Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 2497 CWSA 06⧸06⧸24

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00:01:59.540 space s X is successful again I'm being told in the comments another perfect

00:02:06.320 reentry I hear nicely done SpaceX well if you're not reading the Dilbert comic by

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00:02:28.640 attacking the house there will be bloodshed that's all I can say about it

00:02:32.660 for now all right today is D-Day D-Day so we're honoring the Normandy invasion vets as we

00:02:44.120 should there seems to be some news from there let's see how could we possibly show

00:02:52.400 our best level of respect to the veterans and to the people of France our allies well

00:02:59.960 it looks like Joe Biden is allegedly shit his pants in public and was led off by

00:03:05.840 his wife during the ceremony now the first part of that is only rumored it

00:03:12.080 just sort of looked like that's what happened because if you saw the video

00:03:15.800 Joe Biden sort of tried to sit down but couldn't figure out if he should or how to

00:03:22.700 sit down or maybe he was bending over to take a crap in his pants that's what

00:03:28.520 people are saying online I don't think that's true necessarily to me I thought

00:03:33.080 he was trying to sniff an invisible child look at it again and you tell me if

00:03:38.420 he's not sniffing an invisible child it looks like it to me but one thing we can

00:03:46.020 be happy about and I think you can join me in this this is one of those few times

00:03:50.180 when when I think we're all on the same page I say to myself thank God we don't have a

00:03:56.960 president Trump over in France embarrassing the country am I right

00:04:02.300 lucky huh yeah no we sent we sent our bag of bones over there to shit his pants and

00:04:10.640 not make it through the entire ceremony but it's a good day besides that all

00:04:18.260 right here's one of those reasons that I think I'm living in a simulation last night

00:04:23.360 I said to myself huh I think I want to eat a banana before I go to bed and then I

00:04:29.620 said to myself I'd better check the science on this because somewhere I read

00:04:34.580 that you shouldn't eat right before you go to bed because it would mess up your

00:04:38.120 sleep but I thought I really want a banana I really like bananas well today I see a

00:04:46.040 study eating banana before bed for possibly the best sleep ever because they're

00:04:51.680 packed with nutrients to improve your health and they got potassium and they

00:04:55.940 got magnesium and oh my god a banana will put you to sleep so fast now what are

00:05:03.080 the odds that I would literally be staring at a banana last night wondering about the

00:05:06.740 science of eating a banana before bed literally and I wake up and oh Owen sends

00:05:14.960 me a message sends me a study about banana before bed that was so specific I don't

00:05:22.520 think you can get more specific than that well Disney has reached a new

00:05:29.400 accomplishment and a lot of people said no they'll never be able to do it and when

00:05:34.640 I see a company do something that you know people like me said no they'll never be

00:05:41.280 able to pull this off but they did so I'm gonna give them a shout out so Disney

00:05:46.200 did something I never thought was possible they're making a Star Wars movie

00:05:50.520 that I'm not even slightly interested in fast-forwarding past the romance parts so

00:05:56.740 I can see the cool technology and the CGI that's what I've been doing for a while

00:06:02.160 it's like oh can I get past the woke bullshit all right lightsaber yeah there whoa

00:06:08.160 oh look at that sith go down rare but now they've made it so bad that I'm not

00:06:15.280 willing to fast-forward through the stupid parts to get to the cool space parts

00:06:19.320 didn't think it was possible they pulled it off I don't know if I've told you this

00:06:27.660 but I love believing in things that aren't true if they are entertaining to me in and

00:06:34.020 it doesn't make any difference if it makes a difference I don't want to believe

00:06:37.080 things that are not true but there are a lot of things that you can believe or

00:06:40.560 not believe and it really isn't gonna make any difference at all so here's one

00:06:44.580 I choose to believe not because it seems credible I want to be careful here I'm

00:06:51.060 not saying it sounds credible to me but I want to believe it I guess there's a

00:06:57.300 researcher on Joe Rogan show who said that somewhere in some godforsaken part of

00:07:02.960 the world in Pakistan they found evidence of a nuclear explosion 1700 years ago and

00:07:09.320 the buildings are turned to glass and some of the people were still sitting on

00:07:13.460 the steps of their homes and just like turned into glass or something and there

00:07:21.440 and apparently there even scavengers didn't eat the bodies and that they're

00:07:26.540 radioactive and that there was some ancient civilization who's been coming to

00:07:32.900 earth forever and it was probably some advanced technology that they had that did

00:07:38.760 something bad volcano well the volcano doesn't have you still sitting on your

00:07:45.980 front steps because remember it's not covered in lava so even if you say well it's not

00:07:51.900 lava but it's all the ash coming down you wouldn't be sitting outdoors until the

00:07:57.740 ash covered you up in the same position you were sitting so whatever it was it did

00:08:02.440 happen quickly that's what it looks like you know people are just frozen in place

00:08:06.620 that doesn't say volcano I don't know if any that's true I just think it's fun that

00:08:14.540 is the theme for today all the news is funny all right I'm gonna read you another

00:08:19.040 piece of news and watch how I don't even have to give you the punchline and you

00:08:24.200 just think oh that's kind of funny right we'll test this senator Bob Menendez

00:08:31.040 son you remember senator Bob Menendez he is currently under invest what would you say

00:08:38.600 he's under trial being tried for massive corruption and taking gold bars and

00:08:47.060 sewing him into his clothes and but his son Bob Menendez son just won the New Jersey

00:08:54.220 house primary ooh how do you compete with reality imagine if you're in Hollywood you're

00:09:03.360 trying to make up some good fiction and the news is just pumping out the the fiction like

00:09:09.180 crazy or actually in this case real but that's just naturally funny that New Jersey you know

00:09:17.120 sort of our famous most famous corrupt state don't have a problem with the son of the most

00:09:23.520 corrupt person no way you'll be fine I mean that's his father it's not like we've ever seen any kind of

00:09:32.260 you know notable examples where the father and the son are coordinating on some kind of big

00:09:38.220 political oh yeah I guess we did see that the Biden's but let's not notice that it might be

00:09:45.540 happening somewhere else let's just pretend this is okay it's funny well we are no longer a republic

00:09:53.600 but I and many other people are struggling to figure out what the hell we are and there are three

00:10:00.660 competing views one is what I'll call the deep state view that the deep state is a real government

00:10:07.440 you know the people behind the scenes the deep state the other view which I hear in my comments

00:10:13.940 every single day is that there's a global Jewish conspiracy running the US government if not the world

00:10:20.980 itself now here's the interesting part if the deep state is who's in charge then Biden will win

00:10:29.480 but if the other conspiracy theory that it's a global Jewish cabal secretly controlling the country

00:10:39.560 then Trump will win because Trump is favored for you know handling the Gaza situation

00:10:47.380 so we're going to find out which one of the conspiracy theories is real

00:10:52.080 if Biden wins there is not some kind of weird not weird but Jewish conspiracy controlling the country

00:11:01.020 if he doesn't win

00:11:02.960 maybe you go the other way but I don't buy into either one of those theories

00:11:10.180 I have a theory of my own that the country it's not a republic but it's not run by the deep state

00:11:17.700 it's not run by a Jewish conspiracy I believe America is run by Alexander Soros's current lover

00:11:24.400 literally here's how that works Democrats have to do whatever the person with the money says they have

00:11:34.320 to do and Soros is their biggest funder so that would put Soros in control the younger you know

00:11:41.460 Alexander because he's taken over but as far as we can tell Alexander Soros seems to be a moron with

00:11:48.100 very little capability and I would say he's either under the sway of his old boyfriend or his new

00:11:56.340 alleged girlfriend Huma Abedin it looks to me like the Democrats maybe the deep state had to put in

00:12:04.840 somebody to control him because he was sort of running the country but he was running it into the

00:12:10.500 ground because every single bad thing that's happening in the country is funded by this one

00:12:15.900 fucking guy am I right there's one fucking guy who's funding everything bad that's happening in the

00:12:22.300 country and he won't even do an interview you know why because he can't he's the Joe Biden of young

00:12:28.660 people I assume he's addicted to drugs because I just assume that about everybody rich at that age

00:12:34.640 you know I feel like I feel like I feel like he's just Joe Biden I I think Soros has a Hunter Biden

00:12:43.000 problem that's my guess now I don't have facts just none of this is based on facts it's just observation

00:12:50.540 and what else could it be if you follow the money it all goes to one person and that one person is not

00:12:59.260 doesn't have any indication that he's capable of handling that level of responsibility but I think

00:13:06.380 his boyfriend was and I think maybe his current fake girlfriend is so I think he's being manipulated

00:13:15.360 from outside forces but that's our government it's not a deep state it's not a Jewish conspiracy

00:13:21.560 it's not a republic it's not a democracy it's not a dictatorship it's just this one fucking guy

00:13:27.860 that's it

00:13:29.520 how do we just keep ignoring that it's one fucking guy

00:13:36.160 well you want some proof let's see a Soros back DA is trying to overturn

00:13:44.460 Governor Abbott in Texas his pardon of Sergeant Daniel Perry now Perry was ruled to have been

00:13:52.200 acting in self-defense but of course because there was a black victim a Soros backed DA wants to

00:13:59.540 reverse the pardon why why do why would he want to do that it doesn't matter it's just more that one

00:14:08.360 fucking guy it's just Soros they did it intentionally it's right in front of you what why are we acting

00:14:16.900 like we're just ignoring this that one fucking guy and he's not capable so we better figure out who's

00:14:23.040 controlling him because it's not him

00:14:25.960 there's a report that a bunch of people like McCabe you remember him people in the DOJ the FBI folks this

00:14:38.160 is in Breitbart by the way Joel Pollack's talking about this on X and people in the DOJ and the FBI are

00:14:44.620 worried about being thrown in jail in a second Trump term you know you're hearing a lot of words like

00:14:50.940 revenge and reciprocation and getting even and all that don't use those words anymore

00:15:01.760 uh I would like to recommend the proper framing of this question

00:15:08.280 you ready and this is going to be so good that I'm going to make you wait

00:15:13.060 for a little pause before I drop it on you

00:15:15.740 do not say that you're going to jail your opponents even though they appear to be jailable

