SHNEAKO - I'm in Paris for absolutely no reason

00:00:00.000 what up half niggas in paris you feel me it's pitch black i don't really know why i'm here

00:00:07.840 uh the hotel check-in is not till 2 p.m it's 7 a.m and it's still pitch black here we're using

00:00:12.560 like not the fish eye i'm probably gonna switch out i need the fish eye this is weird look how

00:00:16.860 big my head is there's too much space in the frame i just not i need the fish up and i got

00:00:20.760 nothing to do for like six or seven hours i'm uh i'm jet lagged and tired but

00:00:24.980 I can't do math right now

00:00:31.360 7 plus 5

00:00:32.220 I got like 7 hours to kill before I can

00:00:34.280 Take a nap

00:00:35.020 I'm back

00:00:36.940 I didn't think I was going to be able to come back here after the pandy

00:00:39.240 But we're back

00:00:39.960 I'm going to try to make it as productive of a trip as possible

00:00:42.320 I got a meeting with an agency tomorrow

00:00:44.120 Other than that, I got nothing going on

00:00:45.860 So hit my DM, I'm going to try to vlog at least

00:00:48.080 Once a day while I'm here

00:00:49.480 Hit my DM, hit that comment section if you're in Paris

00:00:51.540 Let's work, let's do something

00:00:52.840 I got free time and I got money to make

00:00:54.900 videos to film wait but the fair food go now this niggas tight at 7 a.m.

00:01:11.500 I swear to God the trigger warning for Parisians is hearing English

00:01:15.120 so you don't know but I just I literally just got off the cab from the airport

00:01:19.460 bro. I came here like two years ago and Vincent got mugged on the street when we were both drunk.

00:01:26.120 I didn't see it. I was in the Uber. But like when interactions like that happen, I'm just happy

00:01:30.100 because I can really fight and not have to worry about getting shot. I don't even know if they

00:01:33.780 have knives here. Shit's looking good as hell bro. I'm so tired. I seriously don't know what

00:01:49.440 do right now i'm getting dirty looks everywhere for filming i got a couple hours until my girl's

00:01:53.520 here i can't check into the hotel all the restaurants are closed dude excites i miss

00:01:57.760 when europe seems so romantic and different and new to me and now it's just it's kind of trashy

00:02:02.560 and cigarette-y but i really have no reason to be here right now i have no objective for

00:02:06.800 for the next five days.

00:02:07.980 I'm aimless, I'm just a homeless guy with the camera.

00:02:26.120 This is what I do, when people think I'm deep

00:02:28.040 and philosophical, I just be walking around aimlessly

00:02:31.760 with the, I don't know, yeah, maybe that's why

00:02:34.580 everyone's giving me a dirty look.

00:02:35.720 Where does it look like I'm from?

00:02:37.980 What does it look like?

00:02:38.820 What stereotype do you apply to me?

00:02:40.480 Kona, sus ma peat.

00:02:42.460 Sun's rising now.

00:03:06.120 Okay, back to the fisheye. This is way better, right?

00:03:08.100 This is way better. Oh no, not quite.

00:03:10.160 Not quite. It's nice not having

00:03:12.200 any objective. I mean, that is the freedom

00:03:14.140 of not having a job or going to school. I could just

00:03:16.160 give up five days. I don't have kids. I could just

00:03:18.160 fly to Paris and walk. It's good

00:03:20.200 to refresh your mind and be in a new place.

00:03:22.040 My brother saw Squid Game and now he wants to

00:03:23.800 move to Korea and become a Korean actor.

00:03:26.240 I think he's going to give up on that dream in a couple months,

00:03:28.240 but he does have a point. I've lived in the same

00:03:30.160 10-mile radius my whole life

00:03:32.000 in the tri-state area. I just think if you want to be

00:03:34.020 a creative, artistic person, you should always reset your mind and go to different places

00:03:37.680 and do stupid shit like this.

00:03:46.220 Yeah, yucky.

00:03:53.040 Now I'm going to pretend like I got work to do to kill the time.

00:04:01.240 I can't even, I can't vlog, bro.

00:04:03.140 I'm getting watched. There's three angry old French men watching me right now.

00:04:07.860 You can't see because of fish eyes, but they're staring at me.

00:04:10.340 And I don't know what they're thinking, but I don't like it.

00:04:13.800 Have you ever seen a fucking vlogger in a red tracksuit before? What?

00:04:33.140 I'll get it all third.

00:05:01.080 Come on out of one.

00:05:02.340 We must go to the chosen, to the true.

00:05:05.700 Some stuff I want to talk about,

00:05:06.800 but I'm getting self-conscious based on the stairs.

00:05:08.700 Some deep stuff I've been thinking about,

00:05:10.540 just sleepwalking around here.

00:05:11.940 And let me get out of here.

00:05:25.000 I forgot I brought this super, super zoom long lens.

00:05:29.000 This is all the way zoomed in.

00:05:30.100 See that?

00:05:31.100 Compared to the fish eye?

