Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1696 Scott Adams： Will Smith Makes the Oscars Watchable Again. Plus Some Ukraine Stuff

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00:00:59.240 Well, Elon Musk continues to be serious, he says by tweet, about building his own social media platform.

00:01:09.140 Maybe with open algorithms and more free speech.

00:01:13.500 So he tweeted that he is serious about that.

00:01:15.660 But do you imagine that he would build one instead of buy one?

00:01:20.700 Why would you build one when you could far more easily buy one, I think?

00:01:27.100 I don't know.

00:01:28.100 So I wonder if he's on a shopping trip or a building trip.

00:01:32.360 We'll see.

00:01:33.200 If he bought one, he'd have to change it.

00:01:35.880 So we'll see.

00:01:37.040 Well, did everybody hear about the Oscars last night?

00:01:42.440 Huh?

00:01:42.800 Well, did anybody hear about that?

00:01:45.520 Well, there was a little drama because Chris Rock was hosting and made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's hair.

00:01:56.900 You know, her head is bald. 1.00

00:01:58.660 And maybe somebody could do a fact check on me.

00:02:03.780 Does anybody know if Chris Rock was aware that she has alopecia, a physical condition where you lose your hair?

00:02:12.660 Does anybody know if Chris Rock knew that?

00:02:15.880 He should have, right?

00:02:16.740 Because that was public?

00:02:17.780 You didn't know, but did anybody know?

00:02:25.540 Yeah, I haven't seen that.

00:02:27.280 That seems rather important, doesn't it?

00:02:29.800 Okay.

00:02:31.780 Well, if you didn't know, alopecia is a condition some people have in which they lose all of their hair.

00:02:36.820 So not just the hair on their head, but basically, you know, eyebrows, everything else.

00:02:42.980 And let me tell you, if you have this condition, alopecia, or any other physical condition, any other physical condition, do you like it when people make jokes at your expense?

00:02:57.420 Now, here's something not all of you know, and it's an important context for this story.

00:03:06.100 Jokes are jokes, right?

00:03:08.020 You don't get mad at a joke.

00:03:09.700 You don't punch somebody over a joke.

00:03:11.580 Am I right?

00:03:12.160 Would everybody agree with that?

00:03:13.940 That you do not resort to physical violence over a frickin' joke?

00:03:19.320 We're all on the same page with that, right?

00:03:22.720 I think so, right?

00:03:24.380 Jokes are jokes.

00:03:25.320 You don't punch people for jokes.

00:03:28.220 Now, what do you do when somebody makes fun of your wife's physical condition and humiliates her in public? 0.97

00:03:35.060 Now, answer that question.

00:03:36.860 Separate question.

00:03:38.160 What do you do if somebody publicly humiliates your wife for her physical condition she can't change in public while she's sitting there? 0.98

00:03:47.600 Is that a joke?

00:03:50.640 So here's the question.

00:03:52.040 Was that a joke?

00:03:55.120 Well, he laughed.

00:03:57.420 Because when you get pointed out, you laugh, typically.

00:04:01.180 I mean, you would laugh just for being pointed out, even if you didn't think it was funny, you know.

00:04:04.640 So he was sort of the topic.

00:04:06.960 So he just, you know.

00:04:08.700 He had a first reaction.

00:04:11.620 Then he saw her reaction. 0.63

00:04:13.880 Because I have to admit, when I first heard the joke, I had to, like, process it a little bit.

00:04:17.400 I was like, what's that about?

00:04:19.080 Oh, the hair.

00:04:20.380 Is she in a new movie?

00:04:21.680 Then I thought, was there a new movie I don't know about?

00:04:24.680 G.I. Jane 2 or something.

00:04:26.060 So it took me a while to process the joke.

00:04:28.620 Maybe it took, might have taken Will Smith a beat as well.

00:04:32.520 Now, here's something that a professional humorist knows.

00:04:37.480 Something I know.

00:04:39.320 Somebody told me I didn't understand jokes today on Twitter.

00:04:43.280 I calculated that I have written something in the neighborhood of 12,000 professional jokes.

00:04:52.440 Meaning I got paid for it.

00:04:54.820 12,000.

00:04:56.920 I know what a joke is.

00:04:59.640 I kind of do it for a living.

00:05:02.060 Really.

00:05:03.400 Now, here's a rule for humor.

00:05:07.620 However, did you know that all humorists get canceled if they make fun of somebody's health condition,

00:05:15.480 that they can't change?

00:05:16.980 Did you know that?

00:05:17.920 You can still get away with, and I'm not sure you should,

00:05:21.960 but you can still get away with mocking people for things that maybe they could change, such as weight.

00:05:27.240 I'm not so sure people can change weight.

00:05:29.300 That's a question about free will and addiction and all kinds of things.

00:05:33.600 So that's sort of a philosophical question.

00:05:35.800 But that's the only gray area.

00:05:40.360 Let me tell you what's not a gray area.

00:05:43.860 Mocking somebody for a physical condition they can't change.

00:05:48.440 How many people here, and I'm actually genuinely curious,

00:05:52.060 so I'm not playing you.

00:05:55.120 This is genuinely curious.

00:05:56.440 How many of you think that a joke about somebody's physical health,

00:06:00.540 that they can't change,

00:06:02.640 should be, let's say, socially allowable?

00:06:05.800 Under the condition that it's just a joke.

00:06:10.180 How many of you would be okay with that as just a joke?

00:06:13.220 Physical condition.

00:06:16.620 Some of you would be.

00:06:17.920 Yeah, under the guise of free speech.

00:06:21.820 Now, hold on.

00:06:22.780 Is making fun of somebody's physical condition when they're in the room

00:06:32.580 the same as making fun of it when they're not in the room?

00:06:37.440 Not really.

00:06:38.760 It's not really the same.

00:06:40.620 I mean, they're the same in some ways.

00:06:44.160 All right, so I see there's great disagreement here.

00:06:46.260 But let me tell you, despite your belief of what it should be,

00:06:52.080 let me explain to you from the perspective of a professional humorist.

00:06:57.580 That would be me.

00:06:59.280 Let me tell you what the rule is.

00:07:01.440 If you make fun of somebody's physical condition that they can't change,

00:07:07.060 there's going to be some severe pushback.

00:07:09.400 Did everybody know that?

00:07:11.000 How many of you knew that every time, no exception,

00:07:14.560 if you publicly make fun of any group's or person's physical condition

00:07:19.180 that they can't change,

00:07:20.880 there will be severe pushback every time?

00:07:23.720 How many knew that?

00:07:25.120 Every time.

00:07:26.300 There's no exception to that.

00:07:27.400 Now, how do professional humorists learn

00:07:30.340 not to make the mistake that Chris Rock made?

00:07:33.120 Now, he might not have known it was a physical condition,

00:07:35.480 so that's a separate question.

00:07:38.780 Every humorist knows that.

00:07:40.900 Everybody who's worked for a while knows you just don't do that.

00:07:43.880 And if you do, you're going to pay for it,

00:07:45.340 and you're not going to be happy about it.

00:07:47.580 There's nobody who thinks the joke is worth it.

00:07:50.820 If you do it for a living,

00:07:52.880 that kind of joke, never worth it,

00:07:54.840 no matter how funny it is.

00:07:55.880 Now, the other thing that Chris Rock got wrong,

00:07:59.160 and he really got this wrong,

00:08:01.260 and this is a hard rule of humor,

00:08:04.220 the funnier the joke,

00:08:06.140 the more you can get away with.

00:08:08.820 Would you agree?

00:08:10.140 The funnier the joke,

00:08:11.860 the less people are going to be offended,

00:08:13.340 because then they really see the joke part.

00:08:15.500 If the joke is weak,

00:08:17.680 then the offensive part looks bigger than the joke.

00:08:20.460 That's what he did.

00:08:22.260 So Rock made the mistake of having a bad joke

00:08:24.940 about the worst thing you could joke about,

00:08:27.360 a physical condition.

00:08:28.720 Well, the person's right in the audience.

00:08:31.380 It's pretty bad.

00:08:33.560 Now, how many of you would recognize the following quote?

00:08:39.360 This is something that somebody said.

00:08:41.540 See if you can identify who said it.

00:08:43.400 The quote is,

00:08:45.900 oh, there's a reason,

00:08:47.580 you're just not supposed to do it.

00:08:50.180 Oh, there's a reason,

00:08:52.180 you're just not supposed to do it.

00:08:54.240 Who said that?

00:08:57.760 That's what Chris Rock said

00:08:59.500 in a stand-up special

00:09:01.940 about hitting women.

00:09:04.100 That's what he said.

00:09:08.320 He said that

00:09:09.580 when men hit women, 0.51

00:09:11.780 everybody says you're not supposed to do it.

00:09:14.460 And then Chris Rock jokes,

00:09:16.540 oh, there's a reason,

00:09:18.160 you're just not supposed to do it.

00:09:20.120 They say there's no reason to do it.

00:09:22.280 So keep in mind

00:09:23.360 that Chris Rock has a little history

00:09:26.000 about

00:09:26.460 thinking that there might be some places

00:09:29.320 that

00:09:29.760 somebody deserves to get hit.

00:09:31.880 I mean, he said that in public.

00:09:34.660 There are situations

00:09:35.460 in which you deserve to be hit, 0.93

00:09:37.140 but you shouldn't be.

00:09:38.600 So he's not in favor of violence,

00:09:40.420 let me be clear.

00:09:41.820 He just thinks

00:09:42.440 there might be a situation

00:09:43.440 where maybe you should be.

00:09:47.660 I think this question

00:09:49.420 was really a,

00:09:50.360 like a Rorschach,

00:09:52.660 somebody on Twitter said this,

00:09:54.080 a Rorschach test

00:09:55.080 about the viewer.

00:09:57.460 The whole Will Smith thing

00:09:58.800 is really about you

00:10:00.880 isn't it?

00:10:02.200 It's almost not even about them,

00:10:03.720 it's about how you processed it.

00:10:05.760 I'll tell you how I processed it,

00:10:07.740 but I'm not going to try

00:10:08.740 to impose my opinion

00:10:10.480 of this event on you.

00:10:12.960 Would we all agree

00:10:13.960 there's no reason

00:10:14.960 to impose my opinion

00:10:16.300 about this on you?

00:10:17.460 But I'll tell you what it is.

00:10:19.100 I have a public opinion

00:10:20.480 and a private opinion.