00:15:21.640 do not say you're going to round them up in a RICO charge

00:15:25.020 because that sounds like you're targeting people and not crimes

00:15:28.460 right you don't want to do that you don't want to target people

00:15:31.840 you want to target crimes because you don't want to be like them

00:15:35.280 so don't say revenge don't say reciprocity

00:15:39.780 don't say you're going to slap them all in jail

00:15:41.440 here's what you say

00:15:42.940 pause for a fact

00:15:48.680 you say

00:15:52.040 no one is above the law

00:15:54.640 I'm pausing while you laugh

00:15:59.320 oh yeah

00:16:02.600 yes ladies and gentlemen

00:16:05.000 you're going to take

00:16:06.520 you are

00:16:07.740 I'm telling you what you're going to do

00:16:10.200 you're going to take

00:16:11.860 the bullshit that they've been giving us

00:16:14.620 for years

00:16:15.700 you're going to wrap it up in a tight little package

00:16:18.820 and you're going to shove it so far up their fucking asses

00:16:23.060 that they can taste it

00:16:24.660 and you're going to do it with a smile

00:16:26.960 you're not going to do it out of hate

00:16:29.760 you're going to do it because it's funny

00:16:33.100 and it's going to get you to the same place

00:16:35.840 you're still going to get your

00:16:38.180 making sure the justice system works the way it was intended

00:16:42.820 because nobody's above the law

00:16:45.800 treat it the way it is

00:16:50.380 it's funny

00:16:51.880 you can do your business later

00:16:55.840 but for now

00:16:57.880 just enjoy the joke of it

00:17:01.040 yeah

00:17:02.020 you know

00:17:02.560 nobody's above the law

00:17:04.120 I don't see why McCabe would have to worry

00:17:07.760 unless he broke a law

00:17:11.340 do you know what Republicans really really don't like

00:17:15.900 weaponizing the legal system

00:17:21.040 don't like it at all

00:17:22.660 so

00:17:23.640 if nobody has broken a law

00:17:25.680 I personally would never be in favor of going after somebody

00:17:29.600 without

00:17:30.000 you know

00:17:30.560 actual legal justification

00:17:31.920 so I think we can say

00:17:35.220 and we can be quite honest about it

00:17:36.940 and we can enjoy the laugh

00:17:38.520 nobody's above the law

00:17:41.820 all right

00:17:44.660 Hotel Jesus had a funny comment the other day

00:17:47.660 and this isn't exactly what he said

00:17:52.040 but it sort of reminded me of it

00:17:54.580 so I'm going to borrow it

00:17:55.480 and this will be my theme for the day

00:17:57.940 and it goes like this

00:17:59.560 what would happen if white people ever got mad

00:18:03.040 that's it

00:18:07.380 what would happen if white people got mad

00:18:09.720 now you could argue

00:18:11.640 well

00:18:12.020 you know

00:18:12.560 the white single women

00:18:14.680 have been mad for a long time

00:18:15.940 yeah

00:18:16.560 but you know what

00:18:17.400 they were born mad

00:18:19.060 we accept

00:18:21.020 we just assume women are mad

00:18:22.940 American women

00:18:24.280 American women are just sort of

00:18:27.440 naturally mad

00:18:28.740 so it doesn't

00:18:29.260 it doesn't seem like anything

00:18:30.540 but the baseline to us

00:18:31.700 but what happened if the white men got mad

00:18:35.540 because we've never really been close to that

00:18:38.900 and what I imagine is that people know what it looks like

00:18:42.160 no you don't

00:18:43.860 you have no idea

00:18:45.320 the depth

00:18:49.540 of what white men would be willing to do

00:18:53.360 if they had to

00:18:55.020 is pretty much bottomless

00:18:56.980 there's almost nothing

00:18:58.960 yeah

00:19:00.120 if we really decide to do something

00:19:02.840 we

00:19:03.140 you know I say we

00:19:04.560 there's not much that's ever going to stop it

00:19:07.580 but

00:19:09.240 it's the wanting to do it

00:19:10.880 the being on the same side

00:19:12.880 that's the hard part

00:19:16.400 and that part

00:19:17.440 apparently has been solved

00:19:18.960 by the worst behavior

00:19:20.960 we've ever seen in America

00:19:22.220 by one political party

00:19:23.940 and we'll get to that a little bit

00:19:26.040 so here we are

00:19:28.380 if you haven't watched the news

00:19:30.640 white men

00:19:32.440 are really mad

00:19:34.000 now not alone

00:19:35.300 I mean Marjorie Taylor Greene is

00:19:37.080 you know continuing to be awesome

00:19:38.780 so

00:19:39.840 you know there are plenty of white women who are mad

00:19:42.240 and there are always

00:19:43.160 you know liberal women who are mad to begin with

00:19:45.740 but

00:19:48.140 let's have some fun

00:19:49.480 shall we

00:19:49.980 shall we have some fun at their expense

00:19:52.620 I say yes

00:19:54.340 and now I begin

00:19:56.020 with my fun

00:19:57.560 at their expense

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00:20:59.740 so Democrats

00:21:02.580 apparently in the Hill

00:21:03.420 there's an article that

00:21:04.400 Democrats feel that

00:21:05.880 Biden

00:21:06.480 is

00:21:07.840 he needs to

00:21:09.340 he needs to

00:21:11.160 relate more to the people

00:21:12.880 on the question of inflation

00:21:14.340 and specifically

00:21:16.460 this is how the Democrats

00:21:17.740 are putting it

00:21:18.420 they said

00:21:19.180 he needs to feel more pain

00:21:20.940 or to

00:21:22.020 to show that he's sharing the pain

00:21:23.800 to which I say

00:21:26.260 finally

00:21:27.940 some good advice

00:21:29.020 from Democrats

00:21:29.840 I also would like

00:21:31.740 to see Biden in pain

00:21:32.900 yeah

00:21:34.500 seriously

00:21:34.960 like lots of it

00:21:36.220 I think that's their best idea yet

00:21:38.860 let's show Biden

00:21:40.860 in all kinds of pain

00:21:42.060 that should get him across the

00:21:44.340 finish line

00:21:45.120 so

00:21:46.340 finally we can agree

00:21:48.020 that Biden should be in more pain

00:21:50.300 I wonder if the

00:21:53.760 Biden campaign

00:21:54.680 is suffering from

00:21:55.760 having a

00:21:56.440 DEI

00:21:57.140 leadership

00:21:58.520 does that sound like a

00:22:01.080 DEI idea

00:22:02.160 you know

00:22:03.220 I think he needs to be more of a

00:22:05.780 victim like us

00:22:06.780 let's work on how much

00:22:08.840 we hurt

00:22:09.320 and we can hurt him

00:22:11.220 and then he'll represent us

00:22:13.080 by help

00:22:13.440 by all of his pain

00:22:14.420 so how's the

00:22:16.320 victim stuff

00:22:17.260 working

00:22:17.680 if

00:22:19.520 if the Democrats

00:22:21.280 have been right

00:22:22.160 that you can do

00:22:24.300 DEI

00:22:24.860 without any cost

00:22:25.900 that

00:22:27.980 it doesn't actually

00:22:28.960 have a supply

00:22:30.260 and demand

00:22:31.220 and balance

00:22:31.900 you just have to try

00:22:33.180 a little harder

00:22:33.780 and you get the same

00:22:35.100 quality employees

00:22:36.160 but you have to work

00:22:37.840 a little harder

00:22:38.360 to get past all the

00:22:39.700 racism and stuff

00:22:40.540 and find good people

00:22:41.460 now

00:22:42.980 nobody who's lived

00:22:44.180 in the real world

00:22:44.920 thinks that could work

00:22:46.140 because we all know

00:22:47.520 there's a supply

00:22:48.300 and demand

00:22:48.900 and balance

00:22:49.520 and we all know

00:22:51.160 that people will

00:22:51.960 just go deeper

00:22:53.240 and deeper

00:22:53.640 into less competent

00:22:54.960 people

00:22:55.480 to meet their

00:22:56.640 near-term

00:22:57.220 diversity goals

00:22:58.200 because those are

00:22:58.940 the ones that we

00:22:59.440 put forward

00:23:00.300 and we're watching

00:23:01.340 the most closely

00:23:02.060 so

00:23:04.400 if the Democrats

00:23:05.460 were right

00:23:06.100 they would be running

00:23:07.600 a terrific campaign

00:23:08.740 no matter who

00:23:09.720 was staffing it

00:23:10.540 if the Republicans

00:23:13.100 are right

00:23:13.680 that DEI

00:23:14.640 is by its design

00:23:16.000 the end of civilization

00:23:17.940 then you would see

00:23:19.800 the worst

00:23:20.460 political campaign

00:23:21.800 you've ever seen

00:23:22.660 and you would see

00:23:23.740 them suggesting

00:23:24.500 that maybe Biden

00:23:25.460 needs to look like

00:23:26.420 he's in more pain

00:23:27.220 because that's the

00:23:28.940 dumbest fucking thing

00:23:29.900 anybody ever thought

00:23:31.260 and at the same time

00:23:35.780 if you were hoping

00:23:37.540 that you could make

00:23:39.760 Biden look more

00:23:40.800 sympathetic

00:23:41.320 maybe you shouldn't

00:23:43.400 put your opponent

00:23:44.480 in jail

00:23:45.400 because they just

00:23:47.180 gave all of the

00:23:48.140 sympathy

00:23:48.500 to their opponent

00:23:49.580 if you're running

00:23:52.100 a victim-based

00:23:53.260 operating system

00:23:54.480 which is what

00:23:55.080 Democrats are

00:23:55.840 oh victim

00:23:56.880 victim

00:23:57.260 victim

00:23:57.680 don't make a victim

00:23:59.960 out of your biggest

00:24:00.640 opponent

00:24:01.040 you just gave him

00:24:02.740 all of your power

00:24:03.860 do you remember

00:24:05.340 the source of your

00:24:06.120 power Democrats

00:24:07.020 it's that you could

00:24:08.340 make people think

00:24:09.180 you're victims

00:24:09.800 you just gave all

00:24:12.620 of your power

00:24:13.200 to your opponent

00:24:13.880 why

00:24:14.800 because you're a bunch

00:24:15.640 of dumb fucks

00:24:16.380 with a DEI campaign

00:24:17.620 full of incompetence

00:24:18.960 not because of

00:24:20.000 anybody's genes

00:24:20.800 not because of

00:24:21.500 anybody's culture

00:24:22.200 it's just the system

00:24:23.140 it guarantees that

00:24:24.520 you'll scoop up

00:24:25.140 more incompetent people

00:24:26.160 than you wanted

00:24:26.740 it guarantees it

00:24:27.880 by design

00:24:28.540 and it has

00:24:29.880 nothing to do

00:24:30.420 with anybody's

00:24:30.980 individual capabilities

00:24:32.260 so good instincts

00:24:36.520 Democrats

00:24:37.080 yeah why

00:24:39.720 why do I even

00:24:40.460 need to watch

00:24:40.960 Disney movies

00:24:41.740 when I can watch

00:24:42.560 I can watch

00:24:44.040 the Democrats

00:24:44.620 eat each other

00:24:45.720 faster than

00:24:47.020 the cannibals

00:24:47.700 ate

00:24:48.040 Biden's uncle

00:24:49.460 that's right

00:24:50.660 I feel like

00:24:52.520 this is all

00:24:53.000 just Biden's uncle

00:24:54.080 playing

00:24:55.280 because the Democrats

00:24:56.740 are truly eating

00:24:57.680 themselves

00:24:58.160 yeah

00:24:59.320 that's

00:25:00.300 there's a

00:25:01.820 internecine

00:25:03.380 is that the right

00:25:03.980 I've never used

