Real Coffee with Scott Adams - November 13, 2025


Episode 3017 CWSA 11⧸13⧸25


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

144.59644

Word Count

9,323

Sentence Count

7

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

In this episode, Scott Adams talks about the government reopening and why you don't have to be part of the process if you want to be a part of it. He also talks about a new invention called the shelf space reframe, which is changing lives all over the place.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 come on in don't let the cats out oh I've got some kind of insect that's gonna
00:00:07.320 be plaguing me today stop plaguing the insect there's only room for one of us
00:00:13.380 today go on and we'll have a show let me make sure I can steal your comments oh
00:00:21.560 whatever that little nap thing is it's gonna be very very annoying stop it
00:00:29.200 being annoying that you have to get my salt gun and zap it all right you guys
00:00:38.020 all good I got comments you don't perfect sort of work close enough close enough
00:00:55.720 all right everybody get ready I'm ready if you're ready well good morning and
00:01:07.420 welcome to the highlight of human civilization it's called coffee with
00:01:11.140 Scott Adams and you've never had a better time but if you'd like to take a chance
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00:01:35.480 unparalleled pleasure the dopamine of the day the thing makes everything better it's
00:01:38.980 called that's right simultaneous it happens now I'm sipping like a Trump well let's
00:01:52.540 see what else is happening today after we do a reframe from my book reframe your
00:01:58.720 brain which is changing lives all over the place you can get it on Amazon and only
00:02:05.560 Amazon as it turns out probably all right here's one of my favorites you could call
00:02:14.620 it the shelf space reframe or you could give another name but the the usual frame
00:02:20.500 is that if you have some negative thoughts you want to stop thinking about
00:02:24.580 them right some some of you I've completely changed your life with this
00:02:30.040 reframe some of you have heard it before it just makes sense right if you have
00:02:34.720 negative thoughts the obvious solution for negative thoughts is think fewer
00:02:39.760 negative thoughts but it turns out that your brain doesn't work that way if you
00:02:44.380 try to think fewer negative thoughts you're probably gonna think more more of
00:02:49.420 them not less of them because then you're obsessing on it so here's the other
00:02:53.220 way to approach it this is a reframe instead of trying to stop thinking about
00:02:58.220 negative thoughts you you can't subtract negative thoughts but you can crowd them
00:03:04.160 out that's what the shelf space is all about if I told you hey I'm gonna make
00:03:10.580 you think about your favorite thing all day you're gonna think about petting
00:03:14.460 cats and eating delicious food and having great intimate relationships with
00:03:19.280 people you love and let's just say I got you know I got right into your business
00:03:24.080 and just made you think about all those things there are only so many hours in
00:03:28.340 a day if I make you use some of the hours to think about things you love there'll be
00:03:34.100 fewer fewer hours left for negative stuff so don't try to unthink you can't do it
00:03:41.420 don't try to think less of a thing you can't do it try to think more of things you can do
00:03:49.160 that think more of things that are positive more of things that you want
00:03:53.660 more of things you've enjoyed more of things that inspire you more of things
00:03:57.800 that you you just love and you will crowd out that time you wasted with
00:04:03.740 negative thoughts that's your reframe for the day all right let's talk about the
00:04:08.480 news you might have heard that the government has reopened well so what the
00:04:14.060 hell was that hold on the fly has landed we're gonna try no that didn't work we're
00:04:23.720 gonna be trying some anti-fly oh hold on hold on hold on hold on damn it I'm not as fast as a fly what
00:04:35.240 was I thinking so the government it really is gonna be in my face the entire show wow wow
00:04:43.760 um government reopened nobody cared we all sort of expected it would go the way it went and here
00:04:52.820 it is now it's open and what did we learn and nothing but the the best lesson that came out of
00:04:59.420 this I think came from uh Greg Gottfeld he was saying on the five that if you happen to be on
00:05:04.940 what you consider the winning side of the government reopening and the Republicans probably think they're
00:05:11.400 on the winning side there uh it's a mistake to say the other side caved do you all understand why
00:05:18.560 it's it's really important if you expect to work with these people ever again
00:05:25.520 and and you get a good outcome from one negotiation in other words you get what you want don't say
00:05:31.940 they caved even if you're just an observer and you want more of whatever they cave to you don't have to
00:05:41.020 be part of the process don't use that word don't say that they they lost like dogs what good is that to
00:05:48.740 you it feels good for like a second and then you can never work with them again but also you can never
00:05:54.800 work with anybody else again because anybody who sees you act like that is going to be like oh
00:05:59.700 so let me get this straight uh if if I negotiate in good you know good faith and I give up a little
00:06:09.460 behind my back or even publicly they're going to call me some kind of caving loser why would I do
00:06:16.240 anything for you so Trump is the champion as I've often said of making the largest gap between keeping
00:06:24.240 making him happy and what would happen if he didn't make him happy so by reopening the government
00:06:30.720 in a sense they made him happy and correct me if I'm wrong will you did Trump ever say they caved
00:06:37.660 because I'll be real disappointed if he did but I'll bet he didn't can you give me a fact check on that
00:06:46.220 it's only the pundits who said he caved right because I feel like Trump would be way too smart
00:06:53.180 to say that all it would do is give up some power why would he just give away some power
00:06:58.800 you know far better would be to reward the people instead of mocking them you should reward the people
00:07:06.560 who ended up on his side of this so that's what you should learn out of this the shutdown itself was
00:07:13.240 just a another symbol of the total incompetence of our system uh no more rumble streams I've heard
00:07:23.460 some people say there's something different on rumble and I don't know the answer to it but I
00:07:27.940 believe there might be two rumble streams that started at the same time and that's sort of a new
00:07:33.860 thing one of them maybe isn't real so it's possible that you click the wrong rumble stream but I'm not
00:07:41.360 positive about that there's just something going on that I don't know x changed this user interface
00:07:47.200 today so uh it was quite an interesting morning all right here's another one another persuasion lesson
00:07:55.380 you ready for this um there's a uh clip of me talking about this uh Jason Cohen did a clip on this
