01:13:44.420 You know about the booty warrior, though, right?

01:13:45.820 The booty warrior?

01:13:46.700 Yeah.

01:13:47.440 That's a real, no, real thing.

01:13:48.840 So, you know, there's another docu-series called Locked Up, right?

01:13:52.540 Yeah.

01:13:52.900 And they go and tour these prison facilities.

01:13:54.800 Bro, this is real shit, bro.

01:13:56.100 Yeah, like, the ultimate warrior strings and shit.

01:13:58.420 No, bro.

01:13:58.660 Like, listen, they sat down with this dude.

01:14:01.500 The fucking booty warrior? 0.96

01:14:02.980 Bro, hold on, bro.

01:14:04.340 This is, like, monumental right here.

01:14:06.440 See, somebody knows there.

01:14:10.660 That show was great.

01:14:12.060 Yeah.

01:14:12.380 Now I know you're old.

01:14:14.180 His name's Fleece Johnson, bro.

01:14:17.520 Bro, this dude right here, Fleece Johnson.

01:14:20.040 The booty warrior.

01:14:21.040 Bro, they interviewed this dude, and he's like, you know, because he's like, yeah, I'm a homosexual.

01:14:25.780 That's how he sounds, bro.

01:14:26.600 He's like, I'm a homosexual.

01:14:28.000 Yeah.

01:14:28.400 I like men's butts. 0.99

01:14:29.700 That's how he sounds, bro.

01:14:30.760 And they're like, so, like, what do you do?

01:14:32.560 He's like, well, I mean, I see somebody come in new, and I tell them very simply, I like

01:14:37.460 you, and I want you.

01:14:39.160 Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.

01:14:42.980 And they always say it's yours.

01:14:47.160 Bro, like, that's a real thing, bro.

01:14:50.480 Oh, man.

01:14:51.160 Bro, that's, like, historic right there, bro.

01:14:53.360 Oh, man.

01:14:54.060 And the producer, bro, you should have seen the interview, the producer who was, like, asking

01:14:57.140 the question.

01:14:57.540 He's like, yeah, like, we were kind of concerned for our own safety, bro.

01:15:01.740 We thought he was going to come after us.

01:15:03.420 The booty bandit might come get you. 1.00

01:15:05.000 Yeah, bro.

01:15:05.500 He got released not too long ago.

01:15:07.220 Oh, fuck.

01:15:07.980 Yeah.

01:15:08.600 Fleece Johnson.

01:15:09.600 Well, even that guy's got more fucking, I guarantee you, he's got more moral structure

01:15:14.000 in him than these motherfuckers. 0.98

01:15:15.460 Oh, yeah.

01:15:16.040 Oh, yeah.

01:15:16.500 But he was like, he said.

01:15:18.360 Did you find it?

01:15:19.220 Yeah.

01:15:19.620 All right.

01:15:20.360 Let's see.

01:15:21.460 Let's see.

01:15:23.200 We're going to educate some of your youngins.

01:15:25.520 Oh, God.

01:15:26.260 On the syrup and the jelly.

01:15:27.540 First of all, right, if he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. 1.00

01:15:34.700 They call it toss his ass.

01:15:36.260 That's the slang word, toss his ass.

01:15:37.980 It means sucking my ass, right?

01:15:40.100 With jelly or without jelly, some people use syrup.

01:15:42.640 I prefer a guy to use jelly, right?

01:15:44.500 I will reach my climate, right?

01:15:46.440 I will automatically get hard, right?

01:15:48.040 I will, you know, cum automatically if he's sucking my ass for about 10 minutes or longer, right?

01:15:54.460 It's a sensation feeling.

01:15:56.920 It makes you feel real good.

01:15:58.600 Most all gays do that. 0.99

01:16:00.420 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:01.040 Like guys that suck their ass. 0.97

01:16:02.440 It's just like a pussy, right? 1.00

01:16:04.120 But the only difference is it's not a pussy. 1.00

01:16:06.160 Like, it's clean.

01:16:07.500 The person's decent.

01:16:08.780 And the person knows that that's an asshole.

01:16:10.720 But in my...