00:25:04.640 that word in public

00:25:05.460 I have no shame

00:25:07.760 so I'm going to do it again

00:25:08.640 internecine

00:25:10.040 is that even close

00:25:12.260 to a real word

00:25:12.980 like sort of

00:25:14.860 siblings against

00:25:16.260 each other

00:25:16.760 is that what that is

00:25:17.580 I don't know

00:25:18.960 sounds like that's a word

00:25:19.960 but it's like

00:25:21.120 a little civil war

00:25:22.060 within the Democrats

00:25:23.620 yeah

00:25:25.280 all right

00:25:26.920 the empathizer

00:25:28.780 in chief

00:25:29.240 all right

00:25:32.520 it's just winning

00:25:35.660 it's just all kinds

00:25:36.660 of winning

00:25:37.040 for the Republicans

00:25:38.160 and it's just

00:25:39.120 getting funnier

00:25:39.800 and funnier

00:25:40.340 all right

00:25:41.320 here's

00:25:41.580 here's the latest

00:25:42.520 funniest winning

00:25:43.480 the ex-Black

00:25:45.460 Panthers

00:25:45.940 party leader

00:25:46.840 the leader

00:25:48.080 not just a member

00:25:49.100 ex-Panther

00:25:50.840 party leader

00:25:51.680 he praised

00:25:52.720 Donald Trump

00:25:53.540 yes

00:25:54.820 this is really

00:25:55.520 happening

00:25:55.940 yep

00:25:58.280 50 cent

00:25:59.480 is voting

00:26:00.100 for Donald

00:26:00.800 Trump

00:26:01.180 and

00:26:02.200 ex-Black Panther

00:26:03.120 party leader

00:26:03.800 voting for Donald

00:26:05.200 Trump

00:26:05.540 oh and we're not

00:26:06.260 done

00:26:06.580 there's more

00:26:07.520 to come

00:26:07.900 and here's what

00:26:09.120 he says

00:26:09.580 David Hilliard

00:26:10.600 former leader

00:26:11.420 of the Black

00:26:11.860 Panthers

00:26:12.200 he praised

00:26:13.100 Trump

00:26:13.500 in a viral

00:26:14.340 video

00:26:14.840 and oh

00:26:18.780 his grandson

00:26:19.320 says he was

00:26:20.040 misrepresented

00:26:20.880 but here's

00:26:21.320 what he

00:26:21.560 didn't say

00:26:21.900 he said

00:26:24.660 that Trump

00:26:25.140 a presumptive

00:26:25.800 Republican

00:26:26.220 nominee

00:26:26.620 is a decent

00:26:27.240 man

00:26:27.620 and quote

00:26:28.520 a friend

00:26:29.080 to African

00:26:29.640 Americans

00:26:30.120 and he said

00:26:31.240 he knew

00:26:31.540 Trump

00:26:31.840 when he was

00:26:32.280 a college

00:26:32.680 student

00:26:33.040 in New York

00:26:33.460 City

00:26:33.760 he said

00:26:34.560 Trump

00:26:34.820 is a person

00:26:35.340 who's a decent

00:26:35.860 man

00:26:36.100 and he

00:26:36.320 supported

00:26:36.820 the Black

00:26:37.320 Panther

00:26:37.660 party

00:26:38.100 he was

00:26:39.160 someone

00:26:39.380 who gave

00:26:39.760 us

00:26:39.920 money

00:26:40.260 now who

00:26:42.960 knows

00:26:43.240 what's

00:26:43.580 true

00:26:43.960 but does

00:26:45.320 it matter

00:26:45.760 that's

00:26:46.900 just

00:26:47.080 funny

00:26:47.420 that's

00:26:48.920 just

00:26:49.100 funny

00:26:49.480 that

00:26:50.840 to watch

00:26:51.240 the Democrats

00:26:51.920 just

00:26:52.240 completely

00:26:53.140 the wheels

00:26:53.940 have completely

00:26:54.540 come off

00:26:55.140 we all

00:26:55.820 see it

00:26:56.160 now

00:26:56.460 right

00:26:57.900 so that's

00:26:59.100 funny

00:26:59.380 here's

00:27:00.820 another

00:27:01.040 little

00:27:01.420 factoid

00:27:02.260 NVIDIA

00:27:03.500 the

00:27:04.480 company

00:27:05.420 that makes

00:27:05.760 the boards

00:27:06.180 and the

00:27:06.440 chips

00:27:06.640 for AI

00:27:07.280 their

00:27:08.920 current

00:27:09.460 value

00:27:09.800 is

00:27:10.060 over

00:27:10.600 three

00:27:10.940 trillion

00:27:11.400 dollars

00:27:11.820 and

00:27:12.320 they

00:27:12.460 just

00:27:12.760 eased

00:27:14.300 down

00:27:14.500 Apple

00:27:14.940 as

00:27:15.300 the

00:27:15.480 second

00:27:15.860 biggest

00:27:16.340 company

00:27:16.780 Microsoft

00:27:17.240 is

00:27:17.620 still

00:27:17.800 the

00:27:17.940 biggest

00:27:18.200 little

00:27:18.500 bit

00:27:18.680 bigger

00:27:18.920 so

00:27:20.040 here

00:27:20.260 are

00:27:20.340 the

00:27:20.440 biggest

00:27:20.760 five

00:27:21.560 companies

00:27:22.020 you got

00:27:24.040 Microsoft

00:27:24.520 NVIDIA

00:27:25.140 Apple

00:27:25.540 Google

00:27:26.040 and

00:27:26.220 Amazon

00:27:26.520 each

00:27:27.380 of

00:27:27.540 them

00:27:27.780 is

00:27:28.120 over

00:27:28.660 well

00:27:29.980 over

00:27:30.300 one

00:27:30.660 trillion

00:27:31.100 dollars

00:27:31.660 in

00:27:31.980 value

00:27:32.280 the

00:27:32.820 smallest

00:27:33.160 one

00:27:33.460 is

00:27:33.600 1.9

00:27:34.680 that's

00:27:35.060 Amazon

00:27:35.420 now

00:27:36.520 if

00:27:36.680 you

00:27:36.760 were

00:27:36.860 to

00:27:37.000 add

00:27:37.240 up

00:27:37.480 the

00:27:37.820 value

00:27:38.220 of

00:27:38.460 the

00:27:38.620 five

00:27:39.020 biggest

00:27:39.720 companies

00:27:40.180 in the

00:27:40.560 world

00:27:40.900 let's

00:27:41.400 see

00:27:41.660 3.6.9.11.12.13

00:27:44.960 about 13

00:27:46.060 trillion dollars

00:27:46.960 is the

00:27:48.280 value of

00:27:48.900 the

00:27:49.060 five biggest

00:27:50.660 companies

00:27:51.120 if we

00:27:52.920 sold

00:27:53.320 them

00:27:53.480 all

00:27:53.660 off

00:27:53.880 to

00:27:54.020 pay

00:27:54.180 down

00:27:54.360 the

00:27:54.520 debt

00:27:54.820 you

00:27:56.700 get

00:27:57.020 about

00:27:57.520 one

00:27:57.840 third

00:27:58.040 of

00:27:58.180 it

00:27:58.380 that's

00:27:59.280 one

00:27:59.540 third

00:27:59.760 of

00:27:59.900 the

00:28:00.020 current

00:28:00.260 debt

00:28:00.580 if

00:28:01.460 we

00:28:01.620 sold

00:28:01.920 off

00:28:02.200 all

00:28:02.540 five

00:28:02.880 of

00:28:03.040 the

00:28:03.240 biggest

00:28:03.500 companies

00:28:03.900 in the

00:28:04.180 world

00:28:04.440 just keep

00:28:06.740 that in

00:28:07.040 mind

00:28:07.240 all right

00:28:08.460 meanwhile

00:28:10.540 the

00:28:10.940 ex

00:28:11.300 platform

00:28:11.800 Elon Musk

00:28:12.660 has

00:28:12.980 apparently

00:28:14.500 worn

00:28:14.980 down

00:28:15.320 the

00:28:15.680 Australian

00:28:16.500 e-safety

00:28:18.080 commission

00:28:18.840 and the

00:28:19.880 e-care in

00:28:20.560 there has

00:28:20.980 abandoned

00:28:21.340 her legal

00:28:21.880 fight

00:28:22.240 with

00:28:23.240 Elon Musk

00:28:24.500 so

00:28:25.340 ex

00:28:25.840 continues

00:28:26.380 to be

00:28:26.940 the only

00:28:27.380 place

00:28:27.740 that free

00:28:28.200 speech

00:28:28.620 thrives

00:28:29.660 the only

00:28:30.180 place

00:28:30.480 that anybody

00:28:31.040 is fighting

00:28:31.420 for it

00:28:31.800 it seems

00:28:32.140 like

00:28:32.460 and he's

00:28:33.660 winning

00:28:33.940 and

00:28:36.420 I

00:28:37.120 would

00:28:37.300 say

00:28:37.500 that

00:28:37.760 everything

00:28:38.260 positive

00:28:38.900 happening

00:28:39.340 in the

00:28:39.700 country

00:28:40.020 is

00:28:41.040 because

00:28:41.500 of

00:28:41.740 Elon

00:28:42.020 Musk

00:28:42.500 let me

00:28:44.500 say it

00:28:44.740 again

00:28:44.980 everything

00:28:46.200 positive

00:28:46.760 in the

00:28:47.140 country

00:28:47.460 is

00:28:47.920 because

00:28:48.240 of

00:28:48.440 Elon

00:28:48.720 Musk

00:28:49.100 if

00:28:49.940 he

00:28:50.080 hadn't

00:28:50.460 saved

00:28:50.800 X

00:28:51.240 we

00:28:52.620 wouldn't

00:28:52.900 have

00:28:53.160 one

00:28:53.520 place

00:28:54.020 where

00:28:54.360 people

00:28:54.700 can

00:28:55.000 figure

00:28:55.320 out

00:28:55.520 what's

00:28:55.820 true

00:28:56.140 and

00:28:57.140 boy

00:28:57.580 have

00:28:57.780 they

00:28:57.920 figured

00:28:58.260 out

00:28:58.440 what's

00:28:58.720 true

00:28:59.020 wow

00:29:00.900 have

00:29:01.300 they

00:29:01.460 figured

00:29:01.760 out

00:29:02.000 what's

00:29:02.300 true

00:29:02.580 we're

00:29:03.360 gonna get

00:29:03.640 to that

00:29:03.980 in a

00:29:04.140 minute

00:29:04.400 all

00:29:06.600 right

00:29:07.180 so a

00:29:08.140 report

00:29:08.420 I don't

00:29:08.680 know how

00:29:08.920 old

00:29:09.160 this is

00:29:09.560 this might

00:29:09.920 have been

00:29:10.100 a while

00:29:10.380 ago

00:29:10.640 but

00:29:11.340 Scott

00:29:11.960 Galloway

00:29:12.460 was on

00:29:13.240 real time

00:29:13.860 with Bill

00:29:14.140 Maher

00:29:14.420 and he

00:29:15.320 said that

00:29:15.840 part of

00:29:18.420 the reason

00:29:18.740 there are

00:29:19.040 protests

00:29:19.520 on the

00:29:20.000 campuses

00:29:20.420 for the

00:29:21.540 Hamas

00:29:21.920 stuff

00:29:22.220 especially

00:29:22.720 is that

00:29:23.640 the students

00:29:24.180 need to

00:29:24.560 have more

00:29:24.900 sex

00:29:25.380 and that

00:29:25.940 there's

00:29:26.220 a big

00:29:27.280 sex

00:29:27.940 drop-off

00:29:28.600 of young

00:29:29.100 people

00:29:29.460 just not

00:29:30.160 having

00:29:30.400 sex

00:29:30.820 and

00:29:32.500 here's

00:29:32.800 my take

00:29:33.220 on that

00:29:33.760 the reason

00:29:36.160 they're not

00:29:36.580 having

00:29:36.860 sex

00:29:37.440 is not

00:29:38.920 immediately

00:29:39.460 fixable

00:29:40.200 because the

00:29:41.600 reason they're

00:29:42.020 not having

00:29:42.460 it is that

00:29:42.920 they're not

00:29:43.280 attractive to

00:29:44.000 each other

00:29:44.480 do you know

00:29:46.800 what men are

00:29:47.260 not attracted

00:29:47.840 to

00:29:48.140 women

00:29:49.780 protesting

00:29:50.400 I've never

00:29:52.700 once in my

00:29:53.440 life saw a

00:29:54.360 woman in a

00:29:54.960 protest

00:29:55.460 you know

00:29:55.800 yelling and

00:29:56.520 protesting

00:29:57.160 it doesn't even

00:29:57.760 matter even if

00:29:58.320 I agreed with

00:29:58.800 it

00:29:58.940 I'm talking

00:29:59.660 about even

00:30:00.160 protests I

00:30:00.880 agree with

00:30:01.400 and I

00:30:02.980 say to

00:30:03.260 myself

00:30:03.580 well there's

00:30:04.080 a complainer

00:30:05.160 even if

00:30:07.300 the complaint

00:30:07.800 is justified

00:30:08.560 yeah I'm

00:30:09.940 not even

00:30:10.280 not even

00:30:10.860 commenting on

00:30:11.580 the content

00:30:12.140 of the

00:30:12.780 protest

00:30:13.580 but if I

00:30:14.500 see a

00:30:14.820 protester I

00:30:15.500 think

00:30:15.740 that looks

00:30:17.360 like trouble

00:30:17.840 a little

00:30:19.500 too active

00:30:20.500 there

00:30:20.800 a little bit

00:30:21.740 too active

00:30:22.200 in the

00:30:22.520 complaining

00:30:22.960 I think

00:30:23.440 that's going

00:30:23.780 to bite

00:30:24.020 me in

00:30:24.300 the ass

00:30:24.660 and then

