Episode 2370 CWSA 01⧸31⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 15 minutes
Words per Minute
148.25844
Summary
Scott Adams talks about why you don t want to go to Chicago and why you should stay in Santa Monica, California. He also talks about California's new drug problem, fentanyl, and why Democrats don't know what they're talking about.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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How's my sound over there on the other platforms?
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Ah, that was extra good because I made you wait.
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And number two, things that Democrats don't know.
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So number one on my theme of places you don't want to go.
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Apparently, nobody wants to be Fetterman's wife.
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So Senator John Fetterman's wife, Giselle, has reportedly left him.
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And if there's one lesson we can take away from this situation, if there's one thing that's bad for a marriage, it's when a husband can talk.
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Now, you know that when Fetterman couldn't talk, it looked like their marriage was pretty solid.
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But as soon as he could talk fluently, she's like, screw this.
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Now, this one hit me a little hard because you know my story, where I couldn't speak for three and a half years.
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And it's really bad for marriages when you can't speak.
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But apparently, it's even worse when you can, if you know what I mean.
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Wall Street Apes is reporting on the X platform that Chicago's ninth ward alderman, Anthony Beal, is all mad because the immigrants coming in, the migrants.
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I don't know whether I should call them migrants or immigrants.
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But anyway, they get apparently a voucher for housing education.
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And the locals think it's a bad place to be because Chicago already had a lot of problems.
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But now they have extra, extra problems because whatever social services they would have had are being sucked up by the migrants.
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And that actually sounds like it's a good deal.
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Next place not to go is Santa Monica, California.
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It has insanely high crime rates at the moment where it used to be one of the safest places you could ever be.
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I'm not sure if there are any cities in California that are safe to go to or that you'd want to.
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So I think all the metro areas in California are ruined.
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And if you wonder whose fault that is, well, they don't have any Republican power in my state, California.
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So what would it be that would ruin every single city in the entire state?
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So they'd like to bring that to the rest of the country.
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There's a governor of a state in which every metropolitan area in the state became unlivable during his time.
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And people are thinking that he'd be a good president.
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Because there's still some livable places elsewhere in the country.
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He can bring his magic to those places as well.
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Oregon is declaring a 90-day state of emergency to address Portland's fentanyl issue.
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You know, I've been complaining for years since my stepson died from a fentanyl overdose
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And finally, my dreams have come true because Oregon is taking a 90-day state of emergency.
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You know, with any luck, this 90-day state of emergency, fingers crossed.
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And again, I don't want to get ahead of myself because I've been disappointed before.
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But if the state of emergency turns into a committee, you know that that could turn into, wait for it, a report.
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I guess we'd give the report to China and to the cartels,
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we thought it was just perfectly fine to send fentanyl into the United States
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But now that they have a committee and they've got a report,
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Or another way to look at it is don't go to Oregon.
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For example, you can go to the rural parts of California.
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because there's something heading toward us today
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A pineapple, some kind of explosion or something.
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They're like, we don't even have a name for this.
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Supposedly, it's going to look like Noah's Ark.
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with a long history of having problems with water leaks
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and the biggest storm in the world is heading to my house?
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Stay away from Fetterman, Santa Monica, and Chicago.
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There's a gigantic gas explosion in Beaver County, Oklahoma.
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It looks like Satan actually is coming to the Earth
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and this is just like the portal to hell is opened.
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It is the biggest fireball coming from the ground
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What happens between the gas explosion in Beaver County?
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But at least Hong Kong and China are still good.
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Hong Kong's housing market is going through the floor,
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because of this enormous real estate liquidation
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So the economy is falling apart in China and Hong Kong.
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Also, stay away from Beaver County, Oregon, Chicago,
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because I hear lots of good things about Jamaica.
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It turns out that the U.S. Department of Travel
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says that because of the 65 murders this month alone,
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so there's still time for a few extra murders this month,
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Americans are urged to reconsider travel plans to Jamaica.
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So the U.S. Department of Travel says stay the fuck away from Jamaica.
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It's coming from the U.S. Department of Travel.
