Episode 2195 Scott Adams: Separating The Real News From The Absurd Stuff. With Coffee
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 18 minutes
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140.6724
Summary
Scott Adams is in a bad mood and wants to know if this is a good thing. Plus, the New York Post reports that a bag of cocaine found in the West Wing belongs to someone in the Biden Family Orbital. Is this true or false?
Transcript
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It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, the greatest thing that's ever happened.
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A little bit late, but, you know, that's the way the day is going.
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So, if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody's ever seen before,
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all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice, a stein, a canteen jug
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or a flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day,
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Have I ever taught you my trick about how to use a bad day?
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It's one of the best techniques you'll ever learn.
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If your day already sucks, you should do the tasks that you don't want to do that would ruin your day.
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So, I'm going to take care of some fucking shit that needed to be taken care of today.
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So, I'm going to get some stuff done today that would be really ugly under normal circumstances.
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If you need to do some shit and it's really ugly, just match it with a bad day.
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So, I'm going to enjoy my day, but not everybody else will.
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But every time I think about living on an island, there's a hurricane or a wildfire or an alligator attack or something.
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And mentally, I can't get past the idea that I could be on an island in the middle of the Pacific or wherever.
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And I couldn't get off the island, and my 911 was down.
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So, in Maui right now, they don't have phone service or 911, and the island's on fire.
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I mean, in terms of square footage, it's not that much.
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I just, I can't convince myself that it's safe to be on an island more than, you know, two weeks, which is great.
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So, today's theme is everything is corrupt everywhere and everybody's lying.
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Although, I feel like that's usually the theme.
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And we'll try to figure out which ones are true and which ones are false.
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Can you really not tell when I'm already private?
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After the first two or three times you tell me that you want me to go private, don't do it anymore.
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Because I just, I'm looking at them and they're just distractions after that.
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If it looks like I didn't see it, just let it go.
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So, the New York Post is reporting that the bag of cocaine that was found in the West Wing
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belonged to somebody in the Biden family orbit.
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Without even reading the details of the story, I'm going to say fake news.
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Because what does it mean to be in the Biden family orbit?
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I'm just going to take care of everything that's...
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The problem is that the Biden family orbit is too big of a category.
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Isn't everybody who goes into the White House and would be in a...
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If you're in a non-normal part of the White House,
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you're going to have some connection to the Biden family or orbit or something.
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He's saying that Hunter was trying to divert money to accounts of family members,
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That the money coming from, I don't know, Ukraine and China didn't go into Joe's accounts.
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Yeah, that's probably technically true, but also intentionally misleading.
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That after Vice President Biden helped pressure the Ukrainians to get rid of the prosecutor,
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That the new prosecutor that the Ukrainians got was somehow connected to the Bidens.
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The next person who got the job had ties to Hunter Biden.
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Yeah, I'm going to go with true, but be careful about ties, too.
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One of the things the news always does is it can find a tie to anything.
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Do you know how many times I've been tied to things?
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Just imagine, as a public figure, how many times have I been associated with, tied to, connected with,
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working with, talked to, communicated with, once said something to, included in a tweet, retweeted.
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So, the news likes to slime you by association.
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What are the odds that the high-powered Hunter machine didn't also have connections to lots of other high-powered people?
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So, in other words, does Ukraine have some blackmail material on Joe Biden?
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Well, I read the article to find out the details of why this would be suggested.
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And after several minutes of reading the article talking about Trump, I got bored.
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And I never really got to anything about Joe Biden and compromat.
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And I know I got really, really bored before I got to the part about Biden.
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So, let's judge this without reading it, because I don't think it made any difference.
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It's only interesting in the sense that it's a Newsweek headline.
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There's a headline in Newsweek, which suggests that at least it's a worthy question.
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It's a worthy enough question to be a headline.
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I would say it's probably the most important question right now.
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What would be more important than knowing if Ukraine owned the U.S. president in the context of an ongoing war?
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What's the second most important thing after that?
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You know, in terms of questions that we don't understand the answer to?
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how do we know there's no blackmail potential going on there?
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I suppose there's always blackmail potential, but more than usual in this case?
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There's a story about Mitch McConnell and his wife, Elena Chow.
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Now, his wife has connections to a big Chinese shipping company.
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And there's a suggestion that the McConnells have made money with their high-level connections to China.
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If you ask me, is anything illegal happening here,
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But I also heard Devin Archer talk about Hunter Daniels' operation,
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and I couldn't really tell that anything was illegal about that.
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It might be, but, I mean, it's not obviously, drippingly, clearly true.
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It looks like Hunter was probably smart enough to set up a structure
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where there'd be some gray area, and if he ever got in trouble, he could get out.
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So, is the Mitch McConnell situation one of those legal but gray areas
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where there's, you know, influence and connections,
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and probably it did help some people, but is it illegal?
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Is it illegal to give a better deal to somebody that you know?
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It might not be what you want your leaders to be involved in.
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So, I would say this is in the category of probably true
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But if you're married to, if you're fully disclosed
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that you're married to somebody who's got a disconnection
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I feel like that's about as much disclosure as you need.
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Because wouldn't you make every assumption that you needed to make
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about his marriage and its connection to China?
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I mean, you would just assume that there's some influence.
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And it's not illegal to marry somebody who grew up in China.
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But now he's just, you know, he's turned to Feinstein, Fetterman.
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You know, he's just a zombie walking around there.
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You know, maybe you were getting enough benefit
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from his high level of good work, some would say,
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that there might be a connection that's a problem.
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So, but nothing illegal, obviously, as far as I can tell.
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All right, how about this story most of you saw if you were on Twitter,
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and you're going to tell me if you think it's true or false.
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is that the other entities are not reporting this.