00:30:25.860 what about

00:30:26.240 the men

00:30:26.780 who are

00:30:27.680 going along

00:30:28.260 with the

00:30:28.580 women who

00:30:29.000 are organizing

00:30:29.600 all the

00:30:29.920 protests

00:30:30.380 do you

00:30:31.160 think the

00:30:31.460 women have

00:30:31.820 a lot of

00:30:32.140 respect for

00:30:32.660 the men

00:30:32.960 who are

00:30:33.180 followers

00:30:33.660 no

00:30:34.740 no not

00:30:36.780 at all

00:30:37.060 and then

00:30:38.260 you add

00:30:38.740 the fact

00:30:39.320 that everybody

00:30:39.700 is getting

00:30:40.100 fat and

00:30:40.940 we all have

00:30:41.340 different

00:30:41.640 preferences

00:30:42.140 and you'd

00:30:42.740 never sleep

00:30:43.260 with a

00:30:43.560 conservative

00:30:43.980 if you're

00:30:44.500 liberal

00:30:44.860 and we've

00:30:46.920 rendered the

00:30:48.520 country completely

00:30:49.420 unfuckable

00:30:50.140 so you need

00:30:51.820 to change

00:30:52.300 that

00:30:52.700 and it

00:30:53.880 probably needs

00:30:54.400 to change

00:30:54.900 with women

00:30:55.440 more than

00:30:55.920 men

00:30:56.280 well maybe

00:30:58.680 not

00:30:58.940 maybe it

00:30:59.300 needs to

00:30:59.580 change

00:31:00.000 both sides

00:31:00.680 about equally

00:31:01.260 let me

00:31:01.860 back up

00:31:02.320 on that

00:31:02.580 and say

00:31:02.860 that's

00:31:04.320 probably

00:31:04.600 just looking

00:31:05.580 at it

00:31:05.780 from my

00:31:06.080 perspective

00:31:06.520 but maybe

00:31:07.420 we need

00:31:08.180 to figure

00:31:08.580 out how

00:31:08.840 to be

00:31:09.000 more

00:31:09.200 attractive

00:31:09.580 to each

00:31:10.000 other

00:31:10.240 maybe a

00:31:11.780 little

00:31:11.900 of that

00:31:12.300 so why

00:31:14.780 do men

00:31:15.120 have low

00:31:16.040 sex drive

00:31:17.440 and low

00:31:17.820 sperm

00:31:18.220 well

00:31:19.180 I've said

00:31:20.360 this before

00:31:20.840 but I'm

00:31:21.160 going to

00:31:21.280 say it

00:31:21.520 again

00:31:21.780 20 years

00:31:23.460 ago

00:31:23.760 if I went

00:31:24.560 to the

00:31:24.840 shopping mall

00:31:25.500 and walked

00:31:26.240 down the

00:31:26.620 middle of

00:31:26.920 the mall

00:31:27.260 I probably

00:31:28.880 couldn't

00:31:29.200 leave

00:31:29.400 without a

00:31:29.800 hard-on

00:31:30.200 you didn't

00:31:32.260 want to

00:31:32.480 hear that

00:31:32.940 but the

00:31:34.220 fact is

00:31:34.720 you would

00:31:35.000 just walk

00:31:35.440 in public

00:31:35.900 and there

00:31:36.420 would be

00:31:36.680 insanely

00:31:37.120 attractive

00:31:37.660 people

00:31:38.080 not often

00:31:38.840 you know

00:31:39.720 one in

00:31:40.320 20 or

00:31:40.820 something

00:31:41.100 but you

00:31:42.320 would see

00:31:42.660 beautiful

00:31:43.180 people

00:31:43.720 and you

00:31:45.060 would be

00:31:45.480 fully

00:31:45.940 erect by

00:31:46.760 the time

00:31:47.060 you left

00:31:47.460 any public

00:31:48.000 area

00:31:48.380 if you're

00:31:48.880 young

00:31:49.180 and male

00:31:49.680 that doesn't

00:31:52.200 happen

00:31:52.520 anymore

00:31:52.900 you can

00:31:54.300 stand in

00:31:54.780 public for

00:31:55.260 hours and

00:31:55.760 never see

00:31:56.140 an attractive

00:31:56.580 person

00:31:57.060 I don't

00:31:58.040 know where

00:31:58.260 they are

00:31:58.700 I don't

00:32:00.320 know if

00:32:00.520 they ate

00:32:01.120 too much

00:32:01.640 or stopped

00:32:02.200 taking care

00:32:03.340 of themselves

00:32:03.680 I don't

00:32:04.100 know

00:32:04.320 maybe it

00:32:05.200 has to

00:32:05.460 do with

00:32:05.880 I don't

00:32:06.720 know

00:32:06.940 I have

00:32:07.300 no idea

00:32:07.680 what it

00:32:07.920 is

00:32:08.100 but you

00:32:08.700 don't see

00:32:09.100 them

00:32:09.400 I don't

00:32:10.680 see them

00:32:11.040 in public

00:32:11.620 don't really

00:32:12.960 see them

00:32:13.240 anywhere

00:32:13.560 anyway

00:32:16.580 here's the

00:32:19.040 other hilarious

00:32:19.800 thing

00:32:20.260 that Biden

00:32:21.300 is really

00:32:21.860 brilliant

00:32:22.500 behind closed

00:32:23.340 doors

00:32:23.660 so a lot

00:32:24.240 of Democrats

00:32:24.760 are coming

00:32:25.160 forward and

00:32:25.740 saying

00:32:25.980 you know

00:32:27.020 granted

00:32:28.260 he does

00:32:29.020 look like

00:32:29.660 he's

00:32:29.880 completely

00:32:30.320 gone

00:32:30.780 in public

00:32:31.380 well they

00:32:32.400 don't say

00:32:32.720 that

00:32:33.060 but they

00:32:33.620 say

00:32:33.960 but behind

00:32:34.720 closed

00:32:35.160 doors

00:32:35.480 I just

00:32:36.280 spent some

00:32:36.740 time with

00:32:37.120 him and

00:32:37.380 he's sharp

00:32:38.080 he's so

00:32:39.140 on the

00:32:39.500 ball

00:32:39.760 so believe

00:32:41.320 it or not

00:32:41.880 it's hard

00:32:43.360 to pick one

00:32:43.880 of the

00:32:44.160 funniest

00:32:44.680 top 25

00:32:47.160 hoaxes

00:32:48.000 what is

00:32:51.540 what is

00:32:51.560 that

00:32:51.860 it's

00:32:53.100 funny to

00:32:54.700 pick one

00:32:55.060 of the

00:32:55.280 top 25

00:32:56.040 democrat

00:32:56.640 hoaxes

00:32:57.280 but I'm

00:32:58.280 going to

00:32:58.480 nominate

00:32:58.840 this for

00:32:59.380 the funniest

00:32:59.940 of the

00:33:00.360 hoaxes

00:33:00.940 Biden is

00:33:03.780 brilliant when

00:33:04.520 we're not

00:33:04.900 watching

00:33:05.320 oh come

00:33:07.820 on

00:33:08.260 that's

00:33:09.820 funny

00:33:10.260 that is

00:33:11.680 just plain

00:33:12.540 funny

00:33:13.240 yeah

00:33:14.740 and you

00:33:16.000 know what

00:33:16.260 I think

00:33:16.580 we should

00:33:16.920 do

00:33:17.140 is

00:33:19.000 when he's

00:33:19.520 giving public

00:33:20.180 speeches

00:33:20.640 because we

00:33:21.480 know he's

00:33:21.840 incompetent in

00:33:22.540 public

00:33:22.860 they should

00:33:25.100 build a little

00:33:25.580 structure around

00:33:26.500 him on

00:33:27.620 the podium

00:33:28.180 and the

00:33:29.980 door would

00:33:30.360 be open

00:33:30.820 when he

00:33:31.180 starts

00:33:31.660 because you

00:33:33.560 know just

00:33:33.800 to make

00:33:34.080 sure it's

00:33:34.380 really him

00:33:34.800 and he'd

00:33:35.740 say

00:33:35.960 oh folks

00:33:38.080 and then

00:33:40.820 you see

00:33:41.180 he's a

00:33:41.440 real person

00:33:41.920 and then

00:33:43.000 they would

00:33:43.440 sort of

00:33:44.020 gently put

00:33:44.680 him like

00:33:45.340 back into

00:33:45.880 the structure

00:33:46.460 and they

00:33:47.560 close the

00:33:48.600 door and

00:33:50.000 then they

00:33:50.440 keep the

00:33:50.860 microphone in

00:33:51.480 there wireless

00:33:52.060 of course

00:33:52.540 microphone and

00:33:53.740 then brilliance

00:33:54.480 would come out

00:33:55.000 because we've

00:33:56.240 learned that

00:33:56.660 when he's

00:33:57.140 behind the

00:33:57.600 closed door

00:33:58.220 that's when

00:33:59.000 all the

00:33:59.280 genius comes

00:33:59.960 out and

00:34:01.240 I think we

00:34:01.700 can work

00:34:02.100 with this

00:34:02.580 we just

00:34:03.720 have him

00:34:04.080 meet with

00:34:04.620 meet with

00:34:05.640 world leaders

00:34:06.580 and he'll

00:34:07.740 shake hands

00:34:08.340 shit his

00:34:11.120 pants

00:34:11.520 whatever he

00:34:12.360 does

00:34:12.640 and he'll

00:34:13.840 mumble a

00:34:14.400 little bit

00:34:14.800 and then

00:34:15.300 they'll bring

00:34:15.700 in the

00:34:16.120 portable

00:34:16.780 it's like

00:34:17.660 a skiff

00:34:18.280 for a

00:34:19.480 president

00:34:19.800 it's just

00:34:20.520 like a

00:34:20.840 little room

00:34:21.380 it's portable

00:34:22.000 and they'll

00:34:22.920 put him in

00:34:23.340 the little

00:34:23.620 room

00:34:23.940 and they'll

00:34:24.780 say

00:34:25.080 could you

00:34:25.780 say that

00:34:26.160 again to

00:34:26.800 President

00:34:27.640 Macron

00:34:27.960 oh yes

00:34:29.800 President

00:34:30.540 Macron

00:34:30.820 we are

00:34:31.440 your best

00:34:32.140 allies

00:34:32.540 and we're

00:34:33.200 going to

00:34:33.360 fight with

00:34:33.660 you for

00:34:34.040 Ukraine

00:34:34.480 very good

00:34:35.780 very cogent

00:34:36.400 brilliant

00:34:37.400 really in

00:34:37.960 fact

00:34:38.260 so yes

00:34:40.720 I think

00:34:41.440 we can

00:34:41.700 solve this

00:34:42.180 with a

00:34:42.560 little

00:34:42.820 tiny

00:34:43.220 house

00:34:43.700 MSNBC

00:34:49.800 had a

00:34:50.180 focus group

00:34:50.840 I don't

00:34:52.040 know if

00:34:52.220 you call

00:34:52.480 it that

00:34:52.720 but they

00:34:53.000 interviewed

00:34:53.320 three black

00:34:54.500 voters

00:34:54.860 and I

00:34:56.480 don't think

00:34:56.820 they were

00:34:57.080 expecting

00:34:57.460 this

00:34:57.820 all three

00:34:58.760 were pro

00:34:59.260 Trump

00:34:59.600 didn't this

00:35:03.900 happen

00:35:04.180 before

00:35:04.680 MSNBC

00:35:05.980 keeps trying

00:35:06.780 to find

00:35:07.120 a black

00:35:07.480 person

00:35:07.800 who doesn't

00:35:08.240 like

00:35:08.420 Trump

00:35:08.680 and they

00:35:08.980 failed

00:35:09.280 twice in

00:35:09.800 a row

00:35:10.140 they can't

00:35:12.020 even find

00:35:12.480 a black

00:35:12.840 person

00:35:13.200 who's

00:35:13.500 not going

00:35:15.900 to vote

00:35:16.140 for Trump

00:35:16.720 it's their

00:35:19.900 entire job

00:35:20.740 is to insult

00:35:21.400 Trump

00:35:21.800 and say

00:35:22.640 that he's

00:35:23.040 going to be

00:35:23.340 bad for

00:35:23.760 black people

00:35:24.240 they can't

00:35:24.620 find one

00:35:25.120 they're still

00:35:27.240 looking for

00:35:27.620 the black

00:35:28.000 person who

00:35:28.440 can't get

00:35:28.780 an ID

00:35:29.140 to vote

00:35:29.660 anyway

00:35:32.140 so

00:35:33.340 but one

00:35:34.220 of the

00:35:34.600 people on

00:35:36.120 the panel

00:35:36.520 had a

00:35:37.700 framing

00:35:38.200 that I

00:35:39.080 liked a

00:35:39.520 lot

00:35:39.900 remember

00:35:41.620 how the

00:35:42.140 Democrats

00:35:42.560 say

00:35:43.020 how are

00:35:44.320 you

00:35:44.520 Republicans

00:35:45.100 saying

00:35:45.680 that he's

00:35:46.560 going to

00:35:46.780 get the

00:35:47.080 black

00:35:47.360 vote

00:35:47.740 because he

00:35:48.740 went to

00:35:49.120 jail

00:35:49.420 oh you

00:35:50.700 freaking

00:35:51.300 racists

00:35:52.200 you think

00:35:53.480 that black

00:35:54.000 people are

00:35:54.480 going to

00:35:54.700 relate to

00:35:55.180 him

00:35:55.400 because he

00:35:56.480 went to

00:35:56.820 jail

