Real Coffee with Scott Adams - March 28, 2022


Episode 1696 Scott Adams： Will Smith Makes the Oscars Watchable Again. Plus Some Ukraine Stuff


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

138.85205

Word Count

6,351

Sentence Count

524

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary

Jada Pinkett Smith has alopecia, a condition where she loses all of her hair. Chris Rock makes a joke about it and she laughs. What do you do when someone humiliates your wife for her physical condition in public?


Transcript

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00:00:56.120 All right.
00:00:59.240 Well, Elon Musk continues to be serious, he says by tweet, about building his own social media platform.
00:01:09.140 Maybe with open algorithms and more free speech.
00:01:13.500 So he tweeted that he is serious about that.
00:01:15.660 But do you imagine that he would build one instead of buy one?
00:01:20.700 Why would you build one when you could far more easily buy one, I think?
00:01:27.100 I don't know.
00:01:28.100 So I wonder if he's on a shopping trip or a building trip.
00:01:32.360 We'll see.
00:01:33.200 If he bought one, he'd have to change it.
00:01:35.880 So we'll see.
00:01:37.040 Well, did everybody hear about the Oscars last night?
00:01:42.440 Huh?
00:01:42.800 Well, did anybody hear about that?
00:01:45.520 Well, there was a little drama because Chris Rock was hosting and made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's hair.
00:01:56.900 You know, her head is bald.
00:01:58.660 And maybe somebody could do a fact check on me.
00:02:03.780 Does anybody know if Chris Rock was aware that she has alopecia, a physical condition where you lose your hair?
00:02:12.660 Does anybody know if Chris Rock knew that?
00:02:15.880 He should have, right?
00:02:16.740 Because that was public?
00:02:17.780 You didn't know, but did anybody know?
00:02:25.540 Yeah, I haven't seen that.
00:02:27.280 That seems rather important, doesn't it?
00:02:29.800 Okay.
00:02:31.780 Well, if you didn't know, alopecia is a condition some people have in which they lose all of their hair.
00:02:36.820 So not just the hair on their head, but basically, you know, eyebrows, everything else.
00:02:42.980 And let me tell you, if you have this condition, alopecia, or any other physical condition, any other physical condition, do you like it when people make jokes at your expense?
00:02:57.420 Now, here's something not all of you know, and it's an important context for this story.
00:03:06.100 Jokes are jokes, right?
00:03:08.020 You don't get mad at a joke.
00:03:09.700 You don't punch somebody over a joke.
00:03:11.580 Am I right?
00:03:12.160 Would everybody agree with that?
00:03:13.940 That you do not resort to physical violence over a frickin' joke?
00:03:19.320 We're all on the same page with that, right?
00:03:22.720 I think so, right?
00:03:24.380 Jokes are jokes.
00:03:25.320 You don't punch people for jokes.
00:03:28.220 Now, what do you do when somebody makes fun of your wife's physical condition and humiliates her in public?
00:03:35.060 Now, answer that question.
00:03:36.860 Separate question.
00:03:38.160 What do you do if somebody publicly humiliates your wife for her physical condition she can't change in public while she's sitting there?
00:03:47.600 Is that a joke?
00:03:50.640 So here's the question.
00:03:52.040 Was that a joke?
00:03:55.120 Well, he laughed.
00:03:57.420 Because when you get pointed out, you laugh, typically.
00:04:01.180 I mean, you would laugh just for being pointed out, even if you didn't think it was funny, you know.
00:04:04.640 So he was sort of the topic.
00:04:06.960 So he just, you know.
00:04:08.700 He had a first reaction.
00:04:11.620 Then he saw her reaction.
00:04:13.880 Because I have to admit, when I first heard the joke, I had to, like, process it a little bit.
00:04:17.400 I was like, what's that about?
00:04:19.080 Oh, the hair.
00:04:20.380 Is she in a new movie?
00:04:21.680 Then I thought, was there a new movie I don't know about?
00:04:24.680 G.I. Jane 2 or something.
00:04:26.060 So it took me a while to process the joke.
00:04:28.620 Maybe it took, might have taken Will Smith a beat as well.
00:04:32.520 Now, here's something that a professional humorist knows.
00:04:37.480 Something I know.
00:04:39.320 Somebody told me I didn't understand jokes today on Twitter.
00:04:43.280 I calculated that I have written something in the neighborhood of 12,000 professional jokes.
00:04:52.440 Meaning I got paid for it.
00:04:54.820 12,000.
00:04:56.920 I know what a joke is.
00:04:59.640 I kind of do it for a living.
00:05:02.060 Really.
00:05:03.400 Now, here's a rule for humor.
00:05:07.620 However, did you know that all humorists get canceled if they make fun of somebody's health condition,
00:05:15.480 that they can't change?
00:05:16.980 Did you know that?
00:05:17.920 You can still get away with, and I'm not sure you should,
00:05:21.960 but you can still get away with mocking people for things that maybe they could change, such as weight.
00:05:27.240 I'm not so sure people can change weight.
00:05:29.300 That's a question about free will and addiction and all kinds of things.
00:05:33.600 So that's sort of a philosophical question.
00:05:35.800 But that's the only gray area.
00:05:40.360 Let me tell you what's not a gray area.
00:05:43.860 Mocking somebody for a physical condition they can't change.
00:05:48.440 How many people here, and I'm actually genuinely curious,
00:05:52.060 so I'm not playing you.
00:05:55.120 This is genuinely curious.
00:05:56.440 How many of you think that a joke about somebody's physical health,
00:06:00.540 that they can't change,
00:06:02.640 should be, let's say, socially allowable?
00:06:05.800 Under the condition that it's just a joke.
00:06:10.180 How many of you would be okay with that as just a joke?
00:06:13.220 Physical condition.
00:06:16.620 Some of you would be.
00:06:17.920 Yeah, under the guise of free speech.
00:06:21.820 Now, hold on.
00:06:22.780 Is making fun of somebody's physical condition when they're in the room
00:06:32.580 the same as making fun of it when they're not in the room?
00:06:37.440 Not really.
00:06:38.760 It's not really the same.
00:06:40.620 I mean, they're the same in some ways.
00:06:44.160 All right, so I see there's great disagreement here.
00:06:46.260 But let me tell you, despite your belief of what it should be,
00:06:52.080 let me explain to you from the perspective of a professional humorist.
00:06:57.580 That would be me.
00:06:59.280 Let me tell you what the rule is.
00:07:01.440 If you make fun of somebody's physical condition that they can't change,
00:07:07.060 there's going to be some severe pushback.
00:07:09.400 Did everybody know that?
00:07:11.000 How many of you knew that every time, no exception,
00:07:14.560 if you publicly make fun of any group's or person's physical condition
00:07:19.180 that they can't change,
00:07:20.880 there will be severe pushback every time?
00:07:23.720 How many knew that?
00:07:25.120 Every time.
00:07:26.300 There's no exception to that.
00:07:27.400 Now, how do professional humorists learn
00:07:30.340 not to make the mistake that Chris Rock made?
00:07:33.120 Now, he might not have known it was a physical condition,
00:07:35.480 so that's a separate question.
00:07:38.780 Every humorist knows that.
00:07:40.900 Everybody who's worked for a while knows you just don't do that.
00:07:43.880 And if you do, you're going to pay for it,
00:07:45.340 and you're not going to be happy about it.
00:07:47.580 There's nobody who thinks the joke is worth it.
00:07:50.820 If you do it for a living,
00:07:52.880 that kind of joke, never worth it,
00:07:54.840 no matter how funny it is.
00:07:55.880 Now, the other thing that Chris Rock got wrong,
00:07:59.160 and he really got this wrong,
00:08:01.260 and this is a hard rule of humor,
00:08:04.220 the funnier the joke,
00:08:06.140 the more you can get away with.
00:08:08.820 Would you agree?
00:08:10.140 The funnier the joke,
00:08:11.860 the less people are going to be offended,
00:08:13.340 because then they really see the joke part.
00:08:15.500 If the joke is weak,
00:08:17.680 then the offensive part looks bigger than the joke.
00:08:20.460 That's what he did.
00:08:22.260 So Rock made the mistake of having a bad joke
00:08:24.940 about the worst thing you could joke about,
00:08:27.360 a physical condition.
00:08:28.720 Well, the person's right in the audience.
00:08:31.380 It's pretty bad.
00:08:33.560 Now, how many of you would recognize the following quote?
00:08:39.360 This is something that somebody said.
00:08:41.540 See if you can identify who said it.
00:08:43.400 The quote is,
00:08:45.900 oh, there's a reason,
00:08:47.580 you're just not supposed to do it.
00:08:50.180 Oh, there's a reason,
00:08:52.180 you're just not supposed to do it.
00:08:54.240 Who said that?
00:08:57.760 That's what Chris Rock said
00:08:59.500 in a stand-up special
00:09:01.940 about hitting women.
00:09:04.100 That's what he said.
00:09:08.320 He said that
00:09:09.580 when men hit women,
00:09:11.780 everybody says you're not supposed to do it.
00:09:14.460 And then Chris Rock jokes,
00:09:16.540 oh, there's a reason,
00:09:18.160 you're just not supposed to do it.
00:09:20.120 They say there's no reason to do it.
00:09:22.280 So keep in mind
00:09:23.360 that Chris Rock has a little history
00:09:26.000 about
00:09:26.460 thinking that there might be some places
00:09:29.320 that
00:09:29.760 somebody deserves to get hit.
00:09:31.880 I mean, he said that in public.
00:09:34.660 There are situations
00:09:35.460 in which you deserve to be hit,
00:09:37.140 but you shouldn't be.
00:09:38.600 So he's not in favor of violence,
00:09:40.420 let me be clear.
00:09:41.820 He just thinks
00:09:42.440 there might be a situation
00:09:43.440 where maybe you should be.
00:09:47.660 I think this question
00:09:49.420 was really a,
00:09:50.360 like a Rorschach,
00:09:52.660 somebody on Twitter said this,
00:09:54.080 a Rorschach test
00:09:55.080 about the viewer.
00:09:57.460 The whole Will Smith thing
00:09:58.800 is really about you
00:10:00.880 isn't it?
00:10:02.200 It's almost not even about them,
00:10:03.720 it's about how you processed it.
00:10:05.760 I'll tell you how I processed it,
00:10:07.740 but I'm not going to try
00:10:08.740 to impose my opinion
00:10:10.480 of this event on you.
