SHNEAKO - Faded Questions w⧸ SNEAKO and Cas

00:00:00.000 I don't know, let's get it.

00:00:06.000 You're a color, right?

00:00:08.000 Yeah.

00:00:14.000 Fitz, right?

00:00:16.000 Hey, hey, hey, never not wildin!

00:00:18.000 Hey! What the fuck is he doing? 1.00

00:00:20.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:00:22.000 You ever trip on anything? 1.00

00:00:24.000 Pass it. You did? What was that like?

00:00:26.000 It was lit. Yeah.

00:00:28.000 It was in Brazil. It was like a place with no electricity.

00:00:31.120 Yeah.

00:00:31.420 I told you this story before.

00:00:32.640 You did? I don't remember it.

00:00:33.800 I was tripping for the first time, then I laid on the grass.

00:00:36.280 And think about a place with no electricity, bro.

00:00:38.000 So there's mad stars, you know what I mean?

00:00:40.640 Blocks you from being able to see the stars or all the lights in the city.

00:00:43.040 So I laid down on the grass on this big lawn.

00:00:44.980 It's a farm, so it's mad land.

00:00:46.940 So I was just laying down on the grass on my back, staring to the stars.

00:00:50.260 And I had like an outer body experience.

00:00:52.540 Like Superman, like his suit's mad tight, you know what I mean?

00:00:55.320 It was like one of those without a cape.

00:00:56.580 You had a Superman suit on?

00:00:57.420 Yeah, without the cape. Where did you get that?

00:01:00.460 Probably just in my head. I was just watching myself. Oh, so you weren't actually wearing that. No, I wasn't actually

00:01:06.160 Where would I even find that?

00:01:08.760 So how would it goes on and had like a yellow star in the middle like on my chest

00:01:12.680 So I was flying I was watching myself fly through the skies

00:01:15.600 Like from star to star and I would shoot beams out of my chest where there was a star on my Superman suit without the cape

00:01:21.200 And it would just destroy them

00:01:23.200 and I like zoomed to another one I felt like a superhero flying from star to

00:01:28.660 star blowing them up with the beams out of my chest that's Super Mario Galaxy

00:01:32.560 is that what it is I wish I had that I just felt sad I realized my friends 0.95

00:01:39.340 didn't like me demons and stars and Mario shit yes people don't like me 0.98

00:01:52.480 what is a hot dog a sandwich yeah i mean what's a sandwich in between two buns right 0.98

00:01:59.540 two pieces of bread yeah it's a sandwich but the hot dog bun is connected it's not really

00:02:04.840 two separate pieces of bread but there's meat in the middle no cap no homo he said no cap all right 1.00

00:02:11.220 there's meat in the middle no cap hot dogs or legs those should be my favorite stories on instagram

00:02:16.960 you're you're one of those dudes who with the girls on the beach where they show like the top

00:02:20.500 their mange and their legs are like hot dogs or legs hot dogs catch a meal

00:02:27.300 is that what you said no i sent them audio messages 0.75

00:02:34.900 what is the best historical era excluding the present i feel like only white people can really

00:02:40.500 enjoy this question i saw casey neistat he tweeted that the other day he's like i wish i could live

00:02:46.420 in the times of julius caesar and or fight in world war one and world war ii like why are you

00:02:52.720 glamorized fighting in the world yeah why would you want to fight in world war he's like i don't 0.93

00:02:57.000 want to live in this internet bullshit time yeah i'd rather be in the fucking trenches in vietnam 1.00

00:03:01.440 he said fuck tiktok i'd rather have fucking guerrilla warfare trying to kill me have a gas 1.00

00:03:08.240 mask and die from a fever fuck you like that's such a white question i would rather be in no 1.00

00:03:15.240 of the time now after being popular on social media for a while would you rather go back to 1.00

00:03:20.780 being unpopular guy making youtube videos in his room or do you enjoy how you are now more

00:03:26.120 and i got i got a couple likes if i see justin bieber at walmart i'm filming him like yo i just

00:03:30.420 saw justin bieber you're gonna pull out your phone yes i'm pulling out my phone i'm not pulling out

00:03:34.280 my phone i'm not pulling out my phone if it's like someone normal like if i see blue face like

00:03:38.180 it's blue face but if i see justin bieber he's like a different level those people

00:03:42.420 Nah, I would just

00:03:45.100 I would think that 0.99

00:03:46.260 I think like, damn 0.99

00:03:46.900 He just wants to go to the grocery store 1.00

00:03:48.200 And be left alone

00:03:49.060 So I'm not gonna

00:03:49.880 Like put up

00:03:51.080 On my Instagram story

00:03:52.600 I think you would too

00:03:53.660 Alright, I ordered it

00:03:54.840 What'd you get?