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Massive 2020 voter fraud uncovered in Michigan,
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including estimated 800,000 ballot applications
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bags of prepaid gift cards, guns and silencers,
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burner phones, and a Democrat-funded organization
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with multiple temporary facilities in several states.
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Is there really obvious and gigantic voter fraud from 2020
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Did you see a big Fox News story on the same story?
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it's a story about an individual and an organization.
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So if they thought it was even a little bit true,
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Actually, can somebody look for that while I'm doing that?
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Check Breitbart, see if they're reporting it as true.
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Now that's what CNN said when they fact-checked it.
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situations where the story doesn't match the headline?
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How many times have I sat here in exactly this place
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and said, all right, here's the headline on CNN,
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All right, so I got a confirmation in the story
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So the only one that carried it was debunking it.
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there was any fraud, which I had no way of knowing,
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would be untrue and clearly easy to prove untrue,
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We do know that 95% of the attacks were unsuccessful.
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but Marjorie Taylor Greene, Representative Greene,
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or new evidence that the Bidens got paid $20 million.
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the Bidens don't sell any kind of product or service,
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Or the same millions that they were looking at before
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We can't tell when there's a report of new corruption
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because there's so much past and existing stories.
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There's so many fake news stories about corruption,
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The field of news became so dense in the last week
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because yesterday, last night before I went to bed,
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you know, and some Biden family member or Biden,
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that I'm not even sure I can sort them out anymore.
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there's a lot of stuff that looks important there.
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There's people saying, blah, blah, blah, Biden.
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such that none of them seem important in my mind.
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my rational brain knows it's critically important.
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I mean, maybe the most important thing is happening.
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You don't even know if the Ukraine war is legitimate
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in the sense that somebody thought it was a good idea.
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I mean, these are really, really big questions.
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But apparently they had several ways they did it.
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There was something that needed to be negotiated
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Facebook thought they might be retaliated against.
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is that the White House was under pressure from...
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And he's only going to use force against the ones he
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You might remember that, let's say, a year ago, every time DeSantis made news as a governor,
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I said something that sounded the same every time.
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Oh, my God, he's good at getting the headlines in a productive way.
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It's like one right move after another for his base.
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You could argue whether they were good moves or bad, but politically and for his base,
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They were just right on, right on, right on every time.
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Now, he moves from governor, making one political home run after another for his base.
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And then he moves into the campaign, and it feels like he lost all that magic.
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Now, do you think that one person can go from, you know, the governor domain to the presidential domain and lose their skill?
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How do you lose your skill just changing that domain?
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I don't think the presidential race is that different, because in both cases, you say things that your base would like,
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But why did he suddenly become bad at it when he was not just only good, he was about the best I've ever seen.
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What would be a good hypothesis for that change?
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And don't say alcoholism or Trump derangement syndrome.
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Whoever was advising him in the governor's race was way above average.
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As in, you haven't even seen that kind of operation before.
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I have some suspicions who it might have been, because there aren't that many people in the country who are that capable.
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And I'm not going to tell you because I don't have any proof.
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So based just on the capability, there's probably one person, and I'm not going to tell you ever who it is.
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But there is one person who has that capability who could have been advising him in the governorship
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and would have quite potentially switched to Trump.
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No, Matt Gaetz would have been Trump from the start.
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So that's not a case of him leaving and going anywhere.
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But does anybody see that the skill level just fell off as if a major advisor, like the best one, switched?
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It's just based on observation of the skill level dropping off suddenly.
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Oh, you think he's playing to the donors instead of the base?
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Getting a little quiet about that, aren't they?
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If you see it any other way, what evidence would there be to support your point?
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How do you support your point if you think this is a war?
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Because you think Ukraine's going to break down the Russian lines and defeat the Russian army?
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Or you think the Russians have only been joking around, and as soon as they get serious,
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they're going to run through those Ukrainian lines and take Kiev?
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The situation there is only for the benefit of people selling, you know, arms and other goods.
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And nothing should change this situation because the Democrats apparently are benefiting from it.
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You know, the money that's going to Ukraine isn't all going into bullets, right?
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A lot of it's being siphoned off because it always is.
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So you've got the Democrats and their siphoning off group.
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And you've got the Russians that can't possibly end the war because it would look like a defeat.
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So there isn't anything, there's nothing happening that could change this from a bloody negotiation into an actual war.
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And every time that the news refuses to report that the war has been over for a while, it's bloody.
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Now, you could get, you know, real conceptual and say every war is a negotiation.
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Because there is no reasonable chance that the situation is going to change before Trump gets in office.
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So if we reframe this as a negotiation, that's our best situation.
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Which also is very positive for a Republican candidate.
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Because I don't hear the Democrats saying, hey, let's negotiate this war.
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So the Democrats aren't even on that wavelength.
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So if you define it as a negotiation, then you could see the mismatch between the Biden, you know, unwilling to even consider that.
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And several, I think several Republicans, do me a fact check on this.
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Aren't there several Republicans besides Trump, Ramaswamy, who are saying they can wrap this up pretty quickly with a negotiation?
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Am I wrong that, so Trump and Vivek, give me a fact check on this.
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They're both clear about, we'll wind this down right away, this is a negotiation.
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I think RFK Jr. is pretty close to that as well.
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Yeah, it looks like Russia will keep some of that territory.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, is there any topic I have not covered?
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Marin County armed car break-in, haven't seen that.
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But since I have no opinion about whether the rebels are better or worse than the government they took over,
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And I don't believe it's the sort of thing where I would ever get a good opinion.
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You know, I've been avoiding the Victoria Nuland stuff,
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because there's a whole lot of mind-reading you have to do.
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Russia doesn't want to escalate to NATO involvement and recreatment.
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that would be better left for when there's a disagreement
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because there were black participants in the fight