00:10:12.960 Would we all agree
00:10:13.960 there's no reason
00:10:14.960 to impose my opinion
00:10:16.300 about this on you?
00:10:17.460 But I'll tell you what it is.
00:10:19.100 I have a public opinion
00:10:20.480 and a private opinion.
00:10:22.080 My public opinion is this.
00:10:24.660 This is no call for violence.
00:10:27.260 There's no excuse
00:10:28.420 for violence in this situation.
00:10:29.820 Everybody good?
00:10:31.940 Everybody good?
00:10:33.260 That's my public opinion.
00:10:35.740 Publicly,
00:10:36.900 violence is disavowed.
00:10:40.740 I think you're all
00:10:41.740 comfortable with that.
00:10:42.780 Now let me give you
00:10:43.700 my private opinion.
00:10:49.360 I'm completely happy with it.
00:10:51.920 Completely happy.
00:10:53.580 Here's what I saw.
00:10:54.640 Number one,
00:10:56.640 the question,
00:10:57.140 was it a real slap?
00:10:58.360 I think 100% yes.
00:11:00.760 Now,
00:11:01.660 I looked at the situation,
00:11:03.580 I looked at the reactions
00:11:04.560 of the people,
00:11:05.860 yeah,
00:11:06.200 that was real.
00:11:07.320 So if you think
00:11:08.080 it wasn't real,
00:11:09.160 you're in a whole different
00:11:10.120 world than I am.
00:11:11.960 I suppose anything
00:11:12.980 could be fake,
00:11:14.620 but I don't see it.
00:11:15.780 That looked as real
00:11:16.760 as anything could look.
00:11:17.540 Number two,
00:11:20.120 it was a slap,
00:11:21.140 not a punch.
00:11:22.940 Can I explain things
00:11:24.160 to maybe the female
00:11:25.880 viewers here?
00:11:27.040 Something that the men
00:11:28.060 can understand
00:11:28.920 a little bit better.
00:11:30.500 If you punch a man,
00:11:31.980 you're trying to hurt him.
00:11:34.020 Am I right?
00:11:35.200 If you punch a man
00:11:36.200 in the face,
00:11:36.740 you're trying to hurt him.
00:11:38.440 If you slap a man
00:11:39.840 in the face,
00:11:40.420 especially in front
00:11:41.220 of other people,
00:11:42.440 you're trying to humiliate him.
00:11:45.040 Am I right?
00:11:45.760 If you could read
00:11:49.080 Smith's intention,
00:11:51.660 he wasn't trying
00:11:52.380 to hurt him,
00:11:53.020 he was trying
00:11:53.420 to humiliate him.
00:11:55.660 Now,
00:11:56.280 is it fair
00:11:57.100 to humiliate somebody
00:11:59.420 in response
00:12:01.600 to someone
00:12:02.340 humiliating your wife,
00:12:04.440 not only in public,
00:12:05.560 in front of the world,
00:12:06.860 but in front
00:12:07.340 of all of her peers?
00:12:09.740 If you said no,
00:12:12.220 I would respect
00:12:13.500 your opinion.
00:12:14.040 But if you said
00:12:15.700 yes,
00:12:16.840 I would also
00:12:17.580 respect your opinion.
00:12:19.680 Can I do that?
00:12:21.080 Can I respect
00:12:21.740 both opinions?
00:12:23.480 I think I can.
00:12:25.340 Because, you know,
00:12:26.180 they both are based
00:12:26.860 on reason.
00:12:28.120 To say there should
00:12:28.940 never be a good reason
00:12:29.780 for violence,
00:12:30.480 that's a good
00:12:31.640 philosophical stand.
00:12:34.220 But,
00:12:35.080 what did you
00:12:37.400 and your spouse
00:12:38.160 say about it
00:12:38.920 in private?
00:12:39.520 I'll bet
00:12:42.680 your spouse
00:12:43.180 said something
00:12:43.860 like,
00:12:45.580 good.
00:12:48.440 And I bet
00:12:49.100 a lot of you
00:12:49.580 said in private,
00:12:50.700 yeah, good.
00:12:52.540 Didn't you?
00:12:53.580 Now,
00:12:54.040 if you process
00:12:54.660 this as a punch,
00:12:57.160 then I think
00:12:57.760 it would be reasonable
00:12:58.760 to have a different opinion.
00:12:59.980 If you process
00:13:00.980 it as him
00:13:01.680 giving humiliation
00:13:02.740 for humiliation,
00:13:03.680 and you understand
00:13:05.800 that Rock
00:13:06.360 crossed the line
00:13:08.460 for humor.
00:13:11.520 Right?
00:13:11.800 There is a well-defined
00:13:13.100 social box
00:13:14.320 for humor.
00:13:16.980 And Chris Rock
00:13:18.320 went outside it.
00:13:19.560 Now,
00:13:19.860 I don't object
00:13:20.520 to people
00:13:20.880 going outside the box.
00:13:22.360 That's not the problem.
00:13:23.740 Because humorists
00:13:24.760 go outside the box,
00:13:25.700 they test things,
00:13:26.560 they get slapped,
00:13:27.920 they go back,
00:13:28.580 right?
00:13:28.740 So you should have
00:13:29.880 some kind of
00:13:30.360 creative tension
00:13:31.200 at the corners.
00:13:32.100 That's okay.
00:13:33.460 But,
00:13:33.940 the only way
00:13:34.740 the whole system works
00:13:35.920 is if Will Smith
00:13:39.800 slaps Chris Rock
00:13:41.560 in public.
00:13:43.320 Let me tell you
00:13:44.120 something that
00:13:44.700 Jordan Peterson
00:13:45.360 said a while ago,
00:13:46.420 and I hope
00:13:46.880 I'm getting this right.
00:13:47.780 Can somebody
00:13:48.140 do me a fact check
00:13:49.260 on this?
00:13:49.620 Because I'm not
00:13:49.960 100% right
00:13:50.880 that I'm going
00:13:51.920 to represent
00:13:52.360 his opinion.
00:13:53.180 Because when you
00:13:54.120 represent the opinions
00:13:54.960 of people who are
00:13:55.500 smarter than you are,
00:13:57.620 it's pretty hard.
00:13:58.740 Because they usually
00:13:59.820 have a little nuance
00:14:00.660 that you're not
00:14:01.140 catching on to.
00:14:02.420 But,
00:14:02.940 I believe that
00:14:03.960 Jordan Peterson
00:14:05.000 has said something
00:14:06.400 roughly like this.
00:14:08.400 That the implied
00:14:09.700 violence of men,
00:14:11.280 implied violence,
00:14:12.460 you know,
00:14:12.660 the risk of it,
00:14:14.800 is the only thing
00:14:15.520 or important element
00:14:17.240 of keeping
00:14:17.780 civilization together.
00:14:20.040 You couldn't
00:14:20.900 have a civilization
00:14:21.880 without the
00:14:23.420 continuous,
00:14:24.700 ever-present
00:14:25.380 risk
00:14:26.040 of male violence.
00:14:27.820 And it's one
00:14:28.980 of those things
00:14:29.480 that you don't
00:14:30.040 think about too
00:14:30.720 much.
00:14:31.640 But when he says
00:14:32.280 it,
00:14:32.440 you go,
00:14:33.020 you know,
00:14:34.200 there isn't
00:14:34.700 anything that
00:14:35.380 would work
00:14:35.960 without the
00:14:37.640 ever-present
00:14:38.420 continuous threat
00:14:39.540 of male violence.
00:14:41.480 Here's a little
00:14:42.240 parlor trick for you.
00:14:44.500 Next time you're
00:14:45.180 in a car,
00:14:46.260 and let's say
00:14:46.920 you're not driving,
00:14:48.160 and somebody
00:14:48.720 tailgates you,
00:14:50.640 pulls right up
00:14:51.200 to your bumper.
00:14:53.080 And it's not
00:14:53.740 really a situation
00:14:54.480 where that's called
00:14:55.200 for.
00:14:55.440 You know,
00:14:55.700 in some situations
00:14:56.380 you can see
00:14:56.840 why people
00:14:57.360 be in a hurry
00:14:57.980 or whatever.
00:14:58.780 But it's not
00:14:59.260 called for.
00:14:59.720 It's just
00:15:00.000 pure,
00:15:00.640 it's just
00:15:03.080 pure tailgating.
00:15:05.420 Now ask
00:15:05.880 yourself,
00:15:06.440 what is the
00:15:06.860 likelihood
00:15:07.300 that the
00:15:07.900 tailgater
00:15:08.400 is male
00:15:09.160 or female?
00:15:10.640 Answer the
00:15:11.120 question.
00:15:12.000 So that's
00:15:12.720 all you know.
00:15:13.360 Somebody's
00:15:13.780 tailgating you.
00:15:15.200 There doesn't
00:15:15.640 seem to be
00:15:16.100 a reason.
00:15:17.180 Is the
00:15:17.600 driver male
00:15:18.360 or female?
00:15:21.500 Interesting.
00:15:22.140 You have
00:15:22.340 different opinions.
00:15:23.020 The answer
00:15:25.060 is female.
00:15:26.600 At least
00:15:27.240 around here.
00:15:27.940 Maybe it
00:15:28.540 differs by
00:15:29.460 area.
00:15:30.700 But where
00:15:31.080 I am,
00:15:32.280 tailgaters
00:15:32.780 are mostly
00:15:33.900 female.
00:15:34.420 Do you
00:15:34.560 know why?
00:15:36.360 Do you
00:15:36.640 know why?
00:15:37.920 Because if a
00:15:38.800 man tailgates
00:15:39.600 me, I'm
00:15:41.020 going to
00:15:41.240 fuck him
00:15:41.620 up.
00:15:42.740 Maybe.
00:15:43.960 You don't
00:15:44.520 know.
00:15:45.400 There's an
00:15:45.940 implied risk
00:15:46.920 of male
00:15:47.360 violence.
00:15:47.860 Have I
00:15:49.480 ever done
00:15:49.820 anything a
00:15:50.720 little bit
00:15:51.100 violent because
00:15:52.900 somebody tailgated
00:15:53.820 me?
00:15:55.300 Yes.
00:15:56.020 Yes, I
00:15:56.380 have.
