SHNEAKO - December 07, 2020Faded Questions w⧸ SNEAKO and Cas
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On this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the pod, my good friend . We talk about his trip to the stars, his love of hot dogs, and the best and worst historical eras.
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It was in Brazil. It was like a place with no electricity.
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I was tripping for the first time, then I laid on the grass.
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And think about a place with no electricity, bro.
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Blocks you from being able to see the stars or all the lights in the city.
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So I was just laying down on the grass on my back, staring to the stars.
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Like Superman, like his suit's mad tight, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, without the cape. Where did you get that?
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Probably just in my head. I was just watching myself. Oh, so you weren't actually wearing that. No, I wasn't actually
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So how would it goes on and had like a yellow star in the middle like on my chest
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So I was flying I was watching myself fly through the skies
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Like from star to star and I would shoot beams out of my chest where there was a star on my Superman suit without the cape
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and I like zoomed to another one I felt like a superhero flying from star to
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star blowing them up with the beams out of my chest that's Super Mario Galaxy
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is that what it is I wish I had that I just felt sad I realized my friends
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didn't like me demons and stars and Mario shit yes people don't like me
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what is a hot dog a sandwich yeah i mean what's a sandwich in between two buns right
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two pieces of bread yeah it's a sandwich but the hot dog bun is connected it's not really
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two separate pieces of bread but there's meat in the middle no cap no homo he said no cap all right
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there's meat in the middle no cap hot dogs or legs those should be my favorite stories on instagram
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you're you're one of those dudes who with the girls on the beach where they show like the top
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their mange and their legs are like hot dogs or legs hot dogs catch a meal
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is that what you said no i sent them audio messages
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what is the best historical era excluding the present i feel like only white people can really
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enjoy this question i saw casey neistat he tweeted that the other day he's like i wish i could live
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in the times of julius caesar and or fight in world war one and world war ii like why are you
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glamorized fighting in the world yeah why would you want to fight in world war he's like i don't
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want to live in this internet bullshit time yeah i'd rather be in the fucking trenches in vietnam
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he said fuck tiktok i'd rather have fucking guerrilla warfare trying to kill me have a gas
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mask and die from a fever fuck you like that's such a white question i would rather be in no
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of the time now after being popular on social media for a while would you rather go back to
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being unpopular guy making youtube videos in his room or do you enjoy how you are now more
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and i got i got a couple likes if i see justin bieber at walmart i'm filming him like yo i just
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saw justin bieber you're gonna pull out your phone yes i'm pulling out my phone i'm not pulling out
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my phone i'm not pulling out my phone if it's like someone normal like if i see blue face like
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it's blue face but if i see justin bieber he's like a different level those people
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When I was in high school I'd look at a kid who was like nerdy and play Minecraft or some shit
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Yeah, I mean dress weird or random look down like random like an hour to throw the halls
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I'd be like yo this kid's a fucking weirdo
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But nowadays I wouldn't look at him like he's a weirdo like yo, he's just a kid who likes Naruto
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He's doing his thing exactly. I think that's all you learn just chill
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Accept people for who they are and you're not better than anybody else
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I'm realizing that a lot like a lot of the stuff people say
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They'll just they'll say it because it makes them feel better
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If someone called me today, and they kept bringing up the car that I crashed like two years ago
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You know you crash this like that's why your insurance is so high like you know you like okay
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I know this you're why you bring that up is having two years ago, and I'm very aware of this
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And they only say that so that they like lecturing they like being
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Pedestal and it's like this is not a progressive conversation. This is just you stroking your ego. It's a captain
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I say I say even like my mom did I some shit like I fuck up
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Well, I told you like if you had done this with yo, but I didn't I didn't this is a situation where now
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Maybe we got to deal with this. Yeah, it's not what I could have done progressive. It doesn't help anything
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X videos or pornhub. I've been stretching it out for like two months. So it's like five inches
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Every night just doing the exercises pulling it pull X videos or pornhub X videos for Brazilian videos
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There are a lot of Brazilian videos on X videos
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That's like the porthog for Brazilians that girl from Brazil that I banged I have on video
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She's on she's we just like nine views. That's why she has so many followers. Let me see. Oh
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Nice, I want to go to Brazil now. Let's go New Year's. Did you ever get with the girl just because you were drunk and regret it?
