SHNEAKO - June 27, 2022


I Took a TRIP to Amsterdam...


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Length

16 minutes

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196.83339

Word Count

3,282

Sentence Count

140

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

20


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00:00:00.000 that's the end of the barcelona trip now we're going to amsterdam so we can go hang out at the
00:00:23.540 red light district all night yo chat who's been to the red light district let me know about it is
00:00:27.140 it a scam is it worth it 50 euros for something i mean that's not that bad i wasn't vlogging we
00:00:32.760 were in barcelona for the longest time on any city of this trip i wasn't vlogging much in there
00:00:36.920 because i was like in deep earnest hemingway artist mood i made that video authenticity i
00:00:41.120 should go up today i just sent it over to musa for some drawings how are those drawings wl on
00:00:45.900 the drawings i'm on that video but i thought that was really good i hand wrote it and took a while
00:00:50.100 filming it but that was like yeah six days in barcelona we've been doing like three days in
00:00:53.340 every other country, every other place.
00:00:55.140 We've been, no, even like one day in Germany.
00:00:56.980 But Barcelona was the longest stay.
00:00:58.160 I think we're doing Namstead for three days again, and then it, I don't know.
00:01:00.920 No, Wednesday to Saturday so far.
00:01:02.460 I think we should fly to Italy on Saturday, I don't know.
00:01:04.200 Like, there's only so many girls at the Red Light District, I don't feel like we need
00:01:07.060 a whole week for that.
00:01:07.920 I feel like we can just, like, you know, fuck all of them in three days.
00:01:11.080 Now we're at the part of the airport where we need to have way more stress and none of
00:01:15.100 the check-in works because of her suitcase.
00:01:17.940 Carry-on, I'd be sitting on the plane, drinking wine right now.
00:01:23.340 remember before you got on the trip and i said bring it carry on don't check it back
00:01:28.240 do you recall that i'm just asking do you recall no oh you have no recollection of that happening
00:01:36.480 no i didn't i i didn't tell you so i wanted to say i told you so but i guess i did
00:01:42.960 i lied could be sitting on the plane popping edibles right now bro look at it all these
00:01:47.400 fucking bums checking bags like why would you just you don't need four pairs of shoes bro
00:01:52.600 what was more important for my new again for your instagram photos yeah yeah so we're in line for
00:01:58.140 instagram we're waiting in line to take tiktoks what is it's helping your vlog minute limit eight
00:02:04.400 minutes you're saying that this content well we could be in amsterdam doing exciting fun stuff
00:02:08.420 but it said like half the vlogs in the airport it's not even here yet
00:02:11.260 so can you put the edit from spongebob and this goes to hours later i'm not stupid right
00:02:19.560 We're gate B. There's no B, but you have to go here. They put a giant McDonald's ad, but they don't put a B.
00:02:25.860 Is that stupid or am I stupid? Because we just have to ask the security.
00:02:29.460 Permiso? I'm a fucking American. I don't speak English. Can you help me out?
00:02:32.900 All right, I'm stressed out. We need to get out of the airport, bro.
00:02:34.600 Okay, we checked your cute bikinis. You're good to go. You can take an Instagram photo for your friends.
00:02:39.600 Okay, that was good. At least she gets a cute photo for her friends.
00:02:42.280 Where's the B? D-E? Okay, this is dumb.
00:02:46.200 Oh, now it says B. Now it says B.
00:02:48.520 I'm sick of these hoes bro, sick of these hoes
00:02:50.900 Traveling with you is so stressful
00:02:52.860 Why?
00:02:53.560 Usually the most annoying person's travel
00:02:56.280 Bro, you're the one with the suitcase bro
00:02:58.640 You're the girly girl that needs your little fucking shoes
00:03:01.460 All you do is complain every single second of the way
