SHNEAKO - October 23, 2021


I'm in Paris for absolutely no reason

I GOT ON ED HARDY SHE GOT ON STILETTO How She Gon be Mad on Vacation？

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

163.62

Word count

1,729

Sentence count

64

People

Also mentioned:
Squid Game Vincent Kona

Harmful content

Toxicity

15

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Hate speech

8

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Summary

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In this episode, I talk about my recent trip to Paris, France, and what it's like to be a homeless guy in a red tracksuit. I also talk about how I m getting dirty looks from random people and how to deal with it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 what up half niggas in paris you feel me it's pitch black i don't really know why i'm here 0.99
00:00:07.840 uh the hotel check-in is not till 2 p.m it's 7 a.m and it's still pitch black here we're using
00:00:12.560 like not the fish eye i'm probably gonna switch out i need the fish eye this is weird look how
00:00:16.860 big my head is there's too much space in the frame i just not i need the fish up and i got
00:00:20.760 nothing to do for like six or seven hours i'm uh i'm jet lagged and tired but
00:00:24.980 I can't do math right now
00:00:31.360 7 plus 5
00:00:32.220 I got like 7 hours to kill before I can
00:00:34.280 Take a nap
00:00:35.020 I'm back
00:00:36.940 I didn't think I was going to be able to come back here after the pandy
00:00:39.240 But we're back
00:00:39.960 I'm going to try to make it as productive of a trip as possible
00:00:42.320 I got a meeting with an agency tomorrow
00:00:44.120 Other than that, I got nothing going on
00:00:45.860 So hit my DM, I'm going to try to vlog at least
00:00:48.080 Once a day while I'm here
00:00:49.480 Hit my DM, hit that comment section if you're in Paris
00:00:51.540 Let's work, let's do something
00:00:52.840 I got free time and I got money to make
00:00:54.900 videos to film wait but the fair food go now this niggas tight at 7 a.m. 0.94
00:01:11.500 I swear to God the trigger warning for Parisians is hearing English 1.00
00:01:15.120 so you don't know but I just I literally just got off the cab from the airport
00:01:19.460 bro. I came here like two years ago and Vincent got mugged on the street when we were both drunk.
00:01:26.120 I didn't see it. I was in the Uber. But like when interactions like that happen, I'm just happy
00:01:30.100 because I can really fight and not have to worry about getting shot. I don't even know if they
00:01:33.780 have knives here. Shit's looking good as hell bro. I'm so tired. I seriously don't know what 1.00
00:01:49.440 do right now i'm getting dirty looks everywhere for filming i got a couple hours until my girl's
00:01:53.520 here i can't check into the hotel all the restaurants are closed dude excites i miss
00:01:57.760 when europe seems so romantic and different and new to me and now it's just it's kind of trashy
00:02:02.560 and cigarette-y but i really have no reason to be here right now i have no objective for
00:02:06.800 for the next five days.
00:02:07.980 I'm aimless, I'm just a homeless guy with the camera.
00:02:26.120 This is what I do, when people think I'm deep
00:02:28.040 and philosophical, I just be walking around aimlessly
00:02:31.760 with the, I don't know, yeah, maybe that's why
00:02:34.580 everyone's giving me a dirty look.
00:02:35.720 Where does it look like I'm from?
00:02:37.980 What does it look like?
00:02:38.820 What stereotype do you apply to me?
00:02:40.480 Kona, sus ma peat.
00:02:42.460 Sun's rising now.
00:03:06.120 Okay, back to the fisheye. This is way better, right?
00:03:08.100 This is way better. Oh no, not quite.
00:03:10.160 Not quite. It's nice not having
00:03:12.200 any objective. I mean, that is the freedom
00:03:14.140 of not having a job or going to school. I could just
00:03:16.160 give up five days. I don't have kids. I could just
00:03:18.160 fly to Paris and walk. It's good
00:03:20.200 to refresh your mind and be in a new place.
00:03:22.040 My brother saw Squid Game and now he wants to
00:03:23.800 move to Korea and become a Korean actor.
00:03:26.240 I think he's going to give up on that dream in a couple months,
00:03:28.240 but he does have a point. I've lived in the same
00:03:30.160 10-mile radius my whole life
00:03:32.000 in the tri-state area. I just think if you want to be
00:03:34.020 a creative, artistic person, you should always reset your mind and go to different places 1.00
00:03:37.680 and do stupid shit like this. 1.00
00:03:46.220 Yeah, yucky. 1.00
00:03:53.040 Now I'm going to pretend like I got work to do to kill the time.
00:04:01.240 I can't even, I can't vlog, bro.
00:04:03.140 I'm getting watched. There's three angry old French men watching me right now. 1.00
00:04:07.860 You can't see because of fish eyes, but they're staring at me.
00:04:10.340 And I don't know what they're thinking, but I don't like it. 0.99
00:04:13.800 Have you ever seen a fucking vlogger in a red tracksuit before? What? 0.99
00:04:33.140 I'll get it all third.
00:05:01.080 Come on out of one.
00:05:02.340 We must go to the chosen, to the true.
00:05:05.700 Some stuff I want to talk about,
00:05:06.800 but I'm getting self-conscious based on the stairs.
00:05:08.700 Some deep stuff I've been thinking about,
00:05:10.540 just sleepwalking around here.
00:05:11.940 And let me get out of here.
00:05:25.000 I forgot I brought this super, super zoom long lens.
00:05:29.000 This is all the way zoomed in.
00:05:30.100 See that?
00:05:31.100 Compared to the fish eye?
00:05:32.060 Yeah, it's a variety over here.
