Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 936 Scott Adams： All the Funniest Stories and Good News Since This Morning

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00:00:08.340 And as the curtain falls on another wonderful day,

00:00:15.740 here in the simulation,

00:00:18.260 we gather together to consider all the funny

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00:00:30.880 Hey, hey everybody

00:00:37.940 it's good to see you

00:00:39.740 I just got a fresh tweet from

00:00:43.080 Connor Friedersdorf

00:00:45.280 from Connor Friedersdorf

00:00:47.980 who is a staff writer at The Atlantic

00:00:51.760 and the founding editor

00:00:53.840 of the best of journalism

00:00:56.700 so The Atlantic, as you know

00:00:59.660 is a Trump derangement syndrome publication

00:01:04.520 and so he was responding to my tweet

00:01:11.920 so here's my tweet

00:01:13.080 and then I'm going to read you his tweet

00:01:15.100 and I want you to see

00:01:17.020 if it makes any sense to you

00:01:20.260 because I've taught you to find cognitive

00:01:23.620 dissonance, right

00:01:24.520 and the tell for cognitive dissonance

00:01:29.820 at least the verbal tell

00:01:31.180 is that the person babbles nonsense

00:01:33.940 so if you see somebody

00:01:36.200 who should be able to put

00:01:37.440 a coherent sentence together

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00:01:43.060 but it's just nonsense

00:01:44.080 that's cognitive dissonance

00:01:46.060 so I'm going to read this to you

00:01:47.040 and you decide

00:01:47.880 what this says

00:01:50.240 alright so first

00:01:51.000 my tweet

00:01:52.040 that he responded to

00:01:53.160 I said pro tip

00:01:53.980 if you find yourself bleeding

00:01:56.020 bleating

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00:01:58.180 quote

00:01:58.960 but he literally said that

00:02:00.880 then you are demonstrating

00:02:02.700 that you don't understand

00:02:03.980 how words work

00:02:05.180 meaning requires context

00:02:07.500 it never matters

00:02:08.600 what someone literally says

00:02:10.820 it only matters

00:02:12.500 what they meant

00:02:13.120 which context

00:02:14.640 can help you discern

00:02:15.800 alright so my tweet says

00:02:17.640 all the people who are saying

00:02:19.240 but he literally said that

00:02:20.840 are just demonstrating

00:02:22.460 that they've never lived

00:02:23.680 in this world

00:02:24.440 because what somebody

00:02:26.240 literally says

00:02:27.200 never means anything

00:02:28.120 if I say

00:02:29.720 I think I want to kill

00:02:32.040 that newspaper delivery boy

00:02:34.160 which is probably

00:02:36.000 not a thing anymore

00:02:37.180 and never will be

00:02:37.980 but

00:02:38.800 but it doesn't mean

00:02:40.140 I want to kill him

00:02:40.820 right

00:02:41.040 because I don't

00:02:42.380 I don't say what

00:02:43.140 I literally mean

00:02:44.160 you have to look at

00:02:45.020 the whole context

00:02:45.780 so Conor Friedersdorf

00:02:49.080 looks at my

00:02:49.760 perfectly reasonable statement

00:02:51.900 that context

00:02:53.480 must be included

00:02:54.400 and you cannot just look

00:02:56.100 at the literal words

00:02:57.700 and here's what he says

00:02:59.400 see if this makes

00:03:00.540 any sense to you

00:03:01.380 what Trump meant was

00:03:03.840 I'm so smart

00:03:05.080 that any COVID treatment

00:03:06.240 that pops into my head

00:03:08.120 based on whatever

00:03:09.280 I just heard

00:03:10.160 is worth erring

00:03:11.220 to the nation

00:03:11.820 it rises to the level

00:03:13.500 of the tiny subset

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00:03:16.840 the White House

00:03:17.500 and then he says

00:03:18.800 the context

00:03:19.920 is hugely damning

00:03:21.220 what?

00:03:24.800 I don't even know

00:03:25.740 what it is

00:03:26.180 what?

00:03:27.960 what does this mean?

00:03:29.600 it rises to the level

00:03:30.780 of the tiny subset

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00:03:32.600 communicate from

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00:03:33.560 oh

00:03:34.300 so he's saying

00:03:34.960 that

00:03:35.300 it's important

00:03:37.620 okay

00:03:38.560 so I see his point

00:03:39.720 that the president

00:03:41.160 shouldn't have maybe

00:03:42.040 been in this topic

00:03:43.720 but does that have

00:03:45.380 anything to do

00:03:46.180 with my tweet?

