Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1870 Scott Adams： Let's Compare Everything To Hitler Because Thinking Is Hard

00:00:00.000 Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:00:05.300 Good morning, everybody.

00:00:07.480 And welcome to what will no doubt be a thing you remember all of your life.

00:00:12.100 You'll probably always remember where you were

00:00:14.980 when this Coffee with Scott Adams happened.

00:00:19.220 You'll say to yourself, well, I was where I always am now.

00:00:22.500 Probably. You're either always exercising or drinking coffee

00:00:25.560 or getting ready for work or you're at work or something.

00:00:28.220 Probably the same thing every time.

00:00:30.000 And that's what I call a good habit.

00:00:33.240 But would you like to take this up a level?

00:00:36.440 Yeah. Yeah, I can see it in your eyes.

00:00:39.700 You're the kind of people who don't settle for second best.

00:00:43.980 And all you need is a cupper mug or a glass of tecker,

00:00:46.620 a chalice or a stein, a canteen, jug or a flask.

00:00:48.900 A vessel of any kind.

00:00:50.920 Fill it with your favorite liquid.

00:00:53.320 I like coffee.

00:00:55.040 And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

00:00:58.020 It's the dopamine of the day.

00:01:00.060 It's the thing that makes everything better.

00:01:02.000 It's going to kick off your day like nothing ever has before.

00:01:05.320 I can't believe it.

00:01:06.180 The excitement is building.

00:01:07.340 I can hardly stand it.

00:01:08.460 Go! 0.95

00:01:08.680 Yeah, it lived up to its hype.

00:01:18.020 How tired of you of things that don't live up to their hype.

00:01:23.080 But this matched it perfectly.

00:01:26.000 Well, I did a little unscientific poll

00:01:31.580 because I've been trying to figure something out for a long time.

00:01:35.680 But I think I got my answer.

00:01:38.620 And it goes like this.

00:01:41.100 What percentage of the time do you go to Starbucks,

00:01:45.300 for those of you who do,

00:01:46.760 and before I say this, hold on.

00:01:48.480 Don't answer yet.

00:01:49.640 Don't answer.

00:01:50.920 Do not comment yet.

00:01:53.000 Do not.

00:01:53.560 There's one kind of comment you're not allowed to make.

00:01:58.560 You cannot say,

00:01:59.900 I don't go to Starbucks

00:02:02.640 and then give you a reason.

00:02:04.940 You can't say that.

00:02:06.960 Because if you do,

00:02:08.280 you're identifying yourself as an NPC.

00:02:11.240 Because it's the most obvious thing to say

00:02:14.360 when I talk about Starbucks.

00:02:17.100 What's the most obvious thing to say

00:02:18.940 if I talk about a television show?

00:02:21.480 I don't have a TV anymore.

00:02:25.120 No, I got rid of my TV.

00:02:27.160 Don't say that.

00:02:29.580 Never say you got rid of your TV

00:02:31.320 when somebody talks about a TV show.

00:02:33.340 Never say you don't go to Starbucks

00:02:34.880 when somebody talks about a Starbucks.

00:02:37.240 Because it's the most obvious thing you can say.

00:02:41.300 So don't do that.

00:02:42.020 So I went to Starbucks the other day.

00:02:46.160 And like often happens,

00:02:48.360 I ordered my complicated drink

00:02:50.680 just by reading it off the top.

00:02:52.940 Nothing special.

00:02:54.320 I just ordered one of their drinks.

00:02:56.580 But it happens to have lots of words in it.

00:02:59.320 I don't remember them every time.

00:03:00.760 So I have to read them off the sign

00:03:02.060 when I'm ordering it.

00:03:03.900 How often do they give me what I ordered?

00:03:06.880 Go.

00:03:08.180 What do you think is the percentage of time

00:03:11.020 I order the same thing every day?

00:03:15.920 It's amazingly not very reliable.

00:03:21.300 And I get obsessed by user interfaces.

00:03:25.180 It's sort of a hobby.

00:03:26.800 Because my user interface experience,

00:03:30.440 I used to work in a group

00:03:31.360 that tested user interfaces.

00:03:33.920 And once you get it in your head,

00:03:35.440 you see everything through that filter.

00:03:37.740 And once you become a user interface person,

00:03:39.620 you just see bad interfaces everywhere.

00:03:41.860 Let me tell you what Starbucks does wrong.

00:03:44.920 And then I'm going to surprise you at the end

00:03:47.060 by telling you that everything they do wrong

00:03:50.080 is actually cleverly right.

00:03:53.140 So wait for the reveal.

00:03:54.780 Okay?

00:03:55.600 So here's what they do wrong.

00:03:57.240 My big complicated drink

00:03:59.020 is on a sign with other drinks.

00:04:02.180 The longest one with the most words

00:04:07.440 is right next to the other one

00:04:10.240 with the most words.

00:04:11.940 And I think maybe one or two words are different,

00:04:14.740 but otherwise they're similar.

00:04:16.620 How often do they give me the other one?

00:04:19.220 Well, here's the problem.

00:04:21.120 The Starbucks baristas

00:04:23.160 are so sick of hearing you say that whole sentence

00:04:27.200 that they'll start typing in the order

00:04:30.680 before you're done talking.

00:04:33.580 And so I'll say,

00:04:34.800 give me the double half-calf, 1.00

00:04:37.860 double light, venti, single strap, whatever.

00:04:42.020 I have no idea what they are.

00:04:44.360 And the guy will hear the first two words,

00:04:46.200 and he'll go, okay, okay, I got it.

00:04:48.840 But the first two words are the same,

00:04:51.120 or they sound the same,

00:04:52.880 or he thinks they're the same.

00:04:53.960 So usually they're typing in the wrong order

00:04:56.680 while you're saying the right order.

00:04:59.300 Then, only sometimes do they remember

00:05:01.720 to ask for the size,

00:05:03.560 because they usually type it in wrong

00:05:05.860 until you, like, force them to put it in right.

00:05:09.400 Now, my ratio is about 25% failure.

00:05:14.780 I order the same drink at different Starbucks.

00:05:18.260 The one closest to me has the best record.

00:05:21.440 But the one's, you know,

00:05:22.660 just a little bit of a drive.

00:05:23.960 So, and now I ask myself,

00:05:28.420 is this just because I'm ordering

00:05:29.960 something complicated?

00:05:31.520 So I did the poll.

00:05:33.440 The most common answer to the poll was,

00:05:36.460 I don't order anything but black coffee,

00:05:39.400 because I'm afraid they'll get it wrong.

00:05:42.100 Because they always get it wrong.

00:05:43.880 Or they get it wrong so much

00:05:45.560 that you don't want to take the chance.

00:05:47.820 How many of you do the same thing?

00:05:49.740 You go to Starbucks and you just say,

00:05:51.340 black coffee,

00:05:53.680 and then you give your size.

00:05:56.760 Maybe, say, room for cream or something.

00:05:59.800 And do you do it specifically because you know

00:06:02.140 they're not going to get your order right,

00:06:03.600 and you don't want to go through the process?

00:06:05.720 Right?

00:06:06.220 It's so common.

00:06:07.680 Now, let me ask you this.

00:06:08.700 Do you think this Starbucks is unaware

00:06:11.100 of how often they get your order wrong?

00:06:14.820 Do you think there's any chance they don't know that?

00:06:17.920 Of course they know that.

00:06:19.460 If you stand in the store for five minutes,

00:06:21.720 how many people who are picking up their drink

00:06:23.900 are complaining they got the wrong thing?

00:06:26.680 Have you ever stayed in Starbucks

00:06:28.640 for more than five minutes?

00:06:30.340 There's always somebody complaining

00:06:32.220 they got the wrong thing.

00:06:33.300 In any five-minute slice,

00:06:35.680 somebody got the wrong drink.

00:06:38.000 You could stand there all day long,

00:06:40.180 and every five-minute slice

00:06:41.780 would be somebody saying,

00:06:43.100 oh, I thought I ordered the big one.

00:06:47.960 So here's my reveal.

00:06:51.000 So my first thought was,

00:06:52.420 how in the world could

00:06:53.280 such a capable company

00:06:55.540 make such a bad mistake

00:06:57.760 over and over and over again?

00:07:00.400 And do you know what the reveal is?

00:07:03.220 Do you know what the reason is?

00:07:05.940 It causes addiction.

00:07:09.160 What's the one thing you say about Starbucks

00:07:11.420 if you have the habit?

00:07:13.000 You're addicted.

00:07:14.420 And I can feel it.

00:07:16.140 I don't go to Starbucks

00:07:17.300 just because I like the experience

00:07:19.740 or the product.

00:07:21.780 I actually feel addicted.

00:07:23.740 And it happens pretty quickly.

00:07:25.520 And here's the big interesting part.

00:07:29.000 Believe it or not,

00:07:30.560 I'm getting to an interesting part.

00:07:33.140 Science knows

00:07:34.120 that if Starbucks gave you

00:07:36.600 exactly what you wanted every time,

00:07:39.320 you would like it less.

00:07:43.640 I know.

00:07:44.660 Doesn't make sense.

00:07:46.020 But if you got exactly

00:07:47.120 what you ordered every time,

00:07:49.560 for many of you,

00:07:50.440 I mean, people are different,

00:07:52.200 for many of you,

00:07:53.000 it would make you addicted.

00:07:54.200 And that's what it did to me.

00:07:55.820 The fact that I can't guarantee

00:07:57.680 I'm going to get what I order

00:07:58.940 makes me obsessed by it.

00:08:01.720 So I think about it all the time.

00:08:03.540 It's like,

00:08:03.840 ah, they're not going to give you

00:08:04.860 the right order.

00:08:06.080 Yesterday, I went to Starbucks

00:08:07.460 and I said to myself,

00:08:08.940 I'm going to order the right thing 1.00

00:08:10.160 and I know this fucker 1.00

00:08:12.100 is going to give me 1.00

00:08:12.600 the wrong thing.

00:08:13.980 So I ordered the right thing,

00:08:15.400 I think.

00:08:16.180 I mean, it could have been

00:08:16.880 my fault as well.

00:08:17.820 Don't know.

00:08:19.180 And then I received

00:08:20.860 the wrong thing

00:08:21.740 after waiting 10 minutes

00:08:24.160 or whatever it was,

00:08:24.880 five minutes.

00:08:25.360 Now, was I going to get

00:08:28.140 back in line?

00:08:29.740 Was I going to get back in line

00:08:31.320 and reorder the right thing?

00:08:33.280 Because I didn't have

00:08:34.240 any confidence

00:08:34.820 that I would get it

00:08:35.600 the second time either.

00:08:37.760 So I simply gave it back

00:08:39.820 to them and said,

00:08:40.400 you know,

00:08:40.560 I ordered the wrong thing.

00:08:42.180 Just put it on myself.

00:08:43.500 I took my banana bread

00:08:45.560 that they had already

00:08:46.180 given me,

00:08:47.300 which I only wanted

00:08:48.500 to have with the drink

00:08:50.020 and I just threw that away

00:08:52.260 and I gave them

00:08:53.740 their drink back

00:08:54.360 and said,

00:08:54.720 you can pour this out.

00:08:55.940 So I left.

00:08:57.560 But there was another

00:08:58.980 Starbucks on my way home

00:09:00.240 because I was coming

00:09:01.460 from something.

00:09:02.880 I thought,

00:09:03.160 I'll just go to

00:09:03.620 the other Starbucks.

00:09:05.140 2.30 in the afternoon,

00:09:06.700 I pull up to the other

00:09:08.180 Starbucks and there's

00:09:09.060 a sign on the door,

00:09:10.380 we decided to close

00:09:11.300 at 2.30 today.

00:09:12.140 Not their regular hours.

00:09:15.920 It's the third time.

00:09:17.580 It's the third time

00:09:18.900 I've gone to that Starbucks,

00:09:21.180 the specific one,

00:09:22.180 and they've been closed

00:09:23.280 for some God-knows reason

00:09:25.180 in the middle of the afternoon.

00:09:26.960 How often does Starbucks

00:09:28.240 just close

00:09:29.020 in the middle of the day?

00:09:31.740 Is that a thing?

00:09:32.960 In the middle of the afternoon,

00:09:34.080 they just close.

00:09:35.760 Because that one's closed

00:09:36.680 at least three times

00:09:37.740 that I'm aware of.

00:09:39.280 Now,

00:09:40.340 how much do I want

00:09:41.520 to go back

00:09:42.040 to Starbucks today

00:09:43.220 after this horrible experience?

00:09:45.140 And by the way,

00:09:45.580 I never got my

00:09:46.380 Starbucks yesterday,

00:09:47.860 which cost me

00:09:48.840 a day of work.

00:09:51.520 Because I've got

00:09:52.660 my routine down

00:09:53.520 that I only write

00:09:54.260 on my book

00:09:54.820 when I've got

00:09:55.780 that specific drink

00:09:56.820 in the Starbucks experience.

00:09:58.220 I actually lost

00:09:58.940 a day of work. 1.00

00:10:00.660 I fucking hate 1.00

00:10:01.620 Starbucks now. 1.00

00:10:03.000 I'm so mad at them.

00:10:05.200 Do you know

00:10:05.640 how they could have

00:10:06.200 fixed this problem?

00:10:07.920 That big sign

00:10:08.920 with all the menu choices?

00:10:10.040 Just say number six.

00:10:15.020 Right.

00:10:15.680 It's obvious.

00:10:16.420 It's obvious.

00:10:17.120 Now, when you see

00:10:17.820 how obvious it is,

00:10:20.160 how completely obvious

00:10:21.540 it is,

00:10:22.760 to fix it,

00:10:24.520 you know it's intentional.

00:10:27.920 It's so easy to fix

00:10:29.880 and so obvious

00:10:31.440 how you would fix it.

00:10:32.900 You just put numbers

00:10:33.760 next to them.

00:10:34.880 It's a number 25.

00:10:36.080 Boom, boom.

00:10:37.100 Got it right every time.

00:10:38.000 Do you know

00:10:38.800 what McDonald's does?

00:10:41.760 McDonald's runs

00:10:42.440 their store

00:10:43.260 so you get the same thing

00:10:44.400 every time

00:10:44.940 and you can depend on it.

00:10:46.800 They just simplify

00:10:47.640 it to the point

00:10:48.840 where it's so hard

00:10:49.440 to make a mistake

00:10:50.160 it doesn't happen a lot.

00:10:52.580 And that's another

00:10:53.380 experience that people like.

00:10:55.380 If you run a restaurant,

00:10:56.480 you'll also find

00:10:57.040 that people get addicted

00:10:57.940 to consistency.

00:10:59.720 It's one of the things

00:11:00.400 they really, really like.

00:11:01.720 Those of you

00:11:02.380 who are ordering

00:11:03.080 only the black coffee

00:11:04.420 at Starbucks,

00:11:06.020 because you don't

00:11:07.600 want to take a chance

00:11:08.420 that they'll get it wrong,

00:11:10.800 that's who McDonald's 0.76

00:11:12.200 is catering to.

00:11:13.660 Because there's

00:11:14.160 a certain personality

00:11:15.040 who just can't stand

00:11:16.060 not getting the same

00:11:16.920 experience every time.

00:11:18.600 And then there's

00:11:19.200 one like mine

00:11:19.980 where I also

00:11:21.740 can't stand it

00:11:22.780 but it makes me addicted.

00:11:26.020 Because I can't

00:11:26.800 give it up either.

00:11:28.140 So there are

00:11:28.840 two different kinds

00:11:29.900 of people.

00:11:31.220 All right.

00:11:31.480 I thought that was useful

00:11:32.960 just to understand

00:11:35.140 how addiction works.

00:11:36.780 Addiction is not about

00:11:37.760 getting what you want.

00:11:38.980 It's about not quite

00:11:40.180 being sure if you're

00:11:41.240 going to get

00:11:41.500 what you want.

00:11:43.240 There was an

00:11:44.280 interesting article

00:11:45.320 in Forbes

00:11:46.220 about the Ukrainian

00:11:47.420 counter-offensive

00:11:48.260 and there's some

00:11:48.840 claims in here

00:11:49.540 that again

00:11:50.560 it's fog of war.

00:11:52.360 So anything I say

00:11:53.380 about Ukraine

00:11:54.240 you should be

00:11:55.220 repeating to yourself

00:11:56.140 while I say it.

00:11:57.320 That might not be true.

00:11:59.720 Okay?

00:12:00.060 So you don't have

00:12:01.360 to tell me

00:12:01.920 that maybe I'm

00:12:02.760 falling for

00:12:03.440 Ukrainian propaganda.

00:12:05.680 I know.

00:12:06.760 Maybe I'm falling

00:12:07.520 for Russian propaganda.

00:12:09.160 I know.

00:12:09.800 I know.

00:12:10.520 It's the best

00:12:10.920 we can do.

00:12:12.580 But anyway

00:12:13.000 Forbes has an article

00:12:13.960 that suggests

00:12:15.340 some really

00:12:16.820 interesting things

00:12:17.560 that I didn't know

00:12:18.180 if they're all true.

00:12:20.260 That the way

00:12:21.080 Ukraine made 0.98

00:12:22.020 their counter-offensive

00:12:23.720 work

00:12:24.240 is that

00:12:25.580 when nobody

00:12:26.720 thought that

00:12:27.260 they had enough

00:12:27.740 power to mount

00:12:28.740 any counter-offensive

00:12:30.040 at all

00:12:30.460 apparently they had

00:12:31.860 enough power

00:12:32.320 to mount two.

00:12:33.960 So they did

00:12:34.560 a decoy offensive

00:12:35.800 in the north

00:12:36.460 so Russia would 0.89

00:12:37.840 move their forces

00:12:38.560 up there

00:12:38.980 but it was a real

00:12:40.040 offensive.

00:12:40.900 It was big enough

00:12:41.540 to be serious

00:12:43.080 but it wasn't

00:12:44.120 their main thrust.

