SHNEAKO - October 27, 2021


How She Gon be Mad on Vacation?


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

144.58893

Word count

1,149

Sentence count

33

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

17

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Hate speech

6

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about how much money it takes to travel around the world and how much it costs to travel to get there. We also talk about the uselessness of work and how you can travel the world for free if you don t have a job.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Check it
00:00:00.800 Manage is sippin' on Maggie
00:00:03.540 Tell your food I don't need no Bali 1.00
00:00:05.020 Too licked in a club can't stand up straight 0.92
00:00:06.800 Got my legs then movin' on skanky 1.00
00:00:08.180 Backstrap my cali
00:00:09.100 I'm wavy straight back
00:00:10.020 With me to know about
00:00:10.760 Update, I'm editing vlog from four hours ago
00:00:13.800 In a cafe
00:00:14.520 And Maria's always here
00:00:15.760 I always try to call her Uber
00:00:16.900 She's a little irritated
00:00:18.060 She had a long connection flight in this sample
00:00:20.740 And she's been
00:00:21.400 She's already in a bad mood 1.00
00:00:22.400 So I need a light
00:00:23.200 You know, but
00:00:24.320 Just a little cigarette, a little coffee
00:00:25.840 And a rose should be good
00:00:27.220 Maria's here
00:00:28.160 She's a little cranky 1.00
00:00:29.260 we're gonna get some food we'll be back we're in paris we're gonna get some food we'll be back
00:00:34.220 we're in paris because he left me at the airport see i was talking about this in the vlog my phone
00:00:41.020 died like what do you want me to do my phone died a responsible person was trying to contact the uber
00:00:46.460 and find you let it go you let the uber go i didn't let it go my phone died anyway we always have a
00:00:53.340 problem we check into the hotel every vacation hey wow god damn what a room yo some french guy 0.96
00:01:03.340 yelled at me like the first thing oh you don't care yeah she's cranky she's cranky i told you 1.00
00:01:09.900 i told you guys but you get a little cute little cigarette by the cafe a little coffee
00:01:14.060 get her some french on a dish on croque monsieur s'il vous plaît oh you croque madame boule madame 1.00
00:01:19.740 pull a madame and croque madame and then she'll be all right she'll be okay
00:01:25.580 gang bagging a stew green hat gang it's like four or five hours later maria is less cranky 1.00
00:01:31.500 now she got some food in her and uh some liquor she's texting her french boyfriend uh from a 0.73
00:01:39.340 couple years ago asking what we should do tonight she she asked me like oh you remember tomas i was
00:01:44.380 like no i don't remember too much like yeah the guy used to hook up with her oh tomas tom i was
00:01:48.780 stick i just i couldn't i was thinking like i really want to meet thomas i really like that's
00:01:53.420 why i came to paris was to meet your ex and now we're going to do it i'm so excited excited you
00:01:58.460 say it's just just we excited yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what that means
00:02:06.620 hello
00:02:09.820 what the
00:02:13.580 yeah hold me up
00:02:14.940 how do you wear it put it on yeah just like that yeah this is a baby one my head is your head is
00:02:22.500 way too big you got to get one like four four or five sizes bigger really like at least two 0.96
00:02:27.460 sizes yeah get xl you got a big ass forehead you know or is that too small that's too small 0.90
00:02:31.500 what color do you think is gonna look best on her what color wow oh pretty okay i'll wear this 0.87
00:02:39.980 look at my my eyes thank you no don't worry babe i got it so some idea i've been thinking about a lot
00:02:46.060 of how much wasted industries there are like in every office job because what do you think would 0.98
00:02:50.860 be the solution if it's pointless i'm just saying that there's so much useless industry out there
00:02:55.660 there's so much useless that's not true you don't think so no because for example hr yeah that's a
00:03:01.980 I have specialized in HR, like previous jobs and studies, specific HR people know how to handle specific...
00:03:31.980 We're at a bar. I'm super tired. I slept in the Uber the whole way there.
00:03:36.980 Where am I bro?
00:03:51.980 Alcohol is so cool bro.
00:04:01.980 we're at the bnb i got a meeting a little bit i'm gonna be late probably
00:04:10.980 you know me trying to coordinate anything with two females is 1.00
00:04:15.160 you gotta wait for him to get the makeup done get the outfit ready
00:04:19.280 gotta look cute gotta get my skin right
00:04:21.480 i don't know where to go
00:04:31.920 i never know where to go look at that little cute wes aniston i celebrate 0.96
00:04:41.040 the fit read the fit chat how am i looking i'm retarded it was yesterday 0.72
00:04:52.800 i had one job bro i had one one task
00:04:57.280 Oopsie shout out to Jendi my agent still got a meeting came in clutch 0.95
00:05:11.620 All right, that was mid tried to pull my French card and I gave up like halfway through 0.99
00:05:15.440 I I can get through the greetings and like the balls you'll save all that shit 0.99
00:05:18.700 But yeah, I don't know if I made the best impression I showed a fucking a day late whatever 0.99
00:05:22.220 I have another agency in Germany that wants to meet but I don't know when I'm gonna do that
00:05:26.340 but realistically that's such a great idea if i get signed in every single city in europe i can
00:05:29.860 just travel to europe and get paid for it that's the goal that's the dream traveling's fun like
00:05:34.420 i've got to go to the louvre right now and look at the mona lisa but i want to travel and make
00:05:37.300 money for it i don't want to just keep spending money you got to find a way to make this a
00:05:40.820 career because this youtube like it's cool but you never know if it's going to last forever
00:05:44.820 Just don't trust me. It is lean come yellow like mustard. You wouldn't know cuz you ain't got enough peas
00:05:49.160 Some man didn't see no justice. Do we see
00:05:55.580 What's going on California dudes
00:05:58.580 I feel at home cuz you guys enjoying the Louvre the Louvre. I love the way you said that
00:06:03.660 What you sipping on cafe espresso
00:06:06.160 What's up?
00:06:07.160 Salud.
00:06:08.160 Cheers.
00:06:29.160 That's the thing.
00:06:32.160 That's the thing. 0.99
00:06:34.160 Look at that, with the wheelchair, you gotta skip the whole f**king line, bro. 1.00
00:06:37.660 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:06:39.660 You got the ugliest niggas to draw, bro. 1.00
00:06:47.660 This thing got the font for quality from this cafe. 0.99
00:06:50.660 That's my store.
00:06:52.660 That's my new tour guide.
00:06:54.660 Yeah, let's go.
00:06:55.660 Come on real quick.
00:06:56.660 Okay, so, guys, there is a friend of mine.
00:07:00.660 Her name is like on Instagram.
00:07:02.160 October 21, if you guys want.
00:07:05.300 Yeah, let's go.
00:07:06.300 These guys behind me to try to pick up.
00:07:08.680 Really?
00:07:09.920 Which one?
00:07:12.120 This one here?
00:07:14.340 You need a flashlight?
00:07:15.680 Yeah.
00:07:16.360 You need a flashlight?
00:07:17.280 Yeah.
00:07:19.520 Where are we going?
00:07:20.780 Grinding.
00:07:21.260 Why?
00:07:21.540 If Kriman knows what they made us.
00:07:23.060 Oh my God, that's the cutest elevator I've ever seen.
00:07:27.400 No document attached.
00:07:29.280 okay everybody jump one stop please did i show you my new dance it goes like i don't know why
00:07:43.780 you you make jokes of my real fear it's not funny wow let me kiss stop can i have a kiss 0.99
00:07:52.680 Damn 1.00