00:03:47.240 they're completely

00:03:48.100 unrelated

00:03:48.680 it's just like babble

00:03:49.920 on some other topic

00:03:51.860 anyway

00:03:52.120 so all day long

00:03:53.580 I've been seeing

00:03:54.580 people triggered

00:03:55.460 into cognitive dissonance

00:03:57.100 and just going

00:03:58.120 into babble mode

00:03:59.380 or full insult mode

00:04:00.760 and I feel like

00:04:04.700 on some level

00:04:05.580 this is just a replay

00:04:08.200 of the fine people

00:04:09.700 hoax situation

00:04:10.880 in which there's

00:04:12.220 you just have to

00:04:13.360 look at the transcript

00:04:14.220 you just have to

00:04:15.040 look at the context

00:04:15.920 it's obvious

00:04:16.820 but

00:04:18.040 we will never

00:04:19.400 be able to agree

00:04:20.300 Rob O'Neill

00:04:24.180 you probably know him

00:04:25.160 as the guy

00:04:25.940 who killed

00:04:26.700 Osama bin Laden

00:04:28.660 he

00:04:29.900 he's fun to follow

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00:04:32.420 and he tweeted

00:04:33.220 today that

00:04:34.000 Kim Jong-un

00:04:35.040 is dead

00:04:35.560 now

00:04:37.500 I don't know

00:04:38.100 maybe he has

00:04:38.520 better sources

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00:04:39.840 he did

00:04:40.300 after all

00:04:40.900 kill bin Laden

00:04:42.520 but when he tweeted

00:04:43.360 that Kim Jong-un

00:04:44.100 is dead

00:04:44.460 I tweeted back

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00:04:46.160 did you do it

00:04:47.920 because

00:04:49.500 if you did

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00:04:51.280 I mean

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00:04:55.920 I mean

00:04:56.340 really

00:04:56.920 Rob

00:04:57.940 let somebody

00:04:59.180 else have one

00:04:59.820 here's one

00:05:02.280 of the funniest

00:05:02.860 stories

00:05:03.560 you know

00:05:05.520 how

00:05:05.780 every time

00:05:06.580 Trump

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00:05:25.200 that they've

00:05:25.780 targeted

00:05:26.320 Michael Caputo

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00:05:43.200 been probably

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00:06:00.020 a pretty

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00:06:07.780 I guess

00:06:08.140 that's a CNN

00:06:08.900 investigative group

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00:06:13.580 to find all

00:06:14.200 the bad

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00:06:15.100 ever said

00:06:15.680 all the

00:06:16.780 very bad

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00:06:19.260 did they

00:06:19.560 come up

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00:06:20.280 doozies

00:06:20.740 well I don't

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00:06:22.220 came up

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00:06:23.660 only gave

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00:06:32.140 are his

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00:06:33.380 and I'm

00:06:34.640 going to

00:06:34.820 read you

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00:06:35.720 and then I'm

00:06:37.780 going to

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00:06:43.360 so he

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00:06:49.300 the United

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00:06:58.360 retorted in

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00:07:00.100 millions of

00:07:00.760 Chinese suck

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00:07:05.820 anteaters

00:07:06.320 now I'm

00:07:07.960 only reading

00:07:08.360 this because

00:07:08.840 it was on

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00:07:10.600 it's news

00:07:11.060 now

00:07:12.160 I feel

00:07:14.520 as though

00:07:15.040 this would

00:07:16.160 be more

00:07:16.660 of a humorous

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00:07:21.180 because it's

00:07:22.400 not like he

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00:07:25.720 Michael

00:07:27.100 Caputo

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00:07:29.360 he simply

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00:07:33.300 they exist

00:07:33.860 now is

00:07:35.660 it offensive

00:07:36.180 sure

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00:07:39.380 yeah it's

00:07:39.940 offensive

00:07:40.400 was it

00:07:41.120 meant to

00:07:41.420 be offensive

00:07:41.940 to China

00:07:43.280 the country

00:07:43.960 maybe

00:07:45.760 who knows

00:07:46.360 who cares

00:07:47.560 I offend

00:07:48.900 China five

00:07:49.520 times a day

00:07:50.140 I plan to

00:07:51.340 offend China

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00:07:53.140 is there

00:07:53.980 a law

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00:07:56.400 they did

00:07:57.360 kill my

00:07:57.860 stepson

00:07:58.320 with fentanyl

00:07:59.000 I think

00:07:59.940 I've got a

00:08:00.360 right to

00:08:00.780 offend them

00:08:01.640 so one of

00:08:03.400 the tricks

00:08:03.740 that CNN

00:08:04.460 does and

00:08:05.160 the left

00:08:05.500 does is

00:08:06.580 they conflate

00:08:07.420 offensive

00:08:08.060 with racist

00:08:09.800 and they're

00:08:12.240 they're not

00:08:12.480 they're not

00:08:12.500 they're not

00:08:13.100 even close

00:08:13.560 to being

00:08:13.840 the same

00:08:14.320 offensive

00:08:15.860 is what

00:08:17.540 people are

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00:08:19.080 to each

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00:08:20.340 Twitter

00:08:20.660 I mean

00:08:22.120 if you took

00:08:22.840 away being

00:08:23.320 offensive

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00:08:24.200 be no

00:08:24.580 social media

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00:08:25.900 wouldn't be

00:08:26.360 enough left

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00:08:28.180 entertaining

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00:08:32.060 of course

00:08:32.660 it was

00:08:33.040 offensive

00:08:33.600 he wrote

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00:08:35.240 that's why

00:08:35.860 it's funny

00:08:36.340 it's funny

00:08:37.620 because it's

00:08:38.180 offensive

00:08:38.540 that's how

00:08:39.760 humor works

00:08:40.440 it's how

00:08:40.740 social media

00:08:41.280 works

00:08:41.560 the other

00:08:42.360 the other

00:08:42.800 trick that

00:08:43.460 CNN does

00:08:44.480 is they'll

00:08:45.480 take something

00:08:46.040 that's very

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00:08:50.780 it's Twitter

00:08:51.400 everybody sort

00:08:52.220 of understands

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00:08:53.960 game is

00:08:54.580 yeah of course

00:08:55.680 you say stuff

00:08:56.300 like that on

00:08:56.860 Twitter

00:08:57.120 but as soon

00:08:58.100 as CNN

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00:08:59.280 thing that

00:08:59.640 was on

00:09:00.040 Twitter

00:09:00.380 where it

00:09:01.440 was just

00:09:01.800 like every

00:09:02.300 other thing

00:09:02.880 right

00:09:03.400 every other

00:09:03.920 offensive thing

00:09:04.580 on Twitter

00:09:05.020 humorously

00:09:06.220 offensive

00:09:06.580 that's

00:09:07.760 partly

00:09:08.200 why we

00:09:08.620 go to

00:09:08.880 Twitter

00:09:09.200 the humorously

00:09:10.860 offensive

00:09:11.280 stuff is

00:09:12.060 if I had

00:09:13.060 to admit

00:09:13.460 it

00:09:13.680 sort of

00:09:14.260 the main

00:09:14.800 attraction

00:09:15.480 at least

00:09:17.340 for me

00:09:17.780 speaking for

00:09:18.400 myself

00:09:18.860 so anyway

00:09:21.680 he's

00:09:22.060 he was

00:09:23.340 offensive

00:09:23.740 but

00:09:24.300 you'd have

00:09:25.400 to really

00:09:25.860 stretch

00:09:26.460 to say

00:09:27.000 it was

00:09:27.260 more than

00:09:27.660 that

00:09:27.940 but anyway

00:09:28.640 so he

00:09:28.980 makes

00:09:29.220 so this

00:09:29.960 is the

00:09:30.260 worst

00:09:30.520 they could

00:09:30.860 find

00:09:31.300 is something

00:09:32.340 about eating

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00:09:33.320 out of an

00:09:33.660 anteater

00:09:34.080 and

00:09:35.320 which to

00:09:36.140 me is

00:09:36.380 just funny

00:09:36.900 and of

00:09:37.760 course it

00:09:38.080 made me

00:09:38.400 curious

00:09:38.920 aren't you

00:09:40.540 a little

00:09:41.020 bit curious

00:09:41.660 now

00:09:42.120 if the

00:09:43.780 posterior

00:09:44.500 part of

00:09:45.180 anteaters

00:09:45.720 are actually

00:09:46.460 in the

00:09:46.780 wet markets

00:09:47.360 as a

00:09:47.740 delicacy

00:09:48.280 because

00:09:49.480 I'm kind

00:09:50.660 of curious

00:09:51.100 now

00:09:51.620 aren't you

00:09:52.320 because it

00:09:54.000 doesn't

00:09:54.260 necessarily

00:09:54.760 have to be

00:09:55.220 true

00:09:55.420 it's just

00:09:55.780 sort of a

00:09:56.300 random

00:09:56.820 animal

00:09:57.580 body part

00:09:59.680 you know

00:10:00.380 it's a

00:10:00.700 funny

00:10:00.940 animal

00:10:01.340 an

00:10:01.520 anteater

00:10:01.940 and the

00:10:02.880 anteater's

00:10:03.460 ass

00:10:03.720 is even

00:10:04.120 funnier

00:10:04.440 than the

00:10:04.760 anteater

00:10:05.180 sort of

00:10:05.960 double

00:10:06.200 funny

00:10:06.560 so

00:10:07.560 maybe

00:10:09.000 I mean

00:10:10.300 is it

00:10:11.580 is that

00:10:12.860 a thing

00:10:13.300 people are

00:10:15.700 saying no

00:10:16.220 they don't

00:10:16.620 think it's

00:10:17.000 a thing

00:10:17.300 but what's

00:10:18.300 funny is

00:10:18.760 that you

00:10:19.040 you pause

00:10:20.000 and you

00:10:20.260 say

00:10:20.480 well

00:10:21.420 it's

00:10:22.140 probably

00:10:22.600 not a

00:10:23.200 thing

00:10:23.580 but on

00:10:24.700 the other

00:10:24.980 hand

00:10:25.300 the things

00:10:26.660 that are

00:10:26.980 things

00:10:27.360 you wouldn't

00:10:27.980 have thought

00:10:28.280 of those

00:10:28.600 being things

00:10:29.200 either

00:10:29.500 so it's

00:10:30.720 kind of

00:10:31.000 funny

00:10:31.180 that way

00:10:31.560 all right

00:10:32.200 so here's

00:10:32.640 his response

00:10:33.320 so he gets

00:10:34.600 busted

00:10:35.300 he's busted

00:10:36.160 for this

00:10:37.220 highly horrible

00:10:38.200 tweet

00:10:38.660 which has

00:10:39.400 since been

00:10:39.980 deleted

00:10:40.380 I think

00:10:42.820 he just

00:10:43.140 did the

00:10:43.420 wise thing

00:10:43.860 which is

00:10:44.220 he cleaned

00:10:45.240 up his

00:10:45.660 Twitter

00:10:46.120 before he

00:10:46.700 took the

00:10:47.020 job

00:10:47.280 and he

00:10:48.500 responded

00:10:48.920 to CNN's

00:10:49.620 request for

00:10:50.280 comment by

00:10:50.860 saying

00:10:51.180 quote

00:10:51.600 fair game

00:10:52.740 dude

00:10:53.060 I don't

00:10:53.780 care

00:10:54.040 doesn't

00:10:54.760 matter to

00:10:55.100 me at

00:10:55.340 all

00:10:55.840 Caputo

00:10:57.320 went on

00:10:57.740 to say

00:10:58.020 that

00:10:58.320 he regularly

00:10:59.880 deletes

00:11:00.400 his tweets

00:11:00.880 because it

00:11:02.100 drives people

00:11:02.660 mad

00:11:03.080 and defended

00:11:04.440 his past

00:11:04.940 Twitter behavior

00:11:05.520 by saying

00:11:05.960 he was a

00:11:06.280 defender of

00:11:06.700 the present

00:11:07.060 of course

00:11:08.280 is that

00:11:08.920 the best

00:11:09.780 comment he could

00:11:12.280 have possibly

00:11:12.780 said is

00:11:13.360 fair game

00:11:14.480 I don't

00:11:14.960 care

00:11:15.200 doesn't

00:11:15.900 matter at

00:11:16.240 all

00:11:16.660 because you

00:11:17.900 know what

00:11:18.260 doesn't matter

00:11:19.900 at all

00:11:20.300 doesn't matter

00:11:21.740 not at all

00:11:23.020 you know

00:11:24.080 and here's

00:11:24.540 the thing

00:11:24.920 they're

00:11:25.320 obviously

00:11:25.880 the game

00:11:26.460 here

00:11:26.780 nobody

00:11:27.600 cares

00:11:28.340 there's

00:11:29.180 nobody

00:11:29.420 at CNN

00:11:29.860 who cares

00:11:31.180 about this

00:11:31.900 do you

00:11:32.740 think there's

00:11:33.120 somebody

00:11:33.400 at CNN

00:11:33.940 who's like

00:11:34.420 you know

00:11:34.780 I made

00:11:36.060 a list

00:11:36.400 of all

00:11:36.720 the important