00:12:45.160 Their main thrust

00:12:45.760 was in the south

00:12:46.540 and there

00:12:48.760 even there

00:12:50.340 there were pockets

00:12:51.100 where the Russian

00:12:51.860 forces would be

00:12:52.780 superior.

00:12:53.180 So what the

00:12:55.040 Ukrainians did 1.00

00:12:55.900 is they had

00:12:56.740 reportedly

00:12:57.920 right

00:12:58.340 so we don't

00:12:59.000 know anything

00:12:59.400 for sure

00:12:59.840 reportedly

00:13:00.740 they formed

00:13:01.580 fast-moving

00:13:02.620 mobile units

00:13:03.740 without much

00:13:05.420 air support

00:13:06.000 or any

00:13:06.460 air support

00:13:07.040 I think

00:13:07.360 and they

00:13:08.900 quickly

00:13:09.320 entered

00:13:10.080 the Russian

00:13:11.380 territory

00:13:11.860 and they

00:13:12.340 attacked

00:13:12.660 their weakest

00:13:13.420 places.

00:13:14.880 Now keep in

00:13:15.780 mind that

00:13:16.460 they'd already

00:13:16.880 taken out

00:13:17.400 command and

00:13:18.340 control

00:13:18.760 as best

00:13:19.660 they could

00:13:20.120 so it's

00:13:21.500 not clear

00:13:22.100 what kind

00:13:22.500 of communications

00:13:23.260 the Russian

00:13:24.180 military had

00:13:24.940 when the

00:13:25.260 war

00:13:25.480 when the

00:13:25.880 fighting

00:13:26.080 started

00:13:26.440 but they

00:13:27.740 took out

00:13:28.080 the weak

00:13:28.460 ones

00:13:28.780 so you

00:13:29.960 get the

00:13:30.240 weak ones

00:13:30.700 retreating

00:13:31.640 you ignore

00:13:33.020 the strong

00:13:33.560 ones

00:13:33.940 until the

00:13:35.420 strong ones

00:13:36.020 look like

00:13:36.500 a route

00:13:36.860 they say

00:13:37.420 oh my god

00:13:38.080 it looks like

00:13:39.140 we're getting

00:13:39.460 routed

00:13:39.960 and then you

00:13:41.260 let the

00:13:41.600 strong ones

00:13:42.180 retreat

00:13:42.960 so you leave

00:13:44.340 them a path

00:13:45.080 so that's part

00:13:46.180 of the strategy

00:13:46.780 if you trap

00:13:47.920 the strongest

00:13:48.480 forces

00:13:48.940 they'd have

00:13:49.380 to fight

00:13:49.740 their way

00:13:50.080 out

00:13:50.380 you don't

00:13:51.260 want to

00:13:51.500 take those

00:13:51.860 losses

00:13:52.240 even if you

00:13:52.800 would win

00:13:53.200 you don't

00:13:53.960 want to

00:13:54.180 take those

00:13:54.540 losses

00:13:54.880 so they

00:13:56.360 they give

00:13:56.760 them a

00:13:57.020 retreat

00:13:57.440 because really

00:13:58.200 they want

00:13:58.560 the land

00:13:59.000 more than

00:13:59.400 they need

00:13:59.720 to defeat

00:14:00.200 the military

00:14:00.680 so that

00:14:02.280 was

00:14:02.520 that was

00:14:03.600 allegedly

00:14:04.260 you don't

00:14:05.480 have to

00:14:05.820 tell me

00:14:06.160 it might

00:14:06.460 be fiction

00:14:07.040 we all

00:14:08.780 understand

00:14:09.180 that now

00:14:09.680 right

00:14:09.900 so when

00:14:11.100 Ukraine

00:14:11.620 stories all

00:14:12.360 have to be

00:14:13.060 grain of

00:14:14.080 salt

00:14:14.340 but it's

00:14:16.080 it's a

00:14:16.940 theory that

00:14:17.380 sounds right

00:14:18.300 enough

00:14:18.740 now this

00:14:20.160 was part

00:14:20.520 of a

00:14:20.700 larger

00:14:20.960 argument

00:14:21.340 that tanks

00:14:22.140 actually have

00:14:22.800 been very

00:14:23.240 useful in

00:14:23.980 this war

00:14:24.520 I think

00:14:27.460 that's a

00:14:27.800 yes and

00:14:28.160 no

00:14:28.380 but they

00:14:29.780 still do

00:14:30.180 seem to

00:14:30.500 have a

00:14:30.880 major

00:14:31.320 component

00:14:31.880 in war

00:14:32.440 still

00:14:33.100 however

00:14:34.660 and I

00:14:35.280 think the

00:14:35.540 Ukrainians

00:14:36.020 used tanks

00:14:36.520 as part

00:14:36.840 of this

00:14:37.040 counter-offensive

00:14:37.680 so that's

00:14:40.700 part of

00:14:41.000 it

00:14:41.140 but

00:14:41.440 something

00:14:42.560 else

00:14:42.860 that Forbes

00:14:43.340 said

00:14:43.680 was that

00:14:44.300 their

00:14:45.520 estimate

00:14:45.900 was that

00:14:46.500 Russia

00:14:47.020 had lost

00:14:47.540 maybe

00:14:48.060 20,000

00:14:49.680 killed

00:14:50.140 and perhaps

00:14:50.880 60,000

00:14:51.780 wounded

00:14:52.180 now that

00:14:53.540 sounds like

00:14:54.000 a lot

00:14:54.340 right

00:14:54.660 60,000

00:14:56.480 wounded

00:14:56.960 and then

00:14:58.800 here's the

00:14:59.340 payoff

00:14:59.820 the initial

00:15:01.920 number of

00:15:02.780 forces

00:15:03.120 from the

00:15:04.180 Russian army

00:15:04.860 entirely

00:15:05.380 was 120,000

00:15:06.860 if it's

00:15:08.180 true that

00:15:08.720 60,000

00:15:09.700 people have

00:15:10.320 been injured

00:15:10.820 and of an

00:15:11.420 entire military

00:15:12.220 force

00:15:12.740 that's only

00:15:13.980 twice that

00:15:14.560 size

00:15:14.980 50%

00:15:17.340 casualties

00:15:18.100 could that

00:15:20.160 be true

00:15:20.640 in what

00:15:22.900 in what

00:15:24.320 other war

00:15:24.880 has

00:15:25.240 let's say

00:15:26.580 a modern

00:15:27.040 war

00:15:27.360 is there

00:15:28.100 a modern

00:15:28.620 war

00:15:29.140 not a

00:15:30.020 battle

00:15:30.360 but a

00:15:31.620 war

00:15:31.920 right

00:15:32.780 not an

00:15:33.200 individual

00:15:33.580 battle

00:15:33.940 but a

00:15:34.200 whole

00:15:34.320 war

00:15:34.600 is there

00:15:35.240 a modern

00:15:35.640 war

00:15:36.100 where the

00:15:37.100 winning

00:15:37.400 team

00:15:37.800 lost

00:15:38.180 had

00:15:38.420 50%

00:15:39.040 casualties

00:15:39.580 it doesn't

00:15:43.700 sound like

00:15:44.320 it could be

00:15:44.760 true does

00:15:45.280 it but

00:15:46.540 if it is

00:15:47.020 true

00:15:47.300 it sounds

00:15:48.900 a little

00:15:49.160 doubtful

00:15:49.580 to me

00:15:49.920 actually

00:15:50.640 pretty

00:15:51.040 doubtful

00:15:51.500 but if

00:15:53.260 it were

00:15:53.560 true that

00:15:53.940 would explain

00:15:54.400 everything

00:15:54.820 wouldn't

00:15:55.060 it

00:15:55.740 you would

00:15:57.020 only need

00:15:57.540 yeah

00:15:59.960 there probably

00:16:01.080 are some

00:16:01.420 historical

00:16:01.860 examples

00:16:02.400 but you

00:16:03.120 would only

00:16:03.500 need

00:16:04.060 that one

00:16:05.120 fact

00:16:05.560 to be

00:16:06.080 true

00:16:06.500 and then

00:16:07.460 everything

00:16:07.880 else about

00:16:08.580 Ukraine

00:16:09.080 makes sense

00:16:09.680 right

00:16:09.920 if it's

00:16:11.480 true

00:16:11.860 that half

00:16:13.160 of the

00:16:13.400 Russian

00:16:13.620 soldiers

00:16:14.040 have been

00:16:14.500 injured

00:16:14.800 it is

00:16:16.160 also true

00:16:17.000 for sure

00:16:17.760 if that's

00:16:19.140 true

00:16:19.300 we don't

00:16:19.740 know

00:16:20.020 if that's

00:16:21.460 true

00:16:21.720 it's

00:16:22.700 definitely

00:16:23.100 true that

00:16:23.600 the Russian

00:16:24.020 forces are

00:16:24.660 completely

00:16:25.140 demoralized

00:16:26.000 would you

00:16:26.880 agree

00:16:27.120 if 50%

00:16:29.460 of them

00:16:29.800 have been

00:16:30.140 injured

00:16:30.460 they are

00:16:31.340 completely

00:16:31.840 demoralized

00:16:32.620 because they're

00:16:33.480 not fighting

00:16:33.920 for anything

00:16:34.380 if they were

00:16:35.960 fighting for

00:16:36.440 their country

00:16:37.040 50% losses

00:16:38.920 might just

00:16:39.380 make them

00:16:39.740 pissed off

00:16:40.380 am I right 0.90

00:16:42.380 imagine America

00:16:44.360 gets attacked

00:16:45.100 well no that's

00:16:46.640 the wrong

00:16:46.860 analogy

00:16:47.240 imagine America

00:16:48.980 is attacking

00:16:49.600 Canada or

00:16:51.340 something

00:16:51.580 if we're

00:16:53.800 losing 50%

00:16:54.820 of our

00:16:55.160 forces

00:16:55.580 we're

00:16:57.280 probably

00:16:57.740 going to

00:16:58.260 pull them

00:16:59.240 back

00:16:59.640 but if

00:17:01.520 Canada

00:17:01.980 attacked the

00:17:03.460 United States

00:17:04.300 and we lost

00:17:05.200 50% of our

00:17:06.240 forces

00:17:06.600 we'd just 1.00

00:17:07.960 say fuck 1.00

00:17:08.460 you 1.00

00:17:08.720 you're going

00:17:09.340 to have to

00:17:09.640 take them

00:17:10.060 all

00:17:10.340 like we're

00:17:11.560 going to

00:17:11.740 fight to

00:17:12.060 the last

00:17:12.420 person

00:17:12.740 so I

00:17:14.560 don't see

00:17:14.920 the Russians

00:17:15.380 losing

00:17:15.780 having 50%

00:17:17.560 casualties

00:17:18.100 they don't

00:17:18.460 lose them

00:17:18.780 they're just

00:17:19.140 wounded

00:17:19.760 and

00:17:21.340 still having

00:17:22.380 the will

00:17:23.220 to fight

00:17:23.720 so I think

00:17:24.940 the Ukrainians

00:17:25.780 are doing

00:17:27.240 a strategy

00:17:28.000 of attacking

00:17:29.320 the weaker

00:17:30.080 Russian forces

00:17:31.500 as obviously

00:17:32.460 one would

00:17:33.080 and getting

00:17:34.680 them to

00:17:35.160 scurry around

00:17:35.960 and create

00:17:36.980 bad morale

00:17:37.580 so that the

00:17:38.340 stronger forces

00:17:39.140 don't have

00:17:40.120 enough support

00:17:40.700 to do what

00:17:41.160 they do

00:17:41.480 it looks like

00:17:42.920 it might work

00:17:43.480 now of course

00:17:44.740 Putin will

00:17:45.840 have to

00:17:46.360 he said

00:17:47.360 he's in no

00:17:47.940 hurry

00:17:48.380 there's no

00:17:49.720 rush

00:17:50.200 I don't

00:17:51.600 believe that

00:17:52.060 for a

00:17:52.400 minute

00:17:52.620 do you

00:17:54.220 believe that

00:17:54.620 Russia

00:17:54.900 doesn't feel

00:17:55.860 like there's

00:17:56.220 any hurry

00:17:57.000 they can

00:17:58.320 just stay

00:17:58.880 there and

00:17:59.280 grind away

00:17:59.760 until they

00:18:00.060 get what

00:18:00.340 they want

00:18:00.700 I feel

00:18:02.000 like they

00:18:02.320 probably feel

00:18:03.020 some

00:18:03.420 pressure

00:18:04.380 now

00:18:04.680 I don't

00:18:05.540 think that's

00:18:05.960 true that

00:18:06.360 they're not

00:18:07.080 in a hurry

00:18:07.440 anyway so

00:18:11.720 that's what it

00:18:12.080 looks like

00:18:12.420 in Ukraine

00:18:13.020 it's

00:18:14.520 now been

00:18:15.000 how many

00:18:15.560 weeks has

00:18:16.320 been since

00:18:17.040 Russia has 0.96

00:18:17.740 not mounted

00:18:18.360 a successful

00:18:19.640 offensive or

00:18:22.480 defensive attack

00:18:23.700 or at least

00:18:24.940 not one of

00:18:25.560 scale

00:18:25.960 it feels

00:18:28.780 like

00:18:29.080 we could

00:18:30.700 predict the

00:18:31.400 end of that

00:18:31.980 war now

00:18:32.520 anyway

00:18:33.060 we've reached

00:18:36.340 this weird

00:18:36.860 period in

00:18:37.440 history

00:18:37.780 where

00:18:39.720 people are

00:18:42.300 openly saying

00:18:43.220 they don't

00:18:43.660 care if

00:18:44.100 what they're

00:18:44.460 saying is

00:18:44.960 true

00:18:45.260 which is

00:18:47.680 very different

00:18:48.360 than how

00:18:48.840 it's been

00:18:49.280 it feels

00:18:50.100 like just

00:18:50.520 the last

00:18:50.940 year that

00:18:51.460 happened

00:18:51.860 you all

00:18:54.300 remember the

00:18:54.760 story of

00:18:55.280 Sam Harris

00:18:55.980 saying that

00:18:58.260 he wasn't

00:18:59.380 so upset

00:19:00.580 that the

00:19:01.640 media hid

00:19:02.260 the Hunter

00:19:03.240 laptop story

00:19:04.200 because

00:19:04.960 maybe that

00:19:06.740 helps keep

00:19:07.740 a dictator

00:19:08.240 out of

00:19:08.600 office

00:19:08.940 or something

00:19:10.060 like that

00:19:10.800 but here

00:19:11.680 Joel Pollack

00:19:12.520 is reporting

00:19:13.060 in Breitbart

00:19:13.580 about this

00:19:15.380 guy Greenblatt

00:19:16.240 so I guess

00:19:17.280 he's the head

00:19:17.660 of the ADL

00:19:18.580 and he

00:19:20.100 participated in

00:19:20.880 this week's

00:19:21.380 unity summit

00:19:22.300 at the White

00:19:22.740 House

00:19:22.960 and he

00:19:25.380 was asked

00:19:25.940 by Jake

00:19:27.100 Turks 0.99

00:19:27.720 who's a

00:19:28.300 White House

00:19:28.700 correspondent for

00:19:29.600 the Orthodox

00:19:30.220 Jewish magazine

00:19:31.500 Amin 0.72

00:19:32.640 now keep

00:19:34.260 in mind

00:19:34.760 that this

00:19:36.960 is Jake

00:19:37.560 Turks 0.99

00:19:38.100 right

00:19:38.760 so

00:19:39.700 Orthodox

00:19:40.820 Jewish

00:19:41.700 correspondent

00:19:43.860 so the

00:19:45.620 Orthodox

00:19:46.040 Jewish

00:19:46.700 correspondent

00:19:47.340 said

00:19:47.920 he asked

00:19:50.680 Greenblatt 0.97

00:19:51.260 whether it

00:19:51.640 was in

00:19:51.940 good faith

00:19:52.580 for the

00:19:52.980 President

00:19:53.360 Biden

00:19:54.040 to attempt

00:19:54.880 to unify

00:19:55.340 the country

00:19:55.800 while using

00:19:56.400 a divisive

00:19:57.120 hoax

00:19:57.520 that had

00:19:58.340 been widely

00:19:58.920 debunked

00:19:59.660 meaning that

00:20:00.340 Charlottesville

00:20:01.060 fine people

00:20:01.820 hoax

00:20:02.100 and remember

00:20:03.300 the people

00:20:04.020 marching in

00:20:04.660 Charlottesville

00:20:05.240 were chanting

00:20:06.740 anti-Semitic

00:20:09.180 things

00:20:09.660 and here's

00:20:11.680 a Jewish

00:20:12.340 correspondent

00:20:13.160 Orthodox

00:20:14.240 Jewish

00:20:14.820 correspondent

00:20:15.400 who even

00:20:16.580 he knows

00:20:17.220 that

00:20:18.280 the fine

00:20:19.640 people part

00:20:20.220 of it

00:20:20.420 was a hoax

00:20:20.940 now obviously

00:20:21.860 he knows

00:20:22.580 the Nazis 0.71

00:20:23.060 were real

00:20:23.640 but the

00:20:25.040 people who

00:20:25.640 were lumped

00:20:26.240 in with him

00:20:26.660 the so-called

00:20:27.200 fine people

00:20:27.860 he knows

00:20:29.060 that part

00:20:29.460 was a hoax

00:20:30.140 so he asked

00:20:31.280 this guy

00:20:31.720 how can you

00:20:32.880 debate a

00:20:33.320 unity summit

00:20:33.960 and present

00:20:35.560 basically

00:20:36.100 a hoax

