990. Andy & DJ CTI: Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 40 minutes
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171.65286
Hate Speech Sentences
249
Summary
In this episode of The Realists, Andy and DJ cruise talk about their day in the life and the things they wish they could be. DJ talks about how he would like to be taller and Andy wants to be 6'7.
Transcript
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what is up guys it's andy purcell and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies
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the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome motherfucking reality guys today we have
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on the new youtube channel andy for selling motivation um with that being said there's a
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fee for the show the fee is very simple don't be a hoe share the show that's it yeah what are you
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laughing at water spotter what do you say i want to apologize for my comment i won't repeat the joke
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ever don't ever tell a joke again no more jokes this is all business that's right yeah yeah all right
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big nick too hyped there we go appreciate the reshare man oh man all right guys well what's
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going on besides you being on the brink of death i'm about to die by this racist did you notice
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i'm a little taller i wish i was a little you know that song okay wish i was a little bit taller
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wish i was a ball i did i saw you wearing your uh yeah your do i still look taller though huh yeah
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they make you taller yeah why you think i wear them yeah i mean like even now like i'm yeah i
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feel taller i'm like six seven in mine yeah well in my head you know i was he asked me like how high
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i wanted to go and i'm like okay we're like how high like how high before you're gay you know i'm
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saying like right before they're gay right there you know i'm saying how high before people start
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making fun of me on the internet that's what i'm saying like how high can we go you know i'm saying
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he's like about three inch i'm all right let's go two and a half you know i'm saying but uh no
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dude they're great oh man i love it man but yeah just trying to survive you know i mean i wish i was
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six seven actually i don't know bro i wouldn't be able to drive cars wouldn't be able to drive cars
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that's that's actually the planes trains i mean dude that's just difficult i think i'd like to be
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if i could be any height like choose my own height yeah i would choose six four like six four is a
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good height so i still feel like that's too tall you think yeah like six two six three like that's
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good that's a great height right there you know i'm saying i'm six two you know but you're not like
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six one and like three quarters yeah yeah right but like you know you can still go to the movie
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theaters you're not pissing nobody off yeah you know yeah pretty much the right size yeah you're good
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i'll take that yeah you're good yeah yeah it's a great size fuck all you six four motherfuckers
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we're heightest yeah yeah um how tall yeah yeah you're six one six one and a half yeah i'm almost
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six two i'm like six four ish with my boots on yeah i'm like six six one ish yeah almost there i'm
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like you know somewhere up in there with these shit kickers on though i'm six three now you know i
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like it temperature's different up here hell yeah man um but yeah man trying to survive dude i don't
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know what i got hit with dude everybody's feeling it right now the bugs bro that shit is going around
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yeah dude i don't know what it is bro i don't know but you know i got hooked up today chris gave
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me some uh some some skunk ass some of his bro hippie drugs bro he's like quit being a bitch just
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take it i'm like bro this shit smells like ass you go up at chris's office and you're like i got a
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fucking fingernail that's fucked up oh bro he's got you he's got like it's like oh i have this eastern
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asian cinnamon root you just rub it on your butthole to fix your fingernail here's some
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chinese bear piss for you bro you know no that motherfucker knows everything oh bro he's the
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man bro he's the man the shit always works too it does work yeah it does work butthole might
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you know i'm saying like that you know i can tell you this if he told me if i was sick enough and he
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said hey man rub this on your butthole i would do it because i know it would work i know it would
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work he knows his shit what what's wrong with that oh fuck man that's great hey man you either
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want to get better and solve the problem or you don't that's right that's right dude i had to suck
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it up bro yeah he gave me these glutathione packets man and like yeah bro i hope he's like they're
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gonna stink but just you know just drink it oh i opened that fucking dude i almost gagged bro like
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yeah he's like quit being a bitch just take it i'm like fuck but uh but no man we're working
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through it guys we're here we're gonna make it work i'm between six foot six four depending on
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what gas station i'm walking out of oh man dude i'll tell you what bro we have the fucking best
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live audience oh there's no doubt yeah there's no doubt i know i've seen everybody else yeah like
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come on yeah nope at least i enjoy a bunch of fucking comedians oh yeah everybody's comedian