00:11:37.200 stories

00:11:37.740 and you

00:11:38.760 know

00:11:38.960 Michael

00:11:39.320 Caputo's

00:11:40.040 that one

00:11:40.560 tweet

00:11:41.080 it was

00:11:41.920 like a

00:11:42.420 little bit

00:11:42.720 exaggerated

00:11:43.320 in a way

00:11:43.920 that you

00:11:44.260 could take

00:11:44.740 as being

00:11:45.080 offensive

00:11:45.640 yeah

00:11:46.480 that's what

00:11:46.900 I care

00:11:47.280 about

00:11:47.560 nobody

00:11:48.160 at CNN

00:11:48.580 cares

00:11:49.220 it's the

00:11:50.440 least

00:11:50.800 important

00:11:51.200 thing

00:11:51.560 of the

00:11:51.940 least

00:11:52.160 important

00:11:52.520 thing

00:11:52.920 so just

00:11:55.720 blowing it

00:11:56.200 off like

00:11:56.600 that

00:11:57.040 saying

00:11:57.580 I don't

00:11:57.980 care

00:11:58.420 was sort

00:11:59.900 of perfect

00:12:00.400 and of course

00:12:02.180 you know

00:12:02.480 the game

00:12:02.820 is to get

00:12:03.320 the Trump

00:12:04.640 administration

00:12:05.260 riled up

00:12:05.920 and say

00:12:06.160 we're gonna

00:12:06.580 have to fire

00:12:07.040 this guy

00:12:07.500 because of

00:12:08.020 this

00:12:08.280 but if

00:12:09.280 you fire

00:12:09.680 people

00:12:10.080 for being

00:12:11.580 this

00:12:12.300 this level

00:12:13.760 of minor

00:12:14.840 humorously

00:12:15.520 offensive

00:12:15.920 if that's

00:12:17.280 what gets

00:12:17.640 you fired

00:12:18.140 you're gonna

00:12:19.160 have to

00:12:19.460 get rid

00:12:19.800 of you

00:12:20.060 know

00:12:20.260 Don

00:12:20.640 Jr

00:12:21.000 you know

00:12:22.540 you're gonna

00:12:23.180 have to

00:12:23.360 get rid

00:12:23.660 of you

00:12:24.300 know

00:12:24.420 everybody

00:12:24.820 on the

00:12:25.700 Fox

00:12:25.960 network

00:12:26.480 pretty much

00:12:28.620 pretty much

00:12:29.320 everybody

00:12:29.820 who's a

00:12:30.700 conservative

00:12:31.140 has to be

00:12:31.860 fired

00:12:32.180 if that's

00:12:33.240 fireable

00:12:33.660 all right

00:12:34.780 we got more

00:12:38.920 fun stuff

00:12:39.500 coming here

00:12:40.120 so Trump

00:12:43.320 didn't have

00:12:44.160 a press

00:12:45.080 conference

00:12:45.440 today

00:12:45.880 and I think

00:12:46.400 that was

00:12:46.780 the right

00:12:47.200 call

00:12:47.580 I think

00:12:48.820 I think

00:12:49.700 maybe

00:12:50.720 probably

00:12:52.400 he's getting

00:12:52.860 the feedback

00:12:53.580 that a little

00:12:54.980 bit less

00:12:55.460 of that

00:12:55.800 would be

00:12:56.200 more

00:12:56.580 so maybe

00:12:57.540 that'll be

00:12:57.960 a few

00:12:58.240 times a

00:12:58.660 week

00:12:58.820 we'll see

00:12:59.420 you know

00:12:59.920 it could be

00:13:00.380 exactly as

00:13:00.980 much

00:13:01.320 you know

00:13:02.440 he's

00:13:02.640 unpredictable

00:13:03.160 we'll see

00:13:03.740 but he

00:13:04.560 obviously

00:13:04.960 knows that

00:13:05.900 it's obvious

00:13:08.380 that the

00:13:08.940 entire event

00:13:09.940 is just to

00:13:10.840 trap him

00:13:11.360 into saying

00:13:11.880 something

00:13:12.300 that they

00:13:13.200 could take

00:13:13.620 out of

00:13:13.900 context

00:13:14.400 and if

00:13:15.500 that's

00:13:15.740 the only

00:13:16.080 reason

00:13:16.400 you're

00:13:16.620 doing

00:13:16.820 it

00:13:17.100 is to

00:13:18.360 bait him

00:13:18.900 into saying

00:13:19.440 something

00:13:19.820 that can be

00:13:20.280 taken out of

00:13:20.860 context

00:13:21.340 why do it

00:13:23.400 all right

00:13:24.480 so the

00:13:29.480 Bank of China

00:13:30.100 you remember that

00:13:30.700 story that said

00:13:31.360 the Bank of China

00:13:32.240 had loaned the

00:13:34.100 Trump organization

00:13:35.800 millions of dollars

00:13:37.140 and therefore

00:13:38.300 there was this

00:13:39.260 big scoop

00:13:39.960 in Politico

00:13:40.640 I think it

00:13:41.060 was

00:13:41.340 that

00:13:42.180 Trump was

00:13:45.140 beholden to

00:13:45.880 China

00:13:46.220 because his

00:13:47.240 loans were

00:13:47.720 going to

00:13:47.920 come due

00:13:48.400 and I

00:13:49.880 said

00:13:50.280 based on my

00:13:52.020 experience as

00:13:52.780 a banker

00:13:53.160 you know

00:13:54.320 I'm not even

00:13:55.180 sure there is

00:13:56.040 a loan

00:13:56.520 because even

00:13:57.780 if the Bank of

00:13:58.500 China made

00:13:59.140 the loan

00:13:59.620 it would be

00:14:00.840 typical to

00:14:01.520 package up

00:14:02.200 your loans

00:14:02.760 and you

00:14:03.600 sell them

00:14:04.100 so the

00:14:04.840 bank will

00:14:05.380 make the

00:14:05.860 loan

00:14:06.180 but then

00:14:07.300 they're not

00:14:07.680 the ones

00:14:08.100 who you

00:14:08.840 have to

00:14:09.140 pay back

00:14:09.660 because they

00:14:10.100 sell that

00:14:10.620 debt to

00:14:11.620 someone else

00:14:12.220 it's just

00:14:12.560 part of

00:14:12.840 their business

00:14:13.280 because they

00:14:14.000 would rather

00:14:14.400 make new

00:14:14.980 loans and

00:14:15.700 get the

00:14:16.080 processing

00:14:16.640 fees and

00:14:17.300 the upfront

00:14:17.680 stuff and

00:14:18.820 then sell

00:14:19.560 it off

00:14:20.040 so they have

00:14:21.140 enough backing

00:14:22.660 to make new

00:14:23.440 loans

00:14:23.780 so I had

00:14:25.680 speculated

00:14:26.240 that there was

00:14:26.980 actually probably

00:14:28.400 nothing that

00:14:29.640 the Trump

00:14:30.440 organization owed

00:14:31.540 to Bank of

00:14:32.260 China and

00:14:33.580 that was

00:14:33.960 confirmed today

00:14:34.800 so that

00:14:38.400 was confirmed

00:14:39.060 so it

00:14:40.120 turns out

00:14:40.540 that the

00:14:40.940 amount of

00:14:41.440 money that

00:14:41.820 the Trump

00:14:42.200 organization owes

00:14:43.340 to the Bank

00:14:43.880 of China

00:14:44.300 is zero

00:14:46.060 zero

00:14:47.600 this big

00:14:49.300 breaking story

00:14:50.260 big news

00:14:51.560 and you

00:14:53.440 know I've

00:14:53.660 told you

00:14:53.940 before that

00:14:54.600 having a

00:14:56.500 good talent

00:14:57.140 stack in

00:14:58.460 which you've

00:14:58.980 spent some

00:14:59.440 time in

00:14:59.840 different

00:15:00.140 domains

00:15:00.680 allows you

00:15:02.000 to see

00:15:02.380 around

00:15:02.660 corners

00:15:03.180 sometimes

00:15:03.900 and here's

00:15:05.000 a perfect

00:15:05.380 example

00:15:05.800 because I

00:15:06.480 was a

00:15:07.120 banker

00:15:07.440 I knew

00:15:08.460 enough about

00:15:09.160 banking

00:15:09.680 you know

00:15:10.440 I'm no

00:15:10.940 banking expert

00:15:11.820 but I knew

00:15:12.680 enough about

00:15:13.240 banking to

00:15:13.860 say you

00:15:14.240 know

00:15:14.560 I'm not so

00:15:17.160 sure he owes

00:15:17.920 them any

00:15:18.420 money

00:15:18.760 I'll look

00:15:19.280 into that

00:15:19.760 and so I

00:15:21.840 didn't know

00:15:22.140 for sure

00:15:22.560 but based on

00:15:24.060 my experience

00:15:24.680 it seemed

00:15:25.020 likely

00:15:25.360 and so that's

00:15:26.320 confirmed

00:15:26.740 that whole

00:15:28.080 story was

00:15:28.540 fake

00:15:28.840 Piers Morgan

00:15:32.920 what is

00:15:34.500 what is

00:15:35.180 wrong with

00:15:35.700 this guy

00:15:36.140 there's

00:15:37.640 something going

00:15:38.180 on that I

00:15:38.680 don't it's

00:15:39.240 like there's

00:15:39.580 more to the

00:15:40.040 story so

00:15:41.020 why is

00:15:41.480 Piers Morgan

00:15:42.700 he hates

00:15:44.400 the president

00:15:44.880 for some

00:15:45.320 reason lately

00:15:45.900 used to be

00:15:46.540 a supporter

00:15:47.040 but he

00:15:48.980 completely

00:15:49.520 believed

00:15:50.220 the story

00:15:51.100 that Trump

00:15:52.040 was asking

00:15:54.160 the doctors

00:15:54.900 or asking

00:15:55.640 somebody

00:15:56.320 about

00:15:57.660 injecting

00:15:59.100 Clorox

00:16:00.060 and Lysol

00:16:00.580 into bodies

00:16:01.500 he actually

00:16:02.500 believed that

00:16:03.200 and tweeted

00:16:04.720 angrily about

00:16:05.620 it

00:16:05.880 but it gets

00:16:07.060 worse

00:16:07.460 he also

00:16:09.280 believed the

00:16:09.920 follow up

00:16:10.540 fake story

00:16:11.260 that

00:16:12.660 it was in

00:16:14.160 the New York

00:16:14.500 Daily News

00:16:15.580 that said

00:16:16.560 there's a spike

00:16:17.380 in calls

00:16:17.980 to the

00:16:18.380 I guess

00:16:18.860 the poison

00:16:19.540 hotlines

00:16:21.080 or whatever

00:16:21.480 asking

00:16:23.280 let's see

00:16:24.060 oh yes

00:16:24.580 it simply

00:16:26.120 states in the

00:16:26.780 article that

00:16:27.300 30 people

00:16:27.900 called the

00:16:28.360 city's

00:16:28.720 poison

00:16:29.020 control

00:16:29.480 hotline

00:16:29.980 over fears

00:16:31.440 that they

00:16:31.760 had ingested

00:16:32.320 bleach or

00:16:32.920 other household

00:16:33.580 cleaners

00:16:34.140 do you see

00:16:36.420 anything wrong

00:16:36.920 with the

00:16:37.200 study

00:16:37.520 the whole

00:16:43.040 coronavirus

00:16:43.560 has caused

00:16:44.500 people to

00:16:45.080 wildly buy

00:16:46.240 and use

00:16:46.880 more

00:16:47.300 household

00:16:48.240 cleaners

00:16:48.880 so we're

00:16:50.240 using household

00:16:50.960 cleaners

00:16:51.620 bleach

00:16:52.320 isopropyl

00:16:53.680 alcohol

00:16:54.040 all those

00:16:54.480 cleaners

00:16:54.840 we're

00:16:55.340 using

00:16:55.640 them

00:16:55.920 at a

00:16:56.260 level

00:16:56.520 that's

00:16:56.800 like

00:16:57.000 10 to

00:16:57.580 20 times

00:16:58.200 more

00:16:58.480 than

00:16:58.700 ever

00:16:58.980 if you're

00:17:00.640 using

00:17:00.920 that

00:17:01.200 stuff

00:17:01.680 10 to

00:17:02.120 20 times

00:17:02.640 more

00:17:02.960 what are

00:17:03.700 the odds

00:17:04.040 you would

00:17:04.300 get more

00:17:04.700 calls

00:17:05.280 about people

00:17:06.460 who think

00:17:06.860 they may have

00:17:07.320 accidentally

00:17:07.820 ingested

00:17:08.340 some

00:17:08.660 of course

00:17:10.340 you will

00:17:10.780 because we're

00:17:11.680 using it

00:17:12.120 about 20

00:17:12.700 times more

00:17:13.220 than normal

00:17:13.760 so just

00:17:14.420 more of it

00:17:15.040 in our

00:17:15.280 environment

00:17:15.760 there are

00:17:16.760 more reasons

00:17:17.380 for somebody

00:17:18.000 to say

00:17:18.360 oh

00:17:18.720 the lid

00:17:19.760 is off

00:17:20.120 this bottle

00:17:20.720 does anybody

00:17:22.040 know why

00:17:22.440 the lid

00:17:22.780 is off

00:17:23.120 this bottle

00:17:23.560 it just

00:17:24.500 creates

00:17:24.920 a zillion

00:17:26.460 opportunities

00:17:27.140 for people

00:17:27.860 to say

00:17:28.240 uh oh

00:17:28.800 did that

00:17:29.760 spill on my

00:17:30.340 sandwich

00:17:30.700 or whatever

00:17:31.200 who knows

00:17:34.160 why people

00:17:34.600 think they

00:17:35.000 get poisoned

00:17:35.620 by household

00:17:37.100 cleaners

00:17:37.680 I don't

00:17:38.040 think it's

00:17:38.480 because they

00:17:38.800 take them

00:17:39.240 intentionally

00:17:39.820 so that

00:17:41.440 so Reason

00:17:42.680 the organization

00:17:43.540 Reason

00:17:44.060 did a

00:17:45.480 debunk

00:17:46.040 on that

00:17:46.460 and just

00:17:46.780 ripped it

00:17:47.140 apart

00:17:47.440 but not

00:17:48.300 until

00:17:48.640 Piers Morgan

00:17:49.360 tweeted it

00:17:50.420 so not

00:17:51.420 only did

00:17:51.860 he believe

00:17:52.540 the fake

00:17:53.240 news

00:17:53.660 that Trump

00:17:55.500 was noodling

00:17:56.640 about the

00:17:57.140 possibility

00:17:57.680 or let's

00:17:58.220 say wondering

00:17:58.780 aloud

00:17:59.260 about injecting

00:18:01.020 people with

00:18:01.600 Clorox

00:18:02.160 and

00:18:02.640 and uh

00:18:04.520 what was the

00:18:05.360 other thing

00:18:05.780 uh Clorox

00:18:06.860 and Lysol

00:18:07.380 uh

00:18:08.800 so he

00:18:10.040 believes that

00:18:10.400 but then he

00:18:10.860 believes that

00:18:11.820 this has

00:18:12.180 actually caused

00:18:12.940 this spike

00:18:13.560 in poisonings

00:18:14.920 which was the

00:18:15.820 second fake

00:18:16.380 news

00:18:16.780 I mean

00:18:18.520 seriously

00:18:19.100 seriously

00:18:22.220 all right

00:18:23.280 uh

00:18:25.460 here's some

00:18:26.380 uh

00:18:26.840 some good

00:18:28.380 news

00:18:28.660 Trump is

00:18:29.180 reviving the

00:18:29.820 U.S.