00:20:37.200 divisive

00:20:38.400 hoax

00:20:38.740 and what

00:20:40.540 do you think

00:20:40.960 Greenblatt 0.97

00:20:41.520 said

00:20:41.940 when confronted

00:20:43.640 with the fact

00:20:44.400 that it's

00:20:45.460 obviously a

00:20:46.120 hoax

00:20:46.360 it's widely

00:20:46.960 debunked

00:20:48.020 and yet

00:20:48.560 it's still

00:20:48.900 part of the

00:20:49.320 package

00:20:49.700 what do you

00:20:50.620 think he

00:20:50.940 said

00:20:51.240 he basically

00:20:54.040 defended

00:20:54.600 lying

00:20:55.060 I mean

00:20:58.540 I'm

00:20:59.680 summarizing

00:21:00.820 it in a

00:21:01.120 way that

00:21:01.380 he definitely

00:21:01.860 would not

00:21:02.520 so he

00:21:03.680 would not

00:21:04.080 agree with

00:21:04.580 my

00:21:04.820 characterization

00:21:05.380 of it

00:21:05.940 but if

00:21:06.580 you read

00:21:06.900 his answer

00:21:07.340 it looks

00:21:07.760 like he

00:21:08.320 said

00:21:08.560 basically

00:21:09.040 it doesn't

00:21:09.420 matter

00:21:09.720 because what

00:21:10.880 he did

00:21:11.180 was he

00:21:11.560 blamed

00:21:11.900 Trump

00:21:12.420 for being 0.98

00:21:13.840 a poor

00:21:14.280 communicator

00:21:15.100 that allowed

00:21:16.680 that to

00:21:17.160 happen

00:21:17.500 so in

00:21:18.720 other words

00:21:19.080 he blamed

00:21:19.540 Trump

00:21:20.060 for the

00:21:21.100 fact that

00:21:21.540 there was

00:21:21.940 an incorrect

00:21:23.480 hoax

00:21:23.860 about him

00:21:24.440 and that

00:21:25.520 the Democrats

00:21:26.260 can still

00:21:26.940 use that

00:21:27.520 incorrect

00:21:28.020 hoax

00:21:28.520 and Greenblatt

00:21:30.260 argued that

00:21:31.100 if Trump

00:21:32.460 was a better

00:21:32.920 communicator

00:21:33.660 they wouldn't

00:21:34.100 be able to

00:21:34.500 use that

00:21:34.920 hoax

00:21:35.220 against him

00:21:35.880 so it's

00:21:36.620 his own 0.99

00:21:36.980 damn fault 1.00

00:21:37.620 now again 0.99

00:21:40.040 I don't

00:21:41.280 think he

00:21:41.660 would agree

00:21:42.200 with my

00:21:42.740 characterization

00:21:43.320 of his

00:21:44.140 opinion

00:21:44.480 but that's

00:21:45.520 how it

00:21:45.780 read

00:21:46.080 in other

00:21:47.180 words that's

00:21:47.540 how I

00:21:47.780 received it

00:21:48.380 as did

00:21:48.900 other people

00:21:49.380 who read

00:21:49.660 it

00:21:49.860 and I

00:21:51.940 feel like

00:21:52.500 this is

00:21:52.860 the beginning

00:21:53.300 of a

00:21:53.580 trend

00:21:53.880 where people

00:21:56.100 are actually

00:21:56.680 completely

00:21:57.300 willing to

00:21:58.000 admit that

00:21:58.960 the arguments

00:21:59.640 they're using

00:22:00.320 are not

00:22:00.720 real

00:22:00.980 and they're

00:22:02.460 still saying

00:22:02.920 yeah the

00:22:03.260 argument's

00:22:03.680 not real

00:22:04.160 but I

00:22:05.480 really really

00:22:05.920 want to

00:22:06.260 win because

00:22:06.780 winning's

00:22:07.260 good too

00:22:07.820 it's never

00:22:10.440 been so

00:22:10.920 overt

00:22:11.520 I mean in the

00:22:12.980 past people

00:22:13.580 would really

00:22:14.000 like they'd

00:22:15.320 go to the

00:22:15.720 grave defending

00:22:17.420 the thing

00:22:17.880 they were

00:22:18.100 saying but

00:22:18.760 now people

00:22:19.220 don't feel

00:22:19.720 the need to

00:22:20.240 even be

00:22:21.740 honest about

00:22:22.520 it

00:22:22.880 for example

00:22:25.020 today in

00:22:26.100 the news

00:22:26.540 well you

00:22:29.140 know once

00:22:29.640 you lose

00:22:30.320 any sense

00:22:31.660 that reason

00:22:32.480 and logic

00:22:33.060 and data

00:22:33.520 matter

00:22:33.940 what are

00:22:34.380 you left

00:22:34.700 with

00:22:35.000 well we're

00:22:36.600 left with

00:22:37.260 different ways

00:22:38.480 to compare

00:22:39.040 the other

00:22:39.480 side to

00:22:39.960 Hitler 0.78

00:22:40.200 and that's

00:22:41.540 it

00:22:41.800 all of

00:22:43.120 America

00:22:43.480 politics

00:22:43.960 is now

00:22:44.440 boiled down

00:22:44.960 to who

00:22:45.900 can make

00:22:46.320 a more

00:22:46.640 convincing

00:22:47.100 case

00:22:47.600 that the

00:22:48.600 other side

00:22:49.080 reminds you

00:22:49.920 of Hitler 0.92

00:22:50.340 more

00:22:51.180 and here's

00:22:52.280 the weird

00:22:52.640 part

00:22:53.040 the reminding

00:22:54.860 of no

00:22:56.160 longer is

00:22:56.760 connected to

00:22:57.440 what they

00:22:57.780 might actually

00:22:58.400 do

00:22:58.820 it used

00:23:01.420 to be

00:23:01.680 maybe

00:23:01.980 but isn't

00:23:03.020 now

00:23:03.340 now I don't

00:23:04.640 think it

00:23:04.960 even matters

00:23:05.600 what the

00:23:07.120 Republicans

00:23:07.580 or the

00:23:07.980 Democrats

00:23:08.400 would do

00:23:09.400 it only

00:23:10.680 matters if

00:23:11.200 you can

00:23:11.440 make the

00:23:11.760 argument that

00:23:12.280 it reminds

00:23:12.880 me

00:23:13.160 it reminds

00:23:14.440 me a little

00:23:14.940 bit more

00:23:15.420 of a Hitler 0.93

00:23:15.900 thing

00:23:16.180 for example

00:23:16.860 on social

00:23:18.100 media today

00:23:18.780 there are

00:23:20.160 pictures of

00:23:20.780 the MAGA

00:23:21.760 crowd

00:23:22.300 holding one

00:23:24.240 finger up

00:23:24.800 in the air

00:23:25.260 I'm not

00:23:27.180 going to do

00:23:27.500 the sign

00:23:28.020 because I've

00:23:29.600 learned that

00:23:30.460 as a

00:23:31.140 white man

00:23:31.980 in America 0.97

00:23:32.460 if you don't

00:23:33.360 know this

00:23:33.780 this is very

00:23:34.500 important

00:23:34.840 let me give

00:23:35.300 you a lesson

00:23:35.900 I'll have to

00:23:37.500 stand up

00:23:37.880 for this

00:23:38.220 very important

00:23:40.340 lesson

00:23:40.700 if I could

00:23:41.340 give this

00:23:41.700 to you

00:23:42.140 as a

00:23:43.200 white man

00:23:43.580 in America 0.95

00:23:44.060 you're not

00:23:46.500 allowed to

00:23:47.060 lift your

00:23:47.620 arms

00:23:48.060 above

00:23:49.440 here

00:23:50.020 for any

00:23:52.220 reason

00:23:52.560 if somebody

00:23:53.860 asks you

00:23:54.360 to reach

00:23:54.980 for something

00:23:55.560 on a high

00:23:56.620 shelf

00:23:57.060 for them

00:23:57.640 and you're

00:23:57.940 the tall

00:23:58.260 one

00:23:58.500 don't just

00:24:00.300 lift your

00:24:01.060 one arm

00:24:01.560 up because

00:24:02.300 they're going

00:24:02.560 to take a

00:24:02.920 picture of

00:24:03.300 it

00:24:03.480 and then

00:24:04.520 who's

00:24:05.760 Hitler 0.78

00:24:05.960 then

00:24:06.420 you are

00:24:07.640 so instead

00:24:09.160 if somebody

00:24:09.640 says can you

00:24:10.220 reach that

00:24:10.660 on the high

00:24:11.120 shelf

00:24:11.560 there's only

00:24:12.460 one way

00:24:12.900 to do it

00:24:13.300 safely

00:24:13.660 you ready

00:24:14.280 have to

00:24:15.280 use both

00:24:15.720 hands

00:24:16.160 they have

00:24:16.860 to move

00:24:17.200 in unison

00:24:17.740 got it

00:24:20.240 here you

00:24:22.000 go

00:24:22.260 very important

00:24:23.820 if you start

00:24:25.180 using the

00:24:25.560 one hand

00:24:25.900 oh

00:24:26.420 whoa

00:24:28.420 that was

00:24:30.600 close

00:24:31.120 oh

00:24:32.200 yeah

00:24:32.960 oh

00:24:33.860 keep them

00:24:36.040 here

00:24:36.220 now

00:24:37.240 this advice

00:24:38.340 by the way

00:24:38.920 is not

00:24:40.160 only for

00:24:41.020 avoiding being

00:24:43.060 called the

00:24:43.680 Nazi

00:24:43.960 this also

00:24:45.200 applies to

00:24:45.820 dancing

00:24:46.280 you know

00:24:48.060 that right

00:24:48.440 if you're

00:24:48.920 a white

00:24:49.580 man

00:24:49.880 I learned

00:24:51.840 this a long

00:24:52.320 time ago

00:24:52.700 you can't

00:24:53.340 keep your

00:24:53.700 arms up

00:24:54.220 when you're

00:24:54.700 dancing

00:24:54.980 so you

00:24:55.520 don't want

00:24:55.780 to be

00:24:55.940 this

00:24:56.280 this is

00:25:00.000 not good 0.96

00:25:00.400 white man 0.93

00:25:00.860 dancing 0.89

00:25:01.240 the woman 0.98

00:25:04.460 who's

00:25:04.700 dancing

00:25:05.000 with you

00:25:05.480 will say

00:25:07.360 you know

00:25:07.600 I need

00:25:07.880 a drink

00:25:08.260 I think

00:25:08.780 I'm going

00:25:09.280 to go

00:25:09.400 to the

00:25:09.580 bar

00:25:09.780 I'm done

00:25:10.500 dancing

00:25:10.800 now

00:25:11.040 so I

00:25:13.020 learned

00:25:13.200 that if

00:25:13.520 you're

00:25:13.680 a white

00:25:13.920 guy

00:25:14.180 you need

00:25:15.500 to keep

00:25:15.780 your arms

00:25:16.240 low

00:25:16.740 like this

00:25:17.380 when you're

00:25:17.660 dancing

00:25:17.940 and nobody's

00:25:20.660 really looking

00:25:21.080 at your feet

00:25:21.700 so you've

00:25:23.120 just got to

00:25:23.420 be doing

00:25:23.720 this

00:25:24.040 like that

00:25:26.580 so it's

00:25:28.500 very important

00:25:29.140 very important

00:25:32.360 if you're a

00:25:32.900 white man

00:25:33.280 in America

00:25:33.720 never

00:25:34.320 never

00:25:35.180 raise your

00:25:36.380 arms above

00:25:37.080 your chest

00:25:38.180 unless it's

00:25:39.460 both of them

00:25:40.580 that's how

00:25:41.480 you stay

00:25:41.780 out of

00:25:42.020 trouble

00:25:42.280 well who

00:25:45.060 else looks

00:25:45.520 like Hitler 0.92

00:25:45.960 I saw a

00:25:46.460 picture of

00:25:47.060 John Bon

00:25:47.840 Jovi's

00:25:48.320 audience

00:25:48.700 with their

00:25:49.300 arms in

00:25:50.000 the air

00:25:50.340 and I

00:25:51.940 I trusted

00:25:53.680 John Bon

00:25:54.240 Jovi until

00:25:54.880 I saw that

00:25:55.800 he turned

00:25:56.160 his entire

00:25:56.780 audience

00:25:57.660 into

00:25:57.980 Hitler's 0.98

00:25:59.060 yeah

00:26:04.280 and do

00:26:05.100 you remember

00:26:05.460 a long

00:26:06.920 time ago

00:26:07.400 when something

00:26:08.560 would get

00:26:09.040 debunked

00:26:09.760 and then

00:26:11.360 it would be

00:26:11.840 embarrassing

00:26:12.300 to talk

00:26:12.860 about it

00:26:13.280 because people

00:26:13.740 would laugh

00:26:14.160 at you

00:26:14.460 they'd be

00:26:14.800 like 1.00

00:26:15.000 poor bastard 1.00

00:26:17.060 he's the 1.00

00:26:17.900 last person

00:26:18.520 who doesn't

00:26:19.040 know that

00:26:19.340 that's been

00:26:19.780 debunked

00:26:20.880 oh you 1.00

00:26:22.380 idiot 1.00

00:26:22.840 you don't 1.00

00:26:23.420 know what's

00:26:23.920 been debunked

00:26:25.040 but if you

00:26:25.920 notice now

00:26:26.520 that things

00:26:26.940 can be

00:26:27.320 completely

00:26:27.820 debunked

00:26:28.940 and people

00:26:30.740 will just

00:26:31.280 still say

00:26:31.980 them like

00:26:32.360 it never

00:26:32.700 happened

00:26:33.100 and I've

00:26:34.660 been doing

00:26:34.940 this on

00:26:35.320 social media

00:26:35.920 as like a

00:26:36.720 weird little

00:26:37.180 psychological

00:26:37.720 experiment

00:26:38.580 I told you

00:26:39.840 the other

00:26:40.140 day

00:26:40.420 somebody said

00:26:41.660 well you

00:26:42.560 can't prove

00:26:43.100 your claim

00:26:43.620 and then they

00:26:44.100 showed a link

00:26:44.600 that absolutely

00:26:45.600 proved it

00:26:46.260 I mean proved

00:26:47.120 it beyond a

00:26:47.760 shadow of a

00:26:48.540 doubt

00:26:48.720 and the people

00:26:50.160 who said

00:26:50.440 you can't

00:26:50.900 prove it

00:26:51.320 just kept

00:26:52.320 going

00:26:52.660 like it

00:26:54.140 didn't happen

00:26:54.720 it's the

00:26:56.380 weirdest thing

00:26:57.000 it's like a

00:26:58.080 social media

00:26:59.100 phenomenon

00:26:59.580 you've seen

00:27:00.500 it a lot

00:27:00.980 all right

00:27:02.720 so there's a

00:27:07.120 group as you

00:27:07.780 know called

00:27:08.600 they like to

00:27:09.360 call themselves 0.92

00:27:09.900 blacks for 1.00

00:27:10.600 Trump

00:27:10.980 and at the

00:27:12.260 rally last

00:27:12.840 night there

00:27:13.720 was a handful 0.60

00:27:14.260 of blacks for 0.99

00:27:15.440 Trump so 0.98

00:27:16.360 called

00:27:16.740 little signs

00:27:18.160 that say 0.93

00:27:18.580 blacks for 1.00

00:27:19.180 Trump 0.92

00:27:19.480 and there's

00:27:20.560 one photo

00:27:21.140 and remember

00:27:22.020 you can't

00:27:22.500 trust a photo

00:27:23.200 right

00:27:24.600 you can't

00:27:25.360 trust that

00:27:25.760 any photo

00:27:26.380 is real

00:27:26.960 or even

00:27:27.940 that it was

00:27:28.300 taken at

00:27:28.880 the right

00:27:29.200 in the same

00:27:30.140 place at

00:27:31.180 the time

00:27:31.540 that they

00:27:31.820 said it

00:27:32.120 was or

00:27:32.420 any of

00:27:32.620 that

00:27:32.820 so you

00:27:34.060 can't

00:27:34.260 trust

00:27:34.420 photos

00:27:34.820 and you

00:27:35.120 can't

00:27:35.300 trust

00:27:35.540 the people

00:27:35.980 in the

00:27:36.280 photos

00:27:36.620 or even

00:27:37.040 who they

00:27:37.500 say they

00:27:37.860 are

00:27:38.020 they might

00:27:38.440 be pretending

00:27:38.960 to be

00:27:39.320 somebody else

00:27:39.900 but there's

00:27:40.980 a photo

00:27:41.240 on social

00:27:41.640 media

00:27:41.980 of allegedly

00:27:42.820 at the

00:27:44.060 must have

00:27:44.960 been at

00:27:45.260 the

00:27:45.540 Trump

00:27:46.740 rally

00:27:47.040 yesterday

00:27:47.620 there were 0.82

00:27:49.160 the blacks 0.97

00:27:49.860 for Trump 0.92

00:27:50.260 were there

00:27:50.680 and then

00:27:51.040 there were

00:27:51.500 a bunch

00:27:52.140 of white

00:27:52.600 looking guys

00:27:53.420 doing the

00:27:55.000 okay hand

00:27:56.580 signal

00:27:56.980 and then

00:27:58.920 all the

00:27:59.260 Democrats

00:27:59.660 say

00:28:00.000 see

00:28:00.380 see

00:28:01.340 all those

00:28:02.620 racists 0.99

00:28:03.200 in there

00:28:03.600 now what

00:28:04.580 do you

00:28:04.820 all say

00:28:05.280 what do

00:28:06.200 you all

00:28:06.480 say

00:28:06.740 you all

00:28:07.900 say