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you know yeah yeah fuck racist that's what it is yeah do you guys like the uh the wednesday night
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live streams though black folks use tussin we as we mexicans use vix that robot tussin to put you
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on your ass but white people use the mix of both i'm a day cool guy yeah i like the day cool the
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day cool does work right those joke joke cap day quills oh bro you take two of those you'd be all
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right i'm all right and then we're getting through it you know yeah i'm pretty sure you could
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survive like a nuclear attack on a couple day quills a couple of day quills you take a couple
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day quills or mucinex and uh you know a little nicotine you could fucking live forever yeah bro
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yeah you know meth heads say the same about uh pseudofed
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oh yeah man well guys we got a hell of a show to get to add some blue shoes it's a blue shoe
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i'm hunting i'll see that's why people should black people use uh them honey packs
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oh yeah bro yeah they didn't have to lean that's what lean is no that's different that's different
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what is what's lean who knows what lean really is lean it's cough syrup yeah but what's in it though
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it's coding cough medicine with like some jolly ranchers and you just fucking sprite you just
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drink that yeah you sip that like a whole fucking bottle of it oh yeah you get fucked up oh fuck
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really oh yeah bro coding is a powerful try it no no no no no bro that shit is fucking crazy
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so it doesn't work that good yeah yeah it works really good you know what i'm saying
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all right well enough uh you know about you know advertising degeneracy here uh let's keep going
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i thought you guys were into health yeah that's right that's right no judgment but you know um
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no judgment i'm gonna judge the fuck out of you
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oh man uh but yeah no man we got a hell of a show uh got lots of stuff to cover um but i you know i
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found these things i don't know who's like who was actually managing these accounts lean is heroin
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really is that true look it up i looked it up listen uh lean is a syrup concoction made of
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prescription strength cough syrup with a soft drink and a hard candy
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yeah so active ingredients are codeine and promethazine yeah you're right
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oh shit yeah man all right all right yeah we got a show to do we do we do okay uh but i wanted to
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show dude like i said i don't know who's running these accounts but somebody's like they're posting
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like just og clips you know like back when like just the world was just a you know just a cooler
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place yeah and uh and uh uh your boy has a clip dana oh yeah dana white has a clip and dude i
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didn't know like first of all dana's awesome right i didn't know he was a prankster did you know that
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i mean i mean i think we both know that dana likes to have a good time he likes to have a great
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time yeah he likes to have a great time and uh this clip has now been going around and like
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starting to pick up some steam um where he turned his cfo's office into a kid's bedroom
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do you see this no check this out bro this is great so as you guys know here at the ufc we're
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always busy so monday all these big meetings start we're looking for our cfo our chief financial
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officer so we go to the secretary and she's like uh he's learning how to race porsches in north
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carolina are you f***ing shitting me right now so since he's been gone we cleaned his office out
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and since this guy is such a little race fan we changed his office for him and gave him a new look
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lovely little seating area for his too many people show up we've got some extra beanbags here for him
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that they can throw around now if he's working in his car bed and he has people around he can have
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them sit around his desk here he can race his scooter over to the kitchen grab some diet coke he likes
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the diet coke now that he's a big race car driver he can show off all his photoshopped his f***ing face
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that's when he was sponsored by eminems and that was when he won the ford cup yeah it was actually
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happening in the movie that's what happens when you do dumb s*** here at the ufc
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that's pretty good bro i mean that's a good prank that's that's all that's almost as good as the one
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that you did oh yeah that was good that's close yeah that's what you got paul i'm something of a
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prankster myself yeah you know what i'm saying yeah man you know i've seen enough i don't fucking
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just don't f*** with me i ain't pranking dj like that don't f*** with me yeah it's gonna get it's
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gonna get bad yeah yeah well i mean i help in the pranks but i'm not pranking you
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yeah man and i'm not a good pranker yeah oh dude too busy for that s*** no i mean it's not that i'm
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not busy right like there's a method to it right like it had like you gotta make it mean something
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you know what i'm saying like and yeah you gotta strike at the right time i'm very strategic with
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it you know and um don't take much effort you know i think that bathroom thing took me like all like