00:35:57.420 because you

00:35:58.680 think black

00:35:59.680 people relate

00:36:00.420 to jail

00:36:01.140 and so

00:36:02.000 therefore

00:36:02.320 they're going

00:36:02.660 to relate

00:36:03.000 to Trump

00:36:04.140 what kind

00:36:05.580 of flaming

00:36:06.100 racists would

00:36:06.880 even have

00:36:07.320 that idea

00:36:08.040 you stupid

00:36:08.920 stupid

00:36:09.440 Republicans

00:36:10.080 and one

00:36:13.160 of the black

00:36:13.500 people said

00:36:14.080 yeah we

00:36:14.620 relate to him

00:36:15.220 because he

00:36:16.180 was he's

00:36:16.840 being persecuted

00:36:17.540 by the system

00:36:18.320 of American

00:36:18.860 justice and we

00:36:19.740 can relate to

00:36:20.320 that

00:36:20.540 that's the

00:36:25.060 key word

00:36:25.520 persecuted

00:36:26.300 here's the

00:36:28.180 wrong way to

00:36:28.760 say it

00:36:29.220 Trump went

00:36:30.600 to jail

00:36:31.040 so he'll

00:36:31.500 be popular

00:36:32.140 with black

00:36:32.740 people

00:36:33.100 no

00:36:34.360 no

00:36:37.120 that's just

00:36:38.100 walking right

00:36:38.780 into their

00:36:39.380 narrative

00:36:40.020 and by the

00:36:41.540 way

00:36:41.800 it's not

00:36:42.560 exactly what

00:36:43.320 anybody's

00:36:43.820 thinking

00:36:44.100 here's exactly

00:36:45.560 what I'm

00:36:45.980 thinking

00:36:46.340 as put into

00:36:47.760 perfect words

00:36:48.680 by a black

00:36:50.060 woman on

00:36:50.600 MSNBC's

00:36:51.520 panel

00:36:51.800 quote

00:36:52.360 persecuted

00:36:53.620 by the

00:36:54.320 system of

00:36:55.000 American

00:36:55.440 justice

00:36:55.960 that is

00:36:57.300 exactly what

00:36:58.040 I feel

00:36:58.460 I feel

00:36:59.640 like he

00:36:59.940 is persecuted

00:37:00.560 by the

00:37:01.080 system of

00:37:01.720 American

00:37:02.040 justice

00:37:02.480 what do

00:37:03.300 I feel

00:37:03.700 personally

00:37:04.180 do you

00:37:05.600 know what

00:37:05.800 I feel

00:37:06.080 personally

00:37:06.620 really in

00:37:08.100 danger

00:37:08.480 because the

00:37:09.860 same system

00:37:10.540 could go

00:37:10.940 after me

00:37:11.500 and it

00:37:12.340 shows signs

00:37:13.020 that it

00:37:13.340 will

00:37:13.540 because it's

00:37:14.280 hunting

00:37:14.600 Republicans

00:37:15.520 like crazy

00:37:16.180 at the

00:37:16.460 moment

00:37:16.720 and you

00:37:18.300 know you

00:37:18.640 could say

00:37:19.020 well they

00:37:19.480 already

00:37:19.760 wounded you

00:37:20.440 by canceling

00:37:21.800 you so you

00:37:22.760 don't have to

00:37:23.140 worry about

00:37:23.500 them coming

00:37:23.880 back for a

00:37:24.380 second bite

00:37:24.940 to which I

00:37:25.980 say I

00:37:26.800 don't think

00:37:27.160 you met

00:37:27.480 these people

00:37:28.020 yeah they're

00:37:29.580 coming back

00:37:30.020 for a second

00:37:30.500 bite if

00:37:31.000 they can

00:37:31.500 if they

00:37:32.660 could get

00:37:32.960 away with

00:37:33.400 it of

00:37:33.780 course they

00:37:34.120 would

00:37:34.380 so yes

00:37:36.820 persecuted

00:37:37.520 by the

00:37:38.080 system of

00:37:38.680 American

00:37:39.020 justice

00:37:39.680 but I

00:37:42.300 don't think

00:37:42.680 we need

00:37:42.980 revenge

00:37:43.480 I just

00:37:45.040 say nobody's

00:37:45.880 above the

00:37:46.280 law

00:37:46.520 they dragged

00:37:48.280 down to

00:37:48.740 Chris

00:37:49.140 Matthews on

00:37:49.940 some kind

00:37:50.420 of a

00:37:50.640 stretcher or

00:37:51.340 something I

00:37:51.880 didn't even

00:37:52.420 know he's

00:37:52.800 still alive

00:37:53.280 but Chris

00:37:54.180 Matthews on

00:37:54.780 MSNBC

00:37:55.480 and he

00:37:57.000 said

00:37:57.320 quote

00:37:58.560 I'm telling

00:37:59.460 you that

00:37:59.840 Trump could

00:38:00.380 end up

00:38:00.780 rolling the

00:38:01.560 score

00:38:01.900 he's gonna

00:38:03.060 I've got

00:38:03.720 the Congress

00:38:04.240 I've got

00:38:04.660 the Supreme

00:38:05.160 Court

00:38:05.440 I own it

00:38:06.260 all

00:38:06.560 I am a

00:38:07.340 dictator

00:38:07.740 and then he

00:38:08.840 finished with

00:38:09.960 the punchline

00:38:10.560 are you ready

00:38:11.200 for the punchline

00:38:11.860 it's very

00:38:13.320 reasonable to

00:38:14.040 assume that's

00:38:14.620 where he's

00:38:14.940 headed

00:38:15.200 no Chris

00:38:19.200 Matthews

00:38:19.840 you crazy

00:38:21.200 bat shit

00:38:22.120 bastard

00:38:22.880 that's not

00:38:24.160 even a

00:38:24.660 little bit

00:38:25.140 that's not

00:38:26.720 even a

00:38:27.020 little bit

00:38:27.340 reasonable

00:38:27.760 not even

00:38:29.380 slightly

00:38:29.800 it's like

00:38:32.360 they've never

00:38:32.860 met a

00:38:33.300 Republican

00:38:33.780 Republicans

00:38:35.340 are real

00:38:35.940 serious

00:38:36.560 about the

00:38:37.540 Constitution

00:38:38.040 it's their

00:38:39.540 defining

00:38:40.080 quality

00:38:40.700 so you

00:38:43.560 can imagine

00:38:44.260 the you

00:38:44.920 know the

00:38:45.160 Democrats

00:38:45.640 wanting to

00:38:46.160 bend the

00:38:46.520 rules and

00:38:47.100 do God

00:38:48.060 knows what

00:38:48.540 it's because

00:38:49.780 they don't

00:38:50.060 have the same

00:38:50.540 feeling about

00:38:51.080 the Constitution

00:38:51.780 if your

00:38:53.920 main operating

00:38:54.800 system is

00:38:55.500 the Constitution

00:38:56.260 is what we

00:38:57.200 need to pay

00:38:57.580 attention to

00:38:58.140 you don't

00:38:59.020 end up with

00:38:59.560 any of this

00:39:00.120 you might end

00:39:01.140 up with

00:39:01.540 Republican

00:39:02.080 policies

00:39:02.660 which the

00:39:04.080 country is

00:39:04.540 practically begging

00:39:05.500 for at this

00:39:06.160 point

00:39:06.460 but no

00:39:07.920 how many of

00:39:09.500 you would

00:39:09.860 support Trump

00:39:10.620 being a

00:39:11.020 dictator

00:39:11.380 zero

00:39:12.600 of course

00:39:14.900 it's zero

00:39:15.340 and there's

00:39:15.960 no mechanism

00:39:16.600 by which he

00:39:17.240 can form a

00:39:18.500 private army

00:39:19.140 or something

00:39:19.600 it's crazy

00:39:20.800 all right

00:39:21.880 here's the

00:39:22.380 batshit crazy

00:39:23.360 women update

00:39:24.080 I think this

00:39:24.680 was in the

00:39:25.160 Guardian or

00:39:25.780 some British

00:39:26.280 publication

00:39:26.840 some woman

00:39:28.340 named Zoe

00:39:28.980 Williams

00:39:29.520 had an

00:39:30.440 opinion article

00:39:31.260 says getting

00:39:32.700 fit is great

00:39:33.640 but it could

00:39:34.500 turn you into

00:39:35.100 a right-wing

00:39:35.740 jerk

00:39:36.780 and she says

00:39:39.340 the more

00:39:39.660 self-actualized

00:39:40.740 you become

00:39:41.300 the higher

00:39:42.200 you are

00:39:42.720 on self-righteousness

00:39:43.920 blaming other

00:39:44.800 people's problems

00:39:45.560 on their

00:39:46.060 failure

00:39:46.560 to be as

00:39:47.480 healthy as

00:39:47.960 you

00:39:48.180 so let

00:39:51.440 me see if

00:39:51.780 I understand

00:39:52.300 the point

00:39:52.860 here from

00:39:53.540 Zoe

00:39:53.880 who by the

00:39:54.960 way is a

00:39:55.500 deeply unattractive

00:39:56.500 woman if we

00:39:57.100 can judge by

00:39:57.680 her photo

00:39:58.200 she's saying

00:40:00.640 that if you

00:40:01.440 learn to

00:40:01.960 control your

00:40:02.760 own outcomes

00:40:03.560 let's say by

00:40:04.320 going to the

00:40:04.920 gym and

00:40:05.260 getting fit

00:40:05.760 if you're a

00:40:06.840 person who

00:40:07.380 has learned

00:40:08.240 that you can

00:40:09.240 control your

00:40:10.180 own fate

00:40:10.980 by your

00:40:11.640 actions

00:40:12.120 that might

00:40:13.760 turn you

00:40:14.420 into a

00:40:14.760 person who

00:40:15.260 believes that

00:40:15.940 other people

00:40:16.600 can control

00:40:18.120 their fates

00:40:18.800 by their

00:40:19.240 actions

00:40:19.920 that does

00:40:21.740 sound dangerous

00:40:22.420 doesn't it

00:40:23.420 totally

00:40:25.020 dangerous

00:40:25.540 wow

00:40:27.260 MSNBC's

00:40:31.840 Katie Tur

00:40:32.400 had some

00:40:32.960 little panel

00:40:33.580 on there

00:40:34.020 and she

00:40:35.000 was complaining

00:40:35.640 that people

00:40:37.560 are not

00:40:37.960 believing the

00:40:38.700 corporate news

00:40:39.360 anymore

00:40:39.760 she didn't

00:40:40.260 use corporate

00:40:40.900 news as a

00:40:41.920 phrase but

00:40:42.500 she was talking

00:40:43.080 to the news

00:40:43.680 she said that

00:40:44.700 people are

00:40:45.040 getting their

00:40:45.460 information on

00:40:46.200 social media

00:40:46.900 and so

00:40:48.120 they're not

00:40:48.500 believing the

00:40:49.100 news anymore

00:40:49.740 whose fault

00:40:52.480 is that

00:40:53.000 whose fault

00:40:55.180 is that

00:40:55.580 I wonder why

00:40:56.960 people wouldn't

00:40:57.480 believe the

00:40:57.940 news

00:40:58.280 I'm going to

00:40:59.480 get to that

00:41:00.080 but it

00:41:02.920 looks like

00:41:03.920 Elon Musk

00:41:04.760 broke their

00:41:05.300 business model

00:41:06.000 the business

00:41:08.620 model of

00:41:09.100 MSNBC and

00:41:10.260 CNN and

00:41:10.940 most of the

00:41:11.360 news and

00:41:12.340 this is not

00:41:12.840 an exaggeration

00:41:13.600 their business

00:41:14.860 model is telling

00:41:15.640 you things

00:41:16.080 that are not

00:41:16.600 true

00:41:16.960 unfortunately

00:41:19.460 is that an

00:41:21.320 exaggeration

00:41:21.980 their business

00:41:23.520 model depends

00:41:24.520 on telling you

00:41:25.480 things that are

00:41:25.960 not true

00:41:26.460 that's the

00:41:27.560 design of the

00:41:28.220 system

00:41:28.520 and

00:41:30.120 so X

00:41:32.100 gave people

00:41:33.140 a place to

00:41:33.780 find out

00:41:34.160 what's true

00:41:34.720 stop laughing

00:41:35.940 stop laughing

00:41:37.100 and what I

00:41:38.300 mean by X

00:41:39.240 gives you a

00:41:39.760 place to know

00:41:40.240 what's true

00:41:40.680 I do not

00:41:41.800 mean that

00:41:43.060 everything on

00:41:43.620 X is true

00:41:44.200 I do not

00:41:45.220 mean it

00:41:45.900 doesn't have

00:41:46.380 massive

00:41:47.480 disinformation

00:41:48.300 all over it

00:41:49.600 here's what it

00:41:51.000 does have

00:41:51.520 it has both

00:41:52.840 sides

00:41:53.280 you can actually

00:41:55.060 find both

00:41:55.620 sides

00:41:56.060 we can't see

00:41:57.940 that on

00:41:58.300 MSNBC

00:41:58.900 can't see that

00:42:00.400 well you can

00:42:00.920 start to see it

00:42:01.560 on CNN

00:42:01.940 actually they're