00:08:03.940 and uh it's a clip in where I'm talking about how it's a mistake for the democrats to say that they
00:08:11.480 need a fighter do you know why look compare these three things make America great again make America
00:08:21.320 healthy again or we need a fighter we've got to fight fight fight fight which one of those are useful
00:08:31.080 all right here's the reframe this one's actually really important if you if you get this and you
00:08:38.240 know incorporate it into your future life you're going to be way better these these uh slogans like
00:08:46.800 make America great again and make America healthy again and fight fight fight if it's the democrats doing
00:08:53.840 the fight thing what are they going to get their affirmation is fighting so if you focus on something
00:09:02.000 and repeat it over and over what's that called it's an affirmation an affirmation is uh concentrating on
00:09:09.940 something and really focusing on it because there is something that's semi magic about that now I don't
00:09:16.460 know that's real magic I just think that you you get better results when you're super focused on what you
00:09:21.880 want but just think what the two sides are focused on so Trump focuses on make America great again
00:09:30.620 and then you watch and you say oh our borders are better and you know there are a number of things
00:09:35.560 you could put into that category make America healthy again that's a good affirmation isn't it
00:09:41.660 that's just like one of the best affirmations you could ever have but what about fight okay this fly is
00:09:49.840 just eating me alive right now you just will not stay off me it's going to be me versus the fly in a minute
00:09:56.000 um so here's your lesson don't accidentally do an affirmation affirmations are pretty powerful
00:10:04.900 even if their only effect is not magic but rather the psychology effect that has in the person who's
00:10:11.540 doing it so if you're doing the right affirmation make America healthy make America great there's a better
00:10:17.980 chance you'll get that thing or at least move toward it if you pick the wrong affirmation you're
00:10:24.120 going to still get the thing you affirmed a fight the Democrats are actually asking for fighting do you
00:10:32.320 think they'll get it yes yes they actually get fights and when we look at the protests somebody said
00:10:39.340 there's another Tesla protests coming I don't know about that but but if there is I'm sure there'll be a fight
00:10:45.720 right so there's your lesson don't do accidental affirmations and that's what the the Democrats
00:10:54.480 messaging is so broken that they're accidentally asking for the worst thing that anybody could ask
00:11:00.500 for a fight if they had been asking for a victory I might be all in oh victory but a fight who asked for
00:11:11.700 the fight Democrats don't do that well cash Patel has excitedly announced and he's way too excited about
00:11:22.020 this for what I think is reality that China has agreed to turn off the pipeline of fentanyl precursors
00:11:30.320 because Mexico and their cartels they can't make fentanyl unless they have the raw ingredients I guess
00:11:37.920 are about 13 potential raw ingredients and they've been coming from
00:11:42.840 may have been success I may have gotten that fly all right I don't see him yet we'll let you know very exciting
00:11:58.680 so and then also part of that deal allegedly according to cash Patel is that China would
00:12:07.440 I guess watch closer or crack down on several industries that would be relevant to making the
00:12:14.000 precursors now why would this be different than the other times that China said they would do exactly this
00:12:21.880 what why do we think this would work I have no idea I don't even understand the story it's not like
00:12:31.640 it's the first time that China said oh yeah we're totally gonna stop these precursors now do you think we
00:12:41.560 can get through the show without me mentioning Charlie Brown in the football I won't do it I will not
00:12:49.720 mention Charlie Brown in the football but this looks exactly like Charlie Brown in the football damn it I
00:12:56.340 couldn't do it I couldn't do it I just I couldn't not mention Charlie Brown in the football you tell me am I
00:13:05.140 missing something is there some reason I shouldn't believe at this time well why would they tell the truth this
00:13:12.480 time oh he's back I didn't get the fly damn it or he's brought a friend he's in full attack mode now
00:13:21.860 damn it I'm gonna have to give the fly a name we're gonna call him Carl it'll be Carl the fly so that
00:13:33.100 when you hear me kill him it will be more satisfying because I'll be killing somebody with a name Carl
00:13:38.980 you're dead well anyway so yeah post on x also wondering if we offered something to China that's
00:13:49.340 not public for example is it a coincidence this is not my original idea not my original thought but is
00:14:00.040 it a coincidence that we agreed that China can have 600,000 students in the US and then China gets
00:14:11.660 flexible about fentanyl do you think that's what we traded oh god it just won my ear oh man
00:14:22.400 I want that fly so dead Carl it's you and me now Carl the fly you will not live till lunchtime
00:14:32.560 I swear it I swear I'll take you down you will not ruin my live stream you're just a fly
00:14:40.400 you're doing a really good job of ruining it so far but I'll get you I'll get you anyway what do you
00:14:49.300 think do you think that there's a secret ingredient a secret arrangement and that that's why the fentanyl
00:14:56.420 thing looks real this time because obviously cash Patel is aware that they've promised before and not
00:15:03.560 delivered right it's not like I know and cash doesn't know that they've made this promise before
00:15:11.640 so something's different or he wouldn't act this confident I feel so one of the good things about
00:15:19.520 having a good reputation for being smart like cash is that I don't automatically start with well you
00:15:26.700 must be an idiot and then reason from there I start with the assumption that he's well informed and
00:15:33.840 brilliant and then I reason from there if you start with him being well informed and brilliant and I
00:15:40.760 think that's fair there must be something that China offered that they've never offered before
00:15:46.820 so we'll see have you seen any of the new clips with Katie Couric remember her when she was on NBC
00:15:56.680 and she was sort of a credible you know one of the top hosts well she's sort of transformed into some
00:16:03.920 kind of a golem and she's just sort of an anti-Trump troll now and she even looks like she's turning into a troll
00:16:15.420 so I'm going to do my Katie Couric impression so oh my precious yeah so wouldn't you agree that
00:16:29.740 Donald Trump has stolen our democracy uh no but wouldn't you agree he's an authoritarian
00:16:38.000 no not really but wouldn't you agree he's probably murdered children probably right right so it all just
00:16:48.720 looks sort of weird and troll like so she made the mistake of inviting uh John Fetterman on
00:16:57.580 whatever that podcast is that she's doing whatever it's called whatever the fuck wow um and she asked