00:06:02.060 one thing i've been thinking about a lot ever since i saw captain sinbad's video about how
00:06:15.980 he quit his office job to become a full-time youtuber how office jobs and that show from
00:06:21.980 like 90s movies where they kept complaining about corporate life was that no one even really know
00:06:26.460 people who worked in office didn't even know what they did they didn't even know how to
00:06:30.080 describe their jobs they'd be wasting so much time on pointless stuff like circling back and
00:06:35.320 cc-ing and meetings for here and the connecting with this person what do you what are we actually
00:06:40.900 producing some really simple stuff that i do with brand deals takes like five different emails with
00:06:47.540 okay well now i'm gonna loop in the accounts team so that they can bring you and file the it's just
00:06:53.480 like all i want to do is get paid and i have to talk to six different people and and that's
00:06:59.760 Someone's whole job is just to be the accounting for one,
00:07:04.820 to be accounting the influencers for their marketing team.
00:07:07.900 That's probably a whole department.
00:07:09.560 Something that probably could take like 30 minutes,
00:07:11.820 an hour, but just about all the meetings and HR
00:07:15.340 and team building exercises,
00:07:17.300 and you're just wasting time in an office, mostly.
00:07:20.940 Making copies, and I know this
00:07:22.480 because I worked as an office temp before YouTube,
00:07:26.460 and I was like a filer or something,
00:07:28.980 So I had to go through all these files and find the name and rename the, if it was an
00:07:33.520 untitled file, I'd put the name and the date and the location or whatever.
00:07:37.840 And that took like a month of just filing these names and orders.
00:07:41.140 And then we finally printed them all out.
00:07:42.840 We put them in boxes.
00:07:44.020 We loaded up the truck.
00:07:45.600 And it was like, that was a summer, summer's culminated work was filing all that.
00:07:50.500 We bring it to the office.
00:07:51.260 We load all these boxes of papers up and the office doesn't want it.
00:07:54.520 They're like, oh, we don't need these files.
00:07:55.940 it's just why would we need a whole fucking truckload of boxes we don't just throw it out 0.90
00:08:01.660 we don't need this so not only was the papers and boxes unnecessary all that loading up but 0.85
00:08:06.440 even all that filing summer's worth of work was completely unnecessary when you go to the airport
00:08:11.380 like i just came out of the airport there's a whole team just to check your vaccine card and
00:08:16.180 to make sure you have the right paperwork and then you have to fill out these forms to make sure that
00:08:20.060 they know the passenger locator form and everyone's putting in these fake hotels because they don't
00:08:24.540 where they're staying and that's a whole department you need to talk to and then you need to print out
00:08:28.940 the paper to bring it to the airport so you're taking up printer space and printer time and
00:08:32.860 when i buy a car you need to get the right insurance and go to the dmv so that you don't
00:08:36.860 do blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it's all unnecessary it's all pretty much there's so
00:08:42.540 much unnecessary work so much wasted time if you really analyze it it is completely unnecessary
00:08:49.260 and you could think about all the industries that support what they do you need to set up servers
00:08:53.260 to host websites so you could fill out the passenger locator form and someone needs to
00:08:57.320 type it out and someone needs to set up the electricity for that office and somebody needs
00:09:02.120 to take out the trash there and fix the plumbing. It's all a waste and I'm thinking like why do they
00:09:06.840 allow so much wasted time and space and energy? Why is so much of like work just useless and it's
00:09:13.960 because we need to be doing useless mindless activities or to fill up our day. It's necessary
00:09:20.140 to keep everybody in check so many years of my childhood thinking about like okay i need to get
00:09:24.320 good grades to get into a good school to do this and it was just oh nobody cares about grades
00:09:29.220 doesn't matter what school i go to i'm gonna change my major anyway five times like every
00:09:34.840 other freshman oh wait i'm gonna drop out of school so it's like how many years how much time
00:09:39.760 how much energy how much wasted like how much how much wasted energy time space electricity was that
00:09:47.180 ultimately it was just to not feel like a failure and so that my parents could feel like they did a
00:09:51.340 good job raising a non-retarded kid. Theoretically I could just go around with my camera and vlog all 1.00
00:09:56.020 day long but I need to have activities and stuff to do and places to go to to keep my mind occupied 0.94
00:10:01.320 and make it feel like I'm not just some idiot walking around with the camera like I need 0.94
00:10:04.960 mindless, pointless things to do during the day so it's easier to film and my brain is occupied. 0.89
00:10:11.140 What I'm going to think about on this trip is how to spend my time more meaningful and to erase 0.99
00:10:16.580 all the bullshit i'm gonna try to reduce the amount of noise i'm making the amount of bullshit 0.99
00:10:21.460 coming out my mouth and out my hands and actions and coming from my brain we waste a lot of precious 1.00
00:10:26.120 time we all kind of know it but we kind of we need to be a little bit stupid so that we all 1.00
00:10:32.000 function properly we can all get along 0.99