SHNEAKO - September 03, 2021


DRAKE ADDED ME TO CERTIFIED BOY LOVER


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

148.5202

Word Count

1,651

Sentence Count

100


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
00:00:00.000 What?
00:00:00.500 What?
00:00:01.000 Turn around hot in a tube
00:00:02.000 She wanna cast, stay with her act
00:00:04.000 But I know she already knew me
00:00:05.000 What?
00:00:06.000 Instead, I'm making a movie
00:00:07.000 In the kitchen, she making a smoothie
00:00:08.000 What?
00:00:09.000 What?
00:00:10.000 What?
00:00:11.000 I pull off, I'm making a movie
00:00:12.000 What?
00:00:13.000 I pull off, I'm making a movie
00:00:14.000 New day?
00:00:15.000 New dollar?
00:00:16.000 But you don't want to say that on YouTube
00:00:17.000 Because you want to stay relatable
00:00:18.000 And just be like, hey, I'm gonna go get coffee
00:00:19.000 But no, I'm trying to
00:00:20.000 Make some money today
00:00:25.000 I'm kind of impressed that I was able to cultivate a fan base
00:00:28.000 that think it's superficial to try to get money that's tough bro i'm just talking about how i
00:00:32.520 posted this video on my story and on twitter yesterday i'm walking around with my camera i've
00:00:35.900 made so much money and met so many people not trying to work one time i was in south beach
00:00:40.500 walking back from a restaurant going to the car and literally just on the walk on ocean drive i
00:00:44.460 made two hundred dollars from drunk people who want to get their picture taken not even trying
00:00:47.860 if i was hustling like actually looking out probably could have made a thousand in like an
00:00:51.180 hour i posted that video saying like you shouldn't sell drugs just post up on the blog with a camera
00:00:54.640 and people in the place are still making excuses like what if you're too broke to get a camera
00:00:58.540 you're typing that on a phone stupid like you spend a thousand dollars on a phone you can spend
00:01:03.160 a thousand dollars on a camera if you can't make a thousand dollars i don't know what to tell you
00:01:06.540 i think that's your fault yo i don't always agree with sneaker right but he's right this time i've
00:01:11.280 been working with sneaker for about four months now and i've already made about 850 pounds that's
00:01:15.520 literally 1100 that's that's a thousand dollars right there out of those four months two months
00:01:20.480 when I was on holiday I hate that fucking mentality man and I hate it
00:01:27.500 because I used to have that
00:01:30.340 Yeah, in like a subway.
00:01:48.340 Restock on my birthday.
00:01:53.340 Why is it less fun to vlog with YouTubers?
00:01:55.340 What do you mean?
00:01:56.340 When I was in Vegas, I didn't vlog one second.
00:01:58.340 But every time I'm with like random people is it's so easy. Hi Sneeko
00:02:02.900 Herbert, you think he got it? Is he safe? Oh, yeah, I think he's got it. We believe
00:02:09.400 Okay, I don't need to call 9-1-1 you want to sit in the basket. Pain is temporary
00:02:17.340 W you would have been fine man
00:02:25.420 Say subscribe to Sneeko
00:02:28.340 I really like it.
00:02:29.320 Come on, man.
00:02:30.000 Come on, for the one time I heard anyone.
00:02:36.640 Yeah, full send.
00:02:39.840 Yeah, we really do this.
00:02:42.180 Happy birthday.
00:02:44.820 I'm too embarrassed.
00:02:45.860 Sober for life.
00:02:46.880 Clear minded.
00:02:47.600 Dare to resist.
00:02:48.560 Take the mask off.
00:02:49.580 Smile.
00:02:50.600 Hell yeah.
00:02:51.580 Bro, why you fucking...
00:02:52.700 Skater shit.
00:02:54.700 don't you know ice jj fish yes that's you
00:03:00.500 okay yeah go ahead
00:03:02.660 happy birthday to you
00:03:07.660 happy birthday to you
00:03:15.220 great team sucks
00:03:18.640 Your dick is tiny
00:03:19.760 Oh
00:03:20.640 Fuck yeah
00:03:26.820 Great team fucking sucks
00:03:28.500 Great team you're really bad bro