00:18:30.120 nuclear program

00:18:30.960 I don't know

00:18:32.080 exactly what it

00:18:32.920 means to

00:18:33.480 revive the

00:18:34.380 nuclear program

00:18:35.220 but it's

00:18:35.780 you know

00:18:36.180 John Solomon

00:18:37.220 reported it

00:18:38.060 it's a story

00:18:38.740 apparently the

00:18:40.220 focus at least

00:18:41.380 initially will be

00:18:42.200 on opening

00:18:42.820 uranium mines

00:18:44.600 I believe

00:18:45.180 so that we

00:18:46.060 won't have to

00:18:46.500 worry about

00:18:46.860 anybody else

00:18:47.360 for our

00:18:47.860 uranium

00:18:48.760 sounds like

00:18:49.680 a good idea

00:18:50.200 plus you

00:18:51.460 know for

00:18:51.840 long-term

00:18:52.740 competitive

00:18:53.240 reasons we

00:18:53.860 have to have

00:18:54.240 a good

00:18:55.220 nuclear

00:18:55.620 stuff

00:18:56.320 so Vox

00:18:57.880 did uh

00:18:58.740 Vox did an

00:18:59.300 article about

00:18:59.960 quote a

00:19:00.720 disturbing new

00:19:01.420 study that

00:19:02.580 suggests Sean

00:19:03.280 Hannity's show

00:19:03.980 helped spread

00:19:04.620 the uh

00:19:06.040 helped spread

00:19:06.880 the coronavirus

00:19:07.560 so the idea

00:19:10.260 is that

00:19:10.720 people this

00:19:12.280 is their

00:19:12.620 claim

00:19:13.040 it's pretty

00:19:14.040 ridiculous

00:19:14.560 but their

00:19:15.620 claim is that

00:19:16.220 people who

00:19:16.620 watched Tucker

00:19:17.200 Carlson who

00:19:18.140 was more

00:19:19.680 alarmist if you

00:19:20.760 if you use

00:19:21.380 that word

00:19:21.700 about the

00:19:22.660 coronavirus that

00:19:23.800 they had better

00:19:24.640 outcomes in

00:19:25.440 terms of not

00:19:26.080 getting it

00:19:26.620 than people who

00:19:27.780 watched Hannity

00:19:28.560 and I don't

00:19:31.040 know this is

00:19:31.520 just like the

00:19:32.680 most ridiculous

00:19:33.440 study and I

00:19:35.380 just tweeted and

00:19:36.060 asked people to

00:19:36.820 you know spot all

00:19:38.020 the mistakes

00:19:38.680 you know so

00:19:39.380 first of all it's

00:19:39.940 not peer

00:19:40.480 reviewed

00:19:40.880 second of all

00:19:42.280 where's your

00:19:43.000 control there's

00:19:44.300 no control

00:19:44.860 group they

00:19:45.380 just compared

00:19:46.040 Hannity viewers

00:19:47.720 to Tucker

00:19:48.260 viewers how

00:19:49.240 many how many

00:19:49.780 of them are

00:19:50.200 the same

00:19:50.680 viewers I

00:19:51.920 don't know do

00:19:52.380 they account

00:19:52.800 for that who

00:19:53.360 knows is

00:19:55.420 there any

00:19:55.720 selection bias

00:19:56.900 meaning that

00:19:57.540 the people who

00:19:58.100 choose to watch

00:19:59.040 Hannity are

00:20:00.340 they you know

00:20:01.140 in any way if

00:20:02.160 you pulled them

00:20:02.820 would they be

00:20:03.280 different than

00:20:04.320 the people who

00:20:04.900 choose to watch

00:20:06.200 Tucker probably

00:20:07.800 wouldn't you say

00:20:08.820 because because

00:20:09.860 Tucker and

00:20:10.320 Hannity are

00:20:10.860 different enough

00:20:11.780 that you would

00:20:12.880 expect over time

00:20:13.900 that there would

00:20:14.900 be a self

00:20:15.620 selection of

00:20:16.620 people who had

00:20:17.080 a certain

00:20:17.440 philosophical

00:20:18.280 leaning would

00:20:19.880 you know go

00:20:20.580 one way versus

00:20:21.260 the other

00:20:21.620 so it's a

00:20:22.940 it's it's the

00:20:23.900 most garbage

00:20:24.640 study that

00:20:26.360 has a no

00:20:27.260 no credibility

00:20:28.340 whatsoever

00:20:29.020 and to even

00:20:30.040 see this in the

00:20:30.900 news is just

00:20:31.520 laughable

00:20:31.960 so I don't

00:20:34.200 know if any

00:20:34.620 of our news

00:20:35.100 today was real

00:20:35.880 did we have

00:20:37.240 any real news

00:20:37.960 today

00:20:38.280 I don't know

00:20:40.240 it's hard to

00:20:41.120 tell

00:20:41.380 so here's

00:20:43.920 some more

00:20:44.400 good news

00:20:46.060 kind of

00:20:47.480 a USA Today

00:20:48.460 poll found

00:20:49.220 that 71%

00:20:50.560 of minorities

00:20:51.240 in this country

00:20:52.040 support a ban

00:20:53.600 on immigration

00:20:54.220 to fight the

00:20:54.900 coronavirus pandemic

00:20:56.020 which does

00:20:57.220 suggest that

00:20:58.360 at least the

00:20:59.000 coronaviruses

00:20:59.780 may be bringing

00:21:00.540 us together

00:21:01.200 because at

00:21:03.420 least on this

00:21:04.000 in this case

00:21:05.140 people are on

00:21:05.760 the same page

00:21:06.360 here's the

00:21:07.980 weirdest

00:21:08.260 cool story

00:21:09.900 Tom Hanks

00:21:11.380 who as you

00:21:11.980 know had

00:21:12.400 coronavirus

00:21:12.900 his blood

00:21:15.340 is going to

00:21:15.820 be used to

00:21:16.400 develop a

00:21:17.180 COVID-19

00:21:18.360 vaccine

00:21:19.000 how much

00:21:20.900 would you

00:21:21.220 love to

00:21:21.680 have the

00:21:22.820 Tom Hanks

00:21:23.480 vaccine

00:21:24.100 and you'd

00:21:25.660 know I

00:21:26.280 got a little

00:21:26.600 bit of

00:21:27.020 Tom Hanks

00:21:28.620 I don't know

00:21:29.380 whatever they

00:21:30.400 take out of

00:21:30.880 Tom Hanks

00:21:31.440 do you get

00:21:31.820 his DNA

00:21:32.300 in here or

00:21:32.780 what and

00:21:34.120 so I

00:21:34.460 ask is

00:21:35.220 that something

00:21:35.660 Tom Cruise

00:21:36.300 could do

00:21:36.720 no could

00:21:37.900 Tom Cruise

00:21:38.660 turn part of

00:21:39.620 his body

00:21:40.100 he could

00:21:42.040 not but

00:21:43.100 Tom Hanks

00:21:43.700 is going to

00:21:44.160 turn part of

00:21:44.800 his body

00:21:45.380 you know the

00:21:46.700 blood part

00:21:47.240 he's going to

00:21:48.860 turn it into

00:21:49.540 maybe a

00:21:50.280 cure for

00:21:51.420 a devastating

00:21:53.280 world problem

00:21:54.260 somebody says

00:21:57.460 why him

00:21:58.000 I don't know

00:21:58.980 maybe because

00:21:59.760 he was easy

00:22:00.240 to find and

00:22:01.060 he was willing

00:22:01.760 to volunteer

00:22:02.340 maybe he

00:22:03.560 was the

00:22:03.800 right age

00:22:04.360 I don't

00:22:04.640 know but

00:22:05.760 that's the

00:22:06.200 story

00:22:06.480 here's some

00:22:08.920 other interesting

00:22:10.340 stories so

00:22:11.740 doctors at the

00:22:12.420 University of

00:22:13.240 Chicago medicine

00:22:14.240 say that

00:22:16.120 instead of

00:22:16.680 using the

00:22:17.180 ventilators

00:22:17.820 they're having

00:22:18.500 quote truly

00:22:20.160 remarkable

00:22:20.760 results using

00:22:22.460 some kind of

00:22:23.100 just a nasal

00:22:24.100 nasal airflow

00:22:25.820 thing so it's

00:22:26.580 just something

00:22:26.980 that goes up

00:22:27.440 your nostrils

00:22:28.040 instead of

00:22:28.560 down your

00:22:28.860 throat and

00:22:30.700 it's just a

00:22:32.100 I guess it's a

00:22:32.920 gentler

00:22:33.400 airflow situation

00:22:34.640 I don't know

00:22:35.600 exactly why it

00:22:36.420 works but they

00:22:37.020 say that that

00:22:37.620 plus laying

00:22:38.800 people on their

00:22:39.400 stomachs which

00:22:40.140 apparently is a

00:22:40.740 big deal they

00:22:41.660 found out was

00:22:44.160 taking people from

00:22:45.080 low oxygen to

00:22:46.000 high oxygen and

00:22:47.780 I think only one

00:22:48.640 of them needed a

00:22:49.280 ventilator so

00:22:50.560 this little trick

00:22:52.180 first of all makes

00:22:54.820 it a less expensive

00:22:56.060 device I think the

00:22:57.180 nose thing is

00:22:57.740 probably less

00:22:58.140 expensive less

00:22:59.080 complicated although

00:23:00.420 we might have a

00:23:01.060 shortage of them

00:23:01.740 we may have all

00:23:03.560 these ventilators

00:23:04.280 that we don't

00:23:04.740 need but we

00:23:05.940 might have a

00:23:06.420 shortage of

00:23:06.880 these nasal

00:23:08.400 cannulas whatever

00:23:11.280 that is they're

00:23:11.880 high flow nasal

00:23:12.780 cannulas so and

00:23:17.060 they blow large

00:23:17.720 volumes of warm

00:23:18.500 humidified air into

00:23:19.600 the nose and lungs

00:23:20.620 it could be the

00:23:21.780 the warm humidified

00:23:23.240 part might be the

00:23:24.120 important part I

00:23:24.960 know so that seems

00:23:27.600 like a gigantic

00:23:28.300 thing because if

00:23:30.140 it turns out that

00:23:30.940 there's a lower

00:23:31.620 cost way to to

00:23:33.640 save the people

00:23:34.540 who have already

00:23:35.120 become ventilator

00:23:37.060 sick and they

00:23:38.380 don't need to be

00:23:38.920 on ventilators

00:23:39.540 because that seems

00:23:40.200 to be closer to a

00:23:41.220 one-way trip these

00:23:42.020 days this could be

00:23:43.820 huge I mean this

00:23:44.640 could be one of

00:23:45.220 the this could be

00:23:46.920 one of the biggest

00:23:47.640 things ever all

00:23:48.600 here's some other

00:23:49.100 funny things there's

00:23:50.640 a little mystery why

00:23:51.460 people who are

00:23:52.140 longtime smokers

00:23:53.540 are actually having

00:23:56.380 better health

00:23:57.540 outcomes with the

00:23:58.660 virus and it

00:23:59.820 doesn't make sense

00:24:00.560 now some people

00:24:01.280 said okay it's

00:24:02.260 because of whatever

00:24:03.400 the smoke has done

00:24:04.180 to the lungs over

00:24:05.000 the years makes them

00:24:06.120 less susceptible but

00:24:08.340 then there's also a

00:24:09.120 theory that it's the

00:24:09.860 nicotine now don't go

00:24:12.520 out and do anything

00:24:13.140 about this so don't

00:24:14.680 get your medical

00:24:15.560 advice from cartoonists

00:24:16.660 but there's speculation

00:24:18.880 that the nicotine and

00:24:20.040 there's you know

00:24:20.800 there's a known

00:24:21.760 a known connection

00:24:24.260 to the ACE2

00:24:25.080 inhibitors or

00:24:25.880 whatever receptors

00:24:26.720 so there's some

00:24:27.840 reason it should

00:24:28.400 work that's good

00:24:29.800 maybe that's a

00:24:30.740 thing let's say I

00:24:35.940 think the bad news

00:24:36.660 is that there's

00:24:37.700 more hints that

00:24:38.920 there might not be

00:24:39.760 immunity that builds

00:24:40.840 up but the weird

00:24:42.100 the weird thing

00:24:42.880 about that is if

00:24:43.920 it's true that you

00:24:45.920 can't build up an

00:24:46.860 immunity to it

00:24:47.660 then there's

00:24:49.840 probably no reason

00:24:50.700 to not go back to

00:24:51.680 work am I right

00:24:53.700 so is this good news

00:24:56.340 or bad news it

00:24:57.120 depends who dies I

00:24:58.060 suppose if somebody

00:24:59.020 you know dies it's

00:24:59.900 bad bad news but if

00:25:01.060 you go back to work

00:25:01.980 and that's the only

00:25:03.320 thing that happens is

00:25:03.980 good news so if

00:25:06.120 let's say let's say

00:25:07.340 we got confirmation

00:25:08.360 in the next week or

00:25:09.480 two and we got a

00:25:10.940 confirmation that you

00:25:12.480 don't build immunity

00:25:13.600 that is weird that way

00:25:15.540 it's like the only

00:25:16.380 virus where you

00:25:17.580 don't build immunity

00:25:18.360 now first of all

00:25:19.220 I'm still skeptical

00:25:21.080 I still completely

00:25:22.960 doubt that people

00:25:24.940 don't get immunity

00:25:25.840 I think they do

00:25:26.840 there might be some

00:25:28.840 you know some

00:25:29.880 detail of this

00:25:31.060 that's different

00:25:31.560 but if it turns out

00:25:34.880 that there's no

00:25:35.520 immunity and we

00:25:37.400 know we can't wait

00:25:38.420 for the vaccine

00:25:39.360 because that would be

00:25:40.460 too much of a

00:25:41.220 wait don't we just

00:25:42.880 go back to work

00:25:43.720 because if we can't

00:25:45.140 count on herd

00:25:45.820 immunity and we

00:25:47.500 know we can't wait

00:25:48.280 so long that we'll

00:25:49.220 you know we could

00:25:49.860 wait it out to the

00:25:51.140 vaccine there would be

00:25:52.360 nothing left of us

00:25:53.220 we might as well go

00:25:54.480 back to work so it'd

00:25:56.280 be kind of bad news

00:25:57.100 that's good news right

00:25:57.960 help me think that

00:26:00.820 through because I'm

00:26:01.400 not sure that what

00:26:02.920 I'm saying makes

00:26:03.560 sense I think it

00:26:04.460 would make sense if

00:26:06.020 there was nothing on

00:26:06.720 the horizon that was

00:26:07.600 just going to stop

00:26:08.400 this thing if the

00:26:09.680 only thing we had

00:26:10.400 was some therapeutics

00:26:11.560 and better testing

00:26:12.360 and stuff I think

00:26:13.840 we just say well

00:26:14.700 it is what it is

00:26:16.400 let's just open

00:26:17.720 the doors now

00:26:19.200 here's a thought

00:26:20.840 that I don't know

00:26:21.540 if everybody is

00:26:22.220 completely let's

00:26:25.340 say considered in

00:26:27.440 their opinion of

00:26:28.140 what might happen

00:26:28.780 in the future

00:26:29.300 are you thinking

00:26:31.020 to yourself that

00:26:32.200 there's a point

00:26:32.780 where the public

00:26:33.480 might revolt and

00:26:35.520 just say ah

00:26:36.380 screw these

00:26:37.560 guidelines we're

00:26:38.540 just going to open

00:26:39.180 up our businesses

00:26:39.960 because I'm here

00:26:41.980 to tell you that

00:26:42.700 can't happen no

00:26:45.060 matter what we

00:26:45.940 individuals do I

00:26:47.360 think individuals

00:26:48.120 will probably

00:26:48.860 massively disregard

00:26:50.260 the guidelines pretty

00:26:51.420 soon as they already

00:26:52.480 are so I think

00:26:53.440 individuals are going

00:26:54.500 to go to the beach

00:26:55.300 they're going to go

00:26:55.860 to the park they're

00:26:57.120 going to take walks

00:26:57.740 so I think individuals

00:26:58.800 will in fact massively

00:27:01.300 just say okay yeah

00:27:03.800 we're just not going

00:27:04.680 to do this anymore

00:27:05.440 we'll be smart you

00:27:07.080 know we'll try to

00:27:07.540 keep our distance

00:27:08.160 we'll do the obvious

00:27:08.980 things but we're

00:27:10.580 just going to go

00:27:11.040 to the park you

00:27:11.960 can't tell us not

00:27:12.660 to go to the park

00:27:13.380 you can't tell us

00:27:14.480 not to you know

00:27:15.920 not to go fishing

00:27:16.780 but that doesn't

00:27:20.280 work with businesses

00:27:21.460 everybody who has

00:27:24.480 been involved in any

00:27:25.480 kind of a small

00:27:26.040 business knows it

00:27:26.960 doesn't work because

00:27:28.140 you can say to

00:27:28.740 yourself all right

00:27:29.520 I'm going to open

00:27:30.880 my donut store you

00:27:33.240 could try but then

00:27:34.800 the police walk in

00:27:35.720 and they say we're

00:27:37.800 going to pull your

00:27:38.260 permit how long do

00:27:40.640 you resist if you're

00:27:42.600 the donut shop and

00:27:44.580 the police come in

00:27:45.360 and say you know

00:27:46.220 it's against guidelines

00:27:47.300 can't let you do it

00:27:48.560 we're going to pull

00:27:49.060 your permit to do

00:27:50.400 business or we're

00:27:52.780 going to what fine

00:27:54.040 you something you

00:27:54.960 can't afford it would

00:27:56.820 be the easiest thing

00:27:57.760 in the world for the

00:27:59.020 authorities anywhere to

00:28:01.140 stop small businesses

00:28:02.540 from opening it'd be

00:28:03.640 really easy and it'd

00:28:04.740 be even easier to stop

00:28:05.860 big businesses because

00:28:07.500 you can just say to

00:28:08.520 them directly hey

00:28:09.320 you're a big business

00:28:10.260 CEO not yet so you

00:28:13.280 wouldn't get CEOs to

00:28:14.720 go rogue and the

00:28:16.500 small businesses are

00:28:17.500 too vulnerable they're

00:28:18.620 not going to take a

00:28:19.480 chance you know even

00:28:21.040 in desperation the

00:28:23.760 police can still shut

00:28:24.720 them down easily and

00:28:25.920 you don't have to shut

00:28:26.640 too many down before

00:28:28.260 everybody says ah this

00:28:29.460 isn't working so I

00:28:31.040 don't think there can

00:28:32.040 be somebody says

00:28:33.540 health code violations

00:28:34.560 they can always find

00:28:35.600 something so I don't

00:28:37.840 think there can be an

00:28:40.340 echo we're going back

00:28:43.920 to work it's just too

00:28:45.360 easy to stop them but

00:28:47.140 the individuals will of

00:28:48.280 course here's some

00:28:51.700 other stuff that might

00:28:53.240 be good there's some

00:28:56.140 indication that an

00:28:57.100 existing asthma drug

00:28:58.520 called Singulair

00:28:59.720 Singulair shows promise

00:29:02.500 for treating COVID-19

00:29:05.860 that would be good

00:29:07.680 now that's again it's

00:29:09.120 one of many things we're

00:29:10.180 looking at but there's

00:29:12.180 some reason to believe

00:29:13.360 that this is a strong

00:29:15.320 contender wouldn't that

00:29:16.300 be great then Australia

00:29:18.620 has introduced today

00:29:19.880 their contact tracer an

00:29:22.420 app that figures out who

00:29:24.580 comes in contact with who

00:29:25.960 and if you get I guess it's

00:29:28.500 is voluntary but if you use

