SHNEAKO - How I Found a True Sense of Self

00:00:00.000 Ooh, I know that world appears

00:00:05.000 Every time I dream of you

00:00:08.000 Uh, give it a break, you already see the lifestyle

00:00:10.740 Cause you rapping, got me raising on my eyebrow

00:00:13.280 I shine bright, you can never tie my light down

00:00:15.920 No, no, we ain't got a time now

00:00:18.440 Never talking, I just stay up in my own lane

00:00:21.000 Seen enough, we gonna blow all out some propane

00:00:23.540 I'm not gonna trust anybody, but where's they phoning?

00:00:26.440 Yeah, yeah

00:00:27.420 hey musa put a w finally made it to barcelona but i hope this is worth it and the hotel i booked

00:00:32.460 another l by the way the hotel i booked in spanish the website the wrong hotel i have a hotel in

00:00:37.260 munich right now same name but the reservation was in spanish i don't know why if it's germany

00:00:41.500 hopefully that's the last l man luto barca by the way hala madrid i was pretty nervous but this

00:00:45.980 looks pretty good i was nervous i don't know if i could trust you got a pakistan cut this guy warned

00:00:51.020 me saying that if i leave my camera here that someone could like drive by and scoop it up but

00:00:54.860 i think i'm gonna be fine i kind of want to see that happen i kind of want to record someone try

00:00:58.380 to rob it and then i can hey don't steal but then it actually would seal it and then all this vlog

00:01:02.540 footage would be deleted and that'd be the biggest l of the day barcelona's cool or whatever it's

00:01:06.940 like mexican france is that racist it is though spicy france a little bit of hey girlfriend give

00:01:13.500 me some of my beer i love drinking beer at the beach i'm sorry i just need to add something for

00:01:20.540 this i don't know what else to say all right barcelona room reveal barcelona okay barcelona

00:01:24.700 room reveal okay two twin beds all right okay that's cute that fucking wulich hotel did not

00:01:33.020 even have ac they had a heater on but there was no ac for three days in that apartment whoa

00:01:38.220 cool 2007 tv god it's so exhausting going from hotel to hotel it's just sometimes i wish i could

00:01:47.820 could just sell down in one place but no place is really my home i just keep going to hotels

00:01:53.820 it's really lonely and you don't feel like any place you really belong by the way we need to

00:01:57.980 remove the number seven from the one through ten scale because seven is too common of an answer

00:02:02.220 there's too many who just get like too much self-esteem from that you gotta call them either

00:02:06.060 an eight or a six you say seven when there are five four through three through seven everyone's

00:02:13.980 to seven so get rid of seven for that scale it's not fair messi's in there about to do a meetup

00:02:19.500 guessing five to ten people are there five to ten barcelona we gotta up our game bro

00:02:23.420 five to ten is crazy you at messi wait he lives in paris now i forgot suarez no

00:02:29.660 neymar oh um titi yeah um titi where you at you can't see all the way down but like jesus christ

00:02:35.100 so many good looking girls good looking guys everywhere i don't see any like right here

00:02:39.260 or else is there a good looking guy all right how do you say goodbye in spanish later

00:02:46.620 what's poppy yo

00:02:50.380 yo thanks for coming y'all appreciate it great to meet you bro what's poppin bro

00:02:54.220 we've been skating around for ages oh my fault i'm not that late i'm not that late what you mean

00:02:58.380 it's only like yo yo yo what up i'm not gonna lie you guys kind of look like jeffries bro

00:03:09.260 Let's see where you go. Nah, I'm gonna keep my shirt on for now. I think I'm good on that one

00:03:14.940 I'm kind of a Harlem Madrid fan

00:03:18.620 Sorry, bro. Hey you guys are all Scottish?

00:03:22.200 I thought it was gonna be a bunch of Spanish

00:03:28.580 Shit, that's a dinosaur

00:03:30.580 This is something that I didn't imagine like reading you, bro

00:03:35.020 Jeffrey St. Jeffrey

00:03:39.260 let's fly that shit let's fly that shit bro it's legal here yeah the dji system tells you

00:03:44.220 if it's legal or not so i don't care okay if i can fly it it's legal okay cool if you get in

00:03:49.020 trouble that's on you bro no they came up to me because i'm not great to meet you bro thanks for

00:03:52.940 coming yeah you kind of look like me what the hell yeah your video really helped me get over

00:03:58.220 like seven months later wait what happened where's the ex oh she's still an ex okay uh

00:04:03.020 uh why'd you break up well i did a lot of fucked up

00:04:06.380 shit i was about to say fuck your ex but if it's your fault bro i mean

00:04:11.340 it's probably my fault okay fuck him then sorry

00:04:13.900 damn why does yours look yours looks kind of better i think so

00:04:17.020 he's going to the same techno event tonight yeah what's your life dean nice to meet you bro

00:04:20.940 good to meet you photo with you yeah of course bro yeah it was great to meet you bro oh cool cool

00:04:25.020 likewise big fan bro big fan yeah since wendell are you one of the new fans are you one of the

00:04:29.660 I'm one of the new fans, I'm sorry about that, yeah, Fink fan.