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10 minutes yeah you know super easy but uh i do this was great this was great dude i'd say it's a
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plus yeah probably i mean execution on this is great it's great this little car bed i could just
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picture dana just ordering s*** off of amazon let's f***ing get that s*** there real quick he's
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learning to race porsches yeah man i thought it was great dude i like to see it like dude the clips
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that come out right now like they're awesome like just just a different time back then dude because
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he looked young i don't know when that was but i mean he looked good dude it's just a different time
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back then man are you saying dana looks bad now no i mean he's trying to get me he's trying to get
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me yeah he's trying to get me no i'm just saying it's a different like he looked different you
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look until you look a lot younger you know um you're gonna change the subject soon
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now you're gonna have him bust my balls next time man god dang all right man guys let's get it to
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the cruise though that's what you guys are here for remember um if you would like to see any of
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these pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can check them all link
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there uh that being said how about one all right you know i honestly i thought this was a topic that
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was gonna be dying down and uh you know it was like losing some steam which one up in minnesota bro
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now it's rolling again it's hot it's hot stealing police cars and shit breaking really oh bro it's
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getting crazy um we gotta cover it we gotta talk about it um and this all started like i said everything
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was dying down and then you get some venezuelan illegal aliens attacking federal agents with a shuffle
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yeah and so that yeah yeah i mean fuck i mean i don't i expect it nothing less expected nothing
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less uh let's dive into it but yeah according to i mean
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what do you think is going to happen like that that's been my take on this whole thing yeah like
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we have lost the plot in terms of what the guardrails are of a functioning society yeah if you go out
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and you attack a police officer with a fucking shovel there is a high probability that you're
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going to get shot what are we talking about oh no they're supposed to match for us with force though
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they should have put out some shovels you know so we're gonna pull out their fucking retractable
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shovel people arguing over this oh bro listen people started fucking getting hot um but yeah
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according to the dhs spokesperson um federal agents they were arresting a male from venezuela when the
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person fled and began and quote began to resist and violently assault the officer two people allegedly
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appeared from a nearby building and joined in on attacking the officer with a snow shovel and broom handle
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which led to one of them being being shot he's in stable condition he's now back in custody um these
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were the three guys uh these upstanding future nasa scientists you know road scholars road scholars
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fucking oxford educated guys yeah and um leaders of the free world and they're attached to chundra
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you know i'm saying allegedly highly credible organization oh bro it's i mean it's like a
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pretty much the best of the best it's like open society's foundation you know i'm saying like it's
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up there bro and uh but yeah i mean and so that led into to some rioting happening uh overnight um
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this headline uh this report reads rioters smash into ice vehicles minneapolis police stand down
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um it's not ironical right um and so yeah that's been rolling well i mean look um they're not getting
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any support so there's a lot of them and very few of us and we're not getting any support from
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fucking anybody what do you think they're gonna do you know yeah yeah yeah they um there's a couple
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of videos going around right now uh where they broke into one of the vehicles they ripped out the
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weapon locker i saw a video of that you saw i got it here for those who have not seen it yet let's check
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this clip oh wow oh my god that's a rifle bag oh my god with a rifle in it dude's got
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now you can't tell me that we do not have the capabilities
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we know you guys listen to every fucking thing we say in every message
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there should not be any problems with finding every single person that was in a 30-foot
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radius of that vehicle and locking their asses up correct like why aren't they so why aren't they
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why aren't they right um this is sick i mean now you got a fully automatic federal firearm
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on the streets up there in the hands of that wasn't the only video there's a few there's a
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whole fucking thing out right you know they took the entire fucking thing out and um you know police
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finally come after a couple of minutes but i mean that rifle was gone in seconds you know
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now with all of this shit that's popping off up there now again we are i understand it's not the
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entire state of minnesota right like no this is the same thing that happened with mike brown here