00:29:31.360 the app and you also get

00:29:34.020 tested as positive then and

00:29:36.660 only then it becomes

00:29:38.620 unencrypted and I guess

00:29:40.320 authorities can figure out

00:29:41.420 who you contacted or who you

00:29:43.420 were near and then they can

00:29:44.440 contact them and somebody

00:29:46.860 says they're already on that

00:29:48.120 now is that as good as I'm not

00:29:51.580 as informed as I should be

00:29:53.020 about what Apple and Google are

00:29:54.500 doing don't we basically have

00:29:56.680 that is what Apple and Google

00:30:00.040 are doing together where

00:30:01.440 they're I guess pooling their

00:30:03.200 data of location information

00:30:05.200 is that the same or as good

00:30:07.680 as or not as good as the

00:30:09.400 Australian app so I don't know

00:30:12.680 I don't know if we're doing

00:30:14.520 something similar or better

00:30:15.740 so here's the thing how long can

00:30:22.560 government go without taxes

00:30:24.100 all right I didn't want to say

00:30:28.680 this but I feel like somebody

00:30:30.880 has to say it out loud there's

00:30:33.760 there's a few things that you

00:30:36.520 just don't want to say out loud

00:30:37.900 but we can't really avoid it

00:30:41.680 anymore there isn't any

00:30:44.040 scenario in which restaurants are

00:30:45.860 going to get back to full revenue

00:30:48.300 you'd agree right now you could

00:30:51.520 say well someday yeah like in a

00:30:53.320 year or two but and I don't know

00:30:55.920 any restaurant that could

00:30:57.660 survive if their business went

00:30:59.660 down 20 percent for a year

00:31:01.300 because business restaurants don't

00:31:03.980 have much margin and they're kind

00:31:06.440 of permanently at least a small

00:31:08.160 restaurants especially I think

00:31:10.360 every restaurant will be pushed

00:31:11.760 below the profitability line so if

00:31:15.620 they have to lose money every month

00:31:17.420 just to be open how many small

00:31:19.940 restaurants are going to lose

00:31:21.160 money every month just to be open

00:31:23.420 you know at what point do they

00:31:25.160 just say well I better do

00:31:26.840 something else because I can't

00:31:27.980 lose more money so I don't know

00:31:30.980 that there's any way restaurants

00:31:32.580 can survive I don't see any path

00:31:35.700 for that now of course you know if

00:31:39.020 we had enough time things would

00:31:41.180 change and adjust and you know

00:31:43.300 there's always a way to adjust to

00:31:44.880 things in the long run but in the

00:31:46.740 short run it's hard for me to see

00:31:49.420 any scenario in which there are

00:31:51.320 still restaurants in a year from

00:31:52.820 now except for takeout yeah takeout

00:31:55.960 will be bustling I hope I'm wrong

00:31:59.400 and I hope that we come up with

00:32:00.780 some way to do that now to your

00:32:02.220 question how long can the

00:32:03.760 government go without taxes how long

00:32:06.640 can we print money like you know

00:32:09.100 we've printed more money than our GDP

00:32:12.000 at this point just for this year I

00:32:14.720 think now how long somebody says

00:32:18.340 food trucks yeah maybe food trucks

00:32:19.900 will be a bigger deal how long can

00:32:24.200 the country go without tax revenue

00:32:26.540 how long can we run up how long can

00:32:29.080 we print money first of all nobody

00:32:31.080 knows but I feel as though the only

00:32:35.100 thing that's going to happen well let

00:32:38.140 me make a bigger story about this the

00:32:40.940 coronavirus is destroying a system

00:32:44.460 that was not sustainable think about

00:32:48.600 that that there's there's your mind

00:32:51.000 your mind effing thought for the night

00:32:53.400 this the system we had the one we were

00:32:56.440 living in that was doing so well and

00:32:59.040 unemployment was low and everything it

00:33:01.000 was completely unsustainable wasn't even

00:33:04.120 close to being sustainable and everybody

00:33:07.620 knew it meaning that the debt was out of

00:33:10.520 control and there were some demographic

00:33:13.160 you know time bombs that were coming

00:33:15.020 for you know welfare and everything

00:33:16.620 else and then the robots are going to

00:33:18.560 take the jobs and of course you know

00:33:21.100 we've got every every other problem in

00:33:22.740 the world so we before coronavirus we

00:33:25.940 had a system that couldn't possibly

00:33:27.600 work it was going to fail we didn't

00:33:30.720 know when yeah we didn't know if we had

00:33:32.640 10 years or 20 but we didn't have

00:33:35.460 anything that looked like a path to

00:33:38.520 stop runaway spending which eventually

00:33:40.560 would crush the system and everybody

00:33:42.260 knew it there was no no no democrat

00:33:44.820 no republican no nobody every single

00:33:48.120 person knew we were pretending to be in

00:33:51.000 a system that could last and we weren't

00:33:53.240 we were not in a system that had any

00:33:55.720 chance of lasting and now now the

00:33:59.440 question has been called because the

00:34:01.000 coronavirus just said hey let me remove

00:34:03.720 all of your assumptions let me take

00:34:05.980 away all your safety let me let me change

00:34:08.080 all the rules and suddenly we look at

00:34:11.040 and say hey our system is completely

00:34:13.500 dismantled what are you going to do

00:34:16.580 and the answer of course will be what we

00:34:20.820 always do which is to reinvent we will

00:34:23.540 reinvent we will come back stronger and

00:34:27.240 the reason we'll come back stronger is

00:34:29.240 because of this destruction it it just is

00:34:32.480 you know breaking everything so you have

00:34:34.220 to you have to come up with a new way for

00:34:36.460 everything the biggest change I think

00:34:39.300 will will be that I think we're going to

00:34:42.860 have let me just sort of brainstorm out

00:34:47.780 loud I'll be thinking aloud here so don't

00:34:51.200 take this too seriously as of today this

00:34:53.920 is a brand new thought I feel like the

00:34:56.200 only way that society can go forward is

00:34:59.300 with a universal basic income that everybody

00:35:02.880 gets regardless of your income and it

00:35:05.520 would go something like this just just for

00:35:08.380 conversation that everyone in the country

00:35:10.980 gets a hundred thousand dollars or maybe

00:35:12.920 every household gets a little more if they

00:35:14.780 have kids and stuff but let's say every

00:35:17.060 single individual gets just a hundred

00:35:18.760 thousand dollars but there's a catch the

00:35:22.180 only thing you can spend your hundred thousand

00:35:24.140 dollars on is shelter and energy and the

00:35:28.040 basics you couldn't buy a car with it you

00:35:30.660 couldn't you couldn't buy clothes with it

00:35:33.120 so I almost think that we need a second

00:35:36.120 currency you know one currency that's your

00:35:40.080 universal basic income and you've you've

00:35:43.080 you've got it in your let's say it's in your

00:35:44.860 wallet let's say it's a digital currency and

00:35:47.440 you can use it at the grocery store you can

00:35:49.320 use it to pay your rent all your basics but

00:35:51.800 you just can't use it for luxury and

00:35:54.640 somebody says this is horrible I'm out

00:35:58.200 have you heard the idea whoever said

00:36:02.000 this are seriously seriously uh

00:36:05.140 twitterfine who says this is horrible I'm

00:36:07.440 out now are you an economist are you a

00:36:11.740 professional economist who is also a

00:36:13.740 mind reader because not only can you see

00:36:16.420 all of the ramifications of this idea

00:36:18.480 which has never been tried but at the same

00:36:21.800 time you can read my mind and you know how

00:36:24.580 the sentences are going to end so you're

00:36:27.240 out you know how about opening your mind

00:36:30.500 just a little bit just a little bit so

00:36:33.880 here's what I'm you know I'm not even

00:36:36.700 claiming that I'm proposing a good idea I'm

00:36:39.080 just brainstorming here so settle down

00:36:40.840 so the idea would be that you need to keep

00:36:45.960 free market incentives no matter what and

00:36:48.980 there was there would always be enough

00:36:50.360 people like me who say well I'm not happy

00:36:53.120 with the basic life I need I need a real

00:36:55.880 life I need a life where you know I can

00:36:58.840 grow and do things and you know make an

00:37:01.440 impact and stuff like that so I could still

00:37:04.160 go do my thing and then I could own earn earn as

00:37:06.980 much as I want just like now now somebody

00:37:10.940 says it's socialism but let me say this as

00:37:14.500 clearly as I can if you're if you're

00:37:18.420 dismissing it because it's socialism that

00:37:20.380 means you don't understand it right so let

00:37:23.700 me say as clearly as possible you're not

00:37:25.800 disagreeing with it because it's socialism

00:37:27.980 you're not understanding it because we

00:37:32.140 currently have a system that has all kinds

00:37:34.000 of socialism built into it this would just

00:37:36.700 be a simplification of existing socialism we

00:37:40.840 you know if you're saying to yourself

00:37:42.740 Scott Scott Scott you know I'll never live in

00:37:46.420 this system with socialism I say to you

00:37:48.600 we're already here the coronavirus has just

00:37:52.780 made it painfully obvious that the

00:37:55.500 government is is going to be supporting

00:37:57.840 most of the public probably for the long

00:38:00.520 run because most of the public won't have

00:38:02.900 enough skills when the you know when the

00:38:05.700 robots come this is just you know Andrew Yang's

00:38:08.480 thing and of course he's right but in the

00:38:11.380 long run there will be people who have the

00:38:14.380 right skills to make extra money and do

00:38:16.840 extra stuff and there'll be a whole bunch

00:38:18.760 of people who just don't have any skills

00:38:20.660 that have any economic value and we're not

00:38:24.060 going to want them to die you know you

00:38:26.100 don't want your grandma to die because she

00:38:27.900 doesn't have good economic skills so the

00:38:30.820 the likelihood of a universal basic income

00:38:34.320 it doesn't matter if you think it's a good

00:38:36.500 idea it really doesn't there's no other

00:38:39.500 alternative and I think Andrew Yang would

00:38:41.560 agree with that you can hate it all day

00:38:43.540 long it's going to happen anyway because

00:38:46.500 there isn't another alternative so so you

00:38:49.560 have to lose you have to lose your fairy

00:38:53.000 tale hallucination that there's some other

00:38:55.780 path where that doesn't happen that doesn't

00:38:58.480 exist anymore and and I think the

00:39:02.620 coronavirus made plain that some number of

00:39:06.400 people just have to have to have a

00:39:07.780 simplified life now here are some ways you

00:39:10.220 could go about it you could for example

00:39:11.780 say there are certain states or counties

00:39:14.120 or locations where the people who live

00:39:17.300 there are all the people who have lower

00:39:19.040 cost housing they they ride their bikes

00:39:21.880 everywhere it's maybe it's a designed city

00:39:24.740 so that everything's closed you can walk to

00:39:26.860 it you know the the housing is designed

00:39:29.620 from scratch to be really low cost but

00:39:31.900 high efficiency and and those people just

00:39:35.100 live there and they can live there as long

00:39:36.760 as they want they just can't grow so so you

00:39:40.700 still have your market incentives like

00:39:42.740 crazy just like now but the people who

00:39:45.800 don't really have any chance of making it in

00:39:47.660 the future would also have some way to to get

00:39:51.280 by and and then they could also they can

00:39:54.880 move up if they want to based on their own

00:39:56.680 work all right so

00:39:59.720 remember if you hear this idea and you say

00:40:04.240 to yourself that's impractical it will never

00:40:06.320 work

00:40:06.680 you have to finish the sentence because you

00:40:10.900 can't say it's a bad idea that's not the

00:40:14.220 you haven't finished the sentence the rest of

00:40:16.560 the sentence is compared to and then you say

00:40:20.360 what you're comparing it to now if you say no

00:40:23.060 so Scott I don't like your idea because you

00:40:26.840 know capitalism the way we did it before

00:40:28.700 works so well to which I say no it didn't it

00:40:32.600 was a complete failure we just didn't get the we

00:40:35.440 didn't get the bill yet the only reason that

00:40:37.740 we had any economic security or or economic let's

00:40:41.240 say growth is because we borrowed the money from

00:40:43.560 from from young people who don't know it yet so

00:40:47.840 we didn't have actual productivity we had a sort

00:40:51.600 of fake financial one that felt good for a

00:40:53.780 while so if you if you want to go back to the

00:40:56.000 other system that's not a plan because the

00:40:59.100 other system doesn't even exist you know it's

00:41:03.680 not like you can get on the path that takes you to

00:41:06.040 grandma's house it there is no path to grandma's

00:41:09.480 house you can't get on something that was never

00:41:11.740 there in the first place we just pretended it was

00:41:13.640 there so in the long run I think that we will

00:41:17.400 figure out how to live cheaper better lives

00:41:20.080 that will be more bulletproof you know we'll be

00:41:22.560 better in every way I'm pretty sure that the the

00:41:25.960 golden age is still now somebody says UBI is

00:41:30.740 death is there any thinking behind that I don't

00:41:36.480 know that there is tiny houses for everyone

00:41:41.080 someone says I don't know

00:41:42.380 coronavirus has shown that cities are no longer a

00:41:49.360 viable concept there's something to that

00:41:51.980 traffic tells you that cities are no longer a

00:41:56.140 viable concept yeah if you tried to spend time in

00:41:59.120 New York City New York City is completely

00:42:01.920 broken in terms of trying to get from one place

00:42:05.020 to another you're you're basically trapped or it's

00:42:08.760 just a horrible you know horrible experience to get

00:42:11.620 anywhere I mean you can go in the subways but then

00:42:13.520 you're you know you've got all those problems

00:42:15.940 somebody says Scott Scott Scott we already have UBI

00:42:20.780 it's called welfare well it's not it's not what I I

00:42:25.400 just described because if you get your welfare check you

00:42:28.820 can spend on anything you want and I do not recommend

00:42:32.280 debt that would be anti that would be a bad incentive

00:42:36.940 but you will you don't want those people to die you want

00:42:40.380 them to have the basics of life but if they want a little

00:42:42.980 extra they're gonna have to work for it

00:42:45.580 where would the money come from where did where did

00:42:51.880 Bitcoin come from you know where did the money come from that

00:42:55.560 we just printed so one of the weird things about money is

00:42:58.980 that you can just print it you can just make it you can just

00:43:01.780 say oh we got money now and of course governments can do

00:43:05.140 that in a way that individuals can't and the reason that

00:43:08.340 the United States can just invent money is that they can say

00:43:12.280 we'll accept it in taxes so as soon as the government says

00:43:15.740 yeah if you pay your taxes and this kind of money we'll take

00:43:18.240 it well that gives the money value because you always have

00:43:21.180 something you can buy with it which is paying your taxes so

00:43:24.940 the government can create a currency and a nothing and just

00:43:28.700 say well we back it so here it is you know we're gonna send

00:43:32.580 you some money if you don't want it you don't have to take

00:43:35.180 it but wouldn't it be nice you could use it to buy some

00:43:37.840 groceries

00:43:38.240 all right Nival's opposition to UBI is very persuasive

00:43:46.940 yeah you know I can see what's happening here which is

00:43:49.680 um uh this is why this is why we can't have nice things

00:43:54.640 if if anything that you say about what I've been talking about here

00:44:00.180 is that UBI doesn't work or that socialism is bad

00:44:04.340 then you didn't understand what I said

00:44:06.520 all right because I'm not I'm not recommending

00:44:09.760 you know Andrew Yang's version of UBI

00:44:12.320 because his would let you spend it on anything you want

00:44:15.500 and I think that's a flaw in the flaw in it

00:44:17.360 I don't know what Nival's um uh his I don't know what his objection is

00:44:22.660 but I would assume it's because of what it does to um incentives

00:44:26.900 and I've described a situation where the people who get the basic income

00:44:31.800 can only have a basic life

00:44:33.680 and if that's good enough well they don't need to do anymore

00:44:37.400 but most people would say you know I'd like a little extra

00:44:40.600 I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little extra work