00:15:57.500 I have
00:15:58.340 resorted to
00:15:59.040 violence, the
00:16:00.500 threat of
00:16:00.860 violence, when
00:16:02.160 somebody tailgated
00:16:03.040 me.
00:16:03.300 More than
00:16:03.680 once, actually.
00:16:04.820 Several times.
00:16:06.840 I'll tell you
00:16:07.560 how I do it.
00:16:08.900 If somebody
00:16:09.580 tailgates me and
00:16:10.380 they go a little
00:16:10.900 bit too far, I
00:16:12.440 pull over
00:16:12.980 immediately.
00:16:14.600 And as soon
00:16:15.320 as they go
00:16:15.660 by, I pull
00:16:16.240 back in, and
00:16:17.340 I pull right
00:16:17.800 up to their
00:16:18.200 bumper, and
00:16:19.220 I stay there
00:16:19.820 until they get
00:16:20.920 off the road.
00:16:22.060 I have
00:16:22.660 literally driven
00:16:23.360 people off the
00:16:24.020 road for
00:16:24.880 tailgating me.
00:16:26.320 Several times,
00:16:27.080 actually.
00:16:28.140 Now, it's not
00:16:28.880 actual violence,
00:16:29.720 it's the threat
00:16:30.420 of violence.
00:16:32.060 And let me
00:16:32.480 tell you, if a
00:16:33.080 woman tailgates
00:16:33.820 you, and you
00:16:35.980 get off the
00:16:36.460 road and
00:16:36.780 tailgate her in
00:16:37.420 return, she
00:16:38.540 doesn't like it
00:16:39.060 at all.
00:16:40.280 I'm not going
00:16:40.760 to follow them
00:16:41.280 home, but they
00:16:42.420 get off the
00:16:42.840 road.
00:16:43.880 Do they learn
00:16:44.460 their lesson?
00:16:45.120 I don't know.
00:16:46.300 Somebody says
00:16:46.880 it's not
00:16:47.280 wise.
00:16:47.740 You're right.
00:16:48.960 You're right.
00:16:49.720 Is it smart?
00:16:51.100 Absolutely not.
00:16:52.660 Do I recommend
00:16:53.340 doing what I
00:16:54.020 did?
00:16:54.440 Absolutely not.
00:16:56.480 It's maybe one
00:16:57.380 of the dumbest
00:16:57.880 things you could
00:16:58.360 ever do.
00:17:00.140 But it's
00:17:02.080 also what
00:17:03.040 keeps the
00:17:03.720 civilization
00:17:04.220 together.
00:17:06.280 The implied
00:17:07.280 violence of
00:17:08.060 men is the
00:17:09.020 only reason
00:17:09.660 anybody does
00:17:10.300 anything they're
00:17:10.840 supposed to
00:17:11.300 do.
00:17:12.380 It's the only
00:17:13.180 reason.
00:17:14.020 Otherwise,
00:17:14.500 everybody would
00:17:14.960 just do what
00:17:15.420 they could get
00:17:15.860 away with,
00:17:16.340 period.
00:17:17.800 The reason
00:17:18.520 that a woman
00:17:19.080 is safe
00:17:19.820 walking anywhere
00:17:21.080 is because men
00:17:23.160 will go kill
00:17:23.820 you if you
00:17:24.580 fuck with
00:17:25.000 her.
00:17:25.820 You don't
00:17:26.140 know who,
00:17:27.080 but a man
00:17:27.580 will show
00:17:27.940 up.
00:17:28.720 It's going
00:17:29.140 to happen.
00:17:29.500 So here's
00:17:31.360 my take on
00:17:31.940 Will Smith.
00:17:32.740 Will Smith
00:17:33.220 kept the
00:17:33.760 system running.
00:17:36.400 Will Smith
00:17:37.080 acted the
00:17:37.960 way the
00:17:38.280 system wants
00:17:38.900 him to act.
00:17:39.980 I'm not
00:17:40.540 saying violence
00:17:41.160 is good.
00:17:42.160 This is going
00:17:42.680 to be a
00:17:42.920 nuance that
00:17:43.400 may be hard
00:17:44.320 to explain.
00:17:45.800 Violence is
00:17:46.420 not good.
00:17:47.500 I don't
00:17:48.740 support it
00:17:49.360 at all.
00:17:50.600 The threat
00:17:51.260 of male
00:17:51.820 violence when
00:17:52.800 people leave
00:17:53.920 their zone
00:17:56.040 of reasonableness
00:17:57.360 is very
00:17:58.840 important.
00:17:59.880 The entire
00:18:00.280 society relies
00:18:02.280 on it,
00:18:02.740 really.
00:18:03.600 But the
00:18:04.000 individual
00:18:04.480 anecdotal
00:18:05.480 examples could
00:18:06.160 be terrible.
00:18:07.200 I'll agree
00:18:07.840 with you on
00:18:08.260 that.
00:18:10.700 All right.
00:18:12.480 Here's what
00:18:13.260 I do not
00:18:13.960 predict.
00:18:14.780 I do not
00:18:15.420 predict that
00:18:16.260 Chris Rock
00:18:16.880 will defend
00:18:17.640 his joke
00:18:18.400 beyond today.
00:18:21.480 Does anybody
00:18:21.940 want to take
00:18:22.400 the bet?
00:18:22.980 Now, when
00:18:23.400 the event
00:18:24.000 happened,
00:18:25.120 he tried to
00:18:25.680 defend his
00:18:26.160 joke as being
00:18:26.780 about the
00:18:27.200 movie, not
00:18:27.840 about the
00:18:28.220 person.
00:18:29.140 But, of
00:18:29.520 course, that
00:18:30.740 was craven
00:18:31.880 cowardice and
00:18:33.020 bullshit.
00:18:33.800 It was about
00:18:34.460 the person.
00:18:35.280 It was not
00:18:35.820 about the
00:18:36.200 movie.
00:18:37.640 It was about
00:18:38.360 both, but it
00:18:39.220 was clearly
00:18:39.600 about her as
00:18:40.180 well.
00:18:41.100 Now, here's
00:18:42.220 my prediction.
00:18:43.060 Because Chris
00:18:43.780 Rock is a
00:18:44.380 professional, he
00:18:46.240 knows that when
00:18:47.200 you cross the
00:18:47.920 line into
00:18:49.920 making fun of
00:18:50.640 somebody's
00:18:51.000 physical,
00:18:51.700 unchangeable
00:18:52.480 condition, that
00:18:55.300 if you get
00:18:55.740 yourself
00:18:57.220 slapped, you
00:19:00.080 should not
00:19:00.560 have been
00:19:00.920 surprised.
00:19:02.600 Am I
00:19:03.080 right?
00:19:03.780 So, here's
00:19:04.440 my weird
00:19:04.880 prediction.
00:19:05.340 I don't
00:19:05.580 think Chris
00:19:06.060 Rock will
00:19:06.760 give himself
00:19:07.660 a pass after
00:19:09.400 he processes
00:19:10.340 it a little
00:19:10.720 bit.
00:19:11.240 What do
00:19:11.440 you think?
00:19:13.740 Scott's
00:19:14.180 missing the
00:19:14.640 big picture.
00:19:15.940 I don't know.
00:19:16.880 Maybe you
00:19:17.260 can tell me
00:19:17.640 what the
00:19:17.900 big picture
00:19:18.300 is.
00:19:19.400 So, let's
00:19:22.480 see if that
00:19:22.880 happens.
00:19:23.240 I think
00:19:24.720 that Chris
00:19:25.240 Rock will
00:19:25.780 offer an
00:19:26.240 apology, not
00:19:28.020 to Will
00:19:28.980 Smith, but
00:19:29.560 to Jada
00:19:30.120 Pinkett
00:19:30.800 Smith.
00:19:31.500 I think he'll
00:19:32.020 offer an
00:19:32.400 apology, and
00:19:33.920 I think he
00:19:34.380 won't defend
00:19:34.920 his joke.
00:19:36.000 Now, I'm
00:19:36.280 not sure if
00:19:36.680 he knew she
00:19:37.080 had alopecia,
00:19:37.960 so without
00:19:38.560 knowing that,
00:19:39.160 you can't
00:19:39.460 really judge
00:19:39.900 it the same
00:19:40.560 way.
00:19:41.880 That'd be
00:19:42.380 very different,
00:19:42.920 but I think
00:19:43.280 he did, because
00:19:44.000 otherwise the
00:19:44.860 joke didn't
00:19:45.240 make sense.
00:19:46.720 I think he
00:19:47.180 must have
00:19:47.520 known.
00:19:49.400 Here's my
00:19:50.060 take on
00:19:50.520 Will Smith.
00:19:51.960 No matter
00:19:52.520 what people
00:19:53.900 said about
00:19:55.040 condemning him
00:19:55.760 or not, we
00:19:57.020 are also
00:19:57.520 biological
00:19:58.220 creatures.
00:20:00.120 And if
00:20:00.420 you listen to
00:20:01.460 what people
00:20:01.880 say, and
00:20:04.060 you ignore
00:20:04.540 their biological
00:20:06.060 reality, you'll
00:20:07.000 be very
00:20:07.380 surprised.
00:20:08.600 For example,
00:20:10.120 how many
00:20:10.840 women will
00:20:12.080 say, my
00:20:13.000 God, that
00:20:13.580 Will Smith
00:20:14.140 is an animal
00:20:14.800 and he
00:20:15.920 should be
00:20:16.300 condemned?
00:20:17.700 At the same
00:20:18.500 time, I'm
00:20:19.300 being turned
00:20:19.780 on by him.
00:20:21.340 Let's be
00:20:21.920 honest.
00:20:22.920 How many
00:20:23.480 women were
00:20:24.220 turned on
00:20:24.980 by seeing
00:20:26.060 this man
00:20:26.720 literally
00:20:27.440 slapped his
00:20:28.480 shit out of
00:20:28.960 somebody for
00:20:29.560 insulting his
00:20:30.200 wife in
00:20:30.560 public?
00:20:32.900 Yeah, you
00:20:33.520 know you
00:20:33.840 heard this at
00:20:34.380 home, didn't
00:20:34.800 you?
00:20:35.700 Didn't you?
00:20:37.340 I'll bet at
00:20:37.840 home when
00:20:38.200 nobody's
00:20:38.560 listening, your
00:20:39.780 wife said,
00:20:40.400 you know, he
00:20:41.800 just got a
00:20:42.780 little bit
00:20:43.060 sexier to
00:20:43.680 me.