01:16:11.280 It's like one, but it ain't.

01:16:16.340 But it ain't.

01:16:17.000 Yeah.

01:16:20.760 That's what we grew up with.

01:16:22.160 What?

01:16:22.640 Yeah.

01:16:23.360 Oh, God.

01:16:24.120 That shit was on TV, man.

01:16:25.380 Bro, that's crazy.

01:16:26.660 Yeah.

01:16:26.880 Very famous thing.

01:16:28.680 Chris Rock did something on this, too.

01:16:30.880 Yeah.

01:16:31.120 It's very famous, too.

01:16:32.540 Here you go.

01:16:33.300 Hold on.

01:16:33.700 Hold on.

01:16:33.980 Here, Fleece Johnson.

01:16:35.320 When Lockup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleece Johnson.

01:16:39.720 A long-time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.

01:16:46.580 Well, we have sexual desires, right?

01:16:49.680 So you got a bunch of men locked up in one place.

01:16:54.440 All of them get whore. 0.99

01:16:56.880 All of them's haunted.

01:16:58.120 All of them got sexual desires.

01:16:59.820 So what are they going to do?

01:17:01.840 You don't let them have a woman. 1.00

01:17:04.440 They're going to have each of somebody that's going to have to give off some booty. 1.00

01:17:07.560 And it's just that simple.

01:17:08.700 The most memorable story that Fleece told us was about the place and importance that

01:17:18.160 booty has in a maximum security penitentiary.

01:17:22.560 And he went on about it and on about it.

01:17:25.400 In his prison, booty.

01:17:28.120 Booty was more important than food. 0.92

01:17:31.880 Booty. 0.99

01:17:33.000 A man's butt. 0.99

01:17:33.920 What are we doing?

01:17:38.280 It was more important.

01:17:39.120 I'm sorry.

01:17:40.140 It was more booty.

01:17:42.220 Having some booty.

01:17:47.020 It was more important than drinking wine.

01:17:49.420 That was the most gay I've ever felt. 0.94

01:17:51.440 He said having booty is more important than drinking wine.

01:17:56.720 Here's what I'm confused about.

01:17:58.060 How did you nail his voice so good, bro?

01:18:00.080 How much time did you watch this?

01:18:01.160 It was viral, bro.

01:18:01.960 A million times.

01:18:03.220 DJ, I found your dad.

01:18:07.340 All right.

01:18:07.680 That's it.

01:18:08.360 That's it.

01:18:08.940 Enough of that.

01:18:09.560 I didn't say it.

01:18:10.420 They said it.

01:18:11.620 This one is good, too.

01:18:13.560 Blair Hickman.

01:18:14.700 I'm with you.

01:18:15.560 How did we get here?

01:18:17.100 This shit like Late Night Cinemax.

01:18:24.400 That's not my bad guy.

01:18:25.600 Oh, man.

01:18:25.760 The fucking booty warrior.

01:18:27.720 That's not my father.

01:18:29.940 Lee's Johnson.

01:18:30.760 Oh, man.

01:18:31.740 You guys got the same voice.

01:18:35.120 All right.

01:18:35.900 So, yeah.

01:18:36.600 Anyway, that's what's going on in the world.

01:18:39.520 See you fuckers later. 1.00

01:18:40.620 I say send this dude to go talk to Fleece Johnson.

01:18:43.940 Oh, man.

01:18:44.640 Yeah.

01:18:45.080 That'll fix.

01:18:45.720 That'll fix the world, bro.

01:18:47.840 That'll fix the world, man.

01:18:49.560 Yeah.

01:18:50.040 Well, guys.

01:18:52.080 Final segment?

01:18:52.980 Yes.

01:18:54.020 Please.

01:18:54.980 Put me out of my fucking misery.

01:18:58.660 Yeah, man.

01:18:59.300 Guys, it's time for our final segment of the show.

01:19:01.920 As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuckers.

01:19:04.360 We bring a headline in.

01:19:06.040 We talk about it.

01:19:08.740 That was so gay. 1.00

01:19:11.280 Booty. 0.99

01:19:11.860 It's more important than drinking water.