00:03:32.320 You're really bad
00:03:33.760 You do it bad bro
00:03:35.780 Get the fuck out of here
00:03:37.000 You suck
00:03:39.860 Tiny dick
00:03:41.540 Tiny dick
00:03:42.940 Tiny dick
00:03:44.140 Tiny dick
00:03:45.360 Hey, hey, hey, suck my finger.
00:03:49.580 No.
00:03:50.520 Come on.
00:03:51.700 Did you just let them play?
00:03:53.140 Oh, in that case.
00:03:54.060 Oh, okay.
00:03:55.080 I am blurry.
00:03:56.460 Hey, you have a good day.
00:03:58.900 Blurry as shit.
00:04:00.440 We walked all day.
00:04:01.100 I'm tired of sweaty.
00:04:01.920 Bri, do you think it's gay if you try to suck your own dick?
00:04:05.400 No, you should.
00:04:07.160 Mmm.
00:04:08.380 Oh, my mouth.
00:04:09.720 Do you smell all the lines in your mouth right now?
00:04:11.460 Yeah, no, it's in my mouth.
00:04:12.760 Oh.
00:04:13.060 I'm like, suck the juice with me.
00:04:15.060 That's how he's acting.
00:04:17.060 Yellow Ferrari like peekaboo.
00:04:19.060 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Look where we at.
00:04:21.060 Oh, you thought it was over?
00:04:23.060 Nigga, it's Christmas.
00:04:25.060 We double Cartier it up, ma.
00:04:27.060 Hey, I love you. I'm gonna call you back, though.
00:04:29.060 Guys, is my nose fucked up?
00:04:31.060 WRL in the chat.
00:04:33.060 Yeah, you guys seem really cool.
00:04:35.060 Can I get your social security number?
00:04:37.060 Yeah, it's 15721.
00:04:39.060 Yeah?
00:04:41.060 Oh, it's just really nice to meet you.
00:04:42.060 No, thank you.
00:04:43.060 It's really nice to meet you.
00:04:44.060 So you guys, like, make videos?
00:04:46.060 Yeah.
00:04:47.060 You want to be friends with us?
00:04:48.060 Ah!
00:04:49.060 There we go.
00:04:50.060 It's allowed.
00:04:51.060 It's allowed.
00:04:52.060 Oh, my God.
00:04:53.060 As soon as you pull out the gram, it's over.
00:04:55.060 It's a wrap.
00:04:56.060 It's a wrap.
00:04:57.060 Hey, guys.
00:04:58.060 So today, I'm going to expose her and rob her.
00:05:00.060 I'm going to expose Sleeko, and he's fake.
00:05:03.060 You see what I'm saying?
00:05:05.060 Uh-huh.
00:05:06.060 All I had was shorts.
00:05:08.060 But we're not going to get in anywhere with shorts on, so.
00:05:11.060 Bailey came in clutch yeah we get it to all the clubs fuck out of here
00:05:18.020 you're a photography major okay wait this is good oh my god yeah yeah get the flair
00:05:25.220 in that wait oh my god okay oh you gotta get the merch wait wait wait with the glasses with the
00:05:34.100 glasses i'm wearing it i'm like i might even be doing it for the video i'm really wearing this out
00:05:37.540 I think I got this crate challenge in the bag.
00:05:41.580 Of course not.
00:05:42.220 We put $100 on it.
00:05:43.660 We put $100 on the crate challenge.
00:05:46.500 Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:47.200 Nice to meet you.
00:05:48.040 How you doing?
00:05:48.800 You think I got it?
00:05:49.920 Yeah, bro.
00:05:50.520 You got it.
00:05:52.880 Yeah, where the crates at?
00:05:58.160 You think I got the crate challenge?
00:05:59.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:00.160 You got it.
00:06:00.620 You got it.
00:06:00.740 $100?
00:06:01.720 $100?
00:06:02.340 I don't got cash on it.
00:06:03.220 I got cash on it.
00:06:04.540 $100?
00:06:05.060 $100, I got it.
00:06:05.780 I got that shit.
00:06:07.540 Choir and Chord
00:06:09.540 Yo Steezy do some Steezy shit bro
00:06:11.540 Jump off the pier man sing in public Steezy
00:06:13.540 Yo that's Steezy Kane bro
00:06:15.540 Steezy Steezy Steezy
00:06:17.540 Steezy Steezy
00:06:19.540 Dude I just got here man you gotta be kidding me
00:06:21.540 Wow you're bad vibes Kelly bro
00:06:23.540 You show up the cops show up I'm getting a ticket for smoking weed
00:06:25.540 We can't do it crazy show to wait
00:06:27.540 That's on you
00:06:29.540 You wanna hit?
00:06:31.540 Oh okay okay
00:06:33.540 Okay you gonna get the camera
