SHNEAKO - September 08, 2021


Ducking Police in Puerto Rico


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

97.73888

Word count

804

Sentence count

44

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

7

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Hate speech

3

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about our first day in Puerto Rico and how we managed to avoid the cops and get lost in the rainforest. We also talk about the cool things we saw and the crazy things we did.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I'm going to be the loudest one to clap.
00:00:07.000 And...
00:00:08.000 Yes!
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00:00:13.000 Jesus!
00:00:14.000 Support the troops!
00:00:18.000 Welcome to San Juan.
00:00:20.000 The local time is 7.48.
00:00:22.000 Woo! 0.99
00:00:23.000 Yeah!
00:00:28.000 We did it!
00:00:31.000 Go America!
00:00:58.000 it's my little birthday trip or whatever we've only had some w's so far we didn't have to pay
00:01:08.520 for this checked in bag we'll see though because last time we went to miami we had a lot of l's
00:01:12.520 so moist in here so hopefully no no l's can we go forward i'm not i'm not who's manifesting it
00:01:18.520 i'm just saying how was that man do you even know what manifesting is this is never gonna end
00:01:24.160 What is it that you saw in the news that you asked to this person, Pierre Lucer, that if he had to give it to him?
00:01:39.160 Yo! 1.00
00:01:54.160 maybe she was right i manifested it we've been here for 20 minutes and the airbnb host gave us
00:02:02.140 the wrong code so it's not long before the first dell it wasn't it wasn't long
00:02:10.000 i'm not closing it all the way i'm just faking like whoa first entrance positive thoughts
00:02:19.600 Do you have the key?
00:02:20.600 I have the key.
00:02:21.600 Settle down.
00:02:22.600 We made it.
00:02:23.600 Everything's okay.
00:02:24.600 It's my birthday trip.
00:02:26.600 And I want to get drunk tonight.
00:02:28.600 Oh my God.
00:02:29.600 What?
00:02:30.600 Oh.
00:02:31.600 Nice.
00:02:32.600 I don't know how that works.
00:02:33.600 I'm not even complaining anymore.
00:02:42.600 Woohoo! 1.00
00:02:49.600 Dumb hot for that, I don't even want to know my words. 0.98
00:03:02.200 Yo, Spanish music, Spanish music be like... 0.97
00:03:04.360 Oh, hola, como esta? 0.99
00:03:19.080 We just drove two and a half hours across the whole island of Puerto Rico from San Juan
00:03:32.560 all the way across. We just drove across the country. Why are you laughing because I'm saying
00:03:38.260 it's a country? Puerto Rico is a country. But anyway, it's closed past 5 p.m. Like you can't
00:03:43.160 walk inside. There's two cops with guns waiting there. I feel like I'm a criminal here. Like
00:03:46.600 we can't do anything. There's always a mask or a vaccine card or a curfew or a time. I didn't
00:03:53.540 even bring weed. I'm not even doing anything illegal and there's cops everywhere. We're
00:03:57.760 going to stay positive and we're going to figure it out. We saw this outdoorsy hiking
00:04:02.740 looking couple walk this way so I trust them. I'm peeing. So basically you're saying the
00:04:13.780 spot we were supposed to go to was way cooler than than this and that was a waste of a two and
00:04:18.420 a half hour drive oh and basically we flew to puerto rico for no reason because it was all the
00:04:23.220 way to go to that cliff part and we couldn't go there no we're going to the rainforest if we can
00:04:28.980 get in that's cotton yeah pick it i knew i knew that joke was coming slave i'm a slave too stroke
00:04:38.900 it no i thought about it though no which way should we go straight should we go straight okay let's go
00:04:50.100 come on
00:04:52.980 let's go oh my god can you hurry up babe i need to go 0.74
00:05:00.500 he's so goofy
00:05:05.220 okay we're walking inside now the cops left with the guns she brought her mask 1.00
00:05:10.880 just in case and i was like that's stupid like but there's actually a good probability that 0.90
00:05:14.900 someone's gonna ask me to put on a mask here i better see dolphins i better see whales i want 0.95
00:05:18.760 to see someone do a flip or else we wasted our time i want to see bad bunny
00:05:21.560 what's up boobie hey stray dogs with fleas want to pet me hey
00:05:43.680 Oh
00:05:53.000 What
00:05:55.080 Okay
00:05:57.080 Great, thanks for making me walk all the way up here girls be like I know a spot and then we get killed 1.00
00:06:13.680 okay that was pretty cool it's pretty cool it didn't it wasn't worth all the sweating
00:06:24.720 and wrong ways and avoiding the police but it's pretty cool
00:06:26.720 yeah you see how the sunset splits in half do you know i've never seen that in my life
00:06:38.460 one side is pink and then it goes blue literally like split down the middle
00:06:43.580 Yo, look at that.
00:06:45.740 Look at that on my camera.
00:06:46.880 You can see it better.
00:06:49.060 Look, look, look.
00:06:52.300 Oh.
00:06:53.260 See that?
00:06:53.960 Oh.
00:06:54.360 Have you ever seen that?
00:06:55.500 No.
00:07:00.820 Whoa! 0.71
00:07:02.380 No fu- 0.51
00:07:13.580 No mermaids, I didn't see Bad Bunny on a dolphin, but it was cool, nice view, and
00:07:22.700 now Maria's getting scared we gotta run back because it's dark.
00:07:25.180 And what, we got like a 30 minute walk back to the car, and the police are after us.
00:07:31.700 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, oh my god,
00:07:36.140 I see the cops, I see the cops, go, go, go.
00:07:43.580 We'll be right back.