01:19:14.840 It's the same way out here, dude.

01:19:18.820 Oh, man.

01:19:19.700 All right.

01:19:20.380 Yeah.

01:19:20.620 Thumbs up, dumb as fuck guys.

01:19:21.860 You guys know how this works.

01:19:23.140 We bring a headline in.

01:19:24.400 We talk about it.

01:19:25.140 We vote on it.

01:19:25.960 It gets one of these two options.

01:19:27.320 And so it's not bears.

01:19:31.760 However, it is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart.

01:19:36.280 So I'd appreciate some seriousness on this topic.

01:19:39.800 Okay.

01:19:40.560 Chick-fil-A.

01:19:42.980 Fried chicken.

01:19:43.680 They need your entrepreneurial take on this, man.

01:19:49.880 They're doing some new things.

01:19:52.860 Are you like Chick-fil-A?

01:19:55.180 Yeah.

01:19:55.620 I mean, it's God's chicken.

01:19:56.200 Who the fuck doesn't like Chick-fil-A, man?

01:19:57.840 Right?

01:19:58.380 It's fucking great.

01:19:59.580 Right?

01:19:59.900 I mean, it's great.

01:20:01.020 There's nobody that doesn't like Chick-fil-A.

01:20:03.420 Yeah.

01:20:03.640 I love it.

01:20:04.400 Yeah.

01:20:05.880 I do, too.

01:20:06.940 All right.

01:20:07.520 Make sure these guys are shit talking.

01:20:09.780 Yeah.

01:20:10.340 They're coming out with some new frosted sodas.

01:20:13.240 They have retro cups and some new bags and kind of rebranding the stuff a little bit.

01:20:19.740 Just for like a little bit.

01:20:21.180 It's not permanent.

01:20:23.440 What's a frosted soda?

01:20:25.020 Huh?

01:20:25.200 It's like a root beer float, basically, but like with whatever soda you want it.

01:20:29.680 Okay.

01:20:30.100 Right?

01:20:31.020 So, yeah.

01:20:31.520 It's a whole new unveiling of a new brand of drinks.

01:20:35.440 It starts today, or yesterday, actually.

01:20:39.500 It starts today, January 5th.

01:20:42.120 The Atlanta-based chain.

01:20:43.500 I didn't know they were based in Atlanta, but that makes so much sense now.

01:20:48.180 Why?

01:20:50.000 Why, DJ?

01:20:52.020 Well, because-

01:20:53.320 I think Zaxby's is from there, too.

01:20:55.380 Zaxby's is fucking good, bro.

01:20:57.120 That makes sense.

01:20:58.120 That makes a lot of sense, yeah.

01:21:00.020 God's chicken.

01:21:01.340 I mean, there's a lot of homo sapiens I've heard in Atlanta.

01:21:09.400 All right.

01:21:09.700 Let's get on with it.

01:21:10.480 Okay.

01:21:10.860 All right.

01:21:11.260 Don't get-

01:21:11.860 We all know there's black people in Atlanta.

01:21:14.820 Fuck.

01:21:17.180 Yeah, man.

01:21:17.920 These new drinks, man, they're starting off with three flavors.

01:21:20.920 So, you can get Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, and Sprite.

01:21:25.780 And then you can also include things like Fanta Powerade, Hi-C, Bart's Root Beer.

01:21:31.400 They're doing all of these.

01:21:32.320 But they're doing some retro-style branding.

01:21:36.220 And so, we talk about culture.

01:21:37.440 Things were better back in the days, right?

01:21:40.060 These are the new cup logos that are coming out, new bag logos.

01:21:45.020 Retro vibe.

01:21:46.460 Andy, did they hit or miss?

01:21:48.720 I mean, retro's always cool, man.

01:21:50.460 Yeah.

01:21:50.880 It's kind of hard to fuck up retro.

01:21:52.360 Yeah.

01:21:52.920 You know what I'm saying?

01:21:53.580 Mm-hmm.

01:21:54.980 Mm-hmm.

01:21:56.320 Yeah, I want the staff to also get in the retro vibe, too, though.

