Episode 807 Scott Adams： Superbowl Commercial For The #BloombergBox
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Summary
In the old days, you would have to stand next to somebody who was much taller than you, and you would lose because of their height. But now you don t have to do that, because I have spent the last several weeks developing a new product I call the Bloomberg Box. The Bloomberg Box can be used in any situations in which you're debating a taller opponent. It's very easy to use, and it's good not to put the open side up.
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Hello, this is Scott Adams, and I'm here to tell you about an exciting new product.
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Do you find yourself sometimes debating people who are much taller than you?
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In the old days, you would have to just stand next to somebody who's much taller,
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and you would debate them, and you would lose because of the height.
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But you don't have to do that, because I have spent the last several weeks developing a new product I call the Bloomberg Box.
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The Bloomberg Box can be used in any of those situations in which you're debating a taller opponent.
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You simply take the Bloomberg Box, you simply take it, and you put it on the ground.
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And now your debating partner has no chance, really.
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You might be thinking to yourself, can I make my own Bloomberg Box?
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Because it looks like just a crate with possibly a photograph printed out and taped to the side of the box.
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I know it looks like that, but on the inside, there's very quality construction.
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Don't get a Bloomberg Box from some country that has terrible labor practices.
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So, I hope you all go out and get your Bloomberg Box.
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Never lose another debate to a taller opponent.