Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1500 Scott Adams： The United States Has Lost Civilian Control of the Military and More Headlines

00:00:00.600 Good morning, everybody. Well, what a wonderful, wonderful day it is, except for all the other people.

00:00:08.020 Have you noticed that life would be great, except for the people?

00:00:13.160 Oh, it's people. It's people who are the problem. Not all of them. Some of you are awesome.

00:00:17.400 In fact, every single one of you are awesome. But other people, people who are not watching this live stream,

00:00:23.720 oh, yeah. They're a problem. You're probably saying, Scott, why is your microphone not on for the year?

00:00:31.440 I don't know. No real reason. But that might be better.

00:00:36.840 Now, if you'd like to take this up a notch, and I think you do, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass,

00:00:41.200 a tank or a chalice or a cup. What is it? A canteen jug or a flask. You think I'd memorize this by now.

00:00:48.200 Nope. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

00:00:54.160 And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

00:01:01.720 It's a simultaneous sip. Happens down. Go.

00:01:08.100 Oh. Oh. So good.

00:01:12.580 Well, I'm going to start with the shittiest news so that everything else doesn't seem so bad.

00:01:20.360 Are you with me?

00:01:21.580 You probably all heard that Norm MacDonald passed away yesterday, age 61.

00:01:27.380 I have several thoughts on this.

00:01:29.980 Number one, I don't like it when people younger than me die.

00:01:37.900 All right. Well, it looks like we have people complaining about the microphone over there.

00:01:45.480 Oh, it isn't working. Interesting.

00:01:50.120 How about that?

00:01:52.160 Can you hear me now?

00:01:55.840 All right. So I just unplugged the microphone.

00:01:57.820 So I think we would be on the iPad's microphone over on YouTube.

00:02:03.860 All right. There's nothing I can do about it. Sorry.

00:02:06.120 All right. So my Rodecaster apparently just died.

00:02:13.200 That's my mixer.

00:02:14.980 So my mixer is just sitting there with all the settings just sitting there like nothing's happening.

00:02:21.460 I'll tell you.

00:02:23.980 I'll tell you.

00:02:25.080 Anyway, back to Norm MacDonald.

00:02:28.440 So I had a strange interaction with Norm MacDonald.

00:02:32.120 And I think a lot of people, you know, the microphone's unplugged because the mixer died.

00:02:42.920 I'm just going to show you.

00:02:43.820 All right.

00:02:50.020 I'm just about going to lose it.

00:02:51.620 I'm really close to taking this mixer, smashing it to pieces on my floor right now.

00:03:00.700 I like this close.

00:03:01.840 So I don't know if I can resist it.

00:03:05.580 Oh.

00:03:07.460 Because I'm just trying to pick it up and show it to you.

00:03:09.680 And, you know, it's all curled up.

00:03:12.980 It's like not working.

00:03:14.260 You see the levels not even moving or anything.

00:03:17.400 So I'm trying to resist.

00:03:21.300 Oh.

00:03:23.420 Oh.

00:03:23.900 I've got a sledgehammer in my garage. 0.94

00:03:27.180 And I want to take you down to the garage and destroy this thing in front of you really badly. 0.98

00:03:32.740 Really badly. 0.99

00:03:34.480 Oh, God.

00:03:35.360 Do I want to break this thing?

00:03:37.220 Oh.

00:03:40.000 There's only one person in the world who knows exactly how I feel right now.

00:03:46.680 You know who you are.

00:03:48.200 You know who you are.

00:03:51.900 I'm going to shake that off.

00:03:53.280 I'm going to shake it off.

00:03:55.100 Mm-mm-mm.

00:03:57.280 I don't know what it is with audio in me.

00:04:00.140 But anyway, back to my topic.

00:04:02.740 Norm MacDonald passed away.

00:04:05.120 And a lot of people will tell you their little story about meeting Norm.

00:04:09.700 And I've got mine.

00:04:11.820 So one day, Norm MacDonald contacted me.

00:04:15.020 And I ended up talking to him on the phone.

00:04:18.020 And this was maybe three or four years ago.

00:04:23.340 And he called me, just asked me for some life advice.

00:04:27.240 Which is the weirdest thing in the world.

00:04:30.700 Because I'm a gigantic fan.

00:04:32.140 I had no contact with him whatsoever.

00:04:34.780 But he had some issues.

00:04:36.440 And I guess he was familiar with my work.

00:04:40.560 And thought I might have some suggestions.

00:04:43.420 So we chatted a while.

00:04:44.580 I don't know if I said anything that was useful.

00:04:46.620 But I've got this other weird connection to him.

00:04:50.940 Two other weird connections.

00:04:52.440 It's just weird how many connections I have to, like, the headlines.

00:04:56.820 One is that, if you're familiar with Akira the Don and the music he makes by taking podcasters' voices and manipulating them and adding music to them.

00:05:07.400 And so he did that with some of mine.

00:05:10.260 And one of them that did well was where I read a Norm MacDonald quote about, you know, good versus good.

00:05:18.720 Yes.

00:05:19.620 And it really, really worked out well as a lyric for a song.

00:05:25.120 It's just a Norm MacDonald tweet.

00:05:27.100 I just happened to read it.

00:05:28.340 And it got turned into music.

00:05:30.720 So that's out there.

00:05:31.960 But the weirdest part about this is that in the past month, I had chosen two people as my role models.

00:05:39.880 One for my hobby of learning to drum.

00:05:43.180 I'm trying to become a drummer.

00:05:45.560 And the other for comedy.

00:05:48.860 And I think I mentioned both of them in public.

00:05:52.360 One of them was Charlie Watt.

00:05:54.520 And the other was Norm MacDonald.

00:05:57.040 And they both died this week.

00:05:58.820 I don't know how I feel about that.

00:06:02.700 I mean, it's not funny.

00:06:04.160 It's not funny.

00:06:04.980 But the two people I chose as my role models for my two, you know, fields of interest, they both died this week.

00:06:13.320 Now, on a personal note, when celebrities die, I generally, you know, it's not like I'm going to cry about it.

00:06:23.160 There are people I don't know.

00:06:24.040 But I've cried twice when celebrities died.

00:06:28.820 Once was John Levin.

00:06:30.020 And so, um, sorry.

00:06:50.000 Sorry.

00:06:50.040 Sorry.

00:07:00.020 All right.

00:07:19.960 Moving on.

00:07:20.440 So, uh, CNN, uh, continues, uh, continues to, uh, sorry.

00:07:48.920 I had a bad week.

00:07:50.440 Anyway, um, CNN.

00:07:55.820 CNN.

00:07:55.980 CNN.

00:08:04.380 CNN continues to brainwash you with anecdotal stories of people having bad experiences with COVID.

00:08:14.340 I like to read, you know, the one per day.

00:08:16.800 So today's is, uh, let's see, um, the anecdotal persuasion is a woman who got vaccinated in Mississippi and she got COVID and died because she was immunocompromised.

00:08:30.080 Sorry.

00:08:32.680 All right.

00:08:32.780 So, all right.

00:08:34.360 All right.

00:08:35.280 I'll be fine.

00:08:35.740 so apparently

00:08:43.040 1 in 500 Americans have died of COVID

00:08:45.760 does that sound

00:08:47.120 like a lot

00:08:48.620 1 in 500

00:08:50.260 why are no thumbnails working

00:08:54.080 I don't know

00:08:55.040 so 1 in 500 people died of COVID

00:08:57.720 in the United States I guess

00:08:59.000 and that doesn't

00:09:01.860 sound like a lot but here's the question

00:09:03.280 how many seniors and obese people

00:09:05.720 died

00:09:06.120 how many seniors and obese

00:09:09.760 people died

00:09:11.500 it's not

00:09:13.680 1 in 500 right

00:09:14.860 is it 1 in 50 maybe

00:09:16.620 1 in 50

00:09:17.680 because if 1 in 50 of that crowd

00:09:21.460 died and you were in that crowd

00:09:22.940 that would be pretty scary

00:09:23.920 1 in 500 not too scary

00:09:26.020 1 in 50

00:09:27.540 you have my attention

00:09:29.820 1 in 50 I'm going to pay attention

00:09:31.980 and I'm wondering

00:09:35.540 where would that rank

00:09:37.240 in terms of

00:09:39.900 causes of death

00:09:41.060 if it's 1 in 500

00:09:43.180 for people in general

00:09:44.920 where would that be

00:09:45.860 like how many people

00:09:47.960 die in cars

00:09:48.920 it's more than 1 in 500 right

00:09:50.840 how many people die

00:09:52.860 riding

00:09:53.420 I don't know

00:09:54.460 how many people die

00:09:55.400 swimming

00:09:56.140 probably less than 1 in 500

00:09:59.340 so I don't know where that stacks

00:10:01.300 stacks up

00:10:02.080 there was a tweet by

00:10:08.060 laughing Jesus

00:10:09.060 that's his name

00:10:10.460 don't blame me

00:10:11.180 so laughing Jesus

00:10:12.240 tweets

00:10:12.820 he says

00:10:14.180 I stopped reading Dilbert

00:10:15.440 because of Scott's

00:10:16.520 support for

00:10:17.380 support of the Trump

00:10:18.860 of the Trump

00:10:20.460 I may revisit that decision

00:10:22.820 Dilbert is pretty

00:10:23.700 effing funny at times

00:10:25.000 and so I thought

00:10:27.320 I would like to encourage

00:10:28.240 more of my critics

00:10:29.320 to take this approach

00:10:31.380 so if you're a critic

00:10:33.620 of mine

00:10:34.100 and you have a problem

00:10:35.000 with me

00:10:35.380 for whatever problem

00:10:36.320 I think you should

00:10:37.580 punish yourself

00:10:38.360 because that'll 0.97

00:10:40.120 that'll show me

00:10:42.540 so if there's anything else

00:10:44.320 you would like to deny

00:10:45.280 yourself that you enjoy

00:10:46.520 I think that would be

00:10:48.520 a pretty good protest

00:10:49.740 it worked for Gandhi 0.70

00:10:51.600 all right

00:10:52.620 Gandhi enjoyed eating

00:10:53.840 but he decided

00:10:55.340 to not eat

00:10:56.240 as part of his protest

00:10:58.080 there's a good history

00:10:59.100 for this

00:10:59.460 and I think that

00:11:00.540 my critics should

00:11:01.600 learn from Gandhi

00:11:03.860 I mean

00:11:04.960 really

00:11:05.840 can you think of anybody

00:11:07.660 who would be

00:11:08.260 a more morally

00:11:09.340 inspiring

00:11:10.060 figure

00:11:11.000 than Gandhi

00:11:11.640 I don't think so

00:11:12.780 and Gandhi did

00:11:14.140 a hunger strikes

00:11:15.280 to try to get

00:11:16.220 freedom from

00:11:17.060 Great Britain

00:11:17.880 and I think that

00:11:19.280 my critics

00:11:19.800 should

00:11:20.440 take a

00:11:22.240 take a note

00:11:22.920 if you're mad

00:11:24.840 about anything

00:11:25.360 that I've ever said

00:11:26.260 consider a hunger strike

00:11:29.700 and if the hunger strike

00:11:31.960 doesn't feel enough

00:11:32.960 have you ever tried

00:11:34.320 hitting yourself

00:11:35.120 with a blunt object 0.99

00:11:36.360 I mean

00:11:39.020 I haven't

00:11:39.620 but then again

00:11:40.480 I don't really need

00:11:41.420 to punish myself

00:11:42.280 but if you'd like

00:11:43.180 to punish yourself

00:11:43.900 as part of a

00:11:44.760 principled

00:11:45.680 morally

00:11:47.180 and ethically

00:11:48.160 proper demonstration

00:11:50.720 I recommend

00:11:51.900 something painful

00:11:52.780 for all of my critics

00:11:54.960 because that'll

00:11:55.960 really show me

00:11:56.600 you should either

00:11:58.360 try to run

00:11:59.040 25 miles

00:11:59.940 without training

00:12:00.760 don't eat

00:12:02.700 for a week

00:12:03.260 don't sleep

00:12:05.120 sleeping

00:12:06.360 would just

00:12:06.900 make me happy

00:12:07.640 because you know

00:12:09.140 what makes me happy

00:12:09.920 I love it

00:12:10.640 when you get

00:12:11.020 enough sleep

00:12:11.580 so don't do that

00:12:12.480 if you want to

00:12:13.160 protest me

00:12:13.880 so in fact

00:12:15.360 I would like you

00:12:16.040 to be really healthy

00:12:17.080 I would like all of you

00:12:18.500 to eat right

00:12:19.220 get sleep

00:12:20.360 and don't drink too much

00:12:22.160 but if you want to

00:12:23.560 protest me

00:12:24.260 there are lots of things

00:12:26.420 you can do to yourself

00:12:27.200 to really really

00:12:28.060 make it hurt

00:12:28.820 drink too much

00:12:30.320 overeat

00:12:31.300 don't sleep

00:12:32.480 and if you do

00:12:34.020 those things

00:12:34.600 I promise you

00:12:35.540 I'm gonna feel it

00:12:37.240 it's gonna

00:12:38.540 it's gonna be bad

00:12:39.980 for me 0.71

00:12:40.340 if you hurt yourself

00:12:41.240 so

00:12:42.700 I sure hope

00:12:44.280 you don't do that

00:12:45.080 well

00:12:48.460 the more I think

00:12:50.100 about it

00:12:50.440 the more I think

00:12:51.060 that leaving

00:12:51.540 the Taliban

00:12:52.100 to China

00:12:52.720 is a stroke

00:12:53.500 of genius

00:12:54.080 reportedly

00:12:55.620 a major brawl

00:12:56.900 broke out last week

00:12:58.020 inside Kabul's

00:12:58.960 presidential palace

00:12:59.940 and at least

00:13:01.480 one leader

00:13:01.960 of the government

00:13:02.520 is missing

00:13:03.160 possibly dead

00:13:05.220 and

00:13:07.000 the Taliban

00:13:09.660 taking over

00:13:10.400 is a little bit

00:13:11.100 like you know

00:13:11.700 what happens

00:13:12.140 if the dog

00:13:12.800 chasing your car

00:13:13.640 actually catches it

00:13:14.640 like what's he gonna do

00:13:16.440 when he catches it

00:13:17.220 so

00:13:18.640 I don't feel like

00:13:20.640 the Taliban

00:13:21.180 won

00:13:22.660 I feel like

00:13:24.340 the Taliban

00:13:25.200 has some issues

00:13:27.060 maybe some

00:13:28.240 internal fighting

00:13:29.160 maybe the Taliban

00:13:31.000 are not all

00:13:31.700 on the same side

00:13:32.500 maybe the only thing

00:13:34.020 that unified

00:13:34.520 the Taliban

00:13:35.100 was fighting

00:13:36.060 against the

00:13:36.640 existing government

00:13:37.560 I've got a feeling

00:13:39.720 things aren't

00:13:41.500 gonna go so well

00:13:42.360 for the Taliban

00:13:43.020 and I mean

00:13:45.060 it's tragedy

00:13:45.720 for the Afghan

00:13:46.520 people of course

00:13:47.540 but the Taliban

00:13:48.120 themselves

00:13:48.640 I don't think

00:13:49.480 that's gonna be

00:13:50.080 a good day

00:13:50.580 for them

00:13:50.940 and I don't think

00:13:52.500 they're gonna love it

00:13:54.200 when China

00:13:54.680 gets their hooks

00:13:55.400 in them

00:13:55.760 because China

00:13:57.320 doesn't really

00:13:59.000 want to just

00:13:59.580 work with the Taliban 0.99

00:14:00.600 do they?