01:22:01.600 You know what I'm saying?

01:22:02.780 Like what?

01:22:03.720 You got coming through the back door, boy.

01:22:06.020 Like pointy hats.

01:22:07.080 That's right.

01:22:08.360 That's right.

01:22:12.320 Which one's better, Zaxby or Chick-fil-A?

01:22:14.340 People in the chat are fighting over it.

01:22:16.260 Oh.

01:22:17.120 To be fair, I've never had Zaxby's.

01:22:19.180 Oh, bro.

01:22:19.820 I can't say.

01:22:20.760 I'm not one of those people that just says shit.

01:22:23.040 Okay.

01:22:23.480 Unlike the rest of the fucking internet.

01:22:25.020 Dude.

01:22:25.460 You got to try it first.

01:22:26.380 Yeah.

01:22:26.540 And then everybody else.

01:22:27.480 Yeah.

01:22:28.020 Everybody else is, you know, they're like, why don't you say this?

01:22:30.560 Fuck, I don't know about that, man.

01:22:32.500 Holy shit.

01:22:33.300 That's what intelligent people do.

01:22:34.600 They say they don't fucking know.

01:22:35.880 Bro, Zaxby's.

01:22:37.020 Listen, I'm telling you right now, dude.

01:22:39.040 Is it good?

01:22:39.540 People are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades.

01:22:43.440 Oh, okay.

01:22:43.800 They're saying Cane's is better than Zaxby's.

01:22:45.820 They can shut up.

01:22:47.020 Go back to the other picture.

01:22:49.380 Which one?

01:22:49.920 This one?

01:22:50.200 Right before that.

01:22:50.860 Yeah, I think that's cool.

01:22:51.860 Yeah.

01:22:52.040 So, like, apparently, like, 3,000 customers will have, will get a gold cup.

01:22:57.300 But, yeah, that's the new rebrand.

01:22:58.920 I want AB to go back to, like, the shorty bottles. 0.95

01:23:03.360 The short, you know what I'm talking about?

01:23:04.760 The short bottles.

01:23:05.540 Not the long necks.

01:23:06.300 The fucking short ones.

01:23:08.100 Like a red stripe bottle?

01:23:08.920 No.

01:23:09.500 They're like in-betweeners.

01:23:11.000 They're, like, not a red stripe, but they're not a long neck.

01:23:13.300 They're, like, shorties.

01:23:14.100 And they used to have natural light.

01:23:15.660 Used to come in those.

01:23:16.760 Oh, yeah.

01:23:17.800 Yeah, that's like a red stripe bottle.

01:23:19.180 Talking about these?

01:23:20.340 Yeah.

01:23:21.120 And I think Bud Light should go back to, like, the original branding.

01:23:27.140 Like, the old school branding.

01:23:28.600 Mm-hmm.

01:23:30.640 Late night Cinemax.

01:23:31.840 That's all I'm saying.

01:23:32.480 57 Bud Visor bottles look really good.

01:23:34.500 Look, look, look up, like, a 19, uh, mid-90s, uh, beer bottle.

01:23:39.300 Beer bottle.

01:23:39.980 Like a natural light bottle in the, in the 90s.

01:23:43.340 Hmm.

01:23:43.820 It's not that Coors one you showed, either.

01:23:46.620 I don't know what it's called.

01:23:47.760 It's, like, an in-between type bottle.

01:23:50.200 Was it still, was it 12 ounces?

01:23:52.300 Yeah, it was 12 ounces.

01:23:53.160 No, that looks like it.

01:23:54.100 That kind of looks like it.

01:23:54.980 Flip it around.

01:23:55.500 Let me see.

01:23:56.880 That was it.

01:23:59.040 Something like this?

01:23:59.880 No.

01:24:01.080 It had a longer neck.

01:24:02.500 Dude, what if this is, like, the Bernstein Bears thing, and what you're saying never existed?

01:24:06.260 No, it did exist.

01:24:08.560 Yes, like that.

01:24:09.440 Oh, like that.

01:24:10.280 Yeah.

01:24:11.520 So, what's the point of the long neck?