00:42:02.700 they're definitely

00:42:03.600 pivoting toward the

00:42:04.460 middle this year

00:42:05.000 but

00:42:06.240 yeah

00:42:08.060 as soon as

00:42:09.060 you can see

00:42:09.500 both sides

00:42:10.340 it didn't matter

00:42:11.480 how much

00:42:11.880 bullshit there

00:42:12.640 was also

00:42:13.380 because you

00:42:14.300 can just see

00:42:14.820 the debunk

00:42:15.600 and that

00:42:17.480 should completely

00:42:18.460 break their

00:42:18.980 business model

00:42:19.640 because once

00:42:20.780 you realize

00:42:21.340 that their

00:42:21.740 business model

00:42:22.460 depends on

00:42:23.440 lying

00:42:23.820 because that's

00:42:24.960 how you get

00:42:25.340 the clicks

00:42:25.840 and it's how

00:42:26.320 you get

00:42:26.620 access to the

00:42:27.420 government

00:42:27.780 let me explain

00:42:29.380 that more

00:42:29.800 if the corporate

00:42:31.080 media did not

00:42:32.100 lie

00:42:32.540 they wouldn't

00:42:33.800 be able to

00:42:34.160 get interviews

00:42:34.680 with the

00:42:35.040 current government

00:42:35.860 that's a fact

00:42:38.140 everybody

00:42:39.160 understands it

00:42:39.960 it's not

00:42:40.260 something I

00:42:40.840 just invented

00:42:41.520 today

00:42:41.880 everybody knows

00:42:42.560 that

00:42:42.780 if you don't

00:42:44.240 carry their

00:42:44.920 water

00:42:45.300 at least

00:42:45.900 some of the

00:42:46.440 time

00:42:46.680 you don't

00:42:47.600 get access

00:42:48.180 it's the

00:42:50.040 reason that

00:42:50.460 Fox News

00:42:51.080 doesn't have

00:42:52.360 as much

00:42:52.820 access to

00:42:53.460 any

00:42:53.740 Democrats

00:42:54.400 they won't

00:42:55.180 go on the

00:42:55.680 network

00:42:56.100 because they

00:42:57.460 don't have

00:42:57.760 to

00:42:57.920 they'll just

00:42:58.620 go on the

00:42:58.960 other networks

00:42:59.540 so the

00:43:00.960 business model

00:43:01.700 is built

00:43:02.460 on

00:43:02.820 lying

00:43:03.920 for the

00:43:04.620 benefit

00:43:05.380 of the

00:43:05.680 people

00:43:05.900 in power

00:43:06.420 so that

00:43:07.960 you have

00:43:08.660 access

00:43:09.060 so you can

00:43:09.440 do your

00:43:09.740 job

00:43:10.040 also

00:43:11.200 on top

00:43:12.160 of that

00:43:12.560 things which

00:43:13.600 are the

00:43:13.920 most

00:43:14.160 ridiculously

00:43:14.960 untrue

00:43:15.660 get all

00:43:16.800 the clicks

00:43:17.280 so the

00:43:18.400 only way

00:43:18.780 you can

00:43:19.060 get access

00:43:19.660 is by

00:43:20.480 lying

00:43:20.960 for the

00:43:21.720 benefit

00:43:22.000 of the

00:43:22.240 people

00:43:22.460 you have

00:43:22.720 more access

00:43:23.220 to

00:43:23.500 and the

00:43:24.240 only way

00:43:24.540 you can

00:43:24.800 get money

00:43:25.340 is by

00:43:26.720 lying

00:43:27.100 because that's

00:43:28.320 what gets

00:43:28.680 the clicks

00:43:29.200 whereas X

00:43:30.940 has found

00:43:31.300 a different

00:43:31.740 model

00:43:32.140 which is

00:43:33.540 they can

00:43:34.400 make money

00:43:34.820 by traffic

00:43:35.660 and they're

00:43:36.700 getting their

00:43:37.120 traffic by

00:43:37.700 letting everybody

00:43:38.360 say what

00:43:38.780 they want

00:43:39.040 to say

00:43:39.360 so in

00:43:41.680 theory their

00:43:42.240 business model

00:43:42.900 should continue

00:43:43.680 to decline

00:43:44.500 because it's

00:43:45.480 unfixable

00:43:46.120 they have an

00:43:47.540 unfixable

00:43:48.320 model

00:43:48.720 there's no

00:43:50.100 way to fix

00:43:50.500 that

00:43:50.800 you just

00:43:51.680 die

00:43:52.020 the solution

00:43:53.820 is dying

00:43:54.420 not or

00:43:56.200 having billionaires

00:43:57.080 prop you up

00:43:57.700 like the

00:43:58.020 Washington

00:43:58.320 Post

00:43:58.680 there's

00:44:02.040 some

00:44:02.300 thought

00:44:02.860 that

00:44:03.100 Trump

00:44:03.320 is

00:44:03.480 going

00:44:03.620 to

00:44:03.700 lose

00:44:03.900 his

00:44:04.080 license

00:44:04.440 to carry

00:44:04.880 a gun

00:44:05.240 in New

00:44:05.600 York

00:44:05.920 there's

00:44:07.620 some

00:44:07.800 thought

00:44:08.100 that

00:44:08.320 Hunter

00:44:08.600 Biden

00:44:08.920 will

00:44:09.200 not

00:44:09.580 lose

00:44:09.920 his

00:44:10.260 I need

00:44:11.880 a fact

00:44:12.220 check

00:44:12.440 on this

00:44:12.820 if

00:44:13.500 Hunter

00:44:13.780 Biden

00:44:14.140 somehow

00:44:14.860 doesn't

00:44:15.360 get

00:44:15.540 convicted

00:44:16.000 and

00:44:18.200 in

00:44:18.500 theory

00:44:18.840 he's

00:44:19.140 off

00:44:19.360 drugs

00:44:19.740 now

00:44:20.380 could

00:44:22.460 he

00:44:22.580 keep

00:44:22.800 his

00:44:22.980 gun

00:44:23.240 or

00:44:24.140 keep

00:44:24.460 a

00:44:24.600 gun

00:44:24.760 if

00:44:24.920 he

00:44:25.040 wanted

00:44:25.260 a

00:44:25.420 gun

00:44:25.580 I

00:44:26.060 don't

00:44:26.180 think

00:44:26.360 he

00:44:26.460 has

00:44:26.620 one

00:44:26.800 is

00:44:28.100 that

00:44:28.300 could

00:44:29.120 we

00:44:29.320 actually

00:44:29.760 see

00:44:30.240 Trump

00:44:31.220 lose

00:44:31.500 his

00:44:31.700 gun

00:44:31.920 rights

00:44:32.260 and

00:44:32.560 Hunter

00:44:32.840 Biden

00:44:33.140 not

00:44:33.520 that's

00:44:35.240 a

00:44:35.340 possibility

00:44:35.780 right

00:44:36.120 now

00:44:37.160 that's

00:44:37.440 funny

00:44:37.720 too

00:44:38.060 I mean

00:44:38.420 because

00:44:38.640 Trump

00:44:39.020 doesn't

00:44:39.320 really

00:44:39.500 need

00:44:39.700 gun

00:44:39.940 rights

00:44:40.260 he's

00:44:41.240 he's

00:44:41.400 surrounded

00:44:41.680 surrounded

00:44:41.700 by

00:44:41.920 people

00:44:42.200 with

00:44:42.400 guns

00:44:42.680 so

00:44:43.760 the

00:44:44.040 last

00:44:44.280 thing

00:44:44.460 you

00:44:44.580 want

00:44:44.800 is

00:44:44.960 for

00:44:45.420 Trump

00:44:45.780 to

00:44:45.900 have

00:44:46.040 access

00:44:46.320 to

00:44:46.560 a

00:44:46.700 gun

00:44:46.900 or

00:44:48.000 anybody

00:44:48.200 else

00:44:48.600 there's

00:44:50.620 nothing

00:44:51.420 good

00:44:51.720 that

00:44:51.880 could

00:44:52.020 come

00:44:52.200 from

00:44:52.380 it

00:44:52.560 all

00:44:54.680 right

00:44:54.860 so

00:44:56.680 so let's

00:44:59.400 talk about

00:44:59.800 the

00:44:59.920 Hunter

00:45:00.180 laptop

00:45:00.800 and all

00:45:01.420 the other

00:45:01.780 stuff

00:45:02.040 so here

00:45:02.800 are all

00:45:03.020 the things

00:45:03.480 that happened

00:45:03.940 this week

00:45:04.460 everything is

00:45:05.140 pro-Republican

00:45:06.540 everything is

00:45:07.660 pro-Trump

00:45:08.240 this week

00:45:08.760 it's a

00:45:09.620 crazy

00:45:10.180 crazy

00:45:10.600 good week

00:45:11.280 if you're

00:45:12.580 interested in

00:45:13.120 seeing things

00:45:13.640 work in the

00:45:14.360 right direction

00:45:14.980 wow are they

00:45:16.560 working in the

00:45:17.040 right direction

00:45:17.520 including

00:45:18.160 Trump's conviction

00:45:19.940 and that's

00:45:20.820 very much

00:45:21.300 working in

00:45:21.760 the right

00:45:21.980 direction

00:45:22.400 accidentally

00:45:23.200 so the

00:45:24.720 FBI has

00:45:25.560 said in

00:45:25.960 court that

00:45:26.460 the

00:45:26.700 Hunter

00:45:26.980 laptop

00:45:27.320 was real

00:45:28.040 after the

00:45:28.540 entire

00:45:28.880 media

00:45:29.340 told you

00:45:30.400 endlessly

00:45:31.000 that it

00:45:31.520 was not

00:45:32.080 so that

00:45:32.940 basically

00:45:33.880 uncovered

00:45:34.900 the evil

00:45:35.840 of the

00:45:36.220 entity

00:45:36.520 but here's

00:45:37.300 the funny

00:45:37.600 part

00:45:37.880 Bill Ackman

00:45:39.860 famous

00:45:40.960 billionaire

00:45:41.840 who's

00:45:43.440 far more

00:45:44.240 involved in

00:45:44.760 politics

00:45:45.140 this cycle

00:45:46.060 than prior

00:45:47.240 cycles

00:45:47.680 so he was

00:45:48.680 a Democrat

00:45:49.220 historically

00:45:50.440 but he's

00:45:51.880 quite pointedly

00:45:53.120 turned on

00:45:53.640 them for

00:45:54.360 a number

00:45:54.700 of reasons

00:45:55.080 and thinking

00:45:56.060 that Trump

00:45:57.500 might be a

00:45:59.120 better choice

00:45:59.660 but

00:46:00.980 he's not

00:46:03.680 quite up to

00:46:04.340 speed

00:46:04.680 now I say

00:46:06.180 this with

00:46:06.680 affection

00:46:07.080 and with

00:46:07.900 respect

00:46:08.400 because Bill

00:46:10.120 Ackman is

00:46:10.920 an adult

00:46:11.440 in the room

00:46:12.000 and I think

00:46:13.300 he's really

00:46:13.960 adding to

00:46:14.720 the body

00:46:16.300 politic

00:46:18.380 and to

00:46:19.280 the country

00:46:19.700 but it

00:46:22.940 takes a

00:46:23.360 while to

00:46:24.060 get the

00:46:24.400 whole picture

00:46:24.980 it took

00:46:25.900 me a

00:46:26.180 while

00:46:26.420 here's

00:46:28.280 what I

00:46:28.480 think he's

00:46:28.820 missing

00:46:29.100 he commented

00:46:30.340 on how the

00:46:31.000 press

00:46:31.500 had ignored

00:46:32.920 the Hunter

00:46:33.320 laptop story

00:46:34.180 actually lied

00:46:34.860 about it

00:46:35.300 even if they

00:46:36.020 knew

00:46:36.220 they probably

00:46:36.980 knew

00:46:37.180 probably

00:46:37.620 lied

00:46:37.940 and he's

00:46:38.960 saying that

00:46:39.460 we won't

00:46:40.680 learn from

00:46:41.120 our mistakes

00:46:41.780 without the

00:46:42.680 people responsible

00:46:43.620 acknowledging

00:46:44.360 their culpability

00:46:45.300 and that

00:46:47.340 is just

00:46:47.680 yet to

00:46:48.240 happen

00:46:48.520 does he

00:46:50.040 think that

00:46:50.540 that's a

00:46:50.960 possibility

00:46:51.560 that the

00:46:53.060 people involved

00:46:53.780 with this

00:46:54.180 will admit

00:46:54.640 their culpability

00:46:55.480 because that's

00:46:57.780 something I

00:46:58.240 would never

00:46:58.600 say out

00:46:59.120 loud

00:46:59.420 like I

00:47:01.100 say almost

00:47:01.720 anything in

00:47:02.300 public

00:47:02.560 I would

00:47:03.180 never say

00:47:03.580 that

00:47:03.960 and the

00:47:04.940 reason is

00:47:05.420 it seems

00:47:06.000 a little

00:47:06.540 bit

00:47:06.880 just short

00:47:08.600 of where

00:47:09.100 reality is

00:47:09.980 let me

00:47:11.000 give you

00:47:11.320 reality

00:47:11.900 this wasn't

00:47:14.080 a mistake

00:47:14.800 people

00:47:17.600 apologize

00:47:18.120 for mistakes

00:47:19.160 that wasn't

00:47:20.880 a mistake

00:47:21.340 they did

00:47:22.560 it intentionally

00:47:23.140 it's part of

00:47:24.680 a large body

00:47:25.480 of work

