Episode 2393 CWSA 02⧸23⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 14 minutes
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141.1856
Summary
A president who doesn't have a sense of humor, Bill Ackman suing Business Insider for defaming his wife, and more. Plus, a new addition to the Dilbert calendar, and the news that Vice Media is going out of business.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now.
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Have you ever noticed that a joke is funny just by itself?
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But then it gets funnier, depending on who tells the joke, because it's really about
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So you probably saw the meme that involved Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi walking across the
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tarmac, and it's a real video of them walking across the tarmac.
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But somebody added the Visiting Angels music and logos to it.
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And if you don't know what Visiting Angels is, it's the nurses that come work with the old
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Now, if you're familiar with that commercial, which is run a billion times on at least Fox
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But even though it's funny by itself, it's ten times funnier when you know that Trump reposted
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I will never want to have a president who doesn't have a sense of humor again.
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I mean, that was the best thing about Reagan, wasn't it?
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Well, another news that I like, Vice Media is going out of business.
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You know, I'm shocked, because every time they wrote a story about me, it was so accurate.
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How much do you think I love watching my enemies go out of business?
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Do you know what would have happened to me if I hadn't been canceled?
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I would have gone out of business with all the media that has surely to go out of business
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And in case Vice Media would like to update anything before they're completely out of
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business, you should know that as of yesterday, at least a verbal agreement, I have secured a
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American source for the Dilbert calendar for 2025.
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So, one year from my cancellation, I'm back in business, motherfuckers.
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And the Dilbert calendar will be manufactured with all American products for the first time
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Because the bastards who used to run it told me it couldn't be done.
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Not only did I do it in America, I did it in Texas.
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I'll tell you more about this as we finalize things.
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But things are looking great for me, in case you wondered.
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Bill Ackman, famous investor, is threatening to sue Business Insider for what he says is
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And he's giving him a chance to correct everything they said, but you know that's not going to
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And apparently he has the same, he retained the same law firm that sued Fox News over the
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Imagine all the things that have been said about him.
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But they go after his wife, who had nothing to do with anything, and he just went full barbarian
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He's actually going to put him out of business, I think.
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I think he'll actually put him out of business.
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I love to watch him just defend his wife, even at the risk of putting an entire business
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Because I think that the thing they did to her, you know, based on my reading of the
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situation, it looked like they deserved to be out of business.
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There's a woman, I didn't catch her name, who did a TikTok video in which she has the
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You know, I love the reframes when somebody takes a familiar situation and just describes
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So, she says, quote, 150 years ago, you didn't have to ask permission from the government to
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go fishing, own a property, build on your property, start a business.
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Now, you virtually can't do anything without asking for the government's permission first.
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If you still think you're free, you're deluding yourself.
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Our entire human experience has just been explained, and you cannot top it.
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Well, meanwhile, media mogul Tyler Perry has paused the building of what would have been
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an $800 million expansion to his studio in Atlanta.
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And he's doing it because he saw a demonstration of AI.
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And he said to himself, I'm not so sure I should put $800 million into building a thing
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Now, Tyler Perry may have been fooled by the demos, as many of us have been, to imagine
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You know, it feels like it's solvable, but not immediately and using the tools we already
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So I think Tyler Perry's business, his business judgment has proven to be incredible, right?
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He's one of the more successful entrepreneurs of all time.
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So if he's pausing his studio, I would definitely pay attention to that because he's a person
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All right, I saw somebody complaining about movies and the sex scenes, and I wanted to
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give you my list of six things that I fast forward through in a movie.
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So when any of these six things happen in a movie, I just grab the remote and say, okay,
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So I always fast forward through a love scene or a sex scene.
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I don't want to see two actors pretend to make out because they're pretending to be married
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because when a terrible thing happens to one of them, I'm supposed to feel worse.
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You already know that whenever I see a guy tied to a chair, could be a woman, usually
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If I see somebody tied to a chair, I usually turn off the movie.
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But if I really want to watch it like it's a reacher, I watch that.
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So I'll fast forward through that just so I can get to the good stuff.
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I also fast forward through the final battle that's always in a large industrial complex.
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If it's toward the end of the movie and your hero enters a large industrial complex, sometimes
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unspecified what it is, and he's going to have a final battle in there, fast forward,
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And then lastly, I usually go through the entire first act.
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It's not unusual for me to fast forward the entire first act, because usually it's showing
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The first act is, oh, I'm in jail, and now I'm pounding rocks.
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And now I'm still pounding rocks, but they're hitting me with a whip.
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Oh, I sure hope I get out of this jail in the second act.
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Well, I know you're going to get out of the jail in the second act.
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I don't need to know how many times they whip you.
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I don't need to know how many times they give you a crust of bread, and it's the only food
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So if you could make some movies and don't have any of that stuff, I'd really appreciate
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Mike Giuliani, Rudy Giuliani, is going through bankruptcy because of his many lawsuits, et
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And it made me wonder, has anybody compiled the full list of conservatives who have been
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destroyed simply by being part of the political process?
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So, let's see, you got your Mike Lindell, you got your Roseanne, you got your Alex Jones,
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you got me, you've got Trump who's getting the Navalny treatment.
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I saw an article by Joel Pollack and Breitbart.
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Putin puts Navalny in jail forever, whether he dies of old age or something else.
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And right in front of us, the Democrats are trying to put Trump in jail on trumped-up charges
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He would be in jail forever if they got their way.
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I think they just lost their banking processing company.
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What about Catherine Herridge, who just got removed from CBS?
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And by the way, if you don't know that story, somebody said she was working on the Hunter
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Or do I have the past and the current conflated?
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Was she currently working on a laptop story about maybe how it came about?
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But anyway, she was fired with a bunch of other people who were fired from CBS News.
