SHNEAKO - How My Perspective Changed in Greece

00:00:00.000 Listen, it's a mosh pit, mosh pit, took off my teeth and I fly in that mosh pit

00:00:03.380 I'm on the door, I'm on the door, I'm on the door, I'm on the door, I'm on the door

00:00:23.420 I kind of want to go to Barcelona and spend way less euros because everything bro I'm broke now

00:00:37.760 I spent $30 last night each 30 euros each so that we could go to this fucking cavo club that I fell

00:00:43.700 asleep in the club this is bored as hell bro damn bro I'm skinny as shit damn bro okay now redo that

00:00:50.200 whole interaction but like you got to do it for the video okay fine how you doing okay so it's

00:00:55.800 really bothering me i think i know you from somewhere i just don't know where psychology

00:00:59.000 class is it we had the same professor mike joseph yo bro it's good to see you bro how's your mom

00:01:06.840 dude my mom's doing great how's your dad she he's dead oh did he yeah he did you know he did good to

00:01:13.720 see you bro take care peace man cool guy quick w you remember when we were complaining or when i

00:01:17.960 was complaining about getting a COVID test to go back. CDC just lifted that rule and takes effect

00:01:24.040 today. So now we don't need to take no tests. I'm sleeping. See that's my suitcase but I'm carrying

00:01:35.560 the big one because I'm the big man. Can I talk to you for a sec? In the middle of a vlog,

00:01:43.620 Right now you want to start

00:01:49.620 It's the nicest cab I've ever been in back to Athens

00:01:52.720 I was just looking up stoicism on the boat the philosophy started in Athens, but I go to that little school and learn how to be a

00:02:00.480 And who's I messed up there's y'all pull all of them should I go to the philosophy school of stoicism or I don't really know what else

00:02:06.620 We could do we only have one day here thinking about doing a meetup

00:02:09.080 I didn't know that there were a lot of uh, yo comment down below if you're in

00:02:12.680 If you live in Athens or you're Greek,

00:02:14.460 because I just DM like, yo, who all in Athens?

00:02:16.740 Mad people, bro.

00:02:17.760 Mad people are here.

00:02:18.820 A lot of these Greek kids are like,

00:02:20.240 exams.

00:02:21.320 That's not even what they sound like.

00:02:22.360 What do they sound like?

00:02:23.500 Fuck.

00:02:24.000 I did not think I would ever come to Greece.

00:02:25.780 It's really surreal.

00:02:28.440 I mean, Athens.

00:02:29.420 You know that this is where gay people started?

00:02:31.180 White people created gay people in Athens.

00:02:32.720 They started Olympics and bodybuilding and posing,

00:02:35.880 and then they started touching each other.

00:02:42.680 what look whoa jump and touch it stop you remember throw back to Paris she she's afraid of elevators

00:02:55.040 and stuff so you're not supposed to joke around but like right if I jump right now I could ruin

00:02:58.100 the whole day we got a bottle of wine too you feel me I'm liking it thanks wow whoa look at

00:03:06.440 of you. Whoa! So that's basically why I came on this trip because the Socrates Museum is over here

00:03:14.820 and the Stoicism School is over there. You know what I mean? Like they call me the philosopher

00:03:18.880 of YouTube so I just wanted to connect with my peers, Socrates and Plato and the smartest people

00:03:24.560 ever. I think like we see eye to eye. So we're just going to go and travel and then really just

00:03:28.840 expand our brains and our knowledge because everyone's dumb but me. You can really tell

00:03:35.040 being in Europe how this place is not built for fat people I think we're used

00:03:39.280 to everything being yeah accommodated for wheelchairs and an obese and Wally

00:03:43.860 you know saying like this was not meant for Americans this looks like a scene in

00:03:47.760 a movie foreign film that won an award doesn't look like a real place just looks

00:03:51.540 like in an Oscar movie you know saying like some kids walk into school with a

00:03:54.420 poor family and then he needs to bring home something I love being a stupid

00:04:00.040 horse with a giant camera look at me here all the apartments of the shit ton of plants

00:04:06.820 let's get an orange they look wrinkly now i got to be the man and fucking climb a tree

00:04:13.120 to get her an orange i'm just looking at the tree i don't even want the orange just keep going

00:04:16.960 i don't want it i don't care about socrates or stoicism i want to get this orange in the tree

00:04:21.160 okay fuck you you see what i'm saying bro and now i'm a pussy because i don't want to go climb