00:03:56.560 Sandwiches

00:03:57.000 What do you think

00:03:57.860 The majority of your fanbase used to learn?

00:03:59.740 It's not even just my fanbase

00:04:00.700 I think

00:04:01.240 Everybody needs to learn

00:04:02.420 How to be personable

00:04:03.300 Being nice to everybody

00:04:04.600 And having those connections

00:04:05.680 It really costs nothing

00:04:07.040 Just learning how to be

00:04:08.020 Chill with yourself

00:04:08.720 That you don't have to be miserable

00:04:09.900 Cause I've been there

00:04:10.920 Like I was telling you earlier 0.94

00:04:12.160 When I was in high school I'd look at a kid who was like nerdy and play Minecraft or some shit

00:04:15.620 Yeah, I mean dress weird or random look down like random like an hour to throw the halls 1.00

00:04:19.120 I'd be like yo this kid's a fucking weirdo 0.92

00:04:21.120 But nowadays I wouldn't look at him like he's a weirdo like yo, he's just a kid who likes Naruto 0.99

00:04:25.360 He's doing his thing exactly. I think that's all you learn just chill

00:04:30.640 Accept people for who they are and you're not better than anybody else

00:04:34.300 I'm realizing that a lot like a lot of the stuff people say

00:04:37.660 They'll just they'll say it because it makes them feel better

00:04:40.500 If someone called me today, and they kept bringing up the car that I crashed like two years ago

00:04:44.620 You know you crash this like that's why your insurance is so high like you know you like okay

00:04:48.940 I know this you're why you bring that up is having two years ago, and I'm very aware of this

00:04:54.020 And they only say that so that they like lecturing they like being

00:04:58.600 Pedestal and it's like this is not a progressive conversation. This is just you stroking your ego. It's a captain

00:05:03.860 I say I say even like my mom did I some shit like I fuck up 0.99

00:05:07.060 Well, I told you like if you had done this with yo, but I didn't I didn't this is a situation where now 0.99

00:05:11.620 Maybe we got to deal with this. Yeah, it's not what I could have done progressive. It doesn't help anything

00:05:17.260 What is something you are proud of? 0.98

00:05:19.520 cock size 0.99

00:05:21.100 X videos or pornhub. I've been stretching it out for like two months. So it's like five inches

00:05:26.260 Every night just doing the exercises pulling it pull X videos or pornhub X videos for Brazilian videos

00:05:32.860 There are a lot of Brazilian videos on X videos

00:05:34.860 That's like the porthog for Brazilians that girl from Brazil that I banged I have on video 1.00

00:05:39.100 She's on she's we just like nine views. That's why she has so many followers. Let me see. Oh 0.98

00:05:43.660 Yeah, I remember her. She's Viz?

00:05:46.300 She's Viz? She's Viz 0.99

00:05:52.580 Nice, I want to go to Brazil now. Let's go New Year's. Did you ever get with the girl just because you were drunk and regret it?

00:05:59.940 Yeah, I don't regret it that much though 0.99

00:06:02.860 it's just like definitely just because I was drunk yeah I feel you'd so fuck I 0.98

00:06:06.820 don't know yeah never regretted it it's so fucked up to what to say you regret 0.98

00:06:10.360 it because it's got to be really bad to regret yeah most of times this is better 0.96

00:06:16.660 than your hand and then you could always be like it's better than your hand yeah

00:06:22.620 exactly it's better than your hand and like that's what you wanted to do in

00:06:25.420 that moment so why would you regret it yeah it's gotta be really atrocious that's

00:06:29.020 me your arch nemesis even then that's still something to be proud of that you 0.99

00:06:32.440 fucked your arch nemesis what's something about yourself you're actively trying to improve on 0.99

00:06:36.760 not really trying to improve on much i think that's the problem my bank account trying to 0.97

00:06:41.220 improve that but you're not supposed to tell that to your audience because then they think they're

00:06:45.540 using it for money so nah i i care about people and art i don't care about money now anybody 0.92

00:06:53.520 thinks that at the end of the day they know you're making money off the shit and they know that 0.98

00:06:57.180 they're the reason so as long as you're not fucking them off you know what i mean but then 0.99

00:07:00.060 there's a lot of people who are like still want me to be the youtuber of my room making videos 0.98