00:04:33.660 I'm still accepted?

00:04:36.280 We'll see, bro, we'll see after the knee up.

00:04:38.080 My father always told me I look like you.

00:04:39.740 Yeah, bro, you do look like me, what the fuck?

00:04:42.220 His camera's fucked up.

00:04:44.400 Look at that phone, bro.

00:04:46.260 Why do you have a case on there?

00:04:47.900 I don't know, man.

00:04:49.200 Three years ago, him right there sent me that video.

00:04:52.280 When I was fucked up.

00:04:53.480 That's the first time I watched any of your shit.

00:04:55.400 Ever since we've just been following that.

00:04:58.320 that video was like mad oh bro that's a good ass video it's a good ass video yo bro i gotta

00:05:03.120 learn some i need to learn some spanish some curse words like how do i say how do you say

00:05:07.120 suck my dick in spanish

00:05:19.680 say that one again that sounded like some messy talk i didn't even this sounds kind of like russian

00:05:24.240 like this sounds nothing like russian i'm bulgarian we have the slavic language i mean

00:05:30.480 do you want me to say something in bulgarian yeah yeah what i don't know how do you say suck my

00:05:35.760 dick in bulgarian what damn bro this barcelona we got me high yo how is a joint is three dollars

00:05:48.480 here 250 for a joint i'm gonna fall and break my camera you won

00:05:57.760 it's such a different vibe in every city i did a meetup and every single one has been so much

00:06:01.600 different shout out to greece though every every meetup so far has been in every country has been

00:06:05.200 so different whoa wait yo what he said he could barely even grab rim yo yeah let's try let's try

00:06:14.720 one thing about these meetups i always notice people who watch my videos are always pulling

00:06:18.080 up in white tees there's always 50 white tees it's the safest way to go in marcelona it's

00:06:24.480 hot as fuck so you gotta wear a white tee like always it's gotta be like black it's crispiest

00:06:29.040 that's what i'm saying look at this that's the uniform that looks like the first war bro wait

00:06:33.680 one girl you don't know the videos right i do oh you know i was gonna ask you to take a picture of

00:06:38.800 us but you okay i'll take a picture i don't want to be in it but you know the videos i don't want

00:06:43.360 Yeah, but now look there's not one it's all penis

00:07:13.360 I really understand why people live here.

00:07:39.860 This shit is dope, bro.

00:07:41.640 Dope, dope, dope city.

00:07:42.680 Why should you go back to America, bro?

00:07:45.000 I'm really debating that on this trip.

00:07:46.500 Why the fuck would I go back?

00:07:48.060 This is so much better.

00:07:50.140 Maybe just because it's new, but this is just better.

00:07:52.200 See how there's no trash on the floor?

00:07:53.580 People are like polite here and believe in society.

00:07:57.240 Maybe I'll just generalize it because it's summer.

00:07:58.920 I don't know, bro.

00:07:59.780 I can't think of a pro for America right now.

00:08:02.560 Yo, I'm like, why the fuck do they know I'm American?

00:08:04.560 I forgot.

00:08:06.440 There's not one person in Europe with this.

00:08:08.140 I could put y'all on, bro.

00:08:09.360 That could be merch.

00:08:10.040 because you need drip automatic coffee shop weed cannabis yeah come on man come on bro let me be

00:08:16.500 spanish for one day yeah i realized bro that's why the greece meetup was the best because we did it

00:08:20.360 in a spot like this the energy was crazy in greece because i had it in the middle of a square

00:08:24.560 i gotta stop doing it in these parks you know it's just us around standing in a circle mad

00:08:29.400 awkward feels like class but this this looks like people go to salsa dance at any second

00:08:34.260 this looks like those youtube videos where people did those fucking join in freezing dances at 11 25

00:08:39.360 what do they call that when everyone like stopped and like held a position and danced

00:08:43.160 hey this looks like a flash mob place that's where i need the meetups yo my bad for having

00:08:47.540 it in the park bro i know it's a little bit awkward it was a little awkward this would

00:08:52.600 have been better should i do it tomorrow i could do another one tomorrow to be honest

00:08:56.140 i really had no idea what barcelona was gonna look like i have never seen any videos i've

00:09:00.520 never seen a movie in the city have you oh you've been here yeah i didn't know what to

00:09:04.440 expect but it's like paris but with some some pepper a little seasoning you know but

00:09:09.100 a little bit of variba to paris you know more red buildings a little bit you know more dresses more

00:09:15.660 a little more bachata to paris that's what that's what spain is if you seasoned it now paris don't

00:09:20.040 get offended by that but it does kind of look like it just with a little more flavor your places are

00:09:24.820 bland more cigarettes more home and more books this beer i feel like if anyone could just start

00:09:29.740 dancing and everyone would join in i'm ready for some maracas look at the difference in how she's

00:09:36.020 stepping and walking right now.

00:09:37.300 I see her when she walks in Manhattan,

00:09:38.920 it's mask, headphones, avoiding all the cat collars.

00:09:43.060 But here, look at that, the bounce on the step,

00:09:45.140 the relaxed, no one's gonna yell at her or grab her.