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it's just like definitely just because I was drunk yeah I feel you'd so fuck I
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don't know yeah never regretted it it's so fucked up to what to say you regret
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it because it's got to be really bad to regret yeah most of times this is better
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than your hand and then you could always be like it's better than your hand yeah
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exactly it's better than your hand and like that's what you wanted to do in
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that moment so why would you regret it yeah it's gotta be really atrocious that's
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me your arch nemesis even then that's still something to be proud of that you
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fucked your arch nemesis what's something about yourself you're actively trying to improve on
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not really trying to improve on much i think that's the problem my bank account trying to
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improve that but you're not supposed to tell that to your audience because then they think they're
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using it for money so nah i i care about people and art i don't care about money now anybody
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thinks that at the end of the day they know you're making money off the shit and they know that
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they're the reason so as long as you're not fucking them off you know what i mean but then
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there's a lot of people who are like still want me to be the youtuber of my room making videos
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you know they don't want you to progress they want to be able to relate to somebody who's
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struggling they miss the old sneeko nah but just because you have money doesn't mean you're not
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struggling money definitely gives a lot of it takes away a lot of insecurities money takes away
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a lot of everything a lot of problems yeah even if it's not like you're still always going to have
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problems but a lot of them do go away with money money solves so many problems yeah do you think
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helps your confidence i argued about this with vincent and i think that it does because if you
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have financial security like that's already a huge insecurity you don't have to worry about
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yeah just being able to go out and patient do what you want yeah exactly in your head about
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like the bill or how much yeah it definitely helps you become more able to even get a haircut every
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week you know what i mean yeah it's hard to be sad when you have a fresh feed it's hard to be
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sad like that's the real issue you ever wrote it's difficult it's difficult some girl last night was
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talking about like i wanted to get a hellcat you know she's like oh it's such a bad investment like
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it's going to be you know it's a waste of money the insurance is like when i pull up you're going
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to want to hop in right exactly you're getting in though you're going to get in the car with me
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how are you going to be sad in the hellcat you just turn the engine and makes it makes that
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noise you're not sad anymore you're sitting how could you sit in the thing behind the wheel
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with that engine and it doesn't have it it's just not how it is so even those three years where it
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might be a bad investment i'm never going to be sad or if i'm ever sad you just get in your car
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and go anywhere until you crash that'd be sad yeah crashing sad you ever been in an accident
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yeah i've been in a bad accident yeah i'm sad that shit gets you it doesn't feel real bro yeah
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it feels like a movie not driving but i've already been in a crash where we crash into an oil truck
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on the highway oil truck imagine bro like 18 wheeler imagine it was like a car in front of
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We're all faded off the Ciroc which is the first mistake who was running my boy from Boston two of them came to visit me
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What was driving the beginning the same kid from the threesome story read?
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They made him sign the contract. He got like a four thousand close to five thousand dollar ticket
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So then he's like yeah, I'm not driving anymore
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So the other kid went to drive it was us three and he was faded too
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There was a car in front of us a normal car and the 18-wheeler full of oil to the right of us
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He tried cutting in between the car in front of us and 18 we like in that little guy to like go to the next lane
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Wetline, yeah, and he hit the 18-wheeler threw it into the wall on the side of the highway. It was like a bridge
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Threw it into the wall and it tipped over and we started spinning out
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Then as soon as everything stopped like they were in shock and I was like fuck, you know
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So I took the Ciroc bottle at the back threw it over the bridge shattered all over the floor and I called Lucas
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He came and the cops came and they were questioning us and I'm like trying to explain to them
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I'm like, yo, like this happened actually the guy came up to me the copies like don't even talk like you're too drunk
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And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad my bad
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So I just sat with them and they're like crying and shit
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And he's like yo you three get the fuck out of here
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And then me my boy and the other boy that one I got to know when they crash
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We got in Lucas's car and just drove home and we didn't get anything the cop was let you go just let us go
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And it was a rental car to no insurance crazy. I was in the passenger seat and I saw him turning
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I was looking at the truck like getting closer. I was like
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I had a dream the other day that I crashed, bro.
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I don't know if it was from that, but I just had a dream that I was driving my car and it skidded like the roads were moist.
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And I skidded and hit the wall and I was bleeding everywhere.
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That's how I crashed the Ultima that I had, the Nissan.