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where they're portraying a few blocks of bullshit to be the whole fucking city right i actually
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talked to a couple of my buddies who live up there and they were saying the same shit yeah you know
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i'm saying it's not the entire state right but there is a problem um and as you alluded to there's not
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really a whole lot of fucking support so you know with that though trump does come out um and he
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threatens putting in the insurrection act if minnesota continues to allow attacks on ice he did
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this through a truth on truth social saying quote if the corrupt politicians of minnesota don't obey
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the law and stop the professional agitators and insurrectionists from attacking the patriots of ice
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who are only trying to do their job i will institute the insurrection act which many presidents have done
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before me and quickly put an end to the travesty that is taking place in that once great state thank you
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for uh you attention in this matter uh president djt you know and it's interesting though he did
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highlight the professional agitators professionals get paid right okay all right so we're acknowledging
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that these are fucking paid i just said that i like that that's great um what's gonna be like what
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are we waiting for because i mean it's very cool if you really wanted to stop you would arrest the
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people funding them yeah cut the head off you what you are everybody knows who those people are
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everybody fucking knows everybody knows everybody knows why isn't he doing anything
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like are you here's what i don't like dude i'm gonna tell you what i don't like
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i don't like that for four fucking years people bitched and moaned and cried about
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these millions of fucking military age males that came into our country and we've had how many instances
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too many to count where these military age males who came here with no fucking families
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have raped killed murdered american citizens primarily women and no one's talking about that at all
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and now all of a sudden the same people who were screaming to get these motherfuckers out
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are now upset about the method to which they are trying to get them out that's right okay that's right
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do you want them out or do you not want them out right is that's it yeah do you want them out or do
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you not want them out that's it okay and like we've said for years the way to remove these people
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is going to be unpalatable to a lot of people that's reality yeah well i mean dude they're not
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going to go voluntarily these motherfuckers are not about to hop in a cha-cha line and fucking board
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a fucking jet to get about here bro look not doing the united states of america is empathetic to the
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point where it's going to cost us the literal country yeah okay we have we have had it so good
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here for so long that people believe that other people are just misunderstood right or they're just
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they grew up the hard way or you know they don't come from no shit they don't come from here that's why
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they shouldn't be here okay so while we can say that yes it no one personally i don't like seeing
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american citizens beat up or shot or whatever no but if we remove the situation and we placed let's say
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this exact same situation that happened with this woman that got shot that set all this shit off
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and we said and that was just a normal traffic stop right she would have got shot there too right
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right okay so so what are we doing right what are we doing do we want the country for americans
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or do we want illegals to come in and take the fuck over and eventually overpower you and your
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fucking family what what's annoying to me is these fucking people who have never dealt with any sort
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of evil or violence because the country has been so good for so long that they are literally protecting
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these people that do not belong here steal from you steal from me steal from them who wouldn't piss on
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those protesters if they were on fucking fire okay defending these people right i can't dude i like
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the the the amount of hypocrisy here and the amount it's like what do you want like y'all bitched
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because you didn't want these motherfuckers here and now those same people are like well we don't want
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the government because if you're supporting them you're a bootlicker it's like okay dude so you want
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total chaos or you want anarchy you want no rules you want no laws you want fucking you want to drive
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down the street with your fucking ar every single day and that's how you want to live like we like
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they live in a third world country with like a fucking warlord i'm prepared for that right i got
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tanks two of them right i got an mrap okay i got more guns than fucking any of you i can promise you
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that i got a whole room in my house it's fucking just guns yeah right okay
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if we're gonna go warlord fine i can do it yeah but y'all can't you're right okay so what are we
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crying about let them do their fucking jobs let them get the motherfuckers out and if people stand
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in the way just like if they stood in the way of any police or fbi process they're gonna they're