00:10:22.080 My public opinion is this.

00:10:24.660 This is no call for violence.

00:10:27.260 There's no excuse

00:10:28.420 for violence in this situation.

00:10:29.820 Everybody good?

00:10:31.940 Everybody good?

00:10:33.260 That's my public opinion.

00:10:35.740 Publicly,

00:10:36.900 violence is disavowed.

00:10:40.740 I think you're all

00:10:41.740 comfortable with that.

00:10:42.780 Now let me give you

00:10:43.700 my private opinion.

00:10:49.360 I'm completely happy with it.

00:10:51.920 Completely happy.

00:10:53.580 Here's what I saw.

00:10:54.640 Number one,

00:10:56.640 the question,

00:10:57.140 was it a real slap?

00:10:58.360 I think 100% yes.

00:11:00.760 Now,

00:11:01.660 I looked at the situation,

00:11:03.580 I looked at the reactions

00:11:04.560 of the people,

00:11:05.860 yeah,

00:11:06.200 that was real.

00:11:07.320 So if you think

00:11:08.080 it wasn't real,

00:11:09.160 you're in a whole different

00:11:10.120 world than I am.

00:11:11.960 I suppose anything

00:11:12.980 could be fake,

00:11:14.620 but I don't see it.

00:11:15.780 That looked as real

00:11:16.760 as anything could look.

00:11:17.540 Number two,

00:11:20.120 it was a slap,

00:11:21.140 not a punch.

00:11:22.940 Can I explain things

00:11:24.160 to maybe the female 0.98

00:11:25.880 viewers here?

00:11:27.040 Something that the men

00:11:28.060 can understand

00:11:28.920 a little bit better.

00:11:30.500 If you punch a man,

00:11:31.980 you're trying to hurt him.

00:11:34.020 Am I right?

00:11:35.200 If you punch a man

00:11:36.200 in the face,

00:11:36.740 you're trying to hurt him.

00:11:38.440 If you slap a man

00:11:39.840 in the face,

00:11:40.420 especially in front

00:11:41.220 of other people,

00:11:42.440 you're trying to humiliate him.

00:11:45.040 Am I right?

00:11:45.760 If you could read

00:11:49.080 Smith's intention,

00:11:51.660 he wasn't trying

00:11:52.380 to hurt him,

00:11:53.020 he was trying

00:11:53.420 to humiliate him.

00:11:55.660 Now,

00:11:56.280 is it fair

00:11:57.100 to humiliate somebody

00:11:59.420 in response

00:12:01.600 to someone

00:12:02.340 humiliating your wife, 0.92

00:12:04.440 not only in public,

00:12:05.560 in front of the world,

00:12:06.860 but in front

00:12:07.340 of all of her peers?

00:12:09.740 If you said no,

00:12:12.220 I would respect

00:12:13.500 your opinion.

00:12:14.040 But if you said

00:12:15.700 yes,

00:12:16.840 I would also

00:12:17.580 respect your opinion.

00:12:19.680 Can I do that?

00:12:21.080 Can I respect

00:12:21.740 both opinions?

00:12:23.480 I think I can.

00:12:25.340 Because, you know,

00:12:26.180 they both are based

00:12:26.860 on reason.

00:12:28.120 To say there should

00:12:28.940 never be a good reason

00:12:29.780 for violence,

00:12:30.480 that's a good

00:12:31.640 philosophical stand.

00:12:34.220 But,

00:12:35.080 what did you

00:12:37.400 and your spouse

00:12:38.160 say about it

00:12:38.920 in private?

00:12:39.520 I'll bet

00:12:42.680 your spouse

00:12:43.180 said something

00:12:43.860 like,

00:12:45.580 good.

00:12:48.440 And I bet

00:12:49.100 a lot of you

00:12:49.580 said in private,

00:12:50.700 yeah, good.

00:12:52.540 Didn't you?

00:12:53.580 Now,

00:12:54.040 if you process

00:12:54.660 this as a punch,

00:12:57.160 then I think

00:12:57.760 it would be reasonable

00:12:58.760 to have a different opinion.

00:12:59.980 If you process

00:13:00.980 it as him

00:13:01.680 giving humiliation

00:13:02.740 for humiliation,

00:13:03.680 and you understand

00:13:05.800 that Rock

00:13:06.360 crossed the line

00:13:08.460 for humor.

00:13:11.520 Right?

00:13:11.800 There is a well-defined

00:13:13.100 social box

00:13:14.320 for humor.

00:13:16.980 And Chris Rock

00:13:18.320 went outside it.

00:13:19.560 Now,

00:13:19.860 I don't object

00:13:20.520 to people

00:13:20.880 going outside the box.

00:13:22.360 That's not the problem.

00:13:23.740 Because humorists

00:13:24.760 go outside the box,

00:13:25.700 they test things,

00:13:26.560 they get slapped,

00:13:27.920 they go back,

00:13:28.580 right?

00:13:28.740 So you should have

00:13:29.880 some kind of

00:13:30.360 creative tension

00:13:31.200 at the corners.

00:13:32.100 That's okay.

00:13:33.460 But,

00:13:33.940 the only way

00:13:34.740 the whole system works

00:13:35.920 is if Will Smith

00:13:39.800 slaps Chris Rock

00:13:41.560 in public.

00:13:43.320 Let me tell you

00:13:44.120 something that

00:13:44.700 Jordan Peterson

00:13:45.360 said a while ago,

00:13:46.420 and I hope

00:13:46.880 I'm getting this right.

00:13:47.780 Can somebody

00:13:48.140 do me a fact check

00:13:49.260 on this?

00:13:49.620 Because I'm not

00:13:49.960 100% right

00:13:50.880 that I'm going

00:13:51.920 to represent

00:13:52.360 his opinion.

00:13:53.180 Because when you

00:13:54.120 represent the opinions

00:13:54.960 of people who are

00:13:55.500 smarter than you are,

00:13:57.620 it's pretty hard.

00:13:58.740 Because they usually

00:13:59.820 have a little nuance

00:14:00.660 that you're not

00:14:01.140 catching on to.

00:14:02.420 But,

00:14:02.940 I believe that

00:14:03.960 Jordan Peterson

00:14:05.000 has said something

00:14:06.400 roughly like this.

00:14:08.400 That the implied

00:14:09.700 violence of men,

00:14:11.280 implied violence,

00:14:12.460 you know,

00:14:12.660 the risk of it,

00:14:14.800 is the only thing

00:14:15.520 or important element

00:14:17.240 of keeping

00:14:17.780 civilization together.

00:14:20.040 You couldn't

00:14:20.900 have a civilization

00:14:21.880 without the

00:14:23.420 continuous,

00:14:24.700 ever-present

00:14:25.380 risk

00:14:26.040 of male violence.

00:14:27.820 And it's one

00:14:28.980 of those things

00:14:29.480 that you don't

00:14:30.040 think about too

00:14:30.720 much.

00:14:31.640 But when he says

00:14:32.280 it,

00:14:32.440 you go,

00:14:33.020 you know,

00:14:34.200 there isn't

00:14:34.700 anything that

00:14:35.380 would work

00:14:35.960 without the

00:14:37.640 ever-present

00:14:38.420 continuous threat

00:14:39.540 of male violence.

00:14:41.480 Here's a little

00:14:42.240 parlor trick for you.

00:14:44.500 Next time you're

00:14:45.180 in a car,

00:14:46.260 and let's say

00:14:46.920 you're not driving,

00:14:48.160 and somebody

00:14:48.720 tailgates you,

00:14:50.640 pulls right up

00:14:51.200 to your bumper.

00:14:53.080 And it's not

00:14:53.740 really a situation

00:14:54.480 where that's called

00:14:55.200 for.

00:14:55.440 You know,

00:14:55.700 in some situations

00:14:56.380 you can see

00:14:56.840 why people

00:14:57.360 be in a hurry

00:14:57.980 or whatever.

00:14:58.780 But it's not

00:14:59.260 called for.

00:14:59.720 It's just

00:15:00.000 pure,

00:15:00.640 it's just

00:15:03.080 pure tailgating.

00:15:05.420 Now ask

00:15:05.880 yourself,

00:15:06.440 what is the

00:15:06.860 likelihood

00:15:07.300 that the

00:15:07.900 tailgater

00:15:08.400 is male

00:15:09.160 or female? 0.85

00:15:10.640 Answer the

00:15:11.120 question.

00:15:12.000 So that's

00:15:12.720 all you know.

00:15:13.360 Somebody's

00:15:13.780 tailgating you.

00:15:15.200 There doesn't

00:15:15.640 seem to be

00:15:16.100 a reason.

00:15:17.180 Is the

00:15:17.600 driver male

00:15:18.360 or female? 0.85

00:15:21.500 Interesting.

00:15:22.140 You have

00:15:22.340 different opinions.

00:15:23.020 The answer

00:15:25.060 is female.

00:15:26.600 At least

00:15:27.240 around here.

00:15:27.940 Maybe it

00:15:28.540 differs by

00:15:29.460 area.

00:15:30.700 But where

00:15:31.080 I am,

00:15:32.280 tailgaters

00:15:32.780 are mostly

00:15:33.900 female.

00:15:34.420 Do you

00:15:34.560 know why?

00:15:36.360 Do you

00:15:36.640 know why?

00:15:37.920 Because if a 0.58

00:15:38.800 man tailgates

00:15:39.600 me, I'm

00:15:41.020 going to

00:15:41.240 fuck him

00:15:41.620 up.

00:15:42.740 Maybe.

00:15:43.960 You don't

00:15:44.520 know.

00:15:45.400 There's an

00:15:45.940 implied risk

00:15:46.920 of male

00:15:47.360 violence.

00:15:47.860 Have I

00:15:49.480 ever done

00:15:49.820 anything a

00:15:50.720 little bit

00:15:51.100 violent because

00:15:52.900 somebody tailgated

00:15:53.820 me?

00:15:55.300 Yes.

00:15:56.020 Yes, I

00:15:56.380 have.

00:15:57.500 I have

00:15:58.340 resorted to

00:15:59.040 violence, the

00:16:00.500 threat of

00:16:00.860 violence, when

00:16:02.160 somebody tailgated

00:16:03.040 me.

00:16:03.300 More than

00:16:03.680 once, actually.

00:16:04.820 Several times.

00:16:06.840 I'll tell you

00:16:07.560 how I do it.