00:14:02.800 Does China

00:14:03.580 just want to

00:14:04.420 have a little

00:14:05.240 commerce

00:14:05.780 with the Taliban?

00:14:07.980 Nope

00:14:08.460 no China 1.00

00:14:09.740 wants to

00:14:10.120 own the Taliban

00:14:10.860 China wants 0.96

00:14:12.840 to dominate

00:14:14.120 the Taliban

00:14:15.080 I'm sure

00:14:16.920 that'll go over

00:14:17.520 well

00:14:17.760 don't see any

00:14:19.280 problems ahead

00:14:19.940 for them

00:14:20.380 seems like

00:14:21.520 that should

00:14:21.800 work out

00:14:22.240 pretty pretty

00:14:22.980 well

00:14:23.360 so good luck

00:14:24.940 China

00:14:25.260 I hope you

00:14:27.960 enjoy your

00:14:28.460 Taliban 0.97

00:14:28.760 let's talk

00:14:31.840 about the

00:14:32.120 California

00:14:32.480 recall

00:14:32.980 Newsom

00:14:33.580 won

00:14:33.940 it looks

00:14:34.540 like easily

00:14:35.140 Larry Elder

00:14:36.220 has conceded

00:14:37.300 it looked

00:14:39.220 like it

00:14:39.560 was close

00:14:40.140 there for

00:14:40.580 a while

00:14:40.920 didn't it

00:14:41.980 remember the

00:14:42.560 polls

00:14:42.880 that said

00:14:43.440 it was

00:14:43.660 close

00:14:44.060 well

00:14:45.260 we were

00:14:45.680 quickly

00:14:46.380 informed

00:14:47.000 that those

00:14:48.100 polls

00:14:48.420 were not

00:14:48.860 accurate

00:14:49.260 let me tell

00:14:50.400 you the

00:14:50.660 polls

00:14:50.900 that were

00:14:51.200 accurate

00:14:51.640 the ones

00:14:52.480 that showed

00:14:52.840 that Newsom

00:14:53.300 was gonna

00:14:53.620 win by a

00:14:54.160 while

00:14:54.380 and then

00:14:54.760 we did

00:14:55.120 but you

00:14:56.820 know

00:14:57.120 but you

00:14:59.420 know

00:14:59.780 that

00:15:03.260 well

00:15:04.720 so why

00:15:06.740 did

00:15:06.940 why did

00:15:08.060 Gavin

00:15:08.500 Newsom

00:15:08.820 win

00:15:09.020 is it

00:15:10.480 because

00:15:10.860 the vote

00:15:11.400 was

00:15:11.700 R-I-G-G-E-D 1.00

00:15:14.120 which I'm

00:15:14.620 not claiming

00:15:15.100 I'm just

00:15:15.900 asking

00:15:16.220 is it

00:15:17.400 because

00:15:17.940 it was

00:15:19.160 always

00:15:19.400 gonna be

00:15:19.740 that way

00:15:20.160 and the

00:15:21.040 polls

00:15:21.360 were wrong

00:15:21.880 why is it

00:15:23.620 we can't

00:15:24.040 have a

00:15:24.360 time

00:15:24.700 when the

00:15:25.800 polls

00:15:26.100 are right

00:15:26.620 and the

00:15:27.820 vote is

00:15:28.180 right

00:15:28.480 can we

00:15:30.160 have that

00:15:30.620 here's a

00:15:31.700 case where

00:15:32.140 we think

00:15:33.300 the election

00:15:34.100 was maybe

00:15:34.700 right

00:15:35.180 but the

00:15:36.240 polls were

00:15:36.860 wrong

00:15:37.340 but then

00:15:38.320 they were

00:15:38.600 right

00:15:39.040 how's

00:15:40.520 your

00:15:40.720 credibility

00:15:41.600 I don't

00:15:44.260 know if

00:15:44.560 you could

00:15:44.780 have a

00:15:45.060 lower

00:15:45.280 credibility

00:15:45.840 for an

00:15:46.880 election

00:15:47.220 than

00:15:47.560 everything

00:15:47.960 that

00:15:48.220 happened

00:15:48.540 in

00:15:48.760 California

00:15:49.300 maybe

00:15:50.100 2020

00:15:50.580 was lower

00:15:51.160 credibility

00:15:51.720 but I

00:15:52.980 have no

00:15:53.280 reason to

00:15:53.660 believe

00:15:53.840 there was

00:15:54.060 any

00:15:54.260 massive

00:15:54.640 fraud

00:15:55.660 do you

00:15:56.680 has anybody

00:15:57.420 seen

00:15:57.660 anything

00:15:57.980 that would

00:15:58.280 indicate

00:15:58.640 massive

00:15:59.040 fraud

00:15:59.340 now

00:16:00.580 here's

00:16:01.000 the

00:16:01.100 good

00:16:01.280 news

00:16:01.640 if

00:16:04.640 Gavin

00:16:05.160 Newsom

00:16:05.600 were to

00:16:06.140 win

00:16:06.440 oh my

00:16:08.220 god

00:16:08.500 Richard

00:16:08.820 thank you

00:16:09.640 you didn't

00:16:10.500 need to

00:16:10.760 do that

00:16:11.200 here's

00:16:14.960 the good

00:16:15.280 news

00:16:15.600 if Gavin

00:16:16.580 Newsom

00:16:16.960 were to

00:16:17.400 win

00:16:17.700 and

00:16:18.240 apparently

00:16:18.640 he has

00:16:19.120 the only

00:16:20.220 way I

00:16:20.680 wanted him

00:16:21.160 to win

00:16:21.620 was big

00:16:23.380 because

00:16:24.640 if it

00:16:25.260 were close

00:16:25.940 yuck

00:16:28.200 if it's

00:16:29.020 close it's

00:16:29.660 all going

00:16:29.960 to be about

00:16:30.360 the election

00:16:30.880 itself

00:16:31.440 and

00:16:31.800 you know

00:16:32.500 the integrity

00:16:33.000 of the

00:16:33.360 election

00:16:33.700 and was

00:16:34.480 there

00:16:34.620 fraud

00:16:34.960 and

00:16:35.460 where's

00:16:36.260 my

00:16:36.560 mail-in

00:16:37.060 ballot

00:16:37.360 and all

00:16:37.760 that

00:16:37.960 stuff

00:16:38.280 but

00:16:39.060 luckily

00:16:39.620 and I

00:16:40.640 say

00:16:40.820 luckily

00:16:41.240 because

00:16:41.720 it's a

00:16:42.180 weird

00:16:42.380 kind of

00:16:42.840 luck

00:16:43.260 if you

00:16:43.580 can call

00:16:43.860 it that

00:16:44.140 it was

00:16:44.820 so not

00:16:45.380 close

00:16:45.880 that maybe

00:16:46.860 it wouldn't

00:16:47.340 matter

00:16:47.660 even if

00:16:48.380 there was

00:16:48.760 some

00:16:48.940 fraud

00:16:49.240 now we

00:16:50.520 have not

00:16:50.860 detected

00:16:51.280 any that

00:16:51.860 has been

00:16:52.400 confirmed

00:16:52.800 but

00:16:53.980 we're

00:16:55.240 probably

00:16:55.780 better off

00:16:56.620 probably

00:16:57.680 better off

00:16:58.280 that it

00:16:58.520 was a

00:16:58.760 big win

00:16:59.180 at least

00:17:00.060 there's one

00:17:00.720 last thing

00:17:01.120 to worry

00:17:01.400 about

00:17:01.620 now the

00:17:02.580 question about

00:17:03.100 why

00:17:03.640 why did

00:17:04.240 he win

00:17:04.720 well

00:17:05.960 I think

00:17:07.860 Joel Pollack

00:17:08.580 had some

00:17:09.480 of the

00:17:09.780 most insightful

00:17:10.720 comments about

00:17:11.520 this

00:17:11.840 part of it

00:17:13.840 might be

00:17:14.400 that

00:17:14.820 kids

00:17:17.220 went to

00:17:17.560 school

00:17:17.860 you know

00:17:19.380 if you're

00:17:19.720 a parent

00:17:20.140 in

00:17:20.680 California

00:17:21.160 the thing

00:17:23.080 you cared

00:17:23.480 about

00:17:23.700 most

00:17:24.080 was kids

00:17:24.640 going back

00:17:25.120 to school

00:17:25.580 and then

00:17:26.860 everything

00:17:27.440 else

00:17:27.980 was a

00:17:28.920 bother

00:17:29.240 and some

00:17:29.660 of you

00:17:29.780 complained

00:17:30.160 about

00:17:30.480 school

00:17:30.720 was a

00:17:30.920 big deal

00:17:31.240 and he

00:17:31.480 got that

00:17:31.860 done

00:17:32.120 right

00:17:33.020 so you

00:17:34.200 know

00:17:34.280 other states

00:17:34.800 got it

00:17:35.120 done

00:17:35.260 too

00:17:35.520 but at

00:17:36.020 least it

00:17:36.300 was one

00:17:36.600 thing

00:17:36.900 imagine

00:17:37.860 imagine

00:17:38.580 this recall

00:17:39.280 with kids

00:17:39.760 not in

00:17:40.160 school

00:17:40.440 can you

00:17:41.800 imagine

00:17:42.140 I don't

00:17:42.780 think the

00:17:43.440 vote would

00:17:43.780 have gone

00:17:43.980 the same

00:17:44.360 way

00:17:44.580 I think

00:17:45.620 if Newsom

00:17:46.160 hadn't

00:17:46.460 gotten kids

00:17:46.980 in school

00:17:47.380 it could

00:17:47.660 have gone

00:17:47.860 the other

00:17:48.120 way

00:17:48.340 but the

00:17:49.180 other thing

00:17:49.520 is that

00:17:50.040 Newsom

00:17:51.180 did a good

00:17:51.580 job of

00:17:52.020 painting

00:17:52.620 Larry Elder

00:17:53.800 as just

00:17:54.460 black 0.83

00:17:55.040 Trump 0.98

00:17:55.440 if your

00:17:57.620 opponent

00:17:58.500 can turn

00:17:59.260 you into 0.98

00:17:59.660 black 0.99

00:18:00.120 Trump 0.52

00:18:00.560 he did

00:18:02.240 a good

00:18:02.480 job

00:18:02.780 and looks

00:18:03.640 like he

00:18:03.940 did a good

00:18:04.320 job there

00:18:04.740 on the

00:18:05.120 persuasion

00:18:05.780 but I think

00:18:07.460 the bigger

00:18:07.780 story is

00:18:08.280 there are

00:18:08.460 twice as

00:18:08.840 many

00:18:09.040 Democrats

00:18:09.580 that's it

00:18:10.720 there are

00:18:11.760 twice as

00:18:12.160 many Democrats

00:18:12.880 that's the

00:18:13.400 end of the

00:18:13.740 story

00:18:14.000 you know

00:18:14.500 you can

00:18:14.760 look for

00:18:15.080 the little

00:18:15.460 things that

00:18:16.040 tweak this

00:18:16.560 or that

00:18:16.920 but you

00:18:17.440 know

00:18:17.540 there's twice

00:18:18.020 as many

00:18:18.340 Democrats

00:18:18.740 so that's

00:18:19.760 pretty much

00:18:20.100 the whole

00:18:20.320 thing

00:18:20.520 so there's

00:18:22.040 this right

00:18:22.760 wing conspiracy

00:18:23.880 or is it

00:18:25.800 that there's

00:18:28.080 somebody in

00:18:28.640 charge of

00:18:29.060 turning off

00:18:29.640 Biden's

00:18:30.420 microphone

00:18:30.860 in certain

00:18:31.740 situations

00:18:32.400 and I guess

00:18:33.860 Senator Risch

00:18:34.880 if I'm

00:18:35.480 pronouncing it

00:18:36.160 correctly

00:18:36.460 was asking

00:18:37.040 about this

00:18:37.600 and Tony

00:18:38.760 Blinken was 0.99

00:18:39.300 just laughing

00:18:39.800 at him

00:18:40.160 saying no

00:18:41.320 there's nobody

00:18:41.860 in charge

00:18:42.220 of that

00:18:42.500 and apparently

00:18:43.400 it doesn't

00:18:43.860 pass the

00:18:44.280 fact check

00:18:44.840 that there's

00:18:45.580 anybody who

00:18:46.320 even could

00:18:46.980 be in charge

00:18:47.500 of it

00:18:47.820 because the

00:18:48.700 examples of

00:18:49.640 it are just

00:18:50.100 the normal way

00:18:51.640 things work

00:18:52.200 there's no

00:18:52.660 actual example

00:18:53.340 of this

00:18:53.600 happening

00:18:53.880 but let me

00:18:56.200 ask you

00:18:56.580 this

00:18:56.900 the first

00:18:59.420 time you

00:18:59.840 heard this

00:19:00.480 that the

00:19:02.460 idea that

00:19:03.380 there's somebody

00:19:04.000 who has

00:19:04.440 control of

00:19:05.140 turning off

00:19:05.600 Biden's

00:19:06.180 microphone

00:19:06.720 and Risch

00:19:07.800 was asking

00:19:08.300 who's that

00:19:08.760 person

00:19:09.120 because that

00:19:09.560 would indicate

00:19:10.180 who's really

00:19:10.680 in charge

00:19:11.140 who's the

00:19:12.100 person in

00:19:12.520 charge of

00:19:12.920 Biden's

00:19:13.300 microphone

00:19:13.680 the first

00:19:15.120 time you

00:19:15.440 heard that

00:19:15.800 what was

00:19:16.180 your

00:19:16.460 impression

00:19:16.980 because I'll

00:19:18.720 tell you what

00:19:19.160 it should have

00:19:19.820 been

00:19:20.080 it should have

00:19:22.180 been a little

00:19:23.820 bit too much