00:17:06.900 Fetterman uh repeatedly she tried to get him to say that Trump was a fascist like I need that I need that
00:17:15.920 clip for my show call him a fascist Fetterman would not take the bait and he said a quote
00:17:22.780 I think at this point right now we're not in an autocracy we're in a democracy oh well I'm so sad now
00:17:32.600 I'm a sad troll I like to hear that it's an autocracy don't say it's a democracy that makes me sad
00:17:39.400 make me happy but then Couric said but would you concede that some of the things that he is doing
00:17:47.900 talking about Trump are clearly anti-democratic and also are potentially even unconstitutional
00:17:55.400 um and Fetterman said we happen to have a different view of these things
00:18:01.480 I don't call people fascists or Nazis or compare people to Hitler
00:18:05.380 boom boom do you know what that's called that's what we call the high ground maneuver
00:18:14.500 oh there's a name for it there's a name for it and if you can pull off a high ground maneuver
00:18:21.160 in any context you know work or politics or your private life if you can do this what he just did
00:18:29.180 you're going to win almost everything because the the high ground approach is unassailable by
00:18:37.480 definition it's the one that you can't get higher than it's the high ground so what would be a higher
00:18:43.360 high ground than uh refusing to debate whether someone is Hitler that's pretty good and and he he's
00:18:52.460 inclusive he goes I don't call people fascists Nazis or compare people to Hitler now in a sense what he
00:18:59.040 did was he compared himself to Katie Couric he didn't compare Trump to Hitler but he did compare
00:19:07.840 Katie Couric to some kind of weird troll who would compare other people to Hitler
00:19:11.460 so so that happened so Fetterman for the win it's weird that Fetterman walks into that conversation
00:19:21.600 as the one that we should be mocking as looking like uh I know Shrek or something but but he's done
00:19:29.680 such a good job of redeeming himself that to me he doesn't look like Shrek anymore like that just
00:19:35.820 went away now I just see a guy who looks like it looks like he's trying to help it looks like he's just
00:19:44.200 trying to make the country better so again I'm no idiot I know that he's not who I want from my next
00:19:51.300 president I know you know his policies would not match up with what my first choices would be
00:19:57.580 but that doesn't take away from him the skill that he brings to the game so there are some people I talk
00:20:05.100 about because of their skill level and other people I talk about because I like their policies
00:20:09.320 so he's he's a skill level guy I'm not going to say he doesn't have skill I refuse to act as if
00:20:16.340 one of the most skilled people in the game is not there so I'm going to talk about him all right
00:20:24.300 uh apparently I didn't know about this but the Trump administration is cracking down on oh by the
00:20:31.540 way we'll get to the obscene stuff don't worry we'll get to it um Trump administration is cracking
00:20:37.600 down on tunnels I guess uh there are quite a few tunnels under the border uh no surprise uh but
00:20:46.300 what I didn't know this is new is that there's uh some technology referred to as the persistent
00:20:52.000 surveillance and detection system the PDS persistent surveillance mean persistent meaning it's just always
00:20:59.560 on um and apparently there's a way to upgrade it so we have some cool technology for identifying
00:21:06.660 tunnels that's kind of cool I didn't know how much we already had but apparently we're in good shape
00:21:13.180 on tunnels uh technology wise but we're going to do even more um Joe Rogan just had a show his guest
00:21:23.780 was uh Jeff Dye comedian Jeff Dye and uh I thought Rogan had one of the best um observations or insights
00:21:32.220 that I've seen in a long time so just sort of just sort of revel in how smart this is and part of the
00:21:40.500 reason I I present it this way is that part of the magic and skill of Joe Rogan is not making you know
00:21:50.520 how much smarter he is than you because it would be off-putting if if you just knew how much smarter he
00:21:57.960 was he's really smart but he you know he lives uh what I call the you know the every man life plus
00:22:06.200 you know he's like the every man with lots better toys and better cars and stuff uh but that's part
00:22:12.560 of his magic that he never leaves that frame he's just the guy you want to hang out with he also is
00:22:19.180 super smart and it comes out in little ways that you're not expecting here's here's the example
00:22:24.260 so he talked about I think I'm I'm going to paraphrase this but I hope I'm doing it right
00:22:30.480 and his idea was that in order for uh Obama and his his crowd to sort of divert from the the uh Russia
00:22:42.180 Russia gate hoax which they were behind that the fine people hoax was actually the hoax to divert you
00:22:49.960 from the other hoax and I never really thought about it that way but that does kind of fit doesn't
00:22:56.880 it that the fine people hoax was the hoax to get you off the other hoax and that their entire structure
00:23:03.120 is you know hoax to hoax to hoax and that uh and more importantly Joe believes that there's no way that
00:23:12.560 Obama was unaware that it was a hoax would you agree with that there's no way that Obama thought
00:23:21.360 that was true he absolutely knew he was spreading the hoax why else would you do it I mean you do it
00:23:27.860 to win but it also is the perfect distraction so what do you think when you when you think about the
00:23:34.580 fact that Obama personally was probably behind the Russia gate thing and then personally pushed the
00:23:44.160 uh fine people hoax to help cover up the other hoax that is some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my
00:23:51.460 life because that wasn't just about him and Trump which would be bad enough that was about us
00:23:59.380 when I say us I mean my audience right now and all the people who were potentially Trump supporters
00:24:06.960 that was about us he threw us under the bus right you can't just say that the guy you support is a
00:24:16.320 Nazi without that automatically painting every single person who supports him so we had to live with that
00:24:22.960 we had to live painted as a bunch of neo-Nazi supporters and and we had to like wake up in the
00:24:30.820 morning and know that he had just told half the country that we were neo-Nazi supporters and the
00:24:39.180 more prominent you were as a pro-Trump-er people like me the more sure the people were that you you were
00:24:46.560 a neo-Nazi because of the hoax um it really is one of the worst things I've ever seen that didn't
00:24:52.920 directly involve violence I mean I think it inspired violence you know you never know that
00:24:57.920 for sure but it looks like it did but am I wrong that the if you add the two hoaxes together
00:25:05.460 they're unambiguously worse than anything I've ever seen in politics just anything yeah I mean
00:25:12.560 I'm not talking about world war ii atrocities and stuff we're not comparing that stuff but just in the
00:25:18.060 political realm you know minus gross over violence that's the worst thing I've heard I suppose yeah