00:44:43.740 all right um yeah so so all the things that people say

00:44:51.620 about uh this could cause inflation

00:44:53.640 etc those are all true

00:44:56.520 but again you have to compare it to a system

00:44:59.540 that can't work doesn't work

00:45:01.040 was already broken which was our current system

00:45:03.540 so we don't actually have a system that works

00:45:06.480 nor do we have an idea for one that would work

00:45:09.500 we don't have one to go back to

00:45:12.020 and we have no idea how to build one

00:45:14.160 but we do have those skills

00:45:16.880 so I do believe that you know

00:45:19.400 the country possesses in abundance

00:45:22.220 enough smart people who could say you know

00:45:24.760 let's try this

00:45:26.400 let's let's uh

00:45:28.800 let's print some uh

00:45:31.300 some money that we use for the basics

00:45:33.440 and we use our other money for everything else

00:45:35.460 and international trade and all that

00:45:37.360 and there you go

00:45:39.160 um

00:45:40.060 debate Naval

00:45:41.580 I'll bet we would not

00:45:43.280 see now the fact that you say that

00:45:46.000 makes me think you don't understand what I'm saying

00:45:48.720 because I don't think we would disagree

00:45:51.640 I don't think

00:45:54.380 um

00:45:55.880 I'll ask him about it

00:45:58.400 uh right

00:46:00.300 um

00:46:01.020 Naval is about voting for more UBI

00:46:07.120 is the problem that people can just vote themselves a raise

00:46:11.520 is that what you're saying

00:46:12.180 well

00:46:13.460 that's also fixed by mine

00:46:16.220 because the only things they can buy are the basics anyway

00:46:18.820 uh

00:46:21.960 you think the stores have been bogarted

00:46:23.660 way for everything

00:46:24.680 free for all

00:46:26.280 now of course

00:46:27.480 I'm not suggesting anything like that

00:46:29.620 so

00:46:30.420 if I see some objections

00:46:32.220 that show that you understand what I've suggested

00:46:34.920 I might uh

00:46:36.800 engage with them

00:46:38.120 um

00:46:40.260 oh Naval advocates for universal basic necessities

00:46:43.300 that's

00:46:44.440 that's just what I said

00:46:45.560 so it sounds like Naval and I have exactly the same

00:46:48.720 plan

00:46:49.440 why would he disagree with it

00:46:51.320 so if he's saying that we should give people necessities

00:46:53.920 that's just another way of saying

00:46:56.200 um

00:46:56.700 you can't use this money to buy

00:46:58.660 fancy clothes and

00:47:00.040 and a library doodle

00:47:01.420 that's all I'm saying

00:47:02.940 I'm just

00:47:03.540 I'm just saying a mechanism for doing it

00:47:05.340 might be a second currency

00:47:07.080 I don't think he would disagree with that

00:47:08.480 but I'll ask him

00:47:11.540 um

00:47:12.880 aren't there already rules

00:47:14.660 for what you can buy with food stamps

00:47:16.720 yeah

00:47:16.980 food stamps just being

00:47:18.340 a limited example of that

00:47:20.160 that is correct

00:47:21.060 your brainstorming has crashed

00:47:26.380 I don't know what that means

00:47:27.300 somebody says

00:47:29.780 did the simulation create the virus

00:47:31.480 to address climate change

00:47:33.060 well

00:47:33.800 believe it or not

00:47:35.220 that was actually one of my notes

00:47:37.000 and I skipped it

00:47:38.100 because uh

00:47:39.980 I didn't want to sound like a jerk

00:47:41.900 but now because you've asked me this question

00:47:44.360 in the uh

00:47:45.400 comments

00:47:45.800 I can blame you

00:47:47.340 so now I can talk about it

00:47:49.900 so I'll use the lawyer trick

00:47:51.700 well you brought it up

00:47:53.120 I would not have said this

00:47:55.340 this is just a horrible thought

00:47:56.860 but hey you brought it up

00:47:57.960 so

00:47:58.200 it's on you now

00:47:59.820 and it goes like this

00:48:01.360 um

00:48:02.640 you've heard the idea

00:48:04.520 that the

00:48:05.080 that the earth

00:48:05.980 is sort of

00:48:06.900 somehow magically

00:48:07.940 self-regulating

00:48:09.100 that if the

00:48:10.700 if the

00:48:11.020 if the earth gets out of balance

00:48:12.520 in some way

00:48:13.220 then it will find a way

00:48:15.140 and you might not

00:48:16.580 you might not see a coven

00:48:18.160 that it'll find a way

00:48:19.740 to get back in balance

00:48:20.780 now

00:48:21.620 I have no reason to believe

00:48:23.280 that's true

00:48:23.860 right

00:48:25.260 there's

00:48:25.700 I don't know

00:48:27.340 what logic

00:48:28.080 you would use

00:48:28.820 to say that the earth

00:48:29.820 needs to go back to balance

00:48:32.020 because it seems to me

00:48:33.420 that every planet

00:48:34.220 is

00:48:34.500 changed

00:48:35.820 you know

00:48:36.300 every year forever

00:48:37.160 so

00:48:37.680 I don't know

00:48:38.420 there's any reason

00:48:39.340 they would be in balance

00:48:40.100 but

00:48:40.420 if you take the assumption

00:48:42.500 that the earth does

00:48:44.200 know how to balance itself

00:48:46.100 and

00:48:47.100 the earth

00:48:47.760 being the sum

00:48:49.360 of all the creatures

00:48:50.220 and energy on it

00:48:51.120 it's not

00:48:51.480 it's not just the dirt

00:48:52.640 of the earth

00:48:53.660 I'm talking about

00:48:54.200 the animals

00:48:55.180 and creatures

00:48:55.740 and everything else

00:48:56.420 and

00:48:57.600 if there was one thing

00:48:59.460 that could deal with

00:49:00.420 the impact

00:49:01.800 of humans

00:49:02.820 it would be

00:49:04.440 a virus

00:49:05.020 that

00:49:05.480 primarily

00:49:06.340 killed

00:49:07.020 older people

00:49:08.360 and also

00:49:09.760 put such a

00:49:11.180 crimp on

00:49:11.700 economic activity

00:49:12.920 that it

00:49:14.200 cooled the planet

00:49:15.160 and made sure

00:49:16.440 we had enough

00:49:17.040 resources

00:49:17.540 at the same time

00:49:18.600 because

00:49:19.660 as you know

00:49:21.640 if you take

00:49:22.140 let's take healthcare

00:49:22.940 yeah

00:49:25.080 there's some

00:49:26.060 gigantic proportion

00:49:27.380 of the total

00:49:28.200 healthcare you spend

00:49:29.140 for your whole life

00:49:30.100 ends up happening

00:49:31.420 in the last few years

00:49:32.560 of your life

00:49:33.120 because that's when

00:49:34.100 things get expensive

00:49:35.000 so

00:49:36.540 there are going to be

00:49:37.260 a lot of people

00:49:37.920 who would have been

00:49:39.320 very expensive

00:49:40.300 and here's why

00:49:41.120 I'm glad you brought

00:49:41.840 this up instead of me

00:49:42.740 who would be

00:49:43.840 very expensive

00:49:44.500 to the system

00:49:45.460 who if this virus

00:49:47.560 had been

00:49:48.740 created magically

00:49:50.360 by you know

00:49:51.220 the earth

00:49:51.740 trying to balance

00:49:52.520 itself

00:49:52.900 it would be

00:49:54.420 sort of exactly

00:49:55.500 the way to do it

00:49:56.480 the

00:49:57.960 the

00:49:58.740 the thing

00:49:59.620 that's hard

00:49:59.980 to ignore

00:50:00.560 is that

00:50:02.000 if the earth

00:50:02.880 were alive

00:50:03.700 I'm not saying

00:50:04.700 it is

00:50:05.140 but if the world

00:50:06.640 were sort of like

00:50:07.320 conscious

00:50:07.980 and it just said

00:50:09.560 all right

00:50:09.920 I guess

00:50:10.240 it looks like

00:50:10.780 it's getting

00:50:11.060 a little warm

00:50:11.700 in here

00:50:12.100 around here

00:50:13.240 I better do

00:50:14.780 something

00:50:15.200 to adjust it

00:50:16.940 I can't think

00:50:18.140 of anything

00:50:18.520 that would be

00:50:19.080 as effective

00:50:19.760 as this

00:50:20.260 maybe a volcano

00:50:21.100 so it looks

00:50:25.240 weirdly

00:50:25.780 weirdly

00:50:27.160 sort of on

00:50:28.120 the nose

00:50:28.700 for solving

00:50:30.340 climate change

00:50:32.020 but I think

00:50:33.940 the

00:50:34.180 the Michael Moore

00:50:35.200 backed film

00:50:35.920 Planet of the Humans

00:50:36.880 ended green energy

00:50:38.420 as a

00:50:39.060 as an option

00:50:40.220 and I think

00:50:41.020 that the

00:50:41.460 coronavirus

00:50:41.940 and

00:50:43.580 you know

00:50:44.400 everything

00:50:45.100 that's

00:50:45.580 changed

00:50:46.340 about

00:50:46.780 civilization

00:50:47.880 I think

00:50:49.080 it just

00:50:49.340 makes the

00:50:49.740 green new

00:50:50.220 deal

00:50:50.500 seem

00:50:50.960 I don't

00:50:52.780 just not

00:50:53.260 important

00:50:53.700 maybe

00:50:54.720 someday

00:50:55.080 we'll circle

00:50:55.620 back to it

00:50:56.240 but the

00:50:57.000 last thing

00:50:57.460 we have to

00:50:57.820 worry about

00:50:58.180 now

00:50:58.400 is polluting

00:50:59.020 too much

00:50:59.600 sounds like

00:51:03.600 you just

00:51:03.860 validated

00:51:04.420 coronavirus

00:51:05.100 well

00:51:05.680 I wouldn't

00:51:06.660 call it

00:51:06.960 validated

00:51:07.580 somebody

00:51:09.220 says

00:51:09.480 climate

00:51:09.900 models

00:51:10.400 are as

00:51:10.800 accurate

00:51:11.180 as the

00:51:11.660 virus

00:51:11.980 models

00:51:12.340 that is

00:51:13.280 correct

00:51:13.720 which

00:51:14.640 means

00:51:14.940 that

00:51:15.120 they're

00:51:15.280 both

00:51:15.500 useful

00:51:15.900 only

00:51:18.620 people

00:51:18.980 who've

00:51:19.420 done

00:51:19.580 models

00:51:19.960 for

00:51:20.160 living

00:51:20.460 understand

00:51:20.940 that

00:51:21.340 you know

00:51:22.840 the

00:51:23.560 most

00:51:24.100 basic

00:51:25.000 misperception

00:51:25.840 is that

00:51:26.560 people

00:51:26.800 think

00:51:27.100 a

00:51:27.260 model

00:51:27.540 is

00:51:27.820 supposed

00:51:28.140 to

00:51:28.420 tell

00:51:28.600 you

00:51:28.700 what

00:51:28.880 the

00:51:29.000 future

00:51:29.320 will

00:51:29.560 be

00:51:29.780 can't

00:51:31.520 you

00:51:31.960 can't

00:51:32.200 do

00:51:32.300 that

00:51:32.600 nobody

00:51:33.400 can

00:51:33.620 predict

00:51:33.900 the

00:51:34.080 future

00:51:34.380 that's

00:51:35.000 not

00:51:35.140 a

00:51:35.280 thing

00:51:35.540 nobody's

00:51:36.640 ever

00:51:36.800 done

00:51:37.000 that

00:51:37.260 in

00:51:37.520 any

00:51:37.800 domain

00:51:38.280 you know

00:51:39.000 it

00:51:39.220 just

00:51:39.640 isn't

00:51:39.900 a

00:51:40.040 thing

00:51:40.220 what

00:51:41.120 a

00:51:41.260 model

00:51:41.520 can

00:51:41.860 do

00:51:42.160 and

00:51:43.440 I've

00:51:43.700 never

00:51:43.880 explained

00:51:44.280 it

00:51:44.420 this

00:51:44.600 way

00:51:44.760 so

00:51:44.920 this

00:51:45.060 might

00:51:45.240 be

00:51:45.340 the

00:51:45.500 first

00:51:45.720 time

00:51:45.960 you've

00:51:46.240 heard

00:51:46.620 the

00:51:46.820 good

00:51:47.060 explanation

00:51:47.580 what

00:51:48.520 a

00:51:48.660 model

00:51:48.880 can

00:51:49.220 do

00:51:49.520 is

00:51:50.320 if

00:51:50.480 you

00:51:50.620 try

00:51:50.880 all

00:51:51.060 the