00:19:24.460 on the nose

00:19:25.180 right

00:19:26.300 a little too

00:19:27.500 perfect

00:19:27.880 that the person

00:19:29.360 who's really in

00:19:30.040 charge of the

00:19:30.480 country is

00:19:31.760 literally the

00:19:32.960 same person

00:19:33.620 in charge of

00:19:34.720 the microphone

00:19:35.220 that is way 0.95

00:19:38.060 too on the

00:19:38.700 nose

00:19:39.080 right

00:19:39.860 it'd be one

00:19:41.240 thing to say

00:19:41.760 oh I think

00:19:42.240 there are

00:19:42.500 powers in

00:19:43.120 the wings

00:19:43.520 you know

00:19:43.860 it's Susan

00:19:44.280 Rice

00:19:44.600 it's Obama

00:19:45.180 whatever

00:19:45.500 that's actually

00:19:46.720 kind of

00:19:47.040 reasonable

00:19:47.400 because we

00:19:48.580 do know

00:19:48.980 that ex-presidents

00:19:50.180 could be

00:19:50.560 influential

00:19:51.060 and you know

00:19:51.920 the deep

00:19:52.240 state

00:19:52.580 there's enough

00:19:53.460 to suggest

00:19:54.080 that people

00:19:54.840 could have

00:19:55.240 power

00:19:55.560 without being

00:19:56.100 in power

00:19:56.540 that's not

00:19:57.380 crazy

00:19:57.760 but that the

00:19:59.840 same people

00:20:00.420 or one

00:20:01.440 person

00:20:01.840 got control

00:20:03.240 of the

00:20:03.440 microphone

00:20:03.780 no

00:20:05.560 I mean

00:20:06.960 anything's

00:20:07.460 possible

00:20:07.880 but a little

00:20:08.680 too much

00:20:09.120 on the nose

00:20:09.760 so look

00:20:10.580 for that

00:20:10.860 too much

00:20:11.260 on the nose

00:20:11.740 thing

00:20:11.960 it's so

00:20:12.240 predictive

00:20:12.580 all right

00:20:15.500 tonight

00:20:18.560 tonight

00:20:20.300 I will be

00:20:22.160 a guest

00:20:22.480 on Gutfeld

00:20:23.180 exclamation

00:20:24.440 mark

00:20:24.900 Gutfeld

00:20:26.740 exclamation

00:20:27.420 mark

00:20:27.680 on Fox

00:20:28.640 News

00:20:28.880 check your

00:20:29.360 local

00:20:29.860 times

00:20:30.980 we're talking

00:20:31.420 about the

00:20:31.860 evening one

00:20:32.740 I guess

00:20:33.100 it's a

00:20:33.400 different time

00:20:33.820 zones

00:20:34.120 different

00:20:34.400 places

00:20:34.680 you can

00:20:35.460 all find

00:20:35.880 it

00:20:36.040 anyway

00:20:36.400 I'll be

00:20:36.720 doing that

00:20:37.040 remotely

00:20:37.560 tonight

00:20:39.320 and that

00:20:41.360 is the

00:20:41.640 answer to

00:20:42.040 the question

00:20:42.520 on locals

00:20:43.400 that they

00:20:43.780 asked me

00:20:44.120 before I

00:20:44.560 came here

00:20:44.920 on YouTube

00:20:45.620 and the

00:20:47.140 answer is

00:20:47.640 no I

00:20:48.700 will not

00:20:49.040 be stoned

00:20:49.700 today

00:20:50.140 because I'll

00:20:52.180 be on live

00:20:52.700 TV later

00:20:53.340 have I ever

00:20:54.880 been stoned

00:20:55.600 on live

00:20:56.700 TV

00:20:57.100 okay yes

00:21:00.380 but you

00:21:01.340 didn't

00:21:01.540 know it

00:21:01.960 all right

00:21:03.340 I think

00:21:05.380 I solved

00:21:05.900 COVID

00:21:06.540 in case

00:21:08.080 anybody

00:21:08.360 wants to

00:21:08.740 know

00:21:08.940 so there's

00:21:10.440 an article

00:21:10.860 I just

00:21:11.620 tweeted

00:21:11.920 around

00:21:12.300 which

00:21:12.760 questions

00:21:13.340 how we've

00:21:13.800 handled

00:21:14.080 COVID

00:21:14.600 and it

00:21:15.860 questions

00:21:16.600 whether

00:21:16.980 social

00:21:17.940 distance

00:21:18.740 is the

00:21:19.960 thing we

00:21:20.360 should have

00:21:20.760 concentrated

00:21:21.360 on versus

00:21:22.100 the time

00:21:23.500 that we

00:21:24.140 spend

00:21:24.460 together

00:21:24.880 and the

00:21:25.640 argument

00:21:25.980 is this

00:21:26.540 if your

00:21:28.740 virus is

00:21:29.780 spread on

00:21:30.420 spittle

00:21:30.920 like water

00:21:32.100 droplets

00:21:32.640 then distance

00:21:33.680 makes a big

00:21:34.320 difference

00:21:34.720 because those

00:21:35.600 droplets will

00:21:36.160 come out

00:21:36.500 and hit the

00:21:37.160 ground

00:21:37.460 so if you're

00:21:38.300 far enough

00:21:38.640 away those

00:21:39.120 droplets don't

00:21:39.800 get there

00:21:40.200 but if you

00:21:41.820 have an

00:21:42.180 aerosol

00:21:42.920 virus like

00:21:44.660 coronavirus

00:21:45.080 where it

00:21:46.080 just sort of

00:21:46.640 floats in

00:21:47.360 the air

00:21:47.640 for a while

00:21:48.140 it's not

00:21:49.180 like the

00:21:49.520 droplets are

00:21:50.080 hitting the

00:21:50.460 ground right

00:21:50.940 away

00:21:51.160 the idea

00:21:52.380 is that the

00:21:52.900 time you

00:21:53.600 spend in

00:21:54.060 the room

00:21:54.500 could be

00:21:55.800 the thing

00:21:56.160 that matters

00:21:56.720 not so

00:21:58.120 much the

00:21:58.560 distance

00:21:59.000 because you

00:21:59.940 could be

00:22:00.200 right next

00:22:00.660 to somebody

00:22:01.200 and their

00:22:01.600 plume is

00:22:02.780 going up

00:22:03.200 through your

00:22:03.540 mask and

00:22:04.080 their plume

00:22:04.620 is going

00:22:05.000 up but

00:22:05.680 sort of

00:22:06.080 diluting and

00:22:06.740 filling the

00:22:07.220 room so

00:22:08.460 wherever you

00:22:09.020 are if it's

00:22:09.660 in the

00:22:09.980 aerosol it's

00:22:11.260 just hanging

00:22:11.720 in the air

00:22:12.280 so what

00:22:13.220 matters is

00:22:13.740 the time

00:22:14.260 you spend

00:22:14.740 in the

00:22:15.040 room and

00:22:16.040 the ventilation

00:22:16.660 not so

00:22:18.480 much the

00:22:18.840 distance

00:22:19.280 does that

00:22:20.080 make sense

00:22:20.520 it's a

00:22:21.180 reasonable

00:22:21.540 hypothesis

00:22:22.460 right that

00:22:23.600 we manage

00:22:24.300 it wrong

00:22:26.080 because we

00:22:26.580 didn't

00:22:26.800 understand the

00:22:27.460 importance of

00:22:28.100 the hanging

00:22:30.880 in the

00:22:31.180 air part

00:22:31.600 but here's

00:22:33.080 my question

00:22:33.680 which I

00:22:34.160 add to

00:22:34.480 this which

00:22:35.000 I believe

00:22:35.500 will now

00:22:36.100 completely

00:22:36.840 solve the

00:22:38.220 pandemic

00:22:38.660 are you

00:22:39.100 ready

00:22:39.380 are you

00:22:40.280 ready

00:22:40.520 solution to

00:22:41.960 the pandemic

00:22:42.540 right now

00:22:44.840 drum roll

00:22:46.820 please

00:22:47.440 fans

00:22:49.360 turn on

00:22:50.840 your fans

00:22:51.640 here's my

00:22:53.220 reasoning

00:22:53.520 and I

00:22:55.740 would like

00:22:56.120 to get

00:22:57.780 a fact

00:22:58.140 check on

00:22:58.640 this I

00:22:59.100 asked on

00:22:59.540 Twitter if

00:22:59.940 anybody studied

00:23:00.560 this and I

00:23:01.080 didn't see a

00:23:01.580 response before

00:23:02.320 I got on

00:23:02.780 but the

00:23:04.460 hypothesis goes

00:23:05.460 like this and

00:23:06.300 by the way

00:23:06.720 this is just 0.98

00:23:08.020 ignorant 0.97

00:23:08.440 speculation 0.98

00:23:09.000 this next

00:23:11.140 thing is just

00:23:11.600 for fun

00:23:12.060 not a doctor

00:23:13.820 not a

00:23:14.560 virologist

00:23:15.300 not a

00:23:16.900 fluid

00:23:17.760 movement

00:23:18.400 expert

00:23:19.100 but I'm

00:23:20.400 going to

00:23:20.560 give you

00:23:20.820 some

00:23:21.160 common

00:23:21.980 sense

00:23:22.300 and let's

00:23:23.960 just think

00:23:25.280 it through

00:23:25.600 it goes

00:23:26.580 like this

00:23:27.040 the odds

00:23:29.040 of you

00:23:29.320 getting

00:23:29.540 COVID

00:23:29.880 I believe

00:23:30.740 are determined

00:23:32.260 by the

00:23:32.920 viral load

00:23:33.800 so it's

00:23:34.880 not just

00:23:35.660 that you

00:23:36.100 were exposed

00:23:36.560 to it

00:23:37.140 so fact

00:23:38.100 check me

00:23:38.500 on every

00:23:38.940 part of

00:23:39.280 this

00:23:39.420 right

00:23:39.660 fact check

00:23:40.680 me on

00:23:41.000 my assumptions

00:23:41.580 and then

00:23:42.240 my conclusion

00:23:43.020 so assumption

00:23:44.160 the amount

00:23:45.580 that you're

00:23:46.440 exposed to

00:23:47.000 makes a

00:23:47.380 big difference

00:23:47.880 second

00:23:49.260 assumption

00:23:49.720 and this

00:23:50.320 has no

00:23:50.800 scientific

00:23:51.380 basis

00:23:51.840 that I'm

00:23:52.260 aware of

00:23:52.760 I feel

00:23:54.180 as if

00:23:54.560 a small

00:23:55.440 amount

00:23:55.840 small enough

00:23:56.720 might give

00:23:57.980 you some

00:23:58.360 protection

00:23:58.820 from the

00:23:59.420 COVID

00:23:59.720 without

00:24:00.080 giving

00:24:00.440 COVID

00:24:00.860 now that's

00:24:02.260 purely

00:24:02.800 speculation

00:24:03.880 and it's

00:24:05.220 based on the

00:24:05.700 fact that

00:24:06.040 your body

00:24:06.700 might say

00:24:07.180 hey

00:24:07.480 I feel

00:24:08.620 like there's

00:24:08.980 something out

00:24:09.440 there that

00:24:09.820 didn't quite

00:24:10.260 infect me

00:24:10.860 I detected

00:24:12.020 it

00:24:12.360 but maybe

00:24:13.180 I should

00:24:13.440 just get

00:24:13.780 ready for

00:24:14.200 it

00:24:14.420 now I

00:24:15.620 don't know

00:24:15.900 if your

00:24:16.160 body can

00:24:16.580 do that

00:24:17.040 pure

00:24:17.780 speculation

00:24:18.380 not based

00:24:19.080 on any

00:24:19.540 knowledge or

00:24:20.220 research or

00:24:20.760 anything else

00:24:21.220 but if

00:24:23.200 we know

00:24:23.640 the only

00:24:24.060 thing we

00:24:24.300 need to

00:24:24.560 know for

00:24:24.860 this following

00:24:25.340 thought is

00:24:26.500 that the

00:24:27.040 amount of

00:24:27.580 load matters

00:24:28.340 now it

00:24:28.940 matters two

00:24:29.420 ways

00:24:29.780 one it

00:24:30.940 matters whether

00:24:31.440 you get

00:24:31.920 it at all

00:24:32.500 right and

00:24:34.220 the other

00:24:34.500 way it

00:24:34.800 matters is

00:24:35.420 how badly

00:24:36.040 you're sick

00:24:37.000 so two 0.96

00:24:38.200 ways it

00:24:38.620 could matter

00:24:39.020 a lot

00:24:39.400 now the

00:24:39.780 how badly

00:24:40.320 you're sick

00:24:40.740 part we 0.98

00:24:41.180 know that's

00:24:41.760 real right

00:24:43.040 so I

00:24:43.440 don't have

00:24:43.800 to speculate

00:24:44.380 that the

00:24:45.560 amount of

00:24:46.100 initial load

00:24:47.100 you get

00:24:47.620 could determine

00:24:48.720 how sick

00:24:49.220 you get

00:24:49.620 so let's

00:24:51.080 say that's

00:24:51.480 the only

00:24:51.960 thing we

00:24:52.340 know for

00:24:52.700 sure is

00:24:54.140 how sick

00:24:54.620 you'll get

00:24:55.080 but we're

00:24:56.820 not for sure

00:24:57.340 whether a little

00:24:58.060 bit of exposure

00:24:58.700 might actually

00:24:59.460 help you in

00:24:59.980 some weird

00:25:00.400 way so that