00:25:27.440 I suppose all right let's be fair let's be fair about this it's not worse than slavery
00:25:34.200 it's not worse than Jim Crow so let me let me be a little more commonsensical about it it's not worse
00:25:42.940 than those things but for the ordinary politics it's worse it's just worse than anything I've seen
00:25:48.680 just unbelievably despicable all right here's another fun story Eric Swalwell who happens to be
00:25:55.480 my representative I believe um does not have a California address
00:26:00.620 now I don't know that that's true so I would wait for a confirmation that the you know the fact
00:26:08.540 checkers are agreeing with us but according to the gateway pundit Joel Gilbert uh nobody nobody has
00:26:15.920 yet found an address for him in California but they do have an address I guess he claims
00:26:21.280 but at that address some other family has lived there for years
00:26:25.180 um so it looks like he only has a home in Washington DC or somewhere around there and that
00:26:32.800 he would not actually even be qualified allegedly even to be in office how many of you think that's
00:26:41.580 true uh this one's uh I think I'd wait on this one because the story is based on we can't find
00:26:49.420 something what they can't find is a valid address for him in California but is that is that a solid
00:26:58.860 argument we can't find it I I wouldn't automatically believe a story that's based on I can't find it
00:27:06.720 because somebody might find it but we can wait and see if he claims he has an address if he claims he
00:27:13.840 has a valid address we can just check the address if you want I can go over and look because uh
00:27:18.780 apparently he claims he lives in Livermore which is walking distance in that direction I I can literally
00:27:25.460 walk the Livermore I wouldn't right now but I could uh so I could I could go knock on his door
00:27:31.920 I'm not going to do that of course but anyway um let's talk about the new dust up with the Epstein
00:27:40.640 files this feels like Groundhog Day doesn't it every time Epstein files comes up all right so the basic
00:27:47.320 ideas everybody knows who Epstein is you all know that Trump doesn't want the files released
00:27:53.680 um which makes him look guilty of something um Republicans apparently are trying to back the
00:28:02.700 president on that and not release him but Democrats want it all released and uh they got enough votes
00:28:10.480 in the house with a few crossovers that would not surprise you so we got Marjorie Taylor Greene voting for
00:28:18.780 uh disclosure I believe uh Boebert voting for disclosure and does anybody feel like arguing with
00:28:27.480 either one of those if Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene say you know I've lived a certain life I don't
00:28:34.980 have to get into the details right I I've experienced a certain life you need to make this transparent
00:28:41.340 you know what I'm talking about right I feel like those two have every right to ask for maximum
00:28:48.500 transparency no matter who the victim is or or no matter who gets hurt I I think they deserve
00:28:55.080 I think they deserve maximum transparency now Thomas Massey also wants the maximum transparency so he's part of
00:29:03.560 that and and he's got his own drama with Trump Trump wants to primary him uh not just for this but
00:29:10.660 for you know not voting uh for for the same side as much as he should according to Trump so that's the
00:29:19.060 setup the setup is it's it's uh it's getting some Republicans to be mad at other Republicans if if you find
00:29:27.720 a way to be mad at Boebert or MTG over this you should check your work you have to you have to let
00:29:35.560 them just experience this and act on it the way they feel best you just stay out of it they have they
00:29:44.100 have the right to go hard on us and they are um but there are all kinds of twists and turns so what's new is I
00:29:54.620 I guess I found some new emails that uh include a journalist who's an anti-Trump
00:30:01.480 well-known anti-Trump journalist uh Wolf is his name w-o-l-f-f so Michael Wolf um and he's written
00:30:11.880 anti-Trump books and he's been on TV doing anti-Trump um interviews for years and years and years
00:30:19.100 and then there's allegedly um something from one of the victims which we believe is Virginia
00:30:28.000 Guilfray who allegedly according to one of the emails spent uh hours with Trump now let's look
00:30:36.560 at some of these accusations individually how credible are they how credible are the are the
00:30:43.520 accusations if they involve Epstein this journalist Wolf and then one of the victims Virginia Guilfray
00:30:52.660 who is not only deceased tragically but also was famous for having accused um um what's the name
00:31:03.980 yeah she she's made an accusation of Dershowitz that she later completely reversed and said oh I just
00:31:13.040 had had you confused with somebody now I of course will never know what is true or what is false of
00:31:20.280 any of the Epstein stuff but what we can say if somebody is known and admits that they once made an
00:31:28.760 accusation that they later completely reversed wouldn't it be fair to say that person has no
00:31:35.000 credibility even if it's true they don't have credibility because they've told the story and
00:31:41.180 they've reversed it once so you can't trust that person so you've got one person who sadly is you know
00:31:48.420 a victim of course so she's a victim first but there's no reason to believe anything that she said
00:31:55.700 about anything and I guess the accusation is that one of the victims which we believe is this
00:32:02.300 Virginia but we don't know for sure uh may have spent a few hours with Trump what does that mean
00:32:08.320 what does it mean that they spent a few hours together there's no accusation that they were doing
00:32:14.640 anything naughty and indeed she has said in public before she passed she said that he never did anything
00:32:21.620 that Trump was never even accused by her of doing anything inappropriate
00:32:26.700 so what would it mean that they spend several hours together well I don't know the answer to the
00:32:33.260 question but one of the ways that these hoaxes get created is if the audience can't understand what
00:32:40.240 other explanation there would be so when you hear well Trump might have spent hours with this
00:32:46.420 you know underage female in some context where does your brain automatically go it automatically
00:32:54.400 goes to the worst case scenario flyers back but and that's how the hoaxes work if you can't even
00:33:04.220 imagine what would be another reason that those two would spend time together so I'm just going to give
00:33:09.980 you an easy obvious alternative explanation doesn't mean it's true I'm just demonstrating that it would
00:33:19.800 be easy to imagine something that would be hard to imagine once you hear it once yeah I'm going to tell
00:33:26.300 you what it is you'll just always be able to imagine it all right uh Epstein had a private plane we know
00:33:34.360 that people like Trump and other people sometimes took his private plane uh to go where they were
00:33:40.940 going to go anyway so it's just sort of a convenience something rich people do hey take my plane it is not