00:28:08.280 oh my

00:28:09.620 god

00:28:10.100 the

00:28:10.740 okay

00:28:11.320 sign

00:28:11.740 is just

00:28:12.400 an okay

00:28:12.900 sign

00:28:13.380 right

00:28:13.820 and then

00:28:15.260 you say

00:28:15.740 but then

00:28:17.760 you look

00:28:18.520 at the

00:28:18.820 picture

00:28:19.060 and you

00:28:19.460 can see

00:28:19.760 that they

00:28:20.120 weren't

00:28:20.380 making

00:28:20.720 just

00:28:21.060 an okay

00:28:21.500 sign

00:28:21.880 right

00:28:22.960 if you

00:28:23.720 look at

00:28:24.020 the picture

00:28:24.440 it's very

00:28:25.580 obvious

00:28:25.980 they weren't

00:28:26.660 making

00:28:27.180 an okay

00:28:27.600 sign

00:28:27.960 okay

00:28:28.700 that part

00:28:29.140 you can

00:28:29.400 rule

00:28:29.600 out

00:28:29.840 but you

00:28:31.020 say to

00:28:31.320 me

00:28:31.520 scott

00:28:32.520 scott

00:28:32.820 scott

00:28:33.060 scott

00:28:33.240 scott

00:28:33.500 you don't

00:28:34.380 know this

00:28:34.780 was a

00:28:35.080 4chan

00:28:35.500 prank

00:28:36.140 4chan

00:28:37.620 made it

00:28:38.000 the prank

00:28:38.360 that the

00:28:38.760 okay

00:28:39.140 symbol

00:28:39.540 was a

00:28:40.120 white 0.61

00:28:40.600 supremacist

00:28:41.680 then

00:28:41.880 and so

00:28:43.020 it's a

00:28:43.260 prank

00:28:43.540 to

00:28:44.880 to which

00:28:45.060 to which

00:28:45.080 I say

00:28:45.660 yeah

00:28:46.600 it is

00:28:46.880 a

00:28:47.000 prank

00:28:47.280 by 0.85

00:28:49.080 racists

00:28:51.400 it's

00:28:53.920 sort of

00:28:54.180 like

00:28:54.400 it's

00:28:55.920 hard to

00:28:56.260 explain

00:28:56.880 because it's

00:28:58.060 so on

00:28:58.480 the nose

00:28:59.000 the racists

00:29:00.300 themselves

00:29:00.960 do that

00:29:02.800 okay

00:29:03.220 signal

00:29:03.720 in photographs

00:29:04.660 partly as

00:29:05.920 a prank

00:29:06.420 but also

00:29:07.440 because they

00:29:07.960 are racists

00:29:08.680 they're not

00:29:10.300 not racists

00:29:11.240 the only

00:29:12.120 people who

00:29:12.540 do that

00:29:12.880 are the

00:29:13.120 racists

00:29:13.660 now I 0.98

00:29:15.440 have to

00:29:15.720 tell you

00:29:16.080 that I

00:29:16.460 did save

00:29:16.940 a friend

00:29:17.480 who was

00:29:18.900 about to

00:29:19.400 post a

00:29:19.880 picture of

00:29:20.340 himself

00:29:20.800 standing

00:29:21.880 with somebody

00:29:22.520 who did

00:29:22.920 that prank 0.95

00:29:23.440 on him

00:29:23.900 and I

00:29:26.500 you know

00:29:26.920 I saved

00:29:27.660 him in

00:29:27.940 time

00:29:28.180 because he

00:29:28.520 didn't

00:29:28.700 realize that

00:29:29.240 that the

00:29:29.640 prank was

00:29:30.060 being played

00:29:30.520 on him

00:29:30.840 now

00:29:31.960 I would

00:29:33.420 never

00:29:33.780 take my

00:29:34.600 picture

00:29:34.940 with a

00:29:35.680 random

00:29:36.020 group of

00:29:36.800 mega

00:29:37.100 supporters

00:29:37.660 because one

00:29:39.380 of those 1.00

00:29:39.720 fuckers is 1.00

00:29:40.360 going to do 1.00

00:29:40.760 that

00:29:41.140 right

00:29:42.180 now

00:29:43.180 I'm not

00:29:44.420 blaming

00:29:44.760 mega

00:29:45.240 people

00:29:45.580 obviously

00:29:46.260 obviously

00:29:47.380 this is not

00:29:48.000 about mega

00:29:48.480 people

00:29:48.780 but if you

00:29:49.500 put 15

00:29:50.320 random

00:29:50.860 people from

00:29:52.140 a Trump

00:29:52.640 rally

00:29:53.060 behind me

00:29:53.820 one of 1.00

00:29:54.820 those fucking 1.00

00:29:55.440 assholes is 1.00

00:29:56.080 going to make 1.00

00:29:56.400 that sign

00:29:57.000 so that

00:29:58.200 you know

00:29:58.620 so that I

00:29:59.320 have a problem

00:29:59.920 the next time

00:30:00.560 it shows up

00:30:01.160 in a photograph

00:30:01.680 right

00:30:02.140 now

00:30:03.300 it is a

00:30:04.120 funny prank

00:30:04.780 I'm pro

00:30:06.940 prank

00:30:07.380 right

00:30:08.580 so I have

00:30:09.000 to be

00:30:09.240 consistent

00:30:09.640 because I

00:30:10.260 play pranks

00:30:11.120 on people

00:30:11.560 so I'm

00:30:12.340 going to be

00:30:12.640 consistent

00:30:13.100 and say

00:30:13.540 it is

00:30:13.960 kind of

00:30:14.260 funny

00:30:14.520 it is

00:30:16.240 funny

00:30:16.580 all right

00:30:17.520 it's not

00:30:18.100 that I

00:30:18.360 don't laugh

00:30:18.820 at it

00:30:19.220 I just

00:30:20.500 don't want

00:30:20.820 it to

00:30:21.020 happen

00:30:21.180 to me

00:30:21.580 right

00:30:22.580 but

00:30:23.460 don't fool

00:30:24.540 yourself

00:30:25.080 is there

00:30:26.440 anybody here

00:30:26.940 who would

00:30:27.320 disagree

00:30:27.720 with the

00:30:28.180 following

00:30:28.480 statement

00:30:29.040 a large

00:30:32.260 Trump rally

00:30:32.960 will

00:30:34.180 pretty much

00:30:34.800 always

00:30:35.360 attract

00:30:35.940 some

00:30:36.380 actual

00:30:36.940 racists

00:30:37.600 does anybody

00:30:39.200 disagree with

00:30:39.780 that

00:30:39.940 a Trump

00:30:41.240 rally

00:30:41.640 if it's

00:30:42.240 big enough

00:30:42.740 will

00:30:44.220 guarantee

00:30:44.740 it

00:30:45.120 attract

00:30:46.680 some

00:30:47.280 some

00:30:48.540 total

00:30:49.620 racists 0.63

00:30:50.080 now

00:30:51.680 how about

00:30:52.900 this

00:30:53.280 a

00:30:54.740 Democrat

00:30:56.940 rally

00:30:57.440 if it's

00:30:58.220 a big

00:30:58.520 enough

00:30:58.700 size

00:30:59.140 true

00:31:00.280 or

00:31:00.440 false

00:31:00.780 will

00:31:02.120 attract

00:31:02.580 some 0.98

00:31:03.060 pedophiles 0.92

00:31:03.680 if it's

00:31:05.300 a big

00:31:05.600 enough

00:31:05.800 crowd

00:31:06.240 true

00:31:06.640 or

00:31:06.780 false

00:31:07.060 yeah

00:31:08.220 every

00:31:08.480 time

00:31:08.860 every

00:31:09.720 time

00:31:10.060 does

00:31:12.020 that

00:31:12.220 mean

00:31:12.440 that

00:31:12.860 Democrats

00:31:14.740 are the

00:31:15.620 party

00:31:16.540 of 1.00

00:31:16.760 pedophiles

00:31:17.320 well

00:31:19.340 yes

00:31:19.580 it

00:31:19.700 does

00:31:20.020 but

00:31:20.440 that's

00:31:20.680 a

00:31:20.800 coincidence

00:31:21.240 and it's

00:31:22.420 not because

00:31:22.920 a few

00:31:23.220 of them

00:31:23.440 showed up

00:31:23.820 at a

00:31:24.000 rally

00:31:24.240 right

00:31:25.640 I'm just

00:31:27.040 kidding

00:31:27.360 sort of

00:31:28.740 is it

00:31:33.260 possible

00:31:33.680 to get

00:31:34.120 past

00:31:34.460 the idea

00:31:35.080 that the

00:31:36.700 supporter

00:31:37.240 defines

00:31:37.980 the leader

00:31:38.600 and if

00:31:42.320 the supporters

00:31:42.980 define the

00:31:43.700 leader

00:31:43.980 which

00:31:44.980 supporters

00:31:45.460 get to

00:31:45.860 do it

00:31:46.240 is it

00:31:47.120 the ones

00:31:47.440 who are

00:31:47.620 not

00:31:47.820 racist

00:31:48.240 or the

00:31:48.540 ones

00:31:48.720 who are

00:31:49.060 who gets

00:31:50.420 to define

00:31:50.960 who the

00:31:51.260 leader

00:31:51.480 is

00:31:51.760 and

00:31:53.460 can we

00:31:54.840 get to

00:31:55.120 the point

00:31:55.420 where we

00:31:55.860 can be

00:31:56.100 a little

00:31:56.400 bit

00:31:56.600 realistic

00:31:57.080 that most 1.00

00:31:58.580 people suck 1.00

00:31:59.380 but in 1.00

00:31:59.780 different ways

00:32:00.480 sure

00:32:01.660 you're not

00:32:02.180 a pedophile

00:32:02.820 but 0.95

00:32:03.140 probably did

00:32:04.360 something I

00:32:04.860 don't like

00:32:05.320 sure

00:32:07.080 maybe you're

00:32:07.640 not a

00:32:07.920 racist

00:32:08.260 but you

00:32:09.140 probably did

00:32:09.700 something I

00:32:10.260 don't like

00:32:10.780 any large

00:32:13.260 group of

00:32:13.720 Americans

00:32:14.220 is filled

00:32:14.760 with 1.00

00:32:15.060 bastards 1.00

00:32:16.020 and 1.00

00:32:16.340 cocksuckers 1.00

00:32:17.100 and fuckers 1.00

00:32:17.860 and criminals 1.00

00:32:18.940 and pedophiles 1.00

00:32:19.960 and murderers 1.00

00:32:20.840 and perverts 1.00

00:32:22.580 and communists 0.93

00:32:23.980 that's who we

00:32:26.100 are

00:32:26.440 that's basically

00:32:27.920 who we are

00:32:28.620 you got your

00:32:30.020 problem

00:32:30.400 I got mine

00:32:31.140 might be

00:32:31.960 different

00:32:32.300 right 1.00

00:32:33.320 bitches 1.00

00:32:33.740 so one of 0.99

00:32:38.260 the things

00:32:38.560 I've always

00:32:39.020 liked about

00:32:39.660 Trump

00:32:40.120 and correct

00:32:41.180 me if I'm

00:32:41.640 wrong

00:32:41.900 but his

00:32:43.260 supporters

00:32:43.680 always look

00:32:44.200 like a pirate

00:32:44.780 ship

00:32:45.140 don't they

00:32:47.040 I've always

00:32:48.400 I have never

00:32:49.260 lost that

00:32:49.980 that image

00:32:51.900 of all

00:32:52.960 Trump supporters

00:32:53.680 being on a

00:32:54.240 pirate ship

00:32:54.800 because

00:32:56.700 he doesn't

00:32:57.900 say you

00:32:58.400 know yes

00:32:58.900 no by

00:32:59.740 race or

00:33:00.620 ethnicity

00:33:01.060 or any of

00:33:01.540 that

00:33:01.760 he just

00:33:02.820 likes pirates

00:33:03.500 am I right

00:33:06.700 he just

00:33:07.560 likes pirates

00:33:08.260 and I have

00:33:09.800 to admit I

00:33:10.320 kind of like

00:33:10.820 pirates too

00:33:11.480 you know in

00:33:12.400 the metaphorical

00:33:13.320 sense

00:33:13.620 that if

00:33:15.420 you look at

00:33:15.840 the people

00:33:16.380 who support

00:33:16.920 Trump

00:33:17.280 it is a

00:33:18.560 grab bag

00:33:19.280 of all

00:33:19.900 kinds of

00:33:20.780 different

00:33:21.660 backgrounds

00:33:22.300 and they're

00:33:23.080 not all

00:33:23.620 savory

00:33:24.020 some of

00:33:25.560 them are

00:33:25.840 pretty unsavory

00:33:26.680 but the

00:33:27.700 fact that he

00:33:28.240 appeals to

00:33:28.880 the unsavory

00:33:29.840 as well as

00:33:30.680 in some

00:33:31.520 cases the

00:33:32.120 savory

00:33:32.440 is part of

00:33:33.600 a feature

00:33:33.980 that's not

00:33:34.540 a flaw

00:33:35.360 that's a

00:33:36.180 feature

00:33:36.420 I like the

00:33:38.300 fact that

00:33:38.780 he's open

00:33:39.260 to anybody

00:33:39.720 who likes

00:33:40.180 him

00:33:40.380 you think

00:33:43.000 that'd

00:33:43.400 just be

00:33:43.760 a terrible

00:33:44.880 ego flaw

00:33:46.260 but I

00:33:47.380 don't think

00:33:47.800 so

00:33:48.100 I don't

00:33:49.060 think so

00:33:49.460 I think

00:33:50.300 if you're

00:33:50.620 talking about

00:33:51.340 being a

00:33:52.520 leader of

00:33:53.160 Americans

00:33:53.800 being able

00:33:55.040 to appreciate

00:33:55.920 the entire

00:33:57.200 pirate ship

00:33:57.940 of America

00:33:58.640 to me that

00:34:00.080 seems like a

00:34:00.620 plus

00:34:00.900 but if you

00:34:02.740 get on the

00:34:03.180 pirate ship

00:34:03.740 and you say

00:34:04.140 alright that

00:34:04.780 pirate's a 0.98

00:34:05.360 deplorable 0.97

00:34:05.940 that pirate's 0.87

00:34:08.040 non-binary

00:34:08.680 I like that

00:34:09.300 one

00:34:09.500 I like that

00:34:10.160 one

00:34:10.780 I mean if

00:34:11.980 you start

00:34:12.300 sorting the

00:34:12.920 pirates into

00:34:13.500 good pirates

00:34:14.160 and bad

00:34:14.580 pirates 0.98

00:34:15.000 you're a 1.00

00:34:16.120 fucked up 1.00

00:34:16.640 leader 0.99

00:34:16.960 if you get

00:34:19.080 on the

00:34:19.400 pirate ship

00:34:19.980 and you say

00:34:20.480 alright pirates

00:34:21.740 we're all in

00:34:22.620 this together

00:34:23.180 let's go

00:34:24.600 let's go get

00:34:25.520 some booty

00:34:26.020 but we'll

00:34:26.680 share it

00:34:27.440 then that

00:34:28.180 makes a lot

00:34:28.580 more sense

00:34:29.080 I don't

00:34:29.460 mind being

00:34:29.840 on that

00:34:30.180 pirate ship

00:34:30.760 fentanyl

00:34:37.040 so

00:34:37.740 as requested

00:34:39.740 I'd

00:34:40.800 ask for

00:34:41.440 Machiavelli's

00:34:43.280 underbelly

00:34:43.720 to have

00:34:44.200 AI produce

00:34:45.080 a list

00:34:45.640 or produce

00:34:46.560 an art

00:34:47.160 of a

00:34:47.880 rendering

00:34:48.240 of a

00:34:49.120 pile of

00:34:49.580 dead bodies

00:34:50.280 300 of

00:34:51.820 them

00:34:51.960 so we

00:34:52.300 can show

00:34:52.580 how many

00:34:52.980 die every

00:34:53.840 day from

00:34:54.300 fentanyl

00:34:54.860 overdoses

00:34:55.640 and so

00:34:57.140 I've been

00:34:58.320 retweeting

00:34:58.840 those every

00:34:59.360 morning

00:34:59.620 but I

00:35:00.620 wondered

00:35:00.920 if you

00:35:01.360 were to

00:35:01.600 pile the

00:35:02.280 corpses

00:35:02.660 one on

00:35:03.480 top of

00:35:03.840 the other

00:35:04.220 lying flat

00:35:05.780 so not

00:35:06.500 standing up

00:35:07.500 because they're

00:35:07.940 corpses

00:35:08.280 laying flat

00:35:09.780 so how tall

00:35:10.760 would the

00:35:11.060 average corpse

00:35:11.780 body be

00:35:12.520 not quite a

00:35:15.720 foot

00:35:16.020 depends how

00:35:16.960 fat you are

00:35:17.640 but maybe 0.94

00:35:18.840 six inches

00:35:19.860 to a foot

00:35:20.400 something like

00:35:20.760 that

00:35:21.240 let's say

00:35:21.860 a foot

00:35:22.160 and let's

00:35:24.320 say if you

00:35:24.720 piled all

00:35:25.520 the dead

00:35:26.040 overdose

00:35:26.880 fentanyl

00:35:27.380 people

00:35:27.660 one on

00:35:28.120 top of

00:35:28.460 the other

00:35:28.800 it would

00:35:30.040 be

00:35:30.520 just in

00:35:31.320 rough

00:35:31.560 numbers

00:35:32.060 about

00:35:33.120 200,000

00:35:34.280 feet high

00:35:34.880 because that's

00:35:36.920 about how

00:35:37.280 many people

00:35:37.700 died

00:35:38.060 times one

00:35:38.840 foot

00:35:39.120 about 200,000

00:35:41.000 do you know

00:35:41.980 what the

00:35:42.300 biggest building

00:35:43.340 in America

00:35:43.840 is do you

00:35:44.280 know how high

00:35:44.820 the biggest

00:35:46.540 one

00:35:46.840 it's under

00:35:48.580 2,000

00:35:49.260 feet

00:35:49.880 so the

