SHNEAKO - How She Gon be Mad on Vacation？

00:00:00.000 Check it

00:00:00.800 Manage is sippin' on Maggie

00:00:03.540 Tell your food I don't need no Bali

00:00:05.020 Too licked in a club can't stand up straight

00:00:06.800 Got my legs then movin' on skanky

00:00:08.180 Backstrap my cali

00:00:09.100 I'm wavy straight back

00:00:10.020 With me to know about

00:00:10.760 Update, I'm editing vlog from four hours ago

00:00:13.800 In a cafe

00:00:14.520 And Maria's always here

00:00:15.760 I always try to call her Uber

00:00:16.900 She's a little irritated

00:00:18.060 She had a long connection flight in this sample

00:00:20.740 And she's been

00:00:21.400 She's already in a bad mood

00:00:22.400 So I need a light

00:00:23.200 You know, but

00:00:24.320 Just a little cigarette, a little coffee

00:00:25.840 And a rose should be good

00:00:27.220 Maria's here

00:00:28.160 She's a little cranky

00:00:29.260 we're gonna get some food we'll be back we're in paris we're gonna get some food we'll be back

00:00:34.220 we're in paris because he left me at the airport see i was talking about this in the vlog my phone

00:00:41.020 died like what do you want me to do my phone died a responsible person was trying to contact the uber

00:00:46.460 and find you let it go you let the uber go i didn't let it go my phone died anyway we always have a

00:00:53.340 problem we check into the hotel every vacation hey wow god damn what a room yo some french guy

00:01:03.340 yelled at me like the first thing oh you don't care yeah she's cranky she's cranky i told you

00:01:09.900 i told you guys but you get a little cute little cigarette by the cafe a little coffee

00:01:14.060 get her some french on a dish on croque monsieur s'il vous plaît oh you croque madame boule madame

00:01:19.740 pull a madame and croque madame and then she'll be all right she'll be okay

00:01:25.580 gang bagging a stew green hat gang it's like four or five hours later maria is less cranky

00:01:31.500 now she got some food in her and uh some liquor she's texting her french boyfriend uh from a

00:01:39.340 couple years ago asking what we should do tonight she she asked me like oh you remember tomas i was

00:01:44.380 like no i don't remember too much like yeah the guy used to hook up with her oh tomas tom i was

00:01:48.780 stick i just i couldn't i was thinking like i really want to meet thomas i really like that's

00:01:53.420 why i came to paris was to meet your ex and now we're going to do it i'm so excited excited you

00:01:58.460 say it's just just we excited yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what that means

00:02:06.620 hello

00:02:09.820 what the

00:02:13.580 yeah hold me up

00:02:14.940 how do you wear it put it on yeah just like that yeah this is a baby one my head is your head is

00:02:22.500 way too big you got to get one like four four or five sizes bigger really like at least two

00:02:27.460 sizes yeah get xl you got a big ass forehead you know or is that too small that's too small

00:02:31.500 what color do you think is gonna look best on her what color wow oh pretty okay i'll wear this

00:02:39.980 look at my my eyes thank you no don't worry babe i got it so some idea i've been thinking about a lot

00:02:46.060 of how much wasted industries there are like in every office job because what do you think would

00:02:50.860 be the solution if it's pointless i'm just saying that there's so much useless industry out there

00:02:55.660 there's so much useless that's not true you don't think so no because for example hr yeah that's a

00:03:01.980 I have specialized in HR, like previous jobs and studies, specific HR people know how to handle specific...

00:03:31.980 We're at a bar. I'm super tired. I slept in the Uber the whole way there.

00:03:36.980 Where am I bro?

00:03:51.980 Alcohol is so cool bro.

00:04:01.980 we're at the bnb i got a meeting a little bit i'm gonna be late probably

00:04:10.980 you know me trying to coordinate anything with two females is

00:04:15.160 you gotta wait for him to get the makeup done get the outfit ready

00:04:19.280 gotta look cute gotta get my skin right

00:04:21.480 i don't know where to go

00:04:31.920 i never know where to go look at that little cute wes aniston i celebrate

00:04:41.040 the fit read the fit chat how am i looking i'm retarded it was yesterday

00:04:52.800 i had one job bro i had one one task

00:04:57.280 Oopsie shout out to Jendi my agent still got a meeting came in clutch

00:05:11.620 All right, that was mid tried to pull my French card and I gave up like halfway through

00:05:15.440 I I can get through the greetings and like the balls you'll save all that shit

00:05:18.700 But yeah, I don't know if I made the best impression I showed a fucking a day late whatever

00:05:22.220 I have another agency in Germany that wants to meet but I don't know when I'm gonna do that

00:05:26.340 but realistically that's such a great idea if i get signed in every single city in europe i can

00:05:29.860 just travel to europe and get paid for it that's the goal that's the dream traveling's fun like

00:05:34.420 i've got to go to the louvre right now and look at the mona lisa but i want to travel and make

00:05:37.300 money for it i don't want to just keep spending money you got to find a way to make this a

00:05:40.820 career because this youtube like it's cool but you never know if it's going to last forever

00:05:44.820 Just don't trust me. It is lean come yellow like mustard. You wouldn't know cuz you ain't got enough peas

00:05:49.160 Some man didn't see no justice. Do we see

00:05:55.580 What's going on California dudes

00:05:58.580 I feel at home cuz you guys enjoying the Louvre the Louvre. I love the way you said that

00:06:03.660 What you sipping on cafe espresso

00:06:06.160 What's up?

00:06:07.160 Salud.

00:06:08.160 Cheers.

00:06:29.160 That's the thing.

00:06:32.160 That's the thing.

00:06:34.160 Look at that, with the wheelchair, you gotta skip the whole f**king line, bro.

00:06:37.660 Yeah, bro.

00:06:39.660 You got the ugliest niggas to draw, bro.

00:06:47.660 This thing got the font for quality from this cafe.

00:06:50.660 That's my store.

00:06:52.660 That's my new tour guide.

00:06:54.660 Yeah, let's go.

00:06:55.660 Come on real quick.

00:06:56.660 Okay, so, guys, there is a friend of mine.

00:07:00.660 Her name is like on Instagram.

00:07:02.160 October 21, if you guys want.

00:07:05.300 Yeah, let's go.

00:07:06.300 These guys behind me to try to pick up.

00:07:08.680 Really?

00:07:09.920 Which one?

00:07:12.120 This one here?

00:07:14.340 You need a flashlight?

00:07:15.680 Yeah.

00:07:16.360 You need a flashlight?

00:07:17.280 Yeah.

00:07:19.520 Where are we going?

00:07:20.780 Grinding.

00:07:21.260 Why?

00:07:21.540 If Kriman knows what they made us.

00:07:23.060 Oh my God, that's the cutest elevator I've ever seen.

00:07:27.400 No document attached.

00:07:29.280 okay everybody jump one stop please did i show you my new dance it goes like i don't know why

00:07:43.780 you you make jokes of my real fear it's not funny wow let me kiss stop can i have a kiss

00:07:52.680 Damn

SHNEAKO - October 27, 2021

How She Gon be Mad on Vacation？

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