Episode 1507 Scott Adams: My Predictions Have Been so Good Lately That I Decided to Cure COVID-19
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Summary
In this episode, Scott Adams talks about a possible sonic attack on the U.S. Embassy in Havana, Cuba, and how the city of San Francisco is going to solve the problem of homeless people living on the streets.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of your day.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams because it features coffee and, you know, Scott Adams.
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Well, okay, there is one way this could be better.
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Two coffees with Scott Adams, but don't overdo it.
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Yeah, I forgot to put on my YouTube microphone.
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Well, now, if all things are working out, YouTube is going to be able to join on the simultaneous sip
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because we made a little change, I think it's implemented today,
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in which you will be able to see the beginning and not have to wait for the pre-commercial.
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Because all you need is a copper mug or a glass, a tanker, jealous, a stein, a canteen, jug, or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day,
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Well, I don't know how much of my total revenue just got turned off by turning off that pre-commercial,
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we don't like to wait for the simultaneous sip, and I hear you.
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Well, Rasmussen did a poll and asked if they thought
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Biden or Trump is doing a better job on the border.
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Well, actually, they asked if Biden was doing a good job on the border, and not so much.
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So it looks like even Democrats have turned against Biden on the immigration stuff.
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San Francisco has decided to build what they call tiny cabins for the homeless.
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but the homes that are modular and built in a factory and then assembled,
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but I think that's the way everything's going to go.
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Well, I go back to this every now and then just to show you how prescient I am.
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The Havana Syndrome, you remember when the story said,
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well, there's probably some kind of a sonic weapon pointed at the embassy in Cuba
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because people are having a bunch of health problems.
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And then it seemed to be spreading around the world.
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And it looked like, oh, my God, somebody's got a sonic weapon
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Well, a group of 20 Cuban scientists got together to study all forms of this situation
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and decided that the only explanation that fit was mass hysteria.
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The only explanation that fit all of the facts was mass hysteria.
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and one could assume, okay, Cuba doesn't want to be, you know,
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stained with this idea that they led a less than kind of a weapon attack an embassy.
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So you can't totally trust the 20 Cuban scientists.
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But they did say, they made a claim that other people can look at,
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which is that the evidence doesn't support any other hypothesis.
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There's only one hypothesis that you could even have.
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And they made references to violating rules of physics and blah, blah, blah.
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So the thing that people don't know is that mass hysteria is very common.
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If you know that it's common, then you see a situation like this,
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Is it more likely that a very common thing happened
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or something that we've never seen before, a sonic weapon?
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Which is more likely, the common thing or the badass, crazy thing?
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Now, I'm not saying that the Cuban scientists are the final answer,
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If there's anything I've been confident about in a contrarian prediction,
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this is my most confident contrarian prediction.
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The Lithuanian government is urging its population
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to throw away their Chinese phones for security issues.
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take your Chinese Huawei phone and toss it in the garbage
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And I say we should let Lithuania be a model for the rest of us.
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So, you know, Woodward is the least credible journalist
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it treated the fine people hoax as if it were real.
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That's all you need to know about the rest of the book.
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So it makes you wonder if Watergate was even real.
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That Trump didn't want to build a golf course in Africa
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That sounds almost exactly like something he might say.