00:35:52.820 the corpses

00:35:53.660 even put

00:35:54.600 flat flat

00:35:55.660 on top of

00:35:56.220 each other

00:35:56.600 piled high

00:35:57.240 would be

00:35:58.460 ten times

00:35:59.240 higher than

00:36:00.500 the highest

00:36:01.100 skyscraper in

00:36:02.240 the United

00:36:02.560 States

00:36:03.020 that's

00:36:04.940 just the

00:36:05.320 people killed

00:36:05.880 with fentanyl

00:36:07.060 overdoses

00:36:07.640 thanks to

00:36:08.760 China and

00:36:09.420 the cartels

00:36:10.100 there isn't

00:36:12.440 any chance

00:36:13.040 we're not

00:36:13.440 going to

00:36:13.840 war with

00:36:14.300 Mexico

00:36:14.920 there's no

00:36:17.240 way that

00:36:17.580 doesn't

00:36:17.860 happen

00:36:18.180 I mean

00:36:19.980 I don't

00:36:20.380 know how

00:36:20.680 many people

00:36:21.180 have to

00:36:21.960 die in

00:36:22.460 a specific

00:36:23.080 manner

00:36:23.500 but at

00:36:24.620 some point

00:36:25.420 there's going

00:36:26.360 to be a

00:36:26.980 trip

00:36:27.320 you know

00:36:28.340 like it

00:36:29.300 doesn't look

00:36:29.740 like it's

00:36:30.120 going to

00:36:30.380 happen

00:36:30.680 gradually

00:36:31.380 does it

00:36:31.840 I don't

00:36:32.880 think one

00:36:33.300 day we're

00:36:33.760 you know

00:36:34.460 I don't

00:36:34.700 think we're

00:36:35.040 going to

00:36:35.200 like build

00:36:36.120 up to

00:36:36.520 war with

00:36:36.960 Mexico

00:36:37.380 I feel

00:36:39.740 like you

00:36:40.440 know if

00:36:40.760 we have a

00:36:41.200 Republican

00:36:41.620 president

00:36:42.120 probably that's

00:36:43.240 the only way

00:36:43.640 it gets

00:36:43.900 done

00:36:44.120 I think

00:36:44.900 someday you're

00:36:45.580 just going to

00:36:45.940 wake up to

00:36:46.460 find out there's

00:36:47.040 been a massive

00:36:47.700 military campaign

00:36:48.740 in Mexico

00:36:49.300 and you'll

00:36:51.160 find out about

00:36:51.820 it after it

00:36:52.400 after it starts

00:36:53.260 your nephew

00:36:56.200 and your niece

00:36:56.940 died from

00:36:57.420 fentanyl

00:36:57.900 I'm sorry

00:36:58.460 join the club

00:37:01.500 so

00:37:02.600 but does

00:37:05.840 that blow 0.58

00:37:06.220 you away

00:37:06.680 that the

00:37:08.080 pile of

00:37:08.540 dead bodies

00:37:09.080 would be

00:37:09.620 200,000

00:37:11.520 feet tall

00:37:12.160 because that's

00:37:13.100 how many

00:37:13.340 people have

00:37:13.860 died

00:37:14.100 so maybe

00:37:15.540 making a

00:37:16.120 visual makes

00:37:16.660 a difference

00:37:17.120 that the

00:37:18.320 statistic alone

00:37:19.160 does not

00:37:19.640 well today

00:37:23.240 was a

00:37:23.620 sort of a

00:37:24.260 weird day

00:37:25.180 and it

00:37:26.960 seemed like

00:37:27.340 the news

00:37:28.160 only had

00:37:28.900 one theme

00:37:30.240 today

00:37:30.660 which is

00:37:32.440 who is

00:37:33.140 more like

00:37:34.020 Hitler 0.78

00:37:34.480 and I think

00:37:35.620 we should

00:37:35.920 just use

00:37:36.280 that standard

00:37:36.800 for everything

00:37:37.300 we should

00:37:38.960 just give

00:37:39.580 up on

00:37:39.980 thinking

00:37:40.420 if you

00:37:41.640 go to

00:37:41.900 the store

00:37:42.300 let's go

00:37:43.120 back to

00:37:43.400 my

00:37:43.560 Starbucks

00:37:43.940 example

00:37:44.480 rather than

00:37:46.140 reading off

00:37:46.660 that long

00:37:47.180 menu

00:37:47.540 what I want

00:37:49.620 to do

00:37:49.940 is when

00:37:50.740 they say

00:37:51.060 how can

00:37:51.580 I help

00:37:51.840 you

00:37:51.960 what would

00:37:52.320 you like

00:37:52.700 I want

00:37:53.680 to say

00:37:53.900 to the

00:37:54.200 barista

00:37:54.500 can you

00:37:55.620 tell me

00:37:56.000 which of 1.00

00:37:56.420 your fucking 1.00

00:37:56.900 drinks 1.00

00:37:57.240 is least

00:37:57.740 like

00:37:58.040 Hitler 0.78

00:37:58.320 because

00:37:59.100 these

00:37:59.260 look a

00:37:59.620 lot

00:37:59.780 like

00:38:00.020 Hitler 0.78

00:38:00.260 to me

00:38:00.680 and then

00:38:01.940 I'll make

00:38:02.260 them defend

00:38:02.940 their drinks

00:38:04.540 until they

00:38:05.760 give me the

00:38:06.120 one that is

00:38:06.540 least like

00:38:07.200 Hitler 0.78

00:38:07.460 which I

00:38:08.780 assume would

00:38:09.180 be a

00:38:09.400 black coffee

00:38:09.960 and they'll

00:38:11.160 be happy

00:38:11.580 and they'll

00:38:12.000 be happy

00:38:12.380 but I

00:38:13.060 no longer

00:38:13.540 want to

00:38:13.940 think about

00:38:14.780 nutrition

00:38:16.140 and caffeine

00:38:17.860 and sugar

00:38:18.900 none of

00:38:20.640 that complexity

00:38:21.340 is making

00:38:22.880 me happy

00:38:23.400 I

00:38:24.300 just

00:38:24.620 want

00:38:24.840 to

00:38:24.920 know

00:38:25.120 which

00:38:25.460 Starbucks

00:38:25.980 drink

00:38:26.340 is the

00:38:26.760 most

00:38:27.060 like

00:38:27.320 Hitler 0.78

00:38:27.560 and the

00:38:28.040 least

00:38:28.280 like

00:38:28.580 Hitler 0.78

00:38:28.820 so I

00:38:29.640 can

00:38:29.740 have

00:38:29.980 the

00:38:30.120 one

00:38:30.260 that's

00:38:30.460 the

00:38:30.600 least

00:38:30.780 like

00:38:31.060 Hitler 0.78

00:38:31.280 now

00:38:32.460 if you're

00:38:33.340 shopping

00:38:33.620 for a

00:38:33.960 new

00:38:34.120 pet

00:38:34.420 do you

00:38:36.160 just

00:38:36.340 say

00:38:36.520 oh

00:38:36.780 this

00:38:37.000 one's

00:38:37.240 cute

00:38:37.640 or this

00:38:38.140 one

00:38:38.300 seems

00:38:38.560 to

00:38:38.760 like

00:38:38.960 me

00:38:39.120 that's

00:38:39.640 the

00:38:39.760 wrong

00:38:39.920 way

00:38:40.060 to

00:38:40.180 go

00:38:40.300 about

00:38:40.500 it

00:38:40.680 you

00:38:41.720 should

00:38:41.960 choose

00:38:42.440 the

00:38:42.620 pet

00:38:42.900 that's

00:38:43.380 the

00:38:43.540 least

00:38:43.900 like

00:38:44.220 Hitler 0.78

00:38:44.480 just

00:38:44.800 like

00:38:44.980 every

00:38:45.180 other

00:38:45.380 decision

00:38:45.780 in

00:38:45.960 your

00:38:53.400 special

00:38:53.760 that's

00:38:54.080 least

00:38:54.280 like

00:38:54.520 Hitler 0.78

00:38:54.740 there's

00:38:56.000 nothing

00:38:56.280 this

00:38:56.780 works

00:38:57.060 for

00:38:57.220 everything

00:38:57.580 there's

00:38:58.580 no

00:38:58.760 conversation

00:38:59.360 where you

00:38:59.780 can't

00:39:00.020 do

00:39:00.140 the

00:39:00.320 least

00:39:00.540 like

00:39:00.800 Hitler 0.78

00:39:01.040 and

00:39:02.940 especially

00:39:03.480 in

00:39:03.740 politics

00:39:04.200 I

00:39:05.080 don't

00:39:05.260 think

00:39:05.500 there

00:39:05.660 was

00:39:05.800 a

00:39:06.060 single 1.00

00:39:06.800 fucking 1.00

00:39:07.240 story 1.00

00:39:07.700 in the

00:39:08.020 news

00:39:08.220 today

00:39:08.560 that

00:39:09.200 wasn't

00:39:09.560 some

00:39:09.880 echo

00:39:10.280 of

00:39:10.620 what's

00:39:10.860 more

00:39:11.040 like

00:39:11.300 Hitler 0.78

00:39:11.520 now

00:39:13.500 how

00:39:13.980 often

00:39:14.260 do I

00:39:14.540 have

00:39:14.680 to

00:39:14.800 tell

00:39:15.000 you

00:39:15.260 that

00:39:15.980 if

00:39:16.120 you're

00:39:16.340 arguing

00:39:16.780 about

00:39:17.080 problems

00:39:17.620 that

00:39:17.820 aren't

00:39:18.020 real

00:39:18.340 you're

00:39:19.420 in

00:39:19.520 pretty

00:39:19.680 good

00:39:19.880 shape

00:39:20.140 and

00:39:22.180 we've

00:39:24.080 devolved

00:39:24.540 into

00:39:24.920 an

00:39:25.300 imaginary

00:39:25.800 world

00:39:26.400 where we

00:39:27.460 enter

00:39:27.800 to

00:39:28.080 just

00:39:28.660 talk

00:39:28.920 about

00:39:29.140 politics

00:39:29.740 in

00:39:31.000 the

00:39:31.140 real

00:39:31.360 world

00:39:31.760 we're

00:39:32.900 somewhat

00:39:33.300 aware

00:39:34.520 that

00:39:36.220 the

00:39:36.400 things

00:39:36.620 we

00:39:36.780 say

00:39:36.960 aren't

00:39:37.160 real

00:39:37.460 so

00:39:39.640 we

00:39:39.820 enter

00:39:40.020 this

00:39:40.260 imaginary

00:39:40.740 world

00:39:41.240 where

00:39:41.460 you

00:39:41.600 can

00:39:41.720 just

00:39:41.880 say

00:39:42.040 any 0.98

00:39:42.300 damn 0.99

00:39:42.600 thing 1.00

00:39:42.940 and

00:39:43.140 compare

00:39:43.400 it

00:39:43.540 to

00:39:43.620 Hitler 0.78

00:39:43.860 and

00:39:44.180 everybody

00:39:44.540 is

00:39:44.720 happy

00:39:45.020 what

00:39:48.260 about

00:39:48.440 the

00:39:48.620 oil

00:39:49.080 news

00:39:49.560 what

00:39:49.920 about

00:39:50.140 it

00:39:50.400 can't

00:39:58.860 take

00:39:59.020 the

00:39:59.200 fake

00:39:59.420 news

00:39:59.780 well

00:40:02.920 here's

00:40:03.240 the

00:40:03.340 thing

00:40:03.620 what

00:40:05.940 problems

00:40:06.480 are

00:40:06.700 unsolvable

00:40:07.380 right

00:40:07.700 now

00:40:07.960 what

00:40:10.060 are

00:40:10.240 our

00:40:10.540 unsolvable

00:40:11.260 problems

00:40:11.940 because

00:40:13.720 it

00:40:13.880 looks

00:40:14.060 to

00:40:14.220 me

00:40:14.400 I

00:40:14.680 think

00:40:14.880 we're

00:40:15.040 going

00:40:15.160 to

00:40:15.200 be

00:40:15.420 fine

00:40:15.980 on

00:40:16.180 climate

00:40:16.500 change

00:40:16.940 with

00:40:17.960 friction

00:40:18.420 it's

00:40:18.860 not

00:40:19.020 going

00:40:19.140 to

00:40:19.180 be

00:40:19.280 easy

00:40:19.520 but

00:40:19.760 we'll

00:40:19.920 be

00:40:20.060 fine

00:40:20.320 the

00:40:21.080 one

00:40:21.720 that

00:40:21.920 and

00:40:22.680 by

00:40:22.840 the

00:40:23.100 way

00:40:24.020 I

00:40:24.280 don't

00:40:24.840 know

00:40:24.940 this

00:40:25.120 is

00:40:25.300 a

00:40:25.660 related

00:40:27.300 topic

00:40:27.720 but

00:40:29.100 when

00:40:29.480 I

00:40:29.700 tweeted

00:40:30.140 the

00:40:30.320 other

00:40:30.460 day

00:40:30.660 that

00:40:30.840 Republicans

00:40:31.360 believe

00:40:32.200 that

00:40:32.400 you

00:40:33.000 make

00:40:33.280 money

00:40:33.700 by

00:40:34.560 hard

00:40:34.920 work

00:40:35.260 and

00:40:35.420 intelligent

00:40:35.880 risk

00:40:36.200 taking

00:40:36.520 and

00:40:37.300 that

00:40:37.460 I

00:40:37.620 said

00:40:37.860 that

00:40:38.040 Democrats

00:40:38.440 seem

00:40:38.740 to

00:40:38.880 think

00:40:39.100 all

00:40:39.340 the

00:40:39.480 money

00:40:39.680 that's

00:40:39.920 ever

00:40:40.100 been

00:40:40.320 made

00:40:40.720 already

00:40:41.580 exists

00:40:42.180 but

00:40:42.980 somebody

00:40:43.360 has

00:40:43.660 their

00:40:43.880 share

00:40:44.220 and

00:40:44.460 they

00:40:44.560 need

00:40:44.720 to

00:40:44.840 go

00:40:44.960 get

00:40:45.140 it

00:40:45.240 back

00:40:45.540 and

00:40:47.320 some

00:40:48.380 people

00:40:48.660 tweeted

00:40:49.000 at me

00:40:49.340 and said

00:40:49.640 that's

00:40:49.920 not

00:40:50.080 how

00:40:50.240 money

00:40:50.520 is

00:40:50.700 made

00:40:50.980 money

00:40:51.300 is

00:40:51.480 made

00:40:51.740 by

00:40:52.060 the

00:40:52.320 Fed

00:40:52.600 they

00:40:53.560 just

00:40:53.760 increase

00:40:54.200 the

00:40:54.360 money

00:40:54.520 supply

00:40:54.940 what do

00:40:57.340 you think

00:40:57.540 of that

00:40:57.780 answer

00:40:58.140 that

00:41:00.140 money

00:41:00.520 is

00:41:01.880 simply

00:41:02.140 made

00:41:02.420 out of

00:41:02.680 nothing

00:41:02.960 and

00:41:03.860 therefore

00:41:04.200 the

00:41:04.480 Democrats

00:41:04.900 are a little

00:41:05.360 bit

00:41:05.540 right

00:41:05.900 because

00:41:07.380 money

00:41:07.680 got made

00:41:08.100 out of

00:41:08.340 nothing

00:41:08.600 and

00:41:08.940 where's

00:41:09.820 their

00:41:09.980 share

00:41:10.220 if

00:41:10.880 you're

00:41:11.020 going

00:41:11.120 to

00:41:11.140 make

00:41:11.300 money

00:41:11.540 out

00:41:11.680 of

00:41:11.780 nothing

00:41:12.000 why

00:41:12.200 don't

00:41:12.360 they

00:41:12.520 get

00:41:12.680 something

00:41:12.880 what's

00:41:14.780 wrong

00:41:14.960 with that

00:41:15.240 what's

00:41:16.180 wrong

00:41:16.340 with that

00:41:16.600 point

00:41:16.900 you're

00:41:21.680 saying

00:41:21.880 it's 0.98

00:41:22.060 dumb 0.98

00:41:22.240 but 1.00

00:41:22.420 say

00:41:22.560 why

00:41:22.900 money

00:41:24.460 is

00:41:24.680 debt

00:41:24.960 exactly

00:41:25.860 that

00:41:26.620 money

00:41:26.880 is

00:41:27.100 somebody's

00:41:27.560 debt

00:41:27.880 it

00:41:29.180 didn't

00:41:29.580 just

00:41:29.820 come

00:41:30.260 out

00:41:30.420 of

00:41:30.520 nothing

00:41:30.800 somebody

00:41:31.720 had

00:41:31.940 an

00:41:32.060 equal

00:41:32.300 amount

00:41:32.560 of

00:41:32.720 debt

00:41:33.060 or

00:41:34.720 except

00:41:34.980 for

00:41:35.280 in the

00:41:35.800 case

00:41:36.000 of

00:41:36.140 you're

00:41:36.280 just

00:41:36.420 increasing

00:41:36.840 the

00:41:37.020 money

00:41:37.180 supply

00:41:37.500 I

00:41:37.700 suppose

00:41:37.980 then

00:41:39.560 you're

00:41:40.320 giving

00:41:41.520 people

00:41:41.860 inflation

00:41:42.340 which

00:41:43.040 is

00:41:43.240 a

00:41:43.420 form

00:41:43.780 of

00:41:44.140 expense

00:41:45.060 or

00:41:45.320 debt

00:41:45.560 I

00:41:45.780 suppose

00:41:46.100 yeah

00:41:48.020 so

00:41:50.120 but

00:41:51.040 I

00:41:51.460 actually

00:41:51.900 saw

00:41:52.300 people

00:41:52.700 suggest

00:41:53.460 that

00:41:54.340 money

00:41:54.660 was

00:41:54.980 free

00:41:55.340 that

00:41:56.520 you

00:41:56.620 could

00:41:56.760 actually

00:41:57.060 just

00:41:57.380 make

00:41:57.960 some

00:41:58.180 more

00:41:58.460 and

00:41:59.020 then

00:41:59.160 you

00:41:59.300 could

00:41:59.460 give

00:41:59.660 everybody

00:42:00.000 some

00:42:00.240 because

00:42:00.760 that's

00:42:01.000 exactly

00:42:01.360 what

00:42:01.620 we

00:42:01.760 did

00:42:01.900 in

00:42:01.980 the

00:42:02.080 pandemic

00:42:02.440 we

00:42:03.420 made

00:42:03.760 more

00:42:03.980 money

00:42:04.260 and

00:42:04.400 then

00:42:04.560 we

00:42:04.700 just

