Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1474 Scott Adams： Fresh Headlines and Even Fresher Coffee. Come For the Beverage and Stay For the Laughs.

00:00:00.000 Well, good morning.

00:00:05.580 And it is a good morning.

00:00:07.440 It's a terrific morning.

00:00:08.960 Because the news is funny, tragic.

00:00:13.860 It's always tragic, but funny, but tragic.

00:00:18.480 And I don't want to make light of the fact that it's tragic,

00:00:22.120 but also sometimes funny.

00:00:24.180 So we'll do a little bit of that, but before we get into that,

00:00:28.240 how would you like to take it up a notch?

00:00:31.200 Yeah, you would.

00:00:32.500 Get a little extra.

00:00:34.260 Make it one of those days that you remember for, I don't know,

00:00:37.840 until tomorrow, anyway.

00:00:39.380 Well, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass,

00:00:41.420 a tank or a chalice or a stein or a canteen jug or a flask,

00:00:44.480 a vessel of any kind.

00:00:45.360 Fill it with your favorite liquid.

00:00:46.400 I like coffee.

00:00:48.420 And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

00:00:50.260 the dopamine here of the day,

00:00:51.200 the thing that makes everything better.

00:00:54.200 It's called the simultaneous sip, if you've heard of it.

00:00:56.580 And it's going to happen now.

00:01:00.140 Wait, watch the, hear the echo in my cup.

00:01:03.460 Now.

00:01:05.180 Go.

00:01:09.480 Yeah.

00:01:11.360 That was so real.

00:01:13.960 It was like you were there.

00:01:16.560 And let's talk about the news.

00:01:18.860 Well, by far, the most important news of the day,

00:01:23.200 by far,

00:01:24.940 is that my album is dropping.

00:01:29.020 I always wanted to say that.

00:01:30.740 My album is dropping today.

00:01:32.460 Now, I don't actually have an album,

00:01:34.080 but I'm featured on one.

00:01:35.740 My voice is.

00:01:37.280 Basket Case Theory.

00:01:38.840 The single is dropping, I think, in an hour or so.

00:01:43.400 So in about an hour, you'll be able to see it.

00:01:45.620 Just search for Basket Case Theory

00:01:48.960 and look for Akira the Dawn.

00:01:51.720 And Meaning Wave is the genre or, I don't know,

00:01:56.420 the label, I guess.

00:01:57.440 I'm not sure what to call that.

00:01:59.220 But the rest of the album will be available later.

00:02:02.400 But the single is out today.

00:02:05.180 Get it.

00:02:06.200 Get it.

00:02:08.240 All right.

00:02:08.860 Now, if there was one thing I needed

00:02:11.620 to make me happy in this world,

00:02:13.520 one thing that would tell me

00:02:15.680 that the golden age is here,

00:02:17.780 it would be this announcement

00:02:20.260 that Tesla is making a robot.

00:02:24.920 Yes, Tesla is making a robot.

00:02:30.160 Now, how many words is that?

00:02:33.620 Tesla is making a robot.

00:02:35.880 Five words.

00:02:38.860 They're the five words.

00:02:42.280 They're possibly the most important five words

00:02:46.520 in humankind's history.

00:02:50.680 And maybe not.

00:02:52.100 I mean, it could be just another product

00:02:53.560 and other people will make robots and stuff

00:02:56.340 and, you know, life will go on.

00:02:58.160 Or, or those five words,

00:03:02.640 Tesla is making a robot,

00:03:04.400 will be the five words that change everything.

00:03:08.900 Just everything.

00:03:11.880 Do you want to know how much it's going to change?

00:03:17.140 I don't know anything about this robot, right?

00:03:20.080 So this is me speaking with zero knowledge,

00:03:22.860 except there's some indication

00:03:25.100 that Tesla wants to make a bot

00:03:27.200 called the Tesla Bot.

00:03:29.080 We'll probably find out more about it.

00:03:30.780 But, number one,

00:03:33.240 do you think that Tesla uniquely

00:03:36.120 could make a market

00:03:37.500 for human-like, or maybe not,

00:03:41.060 but robots

00:03:41.760 that live in your home and help you out?

00:03:46.480 Yes.

00:03:47.880 Yes.

00:03:48.980 Could Microsoft do it?

00:03:51.220 Microsoft, you know,

00:03:52.120 gigantic, successful company, right?

00:03:54.560 Could they make a robot

00:03:55.980 that you would buy

00:03:57.800 and it would be really expensive,

00:03:59.740 the first one,

00:04:00.360 so I don't know how much,

00:04:01.240 but just imagine you have to be pretty rich

00:04:02.980 to buy the first one,

00:04:04.520 you know,

00:04:04.780 just like you did for the original Teslas, right?

00:04:06.980 They're pretty expensive.

00:04:08.360 But do you think Microsoft could pull that off?

00:04:10.800 Even if they bought the best marketers

00:04:14.020 and engineers in the world?

00:04:16.900 Nope.

00:04:17.840 Nope.

00:04:18.260 I don't think they could.

00:04:19.420 They just don't have the right

00:04:20.440 company vibe, image.

00:04:23.280 They can't control the reality distortion field.

00:04:28.180 How about Apple?

00:04:29.820 Could Apple Computer

00:04:30.880 make an Apple robot

00:04:32.920 that makes you say,

00:04:34.680 all right, any price,

00:04:35.820 I'm just going to buy that damn robot.

00:04:37.220 I've got to have an Apple robot.

00:04:39.420 That's a trick question.

00:04:41.260 Why is it a...

00:04:41.880 No, you're ahead of me.

00:04:43.760 Damn it, Citizen X.

00:04:45.920 Here I am trying to make clever surprise points,

00:04:49.160 and you're spoiling it for me.

00:04:51.020 But keep on doing it,

00:04:52.360 because it was funny.

00:04:54.260 As Citizen X points out,

00:04:56.620 could Apple make a robot

00:04:58.320 without Steve Jobs?

00:05:02.200 All right?

00:05:03.640 I think the answer is no.

00:05:06.600 I hate to say it.

00:05:08.060 I mean, Apple is maybe

00:05:09.520 the premier company of all companies.

00:05:12.180 You know, I doubt anybody's better at anything

00:05:15.380 than Apple is at everything, basically.

00:05:18.340 So there's nothing you can say bad about Apple Computer.

00:05:21.580 I mean, it's just an amazing company.

00:05:23.360 You know, one of the wonders of the world at this point.

00:05:26.160 But they don't have Steve Jobs.

00:05:29.800 And if somebody's going to make you buy a robot,

00:05:34.020 you need a Steve Jobs.

00:05:37.360 So can Tesla get you to buy a robot

00:05:41.060 for an outlandish price

00:05:43.720 to have your first robot in your house?

00:05:46.480 And the answer is yes.

00:05:49.560 Let me say that again.

00:05:50.920 Yes.

00:05:52.720 I would put it in an order for that robot

00:05:55.040 without even seeing the specs.

00:05:56.680 Or the price.

00:05:59.460 Honestly, if I could place an order,

00:06:01.940 I would place an order

00:06:03.440 without knowing the price.

00:06:05.980 You know, I have enough money.

00:06:07.300 I could probably afford it.

00:06:09.060 I wouldn't need to know the price.

00:06:11.180 I wouldn't know what it could do.

00:06:12.680 I wouldn't need to know how long the battery lasts

00:06:15.680 or even whether it might kill me

00:06:17.900 because it got mad at me.

00:06:20.840 I want that robot.

00:06:23.000 Is there anybody else here with me?

00:06:25.100 Is there anybody else who had the same feeling,

00:06:27.940 which is, are you serious?

00:06:30.500 Elon Musk is making a robot?

00:06:33.240 Ah, ah, when can I get one?

00:06:35.620 Now imagine, imagine the same story

00:06:38.860 except it's Microsoft.

00:06:41.060 Microsoft is making a robot.

00:06:43.500 I think I'm going to wait for version 2.0.

00:06:46.120 Right?

00:06:47.020 Right?

00:06:47.540 It's completely different.

00:06:49.180 If Musk is making a robot, I want one.

00:06:52.060 I want one.

00:06:53.640 But if Microsoft makes one,

00:06:54.940 I'm going to wait for version 2.0.

00:06:56.780 Well, see if it has any functions I want.

00:06:59.360 I'll check out the specifications,

00:07:01.800 see what the competition is offering.

00:07:03.280 But Musk has that thing,

00:07:07.020 so maybe he can make that work.

00:07:08.280 But here's the bigger part.

00:07:09.340 It's not about the robot.

00:07:11.740 It's about,

00:07:14.500 now you don't see this coming yet.

00:07:17.420 If Tesla makes a robot,

00:07:19.540 put the parts together here now.

00:07:21.640 If Tesla makes a robot,

00:07:24.140 number one,

00:07:25.580 they can colonize Mars

00:07:27.200 and build a base

00:07:29.720 and have it ready for us.

00:07:34.280 Right?

00:07:36.060 Elon Musk,

00:07:37.480 can I swear?

00:07:38.540 Permission to swear.

00:07:40.340 Permission to swear.

00:07:41.420 I need some permission.

00:07:43.180 Anybody in the comments?

00:07:44.640 I need somebody to tell me I can swear.

00:07:47.140 All right.

00:07:47.580 I'll keep it modest.

00:07:49.080 Put the children away.

00:07:50.900 They're getting ready for school.

00:07:52.700 It goes like this.

00:07:54.740 Elon Musk

00:07:55.700 can put a fucking robot on Mars.

00:07:59.080 Who else could do that?

00:08:03.040 Well, maybe Bezos could do it, right?

00:08:05.200 But Elon Musk,

00:08:06.240 let me say it again,

00:08:07.220 he's going to put a fucking robot on Mars.

00:08:10.480 I don't know if that's like specifically in his plans.

00:08:13.120 Nobody said that.

00:08:14.640 But how do you build a base on Mars?

00:08:17.380 It's going to be super dangerous.

00:08:20.240 Robots.

00:08:21.220 Right?

00:08:21.460 So he's probably going to commercialize them on Earth,

00:08:25.220 get the process working,

00:08:27.560 ship a shit ton of robots to Mars,

00:08:30.060 and Mars will become like Elon Musk's robot planet.

00:08:33.600 And when the Chinese try to land and take over Mars,

00:08:36.780 it'll already be populated

00:08:38.220 with fighting robots

00:08:40.100 that'll keep the Chinese from populating Mars.

00:08:43.500 I mean, you have to see how far ahead he's looking here.

00:08:46.500 It's crazy.

00:08:47.240 Secondly,

00:08:49.380 and here's the fun part,

00:08:50.820 Elon Musk is also famous

00:08:52.040 for talking about the fact

00:08:53.280 that we're a simulated reality

00:08:55.140 and that you and I

00:08:56.720 are really just created

00:08:58.180 by some intelligence as a program.

00:09:00.840 We think we're real,

00:09:02.360 like players in a game,

00:09:03.920 but maybe we're not.

00:09:05.680 Here's the fun part.

00:09:07.600 What happens

00:09:08.580 if Elon Musk makes a robot

00:09:11.760 that thinks it's real,

00:09:15.720 thinks it's alive,

00:09:17.240 do you think he'll do that?

00:09:20.500 Because if he did,

00:09:22.240 and he could,

00:09:23.340 it's certainly well within his technical,

00:09:26.300 you know, his company's abilities

00:09:27.880 to just program the thing

00:09:29.620 to act and talk like it thinks it's real.

00:09:32.480 What then?

00:09:33.880 Yeah, it's going to fuck you up.

00:09:36.100 You don't know it yet,

00:09:38.120 but if Elon Musk makes a robot

00:09:40.660 that thinks it's real,

00:09:42.680 everything changes.

00:09:43.700 You just don't know it yet,

00:09:46.260 but it'll change everything.

00:09:48.140 All right.

00:09:49.580 Apparently, the remain in Mexico policy

00:09:51.600 that Trump got through

00:09:53.220 in his administration

00:09:54.160 is so sticky

00:09:56.580 that Biden tried to reverse it

00:09:58.200 and the court said no.

00:09:59.900 So according to some,

00:10:02.260 you know, not the Supreme Court,

00:10:03.440 but lower federal appeals court,

00:10:05.480 they've got to reinstitute

00:10:07.800 that remain in Mexico thing.

00:10:09.260 So, again,

00:10:11.780 Trump looks right.

00:10:13.680 Right?

00:10:14.540 I mean,

00:10:15.280 on immigration,

00:10:16.780 Trump looks right.

00:10:18.160 I think we could say that.

00:10:19.240 You don't have to be a partisan

00:10:20.780 to say he looks right now

00:10:22.280 compared to the alternative.

00:10:25.840 And Trump was right.

00:10:27.580 I think that's the hashtag

00:10:28.620 that was going around on Twitter

00:10:30.320 because obviously Afghanistan

00:10:32.340 makes Trump look right

00:10:33.540 even if he wasn't.

00:10:34.720 He looks right.

00:10:35.680 Right?

00:10:35.960 You don't know what he would have done

00:10:37.220 because he wasn't there.

00:10:38.420 But he looks right.

00:10:39.760 He looks right on inflation.

00:10:41.560 He looks right on a lot of stuff.

00:10:44.900 So it's a bad time to be Biden.

00:10:47.940 Here's something I wondered about

00:10:49.640 but didn't know.

00:10:51.400 Where was the Taliban

00:10:52.360 getting all their funding

00:10:53.840 and weapons and stuff?

00:10:56.280 Do you know that?

00:10:57.640 Where was the Taliban

00:10:58.700 getting all of its support?

00:11:00.460 Because you need a lot of money.

00:11:02.460 Weapons and guns

00:11:03.320 and training

00:11:04.280 and all that stuff.

00:11:05.880 Well, I'm seeing Iran.

00:11:07.220 And I think Iran

00:11:08.000 is part of the answer.

00:11:09.580 And I'm seeing Pakistan.

00:11:11.000 I don't know.

00:11:11.940 The answer according

00:11:12.940 to Gordon Chang

00:11:14.040 who's writing

00:11:16.720 on

00:11:18.280 I think it was in Fox News.

00:11:22.400 By the way,

00:11:23.060 that's my same bird.

00:11:25.380 Every morning

00:11:25.960 there's this one bird

00:11:27.020 who walks in front

00:11:27.720 of my security camera.

00:11:30.260 I don't know if you see him.

00:11:32.320 That's the bird.

00:11:34.060 It's always during

00:11:35.020 the live stream.

00:11:36.720 It's the same fricking bird.

00:11:38.980 Every time.

00:11:40.240 Anyway.

00:11:42.800 Apparently China

00:11:43.780 has been funding

00:11:45.940 and supporting

00:11:46.520 the Taliban

00:11:47.080 from the beginning

00:11:48.220 since after 9-11.