00:51:51.200 different

00:51:51.460 variables

00:51:52.020 and

00:51:52.420 no

00:51:52.780 matter

00:51:52.960 what

00:51:53.200 variable

00:51:53.700 you

00:51:53.880 put

00:51:54.060 into

00:51:54.280 it

00:51:54.440 even

00:51:54.620 though

00:51:54.840 they're

00:51:54.980 just

00:51:55.180 estimates

00:51:55.680 and

00:51:55.880 assumptions

00:51:56.260 no

00:51:56.980 matter

00:51:57.180 what

00:51:57.420 you

00:51:57.560 do

00:51:57.860 if

00:51:58.580 it

00:51:58.700 shows

00:51:59.020 that

00:51:59.220 the

00:51:59.400 highest

00:51:59.880 part

00:52:00.200 of

00:52:00.300 the

00:52:00.400 range

00:52:00.800 isn't

00:52:01.300 going

00:52:01.440 to

00:52:01.540 kill

00:52:01.720 you

00:52:01.940 well

00:52:03.160 that's

00:52:03.700 good

00:52:04.040 because

00:52:05.180 you

00:52:05.500 can't

00:52:05.800 know

00:52:05.960 which

00:52:06.160 variables

00:52:06.760 are

00:52:06.960 the

00:52:07.120 right

00:52:07.340 ones

00:52:07.680 or

00:52:07.820 what

00:52:08.020 to

00:52:08.160 put

00:52:08.300 in

00:52:08.500 but

00:52:09.080 if

00:52:09.200 you

00:52:09.320 play

00:52:09.560 with

00:52:09.760 your

00:52:09.880 model

00:52:10.140 all

00:52:10.340 day

00:52:10.480 long

00:52:10.800 and

00:52:10.920 you've

00:52:11.120 changed

00:52:11.400 every

00:52:11.660 variable

00:52:12.080 within

00:52:12.400 the

00:52:12.620 range

00:52:12.900 that

00:52:13.020 you

00:52:13.120 think

00:52:13.300 is

00:52:13.420 not

00:52:13.640 crazy

00:52:14.040 and

00:52:14.580 there's

00:52:14.760 just

00:52:14.900 no

00:52:15.220 situation

00:52:15.860 where

00:52:16.640 the

00:52:16.800 world

00:52:17.020 is

00:52:17.260 destroyed

00:52:17.720 well

00:52:18.080 then

00:52:18.240 you've

00:52:18.420 got

00:52:18.560 some

00:52:18.740 decisions

00:52:19.140 so

00:52:20.000 that's

00:52:20.220 a

00:52:20.360 perfectly

00:52:20.860 good

00:52:21.200 use

00:52:21.440 of

00:52:21.600 a

00:52:21.740 model

00:52:22.020 likewise

00:52:23.160 you

00:52:23.640 do

00:52:23.820 the

00:52:23.980 same

00:52:24.160 thing

00:52:24.360 on

00:52:24.520 the

00:52:24.700 low

00:52:25.120 side

00:52:25.460 you

00:52:26.120 try

00:52:26.600 every

00:52:26.900 variable

00:52:27.320 you

00:52:27.560 can

00:52:27.820 every

00:52:28.500 different

00:52:28.800 assumption

00:52:29.280 even

00:52:29.720 wild

00:52:30.200 ones

00:52:30.500 and

00:52:30.980 you

00:52:31.080 say

00:52:31.220 all

00:52:31.380 right

00:52:31.480 what's

00:52:31.740 the

00:52:31.920 best

00:52:33.100 that

00:52:33.380 this

00:52:33.560 could

00:52:33.740 be

00:52:33.960 if

00:52:34.880 everything

00:52:35.640 went

00:52:35.940 the way

00:52:36.220 we

00:52:36.400 wanted

00:52:36.660 to

00:52:36.800 what's

00:52:37.020 the

00:52:37.160 best

00:52:37.500 it

00:52:37.660 could

00:52:37.780 be

00:52:38.100 and

00:52:38.700 then

00:52:39.360 you

00:52:39.480 look

00:52:39.660 at it

00:52:39.860 and say

00:52:40.060 oh

00:52:40.520 the best

00:52:42.800 it could

00:52:43.100 be

00:52:43.420 under

00:52:44.540 every

00:52:44.880 scenario

00:52:45.420 it still

00:52:46.560 gets a

00:52:46.940 little

00:52:47.080 bit

00:52:47.260 too

00:52:47.440 warm

00:52:47.740 we

00:52:47.920 don't

00:52:48.080 know

00:52:48.200 how

00:52:48.340 long

00:52:48.620 but

00:52:48.800 it's

00:52:49.220 going

00:52:49.340 to

00:52:49.380 get

00:52:49.500 a

00:52:49.600 little

00:52:49.680 too

00:52:49.880 warm

00:52:50.140 so

00:52:51.340 I

00:52:51.920 think

00:52:52.100 the

00:52:52.260 climate

00:52:52.540 models

00:52:52.920 do

00:52:53.140 that

00:52:53.500 they

00:52:54.440 tell

00:52:55.920 you

00:52:56.100 that

00:52:56.360 somewhere

00:52:57.720 in this

00:52:58.180 gigantic

00:52:58.680 range

00:52:59.300 we

00:53:00.060 might

00:53:00.280 have

00:53:00.520 trouble

00:53:00.860 but

00:53:02.020 that's

00:53:02.220 about

00:53:02.400 all

00:53:02.540 they

00:53:02.660 can

00:53:02.780 do

00:53:03.000 they

00:53:04.480 can't

00:53:04.740 tell

00:53:04.880 you

00:53:04.960 the

00:53:05.100 economics

00:53:05.540 they

00:53:05.820 can't

00:53:06.060 tell

00:53:06.160 you

00:53:06.280 what

00:53:06.420 we'll

00:53:06.680 invent

00:53:07.580 between

00:53:08.000 now

00:53:08.280 and

00:53:08.420 then

00:53:08.640 they

00:53:09.220 can't

00:53:09.500 tell

00:53:09.640 you

00:53:09.740 how

00:53:09.860 many

00:53:10.040 pandemics

00:53:10.620 we'll

00:53:10.840 have

00:53:11.080 that

00:53:11.240 will

00:53:11.400 rearrange

00:53:11.940 society

00:53:12.560 they

00:53:13.180 can't

00:53:13.480 tell

00:53:13.640 you

00:53:13.800 if

00:53:13.940 we'll

00:53:14.160 all

00:53:14.260 be

00:53:14.420 cyborgs

00:53:15.040 in

00:53:15.180 40

00:53:15.460 years

00:53:19.880 soon

00:53:20.060 as

00:53:20.200 you

00:53:20.320 buy

00:53:20.580 into

00:53:20.860 the

00:53:21.180 illusion

00:53:21.720 that

00:53:22.700 that's

00:53:23.000 what

00:53:23.160 they're

00:53:23.340 for

00:53:23.700 they're

00:53:24.260 not

00:53:24.420 even

00:53:24.600 for

00:53:24.940 that

00:53:25.340 they're

00:53:26.380 not

00:53:26.520 even

00:53:26.700 built

00:53:26.960 for

00:53:27.380 that

00:53:27.600 purpose

00:53:28.040 it's

00:53:28.700 only

00:53:28.860 to

00:53:29.040 tell

00:53:29.200 you

00:53:29.340 this

00:53:29.560 big

00:53:30.560 range

00:53:31.120 of

00:53:31.320 possibility

00:53:32.120 and

00:53:33.560 then

00:53:33.980 you

00:53:34.140 look

00:53:34.320 at

00:53:34.460 the

00:53:34.720 virus

00:53:36.260 models

00:53:36.640 and

00:53:36.800 you

00:53:36.880 say

00:53:37.040 hey

00:53:37.240 but

00:53:37.440 Scott

00:53:37.740 these

00:53:38.700 virus

00:53:39.040 models

00:53:39.300 have

00:53:39.480 this

00:53:39.660 giant

00:53:39.960 range

00:53:40.380 of

00:53:40.500 possibilities

00:53:41.020 and

00:53:41.720 it

00:53:41.820 was

00:53:41.940 still

00:53:42.260 outside

00:53:42.960 the

00:53:43.180 range

00:53:43.620 to

00:53:44.400 which

00:53:44.580 I

00:53:44.720 say

00:53:45.020 well

00:53:46.100 that's

00:53:46.400 more

00:53:46.600 evidence

00:53:49.880 because

00:53:50.740 if

00:53:51.620 the

00:53:51.800 model

00:53:52.020 said

00:53:52.340 we're

00:53:52.580 only

00:53:52.880 you

00:53:53.220 know

00:53:53.320 the

00:53:53.480 low

00:53:53.720 end

00:53:53.960 would

00:53:54.120 be

00:53:54.260 like

00:53:54.580 100,000

00:53:55.600 at

00:53:55.760 one

00:53:55.940 point

00:53:56.240 then it

00:53:56.480 got

00:53:56.620 lowered

00:53:56.880 but

00:53:57.560 if

00:53:57.680 the

00:53:57.780 low

00:53:57.980 point

00:53:58.420 was

00:53:58.580 100,000

00:53:59.280 and

00:53:59.700 we

00:53:59.820 came

00:54:00.080 in

00:54:00.280 at

00:54:00.480 70,000

00:54:04.900 and

00:54:05.660 the

00:54:05.800 low

00:54:05.980 part

00:54:06.180 of

00:54:06.240 the

00:54:06.320 model

00:54:06.500 was

00:54:06.680 100,000

00:54:07.320 that

00:54:08.160 means

00:54:08.360 the

00:54:08.500 model

00:54:08.720 worked

00:54:09.160 that's

00:54:10.200 not

00:54:10.340 missing

00:54:10.660 because

00:54:11.760 that's

00:54:12.040 so

00:54:12.240 close

00:54:12.600 to

00:54:12.780 the

00:54:12.920 bottom

00:54:13.140 range

00:54:13.680 and

00:54:14.500 with

00:54:14.780 full

00:54:15.020 mitigation

00:54:15.500 that

00:54:15.960 you'd

00:54:16.160 say

00:54:16.340 yeah

00:54:16.980 that was

00:54:17.200 pretty

00:54:17.360 close

00:54:17.720 it

00:54:18.460 did

00:54:18.680 tell

00:54:18.920 us

00:54:19.260 that

00:54:20.040 under

00:54:20.240 these

00:54:20.480 assumptions

00:54:20.900 with

00:54:21.240 full

00:54:21.480 mitigation

00:54:21.960 we're

00:54:22.680 going

00:54:22.760 to

00:54:22.780 be

00:54:22.920 somewhere

00:54:23.240 in

00:54:23.440 this

00:54:23.680 50,000

00:54:25.380 60,000

00:54:26.120 100,000

00:54:26.760 range

00:54:27.260 and

00:54:28.020 you

00:54:28.180 would

00:54:28.320 make

00:54:28.520 different

00:54:28.900 decisions

00:54:29.380 if

00:54:29.700 you're

00:54:29.860 in

00:54:29.980 that

00:54:30.140 range

00:54:30.520 than

00:54:31.180 you

00:54:31.320 would

00:54:31.520 if

00:54:31.660 it

00:54:31.780 were

00:54:31.980 1 or

00:54:32.360 2

00:54:32.520 million

00:54:32.780 so

00:54:33.440 did

00:54:33.680 the

00:54:33.900 models

00:54:34.560 work

00:54:35.020 completely

00:54:36.100 the

00:54:37.440 models

00:54:37.840 completely

00:54:38.680 worked

00:54:39.280 for

00:54:40.060 what

00:54:40.320 models

00:54:40.740 can

00:54:41.120 do

00:54:41.420 what

00:54:42.820 models

00:54:43.220 did

00:54:43.500 not

00:54:43.760 do

00:54:44.040 is

00:54:44.720 tell

00:54:44.900 you

00:54:45.020 what

00:54:45.140 the

00:54:45.280 future

00:54:45.540 would

00:54:47.200 they

00:54:49.340 just

00:54:49.560 can't

00:54:49.820 do

00:54:49.940 that

00:54:50.260 and

00:54:51.040 as soon

00:54:51.500 as you

00:54:51.700 fool

00:54:52.000 yourself

00:54:52.380 into

00:54:52.620 thinking

00:54:52.960 that

00:54:53.220 they

00:54:53.380 can

00:54:53.540 do

00:54:53.700 that

00:54:53.980 that's

00:54:54.580 when

00:54:54.740 your

00:54:54.900 world

00:54:55.140 doesn't

00:54:55.420 make

00:54:55.600 sense

00:54:55.880 anymore

00:54:56.240 because

00:54:57.060 you

00:54:57.160 think

00:54:57.380 those

00:54:58.020 idiots

00:54:58.420 are

00:54:58.920 you

00:54:59.020 telling

00:54:59.180 me

00:54:59.300 they

00:54:59.460 closed

00:54:59.840 the

00:55:00.020 economy

00:55:00.420 and

00:55:00.740 their

00:55:01.480 models

00:55:01.860 were

00:55:02.120 wrong

00:55:02.500 no

00:55:03.580 that

00:55:03.760 never

00:55:04.000 happened

00:55:04.380 because

00:55:05.180 there's

00:55:05.360 no

00:55:05.480 such

00:55:05.700 thing

00:55:05.880 as

00:55:06.000 a

00:55:06.100 model

00:55:06.280 that's

00:55:06.500 right

00:55:06.800 you

00:55:07.720 can't

00:55:07.920 have

00:55:08.020 a

00:55:08.120 model

00:55:08.300 that's

00:55:08.480 wrong

00:55:08.860 if

00:55:09.520 there's

00:55:09.660 no

00:55:09.840 possibility

00:55:10.480 of it

00:55:10.800 being

00:55:10.940 right

00:55:11.260 and

00:55:11.960 there

00:55:12.080 is

00:55:12.200 no

00:55:12.340 possibility

00:55:12.880 because

00:55:13.280 nobody

00:55:13.640 can

00:55:13.840 see

00:55:13.960 the

00:55:14.120 future

00:55:14.420 all

00:55:16.620 right

00:55:16.840 we

00:55:21.160 ruined

00:55:21.560 our

00:55:21.800 world

00:55:22.160 economy

00:55:22.780 because

00:55:23.220 the

00:55:23.400 models

00:55:23.740 incorrect

00:55:24.700 completely

00:55:26.120 incorrect

00:55:26.680 so

00:55:27.200 everybody

00:55:27.540 who

00:55:27.840 thinks

00:55:28.120 that

00:55:28.320 the

00:55:28.500 models

00:55:29.080 are

00:55:29.980 why

00:55:30.260 we

00:55:30.460 closed

00:55:30.740 the

00:55:30.900 economy

00:55:31.300 has

00:55:32.080 not

00:55:32.300 listened

00:55:32.680 to

00:55:33.100 Dr.