00:42:04.860 handed

00:42:05.120 it

00:42:05.320 out

00:42:05.520 and

00:42:05.880 then

00:42:06.000 people

00:42:06.240 who

00:42:06.360 didn't

00:42:06.500 have

00:42:06.740 it

00:42:06.840 had

00:42:06.980 money

00:42:07.240 for

00:42:08.180 a

00:42:08.340 while

00:42:08.580 and

00:42:10.040 I

00:42:10.160 think

00:42:10.320 the

00:42:10.500 Democrats

00:42:10.960 came

00:42:11.780 to

00:42:11.980 believe

00:42:12.300 that

00:42:12.580 why

00:42:12.940 don't

00:42:13.160 you

00:42:13.300 just

00:42:13.500 keep

00:42:13.680 doing

00:42:13.920 that

00:42:14.220 there's

00:42:15.560 no

00:42:15.720 limit

00:42:16.000 to

00:42:16.160 that

00:42:16.380 is

00:42:16.580 there

00:42:16.740 you

00:42:17.580 know

00:42:17.700 because

00:42:17.900 if

00:42:18.060 you

00:42:18.180 had

00:42:18.280 asked

00:42:18.500 me

00:42:18.740 what

00:42:19.060 the

00:42:19.280 limit

00:42:19.580 was

00:42:20.000 of

00:42:20.460 how

00:42:20.600 much

00:42:20.840 you

00:42:20.960 could

00:42:21.140 run

00:42:21.360 up

00:42:21.520 the

00:42:21.660 debt

00:42:21.940 I

00:42:22.780 would

00:42:22.940 have

00:42:23.020 said

00:42:23.180 well

00:42:23.420 the

00:42:23.640 limit

00:42:23.920 is

00:42:24.160 probably

00:42:25.000 1

00:42:26.280 trillion

00:42:26.700 what

00:42:27.980 are

00:42:28.080 we

00:42:28.180 up

00:42:28.320 to

00:42:28.540 what

00:42:29.360 what's

00:42:29.760 our

00:42:29.880 debt

00:42:30.060 now

00:42:30.300 20

00:42:30.800 trillion

00:42:31.260 or

00:42:31.500 something

00:42:31.800 30

00:42:37.240 what

00:42:37.800 would

00:42:37.980 you

00:42:38.100 have

00:42:38.200 said

00:42:38.400 and

00:42:39.500 if

00:42:39.640 you

00:42:39.780 told

00:42:40.100 me

00:42:40.260 we

00:42:40.480 could

00:42:40.640 still

00:42:40.880 be

00:42:41.080 functioning

00:42:41.580 and

00:42:42.660 people

00:42:42.920 still

00:42:43.400 do

00:42:44.080 business

00:42:44.480 and

00:42:44.780 they

00:42:44.920 still

00:42:45.100 get

00:42:45.300 loans

00:42:45.700 with

00:42:46.500 a

00:42:46.720 30

00:42:47.080 trillion

00:42:47.460 dollar

00:42:47.760 debt

00:42:48.120 I

00:42:48.740 would

00:42:48.860 say

00:42:48.980 that's

00:42:49.200 crazy

00:42:49.640 the

00:42:50.940 whole

00:42:51.700 system

00:42:52.080 can't

00:42:52.440 possibly

00:42:52.920 support

00:42:53.500 30

00:42:54.480 trillion

00:42:54.900 dollars

00:42:55.360 in

00:42:55.580 debt

00:42:55.820 but

00:42:57.660 it

00:42:57.780 is

00:42:58.120 I

00:42:59.540 don't

00:42:59.680 know

00:42:59.800 why

00:43:00.040 and

00:43:01.280 I

00:43:01.420 don't

00:43:01.540 know

00:43:01.660 if

00:43:01.780 anybody

00:43:02.040 knows

00:43:02.360 why

00:43:02.620 that's

00:43:03.360 the

00:43:03.480 weird

00:43:03.640 thing

00:43:03.900 I'm

00:43:05.020 not

00:43:05.300 entirely

00:43:05.700 sure

00:43:06.140 that

00:43:07.220 there's

00:43:07.440 anybody

00:43:07.880 anywhere

00:43:08.320 who

00:43:08.680 knows

00:43:08.960 why

00:43:09.180 the

00:43:09.340 economy

00:43:09.680 is

00:43:09.840 working

00:43:10.160 let me

00:43:11.400 say

00:43:11.560 that

00:43:11.720 again

00:43:11.960 I

00:43:12.280 don't

00:43:12.500 believe

00:43:12.760 there's

00:43:13.000 any

00:43:13.260 economist

00:43:13.780 at

00:43:14.260 any

00:43:14.540 level

00:43:14.840 anywhere

00:43:15.280 who

00:43:16.120 could

00:43:16.420 explain

00:43:16.840 to

00:43:17.000 you

00:43:17.120 why

00:43:17.280 the

00:43:17.440 economy

00:43:17.800 is

00:43:18.020 still

00:43:18.280 functioning

00:43:18.740 right

00:43:19.000 now

00:43:19.340 because

00:43:20.340 it

00:43:20.480 shouldn't

00:43:21.240 it

00:43:21.980 shouldn't

00:43:23.000 everything

00:43:24.020 we know

00:43:24.520 about

00:43:24.720 everything

00:43:25.060 suggests

00:43:25.560 that

00:43:25.740 we're

00:43:25.900 already

00:43:26.160 done

00:43:26.500 I

00:43:27.360 don't

00:43:27.520 know

00:43:27.700 why

00:43:27.880 it's

00:43:28.080 still

00:43:28.240 functioning

00:43:28.620 and

00:43:31.380 I

00:43:31.500 don't

00:43:31.640 know

00:43:31.780 if

00:43:31.900 we

00:43:31.980 can

00:43:32.120 pay

00:43:32.280 off

00:43:32.420 that

00:43:32.580 debt

00:43:32.880 and

00:43:34.640 I

00:43:34.760 don't

00:43:34.880 know

00:43:35.020 if

00:43:35.120 it

00:43:35.220 will

00:43:35.360 be

00:43:35.500 paid

00:43:35.720 off

00:43:36.000 or

00:43:36.320 if

00:43:36.440 we'll

00:43:36.600 find

00:43:36.860 some

00:43:37.200 creative

00:43:37.640 way

00:43:37.860 to

00:43:37.980 make

00:43:38.140 it

00:43:38.260 go

00:43:38.460 away

00:43:38.780 we're

00:43:40.780 in

00:43:40.940 very

00:43:41.280 uncharted

00:43:41.760 territory

00:43:42.200 if

00:43:42.960 you

00:43:43.100 told

00:43:43.360 me

00:43:43.580 that

00:43:43.800 we

00:43:44.000 could

00:43:44.160 just

00:43:44.440 spend

00:43:45.280 30

00:43:45.660 trillion

00:43:46.040 dollars

00:43:46.580 and

00:43:47.620 have

00:43:47.800 no

00:43:48.060 plan

00:43:48.380 to

00:43:48.580 pay

00:43:48.740 it

00:43:48.840 back

00:43:49.220 I

00:43:50.400 would

00:43:50.540 have

00:43:50.600 said

00:43:50.820 no

00:43:51.220 way

00:43:51.580 people

00:43:52.320 will

00:43:52.540 see

00:43:52.760 what's

00:43:53.080 coming

00:43:53.340 and

00:43:53.520 the

00:43:53.660 country

00:43:53.920 will

00:43:54.260 be 0.75

00:43:55.160 destroyed

00:43:55.660 just

00:43:56.820 on

00:43:57.100 the

00:43:57.580 knowledge

00:43:58.000 that

00:43:58.240 we

00:43:58.420 will

00:43:58.600 be 0.75

00:43:58.820 destroyed

00:43:59.160 in

00:43:59.340 the

00:43:59.420 future

00:43:59.720 but

00:44:01.760 it

00:44:01.960 doesn't

00:44:02.280 seem

00:44:02.520 to

00:44:02.700 matter

00:44:02.960 and

00:44:03.400 I

00:44:03.540 don't

00:44:03.680 know

00:44:03.840 why

00:44:04.100 maybe

00:44:04.680 it

00:44:04.800 all

00:44:04.940 comes

00:44:05.160 crashing

00:44:05.600 down

00:44:05.920 at

00:44:06.080 some

00:44:06.240 point

00:44:06.460 but

00:44:07.880 it

00:44:07.980 doesn't

00:44:08.180 look

00:44:08.320 like

00:44:08.500 it

00:44:08.600 will

00:44:08.800 it

00:44:10.300 looks

00:44:10.500 like

00:44:10.700 maybe

00:44:10.940 there

00:44:11.160 was

00:44:11.320 some

00:44:11.680 illusion

00:44:12.460 here

00:44:12.840 that

00:44:13.240 we

00:44:13.800 pushed

00:44:14.240 through

00:44:14.620 and

00:44:15.840 maybe

00:44:16.320 it

00:44:16.500 created

00:44:16.780 a

00:44:17.000 giant

00:44:17.220 problem

00:44:17.620 exactly

00:44:18.140 the

00:44:18.380 way

00:44:18.480 it

00:44:18.620 looks

00:44:18.920 but

00:44:20.820 I

00:44:20.960 would

00:44:21.100 have

00:44:21.220 expected

00:44:21.620 to

00:44:21.900 feel

00:44:22.220 it

00:44:22.420 sooner

00:44:22.720 I'm

00:44:23.680 not

00:44:23.860 feeling

00:44:24.340 it

00:44:24.600 the

00:44:25.560 way

00:44:25.880 everything

00:44:26.440 in my

00:44:26.880 common

00:44:27.200 sense

00:44:27.680 such

00:44:28.480 as

00:44:28.680 it

00:44:28.820 is

00:44:29.760 tells

00:44:31.800 me

00:44:32.100 yeah

00:44:34.580 somebody

00:44:34.860 says

00:44:35.120 with

00:44:35.320 our

00:44:35.480 military

00:44:36.000 that

00:44:37.940 we're

00:44:38.280 never

00:44:38.500 going

00:44:38.660 to

00:44:38.720 be

00:44:38.880 bankrupt

00:44:39.400 because

00:44:40.560 our

00:44:40.760 military

00:44:41.260 puts

00:44:42.060 us

00:44:42.220 in a

00:44:42.480 privileged

00:44:42.880 position

00:44:43.420 maybe

00:44:44.440 yeah

00:44:45.560 there's

00:44:45.960 definitely

00:44:46.240 something

00:44:46.960 to that

00:44:47.520 in terms

00:44:47.880 of

00:44:48.120 you know

00:44:49.240 that

00:44:49.480 definitely

00:44:49.800 gives

00:44:50.060 us

00:44:50.220 some

00:44:50.440 extra

00:44:50.840 stretchiness

00:44:51.500 many

00:44:53.760 are

00:44:53.940 feeling

00:44:54.300 it

00:44:54.560 but

00:44:54.880 not

00:44:55.080 feeling

00:44:55.380 it

00:44:55.540 at

00:44:55.660 the

00:44:55.820 level

00:44:56.080 that

00:44:56.300 I

00:44:56.420 thought

00:44:56.580 we'd

00:44:56.800 feel

00:44:56.980 it

00:44:57.180 I'm

00:44:57.540 not

00:44:57.720 saying

00:44:57.940 we're

00:44:58.100 not

00:44:58.240 feeling

00:44:58.500 it

00:44:58.820 yeah

00:45:02.040 that's

00:45:02.280 how the

00:45:02.520 Roman

00:45:02.740 empire

00:45:03.080 fell

00:45:03.360 somebody

00:45:03.680 says

00:45:04.020 because

00:45:05.620 the

00:45:05.760 world

00:45:05.980 is

00:45:06.300 the

00:45:06.520 reserve

00:45:06.860 currency

00:45:07.280 you know

00:45:07.920 I'm

00:45:08.140 going to

00:45:08.320 call 1.00

00:45:08.480 bullshit 1.00

00:45:08.840 on that 1.00

00:45:09.320 too

00:45:09.560 so

00:45:11.200 it's

00:45:12.240 been

00:45:12.420 common

00:45:12.900 thought

00:45:14.160 that

00:45:14.420 because

00:45:14.760 we are

00:45:15.280 the

00:45:15.460 reserve

00:45:15.780 currency

00:45:16.340 that's

00:45:16.760 what

00:45:16.920 keeps

00:45:17.260 us

00:45:17.480 alive

00:45:17.860 but

00:45:18.760 isn't

00:45:19.520 the

00:45:19.920 the

00:45:21.300 Russian

00:45:22.660 what do

00:45:23.300 they have

00:45:23.820 the

00:45:24.060 ruble

00:45:24.360 isn't

00:45:25.900 that

00:45:26.060 stronger

00:45:26.460 than it

00:45:26.780 was

00:45:26.940 before

00:45:27.300 and

00:45:27.520 they're

00:45:27.660 not

00:45:27.820 a

00:45:27.940 reserve

00:45:28.220 currency

00:45:28.660 isn't

00:45:31.020 the

00:45:31.220 Chinese

00:45:31.740 won

00:45:32.280 doing

00:45:32.620 okay

00:45:33.000 they're

00:45:34.340 not

00:45:34.500 a

00:45:34.620 reserve

00:45:34.880 currency

00:45:35.360 so I'm

00:45:36.160 not even

00:45:36.520 yeah

00:45:36.800 Britain's 0.60

00:45:37.260 still

00:45:37.400 around

00:45:37.640 I'm

00:45:38.180 not even

00:45:38.520 sure

00:45:38.740 that

00:45:38.920 any

00:45:39.140 of that

00:45:39.400 is

00:45:39.560 real

00:45:39.780 I don't

00:45:41.560 know

00:45:41.680 what's

00:45:41.820 real

00:45:42.020 anymore

00:45:42.380 I

00:45:43.720 really

00:45:43.920 don't

00:45:44.360 because

00:45:45.340 I

00:45:46.360 I'm

00:45:47.760 skeptical

00:45:48.340 that the

00:45:49.260 whole

00:45:49.460 reserve

00:45:50.000 currency

00:45:50.540 matters

00:45:51.620 the way

00:45:52.200 people

00:45:52.940 assume

00:45:53.340 it

00:45:53.500 does

00:45:53.740 because

00:45:54.520 I

00:45:54.720 would

00:45:54.840 have

00:45:54.920 said

00:45:55.060 the

00:45:55.200 same

00:45:55.360 thing

00:45:55.580 about

00:45:55.800 the

00:45:55.980 debt

00:45:56.260 I

00:45:57.480 would

00:45:57.600 have

00:45:57.680 said

00:45:57.840 that

00:45:58.040 we

00:45:58.420 have

00:45:58.600 30

00:45:59.000 times

00:45:59.380 more

00:45:59.660 debt

00:45:59.940 than

00:46:00.180 is

00:46:00.340 the

00:46:00.480 most

00:46:00.720 we

00:46:00.940 could

00:46:01.060 ever

00:46:01.260 sustain

00:46:01.900 and

00:46:02.980 I

00:46:03.120 would

00:46:03.240 be

00:46:03.400 wrong

00:46:03.700 by

00:46:03.920 at

00:46:04.080 least

00:46:04.260 30

00:46:04.800 times

00:46:05.280 so

00:46:05.660 far

00:46:05.980 the

00:46:09.380 war

00:46:09.620 machine

00:46:09.960 is

00:46:10.200 the

00:46:10.340 reserve

00:46:10.620 currency

00:46:11.100 yeah

00:46:11.400 that's

00:46:11.600 one

00:46:11.760 way

00:46:11.900 to

00:46:12.000 look

00:46:12.140 get it

00:46:12.440 that's

00:46:14.060 one

00:46:14.280 way

00:46:14.580 all

00:46:16.360 right

00:46:16.560 now

00:46:19.200 do

00:46:19.380 the

00:46:19.560 alcohol

00:46:20.000 body

00:46:20.460 pile

00:46:20.820 yeah

00:46:21.400 alcohol

00:46:22.340 is

00:46:22.500 still

00:46:22.660 bigger

00:46:22.980 that's

00:46:25.240 why

00:46:25.400 I

00:46:25.540 say

00:46:25.660 alcohol

00:46:25.960 is

00:46:26.140 poison

00:46:26.500 watch

00:46:29.180 the

00:46:29.400 Saudis 1.00

00:46:29.860 dump

00:46:30.200 the

00:46:30.400 dollar

00:46:30.720 maybe

00:46:31.220 they

00:46:31.440 will

00:46:31.660 and

00:46:31.840 maybe

00:46:32.020 it

00:46:32.160 doesn't

00:46:32.400 make

00:46:32.600 any

00:46:32.780 difference

00:46:33.200 I

00:46:33.700 just

00:46:33.840 don't

00:46:34.040 know

00:46:34.340 now

00:46:39.700 really

00:46:40.020 are you

00:46:40.360 saying

00:46:40.560 this

00:46:40.780 I

00:46:40.920 feel

00:46:41.080 like

00:46:41.260 I

00:46:41.380 should 1.00

00:46:41.540 kick 1.00

00:46:41.780 you 0.89

00:46:41.940 off

00:46:42.100 the

00:46:42.280 subscription

00:46:42.760 service

00:46:43.280 for 1.00

00:46:43.480 fucking 1.00

00:46:43.820 saying 1.00

00:46:44.120 this

00:46:44.440 I'm

00:46:45.260 not

00:46:45.380 going

00:46:45.480 to let

00:46:45.700 this

00:46:45.880 go

00:46:46.120 I

00:46:46.660 know

00:46:46.820 you're

00:46:47.020 a

00:46:47.160 subscriber

00:46:47.640 and I

00:46:48.500 always say

00:46:48.800 I'm going to be

00:46:49.140 nicer to the

00:46:49.660 subscriber

00:46:50.000 so here's this 1.00

00:46:51.000 fucked up comment 0.99

00:46:51.740 put in quotes 0.98

00:46:52.700 like I'm saying it

00:46:53.840 I don't know what's real anymore

00:46:55.460 about Ukraine

00:46:56.120 is mopping up Russia 0.99

00:46:57.160 do you think I fucking said that today 0.99

00:46:59.900 that's the opposite of what I fucking said 0.99

00:47:03.460 as clearly as possible 0.98

00:47:04.780 all right

00:47:05.800 so either correct that

00:47:07.940 and apologize 0.96

00:47:09.660 or get the fuck off of this 0.99

00:47:12.440 system 1.00

00:47:13.020 I don't want you here to just make up shit about me 0.98

00:47:16.440 and then put it in the comments 0.99

00:47:18.340 all right

00:47:19.380 you can disagree with me all you want 1.00

00:47:23.220 but don't make up shit 1.00

00:47:25.000 put it in quotes and put it in my fucking mouth 1.00

00:47:27.940 all right 1.00

00:47:28.700 that is absolutely

00:47:30.400 over the line

00:47:31.920 absolutely over the line

00:47:33.760 all right

00:47:37.100 yeah I mean I don't think I could have said it any more clearly than that 1.00