00:03:03.640 All we do is wait in line so that you can be cute
00:03:05.660 Every single second of the way is you complaining and sweating
00:03:08.480 Okay, complaining to the camera
00:03:09.820 Sweating that you're staying in front of the camera
00:03:10.960 I am sweating right now, I'm sweating right now
00:03:12.860 So that we can be cute for Instagram for you
00:03:15.020 And pictures that you're not even going to tag me in yet
00:03:17.040 yeah
00:03:19.360 we made it got delayed as usual but we're getting going we're gonna be in amsterdam i'm not really
00:03:29.460 sure what i want to do here i want to do a meet up i heard they got that red light i heard they
00:03:32.080 got the mushrooms and i heard they got illegal weed but other than that and we're also gonna
00:03:36.680 see anne frank house we're gonna do shrooms in anne frank's house yeah trip in anne frank's house
00:03:41.000 no not in it you want to go trip in the holocaust museum no oh okay okay i don't want to do that
00:03:45.780 musa cut out but that was too so you know that when i say musa cut it out i'm saying keep it in
00:03:50.660 because sometimes you actually do cut it out and i'm like oh he doesn't understand i was being
00:03:53.540 ironic early on in the relationship and we were still like meshing around and she was like picking
00:04:06.980 and she was in between boyfriends i remember she invited me to a party and there was one moment
00:04:10.740 where like someone said a joke that wasn't even that funny and then she does this thing where
00:04:14.180 she'll laugh for like 45 more seconds longer than everyone else so after the joke's still like haha
00:04:19.060 you know they're cooling off she's still like and like i see people at the party like looking around
00:04:25.140 like okay is this gonna stop laughing or like what's up i had the decision like all right do
00:04:29.460 i laugh with her or at her and i laughed with her and now we're going to amsterdam see did you say
00:04:34.260 about my suitcase it's not full at all oh there's a lot of space in it even though we went to like
00:04:38.500 five different countries in a week but yeah see how i was able to pack correctly a backpack full
00:04:43.700 of all my jobs i literally brought my job with me and you can't bring it you need a whole
00:04:50.660 bunker europe is still communist bro even anne frank didn't have to do this bro
00:05:13.700 That's not a good sign. You know who got their luggage? The carry-on.
00:05:16.900 Busa, I know you want to cut up this part while I keep talking about luggage, but bro, see what I'm saying?
00:05:20.200 This shit ain't moving. Now, see, we could be getting lunch right now, but what are we waiting for?
00:05:24.880 What are we waiting for? Tell the audience. Her maleta. Her suitcase.
00:05:28.560 And now, look what's not even moving, chat.
00:05:31.640 Oh, wow. Wow.
00:05:34.360 Okay, we'll see if it actually comes. It's four of the flights on this baggage belt.
00:05:37.120 I'm saying there's a good chance you don't even get your bag.
00:05:39.080 Don't say that. The trip is ruined.
00:05:41.140 You know when I said that she cries in the elevator?
00:05:42.280 um well that tiny one in barcelona we got stuck in and for like five seconds the door is this and
00:05:48.260 then literally she had a mental breakdown i'm not exaggerating to i couldn't film it but she
00:05:53.040 literally
00:05:53.520 like i could like like i could just unlock the door
00:06:01.400 the truth about what
00:06:03.740 what i call you cubie yo can i tell you for a second
00:06:12.140 dutch sounds like sims language it sounds like what english sounds like to africans
00:06:17.980 looper dirt hurt burnt all right stop see i keep being racist in front of the actual race
00:06:21.500 you just ask what country are we in oh americans deutschland netherlands duh we're in amsterdam
00:06:29.660 i bet you don't even know what the capital of amsterdam is i don't amsterdam's a city there's
00:06:34.940 no capital god that was the most american there's those eights in europe and you know she had a