00:20:44.880 I'm sorry,
00:20:45.860 because we
00:20:46.260 have two
00:20:46.560 things running.
00:20:47.140 We have our
00:20:47.500 biological
00:20:48.060 cells, which
00:20:49.100 kind of like
00:20:49.640 it, your
00:20:50.980 biological self
00:20:51.960 liked it, your
00:20:53.380 social self, the
00:20:55.120 constructed you,
00:20:57.280 had to say, no,
00:20:58.400 violence, no, no
00:21:00.360 violence, can I
00:21:02.700 have violence?
00:21:03.920 But it wasn't
00:21:04.540 violence.
00:21:05.940 It wasn't.
00:21:08.200 By the way, can
00:21:09.100 the men back me
00:21:09.860 up on this?
00:21:10.340 If the women
00:21:11.120 think that was
00:21:11.740 violence, let me
00:21:12.900 ask just the men.
00:21:14.340 Men only, was that
00:21:16.240 violence a slap?
00:21:17.300 I didn't see it as
00:21:19.020 violence.
00:21:20.120 No.
00:21:20.680 It was
00:21:21.040 humiliation.
00:21:22.520 That's what it
00:21:23.020 was.
00:21:23.880 It was a bigger
00:21:24.560 guy humiliating a
00:21:25.820 smaller guy.
00:21:28.080 Was it fair for
00:21:30.460 Will Smith, a
00:21:31.220 bigger guy, to
00:21:32.560 humiliate a
00:21:33.500 smaller guy in
00:21:34.840 that situation?
00:21:36.720 Sure.
00:21:38.080 Yep.
00:21:38.980 Yep.
00:21:39.580 Because he was
00:21:40.120 paying him back
00:21:40.680 in kind.
00:21:42.000 He gave it
00:21:42.540 back.
00:21:42.860 He gave back
00:21:43.400 what he got.
00:21:43.880 A little bit of
00:21:44.900 humiliation in
00:21:45.680 public.
00:21:47.220 I was actually
00:21:48.040 completely happy
00:21:48.760 with it.
00:21:50.560 Somebody says
00:21:51.380 assault is
00:21:52.160 violence.
00:21:52.700 No, assault, by
00:21:54.660 definition, is not
00:21:55.580 violence.
00:21:56.360 Violence is
00:21:56.940 violence and
00:21:57.440 assault is
00:21:57.960 assault.
00:21:59.460 So look up the
00:22:00.400 definition.
00:22:01.540 The definition of
00:22:02.260 assault is actually
00:22:02.900 misleading.
00:22:03.680 It doesn't mean
00:22:04.160 you hit somebody.
00:22:06.480 So you can
00:22:07.260 assault somebody
00:22:07.880 without actually
00:22:08.580 harming them in
00:22:09.440 any way.
00:22:10.080 Assault is about
00:22:10.880 the intention, I
00:22:12.980 guess.
00:22:13.480 That's not the
00:22:14.080 right way to say
00:22:14.580 that.
00:22:15.500 Battery is when
00:22:16.700 you hurt them.
00:22:17.500 Assault is when
00:22:18.180 you're getting
00:22:20.340 ready to, I
00:22:20.980 guess.
00:22:21.440 I'm not sure
00:22:21.880 of the best
00:22:22.220 definition.
00:22:24.380 All right.
00:22:25.180 I don't think it
00:22:25.780 matters that Will
00:22:26.340 Smith first laughed
00:22:27.320 at it, somebody
00:22:28.160 saying, because I
00:22:29.700 think that was
00:22:30.120 like not knowing
00:22:31.840 what to do,
00:22:32.540 reflex or
00:22:33.260 something.
00:22:34.240 Maybe he saw
00:22:34.800 his wife's
00:22:35.240 reaction.
00:22:37.220 Will Smith is
00:22:38.100 being called a
00:22:39.360 cock today because
00:22:40.740 they have an open
00:22:41.680 relationship.
00:22:42.260 relationship, and
00:22:43.480 I don't really
00:22:44.020 understand that.
00:22:45.880 They have an
00:22:46.540 open relationship
00:22:47.340 publicly.
00:22:49.020 How does that
00:22:49.420 make him a
00:22:49.920 cock?
00:22:51.100 Doesn't that make
00:22:51.900 it just an open
00:22:52.700 relationship?
00:22:54.420 Am I wrong?
00:22:56.260 I don't know.
00:22:57.780 So my take is
00:22:58.860 that Will Smith
00:22:59.320 had a good
00:22:59.780 night.
00:23:00.180 He not only
00:23:00.660 won an Oscar,
00:23:02.180 he bitch-slapped
00:23:03.060 the guy for
00:23:03.560 humiliating his
00:23:04.360 wife, which is a
00:23:05.160 good look.
00:23:05.620 and of course
00:23:08.180 he'll have to
00:23:10.000 be torn and
00:23:11.500 what do you
00:23:12.100 call it?
00:23:13.900 He'll have to
00:23:14.580 be dragged
00:23:15.160 today.
00:23:18.580 He wasn't
00:23:19.300 open.
00:23:20.100 You don't know
00:23:21.440 anything about the
00:23:22.180 personal life of
00:23:22.900 celebrities.
00:23:23.740 So somebody's
00:23:24.400 arguing with me
00:23:25.400 about the exact
00:23:26.700 timeline and
00:23:27.740 of who did
00:23:29.520 what and was
00:23:30.200 it an open
00:23:30.660 relationship.
00:23:31.280 You don't know
00:23:31.640 anything about
00:23:32.120 their relationship.
00:23:32.700 You know
00:23:35.060 nothing about
00:23:35.660 it.
00:23:36.580 So any
00:23:36.900 assumption you
00:23:37.460 have about
00:23:38.020 what their
00:23:38.980 dynamic was
00:23:39.860 is just
00:23:40.220 dumb.
00:23:41.780 If there's
00:23:42.300 anything you
00:23:42.740 know, all
00:23:43.660 our news is
00:23:44.240 fake and
00:23:45.340 celebrity news
00:23:47.340 is the fakest
00:23:48.080 of the fake.
00:23:49.260 So you
00:23:49.820 shouldn't make
00:23:50.180 any assumption
00:23:50.940 about that.
00:23:53.760 All right.
00:23:55.660 Yeah, then
00:23:56.400 Chris Rock
00:23:57.160 made fun of
00:23:58.900 somebody's
00:23:59.300 physical condition.
00:24:01.220 He made a
00:24:01.640 bad joke.
00:24:02.340 His bad joke
00:24:03.160 is the one
00:24:03.560 that will get
00:24:03.920 more attention
00:24:04.480 than any
00:24:04.920 good joke
00:24:05.340 he's ever
00:24:05.700 made.
00:24:06.960 And then
00:24:07.660 he got
00:24:07.980 bitch slapped
00:24:08.640 on national
00:24:10.680 TV.
00:24:12.260 I think
00:24:12.780 Chris Rock
00:24:14.080 had a worse
00:24:14.600 night than
00:24:15.400 Will Smith.
00:24:16.680 Agree or
00:24:17.220 disagree?
00:24:18.120 In my
00:24:18.600 opinion, Chris
00:24:19.420 Rock had the
00:24:20.080 worst night
00:24:20.960 compared to
00:24:21.960 agree?
00:24:24.160 I figure I
00:24:25.040 get lots of
00:24:25.540 disagreement.
00:24:26.040 Yeah,
00:24:26.220 agreement,
00:24:26.900 disagreement,
00:24:27.480 people are all
00:24:27.980 over the board.
00:24:30.940 Yeah, and
00:24:31.520 I'm going
00:24:31.900 to second
00:24:33.200 a statement
00:24:34.300 here.
00:24:35.500 Alopecia is
00:24:36.160 not funny.
00:24:38.580 Do you get
00:24:39.360 that?
00:24:41.420 It seems
00:24:42.240 funny to you.
00:24:43.100 Ha, ha,
00:24:44.020 somebody lost
00:24:44.940 their hair.
00:24:46.080 And I'm not
00:24:46.460 talking about,
00:24:46.920 you know,
00:24:47.120 my normal
00:24:47.920 male pattern
00:24:48.740 baldness,
00:24:49.820 which is not
00:24:50.820 a big deal.
00:24:51.920 But do you
00:24:53.280 think that any
00:24:54.000 woman,
00:24:55.200 let me ask
00:24:55.700 this,
00:24:56.200 do you think
00:24:56.580 any woman is
00:24:57.580 sort of,
00:24:58.340 oh, it's just
00:24:59.100 alopecia,
00:25:00.520 it's no big
00:25:01.040 deal.
00:25:02.000 I have to
00:25:02.580 think,
00:25:02.880 man or
00:25:03.200 woman,
00:25:03.540 really,
00:25:04.360 I mean,
00:25:04.860 gender doesn't
00:25:05.340 matter as
00:25:05.700 much.
00:25:06.720 But,
00:25:07.980 what is it?
00:25:08.840 Chris got
00:25:09.420 publicly
00:25:09.940 schooled,
00:25:10.640 yes.
00:25:13.300 Somebody says
00:25:13.980 she doesn't
00:25:14.380 have it.
00:25:15.160 Well, she
00:25:15.700 said she
00:25:16.040 did.
00:25:17.120 All right,
00:25:17.400 enough about
00:25:17.800 that.
00:25:20.720 Best tweet
00:25:21.400 on this was
00:25:21.980 from
00:25:22.280 Machiavelli's
00:25:23.820 underbelly.
00:25:24.780 He said,
00:25:25.140 the reason I
00:25:25.580 knew the
00:25:25.840 whole Will
00:25:26.220 Smith Oscar
00:25:26.840 slap was
00:25:27.520 not a
00:25:28.080 planned
00:25:28.460 liberal
00:25:29.020 hoax,
00:25:30.000 and I
00:25:30.340 haven't even
00:25:30.740 seen it,
00:25:31.560 is that it
00:25:32.040 didn't make
00:25:32.440 Republicans look
00:25:34.440 bad,
00:25:35.100 it didn't make
00:25:35.700 Zelensky look
00:25:36.820 like a hero,
00:25:37.940 and it didn't
00:25:38.600 further the
00:25:39.200 racial divide
00:25:39.820 in America.
00:25:40.960 Oh, well,
00:25:41.920 I guess that
00:25:42.400 tells you it
00:25:42.800 was real.