00:47:42.820 oh is it the same guy just being a dick 0.99

00:47:48.680 all right 1.00

00:47:52.060 well remind me who that was

00:47:53.560 and I'll kick him off the system later today

00:47:55.580 okay

00:47:55.820 I didn't catch his name

00:47:57.740 so one of you tell me who it is

00:47:59.120 and I'll get rid of him

00:47:59.800 all right

00:48:01.400 oh I would enjoy wine

00:48:07.580 yes

00:48:07.980 the trouble with alcohol is not that people don't enjoy it

00:48:11.200 I personally don't do it

00:48:14.160 Scott is backpedaling

00:48:16.060 I think you're saying that because you know I'm making fun of that one right

00:48:19.540 when anybody says somebody's backpedaling

00:48:24.460 it hardly ever means that

00:48:26.840 well that's not true

00:48:29.300 in politics it does mean that

00:48:31.440 but usually if I'm just making a different point

00:48:34.880 somebody's like

00:48:35.480 he's backpedaling

00:48:36.240 all right

00:48:39.980 people know they're getting alcohol

00:48:46.160 well people know they're getting fentanyl too

00:48:48.320 but the ones who know they're getting fentanyl

00:48:50.780 I suspect they do a better job of staying alive

00:48:52.980 because they know how to deal with it

00:48:55.340 the actual fentanyl users are well versed

00:48:58.720 in what kills them and what doesn't

00:49:00.920 there's a Satoshi Nakamoto case in Norway

00:49:06.880 are they trying to prove that somebody is or is not

00:49:10.340 Satoshi Nakamoto

00:49:12.420 is that happening

00:49:14.160 I don't know

00:49:15.940 I don't know anything about that story

00:49:17.200 oh let's talk about

00:49:23.840 Jordan Peterson

00:49:26.080 you know I've been so curious

00:49:28.880 how he integrated his

00:49:31.560 religious

00:49:32.620 philosophical thoughts

00:49:34.980 with his

00:49:35.720 hyper

00:49:36.520 hyper scientific

00:49:38.540 rationalism

00:49:40.160 and I saw a video of him

00:49:43.440 trying to explain that

00:49:44.600 and oh my god

00:49:47.040 it was such a

00:49:48.220 linguistically

00:49:49.240 beautiful

00:49:50.500 explanation

00:49:51.780 and I

00:49:53.260 I wanted to try to

00:49:54.520 you know

00:49:55.520 summarize it

00:49:56.280 but I think

00:49:57.020 it was the beauty

00:49:57.840 with which he explained it

00:49:59.240 that made it work

00:50:00.180 and the basic idea

00:50:03.220 was that

00:50:05.500 it was sort of a

00:50:06.640 I hate to

00:50:08.240 maybe I shouldn't do that

00:50:10.920 because as soon as you try to

00:50:12.700 summarize somebody who's

00:50:13.820 smarter than you are

00:50:14.940 it never really works

00:50:16.440 does it

00:50:16.920 and the problem is

00:50:18.700 he is

00:50:19.100 objectively

00:50:19.940 he's smarter than I am

00:50:21.540 so

00:50:22.460 if I try to summarize

00:50:23.620 his smarter than I am point

00:50:25.200 I don't know if I'm

00:50:26.020 going to do him a service here

00:50:27.360 but

00:50:28.380 it did sound a little bit more like

00:50:31.560 religion gives you a model to live 0.99

00:50:33.780 and it's a good model

00:50:36.000 and it works

00:50:36.560 so

00:50:38.140 that

00:50:40.600 that answer was compatible

00:50:42.360 with my own thinking

00:50:43.620 and so

00:50:44.220 people ask me

00:50:46.020 hey

00:50:46.260 why don't you

00:50:46.920 ask Jordan Peterson

00:50:48.400 to be interviewed

00:50:49.860 and

00:50:51.020 I always say the same thing

00:50:52.360 I think we would just end up

00:50:53.380 agreeing with each other

00:50:54.580 I don't know if that's

00:50:55.520 the show you need to see

00:50:56.700 because if you need more

00:50:58.600 of Jordan Peterson's opinion

00:50:59.960 I don't know where you could

00:51:01.140 I mean there's more of that

00:51:02.800 content on the internet

00:51:03.840 than

00:51:04.160 cat pictures

00:51:05.160 I don't have the link

00:51:09.280 it's just something I saw

00:51:10.140 go by on

00:51:10.860 Instagram one day

00:51:12.260 okay

00:51:21.320 yeah he essentially

00:51:24.040 said it was a good system

00:51:25.260 yeah

00:51:25.900 and that's what I say

00:51:26.780 and

00:51:29.940 you know

00:51:31.060 the other thing that

00:51:32.540 Jordan Peterson

00:51:33.200 talks about a lot

00:51:34.460 is finding meaning

00:51:35.720 in your life

00:51:36.380 let me ask you here

00:51:39.120 how many of you

00:51:40.680 think you have found

00:51:41.860 meaning in your life

00:51:43.260 does your life feel like

00:51:45.280 has it meaning

00:51:46.040 all right

00:51:50.000 I'm seeing yeses

00:51:50.740 and nos

00:51:51.260 lots of yeses

00:51:53.400 but

00:51:54.000 an uncomfortable

00:51:55.160 number of nos

00:51:56.120 now

00:51:57.420 I have a hypothesis

00:51:58.540 that the ones

00:51:59.560 who feel they have meaning

00:52:00.740 have families

00:52:02.440 children especially

00:52:03.820 at least a spouse

00:52:06.020 now

00:52:07.760 is there any way

00:52:09.040 to find meaning

00:52:09.740 other than

00:52:10.460 your family

00:52:12.260 is there any other

00:52:14.780 way to do it

00:52:15.480 because I feel like

00:52:17.000 we're biological

00:52:18.640 creatures

00:52:19.220 and our biological

00:52:21.380 imperative

00:52:21.960 is to reproduce

00:52:22.800 so if you're

00:52:24.480 if you're part of

00:52:25.240 that system

00:52:25.920 in any direct

00:52:27.180 or indirect way

00:52:28.260 now I felt

00:52:29.900 I felt meaning

00:52:30.860 as a stepfather

00:52:32.040 so even though

00:52:33.480 that's not direct

00:52:34.340 reproduction

00:52:34.900 it's supportive

00:52:35.880 of the

00:52:36.400 sort of

00:52:37.360 reproductive process 0.82

00:52:38.480 if you will

00:52:39.020 because people

00:52:39.800 have to live

00:52:40.320 after they get

00:52:40.840 born

00:52:41.080 and

00:52:42.400 I felt some

00:52:43.780 meaning of that

00:52:44.600 but it couldn't

00:52:45.280 possibly be

00:52:46.080 anything like

00:52:46.960 an organic

00:52:48.700 you know

00:52:49.140 natural biological

00:52:49.960 parent

00:52:50.460 it must be

00:52:51.440 completely different

00:52:52.240 I assume

00:52:53.180 one assumes

00:52:54.600 so

00:52:56.680 and I think

00:52:58.420 Jordan Peterson

00:52:59.060 says you need

00:53:00.120 some religion

00:53:01.060 it would be nice

00:53:02.820 and you need

00:53:03.980 somebody

00:53:04.800 oh here's the

00:53:06.340 other thing he says

00:53:07.020 he talks about

00:53:08.600 love

00:53:09.120 not being

00:53:10.440 a case of

00:53:11.660 finding your

00:53:12.360 soulmate

00:53:12.880 it's

00:53:14.680 he describes

00:53:16.500 it as a decision

00:53:17.640 that two people

00:53:18.400 make

00:53:18.720 and I've always

00:53:20.480 said that

00:53:21.080 but he says

00:53:22.700 it better

00:53:23.100 so I guess

00:53:24.340 he does a

00:53:24.720 better job

00:53:25.120 of explaining

00:53:25.640 do you buy

00:53:26.560 that

00:53:26.860 because I

00:53:27.800 buy that

00:53:28.180 completely

00:53:28.680 I think

00:53:30.660 that

00:53:31.060 love

00:53:33.260 can only

00:53:33.680 get you

00:53:34.040 so far

00:53:34.560 but an

00:53:36.900 agreement

00:53:37.460 when two

00:53:39.360 people make

00:53:39.880 an agreement

00:53:40.360 to be each

00:53:41.000 other's

00:53:41.380 protector

00:53:41.860 that that's

00:53:43.240 the highest

00:53:44.500 level of

00:53:45.160 human behavior

00:53:45.960 and that

00:53:48.380 even calling

00:53:49.680 it love

00:53:50.300 is almost

00:53:50.860 diminishing it

00:53:51.740 maybe that's

00:53:54.580 hyperbole

00:53:55.100 but it's

00:53:55.760 how I feel

00:53:56.260 I feel

00:53:57.500 that love

00:53:58.080 is awesome

00:53:58.640 and you should

00:53:59.040 have as much

00:53:59.520 of it as you

00:54:00.000 can get it

00:54:00.620 but when two

00:54:02.020 people make

00:54:02.640 a conscious

00:54:03.240 decision

00:54:03.780 to be each

00:54:05.040 other's

00:54:05.400 protector

00:54:05.860 forever

00:54:06.320 that's higher

00:54:07.740 that's the

00:54:09.600 level above

00:54:10.180 love

00:54:10.580 now maybe

00:54:12.120 Jordan Peterson

00:54:12.780 would call that

00:54:13.440 love

00:54:13.780 and maybe

00:54:14.340 you would

00:54:14.660 too

00:54:14.860 and of course

00:54:16.540 you don't

00:54:16.840 make that

00:54:17.220 agreement

00:54:17.560 unless there's

00:54:18.160 some feeling

00:54:18.660 of love

00:54:19.120 typically

00:54:19.560 but to me

00:54:20.800 that's a

00:54:21.660 higher

00:54:21.980 calling

00:54:22.840 much higher

00:54:24.080 yeah

00:54:26.380 I think

00:54:28.260 love

00:54:29.220 is a

00:54:30.500 biological

00:54:31.040 impulse

00:54:31.660 and I think

00:54:34.100 deciding to be

00:54:34.940 each other's

00:54:35.400 protector

00:54:35.840 is an

00:54:36.500 intellectual

00:54:37.040 act

00:54:39.980 and I think

00:54:41.360 making an

00:54:42.020 intellectual act

00:54:43.040 that includes

00:54:43.680 sacrifice

00:54:44.380 right

00:54:45.140 because it's

00:54:45.640 built into

00:54:46.080 that as you're

00:54:46.560 going to

00:54:46.700 sacrifice for

00:54:47.460 the other

00:54:47.740 person

00:54:48.040 I think

00:54:49.500 that's

00:54:49.720 just a

00:54:50.180 higher

00:54:50.400 level

00:54:50.700 calling

00:54:51.160 far

00:54:52.560 higher

00:54:53.220 not even

00:54:53.740 close

00:54:54.060 have I

00:54:58.260 been

00:54:58.460 catfished

00:54:59.020 yet

00:54:59.380 weirdly

00:55:06.180 no

00:55:06.620 oh it's

00:55:11.640 the love

00:55:11.960 of existence

00:55:12.640 and union

00:55:13.400 with being

00:55:14.740 okay

00:55:15.920 being as

00:55:19.860 smart as

00:55:20.300 you are

00:55:20.740 Chris

00:55:21.140 asked

00:55:21.520 my

00:55:22.400 185

00:55:23.660 IQ

00:55:23.940 reportedly

00:55:24.560 why didn't

00:55:25.660 you at least

00:55:26.020 try to have

00:55:26.580 smart kids

00:55:27.260 you want to know

00:55:29.500 the real answer

00:55:30.040 I don't know

00:55:33.000 if I've ever

00:55:33.380 said this

00:55:33.760 before

00:55:34.060 so there's

00:55:36.160 more than

00:55:36.500 one real

00:55:36.920 answer

00:55:37.600 because people

00:55:38.460 don't do

00:55:38.880 things for

00:55:39.300 just one

00:55:40.040 reason

00:55:40.360 usually

00:55:40.840 it's usually

00:55:41.540 a constellation

00:55:42.420 of reasons

00:55:43.160 I didn't want

00:55:44.780 to have a

00:55:45.120 kid who

00:55:45.420 had my

00:55:45.740 medical

00:55:46.080 problems

00:55:46.620 that's it

00:55:48.940 because if I

00:55:50.580 did

00:55:50.920 I would

00:55:52.560 hate myself

00:55:53.120 forever

00:55:53.480 because I

00:55:55.260 wish I had

00:55:55.720 never been

00:55:56.180 born

00:55:56.560 meaning that

00:55:58.640 my childhood

00:55:59.340 was so

00:56:00.380 unpleasant

00:56:01.020 I was in

00:56:01.580 physical

00:56:02.220 excruciating

00:56:03.060 pain for

00:56:03.640 the first

00:56:03.960 18 years

00:56:04.600 of my

00:56:04.840 life

00:56:05.140 and I

00:56:06.980 planned to

00:56:07.540 take my

00:56:08.680 life in

00:56:09.460 college

00:56:09.880 if I

00:56:10.860 couldn't

00:56:11.100 figure out

00:56:11.500 how to

00:56:11.720 solve it

00:56:12.160 now I

00:56:13.040 did solve

00:56:13.440 it

00:56:13.660 first day

00:56:14.240 of college

00:56:14.680 and never

00:56:17.000 came back

00:56:17.560 so

00:56:18.860 marijuana

00:56:21.600 marijuana

00:56:23.580 solved it

00:56:24.160 the first

00:56:25.040 time I

00:56:25.440 used

00:56:25.720 marijuana

00:56:26.200 my pain

00:56:27.620 went away

00:56:28.140 and anytime

00:56:29.580 I worry

00:56:30.640 about it

00:56:30.960 coming back

00:56:31.600 I just

00:56:32.240 make it

00:56:32.560 go away

00:56:32.900 and I

00:56:34.320 don't have

00:56:34.600 any problem

00:56:35.100 I have

00:56:35.740 zero problem

00:56:36.580 with something

00:56:37.760 that put me

00:56:38.300 in screaming

00:56:38.960 pain for

00:56:39.540 18 years

00:56:40.060 of my

00:56:40.280 life

00:56:40.560 so

00:56:42.440 what was I

00:56:44.840 talking about

00:56:45.320 oh why I

00:56:47.680 don't want to

00:56:47.940 have a kid

00:56:48.260 imagine having

00:56:49.200 a kid

00:56:49.720 and bringing

00:56:51.660 somebody into

00:56:52.360 the world

00:56:52.780 with screaming

00:56:53.440 pain for

00:56:54.020 18 years

00:56:54.660 I couldn't

00:56:56.980 live with

00:56:57.260 that

00:56:57.500 could not

00:56:59.000 live with

00:56:59.300 that at all

00:56:59.660 and then of

00:57:00.600 course there's

00:57:01.160 also the

00:57:01.880 how nervous

00:57:04.600 are you as

00:57:05.220 a parent

00:57:05.640 how anxious

00:57:07.440 are you about

00:57:08.460 protecting

00:57:09.440 your kids

00:57:09.960 and I

00:57:10.620 know myself

00:57:11.320 and I

00:57:12.600 know that

00:57:13.020 I was

00:57:13.400 always super

00:57:14.360 afraid

00:57:14.840 that I

00:57:16.560 would have

00:57:16.880 a child

00:57:17.380 and that

00:57:18.700 on my

00:57:19.740 watch

00:57:20.260 the child

00:57:22.420 would die

00:57:22.980 so that 0.86

00:57:25.980 was my

00:57:26.280 greatest fear

00:57:26.960 that I

00:57:27.460 would be a

00:57:27.820 parent

00:57:28.060 and that I

00:57:28.840 would do

00:57:29.280 such a bad

00:57:29.860 job

00:57:30.360 that my

00:57:33.140 child would

00:57:33.640 die

00:57:33.960 and I

00:57:34.540 thought

00:57:34.740 okay I

00:57:35.180 can't

00:57:35.500 handle

00:57:36.220 that

00:57:36.480 so I

00:57:37.680 became a

00:57:38.260 stepdad

00:57:38.820 instead

00:57:39.180 and my

00:57:40.340 child died

00:57:41.040 stepchild

00:57:42.600 but it

00:57:44.120 was exactly

00:57:44.860 my greatest

00:57:45.540 fear

00:57:46.020 without the

00:57:47.140 biological