00:11:51.220 What?

00:11:52.440 That's right.

00:11:53.620 So China

00:11:54.060 didn't even close

00:11:55.020 their embassy.

00:11:55.900 They're so close

00:11:56.520 to the Taliban

00:11:57.120 they didn't close

00:11:58.620 their embassy

00:11:59.140 in Kabul.

00:12:01.540 All right.

00:12:02.040 Think about that.

00:12:02.740 They didn't even

00:12:04.080 close their embassy.

00:12:05.160 That's how close

00:12:05.740 they are.

00:12:06.540 Yeah.

00:12:07.160 China

00:12:07.600 is responsible

00:12:09.380 for everything

00:12:10.200 bad in the world.

00:12:11.940 But now they own

00:12:13.080 the Taliban

00:12:13.540 and Gordon Chang

00:12:14.640 is telling us

00:12:16.160 that

00:12:16.460 you know

00:12:17.760 we should

00:12:18.080 we should be

00:12:18.580 worried about that.

00:12:19.440 And I am.

00:12:21.180 Now

00:12:21.420 Erasmussen did a poll

00:12:23.260 this is very relevant

00:12:24.500 to all this

00:12:25.020 and asked people

00:12:25.860 if they think

00:12:26.340 that Biden

00:12:26.780 is really making

00:12:27.480 the decisions

00:12:28.120 or if there's

00:12:29.340 somebody behind

00:12:29.920 the curtain

00:12:30.380 who is making

00:12:31.920 the decisions.

00:12:32.800 I think

00:12:33.240 Erasmussen

00:12:33.720 has not released

00:12:34.820 this yet

00:12:36.200 but it's coming

00:12:37.460 out soon.

00:12:38.660 I got a little

00:12:39.240 sneak peek

00:12:39.880 and how many

00:12:41.560 people of the

00:12:42.500 voting public

00:12:43.380 so this would be

00:12:44.540 both parties

00:12:45.340 you know

00:12:45.900 representative sample

00:12:46.800 of likely voters

00:12:48.400 what percentage

00:12:49.560 of them do you

00:12:50.280 think believe

00:12:51.400 remember this is

00:12:52.540 Democrats and

00:12:53.320 Republicans

00:12:53.800 so what percentage

00:12:55.840 of them in total

00:12:56.980 do you think

00:12:57.480 believe Biden

00:12:58.220 is actually in charge?

00:12:59.980 Give me your number.

00:13:00.700 I'm seeing

00:13:01.860 people guessing

00:13:02.580 20, 29, 49 percent

00:13:04.900 85, 40, 49

00:13:06.660 the answer is

00:13:07.580 39 percent

00:13:09.240 of the public

00:13:09.740 thinks the

00:13:10.380 president

00:13:10.800 is in charge

00:13:12.360 and actually

00:13:13.700 making his own

00:13:14.380 decisions.