00:25:45.000 All right,
00:25:45.800 there's a
00:25:47.480 candidate in
00:25:48.580 Virginia,
00:25:49.480 I think,
00:25:50.820 whose name
00:25:51.740 is,
00:25:52.560 I didn't
00:25:52.840 write it
00:25:53.120 down,
00:25:54.040 didn't write
00:25:54.480 it down.
00:25:55.440 I'm not sure
00:25:56.160 it matters.
00:25:56.560 But he's
00:25:57.380 got a
00:25:57.660 message that
00:25:59.180 says,
00:25:59.740 we cannot
00:26:00.020 lose this
00:26:00.520 generation to
00:26:01.340 the mind
00:26:01.920 control poison
00:26:03.100 that has
00:26:04.140 permeated our
00:26:04.940 schools.
00:26:06.400 Now, he's
00:26:06.820 talking about
00:26:07.500 critical race
00:26:08.880 theory and
00:26:09.680 overwokeness,
00:26:11.080 I guess.
00:26:12.640 But I was
00:26:13.360 drawn to his
00:26:14.400 framing.
00:26:15.720 He's calling
00:26:16.240 it mind
00:26:16.760 control poison.
00:26:18.940 That's pretty
00:26:19.460 good, isn't
00:26:20.040 it?
00:26:21.000 It's pretty
00:26:21.680 good.
00:26:22.920 In terms of
00:26:23.980 persuasion,
00:26:24.540 mind control
00:26:26.760 poison sounds
00:26:27.640 way better
00:26:28.200 than, we
00:26:29.580 don't believe
00:26:30.260 that the
00:26:30.740 theory of
00:26:31.280 critical race
00:26:31.960 theory should
00:26:32.760 be, yeah,
00:26:34.240 here's not,
00:26:35.180 Marxist,
00:26:36.360 Marxist
00:26:37.580 theories is
00:26:38.320 just useless
00:26:39.100 as a,
00:26:39.860 as a
00:26:41.300 attack.
00:26:43.040 If you
00:26:43.780 say to
00:26:44.140 the left,
00:26:45.060 oh, stop
00:26:45.760 teaching your
00:26:46.400 Marxist
00:26:47.000 stuff,
00:26:48.020 99.9%
00:26:49.360 will say,
00:26:49.760 I'm not even
00:26:50.440 sure what that
00:26:50.960 means.
00:26:51.300 So calling
00:26:52.980 somebody a
00:26:53.820 Marxist, I
00:26:54.640 don't think
00:26:55.000 has any
00:26:55.520 impact.
00:26:56.320 I've never
00:26:56.660 seen that
00:26:57.020 make any
00:26:57.500 dent at
00:26:57.980 all.
00:26:58.780 But if
00:26:59.400 you say
00:26:59.760 that the
00:27:00.600 school is
00:27:01.440 engaged in
00:27:02.100 mind control
00:27:02.980 poison,
00:27:04.020 then you've
00:27:05.320 got a
00:27:05.580 conversation.
00:27:07.740 Yeah,
00:27:08.040 mind control
00:27:08.860 poison, that's
00:27:09.660 pretty good,
00:27:10.580 because it's
00:27:11.060 visual in a
00:27:11.840 way, because
00:27:12.940 you imagine
00:27:13.440 somebody taking
00:27:14.080 poison and
00:27:14.720 a lot.
00:27:16.040 So this is
00:27:17.140 one of those
00:27:17.540 verbal things
00:27:18.320 that creates a
00:27:19.240 visual and
00:27:20.360 therefore is
00:27:21.000 good persuasion.
00:27:24.000 All right,
00:27:26.160 Rasmussen
00:27:26.720 asked this
00:27:27.660 question, I'm
00:27:28.680 summarizing the
00:27:29.360 question, but
00:27:29.860 they asked if
00:27:30.800 people agreed
00:27:31.360 with the
00:27:31.620 Biden
00:27:31.800 administration.
00:27:33.200 Did they
00:27:33.760 agree that
00:27:35.140 the Biden
00:27:35.620 administration is
00:27:36.520 making a
00:27:36.940 colossal mistake
00:27:37.980 in thinking
00:27:39.320 that it can
00:27:39.880 protract the
00:27:40.700 war on
00:27:40.980 Ukraine,
00:27:42.160 bleed Russia
00:27:43.020 dry,
00:27:44.320 topple Putin,
00:27:45.580 and signal to
00:27:46.400 China to
00:27:47.360 keep its
00:27:47.740 hands off to
00:27:48.320 Taiwan?
00:27:49.380 So in
00:27:49.680 other words,
00:27:50.360 does it
00:27:51.020 look like
00:27:51.360 Biden is
00:27:52.480 doing the
00:27:52.800 right thing
00:27:53.260 by doing
00:27:54.860 what will
00:27:55.300 extend the
00:27:55.920 war as
00:27:56.540 opposed to
00:27:57.320 maybe making
00:27:59.060 Zelensky give
00:28:00.060 up easily?
00:28:01.940 And 50% of
00:28:03.960 the people
00:28:04.280 agreed that
00:28:06.100 Biden is
00:28:08.580 making a
00:28:09.020 colossal mistake
00:28:10.000 in dragging
00:28:10.940 out the
00:28:11.300 war.
00:28:12.240 35%
00:28:13.120 disagreed.
00:28:14.280 So they
00:28:14.500 think he's
00:28:14.860 doing it.
00:28:15.220 35% think
00:28:16.200 it's a good
00:28:16.600 idea to do
00:28:17.240 what he's
00:28:17.480 doing.
00:28:18.340 Make the
00:28:18.720 war last
00:28:19.200 a long
00:28:19.500 time,
00:28:19.880 be costly,
00:28:21.080 tell China
00:28:21.660 it's not
00:28:22.040 going to
00:28:22.180 work in
00:28:22.500 Taiwan.
00:28:25.100 I don't
00:28:25.440 know,
00:28:25.580 what do
00:28:25.740 you think?
00:28:26.520 First of
00:28:27.040 all,
00:28:27.940 was this
00:28:28.480 always the
00:28:29.000 strategy?
00:28:30.680 Now,
00:28:31.140 I've been
00:28:31.400 saying since
00:28:31.900 the beginning
00:28:32.300 it looks
00:28:32.940 like the
00:28:33.500 strategy is
00:28:34.400 to bleed
00:28:35.040 Russia the
00:28:36.260 way Afghanistan
00:28:37.100 bled the
00:28:40.740 Soviet Union.
00:28:41.340 so it
00:28:44.300 does look
00:28:44.780 like that
00:28:45.180 is the
00:28:45.520 strategy.
00:28:46.720 Now,
00:28:46.920 you can't
00:28:47.380 tell because
00:28:48.300 I'm not
00:28:48.760 sure that
00:28:49.100 the government
00:28:49.520 needs to
00:28:50.200 tell you
00:28:50.480 their strategy
00:28:51.000 when it
00:28:51.400 comes to
00:28:51.880 do with
00:28:52.200 security.
00:28:54.200 That's the
00:28:54.740 one area
00:28:55.200 where I
00:28:55.520 think,
00:28:56.380 well,
00:28:56.720 maybe you
00:28:57.080 can lie
00:28:57.340 to us
00:28:57.620 about that.
00:28:58.320 As long
00:28:58.640 as you're
00:28:58.860 doing the
00:28:59.160 job,
00:29:00.420 if lying
00:29:01.180 helps,
00:29:02.160 then just
00:29:02.580 do the
00:29:02.900 job as
00:29:03.240 well as
00:29:03.540 possible because
00:29:04.160 I want to
00:29:04.480 be protected.
00:29:05.460 But you
00:29:05.780 can't tell
00:29:06.500 when they're
00:29:06.840 doing it for
00:29:07.260 your benefit.
00:29:07.720 That's the
00:29:08.220 problem.
00:29:09.600 So I
00:29:12.340 would say
00:29:12.740 that our
00:29:13.120 strategy is
00:29:14.240 to do
00:29:15.580 these very
00:29:16.040 things.
00:29:16.540 Bleed
00:29:16.840 Russia dry,
00:29:17.680 topple
00:29:17.980 Putin.
00:29:18.580 I think
00:29:18.900 that's a
00:29:19.220 maybe.
00:29:19.920 They don't
00:29:20.240 care.
00:29:20.500 As long
00:29:20.680 as they
00:29:20.880 bleed
00:29:21.120 Russia dry,
00:29:21.800 they don't
00:29:22.040 care if
00:29:22.360 they topple
00:29:22.900 Putin.
00:29:23.800 Maybe it's
00:29:24.200 better if
00:29:24.540 he's just
00:29:24.880 weakened.
00:29:26.720 And signal
00:29:27.520 to China to
00:29:28.200 keep its
00:29:28.520 hands off
00:29:28.900 Taiwan.
00:29:29.380 That thing
00:29:29.680 I think we
00:29:30.060 do need.
00:29:30.900 So I'm
00:29:31.340 going to
00:29:31.540 agree that
00:29:32.280 if you
00:29:32.640 based on
00:29:33.200 what it
00:29:33.560 looks like
00:29:34.280 and based
00:29:35.360 on what
00:29:35.680 we're doing,
00:29:36.940 it looks
00:29:37.380 like the
00:29:37.700 strategy,
00:29:38.380 it looks
00:29:38.800 like the
00:29:39.420 strategy,
00:29:40.620 is just
00:29:41.100 to bleed
00:29:41.580 Russia.
00:29:44.920 Is it
00:29:45.540 working?
00:29:46.800 If that's
00:29:47.600 the strategy,
00:29:48.260 is it
00:29:48.500 working?
00:29:51.340 It might
00:29:52.020 be.
00:29:52.900 You know,
00:29:53.220 you never
00:29:53.560 know because
00:29:54.080 we might be
00:29:54.660 bleeding
00:29:54.960 ourselves worse
00:29:55.780 than they're
00:29:56.780 bleeding.
00:29:57.900 I don't
00:29:58.520 think Russia
00:29:59.000 is going
00:29:59.340 to collapse.
00:30:00.780 It's just
00:30:01.180 going to
00:30:01.360 take some
00:30:01.720 pain and
00:30:02.240 then it
00:30:02.740 looks like
00:30:03.120 probably win.
00:30:03.720 So I
00:30:06.580 think that
00:30:06.920 from Putin's
00:30:07.460 perspective,
00:30:08.280 it doesn't
00:30:08.980 matter how
00:30:09.380 many people
00:30:09.820 he loses.