00:16:08.900 If somebody

00:16:09.580 tailgates me and

00:16:10.380 they go a little

00:16:10.900 bit too far, I

00:16:12.440 pull over

00:16:12.980 immediately.

00:16:14.600 And as soon

00:16:15.320 as they go

00:16:15.660 by, I pull

00:16:16.240 back in, and

00:16:17.340 I pull right

00:16:17.800 up to their

00:16:18.200 bumper, and

00:16:19.220 I stay there

00:16:19.820 until they get

00:16:20.920 off the road.

00:16:22.060 I have

00:16:22.660 literally driven

00:16:23.360 people off the

00:16:24.020 road for

00:16:24.880 tailgating me.

00:16:26.320 Several times,

00:16:27.080 actually.

00:16:28.140 Now, it's not

00:16:28.880 actual violence,

00:16:29.720 it's the threat

00:16:30.420 of violence.

00:16:32.060 And let me

00:16:32.480 tell you, if a

00:16:33.080 woman tailgates 1.00

00:16:33.820 you, and you

00:16:35.980 get off the

00:16:36.460 road and

00:16:36.780 tailgate her in 1.00

00:16:37.420 return, she

00:16:38.540 doesn't like it

00:16:39.060 at all.

00:16:40.280 I'm not going

00:16:40.760 to follow them

00:16:41.280 home, but they

00:16:42.420 get off the

00:16:42.840 road.

00:16:43.880 Do they learn

00:16:44.460 their lesson?

00:16:45.120 I don't know.

00:16:46.300 Somebody says

00:16:46.880 it's not

00:16:47.280 wise.

00:16:47.740 You're right.

00:16:48.960 You're right.

00:16:49.720 Is it smart?

00:16:51.100 Absolutely not.

00:16:52.660 Do I recommend

00:16:53.340 doing what I

00:16:54.020 did?

00:16:54.440 Absolutely not.

00:16:56.480 It's maybe one

00:16:57.380 of the dumbest

00:16:57.880 things you could

00:16:58.360 ever do.

00:17:00.140 But it's

00:17:02.080 also what

00:17:03.040 keeps the

00:17:03.720 civilization

00:17:04.220 together.

00:17:06.280 The implied

00:17:07.280 violence of

00:17:08.060 men is the

00:17:09.020 only reason

00:17:09.660 anybody does

00:17:10.300 anything they're

00:17:10.840 supposed to

00:17:11.300 do.

00:17:12.380 It's the only

00:17:13.180 reason.

00:17:14.020 Otherwise,

00:17:14.500 everybody would

00:17:14.960 just do what

00:17:15.420 they could get

00:17:15.860 away with,

00:17:16.340 period.

00:17:17.800 The reason

00:17:18.520 that a woman 0.98

00:17:19.080 is safe

00:17:19.820 walking anywhere

00:17:21.080 is because men 0.57

00:17:23.160 will go kill

00:17:23.820 you if you

00:17:24.580 fuck with

00:17:25.000 her.

00:17:25.820 You don't

00:17:26.140 know who,

00:17:27.080 but a man

00:17:27.580 will show

00:17:27.940 up.

00:17:28.720 It's going

00:17:29.140 to happen.

00:17:29.500 So here's

00:17:31.360 my take on

00:17:31.940 Will Smith.

00:17:32.740 Will Smith

00:17:33.220 kept the

00:17:33.760 system running.

00:17:36.400 Will Smith

00:17:37.080 acted the

00:17:37.960 way the

00:17:38.280 system wants

00:17:38.900 him to act.

00:17:39.980 I'm not

00:17:40.540 saying violence

00:17:41.160 is good.

00:17:42.160 This is going

00:17:42.680 to be a

00:17:42.920 nuance that

00:17:43.400 may be hard

00:17:44.320 to explain.

00:17:45.800 Violence is

00:17:46.420 not good.

00:17:47.500 I don't

00:17:48.740 support it

00:17:49.360 at all.

00:17:50.600 The threat

00:17:51.260 of male

00:17:51.820 violence when

00:17:52.800 people leave

00:17:53.920 their zone

00:17:56.040 of reasonableness

00:17:57.360 is very

00:17:58.840 important.

00:17:59.880 The entire

00:18:00.280 society relies

00:18:02.280 on it,

00:18:02.740 really.

00:18:03.600 But the

00:18:04.000 individual

00:18:04.480 anecdotal

00:18:05.480 examples could

00:18:06.160 be terrible.

00:18:07.200 I'll agree

00:18:07.840 with you on

00:18:08.260 that.

00:18:10.700 All right.

00:18:12.480 Here's what

00:18:13.260 I do not

00:18:13.960 predict.

00:18:14.780 I do not

00:18:15.420 predict that

00:18:16.260 Chris Rock

00:18:16.880 will defend

00:18:17.640 his joke

00:18:18.400 beyond today.

00:18:21.480 Does anybody

00:18:21.940 want to take

00:18:22.400 the bet?

00:18:22.980 Now, when

00:18:23.400 the event

00:18:24.000 happened,

00:18:25.120 he tried to

00:18:25.680 defend his

00:18:26.160 joke as being

00:18:26.780 about the

00:18:27.200 movie, not

00:18:27.840 about the

00:18:28.220 person.

00:18:29.140 But, of

00:18:29.520 course, that

00:18:30.740 was craven

00:18:31.880 cowardice and

00:18:33.020 bullshit.

00:18:33.800 It was about

00:18:34.460 the person.

00:18:35.280 It was not

00:18:35.820 about the

00:18:36.200 movie.

00:18:37.640 It was about

00:18:38.360 both, but it

00:18:39.220 was clearly

00:18:39.600 about her as

00:18:40.180 well.

00:18:41.100 Now, here's

00:18:42.220 my prediction.

00:18:43.060 Because Chris

00:18:43.780 Rock is a

00:18:44.380 professional, he

00:18:46.240 knows that when

00:18:47.200 you cross the

00:18:47.920 line into

00:18:49.920 making fun of

00:18:50.640 somebody's

00:18:51.000 physical,

00:18:51.700 unchangeable

00:18:52.480 condition, that

00:18:55.300 if you get

00:18:55.740 yourself

00:18:57.220 slapped, you 0.99

00:19:00.080 should not

00:19:00.560 have been

00:19:00.920 surprised.

00:19:02.600 Am I

00:19:03.080 right?

00:19:03.780 So, here's

00:19:04.440 my weird

00:19:04.880 prediction.

00:19:05.340 I don't

00:19:05.580 think Chris

00:19:06.060 Rock will

00:19:06.760 give himself

00:19:07.660 a pass after

00:19:09.400 he processes

00:19:10.340 it a little

00:19:10.720 bit.

00:19:11.240 What do

00:19:11.440 you think?

00:19:13.740 Scott's

00:19:14.180 missing the

00:19:14.640 big picture.

00:19:15.940 I don't know.

00:19:16.880 Maybe you

00:19:17.260 can tell me

00:19:17.640 what the

00:19:17.900 big picture

00:19:18.300 is.

00:19:19.400 So, let's

00:19:22.480 see if that

00:19:22.880 happens.

00:19:23.240 I think

00:19:24.720 that Chris

00:19:25.240 Rock will

00:19:25.780 offer an

00:19:26.240 apology, not

00:19:28.020 to Will

00:19:28.980 Smith, but

00:19:29.560 to Jada

00:19:30.120 Pinkett

00:19:30.800 Smith.

00:19:31.500 I think he'll

00:19:32.020 offer an

00:19:32.400 apology, and

00:19:33.920 I think he

00:19:34.380 won't defend

00:19:34.920 his joke.

00:19:36.000 Now, I'm

00:19:36.280 not sure if

00:19:36.680 he knew she

00:19:37.080 had alopecia,

00:19:37.960 so without

00:19:38.560 knowing that,

00:19:39.160 you can't

00:19:39.460 really judge

00:19:39.900 it the same

00:19:40.560 way.

00:19:41.880 That'd be

00:19:42.380 very different,

00:19:42.920 but I think

00:19:43.280 he did, because

00:19:44.000 otherwise the

00:19:44.860 joke didn't

00:19:45.240 make sense.

00:19:46.720 I think he

00:19:47.180 must have

00:19:47.520 known.

00:19:49.400 Here's my

00:19:50.060 take on

00:19:50.520 Will Smith.

00:19:51.960 No matter

00:19:52.520 what people

00:19:53.900 said about

00:19:55.040 condemning him

00:19:55.760 or not, we

00:19:57.020 are also

00:19:57.520 biological

00:19:58.220 creatures.

00:20:00.120 And if

00:20:00.420 you listen to

00:20:01.460 what people

00:20:01.880 say, and

00:20:04.060 you ignore

00:20:04.540 their biological

00:20:06.060 reality, you'll

00:20:07.000 be very

00:20:07.380 surprised.

00:20:08.600 For example,

00:20:10.120 how many

00:20:10.840 women will 1.00

00:20:12.080 say, my

00:20:13.000 God, that

00:20:13.580 Will Smith

00:20:14.140 is an animal

00:20:14.800 and he

00:20:15.920 should be

00:20:16.300 condemned?

00:20:17.700 At the same

00:20:18.500 time, I'm

00:20:19.300 being turned

00:20:19.780 on by him.

00:20:21.340 Let's be

00:20:21.920 honest.

00:20:22.920 How many

00:20:23.480 women were 1.00

00:20:24.220 turned on

00:20:24.980 by seeing

00:20:26.060 this man

00:20:26.720 literally

00:20:27.440 slapped his

00:20:28.480 shit out of

00:20:28.960 somebody for

00:20:29.560 insulting his

00:20:30.200 wife in

00:20:30.560 public?

00:20:32.900 Yeah, you

00:20:33.520 know you

00:20:33.840 heard this at

00:20:34.380 home, didn't

00:20:34.800 you?

00:20:35.700 Didn't you?

00:20:37.340 I'll bet at

00:20:37.840 home when

00:20:38.200 nobody's

00:20:38.560 listening, your

00:20:39.780 wife said, 1.00

00:20:40.400 you know, he

00:20:41.800 just got a

00:20:42.780 little bit

00:20:43.060 sexier to

00:20:43.680 me.

00:20:44.880 I'm sorry,

00:20:45.860 because we

00:20:46.260 have two

00:20:46.560 things running.