00:13:17.100 39 percent

00:13:18.220 let me say

00:13:19.580 that again

00:13:20.060 that includes

00:13:21.720 his base

00:13:22.320 right

00:13:23.240 now obviously

00:13:23.840 his base

00:13:24.420 is kinder

00:13:25.240 to him

00:13:25.540 than the

00:13:26.380 Republicans

00:13:26.920 but even

00:13:28.400 his base

00:13:29.580 a lot of

00:13:30.960 them don't

00:13:31.280 think he's

00:13:31.660 making decisions

00:13:32.440 now

00:13:33.620 I take you

00:13:34.980 back

00:13:35.320 to my

00:13:36.560 strangest

00:13:37.420 prediction

00:13:38.000 ever

00:13:38.480 which is

00:13:40.020 that

00:13:40.400 Trump

00:13:41.400 would be

00:13:41.780 running

00:13:42.040 against

00:13:42.420 Kamala

00:13:42.800 Harris

00:13:43.200 not

00:13:43.760 Joe Biden

00:13:44.520 even

00:13:45.260 after

00:13:45.740 Kamala

00:13:46.140 Harris

00:13:46.480 left

00:13:47.440 the primaries

00:13:48.140 I doubled

00:13:49.200 down on

00:13:49.680 predictions

00:13:50.200 and said

00:13:50.660 he's still

00:13:51.480 running

00:13:51.760 against

00:13:52.120 Kamala

00:13:52.480 Harris

00:13:52.840 well I

00:13:55.520 was close

00:13:56.200 because if

00:13:57.840 if you

00:13:59.200 know a

00:13:59.480 solid

00:13:59.820 majority

00:14:00.340 51 percent

00:14:01.900 of the

00:14:02.220 people

00:14:02.520 in this

00:14:03.000 Rasmussen

00:14:03.460 poll

00:14:03.820 thinks that

00:14:05.260 other people

00:14:05.820 are making

00:14:06.180 decisions

00:14:06.700 for him

00:14:07.140 and that

00:14:07.580 includes

00:14:08.020 a good

00:14:08.580 chunk

00:14:08.940 of Democrats

00:14:09.580 don't think

00:14:10.120 Biden is

00:14:10.660 in charge

00:14:11.120 and 10 percent

00:14:13.460 said they're

00:14:13.900 not sure

00:14:14.420 that 10 percent

00:14:17.800 is always

00:14:18.220 funny

00:14:18.520 but here's

00:14:22.200 my take

00:14:23.080 on this

00:14:23.540 I think

00:14:25.040 Joe Biden

00:14:25.700 is in charge

00:14:26.360 of some

00:14:26.920 decisions

00:14:27.660 the doomed

00:14:29.460 ones

00:14:29.960 right

00:14:31.300 if a decision

00:14:32.120 is doomed

00:14:32.860 meaning there's

00:14:33.680 just nothing

00:14:34.060 you can do

00:14:34.580 right

00:14:34.900 it's Biden's

00:14:36.780 decision

00:14:37.220 or he assigns

00:14:38.840 Kamala Harris

00:14:39.520 to it

00:14:40.020 right

00:14:41.500 if there's

00:14:42.200 something where

00:14:42.680 you can't

00:14:43.240 win

00:14:43.460 like immigration

00:14:44.440 let's

00:14:45.880 let Biden

00:14:46.540 make this

00:14:47.000 decision

00:14:47.440 and then

00:14:48.760 he'll give

00:14:49.120 it to

00:14:49.340 Kamala Harris

00:14:49.920 I think

00:14:51.320 they hate

00:14:51.860 Kamala Harris

00:14:52.720 I'm almost

00:14:54.500 convinced

00:14:55.100 they're going

00:14:55.600 to give her

00:14:56.020 the American

00:14:56.920 evacuation

00:14:57.680 from Afghanistan

00:14:59.260 project

00:14:59.860 for her

00:15:00.380 portfolio

00:15:00.900 after you've

00:15:02.980 solved the

00:15:03.460 immigration

00:15:03.920 problem

00:15:04.380 Kamala

00:15:04.740 can you

00:15:06.140 be in charge

00:15:06.760 of getting

00:15:07.020 all those

00:15:07.360 Americans

00:15:07.740 out of

00:15:08.100 Afghanistan

00:15:08.600 but I think

00:15:10.120 that project

00:15:10.660 is doomed

00:15:11.240 whoever works

00:15:12.140 in that

00:15:12.380 is going

00:15:12.660 to look

00:15:12.900 like a

00:15:13.240 horrible

00:15:13.540 horrible

00:15:13.920 person

00:15:14.380 that's

00:15:15.480 right

00:15:15.740 because we

00:15:16.860 kind of

00:15:17.160 hate you

00:15:17.580 so it

00:15:18.480 seems as

00:15:18.900 if the

00:15:19.200 Democrats

00:15:19.580 are trying

00:15:20.060 to destroy

00:15:20.740 Kamala Harris

00:15:21.540 faster than

00:15:22.960 Republicans

00:15:23.480 I mean

00:15:24.900 Republicans

00:15:25.380 are just

00:15:25.760 sort of

00:15:26.040 watching

00:15:26.360 the show

00:15:26.820 they don't

00:15:27.320 even have

00:15:27.640 to go

00:15:27.880 hard at

00:15:28.340 her

00:15:28.460 because

00:15:28.900 there's

00:15:29.600 not much

00:15:29.980 there

00:15:30.240 but the

00:15:31.260 Democrats

00:15:31.720 it looks

00:15:32.080 like the

00:15:32.380 Democrats

00:15:32.760 are going

00:15:33.100 to take

00:15:33.340 the horse

00:15:33.800 out and

00:15:34.160 shoot it

00:15:34.640 so they

00:15:35.900 can get

00:15:36.180 a better

00:15:36.420 horse

00:15:36.840 so the

00:15:38.280 Democrats

00:15:38.640 have to

00:15:39.120 first

00:15:39.560 shoot the

00:15:40.800 horse

00:15:41.080 they came

00:15:41.560 on

00:15:41.880 Kamala Harris

00:15:42.900 broken

00:15:43.500 leg

00:15:43.860 they don't

00:15:45.480 get another

00:15:45.860 horse

00:15:46.220 so watching

00:15:47.380 the Democrats

00:15:48.220 execute their

00:15:49.120 own leader

00:15:49.660 will be

00:15:50.640 kind of

00:15:50.920 fun

00:15:51.120 because

00:15:51.700 they'll

00:15:51.860 do that

00:15:52.200 in the

00:15:52.480 press

00:15:52.780 well it

00:15:55.360 looks like

00:15:55.720 everybody's

00:15:56.260 turning on

00:15:56.660 Biden

00:15:56.960 for this

00:15:57.500 Afghanistan

00:15:58.020 stuff

00:15:58.500 even

00:15:58.840 Jennifer

00:15:59.960 Rubin

00:16:00.420 famously

00:16:01.300 the

00:16:01.760 most

00:16:02.440 anti-Trumper

00:16:03.440 ever

00:16:04.340 well there's

00:16:05.680 a lot of

00:16:05.960 competition

00:16:06.380 for that

00:16:06.700 I suppose

00:16:07.060 but she's

00:16:07.920 right up

00:16:08.240 there

00:16:08.440 and works

00:16:09.240 for the

00:16:09.480 Washington

00:16:09.760 Post

00:16:10.180 and

00:16:10.880 here's

00:16:12.060 what she

00:16:12.400 tweeted

00:16:12.840 and she

00:16:15.040 tweeted at

00:16:15.520 the Department

00:16:16.060 of Defense

00:16:16.600 so she's

00:16:17.000 not messing

00:16:17.420 around

00:16:17.720 on this

00:16:18.040 one

00:16:18.240 she says

00:16:19.280 in a

00:16:19.480 briefing

00:16:19.760 that

00:16:20.120 British

00:16:20.780 paratroopers

00:16:21.500 going into

00:16:22.160 Kabul

00:16:22.500 to get

00:16:22.860 their

00:16:23.060 people

00:16:23.400 why aren't

00:16:24.440 we

00:16:24.740 Department

00:16:25.660 of Defense

00:16:26.180 isn't

00:16:26.500 authorized

00:16:27.020 White House

00:16:27.500 needs to

00:16:27.900 give that

00:16:28.220 authorization

00:16:28.760 and give

00:16:29.160 enough troops

00:16:29.680 to do

00:16:30.000 that

00:16:30.320 WTF

00:16:33.000 are we

00:16:33.960 waiting

00:16:34.280 for

00:16:34.640 maybe

00:16:37.600 we're

00:16:37.840 waiting

00:16:38.120 to put

00:16:38.500 Harris

00:16:38.840 in charge

00:16:39.300 of it

00:16:39.660 maybe

00:16:41.540 wow

00:16:44.700 and after

00:16:45.660 Harris

00:16:46.220 is in

00:16:46.580 charge

00:16:46.800 of

00:16:46.980 evacuating

00:16:47.540 all those

00:16:47.960 Americans

00:16:48.480 who are

00:16:49.460 surrounded

00:16:49.800 by the

00:16:50.200 Taliban

00:16:50.520 and have

00:16:50.980 no military

00:16:51.520 assistance

00:16:52.160 she'll do

00:16:53.380 fine on

00:16:53.840 that

00:16:54.140 I think

00:16:55.320 her next

00:16:55.640 assignment

00:16:55.980 is to

00:16:56.520 quell

00:16:56.900 inflation

00:16:57.460 and she'll

00:16:59.040 be looking

00:16:59.400 into the

00:16:59.760 causes of

00:17:00.380 inflation

00:17:00.760 and making

00:17:01.480 that go

00:17:01.940 away

00:17:02.240 right after

00:17:03.460 she's

00:17:03.760 solved

00:17:04.020 immigration

00:17:05.820 and this

00:17:06.660 evacuation

00:17:07.140 stuff

00:17:07.560 so Kamala

00:17:08.880 Harris

00:17:09.180 good luck

00:17:10.280 with your

00:17:10.620 portfolio

00:17:11.200 of

00:17:11.680 tasks

00:17:13.040 you're

00:17:14.440 going to

00:17:14.720 need it

00:17:15.200 now

00:17:16.440 here is

00:17:17.520 the weirdest

00:17:18.060 thing that

00:17:18.600 might come

00:17:18.960 out of

00:17:19.180 this

00:17:19.380 have I

00:17:19.680 ever told

00:17:20.080 you that

00:17:20.440 unintended

00:17:21.020 consequences

00:17:21.900 tend to be

00:17:22.700 the only ones

00:17:23.220 that matter

00:17:23.620 in things

00:17:24.100 it seems

00:17:25.600 like no

00:17:25.940 matter how

00:17:26.300 well you

00:17:26.660 plan

00:17:27.160 no matter

00:17:28.300 how smart

00:17:28.900 you are

00:17:29.480 the stuff

00:17:31.180 that you

00:17:31.480 couldn't see

00:17:31.980 coming

00:17:32.420 is what

00:17:33.620 matters

00:17:34.040 and I'm

00:17:34.920 just going

00:17:35.220 to put

00:17:35.460 this out

00:17:35.820 here

00:17:36.040 let's

00:17:37.100 accept

00:17:37.540 that Joe

00:17:39.140 Biden

00:17:39.480 and his

00:17:39.880 administration

00:17:40.520 and the

00:17:41.420 military

00:17:41.840 botched

00:17:43.040 the

00:17:44.020 withdrawal

00:17:44.520 can we

00:17:45.520 all

00:17:45.700 stipulate

00:17:46.160 that

00:17:46.480 so I've

00:17:47.360 argued

00:17:47.660 before

00:17:48.200 that you

00:17:49.680 know we

00:17:49.900 don't know

00:17:50.180 all the

00:17:50.420 details

00:17:50.820 and maybe

00:17:51.280 they botched

00:17:51.840 it

00:17:52.040 maybe they

00:17:52.540 didn't have

00:17:52.880 any options

00:17:53.580 that were

00:17:53.860 good

00:17:54.180 but let's

00:17:55.540 for this

00:17:56.060 for this

00:17:56.640 let's just

00:17:57.120 stipulate

00:17:57.540 it looks

00:17:57.820 botched

00:17:58.280 certainly it

00:17:59.560 looks that

00:17:59.960 way

00:18:00.180 by the way

00:18:01.000 if anybody

00:18:01.400 says to

00:18:01.900 me

00:18:02.140 Scott

00:18:02.940 you're

00:18:03.420 crazy

00:18:03.780 why are

00:18:04.740 you defending

00:18:05.260 it

00:18:05.620 when it's

00:18:06.480 so obviously

00:18:07.100 it looks

00:18:07.500 like a

00:18:07.860 botched

00:18:08.180 thing

00:18:08.480 I agree

00:18:09.680 with you

00:18:10.000 it looks

00:18:10.440 botched

00:18:10.960 which was

00:18:12.680 really my

00:18:13.100 point

00:18:13.460 things can

00:18:14.280 look botched

00:18:15.100 but maybe

00:18:16.040 you should

00:18:16.400 wait for

00:18:16.740 all the

00:18:17.000 information

00:18:17.400 to come

00:18:17.680 out

00:18:17.820 it might

00:18:18.120 not be

00:18:18.540 it might

00:18:19.340 be there

00:18:19.620 was just

00:18:20.020 no damn

00:18:20.500 choice

00:18:20.880 that was

00:18:21.220 any good

00:18:21.660 but here's

00:18:22.940 the weird

00:18:23.320 thing that

00:18:23.720 could happen

00:18:24.160 it could

00:18:25.220 be the

00:18:25.620 most

00:18:26.020 botched

00:18:27.420 best thing

00:18:28.520 that ever

00:18:28.960 happened

00:18:29.460 accidentally

00:18:30.900 because

00:18:32.380 if the

00:18:33.380 Taliban

00:18:33.700 had not

00:18:34.300 been

00:18:34.540 completely

00:18:35.340 amazingly

00:18:35.960 successful

00:18:36.720 what would

00:18:38.280 have been

00:18:38.460 the

00:18:38.600 alternative

00:18:39.100 civil war

00:18:41.140 right

00:18:41.900 now everybody

00:18:42.680 agrees with

00:18:43.200 that right

00:18:43.640 it wasn't

00:18:44.360 like the

00:18:44.680 Taliban

00:18:44.980 was going

00:18:45.440 to quit

00:18:45.940 nobody

00:18:46.880 thinks

00:18:47.200 that

00:18:47.480 so there

00:18:48.360 was either

00:18:48.680 going to

00:18:48.920 be a

00:18:49.180 protracted

00:18:49.800 civil war

00:18:50.440 with all

00:18:51.160 that that

00:18:51.540 implies

00:18:52.060 very very

00:18:52.820 very bad

00:18:53.540 or

00:18:54.560 it's going

00:18:55.360 to go

00:18:55.540 the way

00:18:55.820 it went

00:18:56.200 which is

00:18:56.800 instant

00:18:57.360 collapse

00:18:57.880 with

00:18:58.940 little

00:18:59.920 violence

00:19:00.420 now what

00:19:01.640 happens

00:19:01.980 when the

00:19:02.340 Taliban

00:19:02.660 wins

00:19:03.820 convincingly

00:19:04.780 and the

00:19:05.180 only thing

00:19:05.840 they have

00:19:06.220 to do

00:19:06.680 is just

00:19:08.000 not

00:19:08.460 screw

00:19:09.000 anything

00:19:09.300 up

00:19:09.560 for a

00:19:09.840 few

00:19:10.000 weeks

00:19:10.360 all

00:19:11.760 the

00:19:11.980 Taliban

00:19:12.280 has to

00:19:12.820 do

00:19:13.140 is just

00:19:14.020 don't

00:19:14.560 make a

00:19:15.040 gigantic

00:19:15.580 mistake

00:19:16.220 because

00:19:16.540 they won

00:19:16.960 they won

00:19:18.200 what would

00:19:19.420 be a

00:19:20.060 gigantic

00:19:20.760 mistake

00:19:21.540 for the

00:19:22.360 Taliban

00:19:22.720 look