00:07:04.320 you know they don't want you to progress they want to be able to relate to somebody who's

00:07:08.640 struggling they miss the old sneeko nah but just because you have money doesn't mean you're not

00:07:13.220 struggling money definitely gives a lot of it takes away a lot of insecurities money takes away

00:07:18.400 a lot of everything a lot of problems yeah even if it's not like you're still always going to have

00:07:22.820 problems but a lot of them do go away with money money solves so many problems yeah do you think

00:07:26.960 helps your confidence i argued about this with vincent and i think that it does because if you

00:07:31.520 have financial security like that's already a huge insecurity you don't have to worry about

00:07:35.440 yeah just being able to go out and patient do what you want yeah exactly in your head about

00:07:39.520 like the bill or how much yeah it definitely helps you become more able to even get a haircut every

00:07:44.960 week you know what i mean yeah it's hard to be sad when you have a fresh feed it's hard to be

00:07:49.200 sad like that's the real issue you ever wrote it's difficult it's difficult some girl last night was

00:07:54.480 talking about like i wanted to get a hellcat you know she's like oh it's such a bad investment like

00:07:58.560 it's going to be you know it's a waste of money the insurance is like when i pull up you're going

00:08:02.240 to want to hop in right exactly you're getting in though you're going to get in the car with me

00:08:07.840 how are you going to be sad in the hellcat you just turn the engine and makes it makes that

00:08:13.280 noise you're not sad anymore you're sitting how could you sit in the thing behind the wheel

00:08:18.320 with that engine and it doesn't have it it's just not how it is so even those three years where it

00:08:23.520 might be a bad investment i'm never going to be sad or if i'm ever sad you just get in your car

00:08:27.920 and go anywhere until you crash that'd be sad yeah crashing sad you ever been in an accident 0.98

00:08:34.760 yeah i've been in a bad accident yeah i'm sad that shit gets you it doesn't feel real bro yeah 0.98

00:08:40.160 it feels like a movie not driving but i've already been in a crash where we crash into an oil truck 0.94

00:08:44.760 on the highway oil truck imagine bro like 18 wheeler imagine it was like a car in front of

00:08:51.340 We're all faded off the Ciroc which is the first mistake who was running my boy from Boston two of them came to visit me

00:08:57.280 What was driving the beginning the same kid from the threesome story read?

00:09:00.280 They made him sign the contract. He got like a four thousand close to five thousand dollar ticket

00:09:04.600 So then he's like yeah, I'm not driving anymore

00:09:06.100 So the other kid went to drive it was us three and he was faded too

00:09:08.980 There was a car in front of us a normal car and the 18-wheeler full of oil to the right of us

00:09:13.140 And I was in the passenger seat

00:09:14.620 He tried cutting in between the car in front of us and 18 we like in that little guy to like go to the next lane

00:09:19.180 Wetline, yeah, and he hit the 18-wheeler threw it into the wall on the side of the highway. It was like a bridge

00:09:25.100 Threw it into the wall and it tipped over and we started spinning out

00:09:28.940 and 0.99

00:09:30.000 Then as soon as everything stopped like they were in shock and I was like fuck, you know 0.99

00:09:34.320 Like we need to do something 0.97

00:09:35.460 So I took the Ciroc bottle at the back threw it over the bridge shattered all over the floor and I called Lucas

00:09:40.160 I'm like you need to pick this up right now

00:09:42.000 He came and the cops came and they were questioning us and I'm like trying to explain to them

00:09:45.800 I'm like, yo, like this happened actually the guy came up to me the copies like don't even talk like you're too drunk

00:09:50.200 And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad my bad 0.95

00:09:52.080 So I just sat with them and they're like crying and shit 0.99

00:09:54.580 And he's like yo you three get the fuck out of here 0.99

00:09:56.540 And then me my boy and the other boy that one I got to know when they crash 0.89

00:10:00.660 We got in Lucas's car and just drove home and we didn't get anything the cop was let you go just let us go

00:10:06.100 Wow

00:10:07.280 And it was a rental car to no insurance crazy. I was in the passenger seat and I saw him turning

00:10:11.680 I was looking at the truck like getting closer. I was like

00:10:13.680 I had a dream the other day that I crashed, bro.

00:10:16.960 From that?

00:10:17.860 I don't know if it was from that, but I just had a dream that I was driving my car and it skidded like the roads were moist.

00:10:24.600 Yeah, no.

00:10:25.440 And I skidded and hit the wall and I was bleeding everywhere. 1.00

00:10:28.040 Fuck that. 1.00

00:10:28.720 Yeah, bro. 1.00

00:10:29.260 I was in a bad accident.