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gonna deal with the consequences consequences to it dude well like i mean that's the thing it's like
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i know i've said i know we've said it plenty of times people say oh well they're gonna use it
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against you later dude i don't think you understand have you not seen the videos of these people have
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you not seen there's there's thousands of videos on the internet right now of communist leftists
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saying wait till we get back in power we're gonna round all of you up and we're gonna fucking kill all
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of you like they're telling you what they're gonna do right they they do you you think they don't mean
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that they mean it yeah that's the thing dude everybody wants bacon so it's time to see how
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it's made this is how this is how mass fucking murders happen bro okay the pendulum starts to
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swing back and forth and it gets more extreme and more extreme and more extreme and the party that
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loses whether people want to know understand this or not this is reality the people who get killed
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are the people who don't really believe the other side will kill them okay so we have a problem here
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in this country we have an infestation of people that shouldn't be here who are here for nefarious
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reasons to defraud and commit crime and whether that's their culture or not it's not our culture
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yeah and then we have this communist ideology piled and mixed in with that that
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are literally the weakest most dependent least capable human beings on the planet
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wanting the power and what happens when you give people power that don't understand the
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repercussions of using power or have never felt the repercussions of power used against them
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they are indiscriminate with the power and they abuse it and they will use it to their advantage
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and i would highly recommend that people think about that i think everybody should think about that
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yeah i think that you should take people at their word when they say that they want to round you up
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and fucking kill you because that has happened multiple times with communist ideology in history
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and we don't even go back that far to fucking see it we saw it during covet what happened when you give
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give these type of people a little power and you got fucking 17 year old kids selling you you can't
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fucking buy groceries for your family because you're not wearing a fucking face diaper we've seen it well
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now they're saying that that's what we're doing by supporting that no dude these are the laws that have
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existed in this country for fucking not some emergency order yeah and by the way if they let
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the insurrection act go that's like trump said and like you guys know i don't fucking agree with
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everything trump does a lot of the shit that i think he does is fucking stupid but that is a real
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thing for a reason yeah so my thing to the people who are out there like oh bootlookers right like
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okay you don't like how it's being done you go do it well that's the other alternative go do it okay
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let's just tell the government to fuck off we got you guys go home and then we the citizens will
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handle it yeah go do it if we're gonna do that let's do that let's do it okay but here's the
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reality myself and most americans don't want to live in a third world society where we have to drive
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up and down the street with our weapons and play wild wild west like that sounds cool like every
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testosterone filled dude's like fuck yeah i'll do that you don't really want to do that no you want
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your wife to worry about that you want your kids to worry about that no that we're already paying
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for them to do their jobs let them do their fucking jobs dude it real talk you know what i think it is
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i think it's a lot of fucking bots on the internet trying to fucking stoke the fire combined with a
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bunch like look at how many people saying this are totally anonymous yeah very few people are saying
00:26:40.180
unreasonable shit with their fucking face and their name and their voice right and in my opinion
00:26:46.000
if you have an anonymous account and your name ain't on it your opinion don't mean a motherfucking
00:26:51.240
thing okay you're a fucking coward you won't even allow your fucking name to be known okay so how is
00:26:59.240
what you say what does that matter yeah you're not even a real you're not even willing not willing to
00:27:04.600
say these people are on the internet calling people cowards and bootlickers it's like bro you're a pussy
00:27:09.440
you won't even put your fucking name on the fucking line yeah right right so it's just it's absurd shit
00:27:16.060
and you know the people the common sense people of this country i think they generally want law and
00:27:21.900
order i mean if we looked back at what people voted for it was the number one thing besides the economy
00:27:27.780
that people were concerned with right the border and law and order yep okay so do you want it or do
00:27:32.880
you not do you want it or do you not if you want it and by the way yeah there's gonna be some
00:27:38.120
eggs cracked in the process that is the fucking reality dude that is the reality yeah i and they're
00:27:44.900
like well maybe it'll be you next time maybe it will but i'm gonna try to not put myself in the way
00:27:48.740
of that i'm damn sure not trying to block ice agents i know that you know what i'm saying like
00:27:53.200
come on man i i just dude it's the the the the dialogue on the internet around this issue just
00:28:01.660
doesn't make sense no it doesn't dude it doesn't it doesn't no that's weird i mean now with all of
00:28:07.380