00:06:35.540 You gonna get the camera in my face
00:06:37.540 I got it.
00:06:40.540 Oh!
00:06:42.540 Yeah!
00:06:44.540 Yeah!
00:06:45.540 Let's go!
00:06:47.540 Bro, you didn't even tell me he started.
00:06:49.540 Yo!
00:06:51.540 He got 100 if you want.
00:06:53.540 Watch out, watch out.
00:06:55.540 Yeah, he got 100 if you want.
00:06:57.540 Yeah, he got it!
00:06:59.540 Yeah, he got it!
00:07:01.540 Yeah!
00:07:03.540 Yeah!
00:07:05.540 if you if you do the crate challenge I'm not bribing you I'm challenging you I don't know
00:07:20.120 to be honest I kind of have a perfect timing cuz like they were starting to
00:07:23.720 challenge me like oh no damn I can't do it anymore I mean like a little bit right
00:07:31.180 Like a little bit
00:08:01.180 My feet, my heart was 60 feet
00:08:03.420 You've been making some beats and shit
00:08:05.900 I appreciate that
00:08:06.900 Oh shit, is that peachy?
00:08:09.000 I said I upped the score
00:08:20.440 Check the score, bored
00:08:22.240 I fuck your bitch and then I get bored
00:08:24.920 Back in the stoop
00:08:26.120 You look like you gotta study for finals right now
00:08:28.860 This is the next merch
00:08:30.340 This shit is straight from Africa bro. Like Michael Blackson.
00:08:33.940 I should go back to Africa. I don't know if you should wear that here.
00:08:36.640 This shit is fire. What the fuck are you talking about?
00:08:38.640 Why would you not want to have a threesome with your girl?
00:08:40.640 You smoke crack bro. Stop!
00:08:42.140 Hey! Yo, what the fuck do?
00:08:44.140 You do a threesome, but not with my girl.
00:08:46.140 Hold on, let me see. Let me see.
00:08:48.140 It's better to do it with your wife than two animals.
00:08:50.140 This is half the chance of getting an STD.
00:08:54.640 Yo, you scared the fuck out of me, bro.
00:08:56.640 Yo, bro, I look stupid, bro. Why you zoom in the mouth?
00:08:59.340 What is the device that you use to stab somebody else?
00:09:01.980 What is that called?
00:09:02.920 It's a SWORD
00:09:03.600 A what?
00:09:04.960 A SWORD
00:09:05.460 A SWORD
00:09:06.640 How do you spell that?
00:09:08.720 S-W-O-R-N-D
00:09:10.960 Say it one more time
00:09:11.520 A SWORD
00:09:12.060 A SWORD
00:09:12.760 It's SWORD, stupid
00:09:14.300 It's not a SWORD
00:09:15.440 SWORD?
00:09:16.380 Bro
00:09:16.680 I said SWORD
00:09:17.980 SWORD?
00:09:19.060 Okay, I said SWORD
00:09:20.020 SWORD
00:09:20.800 And he said it in a song
00:09:22.240 He said SWORD
00:09:24.020 Why?
00:09:25.640 First off, nigga
00:09:26.400 Fucking nigga
00:09:27.200 English is my second language
00:09:29.120 What are you talking about
00:09:43.120 Hurry to fuck up before I hit you with this word
00:09:45.540 That was a classic right there, bro. That was my ticket
00:10:15.540 Bitch, fuck in the room, get your group
00:10:18.040 Clip, fuck in the room, get your group
00:10:19.600 I'm kinda groovy, turn around, hot in the tool
00:10:21.780 She wanna kill her, stay with her ass
00:10:23.860 But I know she already knew me
00:10:25.260 I pull off her, what?
00:10:26.900 I pull off her leg in a movie
00:10:28.420 Hey, what?
00:10:30.260 Hey, I'll catch the track, ho!
00:10:31.660 Put it for the rules
00:10:33.500 And pass him through the stick
00:10:34.980 And he gon' do some more
00:10:36.800 And I gon' do some more
00:10:40.040 I might take your own
00:10:41.720 And I'm gonna throw it
00:10:43.460 I said, fuck you, I'm gonna throw it
00:10:45.100 We hit him up and score, we check the score, dude
00:10:48.420 We're gonna go by, fuck your boys, man, act me in boys
00:10:51.740 We playing stickers, we gonna send them to the fucking Lord
00:10:55.120 And we gonna fuck these fucking skis with the fucking storm
00:10:58.440 This ass give it a long bitch, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, you know
00:11:01.200 Crump it, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run