SHNEAKO - September 08, 2021


Ducking Police in Puerto Rico


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

97.73888

Word Count

804

Sentence Count

44

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I'm going to be the loudest one to clap.
00:00:07.000 And...
00:00:08.000 Yes!
00:00:10.000 Yes!
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00:00:13.000 Jesus!
00:00:14.000 Support the troops!
00:00:18.000 Welcome to San Juan.
00:00:20.000 The local time is 7.48.
00:00:22.000 Woo!
00:00:23.000 Yeah!
00:00:28.000 We did it!
00:00:31.000 Go America!
00:00:58.000 it's my little birthday trip or whatever we've only had some w's so far we didn't have to pay
00:01:08.520 for this checked in bag we'll see though because last time we went to miami we had a lot of l's
00:01:12.520 so moist in here so hopefully no no l's can we go forward i'm not i'm not who's manifesting it
00:01:18.520 i'm just saying how was that man do you even know what manifesting is this is never gonna end
00:01:24.160 What is it that you saw in the news that you asked to this person, Pierre Lucer, that if he had to give it to him?
00:01:39.160 Yo!
00:01:54.160 maybe she was right i manifested it we've been here for 20 minutes and the airbnb host gave us
00:02:02.140 the wrong code so it's not long before the first dell it wasn't it wasn't long
00:02:10.000 i'm not closing it all the way i'm just faking like whoa first entrance positive thoughts
00:02:19.600 Do you have the key?
00:02:20.600 I have the key.
00:02:21.600 Settle down.
00:02:22.600 We made it.
00:02:23.600 Everything's okay.
00:02:24.600 It's my birthday trip.
00:02:26.600 And I want to get drunk tonight.
00:02:28.600 Oh my God.
00:02:29.600 What?
00:02:30.600 Oh.
00:02:31.600 Nice.
00:02:32.600 I don't know how that works.
00:02:33.600 I'm not even complaining anymore.
00:02:42.600 Woohoo!
00:02:49.600 Dumb hot for that, I don't even want to know my words.
00:03:02.200 Yo, Spanish music, Spanish music be like...
00:03:04.360 Oh, hola, como esta?
00:03:19.080 We just drove two and a half hours across the whole island of Puerto Rico from San Juan
00:03:32.560 all the way across. We just drove across the country. Why are you laughing because I'm saying
00:03:38.260 it's a country? Puerto Rico is a country. But anyway, it's closed past 5 p.m. Like you can't
00:03:43.160 walk inside. There's two cops with guns waiting there. I feel like I'm a criminal here. Like
00:03:46.600 we can't do anything. There's always a mask or a vaccine card or a curfew or a time. I didn't
00:03:53.540 even bring weed. I'm not even doing anything illegal and there's cops everywhere. We're
00:03:57.760 going to stay positive and we're going to figure it out. We saw this outdoorsy hiking
00:04:02.740 looking couple walk this way so I trust them. I'm peeing. So basically you're saying the
00:04:13.780 spot we were supposed to go to was way cooler than than this and that was a waste of a two and
00:04:18.420 a half hour drive oh and basically we flew to puerto rico for no reason because it was all the
00:04:23.220 way to go to that cliff part and we couldn't go there no we're going to the rainforest if we can
00:04:28.980 get in that's cotton yeah pick it i knew i knew that joke was coming slave i'm a slave too stroke
00:04:38.900 it no i thought about it though no which way should we go straight should we go straight okay let's go
00:04:50.100 come on
00:04:52.980 let's go oh my god can you hurry up babe i need to go
00:05:00.500 he's so goofy
00:05:05.220 okay we're walking inside now the cops left with the guns she brought her mask
00:05:10.880 just in case and i was like that's stupid like but there's actually a good probability that
00:05:14.900 someone's gonna ask me to put on a mask here i better see dolphins i better see whales i want
00:05:18.760 to see someone do a flip or else we wasted our time i want to see bad bunny
00:05:21.560 what's up boobie hey stray dogs with fleas want to pet me hey
00:05:43.680 Oh
00:05:53.000 What
00:05:55.080 Okay
00:05:57.080 Great, thanks for making me walk all the way up here girls be like I know a spot and then we get killed
00:06:13.680 okay that was pretty cool it's pretty cool it didn't it wasn't worth all the sweating
00:06:24.720 and wrong ways and avoiding the police but it's pretty cool
00:06:26.720 yeah you see how the sunset splits in half do you know i've never seen that in my life
00:06:38.460 one side is pink and then it goes blue literally like split down the middle
00:06:43.580 Yo, look at that.
00:06:45.740 Look at that on my camera.
00:06:46.880 You can see it better.
00:06:49.060 Look, look, look.
00:06:52.300 Oh.
00:06:53.260 See that?
00:06:53.960 Oh.
00:06:54.360 Have you ever seen that?
00:06:55.500 No.
00:07:00.820 Whoa!
00:07:02.380 No fu-
00:07:13.580 No mermaids, I didn't see Bad Bunny on a dolphin, but it was cool, nice view, and
00:07:22.700 now Maria's getting scared we gotta run back because it's dark.
00:07:25.180 And what, we got like a 30 minute walk back to the car, and the police are after us.
00:07:31.700 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, oh my god,
00:07:36.140 I see the cops, I see the cops, go, go, go.
00:07:43.580 We'll be right back.