SHNEAKO - September 04, 2021


Fashion is Just Another Hustle in NYC

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Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

191.71

Word count

1,880

Sentence count

62

People

Also mentioned:
Balenci Dante Nero Dude Melinda Gates Bill Gates Jeff Bezos Gary Vee Yo Nah King

Harmful content

Misogyny

18

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Toxicity

48

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Hate speech

12

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Summary

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On this episode of the pod, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by special guest and long time friend of the show, to talk about a variety of topics. The boys talk about buying a new car, getting scammed at a car dealership, getting castings at NYFW, and much more.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I'm trying to buy a new car today.
00:00:02.620 Excuse me.
00:00:04.160 Yeah, bro. That's fucking wild, bro. 0.99
00:00:06.120 That's dumb. 1.00
00:00:06.720 What the hell if you find a car, bro? I got you. 1.00
00:00:09.520 Okay.
00:00:12.800 I think it matches my shoes.
00:00:15.740 Yeah, I think so.
00:00:17.300 Dang.
00:00:22.120 Yo, 10 days don't even want the car anymore, right?
00:00:24.340 10 days they don't want none of that.
00:00:25.560 How are they going to show me that car they don't have the deed for at a real dealership? 0.97
00:00:28.640 That makes no fucking sense. 0.78
00:00:30.000 Bro, how do you not have the deed? It's a dealership does not make no sense at all 0.98
00:00:34.020 That shows a big-ass disappointment came all the way here like an hour commute, bro
00:00:38.440 I just don't understand how a car dealership would not have the deed to the cars that they're selling
00:00:43.860 But they said it's gonna be ready in 10 days and that's on my birthday
00:00:46.200 That'd be a nice birthday present myself at $30,000 vehicle. It's the biggest purchase
00:00:50.520 I've never made by far put down the $500 deposit
00:00:53.380 I feel like I got scammed a little bit put down $500 and got nothing in return. Oh shit, ah man 0.99
00:00:58.520 I also feel bad because my man Dante Nero his comedian put me onto this car dealer when I walked in there the car salesman 1.00
00:01:04.360 It was like, oh, hey, he recognized me. So I'm like, okay
00:01:06.240 That's my salesman now and the guy who was like waiting for me there kept waiting. So sorry Dante
00:01:10.960 I didn't mean to fuck over you man's but it wasn't even as man's 0.99
00:01:13.600 It was his man's man's and I'd only talk to you on the phone like for a second. So I don't feel like I owe you anything 0.99
00:01:17.840 Also didn't get a car. I don't know if I'm a dickhead for that
00:01:20.180 I mean, what do you think I got back to the crib cast finally got which is nice
00:01:24.680 You know, like he's helping to add to the apartment
00:01:26.640 You know he put these lights up there are just like about six inches for being proper
00:01:30.260 It doesn't go to the ceiling everything he sets up cast is around like five two five three
00:01:34.280 So he has trouble getting up there, but I appreciate the effort short King stay up
00:01:38.820 Are you gonna fit you're gonna fix the rest of that pole? 0.99
00:01:41.200 First of all, I'm growing 0.95
00:01:43.700 Damn, you know summer's over just like that. It's already September a lot left to do 0.97
00:01:50.980 They still got COVID and shit 0.98
00:01:52.980 and he lets you borrow his hoodies. 1.00
00:01:57.720 Dude, your face looks so stupid right now. 1.00
00:02:05.180 Go back and do what you just did. 1.00
00:02:07.060 Go back and do what you just did.
00:02:10.560 It's kind of crazy to sign the next
00:02:13.260 because, like, I've been watching for a minute.
00:02:15.820 Like, maybe, like, since the beginning of the pandemic.
00:02:17.940 You know that podcast?
00:02:19.020 Which one? With Kaz?
00:02:20.260 Yeah, it was, like, the shitty podcast. 0.86
00:02:21.720 the toxic podcast kind of quality the shitty podcast i thought i thought that's what i was 0.75