00:30:11.060 It only
00:30:11.580 matters if
00:30:12.080 he wins.
00:30:13.440 And I
00:30:13.820 think he
00:30:14.140 can tell
00:30:14.480 the story
00:30:14.900 now that
00:30:15.440 looks like
00:30:16.540 it's going
00:30:17.140 to win.
00:30:18.660 So did
00:30:20.680 you hear
00:30:20.940 that Ukraine,
00:30:21.820 I guess
00:30:22.120 Zelensky has
00:30:23.020 said that
00:30:23.760 Ukraine is
00:30:24.440 ready to
00:30:24.860 accept
00:30:25.280 neutral
00:30:26.540 non-nuclear
00:30:27.820 status.
00:30:29.760 Neutral
00:30:30.160 means no
00:30:30.860 NATO,
00:30:31.600 probably no
00:30:33.140 offensive
00:30:33.560 weapons and
00:30:34.780 no nuclear
00:30:35.360 weapons.
00:30:36.740 And that's
00:30:37.200 pretty much
00:30:38.040 what Russia
00:30:38.560 was asking
00:30:39.120 for.
00:30:40.540 So are
00:30:41.180 you telling
00:30:41.560 me that
00:30:41.900 we got
00:30:42.220 dragged into
00:30:42.800 a war that's
00:30:43.460 going to send
00:30:43.860 the world
00:30:44.340 into a
00:30:44.780 depression so
00:30:46.120 that Zelensky
00:30:46.900 could negotiate
00:30:47.760 to get what
00:30:48.600 was really
00:30:49.900 should have
00:30:50.560 been the
00:30:50.820 first offer?
00:30:52.740 That should
00:30:53.100 have been the
00:30:53.460 first offer.
00:30:54.900 Neutrality.
00:30:56.140 Who in the
00:30:56.600 hell talked
00:30:57.080 him out of
00:30:57.440 neutrality?
00:30:59.080 Biden,
00:30:59.740 right?
00:31:01.180 You have to
00:31:02.060 think that
00:31:02.520 only America
00:31:03.360 pushed Ukraine
00:31:04.580 into fighting.
00:31:06.240 I feel like
00:31:07.020 Ukraine would
00:31:07.640 have just
00:31:07.900 said,
00:31:08.140 hey,
00:31:08.280 how about
00:31:08.860 neutrality?
00:31:10.120 And then
00:31:10.440 Russia would
00:31:10.880 have said,
00:31:11.120 oh,
00:31:11.360 shoot,
00:31:12.420 we can't
00:31:12.940 attack them
00:31:13.480 if they're
00:31:13.800 offering
00:31:14.100 neutrality.
00:31:17.500 So I
00:31:19.460 guess
00:31:19.660 Afghanistan,
00:31:21.480 when the
00:31:22.400 Soviet Union
00:31:23.020 was in
00:31:23.400 there,
00:31:23.640 they lost
00:31:23.980 15,000
00:31:24.780 dead over
00:31:26.000 however many
00:31:26.620 years they
00:31:27.080 were there,
00:31:27.840 whereas Ukraine,
00:31:28.860 they may have
00:31:29.400 lost 15,000
00:31:30.400 already.
00:31:32.500 And so the
00:31:33.140 thinking is that
00:31:33.820 if you lose a
00:31:34.540 war, your
00:31:35.040 leadership is
00:31:35.940 doomed.
00:31:36.980 But if you
00:31:37.360 win a war,
00:31:37.940 it's probably
00:31:38.480 not going to
00:31:38.900 matter how
00:31:39.200 much it
00:31:39.460 costs,
00:31:40.340 as long as
00:31:40.660 you win.
00:31:42.060 And I
00:31:44.180 don't know,
00:31:44.500 I don't think
00:31:44.940 I've ever
00:31:45.320 hated Ukraine
00:31:46.020 more than
00:31:46.520 today.
00:31:49.020 Because I
00:31:49.680 feel like
00:31:50.120 Ukraine,
00:31:51.740 but maybe
00:31:52.440 the United
00:31:52.820 States forced
00:31:53.500 their hand,
00:31:54.060 that's very
00:31:54.560 possible.
00:31:55.360 So maybe I
00:31:56.120 should hate the
00:31:56.600 United States
00:31:57.100 government
00:31:57.500 first.
00:31:58.720 I say that
00:31:59.540 because I
00:31:59.980 think Ukraine
00:32:00.680 is not
00:32:02.600 engaged in
00:32:03.520 an honest
00:32:05.340 fight.
00:32:07.380 It feels
00:32:08.180 like there's
00:32:10.740 just something
00:32:11.220 going on here
00:32:11.880 that we don't
00:32:12.340 fully understand,
00:32:13.360 and I would
00:32:13.720 imagine it
00:32:14.260 has to do
00:32:14.600 with American
00:32:15.480 pressure and
00:32:16.600 how much
00:32:16.920 control we
00:32:17.500 have over
00:32:17.880 Zelensky.
00:32:19.260 So I don't
00:32:20.060 think there
00:32:20.400 are any
00:32:20.640 winners here.
00:32:22.120 Did you see
00:32:22.700 the videos,
00:32:23.500 and I hope
00:32:24.040 you don't,
00:32:25.140 of Ukraine
00:32:26.560 torturing
00:32:27.540 Russian
00:32:28.080 captives?
00:32:30.300 Torturing
00:32:30.740 them to
00:32:31.200 death.
00:32:32.340 Now,
00:32:32.660 I'm not
00:32:32.980 going to
00:32:33.180 explain the
00:32:34.860 specific nature
00:32:35.760 of the
00:32:36.020 torture,
00:32:36.520 because I
00:32:36.980 don't want
00:32:37.280 it in your
00:32:37.600 head.
00:32:39.580 Somebody said
00:32:40.240 it was fake.
00:32:41.120 It didn't
00:32:41.600 look fake to
00:32:42.120 me, but I
00:32:43.060 don't know
00:32:43.260 where it
00:32:43.460 came from
00:32:44.000 or anything
00:32:44.360 else.
00:32:45.780 And it
00:32:48.480 could be
00:32:48.800 fake.
00:32:49.220 By the way,
00:32:49.660 we should
00:32:50.100 always be
00:32:50.480 alert that no
00:32:51.140 matter how
00:32:51.680 real it
00:32:52.480 looks,
00:32:53.380 it could
00:32:53.740 be fake.
00:32:56.560 But to
00:32:58.940 me, it
00:32:59.180 looks like
00:32:59.620 Ukrainians
00:33:00.400 torturing.
00:33:03.980 And who
00:33:04.660 knows what's
00:33:05.180 true, right?
00:33:06.140 Who knows
00:33:06.580 what's true?
00:33:07.560 They sure
00:33:07.940 look real.
00:33:09.580 And I
00:33:13.020 don't know,
00:33:13.440 I feel like
00:33:14.260 you could hate
00:33:14.860 everybody in
00:33:15.520 this war.
00:33:16.960 I think both
00:33:17.820 sides have
00:33:18.360 given us
00:33:18.760 something to
00:33:19.340 hate, but
00:33:21.460 I guess we
00:33:22.940 have some
00:33:23.200 national interest
00:33:23.960 in backing
00:33:24.380 one side over
00:33:25.080 the other.
00:33:25.380 what if
00:33:29.240 Biden is
00:33:32.740 waiting for
00:33:33.180 Russia to
00:33:33.640 get rid of
00:33:34.020 all the
00:33:34.300 Nazis?
00:33:35.680 Do you
00:33:36.100 ever think
00:33:36.420 of that?
00:33:38.100 Because one
00:33:38.900 problem of
00:33:39.540 controlling
00:33:39.960 Ukraine is
00:33:40.640 that they
00:33:41.040 got a bunch
00:33:41.420 of Nazis.
00:33:42.800 It's like
00:33:43.100 how do you
00:33:43.700 support the
00:33:44.160 Nazis if
00:33:45.080 you're
00:33:45.240 supporting the
00:33:45.680 government?
00:33:46.720 What happens
00:33:47.200 if Russia
00:33:47.620 goes in and
00:33:48.180 kills all
00:33:48.580 the Nazis?
00:33:49.500 Can we
00:33:49.800 support Ukraine
00:33:50.820 better then?
00:33:52.300 Probably.
00:33:53.700 So one of
00:33:54.200 the weird
00:33:54.520 outcomes might
00:33:55.260 be that
00:33:55.800 Ukraine gets
00:33:57.240 denazified
00:33:58.020 because there
00:33:59.360 are actual
00:33:59.960 Nazis.
00:34:01.380 So if
00:34:02.860 Putin does
00:34:03.380 that, it's
00:34:05.040 definitely going
00:34:05.540 to be a
00:34:06.560 point for
00:34:06.960 him.
00:34:08.180 Let's see.
00:34:09.460 All right.
00:34:11.320 Today was a
00:34:12.480 slow news day.
00:34:14.320 Is there any
00:34:14.660 story I missed
00:34:15.360 that you would
00:34:15.820 like a comment
00:34:16.760 on?
00:34:17.380 Oh, and
00:34:20.400 also let me
00:34:21.800 mention, because
00:34:22.340 I don't know
00:34:22.680 if I've ever
00:34:23.100 mentioned that,
00:34:24.140 the Ukrainian
00:34:25.120 shelling of
00:34:25.960 the Donbass,
00:34:27.240 if I have
00:34:27.720 that right,
00:34:29.140 are the
00:34:29.740 Ukrainians the
00:34:30.460 good guys?
00:34:32.780 I don't think
00:34:33.560 there are any.
00:34:34.700 It looks like
00:34:35.460 all bad guys
00:34:36.160 fighting, but
00:34:36.820 we have national
00:34:38.080 interest perhaps
00:34:39.040 in one side
00:34:39.780 winning.
00:34:42.040 Yeah, to me
00:34:42.720 it looks like
00:34:43.120 all bad guys,
00:34:44.120 honestly.
00:34:44.500 So if
00:34:49.600 somebody's
00:34:49.960 saying that
00:34:50.440 what it means
00:34:51.340 to be a
00:34:51.720 Nazi in
00:34:52.560 Ukraine means
00:34:54.460 you're anti-Russian,
00:34:55.780 it doesn't mean
00:34:56.260 the same thing,
00:34:57.780 eh, eh, I
00:35:00.500 don't know.