00:33:48.420 uncommon and I know this from actual experience that if you're going to take somebody's private plane
00:33:54.320 somewhere often there's someone else who needs to go there at the same time and somebody will say
00:34:01.420 oh do you mind uh if somebody else is on the plane this is literally something that happened to me
00:34:07.620 do you mind if somebody else is on the plane of course not it's not even my plane of course what
00:34:12.880 would happen if Trump said can I take your plane you know mine's mine's being serviced do you mind if I
00:34:19.860 take your plane to New Jersey imagine Epstein says yes and then an hour later Virginia Guilfrey comes and
00:34:27.640 says um I need to like visit my sister in New York or something can I take the plane and then Epstein
00:34:35.940 would say oh yeah um Trump's going to be taking the plane to New Jersey uh we'll just pick an airport
00:34:43.660 that's right for both of you and you can take the plane now imagine that both of them are on the private
00:34:48.960 plane and uh Trump's just minding his own business or who he's with whoever he's with and she's just
00:34:56.160 another passenger on the plane and it's a several hour plane trip would they talk probably would it
00:35:05.540 be a scandal if he chatted with somebody else who happened to be on the plane for completely innocent
00:35:11.720 reasons or just going to the same ish destination there would be no problem with that at all he would
00:35:18.500 just be friendly like he always is and just talking to who's on the plane now I'm not I'm not claiming that
00:35:25.440 that's what happened but can't you so easily imagine that they would spend time together that
00:35:32.520 neither of them planned to do because they were just sort of in that little universe and maybe
00:35:37.440 the plane was a convenience etc so the first thing you need to know is that if you're missing all the
00:35:43.480 details of who the person is and why they spend time and what they were doing together it's not really
00:35:49.540 a story the most basic things you would need to know to know if there's a problem are missing from
00:35:56.740 the story is he accused of doing anything no was there a perfectly good alternative reason for why
00:36:04.520 they were talking probably all right the other thing let's see what else is the new accusation
00:36:11.000 uh oh i guess somewhere michael wolf uh suggested to epstein that they blackmail trump
00:36:20.320 so if you wondered is wolf a dependable nice guy he's literally in writing suggested that epstein use
00:36:29.880 leverage against trump based on i don't know something that trump knew or did and then there's an
00:36:37.740 accusation that trump knew about some some bad behavior but the bad behavior that he allegedly knew
00:36:45.880 about is not specified so what are we talking about so there was something about women so we know the
00:36:54.600 domain has something about women which might mean underage and apparently trump was complaining about
00:37:01.820 something that epstein was doing with with females and they were going to try to use that against him
00:37:09.320 somehow now what exactly is the crime there it depends how much he knew right it also makes me wonder
00:37:19.680 where does your responsibility begin if you heard a rumor but you don't know for sure
00:37:27.820 have you ever thought about that have you i remember once many years ago there was somebody i worked with
00:37:35.320 who started suspecting their own husband of being a serial killer like actually a literal one and a
00:37:45.340 specific one who had killed some children and she actually had some suspicion based on some items that
00:37:53.540 she found in a house or something that he was the one who had killed the children now what was her
00:37:59.080 responsibility it's her husband and she has no proof but she has sort of these suggestive little things
00:38:08.120 that make her think huh i can't really rule out that my husband might be the serial killer
00:38:14.000 now is it her responsibility to turn in her husband because there because he might be he might be a serial
00:38:21.660 killer i don't know now let's take that same thinking to trump suppose people had said to trump
00:38:30.260 and i'm sure there were whispers you know you better watch out for this guy he likes him too young
00:38:36.820 well what's that mean does that mean he's having sex with him too young or that he's just spending too
00:38:43.880 much time with people who are too young or that he's trafficking them suppose you didn't know what
00:38:49.240 that meant but somebody had told you somebody credible had told you you know you watch out for
00:38:55.100 that guy there's something in that domain we don't know the specifics but he's doing something in that
00:39:01.660 domain that you want to stay away from let's say that's all trump knew would he have a responsibility
00:39:10.180 to do what turn him into authorities or should he just ban him from his own operation which apparently
00:39:17.900 he did uh so that's not his problem what do you think so that's a real question because i don't think
00:39:28.320 there's any sort of standard for when you have enough suspicion to publicly blame somebody of being a
00:39:36.640 pedophile like that's got to be right at the top of the list of you better have some real good proof
00:39:44.140 before you that comes out of your mouth
00:39:45.820 if i seem parched just because one of my meds makes me dehydrated
00:39:56.260 anyway so if you look at the things that trump is being accused of with these new emails they're
00:40:05.260 sort of a lot of nothing but the democrats can make it sound like something
00:40:11.440 and it does make you wonder is it a coincidence that this pops up right around the time that trump
00:40:18.500 seems to have this victory with opening the government and things seem to be going his way
00:40:23.400 and then oh suddenly suddenly there's baseless accusations and hoaxes again surprise all right
00:40:32.800 um so i would say if you didn't know that michael wolf is an anti-trumper who is in favor of
00:40:41.160 blackmail according to the emails and hung around with jeffrey epstein shouldn't that be enough
00:40:47.220 to not trust him uh and the other person who would know enough has passed away so
00:40:56.140 um and uh byron york had a similar observation he said on x perhaps the most interesting news and of
00:41:05.220 the epstein releases today is that anti-trump author michael wolf was an epstein advisor and
00:41:12.280 strategist so as as much as michael wolf might want to use this situation to shmear
00:41:20.160 uh trump reputationally how do you how do you get past being epstein's advisor and strategist
00:41:29.420 how do you explain that away how do you put that on your wikipedia page i don't know i feel like
00:41:38.860 i feel like a wolf is not going to come out of this very well all right so i would uh i'm going to
00:41:45.960 frame this i'm going to reframe this okay i would say that the new information uh the new emails do not
00:41:54.460 have legal weight in other words they there's nothing there that would trigger any kind of a
00:42:00.600 legal process they do not have legal weight what they do have is gossip weight meaning that they