00:47:26.020 which they

00:47:27.040 also do

00:47:27.580 intentionally

00:47:28.120 and for

00:47:29.020 which they

00:47:29.400 don't

00:47:29.800 apologize

00:47:30.280 and the

00:47:31.320 reason they

00:47:31.680 don't

00:47:31.900 apologize

00:47:32.320 is because

00:47:33.820 who would

00:47:34.660 apologize

00:47:35.100 for stopping

00:47:35.880 Hitler

00:47:36.200 or trying

00:47:37.660 to

00:47:37.900 that's not

00:47:39.400 an apology

00:47:40.020 situation

00:47:40.720 so the

00:47:41.820 thing that

00:47:42.360 Bill hasn't

00:47:43.140 quite wrapped

00:47:43.700 his head

00:47:44.040 around

00:47:44.320 is that

00:47:45.360 they think

00:47:45.820 they're in

00:47:46.260 a different

00:47:46.680 movie

00:47:47.100 in which

00:47:48.080 everything's

00:47:48.700 on the

00:47:48.980 table

00:47:49.300 because they're

00:47:49.880 trying to

00:47:50.220 stop

00:47:50.520 Hitler

00:47:50.760 why would

00:47:52.740 you apologize

00:47:53.300 for trying

00:47:54.300 to stop

00:47:54.780 Hitler

00:47:55.020 and it

00:47:55.520 didn't

00:47:55.720 work

00:47:56.100 you should

00:47:57.840 have a

00:47:58.340 pat in

00:47:58.640 the back

00:47:58.940 for that

00:47:59.360 you should

00:48:00.640 get an

00:48:00.920 award

00:48:01.280 because you

00:48:02.300 tried

00:48:02.620 so Bill

00:48:04.780 hasn't

00:48:05.480 quite

00:48:05.900 it looks

00:48:06.840 like

00:48:07.180 just based

00:48:08.000 on the

00:48:08.280 public

00:48:08.560 statements

00:48:09.020 he may

00:48:09.340 have different

00:48:09.760 thoughts

00:48:10.200 internally

00:48:10.720 but why

00:48:13.820 would you

00:48:14.160 ask for

00:48:15.160 them to

00:48:15.600 admit

00:48:15.900 their

00:48:16.140 culpability

00:48:16.860 unless you

00:48:18.540 thought that

00:48:19.000 was a

00:48:19.300 possibility

00:48:19.860 that there

00:48:21.280 was just

00:48:21.580 a mistake

00:48:22.180 and that

00:48:22.980 honest people

00:48:23.660 admit their

00:48:24.280 mistakes

00:48:24.780 there are

00:48:25.680 no honest

00:48:26.180 people

00:48:26.520 the media

00:48:28.200 is by

00:48:29.620 design

00:48:30.320 only the

00:48:31.100 dishonest

00:48:31.660 people

00:48:32.020 at least

00:48:33.380 the so

00:48:34.180 called

00:48:34.420 corporate

00:48:34.840 media

00:48:35.160 it's all

00:48:35.780 dishonest

00:48:36.240 people

00:48:36.540 and they're

00:48:37.580 doing it

00:48:37.960 intentionally

00:48:38.500 and universally

00:48:40.320 and every

00:48:41.180 single day

00:48:41.760 and they

00:48:42.460 know exactly

00:48:43.080 what they're

00:48:43.420 doing

00:48:43.640 why would

00:48:44.360 anybody

00:48:44.780 apologize

00:48:45.300 for what

00:48:46.360 they choose

00:48:46.880 to do

00:48:47.220 every day

00:48:47.700 they wake

00:48:48.080 up

00:48:48.360 don't believe

00:48:50.800 it

00:48:51.040 allow me to

00:48:52.120 give you the

00:48:52.600 score for

00:48:53.840 how the

00:48:54.120 democrats are

00:48:54.820 doing lately

00:48:55.640 you ready for

00:48:56.440 this

00:48:56.700 this is called

00:48:58.540 the climax

00:48:59.420 this week

00:49:02.400 we learned

00:49:03.180 that Fauci

00:49:03.780 lied about

00:49:04.360 the lab

00:49:04.860 leak

00:49:05.120 he lied

00:49:05.520 about the

00:49:05.880 gain of

00:49:06.260 function

00:49:06.640 he lied

00:49:07.320 about science

00:49:09.160 he lied

00:49:10.120 about the

00:49:10.620 distancing

00:49:11.140 he lied

00:49:11.720 about the

00:49:12.180 masks

00:49:12.680 he lied

00:49:13.040 about the

00:49:13.420 shots

00:49:13.780 he lied

00:49:14.140 about the

00:49:14.520 closures

00:49:14.980 everything we

00:49:16.320 know about

00:49:16.740 the ukraine

00:49:17.400 war is

00:49:18.220 completely

00:49:18.640 made up

00:49:19.260 seems to

00:49:20.020 be an

00:49:20.260 energy play

00:49:20.920 has nothing

00:49:21.420 to do with

00:49:21.880 nato

00:49:22.460 or protecting

00:49:23.100 the country

00:49:23.660 or putin

00:49:24.720 is bad

00:49:25.200 we know

00:49:26.040 that biden

00:49:26.600 is certainly

00:49:27.260 not fucking

00:49:28.160 cogent

00:49:28.660 in private

00:49:29.440 come on

00:49:30.500 even the

00:49:31.380 democrats

00:49:31.880 know that's

00:49:32.540 a lie

00:49:32.900 why don't

00:49:33.760 they apologize

00:49:34.360 for saying

00:49:34.980 that biden

00:49:35.640 is perfectly

00:49:36.240 fine in

00:49:37.020 in private

00:49:37.740 they're not

00:49:38.600 going to

00:49:38.820 apologize

00:49:39.200 because it's

00:49:40.280 intentional

00:49:40.920 every one

00:49:42.040 of them

00:49:42.260 wakes up

00:49:42.720 and says

00:49:43.120 it every

00:49:43.440 day

00:49:43.760 intentionally

00:49:44.760 because they're

00:49:45.860 trying to

00:49:46.180 stop

00:49:46.460 hillter

00:49:46.800 why would

00:49:48.160 they have

00:49:48.400 apologized

00:49:48.800 for that

00:49:49.380 here's some

00:49:51.620 things we

00:49:52.000 know

00:49:52.280 the e gene

00:49:53.140 carol

00:49:53.580 carol

00:49:54.100 lawsuit

00:49:54.480 against

00:49:54.920 trump

00:49:55.260 only existed

00:49:56.200 because new

00:49:56.980 york made

00:49:57.560 up a law

00:49:58.280 that canceled

00:49:59.920 the statute

00:50:01.580 of limitations

00:50:02.320 just to

00:50:03.560 get trump

00:50:04.060 we know

00:50:04.940 that bragg

00:50:05.600 had to

00:50:06.020 use a

00:50:06.380 novel

00:50:06.780 prosecution

00:50:07.400 idea

00:50:08.220 in other

00:50:08.700 words

00:50:09.000 made up

00:50:09.860 a law

00:50:10.280 in order

00:50:11.320 to stop

00:50:11.860 trump

00:50:12.200 and we

00:50:12.620 can all

00:50:12.980 see it

00:50:13.380 we know

00:50:14.020 the russia

00:50:14.480 collusion

00:50:15.040 hoax was

00:50:15.600 the operating

00:50:16.120 system of

00:50:16.800 the biden

00:50:17.240 campaign

00:50:17.860 from top

00:50:18.780 to bottom

00:50:19.220 we know

00:50:20.120 that the

00:50:20.440 laptop

00:50:20.720 was hoax

00:50:21.220 as i said

00:50:21.780 most of

00:50:22.620 us have

00:50:23.080 figured out

00:50:23.500 that the

00:50:23.820 january 6

00:50:24.600 insurrection

00:50:25.440 was a

00:50:26.000 hoax

00:50:26.300 because

00:50:26.900 republicans

00:50:27.620 don't do

00:50:28.060 insurrections

00:50:28.780 and don't

00:50:29.240 take out

00:50:29.620 their guns

00:50:30.180 right

00:50:31.280 that was

00:50:31.980 all a

00:50:32.360 hoax

00:50:32.640 we also

00:50:33.320 know

00:50:33.600 that the

00:50:33.940 entire

00:50:34.340 committee

00:50:35.180 the january

00:50:35.760 6

00:50:36.060 committee

00:50:36.380 was corrupt

00:50:37.480 and that

00:50:38.020 they

00:50:38.280 well here's

00:50:39.840 one example

00:50:40.600 remember the

00:50:41.980 claim about

00:50:42.600 trump choking

00:50:43.520 the secret

00:50:43.980 service guy

00:50:44.700 and the

00:50:45.100 beast

00:50:45.380 the car

00:50:46.240 that the

00:50:46.580 president

00:50:46.860 rides in

00:50:47.340 and

00:50:48.300 apparently

00:50:49.520 the secret

00:50:50.240 service agent

00:50:50.920 wanted to

00:50:51.540 testify that

00:50:52.240 it didn't

00:50:52.600 happen

00:50:52.880 and he

00:50:53.280 wasn't allowed

00:50:53.800 to testify

00:50:54.380 for the

00:50:54.760 january 6

00:50:55.460 no we're

00:50:56.620 not guessing

00:50:57.560 whether they're

00:50:58.460 a bunch of

00:50:58.920 fucking crooks

00:50:59.940 we're not

00:51:01.060 guessing

00:51:01.540 it's right

00:51:02.640 there

00:51:02.980 every bit of

00:51:04.380 it is now

00:51:04.780 public information

00:51:05.840 the january 6

00:51:07.200 committee

00:51:07.580 thoroughly corrupt

00:51:09.100 do i think that

00:51:10.860 we should get

00:51:11.300 revenge on them

00:51:12.220 no

00:51:12.760 do i think we

00:51:14.540 should do

00:51:14.880 reciprocity

00:51:15.700 no

00:51:16.440 i just think

00:51:19.100 nobody's above

00:51:19.760 the law

00:51:20.260 so i take

00:51:22.460 that into

00:51:22.880 account

00:51:23.220 how about

00:51:26.040 the george

00:51:26.780 floyd hoax

00:51:27.500 how about

00:51:28.060 putting general

00:51:28.800 flynn in

00:51:29.400 fucking prison

00:51:30.160 how about

00:51:30.600 the election

00:51:31.400 security hoax

00:51:32.440 where they

00:51:33.140 tell us the

00:51:33.720 election is

00:51:34.280 fine and

00:51:35.220 then they

00:51:35.520 backed off

00:51:36.020 to well

00:51:36.520 okay sure

00:51:37.740 there are

00:51:38.280 gigantic holes

00:51:39.340 and we can't

00:51:39.960 really audit

00:51:40.460 any of this

00:51:41.020 fucking thing

00:51:41.740 but believe

00:51:42.920 us trust us

00:51:43.980 yeah we trust

00:51:44.880 you because

00:51:45.580 after the

00:51:46.060 russia collusion

00:51:46.740 fucking hoax

00:51:47.440 the laptop

00:51:47.880 fucking hoax

00:51:48.740 the fucking

00:51:49.500 pandemic the

00:51:50.340 january 6

00:51:51.040 fucking hoax

00:51:51.780 the george

00:51:52.540 floyd

00:51:53.140 fucking hoax

00:51:53.820 and putting

00:51:54.460 general

00:51:54.900 flynn in

00:51:55.500 fucking

00:51:56.000 jail

00:51:56.540 peter navarro

00:52:00.040 is still in

00:52:00.580 jail

00:52:00.840 and you

00:52:03.740 think we're

00:52:04.220 going to

00:52:04.440 believe that

00:52:04.920 your fucking

00:52:05.660 election was

00:52:06.600 good

00:52:07.080 sorry

00:52:08.180 now do i

00:52:10.300 have any

00:52:10.620 proof that

00:52:11.140 the election

00:52:11.540 in 2020

00:52:12.040 was rigged

00:52:12.620 nope

00:52:13.000 do i

00:52:13.920 need it

00:52:14.540 no

00:52:16.600 not anymore

00:52:18.400 there was a

00:52:20.040 time when i

00:52:20.520 said you know

00:52:21.060 you're gonna

00:52:21.360 have to prove

00:52:21.840 that

00:52:22.160 nope

00:52:22.880 no you

00:52:23.760 don't have

00:52:24.080 to prove

00:52:24.400 it anymore

00:52:24.800 every

00:52:25.640 fucking part

00:52:26.460 of the

00:52:26.680 democrat

00:52:27.020 machine

00:52:27.420 is a

00:52:28.380 hoax

00:52:28.840 do you

00:52:30.000 believe that

00:52:30.560 the election

00:52:31.160 the most

00:52:31.720 important thing

00:52:32.380 is the one

00:52:32.840 thing they're

00:52:33.240 going to play

00:52:33.600 straight

00:52:34.000 there isn't

00:52:34.920 a fucking

00:52:35.540 chance

00:52:36.180 there's no

00:52:37.500 chance that

00:52:38.060 it was

00:52:38.340 straight

00:52:38.720 none

00:52:39.460 not in the

00:52:40.420 real world

00:52:40.900 not in the

00:52:41.880 real fucking

00:52:42.420 world

00:52:42.880 in the real

00:52:43.680 fucking world

00:52:44.500 there are

00:52:45.360 what 30 to

00:52:46.360 50 fucking

00:52:47.140 hoaxes

00:52:47.740 that your

00:52:48.540 news tried

00:52:49.180 to tell you

00:52:49.620 was real

00:52:50.060 and the

00:52:50.640 same fucking

00:52:51.240 people running

00:52:51.880 the election

00:52:52.460 and you

00:52:53.080 think that

00:52:53.480 they played

00:52:53.940 that straight

00:52:54.540 no chance

00:52:57.340 no chance

00:52:59.060 how about

00:53:03.960 the mar-a-lago

00:53:04.860 box gate

00:53:05.580 bullshit

00:53:06.080 how about

00:53:06.580 that inflation

00:53:07.320 is under

00:53:07.820 control

00:53:08.300 no problem

00:53:08.900 about it

00:53:09.400 how about

00:53:09.920 the border

00:53:10.400 is sealed

00:53:11.000 no it's not

00:53:11.940 it's a big

00:53:12.420 problem

00:53:12.880 wait there's

00:53:13.700 nothing i can

00:53:14.260 do about it

00:53:14.880 because there's

00:53:15.440 nothing i can

00:53:15.940 do as president

00:53:16.600 oh yes there

00:53:17.420 is

00:53:17.680 wait no

00:53:18.640 that's a

00:53:19.100 fucking trick

00:53:19.680 too it looks

00:53:20.640 like i closed

00:53:21.280 it but i did

00:53:21.860 nothing

00:53:22.260 how about

00:53:27.100 those climate

00:53:27.620 change models

00:53:28.420 how about

00:53:30.480 tesla just got

00:53:31.420 a low

00:53:31.840 esg score

00:53:32.960 and philip

00:53:34.420 morris got a

00:53:34.980 high one

00:53:35.460 esg is a

00:53:37.640 fucking hoax

00:53:38.380 dei is a

00:53:39.220 fucking stupid

00:53:40.040 idea by stupid

00:53:41.100 people our

00:53:42.100 government is

00:53:42.720 run by

00:53:43.280 alex sorris's

00:53:44.820 boyfriend and

00:53:45.940 or girlfriend

00:53:46.540 this week

00:53:47.320 funny willis

00:53:53.600 case is being

00:53:54.340 delayed

00:53:54.940 jack smith

00:53:56.980 case delayed

00:53:58.000 so you're

00:53:59.860 gonna have to

00:54:00.220 run for office

00:54:00.920 you fucking

00:54:01.560 assholes on

00:54:02.640 your one

00:54:03.200 obvious law

00:54:04.120 fair case that

00:54:05.040 even your own

00:54:06.000 fucking experts

00:54:07.040 say is bullshit

00:54:08.060 and that's

00:54:09.580 what you get

00:54:10.060 to run on

00:54:10.600 so good luck

00:54:11.800 in november

00:54:12.340 assholes

00:54:12.900 you brought

00:54:14.220 it on

00:54:14.420 yourself

00:54:14.860 meanwhile

00:54:20.380 attorney general

00:54:21.260 garland got

00:54:22.060 grilled by

00:54:22.620 matt gates

00:54:23.280 and others

00:54:23.820 and certainly

00:54:24.720 if you watched

00:54:25.320 that you thought

00:54:26.000 he's crooked

00:54:26.640 by the time

00:54:27.300 you were done

00:54:27.920 fauci got

00:54:29.360 roughed up

00:54:29.880 as i mentioned

00:54:30.560 but what's

00:54:32.740 trump doing

00:54:33.320 trump does

00:54:37.980 an interview

00:54:38.340 with hannity

00:54:38.920 says that

00:54:41.400 trump

00:54:42.260 that fentanyl

00:54:43.680 and other

00:54:44.400 big drug

00:54:44.840 dealers

00:54:45.200 kill as

00:54:46.400 many as

00:54:46.780 500 people

00:54:47.680 per dealer

00:54:48.780 if you're

00:54:50.140 one of the

00:54:50.420 big ones

00:54:50.880 he says

00:54:52.100 they should

00:54:52.420 be put

00:54:52.740 to death

00:54:53.220 that's actually

00:54:56.200 a policy

00:54:57.020 change

00:54:57.620 that would

00:54:58.880 work

00:54:59.320 and i find

00:55:00.740 it a very

00:55:01.180 good idea

00:55:01.740 that's actually

00:55:04.800 real

00:55:05.240 that's like a

00:55:06.560 real thing

00:55:07.080 and by the way

00:55:08.820 trump is pretty

00:55:10.020 much admitting

00:55:10.720 that he failed

00:55:11.460 am i right

00:55:13.000 he failed

00:55:14.180 now he doesn't

00:55:15.580 say those words

00:55:16.280 but he's basically

00:55:17.000 saying you know

00:55:17.680 i tried

00:55:18.400 didn't work

00:55:19.700 now he's got

00:55:21.960 a new idea

00:55:22.540 that's more

00:55:23.160 aggressive

00:55:23.520 that's what

00:55:24.780 you fucking

00:55:25.220 do

00:55:25.540 you try

00:55:26.520 something

00:55:26.900 and when

00:55:27.220 it doesn't

00:55:27.620 work

00:55:27.900 you say

00:55:28.220 that didn't

00:55:28.680 work

00:55:29.000 let me try

00:55:29.860 something more

00:55:30.420 aggressive

00:55:30.780 that's how

00:55:32.640 you actually

00:55:33.120 do everything

00:55:33.760 that works

00:55:34.440 you gotta listen

00:55:36.240 to a republican

00:55:36.920 if you won't

00:55:37.400 even figure out

00:55:38.020 how to do

00:55:38.340 anything

00:55:38.820 all right

00:55:42.620 some people

00:55:47.660 say that

00:55:48.220 biden's

00:55:48.820 biggest

00:55:49.100 election

00:55:49.560 risk

00:55:49.900 is that

00:55:50.580 he's not

00:55:51.620 right with

00:55:52.140 the gaza

00:55:52.860 israeli

00:55:54.220 palestinian

00:55:55.900 situation

00:55:56.460 and that

00:55:57.680 he's doing

00:55:58.680 a terrible

00:55:59.100 job

00:55:59.600 on managing

00:56:01.240 our relations

00:56:02.580 with israel

00:56:03.180 i'm waiting

00:56:05.780 for somebody

00:56:06.300 to tell me

00:56:06.980 that it only

00:56:08.020 looks like a

00:56:08.800 terrible fucking

00:56:09.540 job in public

00:56:10.660 but really

00:56:11.760 when he's behind

00:56:12.560 closed doors

00:56:13.340 he's a fucking

00:56:14.400 genius

00:56:15.000 he's got it

00:56:17.440 all figured

00:56:17.800 out

00:56:18.140 behind the

00:56:19.160 closed door

00:56:19.660 there

00:56:19.920 and biden

00:56:24.640 just authorized

00:56:25.480 cross border

00:56:26.240 attacks on

00:56:26.900 russia

00:56:27.240 because

00:56:27.720 he hadn't

00:56:29.320 yet figured

00:56:29.820 out the

00:56:30.180 dumbest

00:56:30.520 fucking

00:56:30.860 thing

00:56:31.140 you could

00:56:31.420 ever do

00:56:31.900 and he

00:56:32.640 thought

00:56:32.840 oh

00:56:33.200 how about

00:56:33.900 that

00:56:34.260 how about

00:56:37.060 that

00:56:37.400 now do you

00:56:39.800 remember i told

00:56:40.560 you i've never

00:56:41.120 seen white

00:56:41.640 people this

00:56:42.220 angry

00:56:42.600 good luck

00:56:50.460 good luck

00:56:54.020 because

00:56:55.520 you know i've

00:56:57.040 heard people

00:56:57.480 say you've

00:56:58.060 awakened the

00:56:59.160 sleeping giant

00:56:59.940 and you know

00:57:00.760 you poked the

00:57:01.400 bear too much

00:57:02.160 there's a thing

00:57:04.480 i've been telling

00:57:05.020 you about

00:57:05.380 republicans for

00:57:06.180 a very long

00:57:06.780 time

00:57:07.140 they're flexible

00:57:10.060 they're flexible

00:57:11.720 republicans are

00:57:14.100 quite flexible

00:57:14.800 until they're

00:57:17.500 not

00:57:17.840 and if you

00:57:20.180 forget the

00:57:20.760 until they're

00:57:21.520 not part

00:57:22.320 you got a big

00:57:23.540 surprise coming

00:57:24.420 and we have

00:57:26.260 reached

00:57:26.680 until you're

00:57:27.860 not

00:57:28.180 what i see

00:57:30.800 is a level

00:57:31.540 of energy

00:57:32.380 and fight

00:57:33.260 and the

00:57:33.880 republicans

00:57:34.500 that i've

00:57:34.800 never seen

00:57:35.220 before

00:57:35.580 you know

00:57:36.640 the america

00:57:37.240 first legal

00:57:37.880 thing

00:57:38.160 steven miller's

00:57:39.060 brilliant

00:57:39.640 brainchild

00:57:40.400 is just

00:57:42.160 rolling up

00:57:42.880 these fucking

00:57:43.420 criminals

00:57:43.960 that are

00:57:44.920 that are

00:57:45.920 basically

00:57:46.380 going on

00:57:47.020 challenge

00:57:47.440 forever

00:57:47.760 you know

00:57:48.140 all the

00:57:48.400 lawsuits

00:57:48.800 against

00:57:49.100 the racists

00:57:49.800 etc

00:57:50.220 that's great

00:57:52.580 congress

00:57:53.440 finally found

00:57:54.260 their balls

00:57:54.880 and they're

00:57:55.300 calling people

00:57:55.860 in just to

00:57:56.440 scream at

00:57:56.960 them in

00:57:57.220 public

00:57:57.520 which i

00:57:57.960 love

00:57:58.200 even if

00:57:59.120 it doesn't

00:57:59.460 change

00:57:59.740 anything

00:58:00.080 you give

00:58:01.360 me

00:58:01.680 every day

00:58:03.160 i want to

00:58:03.640 see marjorie

00:58:04.240 taylor

00:58:04.520 green

00:58:04.860 yelling in

00:58:06.500 the face

00:58:06.980 of somebody

00:58:08.220 who made

00:58:08.740 america

00:58:09.140 worse

00:58:09.520 i'll watch

00:58:11.900 that every

00:58:12.320 day

00:58:12.600 every day

00:58:13.880 give me

00:58:15.060 more

00:58:15.300 all right

00:58:17.260 god

00:58:22.160 i thought i

00:58:25.100 could go

00:58:25.440 one day

00:58:25.920 without a

00:58:26.540 jewish

00:58:27.380 worldwide

00:58:27.880 conspiracy

00:58:28.500 person in

00:58:29.200 the comments

00:58:29.680 but we

00:58:30.280 didn't make

00:58:30.700 it

00:58:30.920 we didn't

00:58:32.080 make it

00:58:33.080 got it

00:58:35.820 i got

00:58:38.040 it

00:58:38.360 all right

00:58:40.040 um

00:58:44.040 what else

00:58:46.800 we got

00:58:47.080 going on

00:58:47.500 today

00:58:47.760 i think

00:58:50.340 that covers

00:58:50.880 the big

00:58:51.240 stuff

00:58:51.540 and i'm

00:58:53.460 going to

00:58:53.620 go talk

00:58:54.060 to the

00:58:54.640 locals

00:58:55.180 people

00:58:55.560 privately

00:58:56.240 um

00:58:57.880 there may

00:58:58.480 be more

00:58:58.860 more swearing

00:58:59.840 i don't

00:59:00.160 know

00:59:00.380 sometimes

00:59:01.120 i can't

00:59:01.560 hold it

00:59:01.880 in

00:59:02.100 and uh

00:59:03.660 ah

00:59:03.960 man

00:59:04.380 allergies

00:59:06.880 all right

00:59:09.340 everybody

00:59:09.660 on x

00:59:10.440 and uh

00:59:11.300 and youtube

00:59:12.000 and rumble

00:59:13.660 i will see you

00:59:15.020 tomorrow same

00:59:15.640 place and i'm

00:59:16.680 going to go

00:59:17.040 talk privately

00:59:17.680 to the

00:59:18.280 subscribers on

00:59:19.440 locals

00:59:19.800 thanks for

00:59:21.120 joining

00:59:21.420 hope you

00:59:22.520 enjoyed it

00:59:23.360 bye for

00:59:25.020 now

00:59:25.340 but i'm

00:59:28.100 stalling a

00:59:28.680 little bit

00:59:29.000 because i hear

00:59:29.440 there's a

00:59:29.800 little bit of

00:59:30.220 a delay

00:59:30.640 we're now in

00:59:32.540 the stalling

00:59:33.600 just to make

00:59:34.260 sure that the

00:59:35.100 rumble studio

00:59:35.820 catches up to

00:59:36.620 all of you

00:59:37.020 because i don't

00:59:37.600 like to rudely

00:59:38.480 turn it off

00:59:39.160 but it will go

00:59:40.600 off somewhere in

00:59:41.420 the middle of me

00:59:41.960 talking because i

00:59:42.820 don't have control

00:59:43.480 of when it

00:59:43.940 stops

00:59:49.800 you

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