00:57:47.580 component

00:57:48.240 but we

00:57:48.820 were very

00:57:49.160 close

00:57:49.520 and I

00:57:52.260 gotta tell

00:57:52.740 you

00:57:52.920 that's

00:57:54.100 permanent

00:57:54.500 you know

00:57:56.700 I can't

00:57:57.240 even imagine

00:57:57.880 what it

00:57:58.220 would be

00:57:58.480 like

00:57:58.880 had it

00:58:00.200 been a

00:58:00.480 biological

00:58:00.880 child

00:58:01.400 I can't

00:58:02.000 even imagine

00:58:02.460 but I

00:58:03.100 saw what

00:58:03.440 it did

00:58:03.720 to

00:58:03.980 you know

00:58:04.760 the

00:58:04.880 biological

00:58:05.320 parents

00:58:05.820 and that

00:58:06.360 wasn't

00:58:06.660 pretty

00:58:06.960 but even

00:58:08.200 as a

00:58:08.860 stepdad

00:58:09.400 I'm

00:58:09.960 I'm 0.99

00:58:10.800 fucking 0.99

00:58:11.200 scarred 0.99

00:58:12.360 right

00:58:13.240 everywhere

00:58:14.260 I go

00:58:15.080 I see

00:58:15.840 him

00:58:16.120 everywhere

00:58:17.500 everywhere

00:58:19.040 I go

00:58:20.160 all the

00:58:21.000 time

00:58:21.420 I see

00:58:22.040 him

00:58:22.260 it

00:58:23.100 doesn't

00:58:23.440 go

00:58:23.660 away

00:58:23.940 and

00:58:25.320 please

00:58:27.480 stop

00:58:27.840 so

00:58:29.960 fear

00:58:32.640 fear

00:58:34.820 and

00:58:35.540 maybe

00:58:36.720 empathy

00:58:37.260 are the

00:58:38.480 reasons

00:58:38.780 I didn't

00:58:39.180 have a

00:58:39.460 kid

00:58:39.640 I was

00:58:40.780 afraid

00:58:41.160 of losing

00:58:41.820 it

00:58:42.180 but then

00:58:43.480 that

00:58:43.680 happened

00:58:43.920 anyway

00:58:44.220 and

00:58:45.540 which

00:58:47.620 actually

00:58:47.980 taught me

00:58:48.500 I could

00:58:48.760 probably

00:58:49.040 have handled

00:58:49.440 it

00:58:49.660 so I

00:58:50.000 guess

00:58:50.140 I

00:58:50.260 made

00:58:50.420 the

00:58:50.560 wrong

00:58:50.740 decision

00:58:51.200 and

00:58:54.960 I

00:58:55.080 also

00:58:55.340 didn't

00:58:55.780 trust

00:58:56.240 that

00:58:57.320 the

00:58:57.480 kid

00:58:57.640 would

00:58:57.800 be

00:58:58.100 healthy

00:58:58.580 and

00:58:58.760 happy

00:58:59.040 and

00:58:59.740 I'm

00:58:59.940 going

00:59:00.040 to

00:59:00.100 tell

00:59:00.260 you

00:59:00.420 the

00:59:00.620 next

00:59:00.880 reason

00:59:01.180 that

00:59:01.360 I've

00:59:01.500 never

00:59:01.700 said

00:59:01.960 before

00:59:02.340 in

00:59:02.900 public

00:59:03.340 unless

00:59:04.940 you've

00:59:05.260 heard

00:59:05.420 me

00:59:05.600 say

00:59:05.820 this

00:59:06.160 I'm

00:59:09.960 just

00:59:10.100 going

00:59:10.240 to be

00:59:10.360 really

00:59:10.620 honest

00:59:11.060 I've

00:59:12.700 never

00:59:13.180 said

00:59:13.520 this

00:59:13.680 before

00:59:13.980 I

00:59:15.920 wouldn't

00:59:16.180 want

00:59:16.340 a

00:59:16.480 short

00:59:16.760 kid

00:59:17.120 if

00:59:18.400 it

00:59:18.520 were

00:59:18.640 male

00:59:18.960 female 0.86

00:59:19.560 is

00:59:19.720 fine

00:59:19.920 I

00:59:21.060 wouldn't

00:59:21.320 want

00:59:21.520 a

00:59:21.720 short

00:59:22.280 male

00:59:23.060 kid

00:59:23.420 now

00:59:25.080 I've

00:59:25.840 done

00:59:26.000 okay

00:59:26.360 five

00:59:27.060 foot

00:59:27.260 eight

00:59:27.540 five

00:59:29.080 foot

00:59:29.260 eight

00:59:29.420 I've

00:59:29.620 done

00:59:29.720 okay

00:59:29.980 but

00:59:31.180 my

00:59:31.620 life

00:59:31.860 is

00:59:32.060 completely

00:59:32.640 different

00:59:34.340 because

00:59:34.820 of my

00:59:35.120 height

00:59:35.460 it's

00:59:36.280 completely

00:59:36.860 different

00:59:37.380 you are

00:59:38.900 a second

00:59:39.280 class

00:59:39.640 citizen

00:59:40.000 in some

00:59:40.520 sense

00:59:40.940 I'm

00:59:41.720 not

00:59:41.860 going

00:59:41.980 to

00:59:42.100 compare

00:59:42.800 it

00:59:43.020 to

00:59:43.200 whatever

00:59:43.980 your

00:59:44.300 problem

00:59:44.620 is

00:59:44.980 I know

00:59:46.180 you've

00:59:46.380 got

00:59:46.460 a

00:59:46.560 problem

00:59:46.780 too

00:59:47.080 everybody

00:59:48.600 has

00:59:49.060 got

00:59:49.200 something

00:59:49.500 but

00:59:51.800 the

00:59:52.520 advantages

00:59:53.180 of a

00:59:54.020 tall

00:59:54.540 male

00:59:55.020 are

00:59:55.900 so

00:59:56.340 substantial

00:59:57.040 I

00:59:58.000 wouldn't

00:59:58.460 take

00:59:58.660 the

00:59:58.820 chance

00:59:59.120 of

00:59:59.320 creating

00:59:59.680 a

00:59:59.860 small

01:00:00.080 one

01:00:00.360 yeah

01:00:03.600 I

01:00:03.880 can't

01:00:04.900 say

01:00:05.080 that it

01:00:05.440 bothers

01:00:05.780 me

01:00:06.000 on a

01:00:06.240 day

01:00:06.400 to

01:00:06.520 day

01:00:06.660 basis

01:00:07.060 right

01:00:07.360 but

01:00:08.500 it's

01:00:08.740 so

01:00:08.920 obvious

01:00:09.320 what

01:00:09.580 the

01:00:09.720 advantages

01:00:10.140 are

01:00:10.520 that

01:00:11.620 it's

01:00:11.900 hard

01:00:12.060 to

01:00:12.240 miss

01:00:13.900 it

01:00:14.180 let

01:00:16.840 me

01:00:17.240 put

01:00:19.340 out a

01:00:20.100 little

01:00:20.240 thought

01:00:20.620 to you

01:00:20.980 if

01:00:22.480 you're

01:00:22.680 a

01:00:22.820 man

01:00:23.100 who's

01:00:23.380 six

01:00:23.640 foot

01:00:23.860 four

01:00:24.200 and

01:00:25.980 let's

01:00:26.560 say

01:00:26.700 you're

01:00:27.000 reasonably

01:00:27.640 fit

01:00:28.820 you know

01:00:31.180 you can

01:00:31.520 have 0.99

01:00:31.720 sex 1.00

01:00:32.020 with 0.95

01:00:32.220 almost

01:00:32.640 any

01:00:32.980 woman 0.99

01:00:33.260 who's

01:00:33.500 available

01:00:33.880 right

01:00:34.200 did

01:00:35.700 you

01:00:35.820 know

01:00:35.980 that

01:00:36.220 if

01:00:37.360 you're

01:00:37.540 six

01:00:37.800 foot

01:00:37.980 four

01:00:38.300 and

01:00:38.540 you're

01:00:38.720 fit

01:00:39.020 basically

01:00:40.600 every

01:00:41.540 available

01:00:42.000 woman 0.99

01:00:42.360 will

01:00:42.600 sleep

01:00:42.860 with

01:00:43.060 you

01:00:43.320 that's

01:00:46.220 just

01:00:46.380 the

01:00:46.600 truth

01:00:46.860 you got

01:00:50.120 really

01:00:50.360 quiet

01:00:50.700 when I

01:00:50.980 said

01:00:51.140 that

01:00:51.380 did

01:00:51.580 you

01:00:51.780 I

01:00:52.360 I've

01:00:52.980 seen

01:00:53.200 neither

01:00:53.480 agreement

01:00:54.040 or

01:00:54.300 disagreement

01:00:54.800 but

01:00:55.600 it

01:00:55.700 is

01:00:55.860 true

01:00:56.120 now

01:00:57.300 I

01:00:57.620 say

01:00:57.840 these

01:00:58.060 things

01:00:58.280 as

01:00:58.440 absolutes

01:00:59.060 but

01:00:59.220 you

01:00:59.340 know

01:00:59.480 I

01:00:59.600 don't

01:00:59.760 mean

01:00:59.940 absolute

01:01:00.380 right

01:01:00.700 I

01:01:01.280 just

01:01:01.460 mean

01:01:01.740 most

01:01:02.640 of

01:01:02.820 the

01:01:02.840 time

01:01:03.060 and

01:01:04.520 there's

01:01:05.820 some

01:01:05.940 yeses

01:01:06.280 here

01:01:06.500 let me

01:01:07.360 ask you

01:01:07.660 this

01:01:07.880 is there

01:01:08.220 anybody

01:01:08.500 here

01:01:08.960 who

01:01:09.640 is

01:01:10.000 that

01:01:10.300 person

01:01:10.760 that

01:01:11.420 you

01:01:11.540 don't

01:01:11.660 have

01:01:11.820 to

01:01:11.900 be

01:01:12.040 six

01:01:12.360 foot

01:01:12.560 four

01:01:12.760 exactly

01:01:13.220 but

01:01:14.160 is

01:01:14.320 there

01:01:14.460 anybody

01:01:14.780 here

01:01:15.260 who

01:01:15.600 is

01:01:15.780 of

01:01:16.780 a

01:01:17.100 pretty

01:01:18.060 big

01:01:18.280 height

01:01:18.600 and

01:01:20.620 you

01:01:20.800 know

01:01:21.040 for

01:01:21.280 sure

01:01:21.500 that

01:01:21.720 you

01:01:21.820 can

01:01:22.000 basically

01:01:22.440 have

01:01:22.800 any

01:01:23.100 woman 0.99

01:01:23.360 you

01:01:23.540 want

01:01:23.840 true

01:01:25.440 and

01:01:26.720 I'm

01:01:26.840 seeing

01:01:27.100 I'm

01:01:27.340 seeing

01:01:27.520 confirmations

01:01:28.180 like crazy

01:01:28.760 yeah

01:01:29.040 at a

01:01:29.840 certain

01:01:30.020 height

01:01:30.240 you

01:01:30.400 can

01:01:30.520 just

01:01:30.680 have

01:01:30.840 any

01:01:31.020 woman 0.99

01:01:31.200 you

01:01:31.360 want

01:01:31.580 so

01:01:34.360 yeah

01:01:38.120 so

01:01:41.960 there's

01:01:42.280 my

01:01:42.460 there's

01:01:42.780 my

01:01:42.920 answer

01:01:43.180 so

01:01:50.640 now

01:01:51.920 now

01:01:52.640 I'm not

01:01:52.880 saying

01:01:53.140 this

01:01:53.500 being

01:01:53.980 six

01:01:54.340 foot

01:01:54.540 four

01:01:54.920 and

01:01:55.320 fit

01:01:55.640 is

01:01:56.180 the

01:01:56.360 only

01:01:56.640 thing

01:01:56.920 you

01:01:57.060 need

01:01:57.320 you

01:01:58.320 still

01:01:58.620 need

01:01:59.200 a

01:01:59.320 personality

01:01:59.820 you

01:02:00.140 still

01:02:00.320 need

01:02:00.500 to

01:02:00.600 be

01:02:00.860 assertive

01:02:01.560 et cetera

01:02:02.040 but

01:02:02.940 it's

01:02:04.820 not

01:02:05.020 hard

01:02:05.400 if

01:02:05.600 you've

01:02:05.800 got

01:02:05.940 the

01:02:06.100 height

01:02:06.380 it's

01:02:07.480 pretty

01:02:07.680 much

01:02:07.920 automatic

01:02:08.480 yeah

01:02:09.720 and

01:02:14.260 money

01:02:14.460 helps

01:02:14.800 yeah

01:02:15.220 tall

01:02:19.620 women 1.00

01:02:19.900 have

01:02:20.120 advantages

01:02:20.580 too

01:02:20.900 only

01:02:21.960 in

01:02:22.160 business

01:02:22.540 tall

01:02:23.060 women 1.00

01:02:23.300 have

01:02:23.520 disadvantages

01:02:24.200 in

01:02:24.680 dating

01:02:24.980 because

01:02:26.660 there

01:02:26.860 are

01:02:26.980 lots

01:02:27.260 of

01:02:27.460 men

01:02:28.040 who

01:02:28.200 would

01:02:28.320 not

01:02:28.480 date

01:02:28.720 a

01:02:28.880 tall

01:02:29.080 woman 0.99

01:02:29.360 same

01:02:29.800 as

01:02:30.040 lots

01:02:30.460 women 1.00

01:02:31.200 who

01:02:31.340 would

01:02:31.420 not

01:02:31.600 date

01:02:31.900 a

01:02:32.080 short

01:02:32.380 man

01:02:32.620 all

01:02:34.360 right

01:02:34.500 I

01:02:35.320 believe

01:02:35.640 I

01:02:35.860 have

01:02:36.000 nothing

01:02:36.240 else

01:02:36.440 to

01:02:36.560 say

01:02:36.700 today

01:02:37.060 and

01:02:37.620 can

01:02:38.480 you

01:02:38.580 give me

01:02:38.780 a

01:02:38.920 better

01:02:39.200 topic

01:02:39.740 to

01:02:40.180 end

01:02:40.720 this

01:02:40.920 on

01:02:41.120 anybody

01:02:42.400 have

01:02:42.580 a

01:02:42.780 better

01:02:43.060 topic

01:02:43.560 anything

01:02:45.220 I

01:02:45.440 should

01:02:45.640 have

01:02:45.740 talked

01:02:45.980 about

01:02:46.240 that

01:02:46.560 I

01:02:47.520 didn't

01:02:48.840 God

01:02:55.700 we're 1.00

01:02:55.920 pathetic 0.99

01:02:56.380 somebody 1.00

01:02:56.740 says

01:02:57.060 reframed

01:03:01.220 disgust

01:03:02.080 well

01:03:03.840 that's

01:03:04.220 sort of

01:03:04.480 biological

01:03:05.040 I don't

01:03:05.460 know if

01:03:05.660 you

01:03:05.740 could

01:03:05.900 reframe

01:03:06.320 that

01:03:06.580 of

01:03:15.000 the

01:03:15.140 markets

01:03:15.620 yeah

01:03:17.440 I

01:03:17.560 don't

01:03:17.680 know

01:03:17.820 there's

01:03:18.020 not

01:03:18.160 much

01:03:18.340 to

01:03:18.480 say

01:03:18.620 about

01:03:18.760 the

01:03:18.880 markets

01:03:19.320 ESG

01:03:22.240 so

01:03:22.820 I've

01:03:22.960 got

01:03:23.080 some

01:03:23.220 more

01:03:23.360 ESG

01:03:23.760 comics

01:03:24.200 coming

01:03:24.560 Jim

01:03:34.680 Brewer

01:03:35.040 bringing

01:03:35.440 light

01:03:35.760 to

01:03:35.940 the

01:03:36.080 dark

01:03:36.400 what

01:03:36.820 soccer

01:03:39.400 legal

01:03:40.080 all

01:03:41.900 right

01:03:42.080 looks

01:03:43.120 like

01:03:43.300 you're

01:03:43.440 all

01:03:43.580 over

01:03:43.740 the

01:03:43.860 place

01:03:44.080 today

01:03:44.400 I

01:03:44.920 think

01:03:45.080 I

01:03:45.220 did

01:03:45.380 that

01:03:45.560 to

01:03:45.680 you

01:03:46.420 first

01:03:48.920 day

01:03:49.140 in

01:03:49.260 college

01:03:49.860 all

01:03:54.760 right

01:03:54.900 I'm

01:03:55.040 just

01:03:55.180 reading

01:03:55.380 your

01:03:55.520 comments

01:03:55.820 for a

01:03:56.120 moment

01:03:56.300 here

01:03:56.540 women 1.00

01:03:59.760 over

01:04:00.080 five

01:04:00.420 foot

01:04:00.600 ten

01:04:00.800 get

01:04:01.000 weird

01:04:01.340 that's

01:04:02.200 a

01:04:02.280 pretty

01:04:02.400 general

01:04:02.740 statement

01:04:03.140 yeah

01:04:06.340 when are

01:04:06.600 our

01:04:06.700 robots

01:04:07.000 coming

01:04:07.260 so

01:04:07.900 last

01:04:08.160 night

01:04:08.360 I

01:04:08.500 did

01:04:08.720 a

01:04:09.020 test

01:04:09.280 of

01:04:09.440 ECAM

01:04:09.960 the

01:04:10.640 split

01:04:11.040 screen

01:04:11.400 software

01:04:11.940 and

01:04:13.140 it

01:04:13.280 worked

01:04:13.520 out

01:04:13.680 well

01:04:13.960 so

01:04:14.280 I

01:04:14.400 think

01:04:14.540 I'll

01:04:14.640 do

01:04:14.800 some

01:04:15.100 interviews

01:04:15.700 if

01:04:17.260 I

01:04:17.380 find

01:04:17.600 somebody

01:04:17.880 who

01:04:18.000 wants

01:04:18.180 to

01:04:18.360 what

01:04:25.240 wife

01:04:30.140 and

01:04:30.300 daughter

01:04:30.500 stampeding

01:04:31.140 in

01:04:31.320 the room

01:04:31.720 oh

01:04:32.320 yeah

01:04:33.120 all right

01:04:37.940 ladies and 0.98

01:04:38.500 gentlemen

01:04:38.780 I'm going to

01:04:41.720 say goodbye

01:04:42.080 to YouTube

01:04:42.620 and I'll

01:04:43.020 talk to

01:04:43.340 you

01:04:43.560 tomorrow

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - September 18, 2022

Episode 1870 Scott Adams： Let's Compare Everything To Hitler Because Thinking Is Hard

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