SHNEAKO - October 23, 2021I'm in Paris for absolutely no reason
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Summary
In this episode, I talk about my recent trip to Paris, France, and what it's like to be a homeless guy in a red tracksuit. I also talk about how I m getting dirty looks from random people and how to deal with it.
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what up half niggas in paris you feel me it's pitch black i don't really know why i'm here
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uh the hotel check-in is not till 2 p.m it's 7 a.m and it's still pitch black here we're using
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like not the fish eye i'm probably gonna switch out i need the fish eye this is weird look how
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big my head is there's too much space in the frame i just not i need the fish up and i got
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nothing to do for like six or seven hours i'm uh i'm jet lagged and tired but
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I didn't think I was going to be able to come back here after the pandy
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I'm going to try to make it as productive of a trip as possible
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So hit my DM, I'm going to try to vlog at least
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Hit my DM, hit that comment section if you're in Paris
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videos to film wait but the fair food go now this niggas tight at 7 a.m.
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I swear to God the trigger warning for Parisians is hearing English
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so you don't know but I just I literally just got off the cab from the airport
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bro. I came here like two years ago and Vincent got mugged on the street when we were both drunk.
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I didn't see it. I was in the Uber. But like when interactions like that happen, I'm just happy
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because I can really fight and not have to worry about getting shot. I don't even know if they
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have knives here. Shit's looking good as hell bro. I'm so tired. I seriously don't know what
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do right now i'm getting dirty looks everywhere for filming i got a couple hours until my girl's
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here i can't check into the hotel all the restaurants are closed dude excites i miss
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when europe seems so romantic and different and new to me and now it's just it's kind of trashy
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and cigarette-y but i really have no reason to be here right now i have no objective for
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I'm aimless, I'm just a homeless guy with the camera.
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and philosophical, I just be walking around aimlessly
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Okay, back to the fisheye. This is way better, right?
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of not having a job or going to school. I could just
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give up five days. I don't have kids. I could just
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I think he's going to give up on that dream in a couple months,
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but he does have a point. I've lived in the same
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in the tri-state area. I just think if you want to be
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a creative, artistic person, you should always reset your mind and go to different places
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Now I'm going to pretend like I got work to do to kill the time.
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I'm getting watched. There's three angry old French men watching me right now.
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You can't see because of fish eyes, but they're staring at me.
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And I don't know what they're thinking, but I don't like it.
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Have you ever seen a fucking vlogger in a red tracksuit before? What?
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but I'm getting self-conscious based on the stairs.
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I forgot I brought this super, super zoom long lens.
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one thing i've been thinking about a lot ever since i saw captain sinbad's video about how
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he quit his office job to become a full-time youtuber how office jobs and that show from
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like 90s movies where they kept complaining about corporate life was that no one even really know
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people who worked in office didn't even know what they did they didn't even know how to
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describe their jobs they'd be wasting so much time on pointless stuff like circling back and
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cc-ing and meetings for here and the connecting with this person what do you what are we actually
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producing some really simple stuff that i do with brand deals takes like five different emails with
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okay well now i'm gonna loop in the accounts team so that they can bring you and file the it's just
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like all i want to do is get paid and i have to talk to six different people and and that's
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Someone's whole job is just to be the accounting for one,
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to be accounting the influencers for their marketing team.
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Something that probably could take like 30 minutes,
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an hour, but just about all the meetings and HR
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and you're just wasting time in an office, mostly.
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because I worked as an office temp before YouTube,
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So I had to go through all these files and find the name and rename the, if it was an
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untitled file, I'd put the name and the date and the location or whatever.
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And that took like a month of just filing these names and orders.
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And it was like, that was a summer, summer's culminated work was filing all that.
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We load all these boxes of papers up and the office doesn't want it.
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it's just why would we need a whole fucking truckload of boxes we don't just throw it out
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we don't need this so not only was the papers and boxes unnecessary all that loading up but
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even all that filing summer's worth of work was completely unnecessary when you go to the airport
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like i just came out of the airport there's a whole team just to check your vaccine card and
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to make sure you have the right paperwork and then you have to fill out these forms to make sure that
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they know the passenger locator form and everyone's putting in these fake hotels because they don't
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where they're staying and that's a whole department you need to talk to and then you need to print out
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the paper to bring it to the airport so you're taking up printer space and printer time and
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when i buy a car you need to get the right insurance and go to the dmv so that you don't
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do blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it's all unnecessary it's all pretty much there's so
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much unnecessary work so much wasted time if you really analyze it it is completely unnecessary
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and you could think about all the industries that support what they do you need to set up servers
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to host websites so you could fill out the passenger locator form and someone needs to
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type it out and someone needs to set up the electricity for that office and somebody needs
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to take out the trash there and fix the plumbing. It's all a waste and I'm thinking like why do they
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allow so much wasted time and space and energy? Why is so much of like work just useless and it's
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because we need to be doing useless mindless activities or to fill up our day. It's necessary
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to keep everybody in check so many years of my childhood thinking about like okay i need to get
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good grades to get into a good school to do this and it was just oh nobody cares about grades
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doesn't matter what school i go to i'm gonna change my major anyway five times like every
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other freshman oh wait i'm gonna drop out of school so it's like how many years how much time
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how much energy how much wasted like how much how much wasted energy time space electricity was that
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ultimately it was just to not feel like a failure and so that my parents could feel like they did a
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good job raising a non-retarded kid. Theoretically I could just go around with my camera and vlog all
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day long but I need to have activities and stuff to do and places to go to to keep my mind occupied
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and make it feel like I'm not just some idiot walking around with the camera like I need
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mindless, pointless things to do during the day so it's easier to film and my brain is occupied.
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What I'm going to think about on this trip is how to spend my time more meaningful and to erase
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all the bullshit i'm gonna try to reduce the amount of noise i'm making the amount of bullshit
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coming out my mouth and out my hands and actions and coming from my brain we waste a lot of precious
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time we all kind of know it but we kind of we need to be a little bit stupid so that we all
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