00:35:01.280 I mean, I
00:35:01.820 understand the
00:35:02.520 point that
00:35:03.100 they're fighting
00:35:03.560 for a Jewish
00:35:04.340 leader, in a
00:35:06.780 way.
00:35:07.220 I mean, maybe
00:35:07.620 they're really
00:35:08.600 fighting for
00:35:09.100 themselves and
00:35:09.660 they just are
00:35:10.060 on the same
00:35:10.440 side.
00:35:11.540 But, I
00:35:12.220 don't know,
00:35:12.380 there's something
00:35:12.740 that's not
00:35:13.140 adding up there.
00:35:13.820 in Ukraine.
00:35:16.540 Like a lot
00:35:17.280 of it.
00:35:18.860 Where is
00:35:19.340 Fauci?
00:35:20.220 I think
00:35:20.500 Fauci just
00:35:21.060 earned a
00:35:21.360 vacation.
00:35:22.780 I think
00:35:23.020 that's all
00:35:23.400 that's going
00:35:23.780 on.
00:35:25.500 No, they
00:35:25.840 really like
00:35:26.320 Nazis.
00:35:26.900 Yeah, I
00:35:27.820 wouldn't
00:35:28.200 imagine that
00:35:28.940 they're only
00:35:29.540 play-acting
00:35:30.760 of being
00:35:31.140 Nazis.
00:35:33.940 You're
00:35:34.380 saying Zelensky
00:35:35.040 is a Jew
00:35:35.560 by name
00:35:36.060 only?
00:35:37.280 Well, I'm
00:35:38.820 not sure that
00:35:39.320 counts to
00:35:39.840 Nazis, does
00:35:40.520 it?
00:35:40.700 All right.
00:35:48.840 No
00:35:49.300 vax talk
00:35:49.920 today?
00:35:50.720 I don't,
00:35:51.300 well, the
00:35:51.640 only vax talk
00:35:52.660 was at
00:35:53.540 United Airlines
00:35:54.440 who has
00:35:54.960 dropped the
00:35:55.540 vaccination
00:35:56.300 requirement.
00:35:58.160 So I
00:35:58.680 think the
00:35:58.980 news on
00:35:59.860 vaccinations
00:36:01.980 is just
00:36:02.640 going to be
00:36:02.980 that the
00:36:04.120 mandates are
00:36:04.680 going to
00:36:04.880 start dropping.
00:36:07.020 China
00:36:07.460 lockdown, I
00:36:08.500 don't know,
00:36:08.740 I'm not
00:36:08.900 hearing much
00:36:09.320 about it.
00:36:13.240 Biden
00:36:13.640 seizing
00:36:14.280 wealth of
00:36:15.020 the, yeah,
00:36:17.000 we've talked
00:36:17.360 about that.
00:36:19.260 What's
00:36:19.580 this?
00:36:21.520 It was a
00:36:22.100 palm strike
00:36:22.740 and not a
00:36:23.200 slap, which
00:36:23.900 could easily
00:36:24.440 KO a
00:36:25.120 man.
00:36:26.380 Yeah, but
00:36:26.960 it didn't.
00:36:28.160 So, you
00:36:29.540 know, I
00:36:30.120 get the
00:36:31.340 difference.
00:36:32.580 So I get
00:36:33.060 the difference
00:36:33.580 that if
00:36:35.700 you slapped
00:36:36.160 hard enough
00:36:36.700 and the
00:36:37.040 person slapping
00:36:37.820 is big
00:36:38.180 enough, you
00:36:38.700 could do
00:36:38.980 damage.
00:36:39.840 But since
00:36:40.280 damage was
00:36:40.900 not done,
00:36:42.640 we might
00:36:43.380 assume that
00:36:43.980 that was
00:36:44.400 the amount
00:36:45.780 of force
00:36:46.380 he meant
00:36:46.780 to use.
00:36:52.340 Hangman's
00:36:52.980 work on
00:36:53.400 Mexican
00:36:53.800 Bridge,
00:36:54.360 what?
00:36:56.500 Is the
00:36:57.200 vehicle shortage
00:36:57.980 real?
00:36:58.840 Yes.
00:36:59.620 If you've
00:36:59.960 tried to
00:37:00.260 buy a
00:37:00.560 vehicle,
00:37:01.200 there's
00:37:01.400 definitely
00:37:01.660 a shortage.
00:37:04.820 How do
00:37:05.460 we know
00:37:05.660 physical
00:37:06.080 damage was
00:37:06.660 not done?
00:37:07.060 We don't
00:37:07.380 know that,
00:37:08.120 but there's
00:37:09.300 no report
00:37:09.880 of it.
00:37:11.040 So it's
00:37:11.380 the absence
00:37:11.880 of evidence
00:37:12.580 for it is
00:37:13.220 all we
00:37:13.480 have.
00:37:20.560 Yeah.
00:37:21.500 Yeah, the
00:37:21.900 vehicle shortage
00:37:22.720 is very
00:37:23.120 real.
00:37:25.360 Wouldn't
00:37:25.760 have slapped
00:37:26.400 Dwayne
00:37:26.940 Johnson.
00:37:27.800 Yeah.
00:37:29.640 If the
00:37:31.000 Smiths had
00:37:31.460 walked down,
00:37:32.200 it would have
00:37:32.440 been...
00:37:32.700 Well, remember,
00:37:33.400 he was up for
00:37:33.860 an Academy
00:37:34.280 Award.
00:37:34.680 I guess
00:37:35.840 that would
00:37:36.120 have been
00:37:36.340 more impactful,
00:37:37.640 but I
00:37:38.180 think you
00:37:38.480 need to
00:37:38.820 go up
00:37:39.100 and get
00:37:39.360 your
00:37:39.620 award.
00:37:43.040 Somebody's
00:37:43.540 dealership is
00:37:44.140 overflowing,
00:37:45.600 they say.
00:37:48.820 Rock's
00:37:49.260 jaw looked
00:37:49.960 askew.
00:37:51.280 Well, he
00:37:51.600 kept talking,
00:37:53.340 so it
00:37:53.660 couldn't have
00:37:53.900 been that
00:37:54.180 better.
00:37:55.880 Look up
00:37:56.400 Gervais'
00:37:57.560 reaction,
00:37:58.420 Ricky
00:37:58.620 Gervais.
00:37:59.880 What did
00:38:00.300 Ricky Gervais
00:38:01.000 say?
00:38:01.240 Okay.
00:38:04.680 I'm sure
00:38:06.540 it was
00:38:06.780 funny.
00:38:07.480 I will
00:38:07.760 look up
00:38:08.080 that.
00:38:11.820 When
00:38:12.180 you're
00:38:12.400 starting
00:38:12.620 your
00:38:12.840 stories,
00:38:13.560 well,
00:38:13.880 I'll do
00:38:14.080 that for
00:38:15.220 my evening
00:38:15.760 broadcast.
00:38:18.460 Turns out
00:38:18.980 I have a
00:38:19.320 lot of
00:38:19.540 stories.
00:38:24.100 Boy,
00:38:24.500 do I
00:38:24.660 have a
00:38:24.860 lot of
00:38:25.100 stories.
00:38:26.720 You should
00:38:27.240 hear the
00:38:27.540 stories I
00:38:27.980 can't tell
00:38:28.440 you.
00:38:29.360 If you
00:38:29.860 think the
00:38:30.200 stories I
00:38:30.640 tell you
00:38:30.980 are good,
00:38:31.840 just imagine
00:38:32.500 the stuff I
00:38:33.020 don't tell
00:38:33.420 you.
00:38:34.680 C-O-U-G-H-Y.
00:38:42.160 Okay,
00:38:42.580 that's good.
00:38:43.940 That's good.
00:38:44.740 Coffee.
00:38:47.680 Locals or
00:38:48.300 YouTube are
00:38:48.720 both?
00:38:48.960 When I do
00:38:49.320 the evening
00:38:49.900 shows, I
00:38:50.600 only do
00:38:50.920 those on
00:38:51.620 locals,
00:38:52.780 because the
00:38:53.880 content is,
00:38:54.760 let's say,
00:38:55.160 not as
00:38:55.860 YouTube
00:38:56.940 friendly as
00:38:58.760 it could
00:38:59.360 be.
00:39:01.220 We'd be
00:39:01.820 having a
00:39:02.180 different
00:39:02.380 conversation if
00:39:03.220 Will Smith
00:39:03.780 were white.
00:39:04.680 True.
00:39:07.640 True enough.
00:39:10.160 Are you
00:39:10.600 ruling out
00:39:11.280 Chris Rock
00:39:12.020 being in
00:39:12.500 on it?
00:39:12.800 Yes, I
00:39:13.220 am ruling
00:39:13.560 that out.
00:39:15.960 In fact,
00:39:17.140 if he were
00:39:17.680 in on it
00:39:18.180 and he
00:39:18.620 allowed him
00:39:19.420 to hit
00:39:19.740 him that
00:39:20.760 hard,
00:39:23.520 somebody
00:39:23.900 says,
00:39:24.240 what if
00:39:24.480 Jada did
00:39:25.060 the slap?
00:39:27.160 No.
00:39:28.660 Well, I
00:39:29.160 still would
00:39:29.540 have been in
00:39:29.880 favor of it,
00:39:30.420 I guess.
00:39:31.420 But I
00:39:32.100 don't know.
00:39:32.620 It's better if
00:39:33.340 her man did
00:39:33.800 it.
00:39:36.960 Oh,
00:39:37.260 Gina Carano
00:39:37.980 has been
00:39:38.360 brought back
00:39:38.820 for Mandalorian
00:39:39.620 season four.
00:39:40.720 Really?
00:39:42.260 Interesting.
00:39:48.760 Mike Tyson
00:39:49.700 said,
00:39:50.760 social media
00:39:51.460 made you
00:39:51.940 all way
00:39:52.300 too comfortable
00:39:53.000 with
00:39:53.340 disrespecting
00:39:54.180 people and
00:39:54.700 not getting
00:39:55.180 punched in
00:39:55.740 the face
00:39:56.100 for it.
00:39:56.540 Oh,
00:39:56.940 there we go.
00:40:00.000 So that's
00:40:02.280 Mike Tyson
00:40:02.960 basically
00:40:04.040 agreeing with
00:40:05.320 Jordan
00:40:06.860 Peterson.
