Episode 2171 Scott Adams: All The News Is Imaginary Today But That Won't Stop Us. Bring Coffee
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 10 minutes
Summary
I m on the cusp of hitting 1 million, and it s going to get me all excited! Tweet me if you ve got a million, I d like to take a sip of your favorite beverage.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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And I got to tell you, I'm right on the cusp of having one million Twitter followers.
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we might hit a million during the live stream oh yeah there's going to be pandemonium if that
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happens pandemonium but if you'd like to take your experience no matter what it is up to the
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highest level of possible enjoyment well all you need is a cup or mug or a glass a tank or
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chalice a stein a canteen jug a flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid
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i like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure it's the dope of me at the end of the day
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the thing that makes everything better it's called the simultaneous sip it happens now go
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delightful all right we'll try to go private here on locals just because we can
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um it's a very light news day today and uh if i had a million followers i'm going to go on spaces
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and talk about i want people to convince me that the fake news is real so i've got three stories
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about three people and we'll go i haven't hit it yet right stop saying a million if i haven't hit a
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million it's going to get me all excited oh nine nine nine nine nine seven seven
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it looks like it's going to happen right now while you watch
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it's funny how we human beings get excited about big round numbers isn't it
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kind of exciting all right well i'm going to do my show but don't say a million on the on the comments
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unless it's actually a million uh maybe yours is rounded off is yours rounded off
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well this is all right i'll take one more look and then i'll go read some uh
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nice i still got nine nine seven here nine seven seven all right let's go you ready
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all right well correct me if i'm wrong uh i believe the following is happening
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i believe the following is happening i think that we're creating a super intelligent species
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a.i. and the reason that we're creating it correct me if i'm wrong but the reason that
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we're creating a.i. a super intelligent species they'll be way smarter than us is so we can make
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it our slave is that true do we see any problem with that at all we're going to create a new a new
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entire new species superior to us a hundred times superior to us but
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not on my phone not on my phone you're seeing a million it's not on my phone yet let me restart twitter
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if i don't see it it doesn't count i think you're rounding off
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couldn't do it without you literally usually they say i couldn't have done it without you
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but maybe they don't mean it i couldn't have done it without you obviously it wouldn't be a million
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one million followers you know what that means you know what that means yeah extra simultaneous
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i'd like to invite all of you to take a sim to our our combined success
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as somebody you know says it's not me it's we it's we
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simultaneously up to one million of the sexiest smartest most well-informed and awesome people
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and thanks for pushing me over the mark i was pretty sure i had a week to go
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yeah at the at the normal rate but when it got close i saw i saw a number of you uh pushing to push
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me over i much appreciate it what a perfect day you're just making my day perfect
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that i'm a little bit cancelled that's right the powers that be
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twitter um i wasn't i wasn't that close before i got cancelled
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i believe there's one thing i can do to repay all of you
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i got what i wanted today thanks to all of you and
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so i had to pay it back because i knew that's what you wanted
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don't you feel better you do feel better you all feel great now
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how many people feel great right now are you sharing my
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sharing my joy do you feel it of course you do because we're connected
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when when people on my locals platform especially
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you know i don't know if it looks like i'm pretending
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it's on thank you scott scott adams yes hi what
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for sure yes he's mentioning a unix comic i did
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man did he pay it and that you know it meant agreeing with some of Trump's legal stuff he paid the price so if you show me somebody who said what's what's the price of giving you my actual real opinion okay I'll pay that I'll pay that price that is credibility doesn't mean he's right about everything but it does mean he's not saying it just to make you happy Dan Abrams is telling you something to make you happy because that's his job
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right everybody on that side of the world is making money is making money by telling you what you want to hear so that's not really a lawyer opinion