00:02:27.120 called but that's the one where i found you why'd you think it was called that i don't know that's 0.74
00:02:31.540 what i remember you excited for fashion week all that well i had like i mean castings like four
00:02:37.460 today four to be honest i don't even like assing i just want to show up and get the money bro i
00:02:41.660 don't even like 400 500 people come to casting really 400 500 yeah so what's the point of you
00:02:47.060 That's what I'm saying, but I don't even want to come because I already know I'm not going to get it.
00:02:51.780 I mean, not with that attitude.
00:02:52.980 I went to one, and they didn't even tell me to put on the clothes.
00:02:55.420 They just told me to leave. 1.00
00:02:56.360 Damn, son. 1.00
00:02:57.300 Yo, they're ruthless in fashion with yo. 1.00
00:02:59.120 Balenci, Balenci, Balenci, Balenci.
00:03:17.060 doing all these casting because new york fashion week is coming up i'm the only dude here men are 0.98
00:03:28.540 trash men are so creepy why can't we just have girls walking around it's having that conversation 1.00
00:03:33.680 i'm just standing off to the side yeah show show i'm gonna go back in man i should not be here right 0.98
00:03:38.100 just got a call from my my modeling agency all i gotta say is one thing like it's one time i can't
00:04:01.040 talk too much about this but these fashion niggas is weird bro hey yo they're weird right 1.00
00:04:04.960 Look out, look out, I'll go out
00:04:08.860 Tell me bro
00:04:09.700 Yo
00:04:10.420 Nah, nah, nah, he said 1.00
00:04:13.320 Fuck around, fuck on a groupie 1.00
00:04:15.080 Turn around, hide in a toolie 1.00
00:04:16.920 She want a cab, stay with an act 1.00
00:04:18.800 But I know she already knew me
00:04:20.260 Next day I'm making a movie 1.00
00:04:21.720 A bitch in the kitchen, she's making a smoothie 1.00
00:04:23.440 Yo, if you gotta take a girl out on a date in New York City 1.00
00:04:32.260 Take her here 0.99
00:04:33.460 get her a hot dog a bottle of water walk in a park she'll have a great time and she won't even 1.00
00:04:37.540 realize that you spent ten dollars you hopped the train yeah you got a little ice cream cone
00:04:41.220 or something like that but you oh you spent almost ten dollars you had a great date look
00:04:44.500 at that view she's gonna take an instagram picture there
00:04:52.900 i got blue over there where am i bro i'm telling you this is the weirdest industry on the planet
00:04:59.060 Oh god. Yo, on science? That shit is, yo, I swear to, I saw science, bro.
00:05:05.600 Now I gotta do the thing where I put the camera low, because I'm about to turn the corner, 1.00
00:05:08.540 so I can vlog and, you know, people like creeped out, you know what I'm saying? Ready?
00:05:14.500 Hello. I'm here for the casting.
00:05:17.100 Okay, um. Are you wrapping up?
00:05:19.100 We are. We can do your pictures. Thank you.
00:05:21.240 I'm the last one. You're the last one. I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:05:24.000 No worries. 0.99
00:05:24.440 one thing i think that gives me an advantage with this modeling shit is that i know how to be ugly 1.00
00:05:42.380 i've been ugly like most of my life and i got pretty for like the past four years i know how 0.98
00:05:46.720 to do it i don't need their approval i don't need them to be like oh star you're you're a darling
00:05:51.360 you're beautiful or you're i don't care bro if i'm ugly if i stop modeling it's not gonna affect
00:05:57.120 my self-esteem i'm literally just doing it for money which i probably shouldn't say on camera
00:06:00.160 but i mean it's fun to be able to get a travel and put on new clothes and stuff and i'm actually
00:06:03.360 starting to get interested in fashion but i don't care about being called pretty that don't matter
00:06:07.520 to me like i'm not gonna end up throwing up in the bathroom or doing coke during a shoot so that
00:06:10.960 i don't have to eat lunch a lot of people ask me for advice on how to get started in fashion and
00:06:14.320 modeling man it's just i don't know i got scouted at a bar three years ago i was drunk i thought
00:06:19.040 the guy was just hitting on me when he gave me his card i'm like it i emailed him and now i'm here
