SHNEAKO - September 04, 2021Fashion is Just Another Hustle in NYC
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Summary
On this episode of the pod, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by special guest and long time friend of the show, to talk about a variety of topics. The boys talk about buying a new car, getting scammed at a car dealership, getting castings at NYFW, and much more.
Transcript
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What the hell if you find a car, bro? I got you.
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Yo, 10 days don't even want the car anymore, right?
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How are they going to show me that car they don't have the deed for at a real dealership?
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Bro, how do you not have the deed? It's a dealership does not make no sense at all
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That shows a big-ass disappointment came all the way here like an hour commute, bro
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I just don't understand how a car dealership would not have the deed to the cars that they're selling
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But they said it's gonna be ready in 10 days and that's on my birthday
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That'd be a nice birthday present myself at $30,000 vehicle. It's the biggest purchase
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I've never made by far put down the $500 deposit
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I feel like I got scammed a little bit put down $500 and got nothing in return. Oh shit, ah man
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I also feel bad because my man Dante Nero his comedian put me onto this car dealer when I walked in there the car salesman
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It was like, oh, hey, he recognized me. So I'm like, okay
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That's my salesman now and the guy who was like waiting for me there kept waiting. So sorry Dante
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I didn't mean to fuck over you man's but it wasn't even as man's
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It was his man's man's and I'd only talk to you on the phone like for a second. So I don't feel like I owe you anything
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Also didn't get a car. I don't know if I'm a dickhead for that
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I mean, what do you think I got back to the crib cast finally got which is nice
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You know, like he's helping to add to the apartment
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You know he put these lights up there are just like about six inches for being proper
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It doesn't go to the ceiling everything he sets up cast is around like five two five three
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So he has trouble getting up there, but I appreciate the effort short King stay up
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Are you gonna fit you're gonna fix the rest of that pole?
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Damn, you know summer's over just like that. It's already September a lot left to do
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because, like, I've been watching for a minute.
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Like, maybe, like, since the beginning of the pandemic.
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the toxic podcast kind of quality the shitty podcast i thought i thought that's what i was
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called but that's the one where i found you why'd you think it was called that i don't know that's
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what i remember you excited for fashion week all that well i had like i mean castings like four
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today four to be honest i don't even like assing i just want to show up and get the money bro i
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don't even like 400 500 people come to casting really 400 500 yeah so what's the point of you
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That's what I'm saying, but I don't even want to come because I already know I'm not going to get it.
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I went to one, and they didn't even tell me to put on the clothes.
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doing all these casting because new york fashion week is coming up i'm the only dude here men are
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trash men are so creepy why can't we just have girls walking around it's having that conversation
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i'm just standing off to the side yeah show show i'm gonna go back in man i should not be here right
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just got a call from my my modeling agency all i gotta say is one thing like it's one time i can't
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talk too much about this but these fashion niggas is weird bro hey yo they're weird right
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A bitch in the kitchen, she's making a smoothie
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Yo, if you gotta take a girl out on a date in New York City
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get her a hot dog a bottle of water walk in a park she'll have a great time and she won't even
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realize that you spent ten dollars you hopped the train yeah you got a little ice cream cone
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or something like that but you oh you spent almost ten dollars you had a great date look
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at that view she's gonna take an instagram picture there
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i got blue over there where am i bro i'm telling you this is the weirdest industry on the planet
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Oh god. Yo, on science? That shit is, yo, I swear to, I saw science, bro.
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Now I gotta do the thing where I put the camera low, because I'm about to turn the corner,
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so I can vlog and, you know, people like creeped out, you know what I'm saying? Ready?
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I'm the last one. You're the last one. I'm sorry, I'm late.
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one thing i think that gives me an advantage with this modeling shit is that i know how to be ugly
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i've been ugly like most of my life and i got pretty for like the past four years i know how
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to do it i don't need their approval i don't need them to be like oh star you're you're a darling
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you're beautiful or you're i don't care bro if i'm ugly if i stop modeling it's not gonna affect
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my self-esteem i'm literally just doing it for money which i probably shouldn't say on camera
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but i mean it's fun to be able to get a travel and put on new clothes and stuff and i'm actually
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starting to get interested in fashion but i don't care about being called pretty that don't matter
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to me like i'm not gonna end up throwing up in the bathroom or doing coke during a shoot so that
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i don't have to eat lunch a lot of people ask me for advice on how to get started in fashion and
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modeling man it's just i don't know i got scouted at a bar three years ago i was drunk i thought
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the guy was just hitting on me when he gave me his card i'm like it i emailed him and now i'm here
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i don't think you should have any expectations and just know that they're looking for a certain
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type of person i think i fit like a demographic that they're looking for i can check off a couple
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boxes being racially ambiguous and you know it is what it is if you want to pay me to be the token
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like whatever mixed guy i'll do it but also know that it's very selective it's like the most
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selective industry all the castings i went to today they're gonna probably hire 10 people
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and there's like 500 600 people going to each casting it is what you can't get your hopes up
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with something like that it's like acting nowadays or rapping any of these highly selective industries
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can't have any expectations just do it because just do it and see what happens you know you're
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gonna stress yourself out too much by putting all your eggs in one basket nowadays inflation's going
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up jobs are getting harder to find like everything is costing more money 100k a year sounded dope
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when i was like 15 16 and i was like i need double that i need triple that my advice would
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to be to have your hand in several different markets so that when one inevitably goes bad
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or the economy shuts down or there's a lockdown you have other options that's what real wealth
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and stability is passive income and not having to worry or not having to rely on anybody because
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you have investments because you're sufficient on your own so i'm trying to get at now i'm not
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I'm not there yet. I'm not a... Don't let me Gary Vee this conversation too much.
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You have it. Not everybody has it. But you, you have it.
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you're not strong enough yeah i'm weak i need to go to the gym
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how you doing camera look at that a little vlog that really wasn't locked am i that weak no yeah
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you told me it was locked i thought it was cheers
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exactly man poor jeff how many years later more than eight it's like melinda gates also i'm sure
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she got fucking everything she needed to get too oh yeah they get divorced i forgot about that
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it's like he's thinking he's thinking like okay but both of these women are donating mad money
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though let's think about that like jeff i don't care about donating but i'm saying she's doing
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good things with it like she's not just like this man or different organizations who want to pull
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the spreadsheets because i got them i argue with straight men about this name one organization
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i'll look it up right now how am i supposed to memorize that a couple mil for 130 billion that
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ain't shit man wait a second i can't believe like you actually don't think that she deserves 130
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billion yeah deserves it's not even deserves if they did life together all that far you think
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she didn't have any what do you think marriage is what do you think marriage is yes she did what
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Okay, so you think Melinda Gates deserves half of Bill Gates' money?
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Do you think Melania deserves half of Trump's money?
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Yeah, but Jeff Bezos and his wife definitely deserve that.