00:19:26.360 asshole

00:19:26.920 let me

00:19:27.820 take care

00:19:28.140 of this

00:19:28.360 asshole

00:19:28.680 on

00:19:29.000 YouTube

00:19:30.560 in all

00:19:31.780 capital

00:19:32.160 Scott is

00:19:33.000 actually a

00:19:33.540 Biden

00:19:33.840 apologist

00:19:34.440 well

00:19:35.400 never

00:19:36.000 will

00:19:36.300 view

00:19:36.520 him

00:19:36.740 the

00:19:36.940 same

00:19:37.300 I

00:19:39.280 think

00:19:39.500 Biden

00:19:39.860 is

00:19:40.300 brain

00:19:40.620 dead

00:19:40.940 I

00:19:42.180 don't

00:19:42.300 know

00:19:42.440 how

00:19:42.580 I

00:19:42.720 can

00:19:42.840 say

00:19:43.060 that

00:19:43.280 any

00:19:43.460 better

00:19:43.680 I'm

00:19:44.280 just

00:19:44.460 saying

00:19:44.720 that

00:19:44.900 you

00:19:45.020 should

00:19:45.160 wait

00:19:45.380 for

00:19:45.520 all

00:19:45.620 the

00:19:45.760 information

00:19:46.180 before

00:19:46.500 you

00:19:46.660 make

00:19:46.840 a

00:19:46.980 decision

00:19:47.360 do

00:19:48.080 you

00:19:48.140 think

00:19:48.280 that's

00:19:48.560 too

00:19:48.740 tough

00:19:49.060 is

00:19:50.040 that

00:19:50.140 more

00:19:50.340 than

00:19:50.480 you

00:19:50.600 can

00:19:50.760 handle

00:19:51.060 can

00:19:52.180 you

00:19:52.320 not

00:19:52.480 handle

00:19:52.780 me

00:19:52.960 agreeing

00:19:53.340 with

00:19:53.540 you

00:19:53.680 that

00:19:53.880 it

00:19:54.220 certainly

00:19:54.580 looks

00:19:54.900 botched

00:19:55.400 if

00:19:56.660 you're

00:19:56.820 looking

00:19:56.960 at

00:19:57.100 the

00:19:57.260 surface

00:19:57.740 totally

00:19:58.780 looks

00:19:59.120 like

00:19:59.460 complete

00:20:00.240 incompetence

00:20:00.920 top to

00:20:01.340 bottom

00:20:01.560 but

00:20:02.920 we

00:20:03.580 also

00:20:03.800 don't

00:20:04.040 know

00:20:04.200 all

00:20:04.320 the

00:20:04.440 information

00:20:04.840 anyway

00:20:06.580 so

00:20:08.060 I

00:20:09.600 think

00:20:09.780 I

00:20:09.940 was

00:20:10.220 talking

00:20:10.580 about

00:20:10.760 something

00:20:11.060 before

00:20:11.460 that

00:20:11.740 guy

00:20:12.060 triggered

00:20:14.140 me

00:20:14.480 what

00:20:15.900 was

00:20:15.980 I

00:20:16.100 talking

00:20:16.360 about

00:20:16.640 oh

00:20:17.120 that

00:20:17.580 could

00:20:17.780 be

00:20:17.900 the

00:20:18.060 best

00:20:18.640 mistake

00:20:19.940 ever

00:20:20.260 so

00:20:21.340 let's

00:20:21.740 say

00:20:21.860 the

00:20:22.040 mistake

00:20:22.440 was

00:20:22.800 we

00:20:23.060 underestimated

00:20:23.960 the

00:20:24.200 Taliban's

00:20:25.060 success

00:20:26.200 complete

00:20:27.440 mistake

00:20:27.920 so

00:20:28.540 the

00:20:28.680 Taliban

00:20:28.920 takes

00:20:29.300 over

00:20:29.560 what

00:20:29.820 was

00:20:30.260 the

00:20:30.480 result

00:20:30.960 of

00:20:31.120 the

00:20:31.240 mistake

00:20:31.700 no

00:20:33.220 civil

00:20:33.520 war

00:20:33.840 right

00:20:35.040 the

00:20:35.540 result

00:20:36.020 of

00:20:36.380 a

00:20:36.540 massive

00:20:37.120 intelligence

00:20:37.760 failure

00:20:38.300 was

00:20:39.660 avoiding

00:20:40.040 a

00:20:40.240 civil

00:20:40.420 war

00:20:40.800 okay

00:20:42.420 what

00:20:43.620 is

00:20:43.840 the

00:20:43.980 second

00:20:44.200 part

00:20:44.480 of

00:20:44.580 that

00:20:44.860 the

00:20:45.980 Taliban

00:20:46.380 won

00:20:47.100 they

00:20:48.440 don't

00:20:48.680 want

00:20:48.860 to

00:20:48.960 give

00:20:49.140 it

00:20:49.260 away

00:20:49.600 not

00:20:50.080 yet

00:20:50.420 I

00:20:50.660 mean

00:20:50.760 they

00:20:50.900 could

00:20:51.040 make

00:20:51.220 mistakes

00:20:51.620 in

00:20:51.780 the

00:20:51.880 future

00:20:52.180 but

00:20:52.680 not

00:20:52.880 today

00:20:53.280 they

00:20:53.980 just

00:20:54.460 won

00:20:54.900 all

00:20:56.160 they

00:20:56.400 have

00:20:56.620 to

00:20:56.760 do

00:20:57.080 is

00:20:58.440 give

00:20:58.680 safe

00:20:59.040 passage

00:20:59.600 to

00:21:00.020 the

00:21:00.160 Americans

00:21:00.640 that's

00:21:02.240 it

00:21:02.480 that's

00:21:03.700 all

00:21:04.120 they

00:21:04.340 have

00:21:04.540 to

00:21:04.660 do

00:21:04.860 and

00:21:05.920 they

00:21:06.100 get

00:21:06.340 everything

00:21:07.240 everything

00:21:09.200 all

00:21:10.400 they

00:21:10.620 have

00:21:10.820 to

00:21:10.940 do

00:21:11.220 is

00:21:11.900 just

00:21:12.080 don't

00:21:12.480 touch

00:21:12.900 one

00:21:13.920 hair

00:21:14.320 on

00:21:15.080 one

00:21:15.320 fucking

00:21:15.640 American

00:21:16.140 just

00:21:17.500 do

00:21:17.700 that

00:21:18.080 now

00:21:18.940 I

00:21:19.060 don't

00:21:19.160 know

00:21:19.260 if

00:21:19.340 they

00:21:19.440 can

00:21:19.580 pull

00:21:19.740 that

00:21:19.920 off

00:21:20.220 because

00:21:20.680 they

00:21:21.000 don't

00:21:21.140 have

00:21:21.300 such

00:21:21.540 command

00:21:21.960 and

00:21:22.140 control

00:21:22.520 that

00:21:22.760 they

00:21:22.920 can

00:21:23.080 control

00:21:23.960 every

00:21:24.340 bad

00:21:24.940 fighter

00:21:25.340 everywhere

00:21:25.940 who's

00:21:26.280 got a

00:21:26.500 bad

00:21:26.700 attitude

00:21:27.040 right

00:21:27.400 so

00:21:28.080 I

00:21:28.240 doubt

00:21:28.680 they

00:21:29.440 can

00:21:29.600 pull

00:21:29.780 that

00:21:29.980 off

00:21:30.180 completely

00:21:30.740 but

00:21:31.980 we'll

00:21:32.240 know

00:21:32.460 if

00:21:32.640 they

00:21:32.780 tried

00:21:33.300 right

00:21:34.080 we'll

00:21:34.780 at least

00:21:35.120 know

00:21:35.380 if

00:21:35.600 if

00:21:36.200 the

00:21:36.360 Taliban

00:21:36.660 leadership

00:21:37.160 made a

00:21:38.180 serious

00:21:38.560 effort

00:21:38.920 to

00:21:40.180 you know

00:21:40.680 let

00:21:40.900 the

00:21:41.180 Americans

00:21:42.020 out

00:21:42.380 without

00:21:42.620 being

00:21:43.020 killed

00:21:43.820 it's

00:21:45.100 going to

00:21:45.280 be

00:21:45.400 messy

00:21:45.740 but

00:21:46.660 we'll

00:21:46.860 know

00:21:47.020 if

00:21:47.160 they

00:21:47.280 tried

00:21:47.740 think

00:21:49.800 about

00:21:50.060 motivation

00:21:51.060 remember

00:21:51.620 the

00:21:51.800 Democrats

00:21:52.220 get

00:21:52.440 motivation

00:21:52.940 wrong

00:21:53.240 all

00:21:53.420 the

00:21:53.560 time

00:21:53.800 what

00:21:54.860 is

00:21:55.060 the

00:21:55.240 Taliban

00:21:55.600 motivated

00:21:56.320 to

00:21:56.600 do

00:21:56.960 right

00:21:57.980 now

00:21:58.280 right

00:21:59.640 now

00:22:00.000 they

00:22:00.840 are

00:22:00.980 motivated

00:22:01.400 to

00:22:01.640 let

00:22:01.840 us

00:22:02.020 out

00:22:02.340 with

00:22:03.000 no

00:22:03.440 injuries

00:22:04.240 if

00:22:04.520 they

00:22:04.680 can

00:22:04.840 pull

00:22:05.040 it

00:22:05.160 off

00:22:05.360 at least

00:22:05.640 that's

00:22:05.840 what

00:22:05.960 the

00:22:06.100 leadership

00:22:06.420 would

00:22:06.660 be

00:22:06.840 motivated

00:22:07.280 for

00:22:07.520 the

00:22:07.980 individual

00:22:08.380 fighters

00:22:08.860 it's

00:22:09.120 going to

00:22:09.260 be

00:22:09.380 tough

00:22:09.600 to

00:22:09.740 get

00:22:09.880 them

00:22:10.040 to

00:22:10.200 comply

00:22:10.520 so

00:22:11.700 here's

00:22:12.640 what

00:22:12.820 the

00:22:13.020 biggest

00:22:13.500 botched

00:22:14.880 mistake

00:22:15.620 and I

00:22:16.280 would

00:22:16.400 agree

00:22:16.640 with

00:22:16.880 you

00:22:17.080 on

00:22:17.460 what

00:22:17.880 it

00:22:18.000 looks

00:22:18.200 like

00:22:18.540 okay

00:22:19.140 we'll

00:22:19.560 find

00:22:19.780 out

00:22:19.940 more

00:22:20.200 but

00:22:20.980 what

00:22:21.140 it

00:22:21.280 looks

00:22:21.680 like

00:22:21.980 is

00:22:22.140 a

00:22:22.340 giant

00:22:22.740 botched

00:22:23.520 incompetent

00:22:25.140 thing

00:22:25.420 that

00:22:26.460 avoided

00:22:26.900 a

00:22:27.140 civil

00:22:27.380 war

00:22:27.760 and

00:22:30.020 might

00:22:30.480 might

00:22:31.920 get

00:22:33.120 all the

00:22:33.420 Americans

00:22:33.800 out

00:22:34.240 without

00:22:34.960 trouble

00:22:35.500 might

00:22:36.880 now

00:22:37.820 if

00:22:38.200 that

00:22:38.420 happens

00:22:38.800 let's

00:22:39.140 take

00:22:39.340 this

00:22:39.560 as

00:22:39.800 a

00:22:40.060 an

00:22:40.340 if

00:22:40.620 okay

00:22:41.000 giant

00:22:41.760 if

00:22:42.140 if

00:22:43.140 it

00:22:43.680 turns

00:22:43.940 into

00:22:44.240 bloodshed

00:22:44.940 and

00:22:45.120 hostages

00:22:45.640 well

00:22:46.000 that

00:22:46.200 would

00:22:46.320 be

00:22:46.560 the

00:22:46.880 worst

00:22:47.100 case

00:22:47.440 and

00:22:47.680 certainly

00:22:48.560 nobody

00:22:48.980 wants

00:22:49.240 that

00:22:49.420 but

00:22:50.220 suppose

00:22:51.180 that

00:22:51.360 happens

00:22:51.780 suppose

00:22:53.600 that

00:22:55.160 the

00:22:55.420 Taliban

00:22:55.820 does

00:22:56.500 let

00:22:56.780 the

00:22:56.960 Americans

00:22:57.400 mostly

00:22:58.020 get

00:22:58.300 out

00:22:58.600 and

00:22:59.280 it

00:22:59.400 doesn't

00:22:59.660 become

00:22:59.920 a big

00:23:00.200 hostage

00:23:00.820 death

00:23:01.760 march

00:23:02.580 and

00:23:03.860 we

00:23:04.200 avoided

00:23:04.560 a

00:23:04.800 civil

00:23:05.020 war

00:23:05.340 it

00:23:06.560 would

00:23:06.740 be

00:23:06.900 the

00:23:07.140 biggest

00:23:07.580 botch

00:23:08.400 ever

00:23:09.240 that

00:23:10.760 kind

00:23:10.960 of

00:23:11.060 worked

00:23:11.240 out

00:23:11.460 and

00:23:12.860 the

00:23:13.160 other

00:23:13.360 interesting

00:23:13.760 thing

00:23:14.040 is

00:23:14.160 that

00:23:14.280 apparently

00:23:14.580 the

00:23:14.820 Taliban

00:23:15.100 is

00:23:15.500 making

00:23:16.220 nice

00:23:16.560 with

00:23:16.760 both

00:23:16.980 Russia

00:23:17.420 and

00:23:17.760 China

00:23:18.100 because

00:23:19.300 Russia

00:23:19.680 and

00:23:19.940 China

00:23:20.220 want

00:23:20.500 to

00:23:20.580 have

00:23:20.720 influence

00:23:21.200 over

00:23:21.460 the

00:23:21.720 Taliban

00:23:22.240 and

00:23:22.780 Afghanistan

00:23:23.320 how's

00:23:24.920 that

00:23:25.040 going

00:23:25.160 to

00:23:25.240 work

00:23:25.440 out

00:23:25.700 is

00:23:27.840 there

00:23:27.980 anything

00:23:28.300 better

00:23:28.640 than

00:23:28.880 leaving

00:23:29.160 Afghanistan

00:23:29.740 to our

00:23:30.280 biggest

00:23:30.620 rivals

00:23:31.620 Russia

00:23:32.760 and

00:23:33.100 China

00:23:33.340 yeah

00:23:33.600 I

00:23:33.720 know

00:23:33.900 they

00:23:34.040 have

00:23:34.200 the

00:23:34.420 rare

00:23:35.480 earth

00:23:35.720 minerals

00:23:36.120 and

00:23:36.320 stuff

00:23:36.580 but

00:23:36.860 good

00:23:37.420 luck

00:23:37.620 getting

00:23:37.860 them

00:23:38.060 out of

00:23:40.280 the

00:23:40.360 ground

00:23:40.720 I

00:23:40.980 don't

00:23:41.080 know

00:23:41.280 maybe

00:23:41.880 you

00:23:42.040 can

00:23:42.180 do

00:23:42.320 it

00:23:42.540 but

00:23:43.060 good

00:23:43.240 luck

00:23:43.580 I

00:23:44.600 feel

00:23:44.860 as

00:23:45.060 though

00:23:45.320 if I

00:23:47.380 ever told

00:23:47.680 you

00:23:47.780 before

00:23:48.020 that you

00:23:48.300 can't

00:23:48.660 tell the

00:23:49.680 difference

00:23:53.660 between

00:23:54.020 good

00:23:54.340 news

00:23:54.600 and

00:23:54.740 bad

00:23:54.960 news

00:23:55.240 this

00:23:56.660 botched

00:23:57.180 withdrawal

00:23:57.640 looks like

00:23:58.400 the worst

00:23:58.840 news

00:23:59.140 ever

00:23:59.480 doesn't

00:24:00.440 it

00:24:01.040 it

00:24:01.320 looks

00:24:01.460 like

00:24:01.660 it's

00:24:01.820 going

00:24:01.940 to

00:24:02.100 ripple

00:24:02.360 through

00:24:02.700 our

00:24:03.020 foreign

00:24:04.020 policy

00:24:04.780 decisions

00:24:05.440 forever

00:24:05.920 it's

00:24:06.460 going

00:24:06.580 to

00:24:06.680 humiliate

00:24:07.280 us

00:24:07.460 in the

00:24:07.820 public

00:24:08.500 stage

00:24:09.160 Americans

00:24:09.660 maybe

00:24:10.060 blah

00:24:10.800 blah

00:24:10.940 blah

00:24:11.120 blah

00:24:11.260 we

00:24:11.720 lost

00:24:12.080 the

00:24:12.280 war

00:24:12.640 it's

00:24:13.620 all

00:24:13.800 bad

00:24:14.260 except

00:24:15.860 it is

00:24:17.880 this

00:24:18.380 close

00:24:18.980 to

00:24:20.060 being

00:24:20.240 the

00:24:20.400 best

00:24:20.640 thing

00:24:20.840 that

00:24:21.000 ever

00:24:21.220 happened

00:24:21.600 do

00:24:22.860 you

00:24:22.920 see