00:55:33.680 Fauci

00:55:34.000 who

00:55:34.940 said

00:55:35.320 no

00:55:35.720 we

00:55:35.940 were

00:55:36.060 watching

00:55:36.420 what

00:55:36.620 was

00:55:36.780 happening

00:55:37.120 in

00:55:37.480 China

00:55:37.820 and

00:55:38.100 Italy

00:55:38.400 and

00:55:39.280 it

00:55:39.600 wouldn't

00:55:39.840 matter

00:55:40.100 what

00:55:40.380 the

00:55:40.580 model

00:55:40.880 said

00:55:41.260 if

00:55:42.100 you're

00:55:42.500 watching

00:55:42.880 China

00:55:44.100 just

00:55:44.440 get

00:55:44.640 decimated

00:55:45.240 and

00:55:45.520 Italy

00:55:45.940 get

00:55:46.220 decimated

00:55:46.720 and you

00:55:47.040 see

00:55:47.200 it's

00:55:47.320 coming

00:55:47.580 toward

00:55:47.840 you

00:55:48.100 Fauci

00:55:49.520 said

00:55:49.780 this

00:55:49.960 directly

00:55:50.400 he

00:55:51.280 said

00:55:51.540 no

00:55:51.860 we

00:55:52.040 didn't

00:55:52.280 need

00:55:52.880 the

00:55:53.040 models

00:55:53.380 for

00:55:53.620 that

00:55:53.980 you

00:55:55.420 could

00:55:55.620 tell

00:55:55.820 this

00:55:56.000 was

00:55:56.140 some

00:55:56.320 bad

00:55:56.620 stuff

00:55:57.060 no

00:55:57.960 model

00:55:58.260 required

00:55:58.760 the

00:56:00.720 models

00:56:01.080 are

00:56:01.220 mostly

00:56:01.500 to

00:56:01.720 communicate

00:56:02.160 with

00:56:02.400 the

00:56:02.540 public

00:56:02.920 really

00:56:03.360 that's

00:56:03.720 the

00:56:04.160 primary

00:56:04.480 thing

00:56:04.760 that

00:56:04.920 they

00:56:05.040 do

00:56:05.260 and

00:56:06.020 they

00:56:06.180 mislead

00:56:06.660 the

00:56:06.860 public

00:56:08.400 models

00:56:12.180 showed

00:56:12.500 that

00:56:12.680 hospitals

00:56:13.160 would

00:56:13.420 be

00:56:13.580 overwhelmed

00:56:14.160 and

00:56:16.760 again

00:56:17.300 are you

00:56:18.880 saying

00:56:19.260 those

00:56:19.680 models

00:56:20.060 were

00:56:20.340 wrong

00:56:20.860 because

00:56:21.820 they

00:56:22.100 did

00:56:22.300 not

00:56:22.540 predict

00:56:23.080 the

00:56:23.980 capacity

00:56:24.760 of the

00:56:25.020 hospitals

00:56:25.420 because

00:56:26.060 if you're

00:56:26.380 saying

00:56:26.560 that

00:56:26.840 again

00:56:27.140 you

00:56:27.340 don't

00:56:27.540 understand

00:56:27.920 what a

00:56:28.200 model

00:56:28.420 is

00:56:28.720 the

00:56:29.900 model

00:56:30.300 can't

00:56:30.760 tell

00:56:31.000 you

00:56:31.180 what

00:56:31.380 it

00:56:31.500 will

00:56:31.660 be

00:56:32.000 can't

00:56:32.880 do

00:56:33.020 that

00:56:33.340 it's

00:56:33.820 not

00:56:34.000 made

00:56:34.200 for

00:56:34.340 that

00:56:34.600 nobody

00:56:35.080 wanted

00:56:35.420 it

00:56:35.620 to

00:56:35.700 do

00:56:35.800 that

00:56:36.620 only

00:56:38.220 the

00:56:38.400 range

00:56:38.800 that's

00:56:39.340 it

00:56:39.580 and

00:56:41.120 I

00:56:41.240 think

00:56:41.400 we

00:56:41.580 were

00:56:41.780 within

00:56:42.080 the

00:56:42.260 range

00:56:42.540 in

00:56:42.780 my

00:56:42.940 opinion

00:56:43.220 why

00:56:45.220 do

00:56:45.320 you

00:56:45.420 leave

00:56:45.600 your

00:56:45.760 cork

00:56:46.140 board

00:56:46.480 blank

00:56:46.900 I

00:56:47.860 do

00:56:48.040 that

00:56:48.280 because

00:56:48.540 I

00:56:48.880 don't

00:56:49.020 like

00:56:49.300 a

00:56:49.680 lot

00:56:49.800 of

00:56:49.920 busy

00:56:50.200 stuff

00:56:50.580 behind

00:56:50.980 me

00:56:51.200 I

00:56:51.540 only

00:56:51.740 wanted

00:56:52.020 behind

00:56:52.340 me

00:56:52.520 things

00:56:52.820 that

00:56:53.080 I

00:56:53.880 wanted

00:56:54.140 to

00:56:54.300 be

00:56:58.720 so

00:56:58.820 it's

00:56:58.920 like

00:56:59.080 you

00:56:59.180 are

00:57:00.060 you

00:57:00.240 okay

00:57:00.600 my

00:57:01.620 my

00:57:02.800 my

00:57:04.540 surgery

00:57:04.940 to get

00:57:05.360 my

00:57:05.720 nasal

00:57:06.820 sinus

00:57:07.460 problem

00:57:07.880 fixed

00:57:08.340 was

00:57:09.560 postponed

00:57:10.540 with

00:57:10.920 everybody

00:57:11.220 else's

00:57:11.960 postponable

00:57:13.960 surgeries

00:57:14.460 so

00:57:14.820 I'm

00:57:15.180 actually

00:57:15.420 having

00:57:15.700 pretty

00:57:16.540 bad

00:57:16.940 breathing

00:57:17.580 problems

00:57:18.200 but

00:57:19.880 it's

00:57:20.420 my

00:57:21.140 oxygen

00:57:21.540 is

00:57:21.780 fine

00:57:21.980 I

00:57:22.320 test

00:57:22.540 my

00:57:23.060 oxygen

00:57:23.380 every

00:57:23.640 day

00:57:23.840 so

00:57:24.020 that's

00:57:24.180 fine

00:57:24.400 do

00:57:26.640 you

00:57:26.760 think

00:57:26.940 you

00:57:27.060 had

00:57:27.200 the

00:57:27.360 virus

00:57:27.660 in

00:57:27.900 January

00:57:28.340 I

00:57:30.600 thought

00:57:31.020 about

00:57:31.240 that

00:57:31.460 all

00:57:31.840 day

00:57:32.120 today

00:57:32.420 because

00:57:32.760 now

00:57:33.000 they

00:57:33.140 have

00:57:33.300 those

00:57:33.580 home

00:57:33.860 tests

00:57:34.360 and

00:57:35.040 if

00:57:35.180 you

00:57:35.300 can

00:57:35.460 talk

00:57:35.780 your

00:57:35.960 doctor

00:57:36.380 into

00:57:37.520 there's

00:57:38.040 some

00:57:38.200 reason

00:57:38.460 you

00:57:38.640 should

00:57:38.760 get

00:57:38.920 tested

00:57:39.260 apparently

00:57:39.680 you

00:57:39.920 can

00:57:40.040 do

00:57:40.220 it

00:57:40.380 but

00:57:40.620 it

00:57:40.760 would

00:57:41.120 have

00:57:41.280 to

00:57:41.400 be

00:57:41.520 your

00:57:41.640 doctor

00:57:41.940 ordering

00:57:42.360 the

00:57:42.560 test

00:57:42.840 and

00:57:43.640 I

00:57:43.760 was

00:57:43.880 wondering

00:57:44.180 if

00:57:44.400 I

00:57:44.500 have

00:57:44.620 a

00:57:44.760 good

00:57:44.940 enough

00:57:45.220 reason

00:57:45.600 and

00:57:46.320 I

00:57:46.440 think

00:57:46.720 that

00:57:47.020 given

00:57:47.260 the

00:57:47.500 shortage

00:57:47.920 of

00:57:48.140 the

00:57:48.260 tests

00:57:48.580 the

00:57:49.180 answer

00:57:49.420 is

00:57:49.600 no

00:57:49.940 because

00:57:50.520 there

00:57:50.840 are

00:57:50.940 people

00:57:51.220 who

00:57:51.360 need

00:57:51.500 it

00:57:51.580 more

00:57:51.720 than

00:57:51.860 I

00:57:52.020 do

00:57:52.120 at

00:57:52.260 this

00:57:52.400 point

00:57:52.600 but

00:57:53.460 if

00:57:54.480 there

00:57:54.660 were

00:57:54.800 enough

00:57:55.040 tests

00:57:55.520 I

00:57:56.460 would

00:57:56.640 definitely

00:57:57.000 take

00:57:57.320 one

00:57:57.480 now

00:57:57.760 because

00:57:58.360 there's

00:57:59.680 so many

00:58:00.080 people

00:58:00.360 who had

00:58:00.620 the same

00:58:01.040 experience

00:58:01.520 in

00:58:01.720 January

00:58:02.120 and

00:58:02.820 they

00:58:02.980 say

00:58:03.240 I

00:58:03.840 don't

00:58:04.060 know

00:58:04.240 what

00:58:04.440 I

00:58:04.600 had

00:58:05.020 but

00:58:06.000 I've

00:58:06.200 never

00:58:06.360 had

00:58:06.520 anything

00:58:06.720 like

00:58:06.960 that

00:58:07.240 before

00:58:07.620 so

00:58:08.640 that

00:58:08.780 was

00:58:08.920 my

00:58:09.120 experience

00:58:09.620 whatever

00:58:10.560 basically

00:58:11.540 took

00:58:11.960 me

00:58:12.140 out

00:58:12.380 for

00:58:12.620 almost

00:58:12.860 the

00:58:13.040 entire

00:58:13.300 month

00:58:13.660 of

00:58:13.840 January

00:58:14.340 I

00:58:15.120 mean

00:58:15.220 I

00:58:15.420 was

00:58:15.600 in

00:58:15.760 bad

00:58:20.940 and

00:58:21.520 I

00:58:23.460 just

00:58:23.720 thought

00:58:24.080 it's

00:58:24.960 cold

00:58:26.020 or

00:58:26.220 allergies

00:58:26.600 or

00:58:26.880 something

00:58:27.080 I

00:58:27.220 didn't

00:58:27.360 really

00:58:27.560 know

00:58:27.700 what

00:58:27.780 it

00:58:27.860 was

00:58:28.100 it

00:58:28.200 wasn't

00:58:28.520 and

00:58:29.460 I

00:58:29.840 also

00:58:30.040 thought

00:58:30.360 I

00:58:30.620 was

00:58:30.720 taking

00:58:30.920 some

00:58:31.180 meds

00:58:31.440 for

00:58:31.580 my

00:58:31.820 sinus

00:58:32.220 thing

00:58:32.480 and

00:58:33.200 I

00:58:33.320 thought

00:58:33.560 I

00:58:33.740 had

00:58:34.060 an

00:58:34.240 allergic

00:58:34.620 reaction

00:58:35.200 because

00:58:36.060 there

00:58:36.360 was

00:58:36.500 one

00:58:36.720 point

00:58:37.040 you

00:58:37.760 know

00:58:38.000 one

00:58:38.480 of

00:58:38.600 the

00:58:38.800 things

00:58:39.800 that

00:58:40.180 supposedly

00:58:41.180 happens

00:58:41.700 with

00:58:42.100 the

00:58:42.320 coronavirus

00:58:42.660 is

00:58:43.180 the

00:58:43.380 shakes

00:58:43.740 and

00:58:45.000 I

00:58:45.120 remember

00:58:45.340 sitting

00:58:45.640 in

00:58:45.820 front

00:58:45.980 of

00:58:46.080 my

00:58:46.320 fireplace

00:58:47.100 and

00:58:47.640 my

00:58:47.780 body

00:58:48.040 was

00:58:48.260 shaking

00:58:48.640 so

00:58:49.680 hard

00:58:49.940 that

00:58:50.120 it

00:58:50.260 hurt

00:58:50.580 you

00:58:51.420 know

00:58:51.540 like

00:58:51.760 I

00:58:52.260 was

00:58:52.740 just

00:58:52.880 going

00:58:53.060 blah

00:58:53.340 blah

00:58:53.480 blah

00:58:53.740 blah

00:58:53.860 blah

00:58:54.040 and

00:58:54.580 I

00:58:54.920 couldn't

00:58:55.160 stop

00:58:55.460 it

00:58:55.820 and

00:58:56.400 I

00:58:56.700 was

00:58:56.820 cold

00:58:57.400 so

00:58:58.240 I

00:58:58.340 was

00:58:58.440 cold

00:58:58.960 and

00:58:59.200 shaking

00:58:59.500 so

00:58:59.760 hard

00:59:00.000 that

00:59:00.200 I

00:59:00.980 felt

00:59:01.420 like

00:59:01.660 a

00:59:01.940 baby

00:59:02.200 getting

00:59:02.500 shaken

00:59:02.860 too

00:59:03.100 hard

00:59:03.320 like

00:59:03.500 it

00:59:03.580 was

00:59:03.680 going

00:59:03.840 to

00:59:03.920 kill

00:59:04.060 me

00:59:04.320 and

00:59:06.400 you

00:59:06.640 know

00:59:06.720 whatever

00:59:06.900 it

00:59:07.060 was

00:59:07.220 the

00:59:07.320 last

00:59:07.540 weeks

00:59:07.860 so

00:59:08.440 did

00:59:08.960 I

00:59:09.060 have

00:59:09.200 the

00:59:09.320 coronavirus

00:59:09.660 I

00:59:10.840 don't

00:59:10.940 know

00:59:11.200 but

00:59:11.920 I

00:59:12.020 know

00:59:12.160 I've

00:59:12.340 never

00:59:12.520 had

00:59:12.720 anything

00:59:12.980 like

00:59:13.200 that

00:59:13.600 nothing

00:59:15.040 in my

00:59:15.500 memory

00:59:15.880 is

00:59:16.800 even

00:59:17.060 close

00:59:17.640 to

00:59:18.400 whatever

00:59:18.660 the

00:59:18.800 hell

00:59:18.920 that

00:59:19.120 was

00:59:19.480 but

00:59:20.720 I

00:59:20.840 don't

00:59:20.960 know

00:59:21.240 oh

00:59:25.060 my

00:59:25.580 god

00:59:25.900 somebody

00:59:26.180 says

00:59:26.460 your

00:59:26.640 eye

00:59:26.940 surgery

00:59:27.280 was

00:59:27.560 delayed

00:59:27.920 and

00:59:28.100 you're

00:59:28.280 going

00:59:28.460 blind

00:59:28.900 well

00:59:29.660 I

00:59:30.200 think

00:59:30.700 the

00:59:30.900 next

00:59:31.100 week

00:59:31.380 or

00:59:31.540 two

00:59:31.740 we're

00:59:31.960 going

00:59:32.080 to

00:59:32.180 see

00:59:32.480 a

00:59:33.680 lot

00:59:33.820 more

00:59:34.160 a

00:59:35.260 lot

00:59:35.360 more

00:59:35.560 stuff

00:59:35.920 somebody

00:59:39.760 says

00:59:40.060 that's

00:59:40.400 sepsis

00:59:41.080 which

00:59:41.520 it

00:59:41.640 could

00:59:41.760 be

00:59:42.000 could

00:59:42.740 have

00:59:42.820 been

00:59:43.000 sepsis

00:59:43.660 I

00:59:45.740 had

00:59:46.160 enough

00:59:46.500 I

00:59:47.340 had

00:59:47.540 enough

00:59:47.840 things

00:59:48.140 going

00:59:48.420 on

00:59:48.780 I

00:59:49.820 did

00:59:50.020 not

00:59:50.240 have

00:59:50.540 any

00:59:50.720 kind

00:59:50.920 of

00:59:51.100 persistent

00:59:52.080 cough

00:59:52.680 more

00:59:53.060 than

00:59:53.220 my

00:59:53.500 normal

00:59:54.120 cough

00:59:56.080 those

00:59:58.200 scopes

00:59:58.560 must have

00:59:58.980 been

00:59:59.120 brutal

00:59:59.520 yeah

01:00:01.280 I mean

01:00:01.700 I was

01:00:02.080 suffering

01:00:02.420 you're

01:00:04.300 now

01:00:04.520 immune

01:00:04.840 I

01:00:05.040 doubt

01:00:05.280 it

01:00:05.540 I

01:00:06.460 doubt

01:00:06.680 it

01:00:06.860 I

01:00:07.000 would

01:00:07.120 say

01:00:07.260 the

01:00:07.420 odds

01:00:07.700 that

01:00:07.980 I

01:00:08.120 actually

01:00:08.500 had

01:00:08.780 it

01:00:08.980 would

01:00:09.780 be

01:00:09.900 the

01:00:10.100 same

01:00:10.360 as

01:00:10.540 the

01:00:10.660 other

01:00:10.820 people

01:00:11.140 who

01:00:11.260 got

01:00:11.420 tested

01:00:11.840 and thought

01:00:12.400 they had

01:00:12.760 it

01:00:12.900 and the

01:00:13.420 answer

01:00:13.640 was

01:00:13.880 something like

01:00:14.620 90%

01:00:15.640 don't have

01:00:16.180 it

01:00:16.340 so

01:00:16.940 anyway

01:00:17.220 I will

01:00:17.620 talk to

01:00:17.920 you

01:00:18.120 tomorrow

01:00:19.080 you know

01:00:20.080 where to find

01:00:20.600 me

01:00:20.940 have a good

01:00:21.800 night

01:00:22.020 pops

01:00:24.200 you

01:00:24.560 I

01:00:25.540 can't

01:00:25.680 you

01:00:39.640 go

01:00:40.260 you

01:00:41.100 what

01:00:41.680 you

01:00:42.560 I

01:00:43.040 know

01:00:43.560 you

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