00:10:30.700 That's how I crashed the Ultima that I had, the Nissan.

00:10:33.180 You first?

00:10:33.540 Yeah.

00:10:33.960 Yeah, it was bad.

00:10:35.180 Total.

00:10:35.960 I had a girl in the car, too. 0.75

00:10:37.260 She was like 17.

00:10:38.860 Yeah, we were doing a photo shoot.

00:10:40.720 That was like the first day I met her.

00:10:42.020 You know where we were going?

00:10:42.620 we're going to that abandoned asylum you know i've been there we're and i i passed it and i

00:10:47.420 had to make u-turn to go back in and then making the u-turn like someone was trying to swerve around

00:10:51.580 me and crash it literally the car went inside of my car that's how bad the accident was and

00:10:56.380 i didn't even have a scratch nothing on me but like i was spinning out off the road and she was

00:11:01.580 good too right she was fine yeah she said she had like a headache or something yeah i had like a

00:11:06.460 headache after too but nothing she didn't even tell her parents or nothing she just went home

00:11:10.540 I pay for over and she never mentioned it real on and now like I wanted to get the Hellcats a thousand a month for the insurance

00:11:17.900 When do you think you'll die? I think if I die when I was like 60 I'd be chilling me, so I don't want to be that old

00:11:23.540 I don't want to be nursing home old like a burden. No, but I don't want to depend on people to piss

00:11:28.780 Fuck I don't want to wear a diaper again 1.00

00:11:31.600 Again back, but I heard the nursing homes are lit like a lot of crazy orgy 1.00

00:11:36.820 Yeah, there's retirement like cargos. They have no teeth dentures. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah head without teeth

00:11:46.060 Slurpee, I gotta try that I should go to nursing home. I should find someone's grandma 1.00

00:11:51.000 If you're a fan, you really fuck with us hard 1.00

00:11:53.720 Let me fucking grandma. We won't give her COVID. Just give her the D body count double digits 1.00

00:12:00.200 Yo, you almost triple right? No, you're not. Yeah, you are. I'm not even close. Okay. I'm 11

00:12:06.820 i'm a virgin what's your body count six you only have two options you live to 200 you cannot die 0.99

00:12:16.120 until 200 or you die at 30 which do you choose does that mean like you're gonna be a old fart 0.97

00:12:22.460 until you're 200 or can you like so you have to die at 200 or you have to die at 30 i mean if 0.99

00:12:27.540 i'm gonna be old as fuck like you're more 200 you're gonna be all this i'm saying if i can live 0.99

00:12:32.880 way i live now until you can't you're 200 all right then yeah no i'd rather die at 30. 1.00

00:12:37.120 fuck that i want a more 30. huh we got 40. yeah no that's fine yeah yeah we don't care do you 0.99

00:12:44.960 believe in in vino veritas and alcohol lies the truth don't pull up huh do you do you believe in 0.99

00:12:54.240 and alcohol lies the truth i don't know bro no i don't think so i don't think so i think when i'm 0.91

00:12:59.200 drunk i lie the most yeah i'm better at lying bitches ask me i'm like yeah i'm a shake i got 1.00

00:13:05.760 oil money you see the beard i'm salad i can light a hookah i'm ahmed what up is flirting cheating 1.00

00:13:14.400 no no does your penis work if you're drunk 18 likes yeah kind of drunk i've gotten drunk off 0.99

00:13:21.200 jaeger and i couldn't i had a girl drive like 40 minutes and she pulled up and i just couldn't 1.00

00:13:25.680 you gotta get the honey sometimes it helps though it gets like calms the the nerves yeah it might

00:13:31.440 be like past a certain point you just can't do anything yeah like tonight like right now i'm

00:13:35.360 way too i was thinking about that in the uber like should i was like nah i'm about to sleep

00:13:40.960 i didn't think i was gonna do this you thought about it for a second though right that girl in

00:13:44.880 the uber her like funny yeah not even a second you were chatting though i don't know i was just

00:13:51.040 drunk probably just wanted to talk if dopamine was a drink would you chug probably yeah it'd be

00:13:58.640 like the ultimate lean no i think it would be more energetic no it would be yeah kind of like lean

00:14:04.400 relax you because that's here like when you're on tick tock you just zoned out scrolling yeah

00:14:08.720 it just numbs your brain does the work for you dopamine in the cup it's about to be the new 1.00

00:14:12.640 invention double cup with ice double cup with that dopamine your bitch she'd been a fiend 1.00