00:24:23.060 that

00:24:23.320 now

00:24:24.540 it

00:24:24.740 might

00:24:24.960 not

00:24:25.220 that

00:24:25.700 little

00:24:26.180 distance

00:24:26.680 between

00:24:27.020 the

00:24:27.220 best

00:24:27.480 thing

00:24:27.680 that

00:24:27.820 ever

00:24:28.020 happened

00:24:28.440 which

00:24:29.340 is

00:24:29.520 we

00:24:29.680 get

00:24:29.860 out

00:24:30.040 of

00:24:30.140 Afghanistan

00:24:30.680 fast

00:24:31.520 and

00:24:32.600 all

00:24:32.740 the

00:24:32.880 Americans

00:24:33.220 get

00:24:33.460 out

00:24:33.620 too

00:24:33.880 could

00:24:35.160 be

00:24:35.420 now

00:24:36.340 what

00:24:36.620 is

00:24:36.760 up

00:24:36.920 with

00:24:37.100 the

00:24:37.300 Taliban

00:24:37.660 acting

00:24:38.400 not

00:24:38.680 like

00:24:38.880 the

00:24:39.020 Taliban

00:24:39.340 they've

00:24:39.720 said

00:24:39.980 that

00:24:41.060 they're

00:24:41.300 going

00:24:41.520 to

00:24:41.720 be

00:24:42.140 basically

00:24:42.820 more

00:24:43.180 flexible

00:24:43.600 with

00:24:44.080 women's

00:24:44.600 rights

00:24:44.980 subject

00:24:46.680 to

00:24:47.060 Islamic

00:24:47.600 limitations

00:24:48.760 so you

00:24:49.200 don't

00:24:49.320 know

00:24:49.460 if

00:24:49.560 that

00:24:49.700 means

00:24:49.920 anything

00:24:50.320 really

00:24:50.680 but

00:24:51.700 they've

00:24:52.120 said

00:24:52.280 they won't

00:24:52.880 get

00:24:53.300 retaliation

00:24:53.960 on the

00:24:54.320 interpreters

00:24:54.980 again

00:24:56.040 I don't

00:24:56.980 know if

00:24:57.180 they can

00:24:57.400 make that

00:24:57.780 happen

00:24:58.120 but they're

00:24:58.520 saying it

00:24:59.100 they're

00:24:59.520 saying it

00:25:00.020 they say

00:25:00.900 they're

00:25:01.120 going to

00:25:01.240 let the

00:25:01.520 Americans

00:25:01.960 out

00:25:02.300 I think

00:25:04.280 they're

00:25:04.600 even

00:25:04.880 saying

00:25:05.200 they want

00:25:05.540 to

00:25:05.640 just

00:25:05.800 like

00:25:05.980 build

00:25:06.220 relations

00:25:06.740 keep

00:25:07.200 the

00:25:07.400 existing

00:25:07.820 government

00:25:08.320 operating

00:25:09.120 it's

00:25:10.460 like

00:25:10.680 the

00:25:10.880 Taliban

00:25:11.240 is

00:25:11.800 saying

00:25:12.080 all

00:25:12.280 the

00:25:12.420 right

00:25:12.640 things

00:25:13.220 what's

00:25:14.180 up

00:25:14.340 with

00:25:14.500 that

00:25:14.760 do

00:25:16.560 we

00:25:16.720 really

00:25:16.980 even

00:25:17.240 know

00:25:17.420 what

00:25:17.580 the

00:25:17.720 Taliban

00:25:18.040 is

00:25:18.340 all

00:25:18.540 about

00:25:18.880 have

00:25:19.620 we

00:25:19.900 conflated

00:25:21.440 the

00:25:21.740 Taliban

00:25:22.120 with

00:25:22.960 ISIS

00:25:23.380 and

00:25:23.620 Al Qaeda

00:25:24.060 have

00:25:25.020 we

00:25:25.140 just

00:25:25.320 sort

00:25:25.540 of

00:25:25.660 said

00:25:25.920 they're

00:25:26.080 all

00:25:26.180 the

00:25:26.340 same

00:25:26.520 thing

00:25:26.800 like

00:25:27.480 I'm

00:25:27.620 not

00:25:27.740 going

00:25:27.860 to

00:25:27.880 be

00:25:27.960 the

00:25:28.080 guy

00:25:28.220 who

00:25:28.360 defends

00:25:28.840 the

00:25:29.060 Taliban

00:25:29.380 I'm

00:25:29.640 just

00:25:29.780 going

00:25:29.920 to

00:25:29.980 raise

00:25:30.160 a

00:25:30.300 question

00:25:30.600 why

00:25:31.400 are

00:25:31.520 they

00:25:31.660 even

00:25:32.280 talking

00:25:32.680 like

00:25:32.980 that

00:25:39.120 going

00:25:39.320 to

00:25:39.360 be

00:25:39.460 too

00:25:39.680 flexible

00:25:40.080 but

00:25:41.220 why

00:25:42.400 are

00:25:42.940 they

00:25:43.060 pulling

00:25:43.360 that

00:25:43.600 off

00:25:43.900 the

00:25:44.140 Taliban

00:25:44.440 is

00:25:44.720 actually

00:25:45.060 pulling

00:25:45.540 off

00:25:46.000 an

00:25:46.880 impression

00:25:47.320 of

00:25:47.780 a

00:25:48.140 reasonable

00:25:48.580 entity

00:25:49.080 is

00:25:49.980 it

00:25:50.140 just

00:25:50.460 a

00:25:51.060 trick

00:25:51.340 or

00:25:52.380 do

00:25:53.540 they

00:25:53.680 just

00:25:53.900 want

00:25:54.080 to

00:25:54.200 govern

00:25:54.480 the

00:25:54.660 country

00:25:55.000 without

00:25:55.660 foreign

00:25:56.060 interference

00:25:56.500 and

00:25:57.240 they

00:25:57.360 want

00:25:57.540 to

00:25:57.640 do

00:25:57.740 it

00:25:57.860 their

00:25:58.000 way

00:25:58.280 I

00:25:58.740 don't

00:25:58.860 know

00:25:59.060 I

00:25:59.700 mean

00:25:59.800 it's

00:25:59.920 not

00:26:00.100 good

00:26:00.580 no

00:26:01.040 matter

00:26:01.220 how

00:26:01.740 you

00:26:01.900 look

00:26:02.080 at

00:26:02.260 it

00:26:02.380 but

00:26:02.600 it

00:26:02.880 could

00:26:03.020 be

00:26:03.720 not

00:26:03.960 what

00:26:04.140 we

00:26:04.280 think

00:26:04.520 it

00:26:04.660 is

00:26:04.880 well

00:26:06.320 Trump

00:26:06.660 is

00:26:06.840 the

00:26:06.960 best

00:26:07.160 criticizer

00:26:07.840 of

00:26:08.060 all

00:26:08.240 criticizers

00:26:08.880 I

00:26:09.060 think

00:26:09.220 we

00:26:09.360 can

00:26:09.500 all

00:26:09.660 agree

00:26:09.900 on

00:26:10.080 that

00:26:10.320 and

00:26:11.140 he's

00:26:11.520 going

00:26:11.740 after

00:26:12.040 this

00:26:12.340 Afghan

00:26:12.760 situation

00:26:13.380 in

00:26:14.280 his

00:26:14.580 usual

00:26:15.020 inimitable

00:26:15.780 best

00:26:16.920 in the

00:26:17.200 world

00:26:17.460 criticizer

00:26:18.280 in my

00:26:18.700 opinion

00:26:19.040 best

00:26:20.360 in the

00:26:20.680 world

00:26:20.880 criticizer

00:26:21.620 nobody

00:26:21.980 criticizes

00:26:22.660 better

00:26:22.920 than

00:26:23.100 Trump

00:26:23.400 because

00:26:24.080 he

00:26:24.200 keeps

00:26:24.440 it

00:26:24.580 simple

00:26:24.980 he

00:26:25.280 repeats

00:26:25.660 it

00:26:25.900 it's

00:26:26.200 catchy

00:26:26.660 it's

00:26:27.640 got

00:26:27.780 a

00:26:27.920 nickname

00:26:28.340 sometimes

00:26:29.080 nobody

00:26:30.080 criticizes

00:26:30.760 like

00:26:31.040 he

00:26:31.160 does

00:26:31.380 and

00:26:31.480 here's

00:26:31.680 what

00:26:31.780 he

00:26:31.860 said

00:26:32.080 let's

00:26:35.580 see

00:26:35.720 he

00:26:35.920 said

00:26:36.460 damn it

00:26:38.980 did I

00:26:39.220 not put

00:26:39.580 down

00:26:39.720 his

00:26:39.900 quote

00:26:40.220 well

00:26:43.260 it

00:26:44.020 doesn't

00:26:44.180 matter

00:26:44.340 what

00:26:44.480 he

00:26:44.560 said

00:26:44.700 he

00:26:44.900 said

00:26:45.640 that

00:26:45.840 you

00:26:46.020 should

00:26:46.180 do it

00:26:46.400 in

00:26:46.500 the

00:26:46.620 order

00:26:46.940 of

00:26:47.340 do it

00:26:47.980 in

00:26:48.080 a

00:26:48.220 smart

00:26:48.500 order

00:26:48.880 where

00:26:49.120 you

00:26:49.260 get

00:26:49.920 rid

00:26:50.100 of

00:26:50.160 the

00:26:50.260 people

00:26:50.620 then

00:26:50.960 you

00:26:51.060 get

00:26:51.200 rid

00:26:51.380 of

00:26:51.480 the

00:26:51.620 military

00:26:52.100 assets

00:26:52.660 then

00:26:52.860 you

00:26:52.980 bomb

00:26:53.300 our

00:26:54.860 bases

00:26:55.780 they

00:26:56.180 can't

00:26:56.440 be

00:26:56.580 reused

00:26:57.200 and

00:26:57.480 then

00:26:57.840 you

00:26:58.000 leave

00:26:58.240 the

00:26:58.460 military

00:26:58.760 so

00:26:59.480 Trump

00:26:59.800 quite

00:27:00.160 reasonably

00:27:00.680 showed

00:27:01.280 an

00:27:01.700 order

00:27:02.040 of

00:27:02.280 doing

00:27:02.480 things

00:27:02.900 that's

00:27:03.300 not

00:27:03.500 the

00:27:03.660 way

00:27:03.780 we

00:27:03.940 did

00:27:04.140 it

00:27:04.340 and

00:27:04.560 would

00:27:04.720 make

00:27:05.160 common

00:27:05.860 sense

00:27:06.220 so

00:27:06.940 Trump's

00:27:07.460 criticism

00:27:07.900 is

00:27:08.280 perfect

00:27:08.960 because

00:27:10.300 he

00:27:10.480 draws

00:27:11.120 the

00:27:11.360 parallel

00:27:11.720 says

00:27:12.120 we

00:27:12.520 should

00:27:12.780 have

00:27:12.880 done

00:27:13.060 this

00:27:13.380 and

00:27:13.600 everybody

00:27:13.900 agrees

00:27:14.420 commonsensically

00:27:15.280 it looks

00:27:15.620 like we

00:27:15.940 should

00:27:16.200 have

00:27:16.320 done

00:27:16.460 it

00:27:16.580 this

00:27:16.740 way

00:27:16.980 the

00:27:17.760 way

00:27:17.900 we

00:27:18.060 did

00:27:18.260 it

00:27:18.360 was

00:27:18.540 this

00:27:18.740 way

00:27:18.980 and

00:27:19.160 it's

00:27:19.320 botched

00:27:19.920 it's

00:27:21.040 just

00:27:21.260 a

00:27:21.440 perfect

00:27:21.840 I

00:27:23.020 mean

00:27:23.160 even

00:27:23.380 his

00:27:23.940 critics

00:27:24.300 are

00:27:24.480 going

00:27:24.620 to

00:27:24.700 agree

00:27:24.900 with

00:27:25.060 him

00:27:25.160 on

00:27:25.300 this

00:27:25.480 this

00:27:26.120 will

00:27:26.220 be

00:27:26.300 the

00:27:26.440 one

00:27:26.600 thing

00:27:26.840 that

00:27:27.000 even

00:27:27.220 the

00:27:27.420 critics

00:27:27.680 say

00:27:27.900 well

00:27:28.240 okay

00:27:28.660 Trump's

00:27:29.100 right

00:27:29.260 about

00:27:29.460 that

00:27:29.780 but

00:27:31.680 I

00:27:32.360 still

00:27:32.760 have

00:27:33.740 the

00:27:33.900 belief

00:27:34.240 that

00:27:34.840 no

00:27:35.020 matter

00:27:35.220 what

00:27:35.480 order

00:27:35.840 you

00:27:36.060 did

00:27:36.240 things

00:27:36.580 it

00:27:36.760 was

00:27:36.880 going

00:27:37.080 to

00:27:37.160 end

00:27:37.320 up

00:27:37.460 the

00:27:37.640 same

00:27:37.900 maybe

00:27:38.900 worse

00:27:39.280 because

00:27:40.620 as soon

00:27:41.120 as

00:27:41.240 you

00:27:41.320 got

00:27:41.440 serious

00:27:41.900 about

00:27:42.300 getting

00:27:42.940 Americans

00:27:43.720 out

00:27:44.060 the

00:27:45.000 government

00:27:45.420 would

00:27:45.640 have

00:27:45.760 fell

00:27:45.980 because

00:27:47.240 the

00:27:47.640 Afghan

00:27:47.980 government

00:27:48.360 would

00:27:48.520 say

00:27:48.660 wait

00:27:48.900 wait

00:27:49.140 hold

00:27:49.340 on

00:27:49.580 they're

00:27:50.180 getting

00:27:50.340 all

00:27:50.500 the

00:27:50.620 Americans

00:27:51.000 out

00:27:51.300 what

00:27:52.220 seriously

00:27:53.820 they're

00:27:54.580 evacuating

00:27:55.240 all

00:27:55.520 the

00:27:55.700 Americans

00:27:56.220 I'm

00:27:58.120 getting

00:27:58.280 out

00:27:58.480 of

00:27:58.560 here

00:27:58.740 I

00:27:59.880 think

00:28:00.040 the

00:28:00.180 Afghan

00:28:00.500 government

00:28:00.880 would

00:28:01.080 have

00:28:01.220 fallen

00:28:01.500 the

00:28:02.600 moment

00:28:02.980 they

00:28:03.240 heard

00:28:03.620 that

00:28:03.980 Americans

00:28:04.360 were

00:28:04.620 doing

00:28:04.820 a

00:28:05.000 massive

00:28:05.300 evacuation

00:28:06.020 campaign

00:28:06.740 now

00:28:08.180 to

00:28:08.440 Jennifer

00:28:08.780 Rubin's

00:28:09.260 point

00:28:09.540 so

00:28:10.540 today

00:28:11.060 is

00:28:11.200 the

00:28:11.320 day

00:28:11.440 we

00:28:11.580 can

00:28:11.740 agree

00:28:12.200 with

00:28:12.400 our

00:28:12.620 critics

00:28:13.240 and

00:28:13.520 people

00:28:13.760 on

00:28:13.920 the

00:28:14.000 other

00:28:14.140 side

00:28:14.500 at

00:28:15.620 least

00:28:15.760 when it

00:28:15.980 comes

00:28:16.140 to

00:28:16.420 American

00:28:16.880 lives

00:28:17.320 and

00:28:17.540 military

00:28:18.100 stuff

00:28:18.500 this

00:28:18.800 is

00:28:19.160 the

00:28:19.260 one

00:28:19.380 place

00:28:19.640 we

00:28:19.860 tend

00:28:20.240 to

00:28:20.360 be

00:28:20.460 able

00:28:20.600 to

00:28:20.760 agree

00:28:21.100 I

00:28:21.840 agree

00:28:22.060 with

00:28:22.240 Jennifer

00:28:22.520 Rubin

00:28:22.900 why

00:28:23.940 aren't

00:28:24.160 we

00:28:24.320 sending

00:28:24.640 troops

00:28:25.840 like

00:28:26.380 the

00:28:26.700 British

00:28:27.360 are

00:28:27.620 why

00:28:27.860 aren't

00:28:28.000 we

00:28:28.140 sending

00:28:28.400 out

00:28:28.660 trucks

00:28:29.000 and

00:28:29.280 vehicles

00:28:30.200 to

00:28:30.500 pick

00:28:30.680 up

00:28:30.820 these

00:28:31.020 Americans

00:28:31.480 why

00:28:33.000 are

00:28:33.160 we

00:28:33.280 letting

00:28:33.520 them

00:28:33.700 do

00:28:33.800 it

00:28:33.920 themselves

00:28:34.300 I

00:28:35.980 mean

00:28:36.100 I

00:28:36.200 don't

00:28:36.360 understand

00:28:36.740 that

00:28:37.240 so

00:28:38.080 Jennifer

00:28:39.080 Rubin

00:28:39.440 has

00:28:39.640 got

00:28:39.800 a

00:28:39.880 good

00:28:40.020 question

00:28:40.380 there

00:28:40.660 so

00:28:45.380 let's