00:20:47.140 We have our

00:20:47.500 biological

00:20:48.060 cells, which

00:20:49.100 kind of like

00:20:49.640 it, your

00:20:50.980 biological self

00:20:51.960 liked it, your

00:20:53.380 social self, the

00:20:55.120 constructed you,

00:20:57.280 had to say, no,

00:20:58.400 violence, no, no

00:21:00.360 violence, can I

00:21:02.700 have violence?

00:21:03.920 But it wasn't

00:21:04.540 violence.

00:21:05.940 It wasn't.

00:21:08.200 By the way, can

00:21:09.100 the men back me

00:21:09.860 up on this?

00:21:10.340 If the women 1.00

00:21:11.120 think that was

00:21:11.740 violence, let me 0.99

00:21:12.900 ask just the men.

00:21:14.340 Men only, was that

00:21:16.240 violence a slap?

00:21:17.300 I didn't see it as

00:21:19.020 violence.

00:21:20.120 No.

00:21:20.680 It was

00:21:21.040 humiliation.

00:21:22.520 That's what it

00:21:23.020 was.

00:21:23.880 It was a bigger

00:21:24.560 guy humiliating a

00:21:25.820 smaller guy.

00:21:28.080 Was it fair for

00:21:30.460 Will Smith, a

00:21:31.220 bigger guy, to

00:21:32.560 humiliate a

00:21:33.500 smaller guy in

00:21:34.840 that situation?

00:21:36.720 Sure.

00:21:38.080 Yep.

00:21:38.980 Yep.

00:21:39.580 Because he was

00:21:40.120 paying him back

00:21:40.680 in kind.

00:21:42.000 He gave it

00:21:42.540 back.

00:21:42.860 He gave back

00:21:43.400 what he got.

00:21:43.880 A little bit of

00:21:44.900 humiliation in

00:21:45.680 public.

00:21:47.220 I was actually

00:21:48.040 completely happy

00:21:48.760 with it.

00:21:50.560 Somebody says

00:21:51.380 assault is

00:21:52.160 violence.

00:21:52.700 No, assault, by

00:21:54.660 definition, is not

00:21:55.580 violence.

00:21:56.360 Violence is

00:21:56.940 violence and

00:21:57.440 assault is

00:21:57.960 assault.

00:21:59.460 So look up the

00:22:00.400 definition.

00:22:01.540 The definition of

00:22:02.260 assault is actually

00:22:02.900 misleading.

00:22:03.680 It doesn't mean

00:22:04.160 you hit somebody.

00:22:06.480 So you can

00:22:07.260 assault somebody

00:22:07.880 without actually

00:22:08.580 harming them in 0.95

00:22:09.440 any way.

00:22:10.080 Assault is about

00:22:10.880 the intention, I

00:22:12.980 guess.

00:22:13.480 That's not the

00:22:14.080 right way to say

00:22:14.580 that.

00:22:15.500 Battery is when

00:22:16.700 you hurt them.

00:22:17.500 Assault is when

00:22:18.180 you're getting

00:22:20.340 ready to, I

00:22:20.980 guess.

00:22:21.440 I'm not sure

00:22:21.880 of the best

00:22:22.220 definition.

00:22:24.380 All right.

00:22:25.180 I don't think it

00:22:25.780 matters that Will

00:22:26.340 Smith first laughed

00:22:27.320 at it, somebody

00:22:28.160 saying, because I

00:22:29.700 think that was

00:22:30.120 like not knowing

00:22:31.840 what to do,

00:22:32.540 reflex or

00:22:33.260 something.

00:22:34.240 Maybe he saw

00:22:34.800 his wife's

00:22:35.240 reaction.

00:22:37.220 Will Smith is

00:22:38.100 being called a

00:22:39.360 cock today because

00:22:40.740 they have an open

00:22:41.680 relationship.

00:22:42.260 relationship, and

00:22:43.480 I don't really

00:22:44.020 understand that.

00:22:45.880 They have an

00:22:46.540 open relationship

00:22:47.340 publicly.

00:22:49.020 How does that

00:22:49.420 make him a

00:22:49.920 cock? 0.96

00:22:51.100 Doesn't that make

00:22:51.900 it just an open

00:22:52.700 relationship?

00:22:54.420 Am I wrong?

00:22:56.260 I don't know.

00:22:57.780 So my take is

00:22:58.860 that Will Smith

00:22:59.320 had a good

00:22:59.780 night.

00:23:00.180 He not only

00:23:00.660 won an Oscar,

00:23:02.180 he bitch-slapped 1.00

00:23:03.060 the guy for

00:23:03.560 humiliating his

00:23:04.360 wife, which is a 1.00

00:23:05.160 good look.

00:23:05.620 and of course

00:23:08.180 he'll have to

00:23:10.000 be torn and

00:23:11.500 what do you

00:23:12.100 call it?

00:23:13.900 He'll have to

00:23:14.580 be dragged

00:23:15.160 today.

00:23:18.580 He wasn't

00:23:19.300 open.

00:23:20.100 You don't know

00:23:21.440 anything about the

00:23:22.180 personal life of

00:23:22.900 celebrities.

00:23:23.740 So somebody's

00:23:24.400 arguing with me

00:23:25.400 about the exact

00:23:26.700 timeline and

00:23:27.740 of who did

00:23:29.520 what and was

00:23:30.200 it an open

00:23:30.660 relationship.

00:23:31.280 You don't know

00:23:31.640 anything about

00:23:32.120 their relationship.

00:23:32.700 You know

00:23:35.060 nothing about

00:23:35.660 it.

00:23:36.580 So any

00:23:36.900 assumption you

00:23:37.460 have about

00:23:38.020 what their

00:23:38.980 dynamic was

00:23:39.860 is just

00:23:40.220 dumb.

00:23:41.780 If there's

00:23:42.300 anything you

00:23:42.740 know, all

00:23:43.660 our news is

00:23:44.240 fake and

00:23:45.340 celebrity news

00:23:47.340 is the fakest

00:23:48.080 of the fake.

00:23:49.260 So you

00:23:49.820 shouldn't make

00:23:50.180 any assumption

00:23:50.940 about that.

00:23:53.760 All right.

00:23:55.660 Yeah, then

00:23:56.400 Chris Rock

00:23:57.160 made fun of

00:23:58.900 somebody's

00:23:59.300 physical condition.

00:24:01.220 He made a

00:24:01.640 bad joke.

00:24:02.340 His bad joke

00:24:03.160 is the one

00:24:03.560 that will get

00:24:03.920 more attention

00:24:04.480 than any

00:24:04.920 good joke

00:24:05.340 he's ever

00:24:05.700 made.

00:24:06.960 And then

00:24:07.660 he got

00:24:07.980 bitch slapped 1.00

00:24:08.640 on national

00:24:10.680 TV.

00:24:12.260 I think

00:24:12.780 Chris Rock

00:24:14.080 had a worse

00:24:14.600 night than

00:24:15.400 Will Smith.

00:24:16.680 Agree or

00:24:17.220 disagree?

00:24:18.120 In my

00:24:18.600 opinion, Chris

00:24:19.420 Rock had the

00:24:20.080 worst night

00:24:20.960 compared to

00:24:21.960 agree?

00:24:24.160 I figure I

00:24:25.040 get lots of

00:24:25.540 disagreement.

00:24:26.040 Yeah,

00:24:26.220 agreement,

00:24:26.900 disagreement,

00:24:27.480 people are all

00:24:27.980 over the board.

00:24:30.940 Yeah, and

00:24:31.520 I'm going

00:24:31.900 to second

00:24:33.200 a statement

00:24:34.300 here.

00:24:35.500 Alopecia is

00:24:36.160 not funny.

00:24:38.580 Do you get

00:24:39.360 that?

00:24:41.420 It seems

00:24:42.240 funny to you.

00:24:43.100 Ha, ha,

00:24:44.020 somebody lost

00:24:44.940 their hair.

00:24:46.080 And I'm not

00:24:46.460 talking about,

00:24:46.920 you know,

00:24:47.120 my normal

00:24:47.920 male pattern 0.83

00:24:48.740 baldness,

00:24:49.820 which is not

00:24:50.820 a big deal.

00:24:51.920 But do you

00:24:53.280 think that any

00:24:54.000 woman, 1.00

00:24:55.200 let me ask

00:24:55.700 this,

00:24:56.200 do you think

00:24:56.580 any woman is 1.00

00:24:57.580 sort of,

00:24:58.340 oh, it's just

00:24:59.100 alopecia,

00:25:00.520 it's no big

00:25:01.040 deal.

00:25:02.000 I have to

00:25:02.580 think,

00:25:02.880 man or

00:25:03.200 woman, 1.00

00:25:03.540 really,

00:25:04.360 I mean,

00:25:04.860 gender doesn't 1.00

00:25:05.340 matter as

00:25:05.700 much.

00:25:06.720 But,

00:25:07.980 what is it?

00:25:08.840 Chris got

00:25:09.420 publicly

00:25:09.940 schooled,

00:25:10.640 yes.

00:25:13.300 Somebody says

00:25:13.980 she doesn't

00:25:14.380 have it.

00:25:15.160 Well, she

00:25:15.700 said she

00:25:16.040 did.

00:25:17.120 All right,

00:25:17.400 enough about

00:25:17.800 that.

00:25:20.720 Best tweet

00:25:21.400 on this was

00:25:21.980 from

00:25:22.280 Machiavelli's

00:25:23.820 underbelly.

00:25:24.780 He said,

00:25:25.140 the reason I

00:25:25.580 knew the

00:25:25.840 whole Will

00:25:26.220 Smith Oscar

00:25:26.840 slap was

00:25:27.520 not a

00:25:28.080 planned

00:25:28.460 liberal

00:25:29.020 hoax,

00:25:30.000 and I

00:25:30.340 haven't even

00:25:30.740 seen it,

00:25:31.560 is that it

00:25:32.040 didn't make

00:25:32.440 Republicans look

00:25:34.440 bad,

00:25:35.100 it didn't make

00:25:35.700 Zelensky look

00:25:36.820 like a hero,

00:25:37.940 and it didn't

00:25:38.600 further the

00:25:39.200 racial divide

00:25:39.820 in America.

00:25:40.960 Oh, well,

00:25:41.920 I guess that

00:25:42.400 tells you it

00:25:42.800 was real.

00:25:45.000 All right,

00:25:45.800 there's a

00:25:47.480 candidate in

00:25:48.580 Virginia,

00:25:49.480 I think,

00:25:50.820 whose name

00:25:51.740 is,

00:25:52.560 I didn't

00:25:52.840 write it

00:25:53.120 down,

00:25:54.040 didn't write

00:25:54.480 it down.