00:04:29.240 a tree to get a fucking orange right now fucking women bro like why do you even ask me to do that

00:04:33.320 now i'm mad in greece i'm mad in greece we have no orange and you know i'm gonna have to get you

00:04:38.700 an orange before the trip's over right yeah because if you don't you're not a real man yeah

00:04:43.060 she's gonna find a guy who will get her an orange yeah i'm a jeffrey see what i'm saying this is

00:04:46.920 how women are ow i'm bleeding i'm bleeding this this is what the pain is and now we're sitting

00:04:56.580 not eating and who's gonna pay whoa look at all the food we're eating i'm eating food look guys

00:05:01.700 we're we're eating food that was one of the best meals we had so far it was only 61 euros if that

00:05:06.660 was in new york i was telling so much food it was a lot of food in new york i would have gladly paid

00:05:11.540 300 for that and not even blinked an eye i would have been like yeah that makes sense like the

00:05:15.620 equivalent of that puerto rico restaurant that i went to they paid like 300 400 for it i paid how

00:05:20.820 much in Puerto Rico yeah remember that anyway oh yeah and I didn't even record

00:05:26.700 the part where these Parisian tourists pulled up and didn't speak a word of

00:05:30.200 English or Greek and I pulled in like oh and help them with the menu you me and

00:05:36.600 they also didn't catch the part where I was vibing with the Greek waitress and

00:05:40.320 she was like oh go here go here she gave me a paper with a bunch of instructions

00:05:43.480 about where to go I just tossed it in the trash I'm gonna go get it and I'm

00:05:47.580 I'm gonna get that orange

00:05:49.580 Yeah

00:05:51.580 I'm gonna have to crack like three more jokes to get her back on even level

00:05:55.580 Let's get a selfie

00:06:01.580 You cannot do this in America

00:06:03.580 Like cops are fun here

00:06:05.580 They don't actually look like pigs

00:06:07.580 You don't want to CCM on the pitch

00:06:09.580 Four star minimum sign like hitch

00:06:11.580 More stock to the whole team rich

00:06:13.580 No minimum wage we avoid that sitch

00:06:15.580 Minimum wage we avoid that topic so much talk on the net just stop it

00:06:18.920 Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it

00:06:20.580 Backs in my hands can't see me

00:06:21.840 Now, gender?

00:06:24.840 Gender discussion?

00:06:26.020 Let's do a Socratic one minute podcast, let's go

00:06:28.040 This is my people here

00:06:28.980 Yeah, no, for real

00:06:29.780 That would be perfect for you

00:06:31.680 I hate women

00:06:32.600 God, you have to take a picture of everything

00:06:34.400 Oh my god, I almost didn't want to see you

00:06:35.780 Like we have to be the tourists with cameras out at every second

00:06:38.140 Everything needs to be documented and showed online

00:06:40.460 These 100% don't work anymore

00:06:43.880 Wait, actually they do

00:06:44.560 It does

00:06:44.880 That doesn't work. Wow, this is so different

00:06:51.140 I'm not gonna make it bro. Are we there yet? Where are we going? I hate this vacation

00:06:56.700 We go to Chuck E Cheese have pizza at Disney World is

00:07:00.880 Hey Greece she wants to go see the Socrates prison because jail is fun. Hey, babe, let's go to jail, babe

00:07:07.480 Let's go check out a prison. This is where Socrates went to jail for asking too many questions a

00:07:12.560 a lot of people say the one minute podcast is the socratic method and it's kind of relatable

00:07:17.320 they jailed him for moral corruption because he was asking questions and making people think

00:07:22.060 it's kind of like a metaphor for how all my haters keep trying to say that like i can't

00:07:28.460 really do this shit bro they put me in jail in a way the bars of these prison work both ways

00:07:34.900 not only was socrates in a prison but some ways this wall is a prison for the world

00:07:40.960 damn if only the world if only oh bro imagine getting married fucking losers

00:07:53.140 bro contract for love stupid this jail kind of reminds me of all the young

00:07:57.780 women that get locked into marriages that they're better than because the

00:08:02.860 world kind of traps women to men that don't even deserve her why the cops

00:08:08.800 It's hot as fucking grease, bro.

00:08:10.760 What the hell is going on, son?

00:08:12.320 The guys.

00:08:13.160 What about the guys?

00:08:13.940 The cop guys.

00:08:15.060 You see how she's saying that to get me mad, not to be funny?

00:08:17.740 I was saying that, making a joke, and she's like, yeah, well, what about that?