00:28:47.140 talk

00:28:47.320 about

00:28:47.560 my

00:28:47.860 well

00:28:49.940 I

00:28:50.080 call

00:28:50.240 my

00:28:50.440 mascot

00:28:50.840 so

00:28:51.420 I

00:28:51.520 started

00:28:51.780 out

00:28:52.000 as

00:28:52.120 a

00:28:52.280 critic

00:28:52.660 and

00:28:53.260 if

00:28:53.860 you've

00:28:54.060 ever

00:28:54.200 seen

00:28:54.420 this

00:28:54.620 before

00:28:54.960 when

00:28:56.100 my

00:28:56.360 critics

00:28:56.720 come

00:28:57.060 after

00:28:57.300 me

00:28:57.540 they'll

00:28:58.620 often

00:28:58.840 have

00:28:59.100 what

00:28:59.240 they

00:28:59.380 think

00:28:59.580 is

00:28:59.720 a

00:28:59.840 pretty

00:28:59.980 good

00:29:00.180 point

00:29:00.500 so

00:29:00.840 good

00:29:01.060 that

00:29:01.220 they'll

00:29:01.380 say

00:29:01.560 it

00:29:01.660 in

00:29:01.780 public

00:29:02.080 and

00:29:03.060 they'll

00:29:03.220 come

00:29:03.380 after

00:29:03.580 me

00:29:03.720 on

00:29:03.880 Twitter

00:29:04.180 or

00:29:04.460 social

00:29:04.660 media

00:29:04.880 whatever

00:29:05.180 and

00:29:05.980 then

00:29:06.280 I

00:29:06.560 will

00:29:06.760 weigh

00:29:07.020 in

00:29:07.260 and

00:29:08.220 because

00:29:08.580 I'm

00:29:08.840 a

00:29:09.060 trained

00:29:09.460 hypnotist

00:29:10.140 and

00:29:11.280 smarter

00:29:11.640 than

00:29:11.840 my

00:29:12.040 critics

00:29:12.320 in

00:29:12.520 every

00:29:12.880 single

00:29:13.240 case

00:29:13.620 what

00:29:16.320 no

00:29:16.640 I

00:29:17.320 think

00:29:17.500 it's

00:29:17.640 true

00:29:17.900 yes

00:29:18.520 I'm

00:29:18.680 smarter

00:29:18.980 than

00:29:19.160 my

00:29:19.340 critics

00:29:19.660 in

00:29:19.940 every

00:29:20.320 single

00:29:20.600 case

00:29:20.960 let's

00:29:22.220 say

00:29:22.340 that's

00:29:22.580 a

00:29:22.700 universal

00:29:23.080 truth

00:29:23.480 we

00:29:25.220 all

00:29:25.400 think

00:29:25.560 that

00:29:25.760 right

00:29:25.940 we're

00:29:26.160 all

00:29:26.300 smarter

00:29:26.580 than

00:29:26.780 our

00:29:26.960 critics

00:29:27.260 every

00:29:27.660 single

00:29:27.960 time

00:29:28.280 I

00:29:29.520 think

00:29:29.700 we

00:29:29.820 bond

00:29:30.840 on

00:29:31.060 that

00:29:31.220 belief

00:29:31.580 that

00:29:32.360 our

00:29:32.540 critics

00:29:32.880 are

00:29:33.120 always

00:29:33.600 wrong

00:29:33.960 can

00:29:35.040 we

00:29:35.140 agree

00:29:35.340 on

00:29:35.480 that

00:29:35.680 our

00:29:36.180 critics

00:29:36.480 always

00:29:36.800 wrong

00:29:37.100 well

00:29:38.320 because

00:29:39.800 I'm

00:29:40.120 a

00:29:40.200 hypnotist

00:29:40.600 I

00:29:40.780 can

00:29:40.980 throw

00:29:41.340 my

00:29:41.620 critics

00:29:41.940 into

00:29:42.180 cognitive

00:29:42.680 dissonance

00:29:43.220 pretty

00:29:43.460 easily

00:29:43.760 and

00:29:44.320 then

00:29:44.460 I

00:29:44.600 transfer

00:29:45.040 them

00:29:45.440 into

00:29:45.780 what

00:29:46.000 I

00:29:46.120 call

00:29:46.280 mascots

00:29:46.940 now

00:29:47.860 a

00:29:48.040 critic

00:29:48.300 is

00:29:48.500 somebody

00:29:48.760 who's

00:29:49.040 making

00:29:49.360 some

00:29:49.880 points

00:29:50.340 that

00:29:50.680 are

00:29:50.760 pretty

00:29:50.960 good

00:29:51.260 or

00:29:51.400 at

00:29:51.500 least

00:29:51.660 something

00:29:52.460 you

00:29:52.700 can

00:29:52.880 argue

00:29:53.120 with

00:29:53.460 but

00:29:54.180 a

00:29:54.320 mascot

00:29:54.680 just

00:29:55.320 says

00:29:55.540 nonsense

00:29:56.080 because

00:29:59.820 critic

00:30:00.100 named

00:30:00.500 Anomaly

00:30:01.040 on

00:30:01.460 Twitter

00:30:01.740 who's

00:30:02.280 now

00:30:02.440 my

00:30:02.660 mascot

00:30:03.000 he's

00:30:05.160 just

00:30:05.320 babbling

00:30:05.720 about

00:30:05.980 stuff

00:30:06.380 but

00:30:07.160 today

00:30:08.420 his

00:30:08.700 criticism

00:30:09.220 in

00:30:09.660 public

00:30:10.140 was

00:30:12.180 that

00:30:12.420 I

00:30:12.760 the

00:30:13.240 creator

00:30:13.680 of

00:30:13.940 the

00:30:14.080 Dilbert

00:30:14.380 comic

00:30:14.900 don't

00:30:16.900 know

00:30:17.180 this is

00:30:17.580 what

00:30:17.820 Anomaly

00:30:18.300 says

00:30:18.580 my

00:30:18.820 mascot

00:30:19.480 he

00:30:20.040 says

00:30:20.280 that

00:30:20.440 I

00:30:20.580 don't

00:30:20.820 understand

00:30:21.380 that

00:30:21.800 sometimes

00:30:22.260 the

00:30:22.520 people

00:30:22.760 who

00:30:22.920 get

00:30:23.040 promoted

00:30:23.500 to

00:30:23.960 power

00:30:24.640 positions

00:30:25.180 are

00:30:25.880 not

00:30:26.100 the

00:30:26.280 most

00:30:26.480 capable

00:30:26.920 let

00:30:28.940 me

00:30:29.020 say

00:30:29.180 this

00:30:29.400 again

00:30:29.700 I

00:30:30.780 am

00:30:30.860 the

00:30:31.000 creator

00:30:31.420 of

00:30:31.640 the

00:30:31.780 Dilbert

00:30:32.160 comic

00:30:32.700 whose

00:30:33.520 main

00:30:33.920 theme

00:30:34.360 is

00:30:34.700 that

00:30:34.820 your

00:30:34.980 management

00:30:35.420 and

00:30:35.740 all

00:30:35.880 your

00:30:36.040 experts

00:30:36.560 are

00:30:36.900 incompetent

00:30:37.580 for

00:30:38.560 32

00:30:39.360 years

00:30:39.900 every

00:30:40.580 single

00:30:41.080 day

00:30:41.440 I

00:30:41.760 wake

00:30:42.040 up

00:30:42.340 and

00:30:42.780 make

00:30:43.120 a

00:30:43.380 joke

00:30:43.700 about

00:30:44.040 how

00:30:44.280 your

00:30:44.540 managers

00:30:45.060 and

00:30:45.480 the

00:30:45.620 people

00:30:45.840 in

00:30:46.020 charge

00:30:46.340 are

00:30:46.580 really

00:30:46.860 incompetent

00:30:47.580 my

00:30:48.620 mascot

00:30:49.060 has

00:30:49.460 decided

00:30:49.840 to

00:30:50.120 criticize

00:30:50.460 me

00:30:50.800 in

00:30:50.920 public

00:30:51.200 for

00:30:51.480 not

00:30:51.760 understanding

00:30:52.400 that

00:30:53.200 sometimes

00:30:53.680 the

00:30:54.080 experts

00:30:54.580 and

00:30:54.800 the

00:30:54.940 people

00:30:55.200 in

00:30:55.440 charge

00:30:55.820 are

00:30:56.400 not

00:30:56.660 the

00:30:56.860 best

00:30:57.140 of

00:30:57.280 the

00:30:59.700 public

00:31:00.140 that

00:31:02.480 that's

00:31:03.340 not

00:31:03.520 a

00:31:03.680 critic

00:31:04.060 that's

00:31:05.180 a

00:31:05.280 mascot

00:31:05.680 that's

00:31:06.980 a

00:31:07.080 mascot

00:31:07.400 all

00:31:08.400 right

00:31:08.560 so

00:31:09.340 I

00:31:09.500 was

00:31:09.600 wondering

00:31:09.840 what

00:31:10.040 other

00:31:10.260 criticisms

00:31:10.820 he

00:31:11.100 had

00:31:11.360 if

00:31:11.580 he's

00:31:11.840 criticizing

00:31:12.360 the

00:31:12.620 creator

00:31:12.940 of

00:31:13.160 Dilbert

00:31:13.520 for

00:31:13.800 not

00:31:14.020 knowing

00:31:14.300 that

00:31:14.520 management

00:31:14.920 sometimes

00:31:15.560 is

00:31:16.280 imperfect

00:31:16.740 is

00:31:18.100 he

00:31:18.240 also

00:31:18.580 criticizing

00:31:19.420 Jeff

00:31:19.800 Bezos

00:31:20.320 for

00:31:20.620 not

00:31:20.800 making

00:31:21.080 enough

00:31:21.320 money

00:31:21.600 Jeff

00:31:23.340 Bezos

00:31:23.740 is

00:31:24.500 doing

00:31:24.700 some

00:31:24.920 good

00:31:25.100 work

00:31:25.440 but

00:31:25.740 I

00:31:26.480 don't

00:31:26.680 feel

00:31:27.080 he's

00:31:27.440 making

00:31:27.680 enough

00:31:28.000 money

00:31:28.400 that's

00:31:29.900 the sort

00:31:30.100 of

00:31:30.180 thing

00:31:30.300 a

00:31:30.420 mascot

00:31:30.700 would

00:31:30.920 say

00:31:31.140 criticizing

00:31:32.540 Cheech

00:31:32.880 and

00:31:33.000 Chong

00:31:33.240 for

00:31:33.420 not

00:31:33.640 smoking

00:31:33.920 enough

00:31:34.140 weed

00:31:34.540 and

00:31:35.040 criticizing

00:31:36.160 Trump

00:31:36.560 for

00:31:36.780 never

00:31:37.040 saying

00:31:37.340 enough

00:31:37.560 bad

00:31:37.880 things

00:31:38.160 about

00:31:38.360 his

00:31:38.520 adversaries

00:31:39.120 so

00:31:39.940 those

00:31:40.180 are

00:31:40.280 some

00:31:40.480 things

00:31:40.740 that

00:31:40.860 I

00:31:40.980 think

00:31:41.140 my

00:31:41.440 mascot

00:31:42.480 will

00:31:42.760 be

00:31:43.000 wading

00:31:43.800 into

00:31:44.060 next

00:31:44.500 but

00:31:45.300 my

00:31:45.500 favorite

00:31:45.860 is

00:31:47.620 that

00:31:47.860 my

00:31:48.040 mascot

00:31:48.460 believes

00:31:49.260 and

00:31:49.440 he's

00:31:49.660 mocking

00:31:49.960 me

00:31:50.200 today

00:31:50.460 on

00:31:50.720 Twitter

00:31:51.100 that

00:31:51.940 I

00:31:52.120 don't

00:31:52.340 understand

00:31:52.880 that

00:31:54.240 vaccinations

00:31:54.880 did

00:31:55.480 not

00:31:55.740 work

00:31:56.100 in

00:31:56.600 Israel

00:31:56.900 did

00:31:58.520 not

00:31:58.760 work

00:31:59.100 what

00:32:00.980 somebody

00:32:02.540 needs

00:32:02.960 to tell

00:32:03.380 the

00:32:03.600 country

00:32:03.900 of

00:32:04.100 Israel

00:32:04.400 and

00:32:05.240 their

00:32:05.420 leadership

00:32:05.820 and

00:32:06.160 all

00:32:06.400 of

00:32:06.520 their

00:32:06.660 experts

00:32:07.100 that

00:32:07.800 the

00:32:07.980 vaccinations

00:32:08.520 didn't

00:32:08.900 work

00:32:09.120 because

00:32:09.440 Israel

00:32:09.840 is under

00:32:10.180 the

00:32:10.340 impression

00:32:10.640 that they

00:32:11.000 worked

00:32:11.220 really

00:32:11.440 well

00:32:11.740 wouldn't

00:32:13.300 wouldn't

00:32:13.320 you

00:32:13.460 think

00:32:13.920 that

00:32:14.680 that's

00:32:14.940 exactly

00:32:15.420 the

00:32:15.660 sort

00:32:15.840 of

00:32:15.940 thing

00:32:16.100 we'd

00:32:16.320 all

00:32:16.460 agree

00:32:16.720 on

00:32:16.960 don't

00:32:18.280 you

00:32:18.440 think

00:32:18.820 that

00:32:19.360 the

00:32:19.500 question

00:32:19.840 of

00:32:20.140 did

00:32:21.020 vaccinations

00:32:21.760 decrease

00:32:23.000 death

00:32:23.340 and

00:32:23.520 hospitalizations

00:32:24.240 and

00:32:25.400 we're

00:32:25.700 we're

00:32:26.080 measuring

00:32:26.680 and

00:32:27.000 we're

00:32:27.360 gathering

00:32:28.380 the

00:32:28.620 data

00:32:28.880 don't

00:32:29.740 you

00:32:29.900 think

00:32:30.340 don't

00:32:31.880 you

00:32:32.000 think

00:32:32.400 that

00:32:33.560 we

00:32:33.760 could

00:32:34.080 have

00:32:34.480 you

00:32:35.200 know

00:32:35.360 maybe

00:32:35.960 figured

00:32:37.100 out

00:32:37.420 if it's

00:32:38.100 working

00:32:38.420 or not

00:32:38.860 but

00:32:39.760 according

00:32:40.120 to

00:32:40.560 my

00:32:41.140 mascot

00:32:41.540 you

00:32:42.400 can't

00:32:42.740 tell

00:32:42.980 it

00:32:43.640 looks

00:32:43.820 like

00:32:44.000 it's

00:32:44.120 not

00:32:44.300 working

00:32:44.600 why

00:32:45.440 because

00:32:45.780 people

00:32:46.100 who

00:32:46.260 are

00:32:46.380 fully

00:32:46.620 vaccinated

00:32:47.160 are

00:32:47.780 the

00:32:48.660 people

00:32:48.940 who

00:32:49.100 are

00:32:49.220 mostly

00:32:49.520 in

00:32:49.680 the

00:32:49.740 hospitals

00:32:50.080 oh

00:32:51.500 if

00:32:52.320 the

00:32:52.540 fully

00:32:52.860 vaccinated

00:32:53.480 people

00:32:54.000 are

00:32:54.260 mostly

00:32:54.680 the

00:32:54.920 people

00:32:55.200 in

00:32:55.520 hospitals

00:32:56.160 let

00:32:57.040 me

00:32:57.160 do

00:32:57.320 some

00:32:57.540 thinking

00:32:57.920 with

00:32:58.200 my

00:32:58.400 noggin

00:32:58.840 that

00:33:00.000 means

00:33:00.500 well

00:33:00.800 it

00:33:01.000 can

00:33:01.140 only

00:33:01.300 mean

00:33:01.500 one

00:33:01.800 thing

00:33:02.240 it

00:33:03.040 means

00:33:03.360 the

00:33:03.560 vaccinations

00:33:04.120 give

00:33:04.580 you

00:33:04.760 COVID

00:33:05.100 I

00:33:08.180 don't

00:33:08.320 know

00:33:08.420 what

00:33:08.520 else

00:33:08.700 you

00:33:08.840 can

00:33:08.960 mean

00:33:09.200 if

00:33:10.420 people

00:33:10.780 who

00:33:11.020 have

00:33:11.300 the

00:33:11.480 vaccinations

00:33:12.100 are

00:33:13.300 getting

00:33:13.560 sick

00:33:13.940 and

00:33:14.160 dying

00:33:14.420 of

00:33:14.620 COVID

00:33:14.920 logically

00:33:16.860 the

00:33:17.780 vaccinations

00:33:18.360 are

00:33:18.760 giving

00:33:19.020 you

00:33:19.160 COVID

00:33:19.480 now

00:33:20.120 even

00:33:20.640 my

00:33:20.840 critic

00:33:21.080 doesn't

00:33:21.400 say

00:33:21.560 that

00:33:21.760 that's

00:33:22.020 too

00:33:22.220 stupid

00:33:22.860 but

00:33:24.240 let me

00:33:25.400 think

00:33:25.940 of another

00:33:26.440 reason

00:33:26.980 what could

00:33:28.900 be another

00:33:29.560 explanation