00:06:41.180 crush on her history teacher when she was a kid your history i still do terrible yo yo mr siegel
00:06:46.940 you suck at teaching because she's what the there's tall men there's tall men everywhere
00:06:51.820 we go and he's right next to you so but they're taller here no they're not the average
00:06:56.380 head is six feet i'm six eight so shut up five sixer you have no place to speak if you're under
00:07:00.620 five ten we can't even hear you this place kind of sucks Amsterdam sucks one more time can you
00:07:06.380 help me get the pronunciation correct it's hallo hallo hallo yeah hallo can you tell me something
00:07:15.420 else to say in dutch uh yeah of course how do you say i'm hungry when i'm hungry i'm hungry
00:07:22.620 You know, we also got Harlem. We got Harlem in New York, too. You know that it's Harlem here and there's Harlem in New York
00:07:30.300 I know Harlem Harlem. There's Harlem. Yeah. Oh shit. I don't think it's like the Harlem in New York, though
00:07:36.860 How do you say where the bitches I?
00:07:41.060 How do you say where the girls at?
00:07:45.340 Why does the mesh
00:07:47.340 Yeah, where's the mesh? Where's the mesh?
00:07:50.360 Eek been hungry. Where's the mesh?
00:07:52.040 Just got to the hotel.
00:07:56.040 Chad, I don't want to go back to America, man.
00:07:57.840 I don't want to go back. Every time I open up social media,
00:07:59.860 there's more crazy shit going on in America. I want to stay here.
00:08:02.120 We haven't even checked at the hotel thinking, like, what else?
00:08:04.520 Should I extend again? Italy, definitely next.
00:08:07.140 And then she was saying Portugal, maybe Portugal.
00:08:09.420 Yo, I'm not even trying to go back to America anymore, man.
00:08:11.660 Beep, beep. Root to her.
00:08:15.500 Okay, rate the room.
00:08:16.280 Honestly, 7
00:08:18.280 7? No, you can't use 7. What do you rate? 8. Yeah, there you go. That's it. You know what I'm saying?
00:08:22.860 Usually my pics are terrible, but this is a good one. The bad thing was cool. Yeah, baby, come to the bathroom.
00:08:27.480 Ikadeen Hunger. Var de Menches. Var de Menches.
00:08:31.600 We just arrived in Amsterdam. He didn't even know that this is the Netherlands first off.
00:08:34.960 So we have to do like a little recap on all the countries we've been to. First we showed up in Greece, Mykonos.
00:08:39.640 Then we did a night in Athens, then...
00:08:41.640 Oh yeah, still Greece, so.
00:08:42.640 Yeah, still Greece, but like two cities. I'm jacking those with two different places. Mykonos and Athens.
00:08:46.200 were completely different then we went to london for three days then germany for one day
00:08:52.520 accidentally in stuttgart germany then three days in london and now we're doing another three in
00:08:57.640 amsterdam so did you count that up that's greece london barcelona germany amsterdam to the fifth
00:09:02.600 country yeah in like two weeks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ich bin hunger okay can you try to
00:09:13.960 figure out where the closet is because i i did not get it where's the closet where's the closet
00:09:19.160 say now in the chat ready
00:09:22.920 okay guess is in what the hell it's here would you have ever look at
00:09:35.400 moose was that not cool am i overreacting about something simple let me see the bathroom it's
00:09:39.560 definitely a bathroom whoa it's so european whoa whoa whoa headaches bro right now moose is
00:09:51.080 streaming instead of editing my video that's why you didn't see the video today i'm saying
00:09:54.520 one of my favorite videos in a long time even moose himself said yo this is one out of ten
00:09:58.040 it's one of your best videos and i'm i know a perfect moose your editing isn't though and
00:10:03.880 I'm gonna buy you a Birkin. Shut up.
00:10:13.060 He streams one time and gets fucking 60 viewers and now you're too good to edit my videos.
00:10:18.620 Chad, what did you think? Maybe the video's out by now?
00:10:20.340 By the time you see this, he probably is out.