00:08:21.100 Women only know how to give revenge.

00:08:23.160 Oh, yeah, well, they're cute, too.

00:08:24.280 What about that?

00:08:25.100 Are you insecure now?

00:08:26.180 Yeah.

00:08:27.020 Nope.

00:08:27.920 Oh, look, cop right here.

00:08:29.480 There you go, bro.

00:08:30.280 Go holler at him.

00:08:32.860 Hey.

00:08:33.580 Hi.

00:08:33.860 Hi.

00:08:33.940 Hello.

00:08:36.760 Yeah.

00:08:37.580 Yeah.

00:08:37.940 yeah yeah what's up that's the get back you feel me so so we should go left and

00:08:44.780 again right okay happen bro he was right there he didn't do nothing oh I was

00:08:49.580 raising him up more than you dummy yeah where's my mr. lucky yeah what's up

00:08:54.380 stay woke stay woke marriage is for the woman it's so that she could put on a

00:08:59.580 dress and be the star of the show I have a pretty ring pretty dress pretty flowers

00:09:03.380 pretty family it's not for the man a man shows up in the same suit that every

00:09:06.680 other husband wears and then he pays for the shit and then he's in a marriage

00:09:09.680 it's just an L it's just an L ceremony and a W for you fellas don't get married

00:09:14.780 unless she's 30 years younger than you

00:09:18.560 you see how good of a citizen I am I still see your shadows in my room I want

00:09:24.800 to go hide in the prison because these people don't understand me I were on the

00:09:30.920 way I'm doing a quick little meet up for my G here we don't know where to meet up

00:09:34.580 How many people do you think are going to come to the meetup?

00:09:36.140 I'm going to say 30.

00:09:37.300 30?

00:09:37.740 Yeah.

00:09:38.240 I posted two hours ago on the IG.

00:09:39.580 We'll see.

00:09:40.040 If I'm happy, I'm happy with one.

00:09:42.740 Really?

00:09:43.120 Because that's the real fan.

00:09:43.980 I don't care how many people show up.

00:09:44.940 One person.

00:09:45.580 You're sneaker.

00:09:46.220 Nah, I'm on OnlyFans.

00:09:47.160 Oh, okay.

00:09:48.040 Yeah, I'd be like beating my meet and stuff.

00:09:49.900 Oh, bro.

00:09:50.740 Pornhub.

00:09:51.480 Please get a free subscription, bro.

00:09:53.020 I'm begging you.

00:09:53.620 I'm on my knees here.

00:09:54.260 I already spent too much a day.

00:09:55.560 You're on your knees?

00:09:56.400 Yeah, I'm on my knees, bro.

00:09:57.580 Bro, so are the girls in my videos.

00:09:59.820 You're not gay.

00:10:01.480 Nah.

00:10:05.300 Man for you, I'll be gay for you, bro.

00:10:08.240 Let's go.

00:10:12.920 Yo.

00:10:13.680 What's up, bro?

00:10:14.440 Richard?

00:10:15.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

00:10:16.220 Yo, you were in my class.

00:10:18.120 Yeah, yeah, dude.

00:10:18.680 You were the guy.

00:10:19.380 No, you're an OnlyFan.

00:10:20.480 Yo, Chad, where should I move to in Europe?

00:10:22.260 I think when I'm 30, I want to move here.

00:10:24.120 I was thinking London, but the food is doo-doo.

00:10:26.520 London, all you Brits, but your food fucking sucks.

00:10:29.140 Your weather's mid, but at least they speak English.

00:10:31.760 she was thinking barcelona but then i have to learn spanish and it's just like here's dope

00:10:36.240 athens is an under we've only been here for a couple hours athens is an underrated city i don't

00:10:40.080 know why i haven't heard anything about this before this is dope you should go here but i

00:10:43.200 don't know chat tell them i don't know any europeans where should i go stop that start that put it in

00:10:48.240 draft and in love with these london lights all the years bro spent in the dark on your right

00:10:52.560 on your right that we lived this last we still use these goofy ass letters and hieroglyphics and

00:10:56.720 stuff there's a horseshoe for an oh raise our cups right up to the sky for the times for asking

00:11:01.680 why when it's full to the brim can't sink or swim because he ain't our average guy stop that start

00:11:06.480 that put it in drought fell in love with these london lights all the years we're spent in the

00:11:10.800 dark only right only right that we live this life how do you say like yeah

00:11:26.720 How do you say it in Greek, though?