00:33:30.280 for why

00:33:30.960 Israel

00:33:31.460 is almost

00:33:32.740 fully

00:33:33.100 vaccinated

00:33:33.620 and yet

00:33:34.240 the people

00:33:35.600 who

00:33:36.040 are

00:33:36.440 getting

00:33:36.900 sick

00:33:37.560 are

00:33:38.580 fully

00:33:38.940 vaccinated

00:33:39.520 how

00:33:40.060 is it

00:33:40.300 possible

00:33:40.780 that

00:33:41.460 with a

00:33:41.800 virus

00:33:42.120 that

00:33:42.340 can

00:33:42.540 still

00:33:42.900 infect

00:33:43.320 you

00:33:43.520 if

00:33:43.700 you

00:33:43.780 have

00:33:43.920 the

00:33:44.060 vaccination

00:33:44.660 in a

00:33:45.580 nation

00:33:45.920 that

00:33:46.240 almost

00:33:46.680 everybody

00:33:47.120 is

00:33:47.340 vaccinated

00:33:47.820 how

00:33:48.520 could

00:33:48.720 it

00:33:48.800 be

00:33:48.940 possible

00:33:49.480 that

00:33:50.120 most

00:33:50.500 of

00:33:50.680 the

00:33:50.780 people

00:33:51.040 in

00:33:51.180 the

00:33:51.280 hospital

00:33:51.600 are

00:33:51.860 vaccinated

00:33:52.520 could

00:33:54.700 it

00:33:54.860 be

00:33:55.040 because

00:33:55.720 that's

00:33:58.520 the only

00:33:58.800 kind

00:33:59.040 of

00:33:59.120 people

00:33:59.360 in

00:33:59.560 Israel

00:33:59.820 who

00:34:00.020 can

00:34:00.200 get

00:34:00.420 infected

00:34:00.880 is

00:34:01.920 vaccinated

00:34:02.340 people

00:34:02.780 because

00:34:03.860 everybody

00:34:04.140 is

00:34:04.280 vaccinated

00:34:04.740 not

00:34:05.940 everybody

00:34:06.280 but

00:34:06.580 enough

00:34:06.940 of

00:34:07.100 them

00:34:07.220 that

00:34:07.460 the

00:34:07.860 numbers

00:34:08.200 require

00:34:08.700 that

00:34:09.040 right

00:34:09.700 now

00:34:10.320 somehow

00:34:10.760 my

00:34:11.080 mascot

00:34:11.460 has

00:34:11.720 decided

00:34:12.100 that

00:34:12.380 this

00:34:12.580 means

00:34:12.840 I'm

00:34:13.140 wrong

00:34:13.400 about

00:34:13.620 something

00:34:14.040 but

00:34:15.140 I

00:34:15.280 don't

00:34:15.400 know

00:34:15.540 what

00:34:15.680 that

00:34:15.860 is

00:34:16.100 he

00:34:16.240 needs

00:34:16.420 to

00:34:16.620 specify

00:34:17.020 am

00:34:18.000 I

00:34:18.140 wrong

00:34:18.600 the

00:34:19.360 vaccinations

00:34:19.980 don't

00:34:20.380 work

00:34:20.700 well

00:34:21.800 let's

00:34:22.080 rewind

00:34:22.760 the

00:34:23.020 tape

00:34:23.280 what

00:34:25.500 did

00:34:25.800 Scott

00:34:26.220 say

00:34:26.640 last

00:34:28.060 year

00:34:28.420 when

00:34:28.880 project

00:34:29.820 warp

00:34:30.720 speed

00:34:31.140 was

00:34:31.580 introduced

00:34:32.200 to

00:34:33.320 those

00:34:33.520 of

00:34:33.700 you

00:34:33.780 have

00:34:33.880 been

00:34:33.960 watching

00:34:34.220 me

00:34:34.420 what

00:34:35.040 did

00:34:35.240 I

00:34:35.540 say

00:34:35.920 when

00:34:36.860 the

00:34:37.060 vaccinations

00:34:37.580 were

00:34:37.900 first

00:34:38.240 announced

00:34:38.720 that

00:34:39.360 they

00:34:39.480 were

00:34:39.560 going

00:34:39.680 to

00:34:39.780 rush

00:34:40.020 them

00:34:40.320 and

00:34:40.500 they

00:34:40.620 were

00:34:40.720 going

00:34:40.840 to

00:34:40.920 do

00:34:41.080 them

00:34:41.280 what

00:34:42.020 did

00:34:42.160 I

00:34:42.300 say

00:34:42.540 about

00:34:42.780 the

00:34:42.960 likelihood

00:34:43.580 that

00:34:44.160 they

00:34:44.360 would

00:34:44.540 work

00:34:44.980 meaning

00:34:45.600 that

00:34:45.820 there

00:34:45.960 would

00:34:46.060 be

00:34:46.160 an

00:34:46.300 actual

00:34:46.660 vaccination

00:34:47.240 that

00:34:47.900 just

00:34:48.160 stops

00:34:48.520 you

00:34:48.680 from

00:34:48.840 getting

00:34:49.040 it

00:34:49.300 what

00:34:49.800 did

00:34:49.920 I

00:34:50.060 say

00:34:50.280 I

00:34:52.640 said

00:34:52.820 they

00:34:52.960 wouldn't

00:34:53.180 work

00:34:53.540 I

00:34:55.280 said

00:34:55.520 that

00:34:55.680 we

00:34:55.860 would

00:34:56.040 probably

00:34:56.420 have

00:34:56.680 great

00:34:56.960 advances

00:34:57.420 in

00:34:57.740 therapeutics

00:34:58.620 I

00:34:59.880 said

00:35:00.100 therapeutics

00:35:00.880 would

00:35:01.120 surprise

00:35:01.540 you

00:35:01.740 on

00:35:01.900 the

00:35:02.020 upside

00:35:02.420 it

00:35:02.780 would

00:35:02.820 be

00:35:02.900 better

00:35:03.140 than

00:35:03.300 you

00:35:03.420 think

00:35:03.700 and

00:35:04.420 I

00:35:04.540 told

00:35:04.780 you

00:35:05.040 that

00:35:05.980 based

00:35:06.260 on

00:35:06.460 what

00:35:06.620 I

00:35:06.820 saw

00:35:07.020 from

00:35:07.240 the

00:35:07.380 experts

00:35:07.800 this

00:35:08.080 wasn't

00:35:08.400 my

00:35:08.600 own

00:35:08.740 opinion

00:35:09.040 I

00:35:09.720 said

00:35:09.980 that

00:35:10.260 well

00:35:10.700 we've

00:35:11.000 been

00:35:11.120 trying

00:35:11.320 to

00:35:11.460 make

00:35:11.640 a

00:35:11.800 coronavirus

00:35:12.180 vaccination

00:35:13.040 forever

00:35:13.560 and

00:35:14.480 never

00:35:14.740 succeeded

00:35:15.260 why

00:35:16.340 are

00:35:16.520 we

00:35:16.660 going

00:35:16.820 to

00:35:16.920 do

00:35:17.040 it

00:35:17.160 now

00:35:17.560 because

00:35:18.180 that's

00:35:18.360 what

00:35:18.460 the

00:35:18.580 experts

00:35:18.880 said

00:35:19.160 they

00:35:19.960 said

00:35:20.200 I

00:35:20.440 don't

00:35:20.600 think

00:35:20.820 you

00:35:20.940 can

00:35:21.100 do

00:35:21.260 that

00:35:21.580 I

00:35:22.240 'm

00:35:22.300 not

00:35:22.480 even

00:35:22.660 sure

00:35:22.880 you

00:35:23.060 can

00:35:23.280 make

00:35:23.500 a

00:35:23.620 vaccination

00:35:23.980 for

00:35:24.600 COVID

00:35:26.080 like

00:35:27.120 it

00:35:27.320 might

00:35:27.660 not

00:35:27.840 even

00:35:28.020 be

00:35:28.200 possible

00:35:28.600 with

00:35:28.840 anything

00:35:29.100 we

00:35:29.320 know

00:35:29.480 how

00:35:29.620 to

00:35:29.720 do

00:35:29.900 and

00:35:31.060 that's

00:35:31.700 what

00:35:31.800 I

00:35:31.920 said

00:35:32.120 so

00:35:32.860 I

00:35:33.020 told

00:35:33.220 you

00:35:33.380 that

00:35:33.640 the

00:35:33.860 vaccination

00:35:34.520 wouldn't

00:35:35.060 work

00:35:35.420 I

00:35:36.540 told

00:35:36.700 you

00:35:36.840 therapeutics

00:35:37.580 would

00:35:37.780 be

00:35:37.920 awesome

00:35:38.240 we

00:35:39.140 created

00:35:39.500 something

00:35:39.840 we

00:35:40.100 call

00:35:40.340 a

00:35:40.460 vaccination

00:35:40.960 but

00:35:41.280 it's

00:35:41.400 really

00:35:41.600 more

00:35:41.820 like

00:35:42.020 a

00:35:42.160 therapeutic

00:35:42.480 because

00:35:43.200 it

00:35:43.340 doesn't

00:35:43.560 stop

00:35:43.840 the

00:35:50.440 so

00:35:54.560 there

00:35:54.860 you

00:35:54.960 go

00:35:55.160 so

00:35:57.560 as

00:35:57.800 far

00:35:57.960 as

00:35:58.080 I

00:35:58.200 know

00:35:58.420 I'm

00:35:58.800 the

00:35:58.980 rightest

00:35:59.640 person

00:36:00.080 on

00:36:00.340 vaccinations

00:36:00.900 right

00:36:03.180 do

00:36:03.900 you

00:36:04.000 know

00:36:04.140 anybody

00:36:04.420 else

00:36:04.720 who

00:36:04.860 said

00:36:05.060 we

00:36:05.240 would

00:36:05.440 surprise

00:36:05.860 with

00:36:06.260 therapeutics

00:36:06.940 but

00:36:07.500 the

00:36:07.660 vaccination

00:36:08.140 probably

00:36:08.640 wouldn't

00:36:08.920 work

00:36:09.280 I

00:36:10.700 think

00:36:10.860 there

00:36:10.980 were

00:36:11.060 some

00:36:11.200 experts

00:36:11.560 who

00:36:11.780 said

00:36:11.960 it

00:36:12.120 and

00:36:12.420 I

00:36:12.620 guess

00:36:12.800 they're

00:36:13.000 right

00:36:13.280 but

00:36:13.980 I

00:36:14.780 said

00:36:15.020 it

00:36:15.380 so

00:36:16.040 am

00:36:16.220 I

00:36:16.380 not

00:36:17.100 exactly

00:36:17.720 correct

00:36:18.460 when

00:36:18.900 now that

00:36:19.660 we

00:36:19.800 need

00:36:20.000 boosters

00:36:20.380 it's

00:36:21.500 it's

00:36:22.440 a

00:36:22.540 little

00:36:22.680 bit

00:36:22.860 more

00:36:23.100 clear

00:36:23.440 that

00:36:23.700 it's

00:36:23.820 closer

00:36:24.340 to

00:36:24.560 a

00:36:24.720 therapeutic

00:36:25.120 than

00:36:25.440 it

00:36:25.560 is

00:36:25.680 to

00:36:25.780 a

00:36:25.880 vaccination

00:36:26.220 I

00:36:26.840 don't

00:36:26.980 know

00:36:27.120 that

00:36:27.240 I

00:36:27.340 was

00:36:27.440 right

00:36:27.600 or

00:36:27.800 wrong

00:36:28.000 about

00:36:28.180 anything

00:36:28.500 as far

00:36:28.940 as I

00:36:29.140 know

00:36:29.320 but

00:36:30.720 why

00:36:31.840 do

00:36:32.020 I

00:36:32.200 talk

00:36:32.480 so

00:36:32.660 much

00:36:32.880 about

00:36:33.120 whether

00:36:33.340 I

00:36:33.620 was

00:36:33.740 right

00:36:33.960 or

00:36:34.120 wrong

00:36:34.420 and

00:36:34.920 I

00:36:35.100 know

00:36:35.320 it's

00:36:35.540 obnoxious

00:36:36.120 to

00:36:36.340 all

00:36:36.520 of

00:36:36.640 you

00:36:36.800 and

00:36:38.100 many

00:36:38.320 of

00:36:38.480 you

00:36:38.620 have

00:36:38.880 quit

00:36:39.300 watching

00:36:39.680 my

00:36:39.900 live

00:36:40.180 streams

00:36:40.540 because

00:36:41.280 I

00:36:41.540 keep

00:36:41.840 telling

00:36:43.140 you

00:36:50.380 content

00:36:50.780 is

00:36:51.640 working

00:36:51.980 through

00:36:52.280 the

00:36:52.520 thinking

00:36:53.080 and

00:36:53.420 the

00:36:53.580 illusions

00:36:53.960 of

00:36:54.260 it

00:36:54.440 so

00:36:55.060 if

00:36:55.200 I

00:36:55.300 don't

00:36:55.520 tell

00:36:55.780 you

00:36:55.960 why

00:36:56.200 my

00:36:56.460 critics

00:36:56.860 are

00:36:57.160 wrong

00:36:57.600 then

00:36:59.020 I

00:36:59.180 would

00:36:59.320 be

00:36:59.460 missing

00:36:59.780 maybe

00:37:00.420 the

00:37:00.600 most

00:37:00.820 important

00:37:01.200 part

00:37:01.480 of

00:37:01.720 this

00:37:02.180 content

00:37:02.600 which

00:37:03.160 is

00:37:03.340 telling

00:37:03.600 you

00:37:03.860 what

00:37:04.380 works

00:37:04.720 and

00:37:04.880 what

00:37:05.020 doesn't

00:37:05.420 when

00:37:06.020 it

00:37:06.120 comes

00:37:06.320 to

00:37:06.480 thinking

00:37:06.900 and

00:37:07.260 understanding

00:37:07.800 your

00:37:08.100 reality

00:37:08.720 now

00:37:09.720 that

00:37:09.840 doesn't

00:37:10.060 mean

00:37:10.320 I'm

00:37:11.280 harping

00:37:11.600 yeah

00:37:13.080 there's

00:37:13.380 a

00:37:13.480 little

00:37:13.600 harping

00:37:13.980 asking

00:37:19.060 questions

00:37:19.560 is not

00:37:20.100 the

00:37:20.280 same

00:37:20.500 as

00:37:20.680 criticism

00:37:21.240 yeah

00:37:21.620 it

00:37:21.760 is

00:37:22.020 if

00:37:23.060 you

00:37:23.180 ask

00:37:23.420 the

00:37:23.620 right

00:37:23.940 kind

00:37:24.140 of

00:37:24.240 question

00:37:24.500 it's

00:37:24.720 the

00:37:24.840 same

00:37:25.040 why

00:37:26.280 don't

00:37:26.460 they

00:37:26.600 just

00:37:26.780 call

00:37:27.000 it

00:37:27.100 a

00:37:27.220 therapeutic

00:37:27.640 well

00:37:28.240 it's

00:37:28.380 really

00:37:28.560 a

00:37:28.720 hybrid

00:37:29.020 typically

00:37:30.200 you

00:37:30.720 don't

00:37:30.940 think

00:37:31.180 of

00:37:31.320 therapeutics

00:37:31.960 being

00:37:32.220 a

00:37:32.360 vaccination

00:37:32.820 or

00:37:33.160 like

00:37:33.500 an

00:37:34.060 injectable

00:37:34.740 needle

00:37:35.620 that

00:37:36.160 protects

00:37:36.580 you

00:37:36.760 a

00:37:36.900 little

00:37:37.040 bit

00:37:37.520 but

00:37:37.840 it's

00:37:38.280 sort

00:37:38.600 of

00:37:38.720 a

00:37:38.860 therapeutic

00:37:39.300 trouble

00:37:40.020 is

00:37:40.200 it's

00:37:40.360 a

00:37:40.460 hybrid

00:37:40.760 it's

00:37:45.740 not

00:37:45.960 a

00:37:46.080 vaccination

00:37:46.540 it's

00:37:46.840 marketed

00:37:47.200 as

00:37:47.500 one

00:37:47.680 yeah

00:37:47.820 that

00:37:48.040 is

00:37:48.540 correct

00:37:48.920 it's

00:37:49.500 not

00:37:49.660 a

00:37:49.780 vaccination

00:37:50.120 in

00:37:50.580 the

00:37:50.780 classic

00:37:51.380 way

00:37:51.840 oh

00:37:57.040 by the

00:37:57.300 way

00:37:57.500 in

00:37:58.100 separate

00:37:58.440 news

00:37:58.880 I

00:37:59.120 saw

00:37:59.360 that

00:37:59.740 the

00:38:00.180 Greg

00:38:00.480 Guffield

00:38:00.980 show

00:38:01.680 his

00:38:02.080 evening

00:38:02.740 show

00:38:03.140 just

00:38:04.040 topped

00:38:04.460 Colbert

00:38:05.240 in the

00:38:05.600 ratings

00:38:05.940 so

00:38:07.520 give

00:38:09.440 a little

00:38:09.960 congratulations

00:38:10.640 to

00:38:10.960 Greg

00:38:11.260 Guffield

00:38:11.680 for