00:40:08.100 Did he
00:40:08.640 ever think
00:40:09.040 you'd see
00:40:09.340 that in
00:40:09.660 one day?
00:40:10.380 I mean,
00:40:10.620 why not?
00:40:11.220 I mean,
00:40:11.480 there's no
00:40:11.960 reason he
00:40:12.300 wouldn't.
00:40:13.120 But the
00:40:14.040 Mike Tyson
00:40:15.160 version of
00:40:15.780 it is like
00:40:16.400 the,
00:40:17.300 let's say,
00:40:18.380 the street
00:40:18.880 version of
00:40:19.540 what Jordan
00:40:19.960 Peterson is
00:40:20.520 saying.
00:40:21.120 The implied
00:40:22.100 risk of
00:40:22.960 male violence
00:40:23.820 is the only
00:40:24.780 thing holding
00:40:25.200 society together.
00:40:26.900 And that's
00:40:27.320 basically what
00:40:27.900 Tyson is saying.
00:40:28.540 in his
00:40:29.700 Tyson way.
00:40:37.580 Does
00:40:38.060 Robin
00:40:38.580 Givens
00:40:39.300 have a
00:40:39.660 statement
00:40:39.920 to make?
00:40:40.680 What?
00:40:42.260 Watch the
00:40:42.900 Ricky Gervais
00:40:43.840 and then do
00:40:44.380 a report.
00:40:44.960 All right,
00:40:45.200 I will.
00:40:48.660 Oh,
00:40:49.200 Jordan
00:40:49.440 Peterson
00:40:49.780 says there's
00:40:50.480 no cost
00:40:51.120 for rudeness
00:40:51.780 and disrespect.
00:40:52.760 Well,
00:40:54.100 yes.
00:40:55.820 Switchblades.
00:40:56.400 Are you
00:40:56.560 talking about
00:40:56.960 the drones,
00:40:57.760 the switchblades?
00:40:59.200 How many
00:41:00.340 of you,
00:41:00.720 let me ask
00:41:01.080 you this
00:41:01.300 question.
00:41:02.100 How many
00:41:02.520 of you
00:41:02.780 think that
00:41:03.380 the Ukrainians
00:41:04.100 are using
00:41:04.540 some,
00:41:05.760 maybe not
00:41:06.400 widespread,
00:41:07.380 but some
00:41:08.120 technology that
00:41:09.340 we're not
00:41:09.680 hearing reported
00:41:10.400 about and
00:41:11.120 that is
00:41:11.400 working?
00:41:16.480 Probably.
00:41:17.180 Probably
00:41:17.480 some.
00:41:18.480 Even if
00:41:18.980 it's just
00:41:19.980 communication or
00:41:20.880 something.
00:41:22.140 Yeah,
00:41:22.380 it seems
00:41:22.640 likely.
00:41:23.860 We'll find
00:41:24.560 out about
00:41:24.920 that.
00:41:25.180 Okay.
00:41:28.540 All right.
00:41:32.080 Uh-huh.
00:41:34.680 A switchblade
00:41:35.440 is like a
00:41:37.040 hand grenade
00:41:37.520 that you
00:41:37.880 can throw
00:41:38.240 for miles.
00:41:40.260 What does
00:41:41.200 the cartoonist
00:41:41.960 think about
00:41:42.540 Tesla stock?
00:41:43.560 Well,
00:41:46.100 here's what I
00:41:46.840 think.
00:41:48.500 I own
00:41:49.520 Tesla stock,
00:41:50.560 first of all,
00:41:51.140 so full
00:41:51.760 disclosure,
00:41:52.420 I own
00:41:52.700 Tesla stock.
00:41:54.100 And I
00:41:54.740 bought it
00:41:55.100 when I
00:41:55.400 heard the
00:41:56.600 following.
00:41:58.660 I heard this
00:41:59.560 from Adam
00:42:00.340 Scrabble,
00:42:01.340 that Tesla
00:42:04.680 is an
00:42:05.400 energy play,
00:42:07.560 not a
00:42:08.340 car play.
00:42:10.360 And when I
00:42:11.080 heard that,
00:42:11.440 I was like,
00:42:11.820 oh,
00:42:12.120 shoot,
00:42:13.300 it is.
00:42:14.080 It's an
00:42:14.380 energy play.
00:42:15.660 And it's
00:42:15.960 probably the
00:42:17.880 energy source,
00:42:19.420 especially the
00:42:20.300 battery part.
00:42:21.300 I think the
00:42:21.820 battery part and
00:42:22.720 then the solar
00:42:23.260 part will be
00:42:25.320 gigantic.
00:42:27.360 So,
00:42:28.100 to me,
00:42:28.860 it's not about
00:42:29.300 how many cars
00:42:29.860 they sold.
00:42:30.280 it's about
00:42:31.300 whether he's
00:42:31.880 created an
00:42:32.800 environment which
00:42:34.220 makes the
00:42:35.220 battery business
00:42:36.100 make sense.
00:42:38.180 And it does.
00:42:45.420 Oh,
00:42:46.800 here's the
00:42:47.520 Ricky Gervais.
00:42:48.880 All right,
00:42:49.120 I'll look it up.
00:42:51.420 Ukraine is
00:42:52.060 texting Russian
00:42:52.800 soldiers to
00:42:53.480 surrender.
00:42:55.920 Elon has
00:42:56.720 COVID again,
00:42:57.400 really?
00:43:00.280 Here's a
00:43:01.880 question for
00:43:02.380 you.
00:43:02.800 How in the
00:43:03.220 world have I
00:43:03.720 not gotten
00:43:04.320 COVID?
00:43:06.400 How many of
00:43:07.100 you have
00:43:07.440 never gotten
00:43:08.000 COVID?
00:43:09.400 I feel like
00:43:10.160 everybody got
00:43:10.780 it but me.
00:43:13.900 Yeah,
00:43:14.360 okay,
00:43:14.620 a lot of
00:43:14.920 people never
00:43:15.300 got it.
00:43:15.780 I mean,
00:43:16.280 statistically,
00:43:17.380 I should be
00:43:18.400 seeing lots of
00:43:18.960 people,
00:43:19.220 yeah.
00:43:20.560 It makes me
00:43:21.820 wonder if
00:43:23.220 there's something
00:43:25.340 about me
00:43:26.120 or it's
00:43:27.980 something about
00:43:28.400 the virus
00:43:29.000 and me.
00:43:30.900 Do you
00:43:31.220 think it's
00:43:31.560 just a lack
00:43:32.180 of exposure?
00:43:34.480 No,
00:43:34.720 you know,
00:43:35.380 but I've
00:43:37.100 had enough
00:43:37.500 exposure since
00:43:38.880 Omicron.
00:43:39.940 I definitely
00:43:40.700 would have been
00:43:41.160 exposed to
00:43:41.660 Omicron.
00:43:42.940 Like,
00:43:43.260 you know,
00:43:43.460 Omicron's
00:43:43.920 everywhere.
00:43:44.780 So how did
00:43:45.720 I not get
00:43:46.200 Omicron at
00:43:46.860 least?
00:43:47.260 I mean,
00:43:47.480 I understand
00:43:47.900 how I didn't
00:43:48.340 get the first
00:43:48.800 version.
00:43:49.180 I stayed
00:43:49.440 home.
00:43:50.920 Yeah,
00:43:51.620 I think maybe
00:43:52.360 cannabis is
00:43:53.000 protective.
00:43:53.700 I actually
00:43:54.080 wonder that.
00:43:55.340 All right,
00:43:55.720 let me ask
00:43:56.860 a new
00:43:57.120 question.
00:43:58.920 This is a
00:43:59.640 very specific
00:44:00.300 question.
00:44:01.620 Is there
00:44:02.100 anybody here
00:44:02.800 who's a
00:44:04.000 chronic,
00:44:04.920 meaning
00:44:05.240 every day,
00:44:06.780 smoker of
00:44:07.520 cannabis,
00:44:08.140 let's say
00:44:08.520 a legal
00:44:09.060 user?
00:44:10.520 Is there
00:44:10.820 anybody who
00:44:11.180 smokes pot
00:44:11.660 every day
00:44:12.340 and also
00:44:13.340 got COVID?
00:44:15.020 No,
00:44:15.500 hold on,
00:44:16.040 and also
00:44:16.600 got COVID?
00:44:17.720 Two things.
00:44:18.480 You've got
00:44:18.780 to be,
00:44:20.300 okay,
00:44:20.900 I got some
00:44:21.240 yeses.
00:44:23.780 Lots of
00:44:24.340 yeses,
00:44:24.800 okay.
00:44:25.340 I would
00:44:26.420 consider that
00:44:26.940 question asked
00:44:27.920 and answered.
00:44:29.280 Yeah,
00:44:29.580 okay.
00:44:30.240 So it is
00:44:30.800 not protective
00:44:31.520 anecdotally.
00:44:33.540 I mean,
00:44:33.880 it's not a
00:44:34.340 research study,
00:44:35.120 but anecdotally,
00:44:36.300 there are lots
00:44:36.740 of people who
00:44:37.280 have smoked
00:44:38.680 all day
00:44:39.220 and got
00:44:39.640 COVID.
00:44:41.180 Okay.
00:44:44.860 Huh.
00:44:46.440 You're a bit
00:44:47.060 of a recluse?
00:44:47.920 Well,
00:44:48.320 I'm more of a
00:44:48.800 recluse than
00:44:49.300 most,
00:44:49.580 but certainly
00:44:51.180 every member,
00:44:52.400 every person
00:44:52.880 I deal
00:44:55.160 with
00:44:55.580 has been
00:44:58.280 exposed to
00:44:58.860 it
00:44:59.300 somehow.
00:45:01.540 All right,
00:45:02.120 that is all.
00:45:03.560 Do you know,
00:45:03.940 no,
00:45:04.240 I haven't had
00:45:04.620 my antibodies
00:45:05.220 tested,
00:45:05.800 so that's a
00:45:06.160 good point.
00:45:06.940 I might have
00:45:07.760 had it and
00:45:08.220 don't know
00:45:08.720 about it.
00:45:09.400 That is
00:45:09.700 totally possible.
00:45:11.200 All right,
00:45:11.560 that's it for
00:45:11.940 today.
00:45:12.860 Bye-bye,
00:45:13.380 YouTube.
00:45:13.820 I'll see you
00:45:14.160 tomorrow.
00:45:14.380 Bye-bye.