01:24:13.440 Well, dude, when you got, back then, when you got long necks, it was a big deal.

01:24:17.480 Why?

01:24:18.380 Like, because it was, like, I don't know why it was marketing.

01:24:21.220 But, like, if you had long necks and not short necks, you were, like, you were, like, you were a fucking baller, bro.

01:24:29.200 Yeah.

01:24:29.560 Yeah.

01:24:31.640 Yeah.

01:24:32.140 This is, like, the evolution of bought it.

01:24:33.780 There you go.

01:24:34.540 So, the one all the way up there on the left, I used to buy those at the gas station with a fake ID for $509.

01:24:43.220 For $509.

01:24:44.500 Let's see.

01:24:44.880 At that gas station by your house on Butler Hill.

01:24:47.040 No shit.

01:24:47.580 Yep.

01:24:49.380 Yep.

01:24:49.820 Huh.

01:24:49.980 $509 12-packs.

01:24:52.180 Miller Lite.

01:24:53.920 Damn.

01:24:54.880 Yep.

01:24:56.160 Miller Lite tastes like shit, too.

01:24:57.820 I hate it.

01:24:58.800 I still hate it.

01:25:00.000 It tastes like fucking corn chip water.

01:25:02.260 Mm.

01:25:02.840 Oh, that's nasty.

01:25:03.580 It's not a good beer.

01:25:04.360 No.

01:25:05.620 I'm a, I'm a, like you said, I mean, you make more money, you start, I like Stella's now.

01:25:09.720 Yeah, Stella's good.

01:25:10.360 Stella's are good.

01:25:11.140 Yeah.

01:25:11.460 Stella's are really good.

01:25:12.200 I still like Bud Light, though.

01:25:13.480 Yeah.

01:25:13.900 I still like, if I'm going to drink outside, like in the summertime, I drink Bud Light.

01:25:16.940 Bud Lights are nice.

01:25:17.960 Yeah.

01:25:18.860 Yeah.

01:25:19.160 Retro fit, man.

01:25:20.480 I'm with it.

01:25:21.900 I'm with it.

01:25:23.580 And root beer floats.

01:25:24.480 I mean, who, who doesn't like a good root beer float?

01:25:26.520 Right?

01:25:27.240 I mean, they're good.

01:25:28.040 They're good.

01:25:28.880 It's just like, who has the time to like actually go order one and get one and make, like, yeah.

01:25:33.220 See, I don't do that.

01:25:35.200 I do.

01:25:35.980 Yeah.

01:25:36.380 I don't do that stuff.

01:25:38.080 I might go tonight.

01:25:41.080 Yeah, I'm with it, though.

01:25:42.280 I think, I think, I like it.

01:25:43.420 But, bro, Chick-fil-A is good.

01:25:44.740 I think retro is cool, man.

01:25:46.120 I think it's cool.

01:25:46.820 I think you can always make retro cool.

01:25:48.420 Well, you always talk to, like, I mean, things are like, like, they're cyclical, right?

01:25:52.700 In the way.

01:25:53.220 Yeah.

01:25:54.040 Cyclical.

01:25:55.000 Cyclical.

01:25:55.680 Yeah.

01:25:57.100 What did I say?

01:25:57.480 They are.

01:25:58.060 You said cyclical.

01:25:59.300 Oh.

01:26:00.300 Yeah.

01:26:01.020 Cyclical.

01:26:01.580 Yeah.

01:26:02.060 They're, they come, they come, they come and go.

01:26:04.200 Yeah.

01:26:04.420 They're trends.

01:26:05.020 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:05.300 Cyclical.

01:26:05.680 Yeah.

01:26:06.400 And, uh.

01:26:08.260 It's a Krakow.

01:26:11.540 Yeah.

01:26:11.960 Yeah.

01:26:12.040 Yeah.

01:26:12.480 Yeah.

01:26:12.540 Yeah.

01:26:12.960 That's what it is.

01:26:17.180 You're so used to saying that hard R, bro.

01:26:18.880 You can't lose on the other words.

01:26:20.860 Water.