00:09:48.400 I don't need to be a bodyguard 24 seven.

00:09:51.200 Look at her, I've never seen her walk like normally before.

00:09:54.380 It's always scared, I need to get the fuck up out of here

00:09:56.860 before somebody attacks me.

00:09:58.660 That's actually how women have to walk in New York City.

00:10:00.780 It's like, it's literally on guard,

00:10:02.260 like you're walking through a jungle.

00:10:03.860 And here she could just.

00:10:05.260 That's kind of how I was walking in Woolwich, though, when I was alone on that main street.

00:10:08.860 Yeah, it's cool seeing you relaxed walking around here.

00:10:11.360 All these meetups in all these different cities and countries, I want to go on tour in Europe one day.

00:10:15.220 Once I'm actually funny, or once I'm actually talented and I don't just stand in a park and get high,

00:10:19.200 I'm going to come up and do a really good show.

00:10:21.060 Right now, it's just me being fucking testing the waters with this tour thing.

00:10:24.460 But holy fuck.

00:10:25.400 Jesus Christ, Barcelona.

00:10:26.460 How the fuck do you walk like this?

00:10:30.760 Behind the scenes, you think this life is easy?

00:10:33.960 Look at the concert. Look at that. You kidding me. I'm not just a tick tocker, bro

00:10:37.800 I'm not just out here dancing. Look at that. That's hard work. Okay. Where are we going? Almost at the top?

00:10:50.620 Just like that

00:10:52.120 I'm gonna stay here another week. I'm feeling deep and inspired like right now today. This is yeah. Wow

00:10:57.340 I'm changing my flight right now. So you're gonna stay another three days in Barcelona

00:11:01.800 to make up for that missed day thanks to the guy the m25 shout out to you jumped off r.i.p

00:11:06.460 but next is amsterdam and then i'm thinking about going to italy after

00:11:09.840 huh maybe i don't know i just fucking said that on camera i don't know

00:11:13.620 how many places were we supposed to go to at first i think we were just supposed to go

00:11:18.400 to yeah london no it was just supposed to be greece and then right before we changed it to

00:11:23.040 london so this is very i like this last minute shit which is lucky because uh she gets those

00:11:28.660 free flights but i'm like just now my flight the check-ins in 13 hours and i'm changing it right now

00:11:34.660 this is more fun though i don't like planning stuff like like living on the edge

00:11:39.380 give it a little excitement in your life

00:11:44.580 yo can you stop being such a petard right now

00:11:58.660 Yo, yo, yo, what's up vlog, we're back again, we're here

00:12:05.940 And the vibes are good today

00:12:07.380 That looks like a nice day, am I right or am I left?

00:12:10.340 This ice cream's good as fuck bro, look at this

00:12:11.920 Should I put my fingers in it?

00:12:13.920 That's actually disgusting, I don't know why I keep doing that

00:12:15.760 I swear I'm normal, I promise you

00:12:17.000 Let's go out the window today

00:12:18.240 That is disgusting

00:12:20.500 Should I put my fingers in it? No, I'm joking

00:12:22.000 Oh my god bro, this is scary

00:12:23.640 That was my left hand, I'm right handed

00:12:25.100 Put this shit out the window

00:12:26.120 This is where the magic happens

00:12:28.560 Damn bro, I got some big booty Latina bitches in here

00:12:31.380 Yes, that's what I'm talking about

00:12:33.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit down

00:12:36.060 Shut the fuck up, bitch

00:12:38.380 Fucking bitch

00:12:39.660 I fucked up my hand playing VR, bro

00:12:42.840 I was pimping in VR and I fucked up my hand

00:12:44.800 Pimping them big booty Latina bitches

00:12:46.760 No, I'm insane

00:12:51.240 I swear to you, I can go for years

00:12:52.560 I can actually never quit

00:12:54.000 Old merch in the wardrobe that I built

00:12:56.640 Pretty good, right?

00:12:57.420 Speaking of merch

00:12:58.000 Here's a quality clothing discount code

00:13:00.400 What should I make it?

00:13:01.060 I'll make it 10%

00:13:01.760 No, I'll make it 20%

00:13:02.880 20% discount, bro, right here

00:13:04.200 You can only use it once

00:13:05.380 One lucky person's gonna be getting it

00:13:07.020 Remember it

00:13:07.600 Memorise it

00:13:08.460 Go on your mum's passport, yeah?

00:13:10.240 And change her name

00:13:11.160 To this discount code right here

00:13:12.520 Speaking of discount codes

00:13:13.820 Follow my Twitch

00:13:14.600 I'll be playing people for discount codes

00:13:16.340 For quality clothing discount codes

00:13:17.600 If you beat me, I'll give you a discount code

00:13:19.120 Also, just come through

00:13:19.900 Because we've been having fun

00:13:20.700 We played Kahoot last night

00:13:21.960 Bro, we had so many people in

00:13:23.160 It was fun as fuck, bro

00:13:24.200 This has been a good muscle vlog

00:13:26.040 Bless you lot

00:13:27.400 In a bit, yeah

SHNEAKO - June 26, 2022

How I Found a True Sense of Self

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