00:05:32.060 Yeah, it's a variety over here.

00:06:02.060 one thing i've been thinking about a lot ever since i saw captain sinbad's video about how

00:06:15.980 he quit his office job to become a full-time youtuber how office jobs and that show from

00:06:21.980 like 90s movies where they kept complaining about corporate life was that no one even really know

00:06:26.460 people who worked in office didn't even know what they did they didn't even know how to

00:06:30.080 describe their jobs they'd be wasting so much time on pointless stuff like circling back and

00:06:35.320 cc-ing and meetings for here and the connecting with this person what do you what are we actually

00:06:40.900 producing some really simple stuff that i do with brand deals takes like five different emails with

00:06:47.540 okay well now i'm gonna loop in the accounts team so that they can bring you and file the it's just

00:06:53.480 like all i want to do is get paid and i have to talk to six different people and and that's

00:06:59.760 Someone's whole job is just to be the accounting for one,

00:07:04.820 to be accounting the influencers for their marketing team.

00:07:07.900 That's probably a whole department.

00:07:09.560 Something that probably could take like 30 minutes,

00:07:11.820 an hour, but just about all the meetings and HR

00:07:15.340 and team building exercises,

00:07:17.300 and you're just wasting time in an office, mostly.

00:07:20.940 Making copies, and I know this

00:07:22.480 because I worked as an office temp before YouTube,

00:07:26.460 and I was like a filer or something,

00:07:28.980 So I had to go through all these files and find the name and rename the, if it was an

00:07:33.520 untitled file, I'd put the name and the date and the location or whatever.

00:07:37.840 And that took like a month of just filing these names and orders.

00:07:41.140 And then we finally printed them all out.

00:07:42.840 We put them in boxes.

00:07:44.020 We loaded up the truck.

00:07:45.600 And it was like, that was a summer, summer's culminated work was filing all that.

00:07:50.500 We bring it to the office.

00:07:51.260 We load all these boxes of papers up and the office doesn't want it.

00:07:54.520 They're like, oh, we don't need these files.

00:07:55.940 it's just why would we need a whole fucking truckload of boxes we don't just throw it out

00:08:01.660 we don't need this so not only was the papers and boxes unnecessary all that loading up but

00:08:06.440 even all that filing summer's worth of work was completely unnecessary when you go to the airport

00:08:11.380 like i just came out of the airport there's a whole team just to check your vaccine card and

00:08:16.180 to make sure you have the right paperwork and then you have to fill out these forms to make sure that

00:08:20.060 they know the passenger locator form and everyone's putting in these fake hotels because they don't

00:08:24.540 where they're staying and that's a whole department you need to talk to and then you need to print out

00:08:28.940 the paper to bring it to the airport so you're taking up printer space and printer time and

00:08:32.860 when i buy a car you need to get the right insurance and go to the dmv so that you don't

00:08:36.860 do blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it's all unnecessary it's all pretty much there's so

00:08:42.540 much unnecessary work so much wasted time if you really analyze it it is completely unnecessary

00:08:49.260 and you could think about all the industries that support what they do you need to set up servers

00:08:53.260 to host websites so you could fill out the passenger locator form and someone needs to

00:08:57.320 type it out and someone needs to set up the electricity for that office and somebody needs

00:09:02.120 to take out the trash there and fix the plumbing. It's all a waste and I'm thinking like why do they

00:09:06.840 allow so much wasted time and space and energy? Why is so much of like work just useless and it's

00:09:13.960 because we need to be doing useless mindless activities or to fill up our day. It's necessary

00:09:20.140 to keep everybody in check so many years of my childhood thinking about like okay i need to get

00:09:24.320 good grades to get into a good school to do this and it was just oh nobody cares about grades

00:09:29.220 doesn't matter what school i go to i'm gonna change my major anyway five times like every

00:09:34.840 other freshman oh wait i'm gonna drop out of school so it's like how many years how much time

00:09:39.760 how much energy how much wasted like how much how much wasted energy time space electricity was that

00:09:47.180 ultimately it was just to not feel like a failure and so that my parents could feel like they did a

00:09:51.340 good job raising a non-retarded kid. Theoretically I could just go around with my camera and vlog all

00:09:56.020 day long but I need to have activities and stuff to do and places to go to to keep my mind occupied

00:10:01.320 and make it feel like I'm not just some idiot walking around with the camera like I need

00:10:04.960 mindless, pointless things to do during the day so it's easier to film and my brain is occupied.

00:10:11.140 What I'm going to think about on this trip is how to spend my time more meaningful and to erase

00:10:16.580 all the bullshit i'm gonna try to reduce the amount of noise i'm making the amount of bullshit

00:10:21.460 coming out my mouth and out my hands and actions and coming from my brain we waste a lot of precious

00:10:26.120 time we all kind of know it but we kind of we need to be a little bit stupid so that we all

00:10:32.000 function properly we can all get along

SHNEAKO - October 23, 2021

I'm in Paris for absolutely no reason

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