00:14:17.840 She said she want that makeup sex 1.00

00:14:20.380 She wasn't talking about that Maybelline 0.95

00:14:21.980 Okay

00:14:23.460 Worst part of high school

00:14:26.500 13 likes

00:14:27.440 I liked high school bro

00:14:28.580 That was the worst part though

00:14:29.960 There's gotta be a bad

00:14:30.820 Come on

00:14:31.500 Just cause I didn't have like

00:14:33.800 The knowledge I have now

00:14:34.780 So I feel like

00:14:35.580 I have regret that if I was smarter back then

00:14:37.680 It'd be so much more fun

00:14:38.800 Like if you were the same way you are now

00:14:40.320 Back when you were in high school

00:14:41.180 You would have a much better time in high school

00:14:42.600 But then it wouldn't have been high school

00:14:43.920 Like part of that is the learning experience

00:14:45.880 Seeing the world for the first time I've seen the world where you're in high school

00:14:50.160 It's or just being so exposed to like real social dynamics for the first time

00:14:54.360 Yeah, but if you could cope with them better

00:14:55.900 I think I'd rather go through high school knowing what I know now than not worst part of high school for me

00:15:00.460 Which is not being in a real high school and here and get kids like you talk about how fun it was

00:15:06.040 Well, I stayed in my dorm room 0.99

00:15:08.500 You know it's a fucking boarding school 0.99

00:15:10.180 You had like 40 kids in your graduating class right literally had lights out and study hall at nine o'clock like 1.00

00:15:15.660 nine o'clock you couldn't leave your dorm every day and if you had your phone out like there's

00:15:19.820 people looking through the windows of your room hey your phone like they'd confiscate your phone

00:15:24.220 and you just gotta lay in bed and you're not tired because it's nine o'clock and you can't

00:15:28.140 leave your dorm that's like it's like military school it's just yeah like jail for kids that 0.65

00:15:33.100 sounds horrible that was the worst part what's your worst drunk story southern likes like you 0.82

00:15:38.140 take that i can't think of what i'm at worst one story for me was halloween freshman year jumping 1.00

00:15:43.980 over the fence and my timberlands for my stupid fucking costume got caught on the top of the fence 0.98

00:15:49.100 and i swiveled forward and then landed right here broke my elbow and ruptured my my tendon and i 0.99

00:15:55.580 didn't have health insurance at the time so i walked around for the next month to school

00:15:59.020 with my arm like this and a hoodie like in a fake sling just like this for a month

00:16:05.260 now drug stories the funniest one i've seen it wasn't even me it was this girl

00:16:08.460 we're gonna go pool hopping at a condominium and they had a jacuzzi but

00:16:14.220 you had to jump over the fence to get in the pool in the jacuzzi so all the

00:16:17.100 boys we jump over the fence first and we're helping the girls get over and

00:16:19.920 this one girl she was like scared for her life to jump over the fence so she's 0.99

00:16:22.920 going a mad slow puts one leg over puts the other one over she's sitting at the 1.00

00:16:26.760 top of the fence she's like are you ready you guys have to catch me you guys

00:16:29.460 have to catch me yeah we'll catch you like just jump so she jumped bro and as

00:16:33.660 she jumps off this fence her underwear was stuck so literally it was the most

00:16:38.040 atomic wedgie of all time like the fence went through her underwear and she was

00:16:42.280 hanging off the side of the fence from underwear from her underwear like right 0.60

00:16:46.200 and left and her jeans like her jean shorts and she was just hanging from the 1.00

00:16:50.700 fence bro and we couldn't even help her because we were laughing so hard she was there for like a 0.98

00:16:56.700 minute or two yeah just swinging oh my god that shit was funny that's some captain 1.00

00:17:04.160 Underpants cartoon like I've never seen an atomic wedgie besides Disney Channel until that ass and no tits or tits and no ass 1.00

00:17:14.280 Personality 1.00

00:17:16.920 If you had to fuck two girls with the combined age of 30 what ages would they be? 1.00

00:17:24.260 29 and 1 1.00

00:17:26.680 Three girls

00:17:28.680 10

00:17:30.680 I want any of them to be over here. 1.00

00:17:32.680 Suck your dad's dick or let your mom die? 1.00

00:17:34.680 Suck my dead mom's dick. 1.00

00:17:37.680 I'm all hungry. 1.00

00:17:39.680 329. Bye.

SHNEAKO - December 07, 2020

Faded Questions w⧸ SNEAKO and Cas

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