00:11:28.720 Yo, yeah

00:11:30.720 Nah, that shit was terrible, bro

00:11:34.720 Nah, nah, nah, that was ass, bro

00:11:36.720 What do you do?

00:11:38.720 Is this your life? Are you trying to show me right now?

00:11:40.720 Someone in my discord was saying I was gonna get jumped here

00:11:42.720 Who's gonna jump me? No one

00:11:44.720 Hey, what's up?

00:11:46.720 What's up? What's up?

00:11:48.720 Wait, how do you say fucking mama in Greek?

00:11:50.720 Ramo-ti-ti-manasu

00:11:52.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:11:54.720 I'll write it down for you.

00:12:01.720 I'll write it down for you.

00:12:04.520 I'll write it down for you.

00:12:06.620 There you go.

00:12:07.620 Let's go.

00:12:09.620 Let's go.

00:12:13.620 This is like family system.

00:12:14.620 Why are you here, bro?

00:12:16.620 Be respectful.

00:12:17.620 But you're the shit, bro.

00:12:19.620 I ain't blame, bro.

00:12:21.620 Hi.

00:12:22.620 Gamote Dora

00:12:24.620 Yes! Gamote Dora!

00:12:26.620 Oh shit!

00:12:28.620 Can I get a Gamote Manasu?

00:12:30.620 Gamote Manasu!

00:12:32.620 Let's go!

00:12:34.620 Look, we can buy you a dick

00:12:36.620 Like we got a dick

00:12:38.620 We got dicks here

00:12:40.620 You want a dick?

00:12:42.620 We in Greece

00:12:44.620 I'mma fuck on your knees

00:12:46.620 You got dirty knees

00:12:48.620 The birds and the bees

00:12:50.620 what to say say and you talk a real game say you want to buy a dick dick i'm with the whole clique

00:12:57.660 my rhymes is yeah can't rap oh yeah we in athens yeah and that's it yeah

00:13:07.100 don't don't put it in the video what's the editor's name musa musa what's up musa

00:13:12.620 i'm worldwide baby yeah i'm worldwide all the way to greece yo look outside

00:13:19.980 For the sun says man

00:13:49.980 I'm kind of shaking. Sorry if the video is shaking. I apologize.

00:13:55.560 What's up, Musa? I apologize, Musa. I'm kind of nervous right now.

00:13:59.580 Wait, yo, what do y'all think of the live streams?

00:14:01.580 W, W, W on the chat, bro.

00:14:05.780 The freestyle's good.

00:14:07.080 I appreciate it.

00:14:08.580 No, but there's a lot of people saying that the live streams, like, I'm selling out, like, quality over quantity.

00:14:14.580 Wait, a little bit. A little bit.

00:14:17.580 I gave you a cigarette, now you gonna say it's sold out

00:14:22.900 I apologize

00:14:24.020 You made the subreddit?

00:14:26.720 Yeah, yeah

00:14:27.220 Bro, my subreddit's terrible

00:14:28.720 Bro, my subreddit's...

00:14:30.580 They're so dumb

00:14:32.340 I'm not even on that anymore

00:14:34.040 Bro, talk to the camera real quick

00:14:35.340 He's the creator of my subreddit

00:14:36.920 They are fucking retarded, for real

00:14:38.400 These guys, like, bro, you see those posts?

00:14:41.400 Like, uh, some weird edits of you, like, naked and shit

00:14:44.920 Bro, you got too much time, bro

00:14:46.500 Like one of them messaged me and I'm like I'm not even on that anymore. I'm done. Can you delete the subreddit?

00:14:51.500 I can do it right now. Just delete it right now. Should I delete the subreddit right now?

00:14:56.500 Yes!

00:14:58.500 Alright, I'm keep it, I'm keep it

00:15:00.500 Are you the guy that's gonna jump me?

00:15:02.500 I can't remember what the fuck are you gonna jump me?

00:15:04.500 Third one. This is the third one.

00:15:07.500 Yo, don't call me a Jeopardy. Nah! He just call me a jump, be a one!

00:15:11.500 I didn't say that you asked me. I'm Adonis!

00:15:14.500 Lamza?

00:15:15.500 Slava! Slava! Slava! Slava! Slava! Slava! Slava!

00:15:22.500 Oh my... What the f***?

00:15:23.500 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

00:15:27.500 Some Wakasa stuff right there.

00:15:30.500 Hey, chug!

00:15:32.500 Another one.

00:15:33.500 Yo, what the f***?

00:15:34.500 Yo, chill out!