00:25:55.440 I'm not sure

00:25:56.160 it matters.

00:25:56.560 But he's

00:25:57.380 got a

00:25:57.660 message that

00:25:59.180 says,

00:25:59.740 we cannot

00:26:00.020 lose this

00:26:00.520 generation to

00:26:01.340 the mind

00:26:01.920 control poison

00:26:03.100 that has

00:26:04.140 permeated our

00:26:04.940 schools.

00:26:06.400 Now, he's

00:26:06.820 talking about

00:26:07.500 critical race

00:26:08.880 theory and

00:26:09.680 overwokeness,

00:26:11.080 I guess.

00:26:12.640 But I was

00:26:13.360 drawn to his

00:26:14.400 framing.

00:26:15.720 He's calling

00:26:16.240 it mind

00:26:16.760 control poison.

00:26:18.940 That's pretty

00:26:19.460 good, isn't

00:26:20.040 it?

00:26:21.000 It's pretty

00:26:21.680 good.

00:26:22.920 In terms of

00:26:23.980 persuasion,

00:26:24.540 mind control

00:26:26.760 poison sounds

00:26:27.640 way better

00:26:28.200 than, we

00:26:29.580 don't believe

00:26:30.260 that the

00:26:30.740 theory of

00:26:31.280 critical race

00:26:31.960 theory should

00:26:32.760 be, yeah,

00:26:34.240 here's not,

00:26:35.180 Marxist,

00:26:36.360 Marxist

00:26:37.580 theories is

00:26:38.320 just useless

00:26:39.100 as a,

00:26:39.860 as a

00:26:41.300 attack.

00:26:43.040 If you

00:26:43.780 say to

00:26:44.140 the left,

00:26:45.060 oh, stop

00:26:45.760 teaching your

00:26:46.400 Marxist

00:26:47.000 stuff,

00:26:48.020 99.9%

00:26:49.360 will say,

00:26:49.760 I'm not even

00:26:50.440 sure what that

00:26:50.960 means.

00:26:51.300 So calling

00:26:52.980 somebody a

00:26:53.820 Marxist, I

00:26:54.640 don't think

00:26:55.000 has any

00:26:55.520 impact.

00:26:56.320 I've never

00:26:56.660 seen that

00:26:57.020 make any

00:26:57.500 dent at

00:26:57.980 all.

00:26:58.780 But if

00:26:59.400 you say

00:26:59.760 that the

00:27:00.600 school is

00:27:01.440 engaged in

00:27:02.100 mind control

00:27:02.980 poison,

00:27:04.020 then you've

00:27:05.320 got a

00:27:05.580 conversation.

00:27:07.740 Yeah,

00:27:08.040 mind control

00:27:08.860 poison, that's

00:27:09.660 pretty good,

00:27:10.580 because it's

00:27:11.060 visual in a

00:27:11.840 way, because

00:27:12.940 you imagine

00:27:13.440 somebody taking

00:27:14.080 poison and

00:27:14.720 a lot.

00:27:16.040 So this is

00:27:17.140 one of those

00:27:17.540 verbal things

00:27:18.320 that creates a

00:27:19.240 visual and

00:27:20.360 therefore is

00:27:21.000 good persuasion.

00:27:24.000 All right,

00:27:26.160 Rasmussen

00:27:26.720 asked this

00:27:27.660 question, I'm

00:27:28.680 summarizing the

00:27:29.360 question, but

00:27:29.860 they asked if

00:27:30.800 people agreed

00:27:31.360 with the

00:27:31.620 Biden

00:27:31.800 administration.

00:27:33.200 Did they

00:27:33.760 agree that

00:27:35.140 the Biden

00:27:35.620 administration is

00:27:36.520 making a

00:27:36.940 colossal mistake

00:27:37.980 in thinking

00:27:39.320 that it can

00:27:39.880 protract the

00:27:40.700 war on

00:27:40.980 Ukraine,

00:27:42.160 bleed Russia 0.84

00:27:43.020 dry,

00:27:44.320 topple Putin,

00:27:45.580 and signal to

00:27:46.400 China to

00:27:47.360 keep its

00:27:47.740 hands off to

00:27:48.320 Taiwan?

00:27:49.380 So in

00:27:49.680 other words,

00:27:50.360 does it

00:27:51.020 look like

00:27:51.360 Biden is

00:27:52.480 doing the

00:27:52.800 right thing

00:27:53.260 by doing

00:27:54.860 what will

00:27:55.300 extend the

00:27:55.920 war as

00:27:56.540 opposed to

00:27:57.320 maybe making

00:27:59.060 Zelensky give

00:28:00.060 up easily?

00:28:01.940 And 50% of

00:28:03.960 the people

00:28:04.280 agreed that

00:28:06.100 Biden is

00:28:08.580 making a

00:28:09.020 colossal mistake

00:28:10.000 in dragging

00:28:10.940 out the

00:28:11.300 war.

00:28:12.240 35%

00:28:13.120 disagreed.

00:28:14.280 So they

00:28:14.500 think he's

00:28:14.860 doing it.

00:28:15.220 35% think

00:28:16.200 it's a good

00:28:16.600 idea to do

00:28:17.240 what he's

00:28:17.480 doing.

00:28:18.340 Make the

00:28:18.720 war last

00:28:19.200 a long

00:28:19.500 time,

00:28:19.880 be costly,

00:28:21.080 tell China 0.99

00:28:21.660 it's not

00:28:22.040 going to

00:28:22.180 work in

00:28:22.500 Taiwan.

00:28:25.100 I don't

00:28:25.440 know,

00:28:25.580 what do

00:28:25.740 you think?

00:28:26.520 First of

00:28:27.040 all,

00:28:27.940 was this

00:28:28.480 always the

00:28:29.000 strategy?

00:28:30.680 Now,

00:28:31.140 I've been

00:28:31.400 saying since

00:28:31.900 the beginning

00:28:32.300 it looks

00:28:32.940 like the

00:28:33.500 strategy is

00:28:34.400 to bleed

00:28:35.040 Russia the

00:28:36.260 way Afghanistan

00:28:37.100 bled the

00:28:40.740 Soviet Union.

00:28:41.340 so it

00:28:44.300 does look

00:28:44.780 like that

00:28:45.180 is the

00:28:45.520 strategy.

00:28:46.720 Now,

00:28:46.920 you can't

00:28:47.380 tell because

00:28:48.300 I'm not

00:28:48.760 sure that

00:28:49.100 the government

00:28:49.520 needs to

00:28:50.200 tell you

00:28:50.480 their strategy

00:28:51.000 when it

00:28:51.400 comes to

00:28:51.880 do with

00:28:52.200 security.

00:28:54.200 That's the

00:28:54.740 one area

00:28:55.200 where I

00:28:55.520 think,

00:28:56.380 well,

00:28:56.720 maybe you

00:28:57.080 can lie

00:28:57.340 to us

00:28:57.620 about that.

00:28:58.320 As long

00:28:58.640 as you're

00:28:58.860 doing the

00:28:59.160 job,

00:29:00.420 if lying

00:29:01.180 helps,

00:29:02.160 then just

00:29:02.580 do the

00:29:02.900 job as

00:29:03.240 well as

00:29:03.540 possible because

00:29:04.160 I want to

00:29:04.480 be protected.

00:29:05.460 But you

00:29:05.780 can't tell

00:29:06.500 when they're

00:29:06.840 doing it for

00:29:07.260 your benefit.

00:29:07.720 That's the

00:29:08.220 problem.

00:29:09.600 So I

00:29:12.340 would say

00:29:12.740 that our

00:29:13.120 strategy is

00:29:14.240 to do

00:29:15.580 these very

00:29:16.040 things.

00:29:16.540 Bleed

00:29:16.840 Russia dry,

00:29:17.680 topple

00:29:17.980 Putin.

00:29:18.580 I think

00:29:18.900 that's a

00:29:19.220 maybe.

00:29:19.920 They don't

00:29:20.240 care.

00:29:20.500 As long

00:29:20.680 as they

00:29:20.880 bleed

00:29:21.120 Russia dry,

00:29:21.800 they don't

00:29:22.040 care if

00:29:22.360 they topple

00:29:22.900 Putin.

00:29:23.800 Maybe it's

00:29:24.200 better if

00:29:24.540 he's just

00:29:24.880 weakened.

00:29:26.720 And signal

00:29:27.520 to China to

00:29:28.200 keep its

00:29:28.520 hands off

00:29:28.900 Taiwan.

00:29:29.380 That thing

00:29:29.680 I think we

00:29:30.060 do need.

00:29:30.900 So I'm

00:29:31.340 going to

00:29:31.540 agree that

00:29:32.280 if you

00:29:32.640 based on

00:29:33.200 what it

00:29:33.560 looks like

00:29:34.280 and based

00:29:35.360 on what

00:29:35.680 we're doing,

00:29:36.940 it looks

00:29:37.380 like the

00:29:37.700 strategy,

00:29:38.380 it looks

00:29:38.800 like the

00:29:39.420 strategy,

00:29:40.620 is just

00:29:41.100 to bleed

00:29:41.580 Russia.

00:29:44.920 Is it

00:29:45.540 working?

00:29:46.800 If that's

00:29:47.600 the strategy,

00:29:48.260 is it

00:29:48.500 working?

00:29:51.340 It might

00:29:52.020 be.

00:29:52.900 You know,

00:29:53.220 you never

00:29:53.560 know because

00:29:54.080 we might be

00:29:54.660 bleeding

00:29:54.960 ourselves worse

00:29:55.780 than they're

00:29:56.780 bleeding.

00:29:57.900 I don't

00:29:58.520 think Russia

00:29:59.000 is going

00:29:59.340 to collapse.

00:30:00.780 It's just

00:30:01.180 going to

00:30:01.360 take some

00:30:01.720 pain and

00:30:02.240 then it

00:30:02.740 looks like

00:30:03.120 probably win.

00:30:03.720 So I

00:30:06.580 think that

00:30:06.920 from Putin's

00:30:07.460 perspective,

00:30:08.280 it doesn't

00:30:08.980 matter how

00:30:09.380 many people

00:30:09.820 he loses.

00:30:11.060 It only

00:30:11.580 matters if

00:30:12.080 he wins.