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we're going to that abandoned asylum you know i've been there we're and i i passed it and i
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had to make u-turn to go back in and then making the u-turn like someone was trying to swerve around
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me and crash it literally the car went inside of my car that's how bad the accident was and
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i didn't even have a scratch nothing on me but like i was spinning out off the road and she was
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good too right she was fine yeah she said she had like a headache or something yeah i had like a
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headache after too but nothing she didn't even tell her parents or nothing she just went home
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I pay for over and she never mentioned it real on and now like I wanted to get the Hellcats a thousand a month for the insurance
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When do you think you'll die? I think if I die when I was like 60 I'd be chilling me, so I don't want to be that old
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I don't want to be nursing home old like a burden. No, but I don't want to depend on people to piss
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Again back, but I heard the nursing homes are lit like a lot of crazy orgy
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Yeah, there's retirement like cargos. They have no teeth dentures. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah head without teeth
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Slurpee, I gotta try that I should go to nursing home. I should find someone's grandma
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If you're a fan, you really fuck with us hard
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Let me fucking grandma. We won't give her COVID. Just give her the D body count double digits
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Yo, you almost triple right? No, you're not. Yeah, you are. I'm not even close. Okay. I'm 11
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i'm a virgin what's your body count six you only have two options you live to 200 you cannot die
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until 200 or you die at 30 which do you choose does that mean like you're gonna be a old fart
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until you're 200 or can you like so you have to die at 200 or you have to die at 30 i mean if
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i'm gonna be old as fuck like you're more 200 you're gonna be all this i'm saying if i can live
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way i live now until you can't you're 200 all right then yeah no i'd rather die at 30.
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fuck that i want a more 30. huh we got 40. yeah no that's fine yeah yeah we don't care do you
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believe in in vino veritas and alcohol lies the truth don't pull up huh do you do you believe in
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and alcohol lies the truth i don't know bro no i don't think so i don't think so i think when i'm
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drunk i lie the most yeah i'm better at lying bitches ask me i'm like yeah i'm a shake i got
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oil money you see the beard i'm salad i can light a hookah i'm ahmed what up is flirting cheating
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no no does your penis work if you're drunk 18 likes yeah kind of drunk i've gotten drunk off
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jaeger and i couldn't i had a girl drive like 40 minutes and she pulled up and i just couldn't
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you gotta get the honey sometimes it helps though it gets like calms the the nerves yeah it might
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be like past a certain point you just can't do anything yeah like tonight like right now i'm
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way too i was thinking about that in the uber like should i was like nah i'm about to sleep
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i didn't think i was gonna do this you thought about it for a second though right that girl in
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the uber her like funny yeah not even a second you were chatting though i don't know i was just
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drunk probably just wanted to talk if dopamine was a drink would you chug probably yeah it'd be
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like the ultimate lean no i think it would be more energetic no it would be yeah kind of like lean
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relax you because that's here like when you're on tick tock you just zoned out scrolling yeah
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it just numbs your brain does the work for you dopamine in the cup it's about to be the new
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invention double cup with ice double cup with that dopamine your bitch she'd been a fiend
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You would have a much better time in high school
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Seeing the world for the first time I've seen the world where you're in high school
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It's or just being so exposed to like real social dynamics for the first time
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I think I'd rather go through high school knowing what I know now than not worst part of high school for me
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Which is not being in a real high school and here and get kids like you talk about how fun it was
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You had like 40 kids in your graduating class right literally had lights out and study hall at nine o'clock like
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nine o'clock you couldn't leave your dorm every day and if you had your phone out like there's
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people looking through the windows of your room hey your phone like they'd confiscate your phone
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and you just gotta lay in bed and you're not tired because it's nine o'clock and you can't
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leave your dorm that's like it's like military school it's just yeah like jail for kids that
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sounds horrible that was the worst part what's your worst drunk story southern likes like you
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take that i can't think of what i'm at worst one story for me was halloween freshman year jumping
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over the fence and my timberlands for my stupid fucking costume got caught on the top of the fence
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and i swiveled forward and then landed right here broke my elbow and ruptured my my tendon and i
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didn't have health insurance at the time so i walked around for the next month to school
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with my arm like this and a hoodie like in a fake sling just like this for a month
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now drug stories the funniest one i've seen it wasn't even me it was this girl
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we're gonna go pool hopping at a condominium and they had a jacuzzi but
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you had to jump over the fence to get in the pool in the jacuzzi so all the
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boys we jump over the fence first and we're helping the girls get over and
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this one girl she was like scared for her life to jump over the fence so she's
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going a mad slow puts one leg over puts the other one over she's sitting at the
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top of the fence she's like are you ready you guys have to catch me you guys
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have to catch me yeah we'll catch you like just jump so she jumped bro and as
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she jumps off this fence her underwear was stuck so literally it was the most
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atomic wedgie of all time like the fence went through her underwear and she was
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hanging off the side of the fence from underwear from her underwear like right
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and left and her jeans like her jean shorts and she was just hanging from the
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fence bro and we couldn't even help her because we were laughing so hard she was there for like a
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minute or two yeah just swinging oh my god that shit was funny that's some captain
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Underpants cartoon like I've never seen an atomic wedgie besides Disney Channel until that ass and no tits or tits and no ass
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If you had to fuck two girls with the combined age of 30 what ages would they be?
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