00:25:01.220 part forget

00:25:01.820 about that

00:25:02.220 for now

00:25:02.580 just that

00:25:04.380 reducing the

00:25:05.420 load could

00:25:05.960 be good

00:25:06.280 now turn

00:25:07.080 on the

00:25:07.380 fans

00:25:07.840 here's my

00:25:09.040 question

00:25:09.480 did the

00:25:10.780 aerosol

00:25:11.520 virus

00:25:12.440 tend to

00:25:14.140 move in

00:25:14.720 clouds

00:25:15.300 so this

00:25:17.380 is the

00:25:17.660 big question

00:25:18.180 to fact

00:25:18.600 check

00:25:18.880 anybody

00:25:19.660 who's got

00:25:20.180 you know

00:25:20.600 fluid

00:25:21.100 expertise

00:25:22.460 do me a

00:25:23.360 fact check

00:25:23.740 on this

00:25:24.100 so let's

00:25:25.000 say you're

00:25:25.300 in a room

00:25:25.780 and you've

00:25:27.200 got just

00:25:27.560 normal

00:25:27.980 ventilation

00:25:28.600 the windows

00:25:29.320 are not

00:25:29.680 open

00:25:29.980 all right

00:25:30.740 so windows

00:25:31.300 closed

00:25:31.920 normal

00:25:33.160 ventilation

00:25:33.760 through the

00:25:34.180 AC

00:25:34.420 not enough

00:25:35.500 to stop

00:25:36.020 anything

00:25:36.300 apparently

00:25:36.660 but now

00:25:37.620 let's say

00:25:37.900 you turn

00:25:38.140 on fans

00:25:38.760 if you

00:25:40.800 have fans

00:25:41.420 on and

00:25:42.040 there's

00:25:42.280 movement

00:25:43.140 do you

00:25:45.360 get the

00:25:45.800 same viral

00:25:46.520 load

00:25:47.100 or

00:25:48.160 does the

00:25:49.200 fan

00:25:49.440 distribute

00:25:50.040 it faster

00:25:50.820 such that

00:25:52.160 there's

00:25:52.920 more virus

00:25:53.940 let's say

00:25:54.900 below

00:25:55.380 your waist

00:25:56.680 and more

00:25:58.540 virus maybe

00:25:59.320 above your

00:26:00.060 head

00:26:00.440 and not as

00:26:02.100 much in a

00:26:02.600 cloud

00:26:03.020 that sort

00:26:04.020 of surrounding

00:26:04.540 the people

00:26:05.040 who are

00:26:05.400 putting it

00:26:05.860 off

00:26:06.220 what do

00:26:09.220 you think

00:26:09.500 now how

00:26:10.400 hard would

00:26:10.760 it be to

00:26:11.080 test it

00:26:11.560 I think

00:26:13.040 you could

00:26:13.300 test it

00:26:13.860 somehow

00:26:14.720 so here's

00:26:16.040 my here's

00:26:17.520 my question

00:26:18.640 turn on the

00:26:19.740 fans in

00:26:20.700 every room

00:26:21.260 make sure

00:26:21.860 you've got

00:26:22.180 airflow or

00:26:22.860 open a

00:26:23.320 window if

00:26:23.900 you've got

00:26:24.180 that option

00:26:24.640 and see if

00:26:25.680 the people

00:26:26.060 who had

00:26:26.580 put on

00:26:27.080 fans and

00:26:27.760 opened windows

00:26:28.460 everywhere they

00:26:29.220 went

00:26:29.500 or even

00:26:31.720 carry a

00:26:32.300 little

00:26:32.480 portable

00:26:33.100 fan

00:26:33.540 you know

00:26:34.360 those little

00:26:34.760 portable

00:26:35.060 fans you

00:26:35.580 carry

00:26:35.820 would you

00:26:37.300 be better

00:26:37.700 off having

00:26:38.240 a portable

00:26:38.720 fan that

00:26:40.040 you just

00:26:40.340 held here

00:26:40.940 and blew

00:26:41.600 people's

00:26:42.660 particles away

00:26:44.580 than having

00:26:45.700 a mask

00:26:46.260 maybe

00:26:47.600 right

00:26:48.420 if you had

00:26:49.240 just a

00:26:49.520 little fan

00:26:50.100 that you

00:26:50.420 walked around

00:26:50.960 with when

00:26:51.420 you talked

00:26:51.760 to people

00:26:52.120 and just

00:26:52.440 distribute

00:26:53.400 the air

00:26:53.840 and here's

00:26:59.900 a question

00:27:00.320 on locals

00:27:01.160 a perfectly

00:27:01.760 good question

00:27:02.400 what about 1.00

00:27:02.980 a blowjob 1.00

00:27:03.620 now I'm 1.00

00:27:05.140 no doctor

00:27:05.680 but I

00:27:07.980 feel that

00:27:08.380 that's a

00:27:08.780 perfectly

00:27:09.220 good question

00:27:09.960 because

00:27:10.500 as far as

00:27:12.520 I know

00:27:12.900 there's not

00:27:14.020 a single

00:27:14.640 case of

00:27:15.560 anybody

00:27:15.860 getting

00:27:16.300 COVID

00:27:16.740 while

00:27:17.660 giving a 1.00

00:27:18.240 blowjob 1.00

00:27:18.740 so if 0.99

00:27:20.800 you're worried

00:27:21.300 about the

00:27:21.760 COVID

00:27:22.060 ladies 0.99

00:27:22.780 and gay 0.54

00:27:24.080 men

00:27:24.380 if you're

00:27:25.620 worried

00:27:25.800 about getting

00:27:26.180 the COVID

00:27:26.600 nobody has

00:27:27.540 ever

00:27:28.100 contracted

00:27:29.020 COVID

00:27:29.460 while

00:27:30.840 giving a 1.00

00:27:31.320 blowjob 1.00

00:27:31.720 I don't 0.99

00:27:33.620 know that

00:27:33.940 to be true

00:27:34.380 but I'd

00:27:34.700 like it

00:27:34.940 to be

00:27:35.140 true

00:27:35.340 so

00:27:36.760 just

00:27:38.000 think

00:27:38.180 about

00:27:38.360 that

00:27:38.640 there's

00:27:40.620 an

00:27:40.760 interesting

00:27:41.100 story

00:27:41.540 in the

00:27:42.000 New York

00:27:42.240 Post

00:27:42.460 by

00:27:42.700 Melanie

00:27:43.220 Notkin

00:27:44.020 about

00:27:44.700 why

00:27:45.020 progressive

00:27:45.540 women 1.00

00:27:45.920 want to

00:27:46.380 date

00:27:46.540 men

00:27:46.780 who

00:27:46.920 act

00:27:47.120 like

00:27:47.300 conservatives

00:27:47.780 so

00:27:49.320 apparently

00:27:49.940 even

00:27:50.480 progressive

00:27:51.020 women 1.00

00:27:51.440 like

00:27:52.380 men

00:27:52.700 who

00:27:52.880 act

00:27:53.060 like

00:27:53.240 men

00:27:53.520 and

00:27:54.580 do

00:27:55.020 things

00:27:55.280 like

00:27:55.460 hold

00:27:55.680 doors

00:27:56.060 and

00:27:56.300 pay

00:27:56.600 for

00:27:56.740 dinner

00:27:56.960 and

00:27:57.380 walk

00:27:58.220 on the

00:27:58.620 curb

00:27:59.040 side

00:27:59.440 of the

00:28:00.020 sidewalk

00:28:00.700 to protect

00:28:01.280 them

00:28:01.500 from

00:28:01.820 puddles

00:28:02.440 and

00:28:02.660 God

00:28:03.040 knows

00:28:03.320 what

00:28:03.540 from

00:28:03.720 the

00:28:03.880 street

00:28:04.160 and

00:28:05.400 also

00:28:06.080 to

00:28:06.280 make

00:28:06.420 the

00:28:06.580 plans

00:28:07.100 to

00:28:07.620 make

00:28:07.780 the

00:28:07.940 plans

00:28:08.380 and

00:28:10.060 what

00:28:11.200 do you

00:28:11.320 think

00:28:11.460 about

00:28:11.660 that

00:28:11.940 how

00:28:13.240 many

00:28:13.480 of

00:28:13.740 the

00:28:13.980 women 1.00

00:28:14.500 the

00:28:14.880 few

00:28:15.160 women 1.00

00:28:15.460 who

00:28:15.700 are

00:28:16.000 brave

00:28:17.400 enough

00:28:17.640 to

00:28:17.780 watch

00:28:18.020 this

00:28:18.340 by the

00:28:19.240 way

00:28:19.400 if

00:28:19.640 you're

00:28:19.920 a

00:28:20.180 woman 0.99

00:28:20.400 and

00:28:20.620 you're

00:28:20.780 watching

00:28:21.180 this

00:28:22.860 you're

00:28:25.080 special

00:28:25.480 because

00:28:26.020 I don't

00:28:26.660 think

00:28:26.800 most women 0.99

00:28:27.240 can hang

00:28:28.180 with this

00:28:28.600 for some

00:28:29.780 reason

00:28:30.040 I mean

00:28:30.600 my audience

00:28:31.100 is 90%

00:28:33.360 plus men

00:28:34.000 all right

00:28:37.220 now

00:28:37.520 let me

00:28:38.840 ask you

00:28:39.240 this

00:28:39.560 men

00:28:40.520 I've

00:28:41.720 heard

00:28:41.900 that

00:28:42.180 what

00:28:42.860 women 1.00

00:28:43.200 like

00:28:43.560 more

00:28:43.780 than

00:28:43.920 and

00:28:44.320 I've

00:28:44.520 heard

00:28:44.640 this

00:28:44.800 so

00:28:44.980 many

00:28:45.160 times

00:28:45.560 right

00:28:46.140 tell

00:28:46.760 me

00:28:46.920 men

00:28:47.180 if

00:28:47.400 you've

00:28:47.660 heard

00:28:47.780 this

00:28:48.020 also

00:28:48.480 that

00:28:49.400 women 1.00

00:28:49.760 no matter

00:28:50.380 whether

00:28:50.680 they're

00:28:51.140 left

00:28:51.700 leaning

00:28:51.960 or right

00:28:52.340 leaning

00:28:52.660 that

00:28:53.700 all

00:28:54.080 women 1.00

00:28:54.460 like

00:28:55.720 it

00:28:55.940 when

00:28:56.400 men

00:28:56.680 take

00:28:56.940 the

00:28:57.100 initiative

00:28:57.500 to

00:28:57.840 make

00:28:58.080 a

00:28:58.220 plan

00:28:58.620 say

00:28:59.340 oh

00:28:59.540 we're

00:28:59.700 going

00:28:59.940 here

00:29:00.320 and

00:29:00.660 you know

00:29:01.060 put

00:29:01.800 on

00:29:01.960 your

00:29:02.080 nice

00:29:02.280 clothes

00:29:02.680 women 1.00

00:29:05.020 can

00:29:05.380 you

00:29:05.520 confirm

00:29:06.020 that

00:29:06.920 you

00:29:07.160 like

00:29:07.540 it

00:29:07.700 when

00:29:07.880 men

00:29:08.100 make

00:29:08.340 the

00:29:08.520 plans

00:29:09.080 and

00:29:10.100 do

00:29:10.320 you

00:29:10.780 like

00:29:11.040 it

00:29:11.160 because

00:29:11.420 it

00:29:11.720 seems

00:29:12.700 like

00:29:12.940 the

00:29:13.120 man

00:29:13.400 is

00:29:13.700 being

00:29:14.140 alpha

00:29:14.440 or

00:29:15.440 being

00:29:15.720 assertive

00:29:16.300 or

00:29:16.960 being

00:29:17.200 sort

00:29:17.500 of

00:29:17.660 a

00:29:17.800 man

00:29:18.260 is

00:29:18.720 that

00:29:18.820 what

00:29:18.940 it

00:29:19.060 feels

00:29:19.240 like

00:29:19.500 all

00:29:22.020 right

00:29:22.160 well

00:29:22.400 you're

00:29:22.660 all

00:29:22.820 wrong

00:29:23.340 although

00:29:25.420 your

00:29:25.640 opinions

00:29:26.040 can't

00:29:26.360 be

00:29:26.460 wrong

00:29:26.720 of

00:29:26.900 course

00:29:27.140 so

00:29:27.340 your

00:29:27.480 opinion

00:29:27.740 is

00:29:27.920 right

00:29:28.120 but

00:29:28.520 let

00:29:28.620 me

00:29:28.720 tell

00:29:28.900 you

00:29:29.180 what

00:29:29.720 you're

00:29:29.940 missing

00:29:30.180 let

00:29:32.060 me

00:29:32.160 tell

00:29:32.340 you

00:29:32.480 as

00:29:32.720 a

00:29:32.860 man

00:29:33.200 how

00:29:34.400 I

00:29:34.620 feel

00:29:34.980 if

00:29:35.940 I'm

00:29:36.200 part

00:29:36.400 of

00:29:36.480 a

00:29:36.600 couple

00:29:36.860 and

00:29:37.800 the

00:29:37.980 expectation

00:29:38.500 is

00:29:39.080 that

00:29:39.300 I'm

00:29:39.560 supposed

00:29:39.820 to

00:29:40.020 make

00:29:40.180 the

00:29:40.360 plans

00:29:40.840 how

00:29:42.400 does

00:29:42.520 that

00:29:42.660 make

00:29:42.840 me

00:29:43.020 feel

00:29:43.300 ladies 0.99

00:29:44.220 how

00:29:44.440 does

00:29:44.560 that

00:29:44.680 make

00:29:44.860 me

00:29:45.020 feel

00:29:45.300 women 1.00

00:29:48.300 tell

00:29:49.740 me

00:29:49.900 how

00:29:50.080 it

00:29:50.240 makes

00:29:50.460 me

00:29:50.720 feel

00:29:51.040 as

00:29:51.280 the

00:29:51.420 man

00:29:51.720 when

00:29:52.960 I'm

00:29:53.300 the

00:29:53.400 one

00:29:53.540 who

00:29:53.680 has

00:29:53.820 to

00:29:53.940 make

00:29:54.100 the

00:29:54.240 plans

00:29:54.700 does

00:29:59.520 it

00:29:59.620 make

00:29:59.740 me

00:29:59.900 feel

00:30:00.080 like

00:30:00.280 an