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You'd think the U.S. Department of Travel wouldn't be racist,
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but they just told you to stay the fuck away from Jamaica,
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and I don't know how to interpret that any other way.
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Well, no, not China, not Hong Kong or Chicago or Santa Monica
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So if you stay away from those places, you'll be fine,
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and watch out for the Pineapple Express Atmospheric River
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that it's going to be teaching AI how to do news.
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So the New York Times, they're forming an AI initiative
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to prototype generative AI uses for reporting and presentation.
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that they're not going to use just AI to make news.
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Well, I actually, this is a serious question, by the way.
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If you're a news organization primarily involved
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Isn't it somewhat automatically going to just say
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I don't know how AI and news can ever be integrated
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because AI is going to at least try to be accurate,
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So how do you build a tool for a person who's not trying?
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because there are people who want to screw in a screw.
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But what if you don't want to tell the accurate story,
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but you've got this tool that only knows how to do that?
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I like to check AI to see what it says about me.
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Now, what they say is that I said a racist thing,
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which is the same thing as saying you're a racist.
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I said other people seem to be racist against me,
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and they're part of a system which is training them
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And if you are around people who are being trained
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literally the system is training them to be that way.
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You should get as far away from that as you can.
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So, I am branded forever as a racist by Microsoft.
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And everybody who ever searches me for the rest of the time,
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It just picked that up from patterns it saw in the news.
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the news was almost completely silent on my story.
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I've never had a single individual human problem
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board, you know, they were too much insiders, and
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Now, without giving you an opinion on that, I mean,
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I lean toward the free market, you know, let the
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But the, you know, I understand also the lawsuit
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They're just operating on if it works, it works,
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So I would see that just as a financial play, not
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known Tesla, which is not a recommendation, don't
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And then he's on the verge of just a lot of good
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All right, so do you think it matters that Delaware
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is owned by the Biden family and Delaware is where a
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lot of people incorporate and then they went after
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Do you think it's a coincidence that the most Biden-friendly
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state of all states, the very small one, and where they're
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completely connected to the political system, is it a
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coincidence that that's who's trying to take Musk down?
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So you see that the big play for Tesla stock, besides robots,
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So a Trump presidency, you could expect, would take the anvil off
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All right, Trump's taking credit for the stock market.
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Because the argument would be the stocks are going up because they
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expect that a Trump administration would be good for the economy.
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I don't know what other people are thinking, but for me, it's a
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I definitely am heavier in stocks and buying into stocks, specifically
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because I think the political situation will improve.
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The odds of a Republican, at least, president are pretty high.
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So yes, I think Trump actually has a leg to stand on.
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But to be fair, in my prior story, I told you how the AP is telling
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people the economy is good and then polling them and reporting that
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So you've got the media driving it up this year.
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You've got the likelihood of a Republican victory, which would
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You have us coming off a pandemic, which should make all the numbers
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look artificially better, which people will take as confidence.
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So there's a whole bunch of good things happening.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of the best
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And I hope you enjoyed my new microphone stand.
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I believe it has changed the nature of the show completely.
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Yeah, because it's not putting a shadow on my face in the same way.
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So Joy Reid of MSNBC went to a clip about Biden.
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And then, even though it wasn't about the war, the clip wasn't,
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she said in a hot mic, starting another effing war, talking about Biden.
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So that's what MSNBC says when they're not on camera.
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A very, very negative thing to say about a president.
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I can't think of a worse thing to say about a president than, quote,
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If you start one war that's optional, because that's the context, it's optional,
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If anybody who's on your team can use the phrase another, another war,
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if that even comes out of their mouth, you've lost.
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I think he's up to five wars if you count the war against MAGA.
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The war he should be fighting is with the cartels.
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Apparently, he's more on their side than we'd like to believe.
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I think it's worked out that way, but I don't know if it's a political reason.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to say bye to the platforms of YouTube and Rumble and X.
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By the way, I think my total viewership per day is up to about 100,000.
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Now, that's 100,000, including the recorded, people watching it recorded.
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But 100,000 people watching this content every day on all the various platforms.
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And if I ever get to a million, I'm running the country.
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But if I ever get to a million on this live stream, I would effectively be running the country.