that happening though there is something else that's coming out um going right back up there
00:28:12.560
uh nick shirley's in the news again um there's more fraud yeah more fraud coming out now um this
00:28:18.220
is now taxpayer funded taxi companies yeah the great drivers you mean the zero taxis that exist
00:28:27.300
yeah right right right um yeah that was the last time you saw a fucking taxi oh dude when's the last
00:28:35.280
time you saw a county cab all right couldn't even tell you yeah you don't see i don't i don't see
00:28:40.340
them i bet they get a lot of money maybe not county cab but you know what i'm saying yeah yeah this uh
00:28:45.780
yeah i mean and even the the minnesota star tribune they they reported on it um because it's i mean you
00:28:51.440
can't you can't not talk about it dude um there's new fraud concerns surface in minnesota medical
00:28:55.920
transportation program so providers um and prosecutors have seen issues in the medical fund
00:29:01.840
medicaid funded non-emergency medical transport program for years um and now it's the subject
00:29:07.600
of a new video by conservative influencer nick shirley so a transportation service that pays for
00:29:14.360
people's rides to medical appointments is among the medicaid funded programs facing new scrutiny
00:29:19.060
people working in non-emergency medical transportation have been ringing the fraud bell for quite some time
00:29:25.520
the program along with other medicaid funded services um they've been seeing providers get
00:29:34.400
billed for 80 million dollars that was just in 2018 by itself 2024 went up to 115 million dollars
00:29:42.600
before dipping and yeah these are same exact thing you got these businesses registered to these
00:29:47.740
fucking you know defunct places or there's 15 of them registered to a single house it's the same
00:29:53.720
exact shit just a whole nother thing it's so much stuff that's happening up there like so much
00:30:02.600
so much and and the problem is like dude if nobody's been able to notice this shit or or like
00:30:08.060
you know like be like i'm like the fact that this has not been a bigger thing you know fucking 10 years
00:30:14.660
ago 15 years ago is proof enough that we're paying way too fucking much in taxes bro way too much
00:30:20.200
way too fucking much dude what do you mean way too much
00:30:22.940
yeah like it shouldn't take that to realize that but i mean look dude you know everybody keeps saying
00:30:33.860
in our little community here and you run for president run for president y'all wouldn't be able to deal with
00:30:42.080
what i would do i'm being serious you ever seen the movie the fucking siege okay you know they set
00:30:49.540
up those fucking they set up it's a movie about uh arabs committing uh terror attacks i think in new
00:30:56.780
york city okay and they can't figure out who the fucking terrorists are because they're all mixed in
00:31:03.420
it's the same problem that they had in the middle east and afghanistan and there was no actual
00:31:07.460
they hide amongst themselves right okay and so they set up they they set up camps and they put
00:31:15.940
all the motherfuckers in the camp and then they work through the people that are in the camp to figure
00:31:20.880
out if they belong here or not to figure out who the fuck is who that's exactly what the fuck i would
00:31:27.100
do yeah and everybody would fucking go fucking crazy wild yeah would they though would they though
00:31:32.840
would they i think they would i i think we got a bunch of soft people you have a few people paid
00:31:38.380
i think we have a bunch of soft people that don't understand how the fucking bacon's made yeah they
00:31:44.500
don't get it and they want everything to be nice and peaceful and harmonious and then they want law
00:31:49.280
and order and stability and you can't have law and order and stability without doing some things that
00:31:55.080
might be not that fun to look at yeah that's just reality dude like just like when you guys all go
00:32:02.160
eat your steak at your favorite restaurant and you sit down and you know you eat it and it's the
00:32:07.700
greatest steak ever and then you know someone shows you a video of how they kill the cows oh man i don't
00:32:14.100
with the little with the little fucking the little blow thing that you know uh you know i don't know
00:32:19.660
what they call it right and the dudes just walk up and fucking hit the cow in the head and it's dead
00:32:23.440
and they get sick and it's like well you just ate the steak and you loved it right yeah but i don't
00:32:29.460
want to see okay well there has to be people that are willing to slaughter the fucking cows for you
00:32:33.780
to have your motherfucking steak and the problem that we have here is that people don't like the
00:32:38.960
way that law and order is being made right and they're not going to like the result either right
00:32:45.520
okay you know if you didn't like the way steaks were made but you wanted a steak guess what you
00:32:49.680
would fucking starve right okay so or take bill gates fucking i just don't understand like to me
00:32:55.900
that's common sense yeah like i understand that i just don't understand how people don't understand
00:33:03.380
that i don't i honestly i don't even understand how this is the fucking talking point that it is
00:33:08.580
like i've seen dudes make 20 fucking videos on the same thing over and over and over and over and over
00:33:13.460
and over and over and over and over and over and over and i'm like bro yeah what are we talking
00:33:17.180
about here you said you wanted them gone now you don't like the way they're doing it right
00:33:24.260
you see what i'm saying right so what do you want yeah but sitting back safe behind your fucking
00:33:31.300
phone typing away that's not gonna do yeah you're gonna feel a little different when one of these
00:33:34.980
illegals like rapes your fucking kid or murders your wife right you're gonna feel different yeah
00:33:41.280
i don't know it won't be me yeah everybody thinks that all right so all right man and i and what i
00:33:49.460
can't stand is people call them immigrants these are not fucking immigrants they are criminals right
00:33:54.880
what do you mean they're criminals they didn't all break the law no they did because there's a law
00:33:59.320
about coming here that they fucking broke right god dude it's like it's like it's like the iq
00:34:06.780
of the world is just like dipping by the fucking hour yeah dude it's crazy man it's crazy let's check
00:34:14.140
in with the chat we'll take some time to cruise with you guys uh for those listening tomorrow let's
00:34:19.420
know what you guys think down in the comments but let's check in with the chats who the chats got
00:34:22.680
going on i mean real talk dude uh that's what i would do that's what yeah at water swatter that's
00:34:31.680
what i'm talking about the old no country for old men that thing he uses in there by the way i love
00:34:35.880
that movie i've never seen i haven't seen it oh dude it's great is it good yeah isn't it long
00:34:40.300
huh it's a long movie isn't it well you never watch a long movie i mean i will but like it gotta
00:34:45.480
be fucking good no it's fucking good okay all right all right ady i'm yeah i think so too dude
00:34:52.780
uh two hours two minutes huh two hours and two minutes i mean look man you know i just i just
00:35:00.120
think that people aren't they don't have the stomach for reality anymore and i think things are