00:42:08.140 will trigger gossip and they will trigger hoaxes and they will trigger false beliefs and everything else
00:42:13.960 so this is a gossip level story it's not a it's not a department of justice level story
00:42:21.620 this is gossip level and once you realize it's gossip level and you realize that the timing is
00:42:28.440 kind of convenient you know takes a little the glow off of trump's recent successes
00:42:34.280 now you can sort of see it in its proper context um i don't know if you noticed that the story seemed
00:42:42.360 to have been ignored by the right-leaning media this morning so i you know when i first turned on
00:42:49.180 the news i saw cnn and they were talking about epstein i thought oh my goodness there's another
00:42:56.320 epstein thing so since i prefer my news from other sources although i i like sampling cnn they're doing
00:43:03.860 a better job lately uh i jump over to fox news because i'm thinking well obviously you know they're
00:43:12.080 going to have to cover this as a big story and it wasn't yeah i'm sure they talked about it before and
00:43:17.060 after but did anybody notice that the bubbles formed and i would think that a whole lot of pro-trump
00:43:26.980 people realized that if they had given this um actual weight or credibility that trump would come after them
00:43:35.900 so hard it would be a big mistake so it could be that we're seeing a signal that trump has now so much
00:43:46.400 influence over the the right-leaning media that they completely stayed away from the the ticking time
00:43:53.020 bomb of another epstein story and by the way it doesn't seem like it's higher than gossip level
00:44:00.980 so you know you you can understand why they would de-emphasize something that's only gossip level
00:44:07.360 but the left will be all over it thomas massey is all over it you can see why thomas massey and trump
00:44:16.720 will probably not become friends anytime soon can you imagine being trump and then seeing a guy
00:44:24.380 pushing this like i say it's a completely different story when bober and mtg push a story about a you
00:44:33.540 know a male potential abuser accused abuser convicted abuser um they have every right like they have every
00:44:43.260 ethical moral right but uh i don't know what uh what massey and trump are going to do in the future
00:44:50.380 all right apparently trump would have to sign the bill this is the funny part don't we assume that
00:44:58.760 no matter what happens we're not going to see the files because the senate would have to agree
00:45:03.960 i don't know if that's possible and then trump would have to sign it uh because they don't have
00:45:10.940 enough votes to overcome a you know presidential veto so as long as you know for sure that trump's going
00:45:18.600 veto it and you know for sure they don't have votes to get past the veto i don't think right am i wrong
00:45:24.640 about that oh i could be wrong about that huh there's some possibility that the republicans will
00:45:30.460 just say all right screw it we can't deal with this every day for the rest of our lives we're just
00:45:36.220 going to overcome the veto and let's just see what's there now the real question is why would trump
00:45:42.660 want you not to see these files that's the thing we most want to know right and unfortunately there
00:45:49.420 are too many reasons that it could be so what are the reasons one one is that you know there's
00:45:55.180 something bad in there about him that's the obvious one um but what if the only bad part is that he knew
00:46:02.320 more than um you knew he knew about what epstein was up to how much would that bother you let's say he
00:46:10.900 knew more than you knew he knew but he still didn't know like he didn't have any he didn't witness
00:46:17.120 anything he didn't have any perfect source that he knew was true it's just he just sort of knew
00:46:23.640 because if you're smart and you're worldly and you're around things you sort of know
00:46:28.080 right so it might be that he just doesn't want people to know that
00:46:32.900 uh a reasonable person could have deduced that there's a bigger problem than maybe it was obvious
00:46:41.040 on the surface um could it be that the it's some kind of intel connection thing and there's some
00:46:49.740 intel agency that doesn't want this to come out so trump might be just uh supporting his cia or maybe
00:46:57.060 there's maybe they blackmail them too uh could be some foreign intel could be protecting some
00:47:03.540 foreign leaders could be protecting great britain you know if prince andrew has been you know named as
00:47:10.800 one of the perps maybe there's more to know about that maybe great britain said here's the deal
00:47:17.420 we will die on this hill there's no reason to believe they said this but could you imagine the
00:47:24.480 conversation that uh let's say the royal family or great britain would have with trump privately
00:47:30.200 privately uh if they knew there was more to come out let's say with prince andrew in particular
00:47:36.960 would they possibly say look we will give you anything to not let this out you tell us what you
00:47:45.400 need you want a better tariff you got it yeah you want us to fund more of ukraine so you don't have
00:47:52.540 to you got it just do not let this come out is that possible maybe i mean trump's a deal maker
00:48:00.400 if you handed him the leverage to win a bunch of negotiations with great britain you know you're
00:48:08.660 gonna you're gonna ask about israel right but so in your own mind you could throw that in there if you
00:48:13.580 want so it could be that trump knows that if he doesn't give away the secrets then he gets to use
00:48:20.900 him as his own leverage which might be and again this is just speculation i'm just showing you that
00:48:26.940 there's a wide range of what could be behind all this some of it's good some of it's bad we may never
00:48:35.400 know but trump would definitely have an advantage if he was the only one who knew or the only politician
00:48:42.020 who knew what the real situation was and who was involved
00:48:47.060 all right um let's see what else
00:48:52.420 now now this is fun let's see how many of you think this is a complete coincidence
00:49:00.260 so does this have anything to do with epstein the the next thing i'm going to talk about
00:49:05.520 does it have anything to do with epstein or is this just total coincidence trump has written a
00:49:11.660 letter to the israeli president asking him to pardon netanyahu from what he thinks is a law fair kind of
00:49:19.520 unjustified prosecution which has been going on for years uh washington examiner's writing about this
00:49:26.000 emily hallis um and it was a long well-written letter in which trump made his argument of why they
00:49:35.400 were you know treating netanyahu unfairly and a big part of the argument is that trump and netanyahu
00:49:41.280 are such a good team that they could accomplish unprecedented things but not if not if netanyahu is
00:49:48.180 in jail so a pardon would be a good thing for us allegedly
00:49:53.700 but certainly you would see this as trump doing a favor wouldn't you it looks like trump doing a favor
00:50:05.140 for netanyahu now he doesn't do favors just to do favors well that's not true sometimes he does he did