01:26:21.580 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:22.200 Like, I just can't help it, bro.

01:26:23.520 It ain't water.

01:26:28.020 It's water.

01:26:32.340 Get over here, waters. 1.00

01:26:33.900 Oh, man.

01:26:35.320 Yeah.

01:26:35.520 Yeah, man.

01:26:36.040 Well, let's check back in the chat, man.

01:26:37.340 We got a few minutes here to spare.

01:26:38.800 All right.

01:26:39.760 Let's see how the chat's doing.

01:26:40.960 That was pretty much like the most worthless show ever.

01:26:44.580 I think, listen.

01:26:46.120 The answer is we don't fucking know.

01:26:47.880 All right.

01:26:48.120 And, you know.

01:26:49.440 Poll time.

01:26:50.220 All right.

01:26:50.380 We got time for a quick poll.

01:26:51.520 Yeah.

01:26:52.360 Did you learn something this episode?

01:26:55.060 That's, that's all the poll.

01:27:00.140 Boomeranger.

01:27:03.340 Boomerang.

01:27:03.740 Dude, I got a funny story about fucking, about Heineken.

01:27:06.880 Somebody mentioned Heineken in there.

01:27:08.360 I like Heineken.

01:27:09.240 So, I went to, I backpacked through Europe a long time ago with a buddy of mine.

01:27:15.760 And we were like, I was like 17.

01:27:20.400 And we went to Amsterdam.

01:27:22.400 And we went to the Heineken brewery tour at like 10 o'clock in the morning.

01:27:27.960 And the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam is like, the inside is like, you're like, there's no

01:27:35.360 sunshine.

01:27:36.180 It's like dark.

01:27:37.840 And I mean like dark.

01:27:41.460 And.

01:27:41.740 Like a lot of black people? 1.00

01:27:42.880 No.

01:27:43.440 No, not that kind of dark.

01:27:44.300 Oh, yeah.

01:27:45.620 No.

01:27:46.220 Like you can't see your fucking hand in front of your face.

01:27:48.340 It's just very dark atmosphere.

01:27:49.900 Got it.

01:27:50.660 And.

01:27:52.460 I mean, you kept your wallet.

01:27:53.860 Yeah.

01:27:54.220 Got it.

01:27:55.700 So.

01:27:57.340 So.

01:27:58.280 Anyway, they give you.

01:27:59.400 So, it's all you can drink on the Heineken brewery tour.

01:28:03.280 We're fucking 17, 18 years old.

01:28:05.380 Yeah.

01:28:05.540 So, like, we're like fucking free beer.

01:28:08.420 You know, so we're pounding beers, dude.

01:28:10.480 And after, you know, a few morning beers, you forget what time of day it is.

01:28:13.600 Right.

01:28:14.040 Especially when it's dark on the inside.

01:28:17.120 Yeah.

01:28:17.300 Right.

01:28:17.460 So, we probably drank, I don't know, fucking 10 beers each through the tour.

01:28:22.660 Oh, man.

01:28:22.860 All right.

01:28:23.120 We get out.

01:28:23.720 It's 11 o'clock.

01:28:24.680 All right.

01:28:25.860 Fucking sun's in my eyes.

01:28:27.440 I'm like, where the fuck am I?

01:28:29.660 I'm hungry.

01:28:31.200 So, we're walking up the street.

01:28:34.060 We're backpacking.

01:28:35.060 So, I had a backpack.

01:28:35.860 He had a backpack.

01:28:36.660 And we're walking up the street.

01:28:37.800 And we go past this.

01:28:39.760 We, like, start smelling all these, like, breads and, like, bakeries.

01:28:43.980 I love bread.

01:28:44.520 Fuck, dude.

01:28:44.940 It smells so good.

01:28:45.820 I can still remember it.

01:28:46.720 And we got up to this, like, bakery.

01:28:52.500 And it had an outside patio.

01:28:54.440 So, we're like, all right, well, we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill.

01:28:58.880 And, you know, they come out and they're like, well, if you're going to sit here, you got to order something.

01:29:02.200 And so, I went inside.

01:29:03.860 And, dude, they got, like, you know, dude, just like you see in, like, you would see on Instagram, the perfect bakery.

01:29:10.300 Dude, breads and fucking croissants and cookies and brownies and, like, all the, like, perfectly laid out.

01:29:18.760 Like, and I'm, like, thinking, I'm, like, dude, I'm so hungry.

01:29:24.080 So, I'm, like, I want some of those, some of those, some of those.

01:29:27.640 And I got, like, 10 different kinds of cookies.

01:29:29.500 So, I went out on the, I went out on the patio and I ate all the cookies.

01:29:36.160 And I start getting fucked, like, I'm getting way more fucked up.

01:29:42.320 And I'm, like, I told my buddy Gavin, I'm, like, I don't fucking feel good, bro.

01:29:46.340 Like, I don't, I'm fucking, I'm fucked up.

01:29:48.320 Heineken's kicking in.

01:29:49.460 So, I fucking went back in and looked.

01:29:52.340 And they were all fucking weed cookies.

01:29:54.180 Oh, man.

01:29:55.460 Okay?

01:29:56.140 So, I, and by the way, I had very little experience with marijuana at the time.

01:30:00.340 Oh.

01:30:01.020 So, I'm, like, oh, fuck, dude.

01:30:03.360 And I start getting fucked up, more fucked up.

01:30:05.360 And then, and then, like, I wake up.

01:30:07.660 Okay?

01:30:08.400 And I, I wake up and I'm, like, laying on the sidewalk with my backpack on.

01:30:12.280 And there's, like, my buddy and, like, three people I didn't recognize.

01:30:17.720 And I wake up and I'm, like, what are you guys doing?

01:30:20.320 And they're, like, what day do you think it is?

01:30:24.480 And I'm, like, I'm, like, what do you mean?

01:30:27.520 So, dude, I fucking passed out for a full 24 hours on the fucking street of Amsterdam.

01:30:33.000 And they, like, there's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street.

01:30:35.980 And they stay with you.

01:30:36.780 And, like, and my buddy had made all these new friends.

01:30:38.880 Oh, man.

01:30:39.500 Yeah.

01:30:39.800 Dude, what a guy.

01:30:40.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:41.320 What a guy.

01:30:41.740 And so, they, like, they, like, I guess they partied while I fucking took a nap for 24 hours.

01:30:46.640 But think about, I mean, you know what I think about, too, though?

01:30:48.780 Like, think of how much crazier, like, the times were that you could do that and not get fucked with.

01:30:53.220 Oh, dude, it was film cameras.

01:30:55.880 No, no, I'm talking about, like, you didn't get robbed or fuck, you know what I'm saying?

01:30:58.940 Like, I doubt you could do that now in Germany right now.

01:31:02.260 I don't know.

01:31:03.220 I doubt you could do that.

01:31:03.840 I don't know.

01:31:04.420 I've not been there in a while, but I know this.

01:31:06.400 Like, I had no idea where I fucking was or when I woke up, dude.

01:31:10.560 I mean, it was the next day.

01:31:12.200 That's crazy.

01:31:13.040 Benji in chat says, that's the day Andy donated a kidney.

01:31:16.360 Yeah.

01:31:16.920 Yeah.

01:31:18.040 Exactly.

01:31:18.680 Bro, it's like that.

01:31:19.640 It was, like, fucking hostile.

01:31:20.740 Fuck, dude, that's so crazy.

01:31:22.100 Somebody said that, too.

01:31:22.920 That's how the hostile started.

01:31:24.100 Yeah.

01:31:24.920 Yeah.

01:31:25.200 That's so crazy.

01:31:26.540 Yeah, dude.

01:31:27.000 And the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam is that, so Amsterdam is

01:31:32.500 famous for the red light district.

01:31:34.120 If you've never been to a red light district, it's very weird.

01:31:38.080 Because, like, you're literally walking down the street and there's, like, these women 0.94

01:31:42.180 in the window and the red lights are on and they're, like, you know, dancing around

01:31:48.420 or, like, trying to get you to come over and shit. 0.83

01:31:50.740 And I was wearing an orange shirt and the World Cup was going on and they had won their

01:31:56.500 game and that was their color, orange.