00:10:33.880 I'm just putting your line at whoosie whoosie are you gonna try and stop you and I'm holding all these racks
00:10:38.800 Hey, you can't change my habits. Maybe you should take a vacay. She ain't trying to hear it when I clear it like an escape
00:10:45.540 Stop, babe, babe, that's your phone
00:10:47.540 That's your best mate
00:10:49.540 First time in Amsterdam
00:10:50.540 Bye
00:10:51.540 Haha, wow, cool. Yeah, Amsterdam. Yeah, where's the red light district? I don't see any red lights
00:10:56.760 But yeah, it's so beautiful. What does that happen? Is that now? That's now? Oh, it's later?
00:11:01.200 oh cool tourists take cute pictures yeah i love it got it out my birkin it's working
00:11:09.360 she said she a virgin it's her and doesn't that sound kind of like dutch
00:11:13.840 no you can hear this language yonder birkin working she said virgin hurting
00:11:19.120 got it on my birkin it's working she said she's a virgin it's hurting all right yeah you want to
00:11:24.320 know how i know my modeling career is completely over it's fashion week it's men's fashion week in
00:11:28.560 Europe right now they're all here everybody from my agency and not one person has contacted me
00:11:33.200 like asking where I'm at I'm just in Europe while they're all here too it's done I gotta repeat it
00:11:39.840 again because I didn't record it but Moose is gonna cut out all the parts where I'm calling
00:11:42.880 him a mid-editor and put his 40 minutes of twitch advertisements and getting sturdy with butter that
00:11:47.680 that for sure is gonna make the video but all the parts where should edit better yeah cut it out right
00:11:58.560 yeah a little fact about Amsterdam and about Dutch people Heineken is actually from here
00:12:04.680 this is the home of Heineken the Dutch beer and they are avid beer drinkers so if you want to go
00:12:09.200 in and get your brew on come to Amsterdam we have not seen one single rat the whole time we've been
00:12:15.180 in Europe rats bring charm you know that not even not even a cockroach we saw some in Paris though
00:12:20.040 oh we haven't been there in this trip though you know what happened like people like you would be
00:12:25.140 like i remember when rats used to be in new york ain't no more rats in here they used to come around
00:12:29.220 and come sniff and scare people away oh they look so pretty this is just a store for mushrooms
00:12:35.620 u.s is really behind bro if we had this i think we'd shoot each other less
00:12:41.300 bro they literally sell molly in stores here bro you could just buy mdma here bro i feel like i
00:12:46.900 should not even be allowed to vlog in here that's correct you could just get shrooms mdm why would
00:12:51.540 this is hi thank you for the drugs i could just yeah i just bought drugs so we just got truffles
00:12:57.320 and this liquid molly thing i trusted that guy's recommendation he had the face of like guys i
00:13:01.920 went to high school with who were tripping balls off all the time so he knows what he's talking
00:13:04.860 about i'm excited bro what the you just go into the storm by molly what what though they literally
00:13:10.200 had a specific strain of shrooms just for therapy it's not even that visual anything it's just like
00:13:15.100 if it's something wrong with your head or if you're not feeling well you take this and it
00:13:18.660 makes it go away like what you could just take a you could just take therapy part of the trip where
00:13:22.560 we're very hungry from traveling and we can't find a good restaurant and now we're gonna be cranky at
00:13:26.260 each other but i'm just not gonna pick because like wherever a restaurant i pick you're gonna
00:13:29.280 complain about my pain means i'm a winner i'm paying for this dinner what question did you
00:13:35.960 just ask about open container in amsterdam they're open container here as well everywhere but america
00:13:40.780 you could drink outside america's so miserable america's miserable americans fucking suck bro
00:13:46.220 I already learned two Dutch phrases.
00:13:48.940 Alice Lekker.