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We don't believe she was fired for the same reasons.
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The other ones were fired for economic reasons.
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But people suspect she was fired because her reporting was getting too close to the truth,
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I guess Catherine Herridge is not saying much about it.
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But I saw basically everybody who knows anything about the news business says they've seen lots
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of people get canceled or fired, but they've never seen anybody have their files confiscated.
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So it looks like it's about getting after her sources, which means that the government
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My theme for today is everything is exactly what it looks like.
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I would love to see a list of all the people who have been hunted and or destroyed in politics.
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And I wonder if there's a similar list on the left.
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Are there people on the left who entered politics, simply gave their opinions, maybe you didn't
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like them, but then their lives were destroyed?
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Yeah, they attempted to get broken, but he lived.
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I thought the Al Franken thing was illegitimate.
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So Google is apparently rigging the 2024 election right in front of us.
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And they looked at Google News, and they said the bias has gotten even more pronounced lately.
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And now 63% of articles came from media outlets that All Sides, Ray says, lean left or left.
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But how many of the stories that were carried on Google News came from the right, the political right?
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Now, would you say, it's fair to say, based on everything we know, because there was a professor whose name was Epstein, coincidentally.
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There was a professor, Epstein, who did a study and found that, you know, based on your Google searches, it absolutely will change your vote.
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So we know for sure, well, we know from a researcher who tested it, that you can change people's votes by what they see.
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And if they're only seeing six percent of things from the right, one assumes that that is just rigging the vote.
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But does it have the effect of rigging the election?
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Now, do you think that anybody needs to rig the actual counting of the vote if they can rig the media?
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If you rig the media, you can get any result you want.
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Because the media tells people how to vote and then they go do it.
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I saw another graphic today that something like 95 percent of all employees of the high-tech companies, the biggest ones, are donating to Democrats.
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How did 95 percent of all the people in the biggest tech companies, how did they end up all being Democrats?
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What happens to highly educated people before they get jobs?
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You know, maybe a mix of left and right-leaning people.
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But by the time something happens, there's something happens between their birth and taking the job that turns them into wild, leftist, crazy people.
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I think most of them went co-ed, though, didn't they?
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I thought even the women's colleges went a little bit co-ed.
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If you put men and women together, and the men are horny, and the women are at that age where the men want those women,
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that the women will have the biggest social impact.
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Because the men are just going to conform to succeed socially.
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So it seems to me that if they were all-male colleges, you wouldn't have this.
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I think it has something to do with the mix of boys and girls.
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And the reason I say that is, I saw a post today that a high school teacher said that all the girls in high school are bi or trans.
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They're all some non-standard sexual preference.
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And what I'm told is that, at least locally, the boys are not woke at all.
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And the girls are all changing their genders, their gender assignments.
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So there's a huge difference between how the boys are handling the woke world and how the girls are.
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And the boys are rejecting it, for the most part.
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Now, of course, you'll find some exceptions in both cases.
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I have a theory that birth control has turned the women who are on birth control into a zombie army
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who can't find satisfaction in, let's say, some historical family kind of a mode.
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And, you know, although they may be working and successful in the financial way,
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it seems that something fundamental has changed women.
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And the problem is that if the same thing had happened to men,
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we would just shout them down and marginalize them and not care what they said,
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But if women, by some large percentage, and it doesn't have to even be over half,
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if they start complaining, men don't really push back, because we're trained not to.
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So I think that part of the problem is that we have maybe a zombified,
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chemically mutated group of women who we can't talk to honestly,
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because we don't have that kind of civilization.
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Anyway, so my theory is that it's women in college who can't be reasoned with,
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who are on birth control and possibly have been turned into zombies.
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I'm just watching the comments to see how many of you are going to disagree.
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I have not seen any disagreement to that, which I wasn't expecting.
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I'm literally seeing nobody saying anything wrong with that interpretation of reality.
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Anyway, 42% of U.S. adults, well, anyway, the Google rigging the 2024 election
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by the fact that their search results lean in one direction heavily,
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I don't think there's any mystery to it at all.
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Well, it's that elections are downstream from media.
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Elections are downstream from whatever the media tells you to think.
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So if you rig the media, you don't really need to rig the election,
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Do you know what was the one situation you can't rig the media?
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Trump broke the rigging of the media because he got too much attention
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which has the even weirder effect of making him more popular.
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Meaning that he seems to be just going for things that make sense,
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And even things he said before that sounded outrageous
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for wanting to build a wall and close the border,
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It's basically exactly what Biden's trying to do right now.
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And part of it is he's just being a little more subdued
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I feel like whoever his inner circle is at the moment
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So it's just something you feel from the outside.
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So Biden thinks he's going to do an executive order
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on the border, and let's see, what would that do?
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detrimental to the interests of the United States
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We're going to find out who runs the country now.
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Now, maybe it doesn't work because he doesn't do it.
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Maybe he does it, but it doesn't get implemented.
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Maybe it gets implemented, but it doesn't work.
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so I don't believe he will be allowed to stop immigration
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that our CIA must be partnering with the cartels
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It looks like maybe what we're getting out of it
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is maybe protecting any American manufacturing in Mexico.
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about the American manufacturing plant in Mexico
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How could all those American manufacturing companies
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not one story of having a problem with the cartel?
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that would be valued at billions and billions of dollars.
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To me, it looks like we're letting we, the CIA,
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to me, it looks like the CIA is allowing the cartel to earn
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And sure, they don't like that there are massive overdoses.
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And sure, they don't like that there's illegal immigration.
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then the cartel is going to attack the businesses,
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Every other interpretation leaves you a mystery.
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And it's even the country that's closest to us,
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in part by partnering with the dangerous elements.
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they're worried about the credibility of the election.