00:50:11.180 favors to me just just to do a favor um so there's some reason he's doing it now and it could be that
00:50:20.480 the reason is it's just the right time to do it because you know gaza is moving forward in a productive
00:50:26.740 way things worked out uh netanyahu's reputation probably isn't going to get better this would
00:50:33.260 be a good time to good time to strike but then i i was curious what exactly is he being accused of
00:50:39.700 and i'm still not entirely sure but apparently there were two hundred thousand dollars worth of
00:50:46.000 what they call extravagant gifts that he accepted while in office netanyahu did
00:50:51.480 extravagant extravagant gifts now when trump talked about the extravagant gifts
00:50:57.760 he was minimizing it and he said uh you were talking about uh champagne and cigars
00:51:04.440 and and trump was acting like you know come on it they're basically just quality champagne and cigars
00:51:12.440 and stuff like that and we're not talking about giving somebody a pile of cash
00:51:17.360 now that is very different you know what you would do for a pile of cash
00:51:23.120 would be completely different than what you do for a little extra good
00:51:27.980 champagne
00:51:29.220 so the first thing i'd like to know to understand this topic
00:51:34.680 is netanyahu really being accused of real crimes
00:51:38.300 are these real crimes and and even if it's a real crime
00:51:43.040 let's say he took let's say he took uh i don't know some champagne
00:51:48.820 let's say he accepted some of the best cigars in the world
00:51:52.620 do you really care
00:51:54.660 do you really care i mean that's what trump asked
00:51:58.240 do you care i mean i i get how it would be technically illegal but who cares
00:52:03.620 now if if they gave him a luxury car
00:52:07.320 well yeah i get that you know you should care about that and find out if there was anything
00:52:13.020 they gave in return i haven't heard the accusation of that
00:52:17.020 but uh we're flying a little bit blind here in the u.s because we don't know
00:52:22.120 if the accusations are are uh credible or not
00:52:25.800 but the real question is is it a coincidence
00:52:29.280 that the epstein stuff popped up the same time as the
00:52:34.660 israel stuff probably is probably is a coincidence
00:52:38.280 all right here's another persuasion lesson
00:52:41.740 uh mom donnie the new mayor of uh new york city
00:52:47.240 he says that he does plan if he can do it he wants to speak to president trump
00:52:52.240 and he says uh calling his relationship with trump
00:52:55.680 quote critical to the success of the city
00:52:58.760 uh oan is reporting on this lake wolf different wolf
00:53:04.600 a lot of wolves in the news today anyway um
00:53:08.900 so he does so mom donnie plans to speak with trump
00:53:12.260 and the way he worded it was quote
00:53:16.360 if president trump wants to speak about lowering the cost of living
00:53:19.960 or delivering cheaper groceries like he ran on in 2024
00:53:23.640 i'm there to have that conversation mom donnie stated
00:53:27.640 now do you ever hear republicans use that phrase
00:53:32.280 i'm here to have that conversation
00:53:34.560 remember what i said about fight fight fight
00:53:37.560 if what you're affirming is fight you get a fight
00:53:41.580 if what you're affirming is health you get health
00:53:44.680 if what you're affirming is greatness you get greatness
00:53:47.440 but he's affirming a conversation
00:53:50.940 like why why would you affirm a conversation
00:53:55.200 it's like the lowest level of accomplishment
00:53:58.260 i'll tell you
00:53:59.660 i worked all year on this and i got myself a conversation
00:54:03.780 i know i know a lot of people would never be able to have a conversation
00:54:09.260 but i got myself a conversation
00:54:11.800 carl
00:54:12.900 carl just won't leave me alone this morning
00:54:16.580 uh so never use the word conversation
00:54:21.600 if you're trying to be a person who gets stuff done
00:54:24.460 he started really well
00:54:26.080 which is mom donnie's secret sauce
00:54:28.760 that he's a good communicator
00:54:30.420 so he started out by talking about
00:54:32.260 lowering the cost of living delivering cheaper groceries
00:54:34.760 and pointing out that trump had asked about those same things
00:54:38.320 but then he he falls into democrat talk
00:54:41.840 which is we have to have a conversation about this
00:54:44.860 that's a nothing
00:54:46.680 that's a nothing
00:54:48.720 so we'll see
00:54:51.240 good luck mom dummy
00:54:52.640 i'm sure that'll be a great conversation with trump
00:54:54.680 um
00:54:56.600 i saw this story today
00:54:59.080 from the history of behavioral sciences
00:55:01.460 so you all know
00:55:03.960 what cognitive dissonance is right
00:55:06.280 so cognitive dissonance
00:55:08.220 most
00:55:08.880 you know
00:55:09.800 totally well
00:55:11.060 documented psychological phenomenon
00:55:13.640 and it happens when somebody
00:55:15.620 is in a situation
00:55:17.500 where they do something
00:55:18.600 that's sort of counter to who they know they are
00:55:21.800 and if you do something
00:55:24.240 that's opposite of who you are
00:55:25.600 let's say you're a nice person
00:55:26.880 but you do something cruel
00:55:28.020 you don't say to yourself
00:55:30.100 oh i guess i was wrong
00:55:31.300 i guess i'm cruel
00:55:32.140 cognitive dissonance
00:55:34.420 would cause you to redefine that situation
00:55:36.780 in some way that's good for you
00:55:38.160 so that you don't
00:55:39.520 your ego is not damaged
00:55:41.140 so you'd imagine
00:55:42.380 oh that's not
00:55:43.180 that's not what's happening
00:55:44.260 it's really complicated
00:55:45.240 so cognitive dissonance is when you
00:55:47.840 concoct
00:55:49.240 or your brain sort of automatically concocts
00:55:51.940 a story that makes you look good
00:55:54.280 even if the reality is
00:55:56.300 you shouldn't look good in this story
00:55:57.540 but here's the background
00:55:59.960 apparently there was a
00:56:01.220 that the whole concept
00:56:03.260 of cognitive dissonance
00:56:04.860 was brought about
00:56:06.520 because there was this cult
00:56:07.800 so years ago
00:56:08.960 there was this cult
00:56:10.600 and i guess they said that
00:56:12.280 the world was going to end at a certain time
00:56:14.460 and it didn't
00:56:15.240 1954
00:56:16.000 there was no apocalyptic flood
00:56:18.660 so
00:56:19.760 there was a book written
00:56:21.640 that suggested
00:56:22.900 that
00:56:24.320 once they saw that
00:56:25.760 all of their predictions were wrong
00:56:27.760 instead of saying
00:56:29.160 oh i guess we don't know
00:56:30.180 what we're talking about
00:56:30.920 we're all wrong
00:56:31.740 that they came up with
00:56:33.440 completely weird
00:56:35.720 cognitive dissonance
00:56:36.960 explanations
00:56:37.700 for why there wasn't
00:56:39.240 a big flood
00:56:39.880 that killed everything
00:56:40.540 and that that became
00:56:42.400 like the trigger
00:56:43.240 for understanding that
00:56:44.980 cognitive dissonance
00:56:46.520 is a real thing
00:56:47.220 and today i found out
00:56:49.360 that the book
00:56:50.780 was apparently a fraud
00:56:52.380 and that the cult existed
00:56:55.520 but when they found out
00:56:57.300 that their prediction