00:30:00.480 alpha

00:30:00.780 male

00:30:01.140 strong

00:30:02.120 in

00:30:02.560 control

00:30:02.940 nope

00:30:05.380 it

00:30:05.960 makes

00:30:06.160 me

00:30:06.340 feel

00:30:06.580 like

00:30:06.840 your 1.00

00:30:07.000 fucking 1.00

00:30:07.300 secretary 1.00

00:30:07.920 so

00:30:09.220 let

00:30:09.340 me

00:30:09.420 say

00:30:09.580 this

00:30:09.760 again

00:30:10.100 because

00:30:10.560 your

00:30:10.820 husbands

00:30:11.140 can't

00:30:11.520 tell

00:30:11.680 you

00:30:11.800 this

00:30:12.100 husbands

00:30:13.260 just

00:30:13.540 shut 1.00

00:30:13.780 up 0.99

00:30:13.920 for a

00:30:14.140 minute

00:30:14.340 guys

00:30:15.660 don't

00:30:17.540 say

00:30:17.860 a

00:30:18.140 thing

00:30:18.560 I

00:30:19.460 got

00:30:19.700 this

00:30:20.060 for

00:30:21.580 you

00:30:21.860 disagree

00:30:23.980 with

00:30:24.340 me

00:30:24.520 privately

00:30:24.920 when

00:30:25.900 you're

00:30:26.080 talking

00:30:26.300 to

00:30:26.460 your

00:30:26.600 spouse

00:30:26.900 in

00:30:27.080 a

00:30:27.200 minute

00:30:27.420 and

00:30:27.660 you're

00:30:27.880 gonna

00:30:28.080 don't

00:30:29.720 say

00:30:29.960 you

00:30:30.140 agree

00:30:30.440 with

00:30:30.660 me

00:30:30.900 you

00:30:31.180 don't

00:30:31.400 need

00:30:31.580 to

00:30:31.780 I

00:30:32.000 got

00:30:32.400 this

00:30:32.700 for

00:30:32.920 you

00:30:33.160 okay

00:30:34.000 don't

00:30:35.180 get

00:30:35.420 into

00:30:35.640 this

00:30:35.940 you

00:30:36.300 will

00:30:36.480 get

00:30:36.640 divorced

00:30:37.120 if

00:30:37.460 you

00:30:37.580 get

00:30:37.760 into

00:30:37.980 this

00:30:38.260 just

00:30:39.320 agree

00:30:39.880 with

00:30:40.080 your

00:30:40.240 wife

00:30:40.580 let

00:30:41.540 me

00:30:41.660 do

00:30:41.820 the

00:30:41.940 hard

00:30:42.140 lifting

00:30:42.460 here

00:30:42.720 okay

00:30:43.000 if

00:30:44.680 you

00:30:44.820 expect

00:30:45.240 your

00:30:45.400 man

00:30:45.620 to

00:30:45.780 make

00:30:45.960 all

00:30:46.120 the

00:30:46.260 plans

00:30:46.760 you're

00:30:47.460 treating

00:30:47.700 him

00:30:47.920 like

00:30:48.140 your

00:30:48.320 secretary

00:30:48.840 and

00:30:50.260 it

00:30:50.820 doesn't 0.99

00:30:51.200 fucking 1.00

00:30:51.560 work 1.00

00:30:52.020 here's

00:30:52.760 how it

00:30:53.080 goes

00:30:53.460 hey

00:30:54.220 wife

00:30:54.620 I

00:30:54.940 just

00:30:55.120 made

00:30:55.320 some

00:30:55.480 plans

00:30:55.800 for us

00:30:56.140 at

00:30:56.300 eight

00:30:56.480 o'clock

00:30:56.860 oh

00:30:57.700 oh

00:30:58.000 I

00:30:58.560 wish

00:30:59.840 I

00:31:00.000 told

00:31:00.220 you

00:31:00.320 I

00:31:00.440 had

00:31:00.500 plans

00:31:00.800 to

00:31:00.940 go

00:31:01.040 out

00:31:01.120 with

00:31:01.240 my

00:31:01.440 girlfriends

00:31:01.760 tonight

00:31:02.300 okay

00:31:03.080 well

00:31:03.440 okay

00:31:03.720 I

00:31:03.900 tried

00:31:04.520 but

00:31:05.340 at

00:31:05.580 least

00:31:05.720 you

00:31:05.880 know

00:31:06.020 I

00:31:06.140 made

00:31:06.320 some

00:31:06.500 plans

00:31:06.960 tomorrow

00:31:09.120 put

00:31:10.480 on

00:31:10.620 your

00:31:10.760 good

00:31:10.940 dress

00:31:11.320 we

00:31:11.760 got

00:31:11.960 dinner

00:31:12.200 reservations

00:31:12.760 seven

00:31:13.220 o'clock

00:31:13.700 oh

00:31:14.800 not

00:31:16.320 tonight

00:31:16.820 tonight

00:31:18.020 I've

00:31:18.260 got a

00:31:18.500 little

00:31:18.620 bit

00:31:18.780 of a

00:31:18.980 headache

00:31:19.300 I

00:31:20.000 wish

00:31:20.260 you'd

00:31:20.480 asked

00:31:20.680 me

00:31:20.840 earlier

00:31:21.240 all

00:31:22.240 right

00:31:22.420 well

00:31:22.700 okay

00:31:23.200 we'll

00:31:23.920 take

00:31:24.360 this

00:31:24.580 we'll

00:31:24.760 take

00:31:24.900 a run

00:31:25.160 at

00:31:25.320 again

00:31:26.860 weekend

00:31:27.380 comes

00:31:27.760 I

00:31:27.980 got

00:31:28.140 some

00:31:28.320 plans

00:31:28.760 we're

00:31:29.720 going

00:31:29.820 to

00:31:29.880 take

00:31:30.060 a

00:31:30.180 trip

00:31:30.400 oh

00:31:31.660 there

00:31:32.680 yeah

00:31:34.560 I

00:31:34.940 just

00:31:36.140 went

00:31:36.420 there

00:31:36.660 I

00:31:37.340 went

00:31:37.560 there

00:31:37.700 with

00:31:37.880 my

00:31:38.160 ex

00:31:38.600 that's

00:31:39.580 like

00:31:39.780 sort

00:31:40.120 of

00:31:40.220 the

00:31:40.320 last

00:31:40.560 place

00:31:40.780 I

00:31:40.900 want

00:31:41.060 to

00:31:41.140 go

00:31:41.300 okay

00:31:42.040 well

00:31:42.440 we'll

00:31:43.260 try

00:31:43.380 it

00:31:43.480 again

00:31:43.620 tomorrow

00:31:43.960 I'm

00:31:44.560 going

00:31:44.620 to

00:31:44.660 make

00:31:44.820 you

00:31:44.920 a

00:31:45.000 new

00:31:45.140 plan

00:31:45.440 watch

00:31:46.360 me

00:31:46.580 be

00:31:46.760 all

00:31:46.960 alpha

00:31:47.320 I'm

00:31:48.300 a

00:31:48.400 man

00:31:48.740 I'm

00:31:49.640 a

00:31:49.780 man

00:31:50.120 and

00:31:50.300 I'm

00:31:50.420 going

00:31:50.500 to

00:31:50.600 take

00:31:50.820 charge

00:31:51.320 take

00:31:52.180 charge

00:31:52.500 of

00:31:52.620 this

00:31:52.780 situation

00:31:53.280 all

00:31:54.060 right

00:31:54.220 so

00:31:54.980 I

00:31:55.580 got

00:31:55.680 new

00:31:55.860 plans

00:31:56.180 we're

00:31:56.400 going

00:31:56.480 to

00:31:56.580 go

00:31:56.900 watch

00:31:58.400 the

00:31:58.800 monster

00:31:59.940 trucks

00:32:00.420 monster

00:32:01.480 truck

00:32:01.800 rally

00:32:02.120 so

00:32:02.960 that'll

00:32:03.240 be

00:32:03.360 at

00:32:03.480 six

00:32:03.700 o'clock

00:32:04.080 on

00:32:04.280 set

00:32:04.540 what

00:32:04.940 oh

00:32:06.520 you

00:32:06.680 don't

00:32:06.900 like

00:32:07.380 the

00:32:07.980 monster

00:32:08.420 truck

00:32:08.820 rallies

00:32:09.280 no

00:32:10.220 you

00:32:10.900 don't

00:32:11.060 like

00:32:11.320 those

00:32:11.680 okay

00:32:12.460 well

00:32:13.100 I

00:32:13.180 already

00:32:13.360 bought

00:32:13.560 tickets

00:32:14.000 well

00:32:14.400 I'll

00:32:14.560 throw 0.96

00:32:14.720 them

00:32:14.880 away

00:32:15.180 we'll

00:32:16.060 try

00:32:16.220 it

00:32:16.340 again

00:32:16.480 tomorrow

00:32:16.780 so

00:32:19.400 men

00:32:21.960 just

00:32:23.220 don't

00:32:23.460 say

00:32:23.640 anything

00:32:24.000 ladies 0.99

00:32:25.240 I

00:32:26.220 know

00:32:26.460 what

00:32:26.680 you're

00:32:26.920 thinking

00:32:27.320 that

00:32:28.020 you

00:32:28.140 like

00:32:28.420 your

00:32:28.600 man

00:32:28.960 to

00:32:29.180 be

00:32:29.340 take

00:32:29.680 charge

00:32:30.100 and

00:32:30.320 make

00:32:30.480 plans

00:32:30.940 shows

00:32:31.780 he

00:32:31.940 loves

00:32:32.160 you

00:32:32.320 you're

00:32:33.820 treating

00:32:34.080 him

00:32:34.300 like

00:32:34.480 a

00:32:34.640 secretary

00:32:35.080 and

00:32:35.420 you're

00:32:35.560 making

00:32:35.780 it

00:32:35.960 impossible

00:32:36.360 for

00:32:36.740 him

00:32:36.900 to

00:32:37.020 even 1.00

00:32:37.260 fucking 0.99

00:32:37.640 do 1.00

00:32:38.020 anything

00:32:38.440 don't

00:32:39.400 ask

00:32:39.720 him

00:32:39.880 to

00:32:40.000 do

00:32:40.180 something

00:32:40.540 that

00:32:40.800 isn't

00:32:41.100 a

00:32:41.280 thing

00:32:41.540 he

00:32:42.600 can't

00:32:42.940 make

00:32:43.120 plans

00:32:43.460 for

00:32:43.640 you

00:32:43.840 do

00:32:44.640 you

00:32:44.660 know

00:32:44.760 what

00:32:44.860 does

00:32:45.080 work

00:32:45.400 let

00:32:46.920 me

00:32:47.160 tell

00:32:47.320 you

00:32:47.440 what

00:32:47.580 works

00:32:47.980 wife

00:32:49.740 hey

00:32:50.600 husband

00:32:50.920 I

00:32:51.300 made

00:32:51.460 plans

00:32:51.800 tonight

00:32:52.180 six

00:32:52.940 o'clock

00:32:53.340 for

00:32:54.020 dinner

00:32:54.340 husband

00:32:55.680 says

00:32:56.080 oh

00:32:56.840 that's

00:32:57.180 great

00:32:57.520 I

00:32:58.040 told

00:32:58.220 Bob

00:32:58.500 we

00:32:58.620 were

00:32:58.700 going

00:32:58.820 to

00:32:58.880 get

00:32:59.020 together

00:32:59.340 I'll

00:32:59.540 call

00:32:59.740 and

00:32:59.900 cancel

00:33:00.200 and

00:33:02.380 then

00:33:02.480 you

00:33:02.580 go

00:33:02.680 out

00:33:02.800 to

00:33:02.880 dinner

00:33:03.160 it's

00:33:05.360 different

00:33:05.680 it's

00:33:07.500 pretty

00:33:07.700 different

00:33:08.140 right

00:33:08.960 how

00:33:12.240 about

00:33:12.540 walking

00:33:13.180 on

00:33:13.460 the

00:33:13.720 curb

00:33:14.260 side

00:33:14.680 of

00:33:14.800 the

00:33:14.920 sidewalk

00:33:15.220 how

00:33:16.040 many

00:33:16.240 of

00:33:16.420 you

00:33:16.560 men

00:33:16.860 walk

00:33:17.980 on

00:33:18.180 the

00:33:18.360 curb

00:33:18.800 side

00:33:19.480 of

00:33:19.740 the

00:33:19.860 sidewalk

00:33:20.140 because

00:33:21.960 it

00:33:22.200 protects

00:33:22.740 your

00:33:23.140 woman 0.99

00:33:24.320 from

00:33:24.740 whatever

00:33:25.160 danger

00:33:26.040 there

00:33:26.240 is

00:33:26.360 in

00:33:26.440 the

00:33:26.540 sidewalk

00:33:26.760 okay

00:33:27.020 now

00:33:27.840 when

00:33:28.800 you

00:33:28.920 walk

00:33:29.180 on

00:33:29.300 the

00:33:29.440 curbside

00:33:29.960 and

00:33:31.140 let's

00:33:31.380 say

00:33:31.540 you

00:33:31.740 cross

00:33:32.120 the

00:33:32.340 road

00:33:33.360 and

00:33:34.000 let's

00:33:34.680 say

00:33:34.800 you're

00:33:34.940 at

00:33:35.080 an

00:33:35.180 intersection

00:33:35.620 or

00:33:35.800 something

00:33:36.040 how

00:33:36.760 often

00:33:37.140 does

00:33:37.420 the

00:33:37.600 woman 0.99

00:33:37.880 who

00:33:38.200 you

00:33:38.360 would

00:33:38.500 like

00:33:38.740 to

00:33:38.920 not

00:33:39.220 be

00:33:39.400 on

00:33:39.540 the

00:33:39.660 curbside

00:33:40.160 how

00:33:40.980 often

00:33:41.260 does

00:33:41.500 she

00:33:41.660 take

00:33:42.020 the

00:33:42.260 curbside

00:33:42.860 just

00:33:43.560 because

00:33:43.780 that's

00:33:44.000 the way

00:33:44.200 it

00:33:44.340 works

00:33:44.580 when

00:33:44.760 you

00:33:44.880 turn

00:33:45.060 the

00:33:45.220 corner

00:33:45.460 and

00:33:46.640 then

00:33:46.760 you

00:33:46.880 have

00:33:47.020 to

00:33:47.140 move

00:33:47.360 her

00:33:47.480 away

00:33:47.720 from

00:33:47.900 the

00:33:48.040 curbside

00:33:48.600 so

00:33:49.680 how

00:33:50.300 many

00:33:50.460 times

00:33:50.740 does

00:33:50.920 she

00:33:51.020 do

00:33:51.200 that

00:33:51.400 if

00:33:51.560 you're

00:33:51.680 taking

00:33:51.880 a walk

00:33:52.280 all

00:33:54.200 the

00:33:54.360 time

00:33:54.680 right

00:33:54.960 you're

00:33:55.800 trying

00:33:56.020 to walk

00:33:56.500 on