00:15:35.500 Do you see me sweating?

00:15:38.500 Before I do this...

00:15:39.500 Let's all do 10 pushups real quick.

00:15:41.500 Yes, sir!

00:15:42.500 so awesome

00:15:45.220 i miss the old snake oh

00:16:12.500 That's a future Adonis right there, bro.

00:16:15.500 Whoa, whoa, she gotta get 31 top of the five.

00:16:18.500 The reason's mine right here, bro.

00:16:20.500 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:16:22.500 Oh, shit.

00:16:24.500 Come in, bro.

00:16:37.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:38.500 Come on, man, come on.

00:16:41.500 Don't let us out music all that out. They're all ugly as fuck

00:17:04.820 It's better than the original

00:17:11.500 I'm gonna get arrested bro

00:17:21.700 This is the picture

00:17:23.500 You're just screenshotting the video

00:17:24.440 I didn't get this part on camera

00:17:26.940 But I was in front of this cherry booth

00:17:28.720 And the guy was like

00:17:29.760 And started shaking my shoulder

00:17:31.460 Getting all mad in Greek and stuff

00:17:34.000 He literally came and shook me

00:17:35.500 So I started shaking him too

00:17:36.500 But the people who started filming

00:17:39.040 You gotta step your game up

00:17:40.520 That was ass

00:17:41.700 You're on Chatterbait.

00:17:42.620 No, you're on OnlyFans.

00:17:44.580 No, I'm not.

00:17:45.180 You be stroking your meat.

00:17:46.740 No, no.

00:17:47.640 All right, that's another guy with the man bun.

00:17:49.180 Oh, my fault, bro.

00:17:50.200 Yo, I don't want to go back to New York, bro.

00:17:52.780 I'm just thinking about the rats and the J train and the...

00:17:56.840 It's just a dirty, dirty place.

00:17:59.860 Sweating their asses off, sexually harassing hot bitches on the train.

00:18:05.040 Have you been harassed on the train?

00:18:06.700 Somebody pretending to hold the pole and then just coming up, standing right on your ass?

00:18:10.620 Yeah.

00:18:11.280 I really want to extend the trip chat.

00:18:12.580 What do you think?

00:18:13.400 I'm vlogging this and uploading it while I'm in Europe.

00:18:16.540 I kind of want to like change my London flight

00:18:19.020 and go to Barcelona.

00:18:20.460 Maybe Amsterdam, maybe Italy,

00:18:24.820 but Europe is the move right now.

00:18:26.080 Where should I go?

00:18:27.080 You know prostitution is legal in Amsterdam, right?

00:18:29.600 Is that where the red light district is?

00:18:31.600 Yeah.

00:18:32.600 Amsterdam?

00:18:33.720 That sounds like a vibe.

00:18:42.280 All right, so now we're about to go to the club with some guy Lombro's who pulled out to the meetup

00:18:47.440 We get murdered Lombro's did it and also there's no guns here

00:18:50.560 So you don't even got to worry and I was supposed to get jumped and I didn't get jumped so

00:18:56.600 He saw the five my wall is like five five five

00:18:58.960 I'm like yeah, you got to give me a little more drums for that a big shout out to everybody who came up to the meetup

00:19:03.260 All y'all were cool. That was a lot of fun. Yo free Roddy bridge

00:19:06.960 I hit my head, I didn't think the screen would hit me

00:19:17.320 Yo, yo, yo, I bought a new chain

00:19:19.160 Because when I was in London, my one got robbed

00:19:20.920 We were giving away the merch

00:19:22.340 I just got jacked

00:19:23.000 I got run down, look, here's the clip

00:19:24.320 Bro, it was for the merch

00:19:29.800 New drop, next month

00:19:30.740 I lied, might not be next month

00:19:32.040 But I'm hoping so

00:19:33.500 Also, whilst we're talking about running it down

00:19:35.640 Why don't you run it up?

00:19:36.500 Run up my stream

00:19:37.460 I'm gonna start streaming on Twitch

00:19:38.820 Sneaker said this is okay

00:19:40.100 I promise it's okay

00:19:40.920 I promise it's fine

00:19:41.500 Run up my Twitch

00:19:41.980 I'm gonna start streaming

00:19:42.740 I'm gonna start streaming

00:19:43.380 Everyone run up my Twitch

00:19:44.180 Link in the description

00:19:44.820 Now run up

00:19:45.420 Blah blah blah blah

SHNEAKO - June 19, 2022

How My Perspective Changed in Greece

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