00:13:49.820 And when you want to tell someone to shut the fuck up.
00:13:52.100 I bet.
00:13:52.560 I bet.
00:13:53.260 I don't want to yell that shit in case it's rude.
00:13:54.940 I was asking the waiter and he's like,
00:13:56.380 we're very polite people in Netherlands.
00:13:58.300 So like, I feel bad.
00:13:59.200 Like, you know what?
00:13:59.700 I just want to yell.
00:14:00.460 Imagine how like their hard R.
00:14:02.320 Because all their R's are so hard.
00:14:03.760 Imagine how hard that R's going to hit, bro.
00:14:06.200 I want to hear a Dutch person with that hard R.
00:14:08.800 I'm going to hit the Alice Lekker.
00:14:10.120 Get off my property, you snake.
00:14:12.600 Snakeio?
00:14:13.340 Nah.
00:14:14.120 It's something.
00:14:15.020 It's something that's.
00:14:15.900 i remember i saw you it's i forget sneakio i don't know i don't remember it's something just
00:14:22.700 say i i gotta go back on my only fans i forgot i i'm sorry yeah when i remember i'll let you
00:14:27.980 know but it's good to meet you anyway yeah for sure bro sneeko sneeko sneeko yeah i remember i
00:14:32.460 used to watch you years ago years ago what happened yeah grew up that's why he stopped watching he got
00:14:37.820 too mature oh you're a filmer oh that's why you know what's your name uh carl bro carl i think
00:14:42.460 I think I've seen you on OnlyFans.
00:14:43.720 Yeah, probably, man.
00:14:44.780 You're that guy.
00:14:45.160 I'm a cutie, 69.
00:14:46.180 Oh, 69, man.
00:14:47.920 Yo, the lotion videos go crazy.
00:14:49.740 I was showing her.
00:14:51.000 I was trying to say, like, I got to incorporate the eggs and stuff like the way you do.
00:14:54.620 I don't really got it like you, but yo, big respect, bro.
00:14:56.760 Dude, How2Basic showed me the way, man.
00:14:57.560 How2Basic, yo, you really got that.
00:14:59.260 You got the toes and that bitch and everything.
00:15:00.840 Oh, yeah, all of it.
00:15:01.200 All parts of the, all crevices of the body.
00:15:02.580 Yo, shout out to How2Basic.
00:15:03.800 I got to, like, start throwing eggs at you, bitch, just like you.
00:15:05.900 That's how you get that YouTube money.
00:15:07.020 You feel me?
00:15:12.460 My last dude was like, yo, I really like, it's nice to meet the both of y'all.
00:15:16.180 It's really nice to meet the both of y'all.
00:15:17.840 And she gonna keep playing with me, bro.
00:15:19.300 You have never been to Amsterdam in your fucking life, bro.
00:15:22.460 How many men are you gonna pull up with?
00:15:24.680 And then people gonna be like, yeah, I love the both of y'all.
00:15:27.920 From the videos we saw.
00:15:29.520 Get off my dick, bro.
00:15:30.900 You can't compete with that shit, bro.
00:15:33.040 Lurkin durbin.
00:15:34.860 Durkin lurperper durbin.
00:15:36.440 Turp turkin.
00:15:37.380 Luperperper.
00:15:38.280 Yo, whoever was that Dutch guy that just went by on the bike and gave her a drive-by.
00:15:41.740 Wow, I'm a derkin derpling your bitch. Oh, yo yawn. You think I'm fucking around, bro
00:15:46.980 I'm a fucking derp derp all over you. Oh, what's up? What's up?
00:15:54.300 Hey, baby, just give me a break
00:15:56.300 I think I'm soft or hard and such in school boy lessons trouble with an ace
00:15:59.900 Sorry for these death replies. I'm ready to see my phone in days
00:16:04.300 Yeah, I really see my phone in
00:16:11.740 I gotta put this in the vlog bro
00:16:13.500 Fuck that shit
00:16:14.380 Dublin we in the building
00:16:15.820 You heard
00:16:16.440 Give me some Dublin shit to say right now
00:16:17.980 How you say like
00:16:18.640 What's the starting bro?
00:16:19.700 What's the starting?
00:16:21.560 What's the starting?
00:16:22.480 What's the starting?
00:16:23.540 What's the starting?
00:16:24.660 Call your bros
00:16:25.420 Call your bros
00:16:26.540 What's the starting?
00:16:27.420 The whole squad on the train bro
00:16:29.220 That's that YouTube connection bro
00:16:32.060 All these Irish ass people in here
00:16:33.860 Black Irish people
00:16:34.800 What the fuck?
00:16:36.860 Bro
00:16:37.260 Chig is really in Amsterdam you are?