00:56:58.200 didn't work
00:56:59.000 they did what normal people
00:57:00.900 would do
00:57:01.260 and say
00:57:01.620 oh okay
00:57:02.280 let's do something else
00:57:03.300 that didn't work
00:57:04.580 apparently we can't predict
00:57:06.940 the future
00:57:07.400 so they were actually
00:57:09.420 the opposite of cognitive dissonance
00:57:11.040 they took the new information
00:57:13.420 oh i guess our prediction
00:57:15.380 was wrong
00:57:15.920 and then they just
00:57:17.320 built a world view
00:57:18.640 that was based on reality
00:57:20.760 that they can't predict things
00:57:22.620 however
00:57:23.960 for apparently years
00:57:26.760 people believed that
00:57:28.460 that cult was the best example
00:57:30.220 of this new thing
00:57:31.760 called cognitive dissonance
00:57:33.160 and so it became a well-known
00:57:35.240 psychological phenomenon
00:57:36.960 which is real
00:57:38.520 cognitive dissonance is real
00:57:41.040 but what's funny about it
00:57:42.580 is that the way we
00:57:44.420 you know
00:57:44.960 learned about it
00:57:45.800 and understood it
00:57:46.480 was fraudulent
00:57:48.000 anyway
00:57:49.660 according to reuters
00:57:51.660 the u.s. army
00:57:52.360 is going to buy
00:57:52.840 a million drones
00:57:53.840 i've told you
00:57:55.980 so many times
00:57:56.900 that the future of warfare
00:57:58.180 is who can get
00:57:59.240 the most and best drones
00:58:00.720 so if we can't
00:58:02.680 get ourselves
00:58:03.240 a million drones
00:58:04.260 mostly i think
00:58:06.020 that we'd make ourselves
00:58:07.020 we're not going to be
00:58:09.680 dominant in any way
00:58:10.860 militarily
00:58:11.620 and a million
00:58:12.940 might not be enough
00:58:13.800 like the number of drones
00:58:15.840 that's the right number
00:58:17.840 i don't know
00:58:19.960 because we just have to be
00:58:21.540 way more than anybody else
00:58:23.160 so if it turns out
00:58:24.740 that china
00:58:25.240 figures out
00:58:26.320 how to make
00:58:26.680 10 million drones a year
00:58:27.960 even if they don't use them
00:58:29.640 we're going to have to figure out
00:58:31.440 how to make
00:58:31.800 20 million drones a year
00:58:33.260 so we're in the
00:58:35.280 drone making
00:58:36.080 contest
00:58:37.600 situation
00:58:38.480 so we'll see
00:58:41.780 and then
00:58:43.260 allegedly
00:58:43.840 and i don't believe
00:58:44.720 this either
00:58:45.260 that russia is signaling
00:58:46.740 some interest
00:58:48.020 in restarting
00:58:48.780 peace talks
00:58:49.440 do you believe that
00:58:50.640 the washington times
00:58:52.040 is reporting this
00:58:52.900 now i don't know
00:58:54.000 exactly how they know
00:58:55.120 if russia is serious
00:58:56.500 about in this
00:58:57.220 doesn't seem like
00:58:59.720 something that we
00:59:00.320 could know for sure
00:59:01.000 but it's possible
00:59:02.280 that since both sides
00:59:04.680 are just slamming
00:59:05.980 each other with drones
00:59:06.840 and missiles
00:59:07.440 then neither of them
00:59:09.000 wants to go through
00:59:09.600 the winter
00:59:10.060 so it could be
00:59:12.200 that
00:59:13.360 uh
00:59:13.740 putin is aware
00:59:15.160 that even if he is
00:59:16.380 winning
00:59:16.720 and a lot of smart
00:59:18.620 people say
00:59:19.140 oh russia is definitely
00:59:20.100 winning
00:59:20.440 it's a war of attrition
00:59:22.120 i feel like the war
00:59:24.040 of attrition is over
00:59:25.280 and that now we're in
00:59:27.040 the war of robots
00:59:28.440 it's almost like a
00:59:30.500 second war
00:59:31.120 so you could almost
00:59:33.520 argue that the ukrainians
00:59:34.760 lost the first war
00:59:36.020 so they lost the one
00:59:37.660 that depends on humans
00:59:39.100 you know dying less
00:59:40.680 than the other side
00:59:41.400 they just lost that
00:59:42.680 but
00:59:43.620 in the meantime
00:59:45.760 they had built up
00:59:47.220 a robot army
00:59:48.540 that they have not
00:59:49.560 lost
00:59:49.940 so
00:59:51.620 i think two things
00:59:53.500 can be true
00:59:54.120 that russia has the
00:59:56.940 you know big advantage
00:59:57.840 in human
00:59:59.180 human capital
01:00:01.100 that they're using up
01:00:02.260 at the same time
01:00:03.560 that it might not be
01:00:04.360 a human war anymore
01:00:05.300 it might be just a
01:00:06.120 robot war
01:00:06.620 that's what it looks
01:00:08.360 like
01:00:08.640 but i would not be
01:00:09.640 surprised
01:00:10.180 if both the
01:00:12.440 russians and the
01:00:13.560 ukrainians are a little
01:00:14.560 bit panicked
01:00:15.340 because
01:00:16.440 both of them are going
01:00:17.740 to turn the lights
01:00:18.480 off on the other
01:00:19.220 and winter is coming
01:00:20.840 and i don't know
01:00:23.060 if you can turn on
01:00:23.880 that many lights
01:00:24.760 somebody said that
01:00:26.480 ukrainian can
01:00:27.500 ukraine can
01:00:28.500 survive a power
01:00:30.780 advantage better
01:00:31.480 because they have
01:00:32.000 so many trees
01:00:32.920 and they can just
01:00:35.180 burn firewood
01:00:36.500 and have fireplaces
01:00:37.900 and stuff
01:00:38.360 i don't know
01:00:39.520 if that's enough
01:00:40.240 but it'd be better
01:00:42.000 than if you couldn't
01:00:43.780 so
01:00:44.160 so it's entirely
01:00:45.380 possible that
01:00:46.120 putin is a little
01:00:46.800 worried about getting
01:00:47.580 through the winter
01:00:48.180 because ukraine is
01:00:49.620 going to make it very
01:00:50.380 cold
01:00:50.900 for a lot of
01:00:52.340 russians
01:00:52.800 and he knows that
01:00:54.060 all right ladies
01:00:55.720 and gentlemen
01:00:56.120 that is all i had
01:00:58.300 to talk about today
01:00:59.260 i nailed it
01:01:00.640 it's exactly top
01:01:02.060 of the hour
01:01:02.500 how do i do it
01:01:04.120 and carl the fly
01:01:05.780 would like to thank
01:01:06.580 you for joining
01:01:07.520 him
01:01:07.800 he is my new
01:01:09.040 sidekick
01:01:09.580 i believe he'll be
01:01:10.500 dead by tomorrow
01:01:11.340 i'm not sure i'll be
01:01:13.580 alive tomorrow
01:01:14.200 but carl the fly
01:01:15.980 and i will be back
01:01:17.180 i'm going to say
01:01:18.820 some words privately
01:01:19.600 to
01:01:20.260 privately to my
01:01:23.100 beloved
01:01:23.560 members of
01:01:25.360 locals
01:01:25.720 and uh
01:01:27.320 you can say
01:01:27.880 hi to carl too
01:01:28.800 i'm sure he wants
01:01:30.020 to talk to you
01:01:31.240 free carl
01:01:34.980 free carl
01:01:36.600 free carl
01:01:37.440 the fly
01:01:37.900 oh my god carl
01:01:39.440 get off my forehead
01:01:40.800 ow
01:01:42.160 get off my head
01:01:43.660 carl
01:01:45.120 all right
01:01:47.660 i'm gonna have to
01:01:48.220 hire a staff
01:01:48.860 number just to
01:01:49.580 keep that fly
01:01:50.340 off my head
01:01:50.860 all right everybody
01:01:53.100 i'll see you
01:01:53.540 tomorrow
01:01:53.860 locals i'm
01:01:55.700 coming at you
01:01:56.300 privately
01:01:58.060 coming at you
01:02:00.520 harder than a
01:02:01.220 frenchman
01:02:01.820 i don't know
01:02:15.120 go
01:02:17.660 away
01:02:18.260 bye
01:02:18.740 i
01:02:19.960 we
01:02:21.500 go
01:02:23.460 we
01:02:24.660 away
01:02:25.500 that's
01:02:28.580 Thank you.
01:02:58.580 Thank you.
01:03:28.580 Thank you.
01:03:58.580 Thank you.