00:33:56.620 the

00:33:56.740 curbside

00:33:57.220 and

00:33:57.440 she

00:33:57.580 keeps

00:33:57.820 walking

00:33:58.140 on

00:33:58.320 the

00:33:58.440 curbside

00:33:58.900 and

00:33:59.960 you

00:34:00.060 gotta

00:34:00.220 move

00:34:00.460 her

00:34:00.580 back

00:34:00.980 it

00:34:06.280 just

00:34:06.440 doesn't

00:34:06.700 work

00:34:07.040 so

00:34:08.520 anyway

00:34:11.460 it's a great

00:34:12.960 article

00:34:13.320 by

00:34:13.840 Melanie

00:34:15.060 not

00:34:15.440 Kim

00:34:15.720 I

00:34:15.980 enjoyed

00:34:16.360 it

00:34:16.640 I

00:34:17.860 think

00:34:18.100 chivalry

00:34:18.760 is

00:34:19.180 maybe

00:34:19.520 not

00:34:20.200 exactly

00:34:20.660 what

00:34:20.900 you

00:34:21.020 think

00:34:21.220 it

00:34:21.340 is

00:34:21.560 I

00:34:22.380 think

00:34:22.600 that

00:34:22.800 what

00:34:23.000 women 1.00

00:34:23.280 think

00:34:23.600 is

00:34:23.840 an

00:34:24.020 alpha

00:34:24.300 man

00:34:24.740 is

00:34:25.300 a

00:34:25.440 man

00:34:25.620 being

00:34:25.840 your

00:34:26.020 secretary

00:34:26.500 and

00:34:27.040 having

00:34:27.320 no

00:34:27.540 chance

00:34:27.820 of

00:34:27.980 succeeding

00:34:28.380 right

00:34:29.500 if

00:34:30.360 one

00:34:30.620 in

00:34:30.780 ten

00:34:30.960 times

00:34:31.320 the

00:34:31.500 guy

00:34:31.720 makes

00:34:32.260 a

00:34:32.400 plan

00:34:32.680 and

00:34:32.880 it

00:34:33.000 works

00:34:33.220 out

00:34:33.460 he's

00:34:33.720 a

00:34:33.820 hero

00:34:34.080 I

00:34:34.300 suppose

00:34:34.540 that's

00:34:34.800 good

00:34:35.020 but

00:34:35.660 it's a 0.99

00:34:36.240 dumb 1.00

00:34:36.460 fucking 1.00

00:34:36.740 idea 1.00

00:34:37.000 and

00:34:37.180 it

00:34:37.300 doesn't

00:34:37.540 work

00:34:37.820 and

00:34:38.000 you

00:34:38.100 should

00:34:38.220 get

00:34:38.380 over

00:34:38.560 it

00:34:38.900 all

00:34:39.580 right

00:34:39.760 let's

00:34:42.700 talk

00:34:42.880 about

00:34:43.100 the

00:34:43.260 TDS

00:34:43.680 general

00:34:44.100 this

00:34:44.620 is

00:34:44.760 the

00:34:44.880 biggest

00:34:45.100 news

00:34:45.520 so

00:34:46.380 general

00:34:46.760 Milley

00:34:47.200 according

00:34:47.800 to a

00:34:48.160 new

00:34:48.320 book

00:34:48.600 by

00:34:48.880 Woodward

00:34:49.420 and

00:34:49.700 somebody

00:34:50.280 else

00:34:50.580 Costa

00:34:51.020 I

00:34:51.200 guess

00:34:51.380 he

00:34:52.960 was

00:34:53.160 so

00:34:53.380 afraid

00:34:53.780 that

00:34:54.200 Trump

00:34:54.740 might

00:34:55.400 spark

00:34:55.820 a

00:34:56.060 war

00:34:56.340 with

00:34:56.640 China

00:34:57.160 that

00:34:59.320 he

00:34:59.480 called

00:34:59.920 China

00:35:00.480 to

00:35:01.840 reassure

00:35:02.400 them

00:35:02.720 and

00:35:02.980 make

00:35:03.560 some

00:35:03.780 plans

00:35:04.260 on

00:35:05.280 his

00:35:05.420 own

00:35:05.640 now

00:35:07.740 Trump

00:35:09.500 says

00:35:09.920 he doubts

00:35:10.400 this

00:35:10.640 really

00:35:10.900 happened

00:35:11.280 and

00:35:12.700 Trump

00:35:12.940 has

00:35:13.120 pretty

00:35:13.320 good

00:35:13.540 instincts

00:35:13.980 and

00:35:14.300 Trump

00:35:14.580 also

00:35:15.000 knows

00:35:15.380 how many

00:35:15.680 stories

00:35:16.060 were totally

00:35:16.640 made up

00:35:17.100 about

00:35:17.320 things

00:35:17.700 that

00:35:17.820 happened

00:35:18.180 during

00:35:19.140 his

00:35:19.480 administration

00:35:20.580 so

00:35:21.420 given

00:35:22.740 that so

00:35:23.140 many

00:35:23.260 things

00:35:23.460 were just

00:35:23.700 made

00:35:24.060 up

00:35:24.420 we

00:35:25.800 don't

00:35:25.960 know

00:35:26.200 now

00:35:26.460 I

00:35:26.580 don't

00:35:26.740 think

00:35:26.940 we've

00:35:27.160 heard

00:35:27.260 a

00:35:27.400 confirmation

00:35:27.860 or

00:35:28.240 denial

00:35:28.580 from

00:35:28.960 Milley

00:35:29.240 himself

00:35:29.540 so

00:35:30.500 we'll

00:35:30.760 wait on

00:35:31.100 that

00:35:31.280 to find

00:35:31.600 out

00:35:31.740 if this

00:35:32.000 is

00:35:32.120 true

00:35:32.300 but

00:35:32.640 let's

00:35:33.820 imagine

00:35:34.200 it's

00:35:34.500 true

00:35:34.720 for a

00:35:35.040 moment

00:35:35.340 isn't

00:35:37.820 it

00:35:37.960 treason

00:35:38.300 and

00:35:39.980 isn't

00:35:40.440 this

00:35:40.680 taking

00:35:41.100 civilian

00:35:41.680 control

00:35:42.280 away

00:35:43.600 from

00:35:43.960 the

00:35:44.280 government

00:35:45.000 and

00:35:45.340 giving

00:35:45.900 us

00:35:46.080 military

00:35:46.500 control

00:35:46.980 because

00:35:48.320 the

00:35:48.580 reason

00:35:48.900 that

00:35:49.140 Milley

00:35:49.380 gave

00:35:49.760 is

00:35:50.160 that

00:35:50.380 he

00:35:50.600 wasn't

00:35:50.920 sure

00:35:51.160 that

00:35:51.360 Trump

00:35:51.640 was 1.00

00:35:52.000 mentally

00:35:52.600 capable

00:35:53.220 mentally

00:35:55.600 capable

00:35:56.260 in

00:35:57.720 his

00:35:58.080 judgment

00:35:58.800 his

00:35:59.700 personal

00:36:00.080 judgment

00:36:00.500 did

00:36:01.160 I

00:36:01.320 say

00:36:01.560 his

00:36:01.960 professional

00:36:02.640 medical

00:36:03.220 judgment

00:36:03.680 no

00:36:04.580 no

00:36:05.240 he's

00:36:05.940 a

00:36:06.040 military

00:36:06.340 guy

00:36:06.660 did

00:36:07.360 I

00:36:07.500 say

00:36:07.760 that

00:36:08.060 Milley

00:36:08.660 consulted

00:36:10.280 with a

00:36:10.860 band

00:36:11.800 of

00:36:12.020 psychologists

00:36:12.620 and

00:36:12.960 psychiatrists

00:36:13.680 and they

00:36:14.000 told him

00:36:14.480 hey

00:36:15.000 Trump

00:36:15.620 is 0.72

00:36:15.780 dangerous

00:36:16.120 you

00:36:16.320 better

00:36:16.480 do

00:36:16.700 something

00:36:16.960 nope

00:36:17.700 nope

00:36:18.440 it

00:36:19.020 was

00:36:19.200 General

00:36:19.520 Milley

00:36:19.800 himself

00:36:20.200 who

00:36:20.980 just

00:36:21.220 decided

00:36:21.640 that

00:36:22.000 Trump

00:36:22.400 was 1.00

00:36:22.640 mentally 0.95

00:36:23.060 unfit 0.93

00:36:24.440 and

00:36:25.120 that

00:36:25.280 he

00:36:25.420 better

00:36:25.720 make

00:36:26.540 his

00:36:26.720 own

00:36:27.040 foreign

00:36:27.420 policy

00:36:27.860 with

00:36:28.120 China

00:36:28.420 military

00:36:30.280 policy

00:36:31.240 that's

00:36:33.620 treason

00:36:34.000 isn't

00:36:35.800 it

00:36:36.220 if

00:36:37.460 you're

00:36:37.940 making

00:36:38.220 military

00:36:38.860 plans

00:36:39.460 with

00:36:40.580 not

00:36:41.560 an

00:36:41.800 ally

00:36:42.260 not

00:36:43.920 an

00:36:44.100 ally

00:36:44.500 was

00:36:47.360 Milley

00:36:47.940 warning

00:36:48.620 China

00:36:49.020 of an

00:36:49.420 attack

00:36:49.840 yeah

00:36:51.940 now

00:36:53.420 suppose

00:36:54.800 the worst

00:36:55.260 case

00:36:55.620 scenario

00:36:56.480 happened

00:36:56.940 and we

00:36:57.300 had

00:36:57.440 actually

00:36:57.760 attacked

00:36:58.160 China

00:36:58.460 there's

00:36:58.720 no

00:36:58.860 chance

00:36:59.140 of that

00:36:59.380 China

00:36:59.660 by the

00:37:00.280 way

00:37:00.380 China

00:37:00.740 if

00:37:01.140 anybody

00:37:01.520 is

00:37:01.660 listening

00:37:01.960 there

00:37:02.660 was

00:37:02.780 never

00:37:03.000 any

00:37:03.220 chance

00:37:03.520 we

00:37:03.660 were

00:37:03.760 going

00:37:03.880 to

00:37:03.920 attack

00:37:04.180 China

00:37:04.500 we

00:37:05.460 don't

00:37:05.640 want

00:37:05.820 to

00:37:05.920 attack

00:37:06.160 China

00:37:06.580 can

00:37:07.560 you

00:37:07.680 think

00:37:07.820 of

00:37:07.920 anything 0.99

00:37:08.140 dumber 1.00

00:37:08.440 than 1.00

00:37:08.680 attacking

00:37:09.060 China

00:37:09.460 do

00:37:10.320 you

00:37:10.420 know

00:37:10.580 I

00:37:10.780 don't

00:37:10.960 even

00:37:11.140 think

00:37:11.400 that

00:37:11.620 Milley

00:37:12.000 the

00:37:12.480 general

00:37:12.780 would

00:37:12.980 have

00:37:13.100 had

00:37:13.240 to be

00:37:13.440 the

00:37:13.560 one

00:37:13.700 to

00:37:13.840 stop

00:37:14.140 it

00:37:14.300 I

00:37:15.040 think

00:37:15.260 every

00:37:15.560 soldier

00:37:16.020 would

00:37:16.480 have

00:37:16.580 just

00:37:16.740 stopped

00:37:17.180 can

00:37:18.020 you

00:37:18.140 imagine

00:37:18.400 being

00:37:18.640 in

00:37:18.780 the

00:37:18.880 military

00:37:19.260 and

00:37:20.020 the

00:37:20.160 order

00:37:20.360 comes

00:37:29.660 say

00:37:29.840 to

00:37:29.940 yourself

00:37:30.220 hold

00:37:30.780 on

00:37:31.140 let's

00:37:33.060 say

00:37:33.160 you're

00:37:33.300 just

00:37:33.440 a

00:37:33.660 soldier

00:37:34.060 you're

00:37:34.800 just

00:37:34.960 a

00:37:35.120 marine

00:37:35.460 and

00:37:36.580 you

00:37:36.700 hear

00:37:36.900 that

00:37:37.100 the

00:37:37.340 order

00:37:37.880 has

00:37:38.060 come

00:37:38.220 down

00:37:38.460 for

00:37:38.620 the

00:37:38.720 United

00:37:38.940 States

00:37:39.240 to

00:37:39.400 attack

00:37:39.720 China

00:37:40.160 and

00:37:40.560 you

00:37:40.660 haven't

00:37:40.860 even

00:37:41.020 heard

00:37:41.160 a

00:37:41.300 reason

00:37:41.580 there's

00:37:42.360 not

00:37:42.520 even

00:37:42.700 a

00:37:42.840 reason

00:37:43.080 what

00:37:44.220 do

00:37:44.340 you

00:37:44.380 do

00:37:44.620 well

00:37:46.040 I

00:37:46.120 don't

00:37:46.260 think

00:37:46.440 you

00:37:46.540 attack

00:37:46.760 China

00:37:47.120 I

00:37:48.820 think

00:37:49.020 you

00:37:49.140 literally

00:37:49.420 say

00:37:49.800 slow

00:37:52.180 your

00:37:52.420 roll

00:37:52.720 are

00:37:53.560 you

00:37:53.680 telling

00:37:53.880 us

00:37:54.120 China

00:37:54.520 is

00:37:54.640 not

00:37:54.880 attacking

00:37:55.240 us

00:37:55.600 there's

00:37:56.580 no

00:37:56.740 immediate

00:37:57.060 danger

00:37:57.420 from

00:37:57.660 China

00:37:57.960 and

00:37:59.340 you

00:37:59.480 want

00:37:59.660 us

00:37:59.780 to

00:37:59.900 attack

00:38:00.180 China

00:38:00.520 I

00:38:03.180 just

00:38:03.580 don't

00:38:03.920 think

00:38:04.320 I

00:38:05.620 just

00:38:05.820 don't

00:38:06.060 think

00:38:06.300 anybody

00:38:06.720 would

00:38:06.940 do

00:38:07.100 it

00:38:07.320 I

00:38:08.340 mean

00:38:08.460 you'd

00:38:08.560 have

00:38:08.700 to

00:38:08.780 have

00:38:08.880 at

00:38:09.000 least

00:38:09.160 a

00:38:09.320 reason

00:38:09.620 so

00:38:10.920 I

00:38:11.020 don't

00:38:11.140 think

00:38:11.340 Billy

00:38:11.600 had

00:38:11.840 any

00:38:12.240 you

00:38:13.160 know

00:38:13.300 there

00:38:13.460 was

00:38:13.560 no

00:38:13.720 real

00:38:14.020 risk

00:38:14.440 so

00:38:15.120 how

00:38:15.900 bad

00:38:16.240 is

00:38:16.400 this

00:38:16.560 guy's

00:38:16.860 judgment

00:38:17.240 his

00:38:18.940 judgment

00:38:19.460 is

00:38:20.600 awful

00:38:21.260 and

00:38:21.700 this

00:38:21.860 is

00:38:22.000 the

00:38:22.140 same

00:38:22.340 guy

00:38:22.620 who

00:38:22.940 was

00:38:23.900 you

00:38:24.500 know

00:38:24.720 the

00:38:25.440 key

00:38:25.700 player

00:38:26.080 in

00:38:26.380 Afghanistan

00:38:26.980 withdrawal

00:38:27.620 this

00:38:28.820 is

00:38:28.980 the

00:38:29.100 guy

00:38:29.360 who

00:38:29.800 you

00:38:30.820 know

00:38:31.040 said

00:38:31.280 it

00:38:31.380 was

00:38:31.480 a

00:38:31.600 mistake

00:38:31.880 to

00:38:32.100 walk

00:38:32.360 with

00:38:32.680 Trump

00:38:33.060 with

00:38:33.380 the

00:38:33.640 Bible

00:38:34.620 or

00:38:34.820 whatever

00:38:35.080 to

00:38:35.520 the

00:38:35.700 church

00:38:36.040 this

00:38:36.940 guy

00:38:37.140 has

00:38:37.340 terrible

00:38:37.740 judgment

00:38:38.160 as far

00:38:38.660 as

00:38:38.780 we

00:38:38.920 can

00:38:39.060 tell

00:38:39.340 and

00:38:40.140 on

00:38:40.280 top

00:38:40.500 of

00:38:40.600 that

00:38:40.720 he

00:38:40.860 looks 1.00

00:38:41.120 stupid 1.00

00:38:41.540 do 1.00

00:38:42.540 you

00:38:42.580 know

00:38:42.680 he

00:38:42.840 reminds

00:38:43.280 me

00:38:43.460 of

00:38:43.660 years

00:38:44.640 ago

00:38:44.900 I

00:38:45.080 was

00:38:45.180 a

00:38:45.320 supervisor

00:38:45.860 of a

00:38:47.100 group

00:38:47.320 of

00:38:47.480 people

00:38:47.660 in

00:38:47.820 the

00:38:47.900 bank

00:38:48.160 and

00:38:48.940 one

00:38:49.180 of

00:38:49.280 my

00:38:49.560 employees

00:38:50.220 I

00:38:50.420 asked

00:38:50.660 him

00:38:50.800 to

00:38:51.140 put

00:38:52.100 some

00:38:52.280 data

00:38:52.540 in

00:38:52.740 a

00:38:52.880 spreadsheet

00:38:53.260 and

00:38:54.380 I

00:38:54.560 walked

00:38:54.800 by

00:38:55.040 and

00:38:55.180 I

00:38:55.280 saw

00:38:55.440 him

00:38:55.540 with

00:38:55.700 his

00:38:55.860 calculator

00:38:56.400 his

00:38:56.580 hand

00:38:56.800 calculator

00:38:57.320 and

00:38:58.080 I

00:38:58.160 said

00:38:58.280 what

00:38:58.440 are

00:38:58.520 you

00:38:58.620 calculating

00:38:59.160 he

00:39:00.060 said

00:39:00.260 well

00:39:00.480 I'm

00:39:00.980 adding

00:39:01.260 up

00:39:01.460 the

00:39:01.740 row

00:39:02.620 and

00:39:02.940 the

00:39:03.260 spreadsheet

00:39:04.240 so

00:39:04.860 I

00:39:05.000 can

00:39:05.180 put

00:39:05.420 in

00:39:05.540 the

00:39:05.660 total

00:39:05.940 and

00:39:06.700 I

00:39:06.840 said

00:39:07.020 to

00:39:07.120 him

00:39:07.260 well

00:39:07.400 you

00:39:07.580 know

00:39:07.740 that's

00:39:08.060 what

00:39:08.200 the

00:39:08.320 spreadsheet

00:39:08.620 does

00:39:08.980 and

00:39:09.580 let

00:39:09.740 me

00:39:09.840 show

00:39:10.020 you

00:39:10.140 how

00:39:10.380 because

00:39:10.920 he

00:39:11.020 never

00:39:11.380 used

00:39:11.620 one

00:39:11.800 so

00:39:12.260 you

00:39:12.580 just

00:39:12.720 put

00:39:12.900 this

00:39:13.120 little

00:39:13.620 equal

00:39:13.940 sign

00:39:14.320 here

00:39:14.680 and

00:39:14.960 do

00:39:15.320 this

00:39:15.580 and

00:39:15.700 he

00:39:15.760 goes

00:39:15.860 oh

00:39:16.080 okay

00:39:16.360 came

00:39:17.360 back

00:39:17.580 an

00:39:17.720 hour

00:39:17.840 later

00:39:18.140 he

00:39:18.280 still

00:39:18.460 had

00:39:18.600 his

00:39:18.720 calculator

00:39:19.200 out

00:39:19.500 and

00:39:20.400 he

00:39:21.620 said

00:39:21.820 it was

00:39:22.140 just

00:39:22.260 faster

00:39:22.660 to do

00:39:23.800 it

00:39:23.900 on

00:39:24.000 the

00:39:24.100 calculator

00:39:24.460 he

00:39:25.220 was

00:39:25.380 a 1.00

00:39:25.500 dumb 1.00

00:39:25.680 guy 1.00

00:39:26.000 and

00:39:28.560 all

00:39:28.700 I'm

00:39:28.800 saying

00:39:29.020 is

00:39:29.240 that

00:39:29.400 Millie

00:39:29.640 looks

00:39:29.880 like

00:39:30.060 that

00:39:30.220 guy

00:39:30.420 to

00:39:30.560 me

00:39:30.720 he

00:39:31.240 looks

00:39:31.400 like

00:39:31.560 the

00:39:31.700 same

00:39:31.880 guy

00:39:32.140 like

00:39:32.640 the

00:39:32.760 guy

00:39:32.920 who

00:39:33.040 couldn't

00:39:33.260 reason

00:39:33.520 himself

00:39:33.840 out

00:39:34.020 of

00:39:34.140 a

00:39:34.280 paper

00:39:34.500 bag

00:39:34.840 and

00:39:35.940 he

00:39:39.580 has

00:39:39.860 to

00:39:40.000 be

00:39:40.180 fired

00:39:40.560 Biden

00:39:42.520 has

00:39:42.880 to

00:39:43.060 fire

00:39:43.260 this 0.99

00:39:43.500 guy

00:39:43.760 do

00:39:44.380 you

00:39:44.440 know

00:39:44.560 why

00:39:44.840 because

00:39:46.000 General

00:39:46.360 Millie

00:39:46.700 has

00:39:46.960 said

00:39:47.380 well

00:39:47.760 if

00:39:48.000 the

00:39:48.140 reports

00:39:48.500 are

00:39:48.660 true

00:39:48.840 I

00:39:49.300 mean

00:39:49.440 first

00:39:49.720 you'd

00:39:49.940 have

00:39:50.060 to

00:39:50.260 get

00:39:50.900 his

00:39:51.200 confirmation

00:39:51.900 that

00:39:52.140 any

00:39:52.300 of

00:39:52.420 this

00:39:52.520 happened

00:39:52.780 but

00:39:53.440 if

00:39:53.580 the

00:39:53.720 reports

00:39:54.100 are

00:39:54.280 true

00:39:54.600 Biden

00:39:55.640 has

00:39:55.980 to

00:39:56.160 fire

00:39:56.400 him

00:39:56.700 because

00:39:57.220 it

00:39:57.420 means

00:39:57.660 that

00:39:57.820 Biden

00:39:58.040 doesn't

00:39:58.400 have

00:39:58.560 control

00:39:58.920 of

00:39:59.060 the

00:39:59.140 military

00:39:59.460 this

00:40:00.480 guy

00:40:00.820 gets

00:40:01.220 to

00:40:01.420 decide

00:40:01.880 if

00:40:02.520 Biden

00:40:03.000 is

00:40:04.280 Millie

00:40:09.920 if

00:40:10.920 the

00:40:11.100 report

00:40:11.400 is

00:40:11.600 true

00:40:11.860 that's

00:40:12.320 a

00:40:12.440 big

00:40:12.600 if

00:40:12.900 even

00:40:13.400 Trump

00:40:13.700 thinks

00:40:13.980 it's

00:40:14.160 not

00:40:14.340 true

00:40:14.560 but

00:40:15.240 if

00:40:15.480 it's

00:40:15.700 true

00:40:15.960 he

00:40:16.800 can't

00:40:17.240 work

00:40:18.780 for

00:40:19.060 Biden

00:40:19.580 because

00:40:20.460 Biden

00:40:20.840 is

00:40:21.180 obviously

00:40:22.140 mentally

00:40:22.700 challenged

00:40:23.280 obviously

00:40:24.460 everybody

00:40:25.180 can see

00:40:25.600 it

00:40:25.820 and

00:40:26.760 if

00:40:26.940 being

00:40:27.380 mentally 0.93

00:40:28.020 unfit

00:40:28.840 means

00:40:29.720 you

00:40:29.860 don't

00:40:30.080 have

00:40:30.280 to

00:40:30.440 listen

00:40:30.680 to

00:40:30.900 his

00:40:31.100 commands

00:40:31.680 then

00:40:32.440 we've

00:40:32.760 lost

00:40:33.200 civilian

00:40:34.920 control

00:40:35.480 of

00:40:35.660 the

00:40:35.760 military

00:40:36.120 now

00:40:37.220 of course

00:40:37.560 there's

00:40:37.740 a

00:40:37.880 separate

00:40:38.120 argument

00:40:38.480 which

00:40:38.760 says

00:40:39.020 maybe

00:40:39.260 we

00:40:39.460 should

00:40:39.720 because

00:40:41.240 it's

00:40:41.460 Biden

00:40:41.820 I don't

00:40:42.720 know

00:40:42.840 if

00:40:42.960 he's

00:40:43.120 capable

00:40:43.440 either

00:40:43.800 but

00:40:44.380 I'd

00:40:44.560 like

00:40:44.700 to

00:40:44.840 think

00:40:45.020 there

00:40:45.160 would

00:40:45.240 be

00:40:45.380 enough

00:40:45.820 people

00:40:46.300 even

00:40:47.560 civilians

00:40:48.320 that

00:40:49.040 we

00:40:49.200 wouldn't

00:40:49.440 really

00:40:49.680 have

00:40:49.920 to

00:40:50.020 worry

00:40:50.180 about

00:40:50.380 some

00:40:50.600 problem

00:40:51.040 but

00:40:51.920 you know

00:40:52.960 because

00:40:53.160 I think

00:40:53.420 the

00:40:53.600 civilians

00:40:53.980 control

00:40:54.520 Biden

00:40:54.980 so

00:40:55.380 there

00:40:55.700 are

00:40:55.760 enough

00:40:56.020 adults

00:40:56.440 in

00:40:56.600 the

00:40:56.700 room

00:40:56.880 I'm

00:40:57.060 not

00:40:57.220 worried

00:40:57.440 about

00:40:57.640 him

00:40:57.760 starting

00:40:58.040 a

00:40:58.220 war

00:40:58.420 but

00:40:59.020 if

00:40:59.160 this

00:40:59.360 guy

00:40:59.520 can

00:40:59.720 just

00:40:59.920 decide

00:41:00.500 that

00:41:01.480 the

00:41:01.640 president

00:41:02.040 isn't

00:41:02.960 fit

00:41:03.460 just

00:41:03.980 on

00:41:04.160 his

00:41:04.280 own

00:41:04.520 we

00:41:05.900 don't

00:41:06.140 have

00:41:06.560 civilian

00:41:07.060 control

00:41:07.540 it's

00:41:08.420 the

00:41:08.540 most

00:41:08.800 basic

00:41:09.560 thing

00:41:09.880 well

00:41:10.080 one

00:41:10.300 of

00:41:10.380 the

00:41:10.460 most

00:41:10.620 basic

00:41:10.960 things

00:41:11.260 we

00:41:11.400 need

00:41:11.640 in

00:41:11.760 this

00:41:11.920 country

00:41:12.160 is

00:41:12.340 civilian

00:41:12.700 control

00:41:13.160 of the

00:41:13.340 military

00:41:13.620 it's

00:41:14.700 like

00:41:14.860 so

00:41:15.180 fundamental

00:41:15.780 to

00:41:16.200 the

00:41:16.680 whole

00:41:16.860 system

00:41:17.340 staying

00:41:18.300 in

00:41:18.480 place

00:41:18.880 Biden

00:41:19.840 has

00:41:20.120 to

00:41:20.320 fire

00:41:20.560 him

00:41:20.800 immediately

00:41:21.520 and

00:41:22.280 here's

00:41:22.580 the

00:41:22.760 catch

00:41:23.140 if

00:41:24.640 it's

00:41:24.820 true

00:41:25.060 Biden

00:41:26.160 has

00:41:26.440 to

00:41:26.620 fire

00:41:26.860 Milley

00:41:27.280 for

00:41:28.320 what

00:41:28.580 Milley

00:41:28.920 did

00:41:29.160 to

00:41:29.380 Trump

00:41:29.820 and

00:41:31.660 I

00:41:31.860 would

00:41:32.060 have

00:41:32.380 a

00:41:33.020 whole

00:41:33.260 new

00:41:33.520 respect

00:41:33.900 for

00:41:34.180 Biden

00:41:34.500 if

00:41:34.680 he

00:41:34.780 does

00:41:35.120 because

00:41:36.360 that's

00:41:37.380 nonpartisan

00:41:38.380 it's

00:41:39.820 also

00:41:40.040 the

00:41:40.300 right

00:41:40.480 move

00:41:40.860 and

00:41:42.520 he

00:41:42.780 gets

00:41:43.080 a

00:41:43.220 twofer

00:41:43.540 because

00:41:43.960 Milley

00:41:44.380 was

00:41:44.620 part

00:41:44.940 of

00:41:45.040 the

00:41:45.120 Afghanistan

00:41:45.580 thing

00:41:46.000 all

00:41:47.760 right

00:41:48.020 would

00:41:53.300 Milley

00:41:53.620 take

00:41:53.860 directions

00:41:54.300 from

00:41:54.560 China

00:41:54.940 he

00:41:55.740 was

00:41:55.880 talking

00:41:56.220 to

00:41:56.440 China

00:41:56.800 suppose

00:41:58.060 China

00:41:58.420 said

00:41:58.740 look

00:41:59.040 here's

00:41:59.380 the

00:41:59.500 deal

00:41:59.720 what

00:42:01.060 we

00:42:01.220 need

00:42:01.440 you

00:42:01.600 to

00:42:01.760 do

00:42:01.960 is

00:42:02.200 X

00:42:02.660 and

00:42:03.660 then

00:42:03.800 we'll

00:42:04.020 do

00:42:04.260 Y

00:42:04.740 and

00:42:05.780 then

00:42:06.080 between

00:42:06.640 the

00:42:06.840 two

00:42:06.980 of

00:42:07.140 us

00:42:07.320 you

00:42:07.520 doing

00:42:07.780 X

00:42:08.060 and

00:42:08.220 me

00:42:08.440 doing

00:42:08.660 Y

00:42:09.040 we

00:42:10.380 can

00:42:10.660 overcome

00:42:11.580 Trump

00:42:13.520 to

00:42:15.420 some

00:42:15.740 extent

00:42:16.300 even

00:42:17.760 indirectly

00:42:18.360 he

00:42:19.380 would

00:42:19.720 have

00:42:19.860 been

00:42:20.080 kind

00:42:20.360 of

00:42:20.480 in

00:42:20.580 a

00:42:20.680 position

00:42:21.060 to

00:42:21.280 take

00:42:21.480 orders

00:42:21.780 from

00:42:22.000 China

00:42:22.340 if

00:42:24.180 you

00:42:24.260 know

00:42:24.380 what

00:42:24.440 I

00:42:24.520 mean

00:42:24.720 sort

00:42:25.020 of

00:42:25.220 indirectly

00:42:26.120 that's

00:42:27.520 not

00:42:27.700 good

00:42:27.980 and

00:42:31.480 tough

00:42:31.740 said

00:42:32.060 Trump

00:42:32.720 said

00:42:33.100 I've

00:42:34.500 had so

00:42:34.800 many

00:42:34.940 calls

00:42:35.220 today

00:42:35.500 saying

00:42:35.820 that's

00:42:36.160 treason

00:42:36.560 number

00:42:37.020 one

00:42:37.340 I'll

00:42:37.740 bet

00:42:37.860 that's

00:42:38.120 true

00:42:38.340 and

00:42:39.040 Trump

00:42:39.280 continued

00:42:39.820 acknowledging

00:42:40.340 that he

00:42:40.720 was

00:42:40.880 tough

00:42:41.160 on

00:42:41.380 China

00:42:41.700 regarding

00:42:42.120 trade

00:42:42.740 and

00:42:43.040 COVID

00:42:43.340 and

00:42:44.480 he

00:42:44.620 went

00:42:44.780 on to

00:42:45.040 describe

00:42:45.420 the idea

00:42:45.860 that he

00:42:46.160 would

00:42:46.340 unilaterally

00:42:47.120 attack

00:42:47.760 China

00:42:48.180 as

00:42:48.480 quote

00:42:48.780 totally 0.97

00:42:49.400 ridiculous 0.99

00:42:49.940 that is 1.00

00:42:52.080 totally 0.99

00:42:52.380 ridiculous 0.82

00:42:52.960 was there 0.91

00:42:54.440 anything

00:42:55.040 even the

00:42:56.260 slightest

00:42:57.000 whiff

00:42:57.820 that Trump

00:42:59.820 would attack

00:43:00.840 China

00:43:01.240 or to put it

00:43:03.280 another way

00:43:03.800 is there

00:43:04.740 anybody in the

00:43:05.780 United States

00:43:06.700 man

00:43:07.960 woman 0.99

00:43:08.480 child

00:43:10.280 or

00:43:10.660 unidentified

00:43:12.640 who would

00:43:14.140 have said

00:43:14.480 let's attack

00:43:15.080 China 0.99

00:43:15.440 can you

00:43:16.640 find me

00:43:17.120 one

00:43:17.640 person

00:43:18.200 in the

00:43:19.040 whole

00:43:19.520 United States

00:43:20.580 in politics

00:43:21.580 privately

00:43:22.280 in the alley

00:43:24.280 behind your

00:43:24.960 house

00:43:25.360 anywhere

00:43:26.580 is there

00:43:27.440 any person

00:43:28.320 who thinks

00:43:29.100 we should

00:43:29.440 attack 1.00

00:43:29.760 China

00:43:30.100 unprovoked

00:43:30.900 remember

00:43:31.980 it's

00:43:32.960 unprovoked

00:43:33.700 are you

00:43:35.660 serious

00:43:36.140 and yet

00:43:37.320 Milley 1.00

00:43:38.600 was dumb 1.00

00:43:39.800 enough 1.00

00:43:40.160 to think

00:43:41.120 that Trump

00:43:41.600 would be

00:43:41.920 the one

00:43:42.260 person

00:43:42.580 in the

00:43:42.960 whole

00:43:43.220 world

00:43:43.720 the one

00:43:44.800 person

00:43:45.120 who would

00:43:45.420 attack

00:43:45.720 China

00:43:46.120 unprovoked

00:43:46.920 at least

00:43:47.360 militarily

00:43:48.260 unprovoked

00:43:49.020 now

00:43:54.400 if Trump

00:43:55.920 had sent

00:43:56.300 a team

00:43:57.040 in to 0.97

00:43:57.340 kill the

00:43:57.740 fentanyl 1.00

00:43:58.180 dealers

00:43:58.620 and maybe

00:44:00.100 that sparked

00:44:00.720 a war

00:44:01.100 I would say

00:44:01.900 that was

00:44:02.220 worth it

00:44:02.860 because the

00:44:03.540 fentanyl

00:44:03.980 is a

00:44:04.340 military

00:44:04.640 action

00:44:05.060 so we

00:44:05.700 can

00:44:05.820 certainly

00:44:06.780 respond to

00:44:07.440 a military

00:44:07.920 action

00:44:08.340 with military

00:44:08.920 action

00:44:09.320 so if

00:44:10.180 Trump

00:44:10.400 had

00:44:10.600 militarily

00:44:11.360 gone into

00:44:12.640 their

00:44:12.820 country 0.98

00:44:13.080 and killed 0.99

00:44:13.540 their 1.00

00:44:13.760 dealers

00:44:14.180 their

00:44:14.720 fentanyl

00:44:15.120 dealers

00:44:15.460 I of

00:44:16.360 course

00:44:16.540 would

00:44:16.760 support

00:44:17.060 that

00:44:17.260 completely

00:44:17.680 even

00:44:19.140 though

00:44:19.300 that's

00:44:19.540 a

00:44:19.640 military

00:44:19.920 action

00:44:20.340 but it's

00:44:21.200 a military

00:44:21.680 reaction

00:44:22.500 to a

00:44:22.960 military

00:44:23.260 action

00:44:23.740 sounds like

00:44:29.560 he was being

00:44:29.960 brainwashed by

00:44:30.700 the media

00:44:31.060 that's exactly

00:44:31.880 what it

00:44:32.160 sounds like

00:44:32.560 it sounds

00:44:32.920 like General

00:44:33.400 Milley was

00:44:33.980 brainwashed

00:44:34.600 by the

00:44:34.960 media

00:44:35.220 and believed

00:44:35.940 CNN

00:44:36.980 I mean

00:44:38.520 in a way

00:44:38.960 CNN

00:44:39.400 probably

00:44:39.880 turned this

00:44:40.380 guy 0.99

00:44:40.640 silly 0.98

00:44:43.060 Milley 0.98

00:44:43.520 all right

00:44:46.920 yeah

00:44:47.220 Taiwan's

00:44:47.980 got a

00:44:48.240 real

00:44:48.380 problem

00:44:48.880 okay

00:44:51.880 so that's

00:44:52.380 what I

00:44:52.540 got for

00:44:52.880 today

00:44:53.240 or is

00:44:53.980 it

00:44:54.240 yes

00:44:55.320 I do

00:44:56.100 I'd love

00:44:56.720 to hear

00:44:56.920 an answer

00:44:57.260 on the

00:44:57.820 idea

00:44:58.580 of using

00:44:58.980 fans

00:44:59.700 you know

00:45:01.300 did you

00:45:01.980 ever see

00:45:02.280 that there's

00:45:03.020 an M. Night

00:45:03.540 Shyamalan

00:45:04.380 movie

00:45:04.780 with Mel

00:45:06.140 Gibson

00:45:06.440 somebody

00:45:07.080 will tell

00:45:07.360 me the

00:45:07.620 name

00:45:07.840 of the

00:45:08.060 movie

00:45:08.300 somebody

00:45:09.000 tell me

00:45:09.300 the name

00:45:09.560 of the

00:45:09.720 movie

00:45:09.920 but

00:45:10.920 they're

00:45:11.240 Science

00:45:12.300 god that

00:45:13.160 was fast

00:45:13.680 you were

00:45:15.020 so fast

00:45:15.800 yeah the

00:45:16.620 movie is

00:45:17.020 Science

00:45:17.460 and the

00:45:18.700 you know

00:45:19.100 I don't

00:45:19.320 want to

00:45:19.520 give away

00:45:19.840 the movie

00:45:20.240 yeah I'm

00:45:20.680 going to

00:45:20.840 give away

00:45:21.140 the movie

00:45:21.480 spoiler alert

00:45:22.580 spoiler alert

00:45:24.240 if you've

00:45:24.780 not watched

00:45:25.320 an old movie

00:45:25.960 called Science

00:45:26.660 I'm going

00:45:27.160 to give

00:45:27.500 away

00:45:27.800 the plot

00:45:29.060 spoiler

00:45:30.780 in the end

00:45:32.340 they find

00:45:32.740 that there's

00:45:33.200 some simple

00:45:33.740 solution to

00:45:34.600 beating the

00:45:35.100 aliens 1.00

00:45:35.440 I'll just

00:45:35.800 keep it

00:45:36.080 that way

00:45:36.420 and I

00:45:37.240 keep

00:45:37.440 thinking

00:45:37.720 that there's

00:45:38.140 going to

00:45:38.300 be some

00:45:38.660 simple

00:45:39.100 solution to

00:45:39.800 beating

00:45:40.080 COVID

00:45:40.620 like I

00:45:41.940 just feel

00:45:42.420 like it

00:45:42.900 but not

00:45:43.820 really based

00:45:44.300 on any

00:45:44.660 smartness

00:45:45.600 or research

00:45:46.820 or anything

00:45:47.140 it just

00:45:47.420 feels like

00:45:47.980 there's

00:45:48.200 something

00:45:48.420 there

00:45:48.780 yeah it

00:45:50.340 could be

00:45:50.620 mouthwash

00:45:51.160 it could

00:45:51.880 be mouthwash

00:45:52.660 and fans

00:45:53.320 could be

00:45:55.400 that

00:45:55.660 mouthwash

00:45:57.020 and fans

00:45:57.640 in fact

00:45:58.420 I'll bet

00:45:59.220 you

00:45:59.400 they will

00:46:00.540 find out

00:46:00.960 something

00:46:01.260 like you

00:46:01.820 know soda

00:46:02.700 you know if

00:46:04.100 you drank a

00:46:04.600 Diet Coke

00:46:05.080 every half

00:46:05.620 hour

00:46:05.900 you probably

00:46:06.640 wouldn't get

00:46:07.040 COVID

00:46:07.360 because Diet Coke

00:46:08.340 kills everything

00:46:09.000 I'm not suggesting

00:46:11.480 that

00:46:11.800 yeah it could

00:46:12.600 be smoking

00:46:13.220 it could be

00:46:13.880 nutty pots

00:46:14.560 it could be

00:46:14.940 dope

00:46:15.300 I feel like

00:46:16.400 there's something

00:46:16.880 out there

00:46:17.340 that is just

00:46:18.860 going to make

00:46:19.240 a difference

00:46:19.720 yeah vitamin D

00:46:21.140 we know about

00:46:21.860 all right

00:46:24.220 that's it for

00:46:25.100 that's it for now

00:46:25.320 and I'll talk

00:46:25.860 to you all

00:46:26.400 tomorrow

00:46:27.700 and I'll see

00:46:28.360 what I can do

00:46:28.860 about fixing

00:46:30.040 my

00:46:30.380 you know what's

00:46:31.160 weird

00:46:31.460 so this is weird

00:46:32.820 so today I have

00:46:33.600 this problem

00:46:34.100 with my

00:46:34.700 mixer

00:46:35.440 the

00:46:36.140 roadcaster

00:46:36.940 last night

00:46:38.520 I looked at it

00:46:40.160 and I realized

00:46:40.680 I've been leaving

00:46:41.240 the power on

00:46:42.120 overnight

00:46:42.500 so I didn't

00:46:43.040 have to change

00:46:43.580 anything in the

00:46:44.240 morning

00:46:44.460 it would just

00:46:44.880 always be ready

00:46:45.460 to go

00:46:45.820 and I looked

00:46:46.640 at it and I

00:46:46.980 said I feel

00:46:48.040 like I should

00:46:48.520 turn the power

00:46:49.220 off sometimes

00:46:50.560 because I wonder

00:46:51.620 if just being

00:46:52.280 on all the time

00:46:53.740 could ever

00:46:54.140 cause it to

00:46:54.740 glitch

00:46:55.060 I literally

00:46:56.140 thought that

00:46:56.540 for the first

00:46:57.120 time last night

00:46:57.980 and I left it

00:46:59.280 on anyway

00:46:59.840 and it glitched

00:47:01.840 is that a

00:47:03.080 coincidence

00:47:03.400 I've never

00:47:04.440 had that thought

00:47:04.940 before

00:47:05.240 the one time

00:47:06.320 I had that

00:47:06.720 thought

00:47:07.100 that leaving

00:47:07.960 it on

00:47:08.360 might be a

00:47:08.800 problem

00:47:09.160 it glitched

00:47:11.440 how many times

00:47:13.180 have I used

00:47:13.580 this thing

00:47:13.940 100

00:47:14.280 1 out of 100

00:47:16.000 what are the odds

00:47:16.720 all right

00:47:17.340 so you want

00:47:18.100 gut filled

00:47:18.640 exclamation mark 0.75

00:47:20.040 tonight

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - September 15, 2021

Episode 1500 Scott Adams： The United States Has Lost Civilian Control of the Military and More Headlines

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