SHNEAKO - June 15, 2022Clearing my mind…
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Summary
On this episode of the podcast, the crew talks about their recent trip to the nude beach, communism and capitalism, and the benefits of smoking a little crumb in your backpack. Also, we talk about how to deal with stress in general.
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i was asleep woke up put my camera down to 5 a.m fell asleep 29 minutes and 41 seconds woke up so
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yeah i dropped out of school but i still know numbers greece looks like star wars where the
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home of every diner owner was born doesn't this plate look really pretty yes but how pretty that
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that's so instagrammable don't know why but for some reason europeans why don't you drink water
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you just drink coffee cigarettes and orange juice but there's no water and there's chlorine in the
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tap i don't understand how you guys are alive there's the reason that your skin is wrinkling
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Drink some water you gotta run to ATV because the ubers are $50 here
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I was killing it up there. What are you talking about? You saw me overtaken a shit like that
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Can you look at the blue water and stop cranky I'm pretty hungry though
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I don't know what to say I want to like add something funny to this but this is
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just like dope this is just too really cool bro oh yeah so maria wanted to go to a nude beach and
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it was just a bunch of gay guys with the dicks out and then she wanted to get in and like yeah
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let me go be a girl and then i had to just fucking be a bodyguard okay no one look at my girl and
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just like there's like indian guys smoking in the corner like on the fucking 30 like why are you at
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the beach fully clothed in jeans smoking chain smoking cigarettes at noon staring at my girl
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you know i'm saying i'm like okay yeah and everyone's trying to sell stuff and there's
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Just a bunch of gay guys and no bitches. No bitches. There was an old bitch with the titty out
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There were bad bitches with the titties out. Why don't we go back? Why are we here?
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Oh my gosh. Wait, what? Bad bitches with titties out?
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Some straight people, some women, not just gay guys and speedos.
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Ugh, God. Why do you need to put both hands on?
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Do any of the subscribers watching have helpful boyfriends?
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Well, why are you sliding down like a toddler like it's so easy to walk down
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Oh, it's not hard. It's like right there. What are you doing? Jesus Christ? Look look boom boom boom boom boom boom
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Yeah, everyone else is fucking walk you're sliding like it's a playground. Yeah
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Now that we're here driving, I want to talk and take a moment to talk about the political, economic state of society
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and the way things are going and the political structure and the systems
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and then maybe discuss, like, the pros and cons
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and then go and look at the works of Colin Marx
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and we can find a way to have a more productive society together but while we're driving first i
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want to start with the 19th century paul marx was the forefather of the movement but you can give
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credit to rasputin rasputin was the original communist leader and you could say that he had
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a much more prominent role nah chat nah chat bad news i just realized i've been like low-key cranky
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annoying the whole time look at her she's being all cute taking selfies and i'm just i'm like we
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get at the beach for five minutes let's go i can't figure out why and i'm sitting here she was getting
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changed i'm sitting here like this look at that view there's a pool in front of me and i'm sitting
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here like this then i ate two of the last skittle edibles that were supposed to be for the flight
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back smoked a little fucking crumb joint in my backpack i feel like so much better right now
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and then i'm like whoa bro i'm addicted if i'm fiending on vacation if i can't relax in greece
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like why am i stressed out in mykonos that makes no sense i'm a jeffrey jeffrey wouldn't need
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substances to feel normal but that's what that means right i'm i feel look how much happier i
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look right now i feel so much better that's not a good realization i just had no there's no denying
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it's not just for fun it's to balance my fucking life i found a little crumb in my in the bottom
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of my backpack look at me hitting this shit to save my life bro said i'm smoother than most
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with her throat, mouth in the box if you're losing
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your queen, but I'm so busy in pursuit of a throne
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cross and leave you in the street you're supposed to hold your hand everywhere i go or just make
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sure that i'm crossing busy street why are these cats not afraid of anything it's planet alderaan
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right that star wars place that that blown up and they had those little animals running around
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remember that he apologized off camera what i never apologize oh my god see chivalry isn't
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dead you feel me i'm so glad i caught that you feel w boyfriend bro look at that catch bro saving
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saving damsels one photographia with socrates thank you bye i'm saucy drunk i don't even want
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to go out but maria wants to go out so i'm gonna wake the up where you go where you go
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Slap me, slap me, slap me, slap me in the face.
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I know I gave a lot of cinematic shots in this vlog
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See, Musa wants me to do challenges. He's like,
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I'll give you $100 if you make this ping pong shot.
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But instead, I'm in Greece with, like, a nice view
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evergreen content, but, like, this shit looks dope enough
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I just woke up. That's why I look like I just woke up by it because I just woke up out of ten rate me guys
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What do you think last vlog? I was like, you know what? I don't care. I'm curious. I mean, I think I'm like like
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We're like a nine million. Oh my god. She looks so dirty. Look at his butter
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What am I gonna tell the landlord? I didn't think that one through
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So I turned on the camera became a retard. That is disgusting
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Bro, what the fu- I didn't know if butter was this disgusting
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Me and my friend just got sturdy, can't play it with the audio
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Otherwise they'll get copyrighted and we're trying to make money
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So, I'm gonna make a reaction video to my own sturdy video