Episode 1110 Scott Adams: Spooky Plane Passengers, Trump Health, Mental Slavery, Debunking Hoaxes
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Summary
Scott Adams talks about Tom Arnold's trolling of him and the Democratic response to the fires that broke out in the streets of Portland, Oregon, and the response of Mayor Ted Wheeler and the National Guard to the situation, and how to deal with it.
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Ah, delightful. So I woke up this morning to some trolling from Tom Arnold. It's weird to be a little bit famous like me, because you have encounters with other people who are a little bit famous.
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And so Tom Arnold came after me and he used the so attack, where you start your tweet with, so, I guess you're saying. And it doesn't matter what comes after the word so. Everything that comes after the word so can just be ignored.
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Because the word so says, whatever that follows is going to be a misinterpretation of your opinion, followed by a snarky comment on my own misinterpretation of your opinion.
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So rather than try to interact with people like that, I just tweet it and note it as the so tell for, you know, a tell as an indicator for, I know, you're just looking at my cat behind me.
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You stopped, you stopped watching me completely as soon as the cat walked by.
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Anyway, it's the so tell for cognitive dissonance.
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So Tom Arnold is not what I'd call a good debater.
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So it looks like the Trump strategy for winning the presidency is, and this isn't funny, but it is.
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There are things that make me laugh that aren't funny, meaning that it's something bad happening to somebody.
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And there's nothing funny about bad things happening to somebody.
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But sometimes they make you laugh under just the right conditions.
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It appears that Trump's strategy for winning the election is to let the Democrats burn down their own stuff.
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Because they seem to think they, the people on the left, well, first of all, the Democrats believe that the protesters are on their side.
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Now, that should be obvious by the fact that they've surrounded Mayor Ted Wheeler's apartment and set it on fire.
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There's nothing funny about setting somebody's apartment on fire.
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So the Democrats believe that they're helping to protect the people who are literally trapping them in their homes and setting them on fire.
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And they're thinking, well, maybe this strategy doesn't sound so good on paper.
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And Trump is just sitting back there saying, I got a whole army.
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If you want, we can start with the National Guard.
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But if that's not enough, I've got a whole army.
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And because they can't do anything that he wants them to do, it's just impossible.
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Because what makes it good is it preys on their own stupidity.
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wait, I didn't catch the part about why you don't want the federal help to stop an enormous problem.
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When the law enforcement comes in in sufficient numbers to make a problem go away, it makes it worse.
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That if you make a problem go away, it makes it worse.
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So the president has the Democrats in this impossible kill box.
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So they've decided to try to chew through the wall.
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You know, because they're totally trapped in this, you know, backing domestic terrorism.
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And every time one of the leaders of, like, Black Lives Matter or one of the organizers
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says something on the streets that gets recorded,
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did something like, you know, they really want to kill all the police or, you know,
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And you can see all of the, you can just imagine all the Democrats thinking,
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We might, maybe we should have done a little research before we went all in on the protesters.
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So the president has them in this total kill box.
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They're trying to chew through the wall, as has been widely reported.
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They're trying to go from, there's no riots here, to, hey, these must be Donald Trump's
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riots that are happening entirely in Democratic-led cities.
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And that's what we're promising to give you more of.
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More of the stuff that Trump can stop in an hour if you just ask.
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So the fact that the Democrats are burning down their own stuff to try to win this election
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I've told you before I have one friend in particular who will just argue to the end of the earth
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And I've tried to not engage him because the TDS is just off the chart, like you can't really deal with him.
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But the thing that fascinates me is that he's a very rational, very smart, very smart,
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higher IQ than mind, I would think, and well-informed for citizens in general.
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But of course, he's well-informed in that Democrat way.
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The Democrat way of being well-informed is to not know anything because they only watch the fake news,
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which they are sure is real news, which is funny.
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It's like they're watching professional wrestling, and they're saying,
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That professional wrestling you see up there, I know people say it's fake,
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you're saying that professional wrestling is real?
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And the Democrats say, I am looking at it with my own eyes.
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So there's this weird world we're in where the Democrats think that their fake news is actually real news.
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Now, of course, I believe the fake news comes from both the left and the right.
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So don't put me in the box that says fake news is only coming from one direction,
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I told you I met Jim Gaffigan a few times, and he was a great guy,
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but I had to just block him and delete him from my life.
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Anyway, so I talked to my friend who's so smart,
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and I said, and I tried to convince him that he was only watching fake news.
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So I started talking him out of the fine people hoax.
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And I would send him, you know, send him the transcript.
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I would show him, you know, sending various people debunking it.
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And finally, finally, I actually got him to understand that the most central part of his belief system,
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But remember, I told you I'm dealing with somebody who is hyper-rational, super smart.
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I should be able to break through if I just keep hammering on this.
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And actually succeeded in convincing him that the fine people hoax didn't happen.
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Then I had to go to work on the drinking bleach hoax.
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So I convinced him that the drinking bleach thing was fake, too.
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I now convinced him that his two biggest belief systems
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about why the president wouldn't be good for coronavirus and his racial thoughts,
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I actually made that case and was successful with lots of sources.
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So then he was angry at me because he saw a clip,
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somebody sent him a clip of me apparently believing that Joe Biden was satanic.
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Now, those of you who have been watching me know that that was a trick that I played.
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Let's call it a public demonstration in which I said something that I knew would be turned into fake news
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through the same editing trick as the fine people hoax and the drinking bleach hoax,
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which is you just take off the clarifying part.
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So I made sure the clarifying part could be easily deleted.
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So sure enough, I became national news, you know, at the B-level news.
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what's this craziness about you believing there's a satanic connection?
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And then I showed him the video in which I had explained the entire trick
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from the original showing, you know, showing that I had said,
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Then I showed him how I planned to have it taken out of context.
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I had embarrassed him because the people who had contacted him had met me through him
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And therefore it was embarrassing to him to be associated with me.
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Because the fake news had taken something that wasn't bad in any way and turned it into fake news
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Nothing about this is even close to a rational situation.
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And then, of course, as you know, it always doubles back to,
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but there weren't any fine people at the Charlottesville.
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And then I always go back to the top and I say,
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all right, this will be the third or fourth time I've said the following thing
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And this is how I finally ended the conversation, I think.
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you're going to pretend I didn't say what I'm going to say right now,
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which is it doesn't matter who was there at Charlottesville.
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Because the president stated his assumption of who was there,
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spoke to his assumption that there were some people who were not racist,
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because the only person who checked on it was me.
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which was actually a completely reasonable assumption,
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And what he was thinking is determined by his assumption,
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So by predicting that he would forget that again in 24 hours,
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I think it caused him to not pretend he forgot it in 24 hours.
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We had police shot an allegedly armed black man.
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Rand Paul and the president are both suggesting
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And do you think we don't know yet who is funding the people
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and Rand Paul said they had a change of clothes?
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But I think we're going to find out something interesting there.
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But I think you're going to find somebody else.
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I would extend that to say that the Tiki Torch guys
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They were a little bit too good for the camera,
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anybody who looked or presented themselves that way.
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and other people online are definitely not organic.
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And I think Charlottesville was some kind of an operation.
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that they alleged that Trump went to Walter Reed
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we don't know the names of the anonymous sources.
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But they're saying that they think he had some mini-strokes.
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But it looks like it was more like dental work.
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Rasmussen, the Rasmussen Report polling company,
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They just stopped publishing their polls for a while.