01:32:00.340 So, like, they were, like, free one, free one.

01:32:02.660 Yeah, like, trying to get me in.

01:32:04.360 And, like, bro, I was, like, 17.

01:32:06.180 I'm, like, I'm going to get fucking AIDS.

01:32:07.800 That's right.

01:32:08.220 I was terrified, dude.

01:32:09.420 I don't want your cooties. 0.98

01:32:10.440 Yeah.

01:32:10.880 Yeah, bro.

01:32:11.360 You know, there's a red light district in Iraq.

01:32:15.560 In the windows, there's goats.

01:32:18.560 I believe it.

01:32:20.600 Sorry.

01:32:21.220 I'm sorry.

01:32:21.800 I believe it.

01:32:22.080 That was a bad joke.

01:32:22.840 I'm sorry, guys.

01:32:23.740 All right.

01:32:24.100 Transter-dam.

01:32:25.400 That's right.

01:32:27.660 Well, guys, thumbs up to Chick-fil-A.

01:32:30.480 I'll probably stop there.

01:32:31.540 I'll see you guys tonight.

01:32:33.160 And, yeah.

01:32:33.800 Hey, brother, I hope your son feels better, man.

01:32:36.940 That sucks.

01:32:38.920 Nick Mack.

01:32:39.740 Yeah.

01:32:40.060 Sorry, Nick.

01:32:40.880 Sorry you're dealing with that, brother.

01:32:43.460 Hope everything works out.

01:32:44.780 I'm sure it will, man.

01:32:46.340 Hope you liked the gay jokes. 0.98

01:32:48.120 Yeah.

01:32:48.800 Yeah.

01:32:49.580 All the nurses are like, who the fuck are you guys listening to?

01:32:52.580 What are you listening to?

01:32:53.320 I hope you're not playing on speaker.

01:32:54.900 Yeah.

01:32:55.080 Share the show, Nick.

01:32:56.040 Appreciate you, dog.

01:32:59.040 All right, guys.

01:33:00.260 You guys, Andy.

01:33:00.820 That is all I have.

01:33:01.900 All right, guys.

01:33:02.600 Well, thanks for joining the show.

01:33:05.520 Don't be one of these people that says the same shit every year about what the fuck you're

01:33:09.360 going to do.

01:33:09.760 Go out and do it.

01:33:10.900 Let the results speak for itself and make the world a better place.

01:33:13.620 All right?

01:33:13.900 All right, guys.

01:33:15.600 Don't be a hoe. 1.00

01:33:16.820 Share the show.

01:33:17.900 Yeah.

01:33:18.500 Went from sleeping on the floor.

01:33:20.160 Now my jewelry box froze.

01:33:21.880 Fuck a pole.

01:33:22.660 Fuck a stove. 0.96

01:33:23.520 Counted millions in the cold.

01:33:25.200 Bad bitch. 1.00

01:33:26.020 Booted swole.

01:33:26.860 Got her on bankroll.

01:33:28.500 Can't fold.

01:33:29.380 Doesn't know.

01:33:30.180 Headshot.

01:33:31.020 Case closed.

01:33:31.800 Closed.

01:33:32.140 Closed.

01:33:32.240 Closed.

01:33:32.300 Closed.

01:33:32.640 Closed.

01:33:32.740 Closed.

01:33:32.800 Closed.

01:33:32.840 Closed.

01:33:33.240 Closed.

01:33:33.260 Closed.

01:33:33.340 Closed.

01:33:33.740 Closed.

01:33:33.760 Closed.

01:33:33.840 Closed.

01:33:33.860 Closed.

01:33:34.340 Closed.

01:33:34.840 Closed.

01:33:34.860 Closed.

01:33:35.840 Closed.

01:33:35.860 Closed.

01:33:35.940 Closed.

01:33:37.840 Closed.

01:33:37.860 Closed.

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - January 06, 2026

986. Andy & DJ CTI： Venezuelan President Arrested, Over 1,000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation & Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating

Episode Stats

Summary

Transcript