00:35:04.420
going to have to get a lot worse for americans in general for them to accept the reality of how to
00:35:09.980
fix the problem yeah you know i know i know what i would do and you everybody says oh you
00:35:18.000
you should run for office dude you you kind of like this shit now like wait you guys you guys think
00:35:24.160
i'm kidding yeah i would take corrupt people and i would put their heads on sticks on the front on
00:35:31.280
i'm not joking like that's what i would do people wouldn't like that they'd say oh that's cruel yeah
00:35:36.860
that's the point so that no one else fucks with you ever again right i don't know bro
00:35:47.720
the problem people are a product of the propaganda forced to go through public school and college
00:35:57.360
along with parents that don't care to educate their kids totally agree yeah totally agree here's what you
00:36:02.760
have you have 20 years worth of people that have been raised to believe that because they breathe
00:36:08.880
the air they are promised the fruits of the world which is not true and it's never been true and it
00:36:15.500
will never be true okay those people are now adults and when you see them look how they behave bro
00:36:25.180
okay we went away from like disciplining kids like if you spank your kids now it's fucking abuse
00:36:31.560
right okay well it's very clear that a lot of these people have never had their spankings right okay
00:36:37.180
and you can tell because the minute that anyone puts fucking hands on them no matter what they do
00:36:43.340
they throw a fucking temper tantrum it's like what what do you expect okay so that's correct
00:36:52.340
that doesn't change that there's a problem yeah okay like we have to get away from the stinking
00:36:58.700
that because someone dealt with something when they were a kid or because someone grew up harder or
00:37:06.040
because someone fucking whatever whatever happened to them that they're justified in whatever the fuck
00:37:13.920
they do to other people because they are not yeah okay well when do we draw the line when do we draw
00:37:18.520
the line up you draw the line in the law the lines are already there that's what i'm saying man
00:37:22.980
do you think the people that are upset didn't want them gone in the first place i think all of us
00:37:29.440
here are down for your plans yes here yeah you guys if everybody was down with the plan i'd be the
00:37:37.660
number one show in the fucking universe but you know what happens people come in they're like
00:37:42.880
this guy's fucking crazy you're you're correct i am crazy you know i'm crazy enough to solve the
00:37:49.080
fucking problems you know i say crazy enough it just might work yeah yeah look bro we also like
00:37:55.140
life is like to not like the life is very binary to me yeah that's what i've learned over the court
00:38:01.480
it either is or it isn't you either are or you aren't it it it's it's that simple bro yeah
00:38:09.480
and i i you know if you want the problem solved you can solve the problem you can't complain about
00:38:16.900
how the problem solved you actually want it solved you know and then another thing we have is we have
00:38:22.100
all these fucking people on the internet you know they say shit like this well uh you know you fucking
00:38:30.580
what do you do you you get on the you get on the podcast complain behind a microphone no actually
00:38:35.560
motherfucker uh i employ 11 000 fucking people okay in total inside and outside of our fucking
00:38:43.020
companies meaning in the building and outside i've created careers for thousands and thousands of
00:38:49.860
people i've helped millions of motherfuckers change their lives with free shit and free programs okay
00:38:57.820
when you want someone to carry your fucking water for you and do everything for you can't complain
00:39:05.560
about how the fuck they carry it all right and we got a big problem in the country where people are
00:39:11.380
like what what okay well you're complaining on the podcast you big cry baby what the fuck are you
00:39:17.480
doing what have you ever done right anyway he employs more people than the three surrounding towns i live
00:39:26.360
in yeah that's what i'm saying and like bro by the way if you want to know what it means to be
00:39:32.960
patriotic it means building shit that helps people that bring that gives people jobs it gives people
00:39:39.940
careers and fucking stands for things and helps people like dude it's just aggravating as fuck dude
00:39:47.520
sometimes like real talk it makes me want to just say fuck it and just go move to fucking costa rica
00:39:52.820
and chill and be a fisherman like for real because it's like dude what are you what are you going to do
00:40:01.220
go go to who's going to be the first one to go to washington dc and be willing to give their lives well
00:40:06.420
you know you wouldn't have to do that if you actually all just started fucking using your
00:40:10.240
goddamn voice okay that wouldn't that wouldn't be required yeah man
00:40:15.380
yeah great shit dude the shit this the stuff's happening up there like i said i thought it was
00:40:22.800
dying down it's picking back up so we got to keep a good eye on it we'll see what happens yeah but um
00:40:28.020
with that being said guys remember jump down in the comments let us know why don't i go to costa rica
00:40:33.000
because i feel an obligation here's why because i feel an obligation america has been very fucking
00:40:40.180
good to me very good i've worked my fucking ass off i've given everything i fucking have it's been
00:40:46.900
very good to me i i know better than most people what you can grow out of the fertile soil i know that
00:40:54.040
yeah and i've seen that and i've experienced it and i experience it every day and i feel that as a man
00:41:01.000
in america that you have a duty and an obligation to make sure that that soil is fertile for the next
00:41:10.640
generation to come through okay i don't think about why don't i go that's the only reason i don't go
00:41:17.300
so you know the dude says oh he's boasting about views i don't give a fuck about fucking views
00:41:23.940
the minute this shit was over i'd be fucking out of here dude so that's real man guys jump into the
00:41:30.480
comments i just know what you guys think with that being so usc uh usc micah bro read the comments on
00:41:36.880
read the comments on the clips that go around the internet you'll see oh yeah yeah yeah twitter
00:41:42.720
twitter might be a uh a vacuum chamber but you go fucking ig and shit yeah yeah crazy shit what the
00:41:48.800
fuck are you doing yeah fucking podcaster who pushed in this guy's cheerios yes fucking you
00:41:56.000
eat cheerios motherfucker yeah small business owner in minnesota not paying taxes till walls is out
00:42:01.480
made a video got half a million views people loved it i challenged everyone in my state to make a video
00:42:06.020
to fucking crickets that's right that's right we got we got a bunch of fucking
00:42:12.860
bullshit yeah yeah yeah man let's keep cruising guys we got uh we got more to cover here let's get
00:42:21.540
to uh hello number two this is our fucking time josh you're correct this is our time and if we
00:42:28.060
fucking fail it we will be the generation that lost freedom for every fucking generation coming
00:42:33.820
behind us that's a real thing that's a real thing that other american men before you and i understood
00:42:42.860