00:30:13.440 And I

00:30:13.820 think he

00:30:14.140 can tell

00:30:14.480 the story

00:30:14.900 now that

00:30:15.440 looks like

00:30:16.540 it's going

00:30:17.140 to win.

00:30:18.660 So did

00:30:20.680 you hear

00:30:20.940 that Ukraine,

00:30:21.820 I guess

00:30:22.120 Zelensky has

00:30:23.020 said that

00:30:23.760 Ukraine is

00:30:24.440 ready to

00:30:24.860 accept

00:30:25.280 neutral

00:30:26.540 non-nuclear

00:30:27.820 status.

00:30:29.760 Neutral

00:30:30.160 means no

00:30:30.860 NATO,

00:30:31.600 probably no

00:30:33.140 offensive

00:30:33.560 weapons and

00:30:34.780 no nuclear

00:30:35.360 weapons.

00:30:36.740 And that's

00:30:37.200 pretty much

00:30:38.040 what Russia

00:30:38.560 was asking

00:30:39.120 for.

00:30:40.540 So are

00:30:41.180 you telling

00:30:41.560 me that

00:30:41.900 we got

00:30:42.220 dragged into

00:30:42.800 a war that's

00:30:43.460 going to send

00:30:43.860 the world

00:30:44.340 into a

00:30:44.780 depression so

00:30:46.120 that Zelensky

00:30:46.900 could negotiate

00:30:47.760 to get what

00:30:48.600 was really

00:30:49.900 should have

00:30:50.560 been the

00:30:50.820 first offer?

00:30:52.740 That should

00:30:53.100 have been the

00:30:53.460 first offer.

00:30:54.900 Neutrality.

00:30:56.140 Who in the

00:30:56.600 hell talked

00:30:57.080 him out of

00:30:57.440 neutrality?

00:30:59.080 Biden,

00:30:59.740 right?

00:31:01.180 You have to

00:31:02.060 think that

00:31:02.520 only America

00:31:03.360 pushed Ukraine 0.93

00:31:04.580 into fighting.

00:31:06.240 I feel like

00:31:07.020 Ukraine would 0.96

00:31:07.640 have just

00:31:07.900 said,

00:31:08.140 hey,

00:31:08.280 how about

00:31:08.860 neutrality?

00:31:10.120 And then

00:31:10.440 Russia would 0.98

00:31:10.880 have said,

00:31:11.120 oh,

00:31:11.360 shoot,

00:31:12.420 we can't

00:31:12.940 attack them

00:31:13.480 if they're

00:31:13.800 offering

00:31:14.100 neutrality.

00:31:17.500 So I

00:31:19.460 guess

00:31:19.660 Afghanistan,

00:31:21.480 when the

00:31:22.400 Soviet Union

00:31:23.020 was in

00:31:23.400 there,

00:31:23.640 they lost

00:31:23.980 15,000

00:31:24.780 dead over

00:31:26.000 however many

00:31:26.620 years they

00:31:27.080 were there,

00:31:27.840 whereas Ukraine,

00:31:28.860 they may have

00:31:29.400 lost 15,000

00:31:30.400 already.

00:31:32.500 And so the

00:31:33.140 thinking is that

00:31:33.820 if you lose a

00:31:34.540 war, your

00:31:35.040 leadership is

00:31:35.940 doomed.

00:31:36.980 But if you

00:31:37.360 win a war,

00:31:37.940 it's probably

00:31:38.480 not going to

00:31:38.900 matter how

00:31:39.200 much it

00:31:39.460 costs,

00:31:40.340 as long as

00:31:40.660 you win.

00:31:42.060 And I

00:31:44.180 don't know,

00:31:44.500 I don't think

00:31:44.940 I've ever

00:31:45.320 hated Ukraine 0.75

00:31:46.020 more than

00:31:46.520 today.

00:31:49.020 Because I

00:31:49.680 feel like

00:31:50.120 Ukraine,

00:31:51.740 but maybe

00:31:52.440 the United

00:31:52.820 States forced

00:31:53.500 their hand,

00:31:54.060 that's very

00:31:54.560 possible.

00:31:55.360 So maybe I

00:31:56.120 should hate the

00:31:56.600 United States

00:31:57.100 government

00:31:57.500 first.

00:31:58.720 I say that

00:31:59.540 because I

00:31:59.980 think Ukraine

00:32:00.680 is not

00:32:02.600 engaged in

00:32:03.520 an honest

00:32:05.340 fight.

00:32:07.380 It feels

00:32:08.180 like there's

00:32:10.740 just something

00:32:11.220 going on here

00:32:11.880 that we don't

00:32:12.340 fully understand,

00:32:13.360 and I would

00:32:13.720 imagine it

00:32:14.260 has to do

00:32:14.600 with American

00:32:15.480 pressure and

00:32:16.600 how much

00:32:16.920 control we

00:32:17.500 have over

00:32:17.880 Zelensky.

00:32:19.260 So I don't

00:32:20.060 think there

00:32:20.400 are any

00:32:20.640 winners here.

00:32:22.120 Did you see

00:32:22.700 the videos,

00:32:23.500 and I hope

00:32:24.040 you don't,

00:32:25.140 of Ukraine

00:32:26.560 torturing

00:32:27.540 Russian

00:32:28.080 captives?

00:32:30.300 Torturing

00:32:30.740 them to

00:32:31.200 death.

00:32:32.340 Now,

00:32:32.660 I'm not

00:32:32.980 going to

00:32:33.180 explain the

00:32:34.860 specific nature

00:32:35.760 of the

00:32:36.020 torture,

00:32:36.520 because I

00:32:36.980 don't want

00:32:37.280 it in your

00:32:37.600 head.

00:32:39.580 Somebody said

00:32:40.240 it was fake.

00:32:41.120 It didn't

00:32:41.600 look fake to

00:32:42.120 me, but I

00:32:43.060 don't know

00:32:43.260 where it

00:32:43.460 came from

00:32:44.000 or anything

00:32:44.360 else.

00:32:45.780 And it

00:32:48.480 could be

00:32:48.800 fake.

00:32:49.220 By the way,

00:32:49.660 we should

00:32:50.100 always be

00:32:50.480 alert that no

00:32:51.140 matter how

00:32:51.680 real it

00:32:52.480 looks,

00:32:53.380 it could

00:32:53.740 be fake.

00:32:56.560 But to

00:32:58.940 me, it

00:32:59.180 looks like

00:32:59.620 Ukrainians

00:33:00.400 torturing.

00:33:03.980 And who

00:33:04.660 knows what's

00:33:05.180 true, right?

00:33:06.140 Who knows

00:33:06.580 what's true?

00:33:07.560 They sure

00:33:07.940 look real.

00:33:09.580 And I

00:33:13.020 don't know,

00:33:13.440 I feel like

00:33:14.260 you could hate

00:33:14.860 everybody in

00:33:15.520 this war.

00:33:16.960 I think both

00:33:17.820 sides have

00:33:18.360 given us

00:33:18.760 something to

00:33:19.340 hate, but

00:33:21.460 I guess we

00:33:22.940 have some

00:33:23.200 national interest

00:33:23.960 in backing

00:33:24.380 one side over

00:33:25.080 the other.

00:33:25.380 what if

00:33:29.240 Biden is

00:33:32.740 waiting for

00:33:33.180 Russia to

00:33:33.640 get rid of

00:33:34.020 all the

00:33:34.300 Nazis?

00:33:35.680 Do you

00:33:36.100 ever think

00:33:36.420 of that?

00:33:38.100 Because one

00:33:38.900 problem of

00:33:39.540 controlling

00:33:39.960 Ukraine is

00:33:40.640 that they

00:33:41.040 got a bunch

00:33:41.420 of Nazis. 0.56

00:33:42.800 It's like

00:33:43.100 how do you

00:33:43.700 support the

00:33:44.160 Nazis if

00:33:45.080 you're

00:33:45.240 supporting the

00:33:45.680 government?

00:33:46.720 What happens

00:33:47.200 if Russia

00:33:47.620 goes in and

00:33:48.180 kills all

00:33:48.580 the Nazis?

00:33:49.500 Can we

00:33:49.800 support Ukraine

00:33:50.820 better then?

00:33:52.300 Probably.

00:33:53.700 So one of

00:33:54.200 the weird

00:33:54.520 outcomes might

00:33:55.260 be that

00:33:55.800 Ukraine gets 0.72

00:33:57.240 denazified

00:33:58.020 because there

00:33:59.360 are actual

00:33:59.960 Nazis.

00:34:01.380 So if

00:34:02.860 Putin does

00:34:03.380 that, it's

00:34:05.040 definitely going

00:34:05.540 to be a

00:34:06.560 point for

00:34:06.960 him.

00:34:08.180 Let's see.

00:34:09.460 All right.

00:34:11.320 Today was a

00:34:12.480 slow news day.

00:34:14.320 Is there any

00:34:14.660 story I missed

00:34:15.360 that you would

00:34:15.820 like a comment

00:34:16.760 on?

00:34:17.380 Oh, and

00:34:20.400 also let me

00:34:21.800 mention, because

00:34:22.340 I don't know

00:34:22.680 if I've ever

00:34:23.100 mentioned that,

00:34:24.140 the Ukrainian

00:34:25.120 shelling of

00:34:25.960 the Donbass,

00:34:27.240 if I have

00:34:27.720 that right,

00:34:29.140 are the

00:34:29.740 Ukrainians the 0.69

00:34:30.460 good guys?

00:34:32.780 I don't think

00:34:33.560 there are any.

00:34:34.700 It looks like

00:34:35.460 all bad guys

00:34:36.160 fighting, but

00:34:36.820 we have national

00:34:38.080 interest perhaps

00:34:39.040 in one side

00:34:39.780 winning.

00:34:42.040 Yeah, to me

00:34:42.720 it looks like

00:34:43.120 all bad guys,

00:34:44.120 honestly.

00:34:44.500 So if

00:34:49.600 somebody's

00:34:49.960 saying that

00:34:50.440 what it means

00:34:51.340 to be a

00:34:51.720 Nazi in

00:34:52.560 Ukraine means

00:34:54.460 you're anti-Russian,

00:34:55.780 it doesn't mean

00:34:56.260 the same thing,

00:34:57.780 eh, eh, I

00:35:00.500 don't know.

00:35:01.280 I mean, I

00:35:01.820 understand the

00:35:02.520 point that

00:35:03.100 they're fighting

00:35:03.560 for a Jewish

00:35:04.340 leader, in a

00:35:06.780 way.

00:35:07.220 I mean, maybe

00:35:07.620 they're really

00:35:08.600 fighting for

00:35:09.100 themselves and

00:35:09.660 they just are

00:35:10.060 on the same

00:35:10.440 side.

00:35:11.540 But, I

00:35:12.220 don't know,

00:35:12.380 there's something

00:35:12.740 that's not

00:35:13.140 adding up there.

00:35:13.820 in Ukraine.

00:35:16.540 Like a lot

00:35:17.280 of it.

00:35:18.860 Where is

00:35:19.340 Fauci?

00:35:20.220 I think

00:35:20.500 Fauci just

00:35:21.060 earned a

00:35:21.360 vacation.

00:35:22.780 I think

00:35:23.020 that's all

00:35:23.400 that's going

00:35:23.780 on.

00:35:25.500 No, they 1.00

00:35:25.840 really like

00:35:26.320 Nazis.

00:35:26.900 Yeah, I

00:35:27.820 wouldn't

00:35:28.200 imagine that

00:35:28.940 they're only

00:35:29.540 play-acting

00:35:30.760 of being

00:35:31.140 Nazis.

00:35:33.940 You're

00:35:34.380 saying Zelensky

00:35:35.040 is a Jew

00:35:35.560 by name

00:35:36.060 only?

00:35:37.280 Well, I'm

00:35:38.820 not sure that

00:35:39.320 counts to

00:35:39.840 Nazis, does

00:35:40.520 it?

00:35:40.700 All right.

00:35:48.840 No

00:35:49.300 vax talk

00:35:49.920 today?

00:35:50.720 I don't,

00:35:51.300 well, the

00:35:51.640 only vax talk

00:35:52.660 was at

00:35:53.540 United Airlines

00:35:54.440 who has

00:35:54.960 dropped the

00:35:55.540 vaccination

00:35:56.300 requirement.

00:35:58.160 So I

00:35:58.680 think the

00:35:58.980 news on

00:35:59.860 vaccinations

00:36:01.980 is just

00:36:02.640 going to be

00:36:02.980 that the

00:36:04.120 mandates are

00:36:04.680 going to

00:36:04.880 start dropping.

00:36:07.020 China

00:36:07.460 lockdown, I

00:36:08.500 don't know,

00:36:08.740 I'm not

00:36:08.900 hearing much

00:36:09.320 about it.

00:36:13.240 Biden

00:36:13.640 seizing

00:36:14.280 wealth of

00:36:15.020 the, yeah,

00:36:17.000 we've talked

00:36:17.360 about that.

00:36:19.260 What's

00:36:19.580 this?

00:36:21.520 It was a

00:36:22.100 palm strike

00:36:22.740 and not a

00:36:23.200 slap, which 1.00

00:36:23.900 could easily

00:36:24.440 KO a 0.53

00:36:25.120 man.

00:36:26.380 Yeah, but

00:36:26.960 it didn't.

00:36:28.160 So, you

00:36:29.540 know, I

00:36:30.120 get the

00:36:31.340 difference.

00:36:32.580 So I get

00:36:33.060 the difference

00:36:33.580 that if

00:36:35.700 you slapped

00:36:36.160 hard enough

00:36:36.700 and the

00:36:37.040 person slapping

00:36:37.820 is big

00:36:38.180 enough, you

00:36:38.700 could do

00:36:38.980 damage.

00:36:39.840 But since

00:36:40.280 damage was

00:36:40.900 not done,

00:36:42.640 we might

00:36:43.380 assume that

00:36:43.980 that was

00:36:44.400 the amount

00:36:45.780 of force

00:36:46.380 he meant

00:36:46.780 to use.

00:36:52.340 Hangman's 0.50

00:36:52.980 work on

00:36:53.400 Mexican

00:36:53.800 Bridge,

00:36:54.360 what?

00:36:56.500 Is the

00:36:57.200 vehicle shortage

00:36:57.980 real?

00:36:58.840 Yes.

00:36:59.620 If you've

00:36:59.960 tried to

00:37:00.260 buy a

00:37:00.560 vehicle,

00:37:01.200 there's

00:37:01.400 definitely

00:37:01.660 a shortage.

00:37:04.820 How do

00:37:05.460 we know

00:37:05.660 physical

00:37:06.080 damage was

00:37:06.660 not done?

00:37:07.060 We don't

00:37:07.380 know that,

00:37:08.120 but there's

00:37:09.300 no report

00:37:09.880 of it.

00:37:11.040 So it's

00:37:11.380 the absence

00:37:11.880 of evidence

00:37:12.580 for it is

00:37:13.220 all we

00:37:13.480 have.

00:37:20.560 Yeah.

00:37:21.500 Yeah, the

00:37:21.900 vehicle shortage

00:37:22.720 is very

00:37:23.120 real.

00:37:25.360 Wouldn't

00:37:25.760 have slapped

00:37:26.400 Dwayne

00:37:26.940 Johnson.

00:37:27.800 Yeah.

00:37:29.640 If the

00:37:31.000 Smiths had 0.96

00:37:31.460 walked down,

00:37:32.200 it would have

00:37:32.440 been...

00:37:32.700 Well, remember,

00:37:33.400 he was up for

00:37:33.860 an Academy

00:37:34.280 Award.

00:37:34.680 I guess

00:37:35.840 that would

00:37:36.120 have been

00:37:36.340 more impactful,

00:37:37.640 but I

00:37:38.180 think you

00:37:38.480 need to

00:37:38.820 go up

00:37:39.100 and get

00:37:39.360 your

00:37:39.620 award.

00:37:43.040 Somebody's

00:37:43.540 dealership is

00:37:44.140 overflowing,

00:37:45.600 they say.

00:37:48.820 Rock's

00:37:49.260 jaw looked

00:37:49.960 askew.

00:37:51.280 Well, he

00:37:51.600 kept talking,

00:37:53.340 so it

00:37:53.660 couldn't have

00:37:53.900 been that

00:37:54.180 better.

00:37:55.880 Look up

00:37:56.400 Gervais'

00:37:57.560 reaction,

00:37:58.420 Ricky

00:37:58.620 Gervais.

00:37:59.880 What did

00:38:00.300 Ricky Gervais

00:38:01.000 say?

00:38:01.240 Okay.

00:38:04.680 I'm sure

00:38:06.540 it was

00:38:06.780 funny.

00:38:07.480 I will

00:38:07.760 look up

00:38:08.080 that.

00:38:11.820 When

00:38:12.180 you're

00:38:12.400 starting

00:38:12.620 your

00:38:12.840 stories,

00:38:13.560 well,

00:38:13.880 I'll do

00:38:14.080 that for

00:38:15.220 my evening

00:38:15.760 broadcast.

00:38:18.460 Turns out

00:38:18.980 I have a

00:38:19.320 lot of

00:38:19.540 stories.

00:38:24.100 Boy,

00:38:24.500 do I

00:38:24.660 have a

00:38:24.860 lot of

00:38:25.100 stories.

00:38:26.720 You should

00:38:27.240 hear the

00:38:27.540 stories I

00:38:27.980 can't tell

00:38:28.440 you.

00:38:29.360 If you

00:38:29.860 think the

00:38:30.200 stories I

00:38:30.640 tell you

00:38:30.980 are good,

00:38:31.840 just imagine

00:38:32.500 the stuff I

00:38:33.020 don't tell

00:38:33.420 you.

00:38:34.680 C-O-U-G-H-Y. 1.00

00:38:42.160 Okay,

00:38:42.580 that's good.

00:38:43.940 That's good.

00:38:44.740 Coffee.

00:38:47.680 Locals or

00:38:48.300 YouTube are

00:38:48.720 both?

00:38:48.960 When I do

00:38:49.320 the evening

00:38:49.900 shows, I

00:38:50.600 only do

00:38:50.920 those on

00:38:51.620 locals,

00:38:52.780 because the

00:38:53.880 content is,

00:38:54.760 let's say,

00:38:55.160 not as

00:38:55.860 YouTube

00:38:56.940 friendly as

00:38:58.760 it could

00:38:59.360 be.

00:39:01.220 We'd be

00:39:01.820 having a

00:39:02.180 different

00:39:02.380 conversation if

00:39:03.220 Will Smith

00:39:03.780 were white.

00:39:04.680 True.

00:39:07.640 True enough.

00:39:10.160 Are you

00:39:10.600 ruling out

00:39:11.280 Chris Rock

00:39:12.020 being in

00:39:12.500 on it?

00:39:12.800 Yes, I

00:39:13.220 am ruling

00:39:13.560 that out.

00:39:15.960 In fact,

00:39:17.140 if he were

00:39:17.680 in on it

00:39:18.180 and he

00:39:18.620 allowed him

00:39:19.420 to hit

00:39:19.740 him that

00:39:20.760 hard,

00:39:23.520 somebody

00:39:23.900 says,

00:39:24.240 what if

00:39:24.480 Jada did

00:39:25.060 the slap?

00:39:27.160 No.

00:39:28.660 Well, I

00:39:29.160 still would

00:39:29.540 have been in

00:39:29.880 favor of it,

00:39:30.420 I guess.

00:39:31.420 But I

00:39:32.100 don't know.

00:39:32.620 It's better if

00:39:33.340 her man did

00:39:33.800 it.

00:39:36.960 Oh,

00:39:37.260 Gina Carano

00:39:37.980 has been

00:39:38.360 brought back

00:39:38.820 for Mandalorian

00:39:39.620 season four.

00:39:40.720 Really?

00:39:42.260 Interesting.

00:39:48.760 Mike Tyson

00:39:49.700 said,

00:39:50.760 social media

00:39:51.460 made you

00:39:51.940 all way

00:39:52.300 too comfortable

00:39:53.000 with

00:39:53.340 disrespecting

00:39:54.180 people and

00:39:54.700 not getting

00:39:55.180 punched in

00:39:55.740 the face

00:39:56.100 for it.

00:39:56.540 Oh,

00:39:56.940 there we go.

00:40:00.000 So that's

00:40:02.280 Mike Tyson

00:40:02.960 basically

00:40:04.040 agreeing with

00:40:05.320 Jordan

00:40:06.860 Peterson.

00:40:08.100 Did he

00:40:08.640 ever think

00:40:09.040 you'd see

00:40:09.340 that in

00:40:09.660 one day?

00:40:10.380 I mean,

00:40:10.620 why not?

00:40:11.220 I mean,

00:40:11.480 there's no

00:40:11.960 reason he

00:40:12.300 wouldn't.

00:40:13.120 But the

00:40:14.040 Mike Tyson

00:40:15.160 version of

00:40:15.780 it is like

00:40:16.400 the,

00:40:17.300 let's say,

00:40:18.380 the street

00:40:18.880 version of

00:40:19.540 what Jordan

00:40:19.960 Peterson is

00:40:20.520 saying.

00:40:21.120 The implied

00:40:22.100 risk of

00:40:22.960 male violence

00:40:23.820 is the only

00:40:24.780 thing holding

00:40:25.200 society together.

00:40:26.900 And that's

00:40:27.320 basically what

00:40:27.900 Tyson is saying.

00:40:28.540 in his

00:40:29.700 Tyson way.

00:40:37.580 Does

00:40:38.060 Robin

00:40:38.580 Givens

00:40:39.300 have a

00:40:39.660 statement

00:40:39.920 to make?

00:40:40.680 What?

00:40:42.260 Watch the

00:40:42.900 Ricky Gervais

00:40:43.840 and then do

00:40:44.380 a report.

00:40:44.960 All right,

00:40:45.200 I will.

00:40:48.660 Oh,

00:40:49.200 Jordan

00:40:49.440 Peterson

00:40:49.780 says there's

00:40:50.480 no cost

00:40:51.120 for rudeness

00:40:51.780 and disrespect.

00:40:52.760 Well,

00:40:54.100 yes.

00:40:55.820 Switchblades.

00:40:56.400 Are you

00:40:56.560 talking about

00:40:56.960 the drones,

00:40:57.760 the switchblades?

00:40:59.200 How many

00:41:00.340 of you,

00:41:00.720 let me ask

00:41:01.080 you this

00:41:01.300 question.

00:41:02.100 How many

00:41:02.520 of you

00:41:02.780 think that

00:41:03.380 the Ukrainians

00:41:04.100 are using

00:41:04.540 some,

00:41:05.760 maybe not

00:41:06.400 widespread,

00:41:07.380 but some

00:41:08.120 technology that

00:41:09.340 we're not

00:41:09.680 hearing reported

00:41:10.400 about and

00:41:11.120 that is

00:41:11.400 working?

00:41:16.480 Probably.

00:41:17.180 Probably

00:41:17.480 some.

00:41:18.480 Even if

00:41:18.980 it's just

00:41:19.980 communication or

00:41:20.880 something.

00:41:22.140 Yeah,

00:41:22.380 it seems

00:41:22.640 likely.

00:41:23.860 We'll find

00:41:24.560 out about

00:41:24.920 that.

00:41:25.180 Okay.

00:41:28.540 All right.

00:41:32.080 Uh-huh.

00:41:34.680 A switchblade

00:41:35.440 is like a

00:41:37.040 hand grenade

00:41:37.520 that you

00:41:37.880 can throw

00:41:38.240 for miles.

00:41:40.260 What does

00:41:41.200 the cartoonist

00:41:41.960 think about

00:41:42.540 Tesla stock?

00:41:43.560 Well,

00:41:46.100 here's what I

00:41:46.840 think.

00:41:48.500 I own

00:41:49.520 Tesla stock,

00:41:50.560 first of all,

00:41:51.140 so full

00:41:51.760 disclosure,

00:41:52.420 I own

00:41:52.700 Tesla stock.

00:41:54.100 And I

00:41:54.740 bought it

00:41:55.100 when I

00:41:55.400 heard the

00:41:56.600 following.

00:41:58.660 I heard this

00:41:59.560 from Adam

00:42:00.340 Scrabble,

00:42:01.340 that Tesla

00:42:04.680 is an

00:42:05.400 energy play,

00:42:07.560 not a

00:42:08.340 car play.

00:42:10.360 And when I

00:42:11.080 heard that,

00:42:11.440 I was like,

00:42:11.820 oh,

00:42:12.120 shoot,

00:42:13.300 it is.

00:42:14.080 It's an

00:42:14.380 energy play.

00:42:15.660 And it's

00:42:15.960 probably the

00:42:17.880 energy source,

00:42:19.420 especially the

00:42:20.300 battery part.

00:42:21.300 I think the

00:42:21.820 battery part and

00:42:22.720 then the solar

00:42:23.260 part will be

00:42:25.320 gigantic.

00:42:27.360 So,

00:42:28.100 to me,

00:42:28.860 it's not about

00:42:29.300 how many cars

00:42:29.860 they sold.

00:42:30.280 it's about

00:42:31.300 whether he's

00:42:31.880 created an

00:42:32.800 environment which

00:42:34.220 makes the

00:42:35.220 battery business

00:42:36.100 make sense.

00:42:38.180 And it does.

00:42:45.420 Oh,

00:42:46.800 here's the

00:42:47.520 Ricky Gervais.

00:42:48.880 All right,

00:42:49.120 I'll look it up.

00:42:51.420 Ukraine is

00:42:52.060 texting Russian

00:42:52.800 soldiers to

00:42:53.480 surrender.

00:42:55.920 Elon has

00:42:56.720 COVID again,

00:42:57.400 really?

00:43:00.280 Here's a

00:43:01.880 question for

00:43:02.380 you.

00:43:02.800 How in the

00:43:03.220 world have I

00:43:03.720 not gotten

00:43:04.320 COVID?

00:43:06.400 How many of

00:43:07.100 you have

00:43:07.440 never gotten

00:43:08.000 COVID?

00:43:09.400 I feel like

00:43:10.160 everybody got

00:43:10.780 it but me.

00:43:13.900 Yeah,

00:43:14.360 okay,

00:43:14.620 a lot of

00:43:14.920 people never

00:43:15.300 got it.

00:43:15.780 I mean,

00:43:16.280 statistically,

00:43:17.380 I should be

00:43:18.400 seeing lots of

00:43:18.960 people,

00:43:19.220 yeah.

00:43:20.560 It makes me

00:43:21.820 wonder if

00:43:23.220 there's something

00:43:25.340 about me

00:43:26.120 or it's

00:43:27.980 something about

00:43:28.400 the virus

00:43:29.000 and me.

00:43:30.900 Do you

00:43:31.220 think it's

00:43:31.560 just a lack

00:43:32.180 of exposure?

00:43:34.480 No,

00:43:34.720 you know,

00:43:35.380 but I've

00:43:37.100 had enough

00:43:37.500 exposure since

00:43:38.880 Omicron.

00:43:39.940 I definitely

00:43:40.700 would have been

00:43:41.160 exposed to

00:43:41.660 Omicron.

00:43:42.940 Like,

00:43:43.260 you know,

00:43:43.460 Omicron's

00:43:43.920 everywhere.

00:43:44.780 So how did

00:43:45.720 I not get

00:43:46.200 Omicron at

00:43:46.860 least?

00:43:47.260 I mean,

00:43:47.480 I understand

00:43:47.900 how I didn't

00:43:48.340 get the first

00:43:48.800 version.

00:43:49.180 I stayed

00:43:49.440 home.

00:43:50.920 Yeah,

00:43:51.620 I think maybe

00:43:52.360 cannabis is

00:43:53.000 protective.

00:43:53.700 I actually

00:43:54.080 wonder that.

00:43:55.340 All right,

00:43:55.720 let me ask

00:43:56.860 a new

00:43:57.120 question.

00:43:58.920 This is a

00:43:59.640 very specific

00:44:00.300 question.

00:44:01.620 Is there

00:44:02.100 anybody here

00:44:02.800 who's a

00:44:04.000 chronic,

00:44:04.920 meaning

00:44:05.240 every day,

00:44:06.780 smoker of

00:44:07.520 cannabis,

00:44:08.140 let's say

00:44:08.520 a legal

00:44:09.060 user?

00:44:10.520 Is there

00:44:10.820 anybody who

00:44:11.180 smokes pot

00:44:11.660 every day

00:44:12.340 and also

00:44:13.340 got COVID?

00:44:15.020 No,

00:44:15.500 hold on,

00:44:16.040 and also

00:44:16.600 got COVID?

00:44:17.720 Two things.

00:44:18.480 You've got

00:44:18.780 to be,

00:44:20.300 okay,

00:44:20.900 I got some

00:44:21.240 yeses.

00:44:23.780 Lots of

00:44:24.340 yeses,

00:44:24.800 okay.

00:44:25.340 I would

00:44:26.420 consider that

00:44:26.940 question asked

00:44:27.920 and answered.

00:44:29.280 Yeah,

00:44:29.580 okay.

00:44:30.240 So it is

00:44:30.800 not protective

00:44:31.520 anecdotally.

00:44:33.540 I mean,

00:44:33.880 it's not a

00:44:34.340 research study,

00:44:35.120 but anecdotally,

00:44:36.300 there are lots

00:44:36.740 of people who

00:44:37.280 have smoked

00:44:38.680 all day

00:44:39.220 and got

00:44:39.640 COVID.

00:44:41.180 Okay.

00:44:44.860 Huh.

00:44:46.440 You're a bit

00:44:47.060 of a recluse?

00:44:47.920 Well,

00:44:48.320 I'm more of a

00:44:48.800 recluse than

00:44:49.300 most,

00:44:49.580 but certainly

00:44:51.180 every member,

00:44:52.400 every person

00:44:52.880 I deal

00:44:55.160 with

00:44:55.580 has been

00:44:58.280 exposed to

00:44:58.860 it

00:44:59.300 somehow.

00:45:01.540 All right,

00:45:02.120 that is all.

00:45:03.560 Do you know,

00:45:03.940 no,

00:45:04.240 I haven't had

00:45:04.620 my antibodies

00:45:05.220 tested,

00:45:05.800 so that's a

00:45:06.160 good point.

00:45:06.940 I might have

00:45:07.760 had it and

00:45:08.220 don't know

00:45:08.720 about it.

00:45:09.400 That is

00:45:09.700 totally possible.

00:45:11.200 All right,

00:45:11.560 that's it for

00:45:11.940 today.

00:45:12.860 Bye-bye,

00:45:13.380 YouTube.

00:45:13.820 I'll see you

00:45:14.160 tomorrow.

00:45:14.380 Bye-bye.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - March 28, 2022

Episode 1696 Scott Adams： Will Smith Makes the Oscars Watchable Again. Plus Some Ukraine Stuff

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