Episode 2501 CWSA 06⧸10⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 19 minutes
Words per Minute
153.51271
Summary
Dilbert's new book, God's Debris, is out, and it's getting rave reviews. Elon Musk has a new robot that can drive and pick up your kids. And Apple might have a new artificial intelligence system called Apple Intelligence.
Transcript
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That's why you come to see this show, to watch me fussing around with my technology.
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Well, good morning and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time,
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but if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, smooth human brains,
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all you need is a copper mug, a glass of tanker gel, sestine, a canteen jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind,
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fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day.
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The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen right now. Go.
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I get to live out my little fantasy of being an auctioneer.
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I remember when I was a little kid, my parents took us to auctions,
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If you subscribe to Dilbert Reborn, either on X or scottadams.locals.com,
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you would know that Dilbert's company is trying to hire an Elbonian engineer
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there are only three Elbonian engineers in the world,
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Well, only the people who subscribe will get to find out.
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that includes my original God's Debris and its sequel
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this wasn't written just because I thought you'd like it.
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So, the relaunch allows it to be relevant again
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And let me tell you the hypnosis trick I was using.
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is a prediction of what the world would look like
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This is the culmination of a over 20-year plan.