00:06:22.400 i don't think you should have any expectations and just know that they're looking for a certain
00:06:25.680 type of person i think i fit like a demographic that they're looking for i can check off a couple
00:06:30.080 boxes being racially ambiguous and you know it is what it is if you want to pay me to be the token
00:06:35.920 like whatever mixed guy i'll do it but also know that it's very selective it's like the most 0.55
00:06:41.040 selective industry all the castings i went to today they're gonna probably hire 10 people
00:06:45.040 and there's like 500 600 people going to each casting it is what you can't get your hopes up
00:06:49.040 with something like that it's like acting nowadays or rapping any of these highly selective industries
00:06:53.680 can't have any expectations just do it because just do it and see what happens you know you're
00:06:57.520 gonna stress yourself out too much by putting all your eggs in one basket nowadays inflation's going
00:07:02.160 up jobs are getting harder to find like everything is costing more money 100k a year sounded dope
00:07:06.960 when i was like 15 16 and i was like i need double that i need triple that my advice would
00:07:11.120 to be to have your hand in several different markets so that when one inevitably goes bad
00:07:16.000 or the economy shuts down or there's a lockdown you have other options that's what real wealth
00:07:19.760 and stability is passive income and not having to worry or not having to rely on anybody because
00:07:24.880 you have investments because you're sufficient on your own so i'm trying to get at now i'm not
00:07:29.440 I'm not there yet. I'm not a... Don't let me Gary Vee this conversation too much.
00:07:41.440 You have it. Not everybody has it. But you, you have it.
00:07:48.440 You're going to be star. Trust me. Okay? You?
00:07:54.440 you
00:07:56.440 maria made that sign 0.73
00:08:02.440 you're not strong enough yeah i'm weak i need to go to the gym
00:08:06.440 how you doing camera look at that a little vlog that really wasn't locked am i that weak no yeah
00:08:12.280 you told me it was locked i thought it was cheers
00:08:16.440 i'm good how are you supermodel now
00:08:24.440 exactly man poor jeff how many years later more than eight it's like melinda gates also i'm sure 0.94
00:08:31.680 she got fucking everything she needed to get too oh yeah they get divorced i forgot about that 1.00
00:08:37.340 it's like he's thinking he's thinking like okay but both of these women are donating mad money 0.99
00:08:41.900 though let's think about that like jeff i don't care about donating but i'm saying she's doing
00:08:46.000 good things with it like she's not just like this man or different organizations who want to pull
00:08:50.440 the spreadsheets because i got them i argue with straight men about this name one organization
00:08:54.360 i'll look it up right now how am i supposed to memorize that a couple mil for 130 billion that 0.97
00:09:00.360 ain't shit man wait a second i can't believe like you actually don't think that she deserves 130 0.96
00:09:05.240 billion yeah deserves it's not even deserves if they did life together all that far you think 0.99
00:09:10.760 she didn't have any what do you think marriage is what do you think marriage is yes she did what 1.00
00:09:15.400 What do you think marriage is?
00:09:16.400 A scam.
00:09:17.400 You live your life every day with them?
00:09:20.400 What do you think that is?
00:09:21.400 That's a business you're building together.
00:09:23.400 Okay, so you think Melinda Gates deserves half of Bill Gates' money? 1.00
00:09:26.400 She's been with him all that way.
00:09:28.400 There's no way that it was only 100% him.
00:09:30.400 Do you think Melania deserves half of Trump's money? 1.00
00:09:33.400 Fuck yeah! 1.00
00:09:34.400 Yeah, but Jeff Bezos and his wife definitely deserve that. 1.00
00:09:37.400 On top of that, he fucked another bitch. 1.00
00:09:39.400 Is you kidding me? 1.00
00:09:41.400 And he cheated.
00:09:42.400 He's so lucky!
00:09:43.400 Oh, bam! 1.00
00:09:44.400 Fuck it! 1.00
00:09:45.400 Dude, his wife? 1.00
00:09:46.400 Let's ask the audience.
00:09:47.400 Is it fair?