00:38:12.340 topping

00:38:13.200 the

00:38:13.540 entire

00:38:14.080 field

00:38:14.500 he

00:38:15.540 just

00:38:15.800 lapped

00:38:16.260 the

00:38:16.600 entire

00:38:16.920 field

00:38:17.320 number

00:38:18.700 one

00:38:19.600 rated

00:38:19.920 show

00:38:20.320 in

00:38:21.380 that

00:38:21.580 time

00:38:21.840 slot

00:38:22.160 against

00:38:22.700 Stephen

00:38:23.700 Colbert

00:38:24.140 so

00:38:25.400 there

00:38:25.600 you

00:38:25.720 go

00:38:25.980 and

00:38:28.280 there

00:38:29.440 there's

00:38:29.920 your

00:38:30.060 classic

00:38:30.680 talent

00:38:31.500 stack

00:38:31.940 story

00:38:32.420 right

00:38:32.840 how

00:38:33.360 often

00:38:33.620 do

00:38:33.780 I

00:38:33.880 tell

00:38:34.060 you

00:38:34.260 how

00:38:36.000 often

00:38:36.240 do

00:38:36.400 I

00:38:36.520 tell

00:38:36.700 you

00:38:36.960 that

00:38:37.380 if

00:38:38.520 you

00:38:38.840 assemble

00:38:39.640 a

00:38:39.980 bunch

00:38:40.200 of

00:38:40.400 skills

00:38:40.860 and

00:38:41.860 you

00:38:42.000 can

00:38:42.120 be

00:38:42.360 let's

00:38:42.660 say

00:38:42.760 in

00:38:42.860 the

00:38:42.980 top

00:38:43.160 20%

00:38:43.760 or

00:38:44.000 so

00:38:44.200 of

00:38:44.400 those

00:38:44.640 skills

00:38:44.980 you

00:38:45.780 have

00:38:46.000 a

00:38:46.180 world

00:38:46.520 class

00:38:46.900 product

00:38:47.420 Greg

00:38:48.460 is

00:38:48.580 just

00:38:48.740 the

00:38:48.940 perfect

00:38:49.280 example

00:38:49.780 of that

00:38:50.140 writes

00:38:51.820 does

00:38:52.320 TV

00:38:52.760 looks

00:38:53.420 good

00:38:53.700 on TV

00:38:54.220 he's

00:38:54.700 funny

00:38:55.120 he understands

00:38:56.440 politics

00:38:57.100 he knows

00:38:57.660 persuasion

00:38:58.380 you could go right down the line

00:39:00.440 and you say to yourself

00:39:02.120 holy hell

00:39:03.240 he's

00:39:04.100 assembled

00:39:05.200 these list

00:39:06.100 of compatible

00:39:06.940 skills

00:39:07.600 that just really

00:39:09.380 add up to something

00:39:10.280 now I make this case

00:39:12.220 about other people

00:39:12.860 as well

00:39:13.260 so

00:39:13.900 I don't

00:39:14.280 just say it

00:39:14.700 about people

00:39:15.100 I like

00:39:15.560 or

00:39:15.980 people

00:39:16.600 who are

00:39:16.760 my

00:39:16.920 friends

00:39:17.160 or

00:39:17.300 whatever

00:39:17.560 but

00:39:19.900 look at

00:39:20.420 Hannity

00:39:21.180 for example

00:39:22.200 wouldn't you say

00:39:23.860 that Hannity

00:39:24.420 you like him

00:39:25.760 or not

00:39:26.400 doesn't matter

00:39:26.860 if you like him

00:39:27.300 or not

00:39:27.520 his talent

00:39:28.740 stack

00:39:29.200 is really

00:39:29.680 impressive

00:39:30.180 he has

00:39:31.620 the entire

00:39:32.180 list

00:39:33.220 of every

00:39:33.740 skill

00:39:34.120 you would

00:39:34.500 need

00:39:34.760 to be

00:39:35.280 as successful

00:39:36.020 as he is

00:39:36.520 it's not

00:39:37.000 an accident

00:39:37.340 now

00:39:38.260 I had

00:39:39.020 one topic

00:39:39.540 I wanted

00:39:39.840 to talk

00:39:40.180 about

00:39:40.400 that I

00:39:40.660 missed

00:39:40.860 on my

00:39:41.200 notes

00:39:41.600 how did I

00:39:42.840 do that

00:39:43.300 there's a

00:39:45.400 Larry Elder

00:39:45.880 story

00:39:47.120 it's funny

00:39:49.220 I was sure

00:39:49.860 I wrote that

00:39:50.360 down

00:39:50.600 it may be

00:39:51.320 missing a

00:39:51.780 page

00:39:52.000 or something

00:39:52.360 but Larry Elder

00:39:53.840 running in the

00:39:54.660 recall election

00:39:55.360 against

00:39:55.980 against

00:39:58.220 Newsom

00:39:59.720 and

00:40:00.840 CNN is

00:40:03.120 trying to do

00:40:03.760 some hit pieces

00:40:04.520 against him

00:40:05.180 now here's the

00:40:06.080 funny part

00:40:06.560 I've been

00:40:07.640 waiting and

00:40:08.280 waiting

00:40:08.600 for the

00:40:10.400 left to

00:40:11.100 to go

00:40:11.720 hard at

00:40:12.240 Larry Elder

00:40:12.700 and I

00:40:13.040 wondered

00:40:13.300 what they

00:40:13.820 had

00:40:14.160 I wondered

00:40:15.160 what kind

00:40:15.540 of horrible

00:40:16.140 things in

00:40:16.740 his past

00:40:17.300 and I'm

00:40:18.240 not going

00:40:18.540 to list

00:40:19.000 the stuff

00:40:20.520 that they're

00:40:20.900 mentioning

00:40:21.280 because I

00:40:22.060 don't know

00:40:22.460 that it's

00:40:22.800 true

00:40:23.180 at least

00:40:24.420 one of

00:40:24.760 them

00:40:24.900 sounds

00:40:25.160 untrue

00:40:25.620 but

00:40:27.600 here's the

00:40:28.520 funny thing

00:40:29.040 every

00:40:30.120 criticism

00:40:30.740 about him

00:40:31.480 is making

00:40:33.060 me like

00:40:33.680 him more

00:40:34.400 you should

00:40:36.240 look into

00:40:36.660 it yourself

00:40:37.140 I'm not

00:40:37.520 even going

00:40:37.780 to mention

00:40:38.180 I won't

00:40:39.160 even mention

00:40:39.720 what the

00:40:40.080 criticisms

00:40:40.580 are

00:40:41.020 just look

00:40:41.900 them up

00:40:42.160 yourself

00:40:42.560 just look

00:40:43.320 on CNN

00:40:43.780 and when

00:40:44.600 you read

00:40:44.900 the

00:40:45.060 criticisms

00:40:45.520 you're

00:40:45.900 going to

00:40:46.020 say to

00:40:46.260 yourself

00:40:46.600 I think

00:40:49.260 I like

00:40:49.740 him more

00:40:50.520 it's kind

00:40:53.860 of funny

00:40:54.180 that they

00:40:54.520 can't find

00:40:54.920 anything

00:40:55.380 like one

00:40:57.120 of the

00:40:57.340 criticisms

00:40:57.780 involved

00:40:58.400 him smoking

00:40:59.320 a lot

00:40:59.640 of weed

00:41:00.040 I don't

00:41:01.000 know if

00:41:01.260 he's ever

00:41:01.620 smoked weed

00:41:02.220 but if

00:41:03.220 he did

00:41:03.680 I'd probably

00:41:05.020 like him

00:41:05.440 more

00:41:05.800 not less

00:41:06.700 some

00:41:07.420 of the

00:41:07.620 other

00:41:07.800 criticisms

00:41:08.260 are about

00:41:08.940 humorous

00:41:10.560 insulting

00:41:11.120 things

00:41:11.640 he said

00:41:12.040 about

00:41:12.360 various

00:41:13.080 woke

00:41:14.260 groups

00:41:14.860 and I

00:41:15.700 read the

00:41:16.060 insults

00:41:16.500 and I

00:41:16.680 think

00:41:16.820 that was

00:41:17.120 pretty good

00:41:17.640 that was

00:41:18.960 pretty funny

00:41:19.460 I think

00:41:20.980 there was

00:41:21.200 one about

00:41:21.660 some

00:41:22.120 there was

00:41:26.760 some

00:41:26.960 women's

00:41:27.520 march

00:41:27.940 he made

00:41:29.320 let's just

00:41:30.560 say

00:41:30.820 he made

00:41:31.740 a very

00:41:32.400 he made

00:41:37.060 a joke

00:41:37.480 about the

00:41:37.920 women's

00:41:38.340 march

00:41:38.660 that was

00:41:39.660 totally

00:41:40.400 politically

00:41:40.920 incorrect

00:41:41.440 but pretty

00:41:42.520 damn funny

00:41:43.140 in a

00:41:43.740 Trump-like

00:41:44.400 way

00:41:44.860 you know

00:41:45.140 like

00:41:45.400 you'd laugh

00:41:46.380 of it

00:41:46.700 because you

00:41:47.180 know he's

00:41:47.540 going to

00:41:47.720 get in

00:41:48.000 trouble

00:41:48.280 I've

00:41:51.100 often

00:41:51.340 said

00:41:51.720 that the

00:41:52.800 thing that

00:41:53.120 makes good

00:41:53.560 writing

00:41:53.920 and especially

00:41:54.420 humor

00:41:55.120 work

00:41:55.600 is that

00:41:56.340 you have

00:41:56.660 to think

00:41:57.000 the person

00:41:57.420 who wrote

00:41:57.840 it or

00:41:58.180 said it

00:41:58.700 could get

00:41:59.400 in trouble

00:41:59.880 that's what

00:42:01.020 makes it

00:42:01.380 interesting

00:42:01.740 so the

00:42:03.560 things that

00:42:04.000 you probably

00:42:04.380 like most

00:42:05.220 about what

00:42:05.780 I say

00:42:06.280 if you like

00:42:07.680 anything about

00:42:08.220 what I say

00:42:08.700 is when you

00:42:09.440 think oh

00:42:09.940 he's going

00:42:10.260 to get in

00:42:10.560 trouble for

00:42:10.960 that

00:42:11.240 they're going

00:42:12.180 to come

00:42:12.400 after him

00:42:12.820 for that

00:42:13.240 and that's

00:42:14.720 what Larry

00:42:15.100 Elder

00:42:15.340 apparently

00:42:15.760 does well

00:42:16.600 I mean

00:42:16.980 spend his

00:42:18.020 job on

00:42:18.460 the radio

00:42:18.840 to be

00:42:19.220 provocative

00:42:19.660 so he

00:42:20.600 knows how

00:42:20.900 to do

00:42:21.120 that

00:42:21.400 so he's

00:42:22.640 got that

00:42:23.540 little

00:42:24.100 extra

00:42:25.760 speed

00:42:26.540 you know

00:42:27.600 what I

00:42:27.760 mean

00:42:27.920 you know

00:42:28.180 how Trump

00:42:28.540 has an

00:42:28.860 extra

00:42:29.240 speed

00:42:30.720 you know

00:42:31.960 you could be

00:42:32.580 driving along

00:42:33.180 it's like

00:42:33.420 first speed

00:42:33.960 you know

00:42:34.200 everybody's got

00:42:34.800 that second

00:42:35.360 everybody's got

00:42:35.980 that third

00:42:36.460 every fourth

00:42:37.140 everybody's got

00:42:38.100 four speeds

00:42:38.760 on their

00:42:39.080 transmission

00:42:39.580 and you're

00:42:40.340 going along

00:42:40.940 and all of a

00:42:42.020 sudden Trump

00:42:42.440 will be like

00:42:42.920 and you're in

00:42:44.320 a whole different

00:42:44.840 realm

00:42:45.280 of like

00:42:46.360 witty insults

00:42:47.840 and psychology

00:42:49.180 and hyperbole

00:42:50.200 and your world

00:42:51.600 is

00:42:51.880 you can't

00:42:52.900 understand it

00:42:53.500 and stuff

00:42:53.780 and you're like

00:42:54.060 ahhh

00:42:55.500 six speed

00:42:56.900 well Larry Elder

00:42:58.380 has apparently

00:42:59.000 a six speed

00:43:00.260 as well

00:43:00.820 meaning that

00:43:02.340 he's got that

00:43:02.840 sense of humor

00:43:03.460 that edge

00:43:04.020 that provocative

00:43:04.760 thing that makes

00:43:05.460 you pay attention

00:43:06.080 so

00:43:08.700 it looks like

00:43:11.340 Larry Elder

00:43:11.940 has a real

00:43:12.660 shot

00:43:13.180 he's got a

00:43:14.360 real shot

00:43:14.940 and if

00:43:17.020 history is

00:43:18.380 suggestive

00:43:20.060 his polls

00:43:22.040 might be even

00:43:22.620 better than

00:43:23.240 they look

00:43:23.760 because he

00:43:24.800 might have

00:43:25.240 a little

00:43:26.160 of the

00:43:26.500 Trump issue

00:43:27.500 where people

00:43:28.760 are not

00:43:29.280 admitting

00:43:29.760 they would

00:43:30.160 vote for him

00:43:30.740 maybe

00:43:31.020 maybe a

00:43:31.780 little of

00:43:32.020 that

00:43:32.240 I don't

00:43:32.580 know

00:43:32.840 but I

00:43:34.100 feel that

00:43:34.720 there could

00:43:35.080 be some

00:43:35.440 fed up

00:43:35.980 Democrats

00:43:36.660 who aren't

00:43:38.300 forthright

00:43:38.960 about what

00:43:39.380 they're

00:43:39.540 thinking

00:43:39.860 so let's

00:43:41.060 see

00:43:41.240 we'll be

00:43:43.740 watching

00:43:44.060 that

00:43:45.020 Dr.

00:43:50.940 Johnson

00:43:51.260 not what

00:43:52.020 he said

00:43:52.540 oh Dr.

00:43:53.660 Johnson

00:43:53.940 is back

00:43:54.380 so I

00:43:55.460 have

00:43:55.640 a mascot

00:43:57.380 over on

00:43:58.340 YouTube

00:43:59.080 called Dr.

00:44:00.300 Johnson

00:44:00.600 I don't know

00:44:01.100 what kind

00:44:01.340 of doctor

00:44:01.700 he is

00:44:02.080 but

00:44:02.920 his entire

00:44:04.480 act is

00:44:05.060 misinterpreting

00:44:05.820 things I've

00:44:06.340 said

00:44:06.580 and then

00:44:07.040 getting really

00:44:07.500 mad about

00:44:07.940 it

00:44:08.120 I can't

00:44:09.540 block him

00:44:10.000 I don't

00:44:10.240 have that

00:44:10.540 option

00:44:10.840 I can

00:44:11.500 mute him

00:44:12.600 from a

00:44:12.920 channel

00:44:13.180 but I

00:44:13.480 can't

00:44:13.680 block him

00:44:14.100 for some

00:44:14.680 reason

00:44:14.940 call him

00:44:19.620 Doc

00:44:19.980 all right

00:44:22.920 his first

00:44:24.860 name is

00:44:25.220 likely

00:44:25.520 Richard

00:44:26.000 because it

00:44:31.220 looked fake

00:44:32.040 is the

00:44:32.520 reason it's

00:44:33.020 real

00:44:33.340 okay

00:44:34.020 that's

00:44:34.300 some kind

00:44:35.040 of Elon

00:44:35.340 Musk quote

00:44:35.940 somebody's

00:44:36.420 saying

00:44:36.580 I don't

00:44:37.320 know

00:44:37.440 what that

00:44:37.720 context

00:44:38.140 is

00:44:38.420 all right

00:44:38.960 that's all

00:44:39.500 for now

00:44:39.940 YouTube

00:44:41.000 thanks for

00:44:42.020 coming

00:44:42.280 and I will

00:44:42.900 talk to you

00:44:43.340 later

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