now we got grown men in their 40s to spend their whole day in their basement playing fucking video
00:42:46.780
games like they're fucking 12 right anyway yeah joe joe cook i'm worried about my kids you should be
00:42:55.880
very i'm worried about your kids anyway yeah fucking hot pockets yeah all right man let's get to uh
00:43:03.540
headline number two um we gotta check in on the national stage there's some things shifting around
00:43:09.840
and uh don't worry for all of you out there we got some epstein shit coming up here shortly
00:43:13.700
so stay tuned for that but uh let's check in on greenland uh there was a meeting you see the
00:43:20.120
meeting no oh yeah there was a meeting with the danes denmark's foreign minister says trump has a
00:43:27.680
point on china and russia's threat to greenland no shit
00:43:31.100
really oh shit no he's he's no he's actually just hitler and wants to take everything that's right
00:43:44.320
that's right that's right fucking dictator yeah yeah denmark dude i'll be real trump's problem is he's not
00:43:49.780
dictator enough yeah yeah yeah denmark's foreign minister admitted he shares concerns uh with
00:43:59.140
president donald trump uh and u.s officials over greenland's vulnerability to chinese and russian
00:44:04.460
influence despite his firm opposition to a u.s takeover quote there's absolutely no chinese
00:44:10.060
footprint in greenland danish uh foreign minister lars loch ross motion um said on the special report
00:44:17.420
wednesday having said that yet there's always a bit of truth in what he is saying we definitely
00:44:24.220
share the concern that the arctic is not any longer a low tension region and of course we have to be
00:44:30.360
aware of that and that's why we have invested almost 15 billion u.s dollars last year in capabilities
00:44:35.700
in greenland um do you know do you do you know pull up the chat chat come back chat
00:44:49.520
ooh trivia time how far away at the closest point now russia and china are fucking together on this
00:45:00.360
how far away is russia at the closest point i know do you know without looking it up be honest
00:45:05.940
closest point to what to america yeah what do you think it is it's alaska what do you think the miles
00:45:11.720
distances it's like 50 miles no it's 2.4 miles that's it yeah that's it damn that is correct
00:45:18.740
so maybe if people understood geography they'd understand what the fuck trump is talking about
00:45:23.160
damn and if you take the world and instead of looking at it like the way that it looks east to
00:45:28.120
west and you look at it north to south you'd start to realize the motherfuckers are right there
00:45:32.140
yeah they're right there that's not that far yeah i thought i don't know wow i thought it was like 50
00:45:36.920
miles it's 2.4 miles that's crazy that's crazy you can fucking see it that's crazy
00:45:45.380
flat earth is correct hammer that's exactly correct hammer got it right but i bet he looked it up what
00:45:56.000
damn yeah and the international date line runs between the two islands yeah so one i it's really
00:46:05.080
weird because two point two miles apart one day is monday and one day is the day before
00:46:09.760
yeah so time time travel is possible yeah yep they call they call one island tomorrow island
00:46:17.360
and they call the other island yesterday island really yeah they do damn look it up
00:46:22.820
so anyway uh they should not be that close okay that's correct i think people understand people
00:46:29.320
should understand that you know it's not like they're like we look at it east to west and we
00:46:33.820
say holy shit bro you got to fly all the way around the world to get no you don't no not at all
00:46:39.140
and canada and greenland and alaska are very important strategic positions to defend ourselves against a
00:46:47.620
you uh a chinese russian alliance that's real shit
00:47:05.860
but but this is also russia you're looking at it flat
00:47:10.180
if you wrap that around russia is literally right on top of america bro
00:47:24.240
i don't know if russia is that bad sam i don't i don't think that russia is that bad but they are aligned
00:47:32.880
right now i actually think that could change soon
00:47:41.300
listen you're not gonna figure it out go look later
00:48:00.100
but yeah so i mean tensions are still moving up there right
00:48:03.400
um and now there's talks of this like nato thing right
00:48:16.280
and by the way what do they do for us besides threaten us
00:48:35.640
yeah no but what's the percentage of their funding
00:48:46.780
but yeah and so like interestingly enough though
00:48:50.400
now you're getting some weird weird talks from some interesting places
00:49:10.380
yeah he's now saying that he's willing to deploy troops
00:49:20.860
bunch of fucking five six little fucking bitches
00:49:32.240
yeah although greenland is not uh actually a member of the eu
00:49:41.920
like have any of you guys in the chat been to france like recently
00:50:09.380
is because they were killed off generations ago
00:50:14.040
somebody named timber in the twitter chat is saying
00:50:18.200
in france that aren't trannies will be deployed
00:50:26.780
um yeah they're talking about deploying some over there
00:50:37.200
in the joint exercises organized by denmark and greenland
00:50:42.540
the first french military elements are already on their way
00:50:56.180
the pro's just mad that trump wouldn't pick him up in the limo
00:51:51.220
so they're gonna send a bunch of 65 year old men
00:53:50.520
yeah this dude's gonna show up with a fucking musket
00:53:56.300
none of you fucking fucks over there in europe ain't shit without the backing of the united states
00:54:03.140
if i were trump i'd tell him all to fucking blow me
00:54:17.580
and they go out in the fucking world and pretend they do
00:54:33.440
you'll have more people speaking foreign languages
00:54:50.760
they're putting people in jail for fucking facebook posts
00:55:26.340
if you gotta put people in jail for fucking facebook posts
00:55:29.560
that means that they're afraid of that gathering steam
00:55:42.560
because the reason that they're doing this censorship
00:56:24.560
but that doesn't mean it's not what's happening
00:57:03.260
apparently big dog was about to blow them to smithereens
00:57:13.240
as israel delivers vital intelligence on regime crackdown
00:57:17.040
like man what would be the point of like get this kid now
00:57:24.280
you're telling me that this dude has the power to stop the president of the free world
00:58:20.420
that is all a display of who the fuck is in charge
00:58:23.780
that is absolutely 100% the only reason that he gets on a plane
01:03:12.840
all i can do is try to put myself in that position
01:03:30.480
and i wanted america to be free of this influence
01:04:35.640
you said that's not the only thing you're blowing
01:04:47.060
we need the military and police to back the people
01:04:53.260
the police officers and the military backing the people
01:05:12.540
i always thought that the military would side with the people
01:05:17.320
but then when i saw police officers arresting people for like
01:06:03.580
comer says action follows refusal by former first lady
01:06:09.660
and bill clinton to testify about jeffrey epstein
01:06:17.060
to hold hillary clinton in contempt of congress
01:06:19.380
it's republican chair james comer said on wednesday
01:06:21.480
after the former first lady joined her husband bill clinton
01:06:43.000
while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges