SHNEAKO - June 27, 2022I Took a TRIP to Amsterdam...
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In this episode, we talk about our trip to Barcelona, the airport, and the Red Light District in Amsterdam. We also talk about how bad it is to travel with your significant other and how to deal with it.
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that's the end of the barcelona trip now we're going to amsterdam so we can go hang out at the
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red light district all night yo chat who's been to the red light district let me know about it is
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it a scam is it worth it 50 euros for something i mean that's not that bad i wasn't vlogging we
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were in barcelona for the longest time on any city of this trip i wasn't vlogging much in there
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because i was like in deep earnest hemingway artist mood i made that video authenticity i
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should go up today i just sent it over to musa for some drawings how are those drawings wl on
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the drawings i'm on that video but i thought that was really good i hand wrote it and took a while
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filming it but that was like yeah six days in barcelona we've been doing like three days in
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I think we're doing Namstead for three days again, and then it, I don't know.
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I think we should fly to Italy on Saturday, I don't know.
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Like, there's only so many girls at the Red Light District, I don't feel like we need
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I feel like we can just, like, you know, fuck all of them in three days.
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Now we're at the part of the airport where we need to have way more stress and none of
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Carry-on, I'd be sitting on the plane, drinking wine right now.
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remember before you got on the trip and i said bring it carry on don't check it back
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do you recall that i'm just asking do you recall no oh you have no recollection of that happening
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no i didn't i i didn't tell you so i wanted to say i told you so but i guess i did
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i lied could be sitting on the plane popping edibles right now bro look at it all these
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fucking bums checking bags like why would you just you don't need four pairs of shoes bro
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what was more important for my new again for your instagram photos yeah yeah so we're in line for
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instagram we're waiting in line to take tiktoks what is it's helping your vlog minute limit eight
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minutes you're saying that this content well we could be in amsterdam doing exciting fun stuff
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but it said like half the vlogs in the airport it's not even here yet
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so can you put the edit from spongebob and this goes to hours later i'm not stupid right
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We're gate B. There's no B, but you have to go here. They put a giant McDonald's ad, but they don't put a B.
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Is that stupid or am I stupid? Because we just have to ask the security.
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Permiso? I'm a fucking American. I don't speak English. Can you help me out?
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All right, I'm stressed out. We need to get out of the airport, bro.
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Okay, we checked your cute bikinis. You're good to go. You can take an Instagram photo for your friends.
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Okay, that was good. At least she gets a cute photo for her friends.
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I'm sick of these hoes bro, sick of these hoes
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You're the girly girl that needs your little fucking shoes
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All you do is complain every single second of the way
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All we do is wait in line so that you can be cute
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Every single second of the way is you complaining and sweating
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Sweating that you're staying in front of the camera
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I am sweating right now, I'm sweating right now
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And pictures that you're not even going to tag me in yet
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we made it got delayed as usual but we're getting going we're gonna be in amsterdam i'm not really
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sure what i want to do here i want to do a meet up i heard they got that red light i heard they
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got the mushrooms and i heard they got illegal weed but other than that and we're also gonna
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see anne frank house we're gonna do shrooms in anne frank's house yeah trip in anne frank's house
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no not in it you want to go trip in the holocaust museum no oh okay okay i don't want to do that
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musa cut out but that was too so you know that when i say musa cut it out i'm saying keep it in
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because sometimes you actually do cut it out and i'm like oh he doesn't understand i was being
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ironic early on in the relationship and we were still like meshing around and she was like picking
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and she was in between boyfriends i remember she invited me to a party and there was one moment
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where like someone said a joke that wasn't even that funny and then she does this thing where
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she'll laugh for like 45 more seconds longer than everyone else so after the joke's still like haha
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you know they're cooling off she's still like and like i see people at the party like looking around
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like okay is this gonna stop laughing or like what's up i had the decision like all right do
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i laugh with her or at her and i laughed with her and now we're going to amsterdam see did you say
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about my suitcase it's not full at all oh there's a lot of space in it even though we went to like
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five different countries in a week but yeah see how i was able to pack correctly a backpack full
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of all my jobs i literally brought my job with me and you can't bring it you need a whole
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bunker europe is still communist bro even anne frank didn't have to do this bro
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That's not a good sign. You know who got their luggage? The carry-on.
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Busa, I know you want to cut up this part while I keep talking about luggage, but bro, see what I'm saying?
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This shit ain't moving. Now, see, we could be getting lunch right now, but what are we waiting for?
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What are we waiting for? Tell the audience. Her maleta. Her suitcase.
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Okay, we'll see if it actually comes. It's four of the flights on this baggage belt.
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I'm saying there's a good chance you don't even get your bag.
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You know when I said that she cries in the elevator?
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um well that tiny one in barcelona we got stuck in and for like five seconds the door is this and
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then literally she had a mental breakdown i'm not exaggerating to i couldn't film it but she
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like i could like like i could just unlock the door
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what i call you cubie yo can i tell you for a second
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dutch sounds like sims language it sounds like what english sounds like to africans
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looper dirt hurt burnt all right stop see i keep being racist in front of the actual race
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you just ask what country are we in oh americans deutschland netherlands duh we're in amsterdam
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i bet you don't even know what the capital of amsterdam is i don't amsterdam's a city there's
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no capital god that was the most american there's those eights in europe and you know she had a
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crush on her history teacher when she was a kid your history i still do terrible yo yo mr siegel
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you suck at teaching because she's what the there's tall men there's tall men everywhere
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we go and he's right next to you so but they're taller here no they're not the average
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head is six feet i'm six eight so shut up five sixer you have no place to speak if you're under
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five ten we can't even hear you this place kind of sucks Amsterdam sucks one more time can you
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help me get the pronunciation correct it's hallo hallo hallo yeah hallo can you tell me something
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else to say in dutch uh yeah of course how do you say i'm hungry when i'm hungry i'm hungry
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You know, we also got Harlem. We got Harlem in New York, too. You know that it's Harlem here and there's Harlem in New York
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I know Harlem Harlem. There's Harlem. Yeah. Oh shit. I don't think it's like the Harlem in New York, though
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I don't want to go back. Every time I open up social media,
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there's more crazy shit going on in America. I want to stay here.
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We haven't even checked at the hotel thinking, like, what else?
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And then she was saying Portugal, maybe Portugal.
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Yo, I'm not even trying to go back to America anymore, man.
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7? No, you can't use 7. What do you rate? 8. Yeah, there you go. That's it. You know what I'm saying?
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Usually my pics are terrible, but this is a good one. The bad thing was cool. Yeah, baby, come to the bathroom.
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Ikadeen Hunger. Var de Menches. Var de Menches.
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We just arrived in Amsterdam. He didn't even know that this is the Netherlands first off.
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So we have to do like a little recap on all the countries we've been to. First we showed up in Greece, Mykonos.
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Yeah, still Greece, but like two cities. I'm jacking those with two different places. Mykonos and Athens.
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were completely different then we went to london for three days then germany for one day
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accidentally in stuttgart germany then three days in london and now we're doing another three in
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amsterdam so did you count that up that's greece london barcelona germany amsterdam to the fifth
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country yeah in like two weeks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ich bin hunger okay can you try to
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figure out where the closet is because i i did not get it where's the closet where's the closet
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okay guess is in what the hell it's here would you have ever look at
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moose was that not cool am i overreacting about something simple let me see the bathroom it's
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definitely a bathroom whoa it's so european whoa whoa whoa headaches bro right now moose is
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streaming instead of editing my video that's why you didn't see the video today i'm saying
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one of my favorite videos in a long time even moose himself said yo this is one out of ten
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it's one of your best videos and i'm i know a perfect moose your editing isn't though and
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He streams one time and gets fucking 60 viewers and now you're too good to edit my videos.
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Chad, what did you think? Maybe the video's out by now?
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I'm just putting your line at whoosie whoosie are you gonna try and stop you and I'm holding all these racks
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Hey, you can't change my habits. Maybe you should take a vacay. She ain't trying to hear it when I clear it like an escape
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Haha, wow, cool. Yeah, Amsterdam. Yeah, where's the red light district? I don't see any red lights
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But yeah, it's so beautiful. What does that happen? Is that now? That's now? Oh, it's later?
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oh cool tourists take cute pictures yeah i love it got it out my birkin it's working
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she said she a virgin it's her and doesn't that sound kind of like dutch
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no you can hear this language yonder birkin working she said virgin hurting
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got it on my birkin it's working she said she's a virgin it's hurting all right yeah you want to
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know how i know my modeling career is completely over it's fashion week it's men's fashion week in
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Europe right now they're all here everybody from my agency and not one person has contacted me
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like asking where I'm at I'm just in Europe while they're all here too it's done I gotta repeat it
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again because I didn't record it but Moose is gonna cut out all the parts where I'm calling
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him a mid-editor and put his 40 minutes of twitch advertisements and getting sturdy with butter that
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that for sure is gonna make the video but all the parts where should edit better yeah cut it out right
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yeah a little fact about Amsterdam and about Dutch people Heineken is actually from here
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this is the home of Heineken the Dutch beer and they are avid beer drinkers so if you want to go
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in and get your brew on come to Amsterdam we have not seen one single rat the whole time we've been
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in Europe rats bring charm you know that not even not even a cockroach we saw some in Paris though
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oh we haven't been there in this trip though you know what happened like people like you would be
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like i remember when rats used to be in new york ain't no more rats in here they used to come around
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and come sniff and scare people away oh they look so pretty this is just a store for mushrooms
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u.s is really behind bro if we had this i think we'd shoot each other less
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bro they literally sell molly in stores here bro you could just buy mdma here bro i feel like i
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should not even be allowed to vlog in here that's correct you could just get shrooms mdm why would
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this is hi thank you for the drugs i could just yeah i just bought drugs so we just got truffles
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and this liquid molly thing i trusted that guy's recommendation he had the face of like guys i
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went to high school with who were tripping balls off all the time so he knows what he's talking
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about i'm excited bro what the you just go into the storm by molly what what though they literally
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had a specific strain of shrooms just for therapy it's not even that visual anything it's just like
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if it's something wrong with your head or if you're not feeling well you take this and it
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makes it go away like what you could just take a you could just take therapy part of the trip where
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we're very hungry from traveling and we can't find a good restaurant and now we're gonna be cranky at
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each other but i'm just not gonna pick because like wherever a restaurant i pick you're gonna
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complain about my pain means i'm a winner i'm paying for this dinner what question did you
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just ask about open container in amsterdam they're open container here as well everywhere but america
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you could drink outside america's so miserable america's miserable americans fucking suck bro
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And when you want to tell someone to shut the fuck up.
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I don't want to yell that shit in case it's rude.
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Imagine how hard that R's going to hit, bro.
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I want to hear a Dutch person with that hard R.
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i remember i saw you it's i forget sneakio i don't know i don't remember it's something just
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say i i gotta go back on my only fans i forgot i i'm sorry yeah when i remember i'll let you
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know but it's good to meet you anyway yeah for sure bro sneeko sneeko sneeko yeah i remember i
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used to watch you years ago years ago what happened yeah grew up that's why he stopped watching he got
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too mature oh you're a filmer oh that's why you know what's your name uh carl bro carl i think
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I was trying to say, like, I got to incorporate the eggs and stuff like the way you do.
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I don't really got it like you, but yo, big respect, bro.
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You got the toes and that bitch and everything.
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I got to, like, start throwing eggs at you, bitch, just like you.
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My last dude was like, yo, I really like, it's nice to meet the both of y'all.
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You have never been to Amsterdam in your fucking life, bro.
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And then people gonna be like, yeah, I love the both of y'all.
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Yo, whoever was that Dutch guy that just went by on the bike and gave her a drive-by.
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Wow, I'm a derkin derpling your bitch. Oh, yo yawn. You think I'm fucking around, bro
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I'm a fucking derp derp all over you. Oh, what's up? What's up?
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I think I'm soft or hard and such in school boy lessons trouble with an ace
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Sorry for these death replies. I'm ready to see my phone in days