SHNEAKO - March 04, 2021How to Flirt with Girls - Kinda Quality Podcast #24
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Summary
In this episode, the boys talk about what it means to be over a girl and how to get over someone you care deeply for. Also, we talk about how to deal with the fact that you can be over someone even if they don t care for you.
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all right dude you should just get right into it just get right into it all right get no banter
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no fake small talk let's go let's go all right so the first one i thought i was over this girl
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but then she appeared in my dream and massaged me what the was that about kid just basically
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wants us to psychoanalyze him right now well you're not over her yeah if she's popping up
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in your dreams i know this from pretty personal experience you're probably not over it the thing
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is you could have a dream about a bitch and then still be over her the fact that you're asking a
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question about this and you're wondering and you're contemplating you're she's living rent
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free in your head right now yeah if you go out of your way to dm me and tell me about it then
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you're not over her yeah hopefully she's not over you too text her yeah just text her like yo you're
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in my dream and tell her exactly what it was about maybe add something funny that wasn't in
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the dream just so it's less awkward you had a dream that could be no that's not that awkward
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oh if he's over her i don't know like were they hooking up before i feel like we need a little
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more context yeah we need the context well over her implies that they were together at some point
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i don't think you could you have to get over a girl that you don't if it's like that if it's
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just a girl that you're stalking then maybe don't text her yeah you need real psychological help
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like pass this podcast uh-huh and we don't know what we're talking about yeah we're not gonna
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diagnose you then you just have to let go of it you kind of get stuck with this perception that
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this girl is really awesome but in reality she's probably not all that you like the idea of it
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more than yeah i like the idea of it more than the actual uh the person itself try hanging out
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with her one more time and really like how she makes you feel jerk off before because you sound
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like you're just horny if she's massaging you in your dreams you know you gotta rub one out
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you probably had that morning wood from the massage.
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Yo, did I tell you I got yelled at for the first time
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And then this, I don't know what gender they were,
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but some person with a long skirt and like pink hair went biking by and yelled toxic pussy
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and like by the time i heard it like they were already kind of far away but i think it was at me
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i think it was at me they didn't know that they know who you were who you were then i don't know
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i'm guessing yeah they probably didn't hear the interview right no the interview was it was about
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like chopped cheeses it was yeah it was just somebody yelling at me i think it was pretty
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funny i can't lie like that was uh that was a first did you get it on video uh yeah it's it's
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in the video toxic pussy i think it was i'm like 80 85 percent sure it was that i don't know who
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else would who else would get yelled at yeah randomly it's got to be me it's an overused
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word like what does that what does that mean like he's asking does he need to be toxic to
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what does that yeah what does that mean normalize being toxic so you're just using all the buzzwords
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you just no it's it's not what you have to do to get girls you just have to be yourself and be
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confident and then people think that being confident is toxic because you're not always
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simping yeah true toxicity is like some fucked up shit like your mental warfare manipulation
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like gaslighting all those other buzzwords is that low-key i feel like being a little bit mean
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works yeah that's flirting that's not toxic that's not like if you barely know a girl and you're
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being mean to where like clearly it's not coming as long as it's not like genuine anger no that's
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then you're just being dumb ass bitch get out my face you fucking whore like that's not being an
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asshole that's just being a shitty person yeah if you're funny with it basically anything flies
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exactly it's just like you would say you can call a girl a bitch to her face if you say it in a
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funny way like they're not gonna blink an eye yeah exactly yeah being funny is one of the most
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important things just in any relationship that you're trying to get into if you can make someone
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laugh if they can you can laugh your way into some pussy yeah if you can make her laugh and
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giggle you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle there you go tattoo that my girlfriend just came
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out as asexual to me even though he's damn dog whoa that sucks you have no dick game
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your dick game is so trash you change your sexuality god damn what's the rest he said
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even though he's been sexually active for a fairly long time oh and she suddenly became
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really sexually distant and cold i don't want her to leave i don't want to leave her for this but at
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the same time what do you mean you don't want to leave what else what else are you going to do
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there you can't bang she doesn't want to bang you bro like relationships it's not all about sex but
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it's an important part it's the glue sexual chemistry is really important for me and i don't
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know if without it i'll be enough and i don't know if without it it'll be enough for me to stay in
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the relationship she said the only thing she's willing to do is start reconsidering after marriage
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what get the fuck out of this relationship leave is she asexual or just a hardcore christian
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she's got to be christian both and not only am i not ready to get married for a long time i'm 19
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by the way dude's 19 not getting any pussy and with the girl that wants girlfriend you gotta
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leave leave that relationship asap get out i'm 19 but i want to have these experiences while i'm
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still young i feel like by the time i'm getting married i'll be done with the freaky shit i don't
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know if you could help me out that'd be sick money sign she also used to say that she was into a lot
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of stuff but now everything repulses her apparently it's weird i don't know if it's something else
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yeah actually to be honest i think she might have had some trauma this girl i think it's
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something happened to her that she's not telling you oh hold up the plot thickens we're all so
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long distance right now how is she telling you she's asexual long distance how is she telling
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she doesn't want to like bang with you fuck you if you're nowhere near her this doesn't make any
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you gotta leave bro and when she used to be in the mood she called me or sent pictures or sometimes
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just text but right now she always does it on her own and tells me about it later so i kind of get
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the feeling that she's not attracted to anymore no she's cheating on you i really like her but i
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feel like if it continues like this i might have to leave even though i know it's going to hurt us
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both but i feel like you don't know that first of all but i feel like it's better than just staying
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in the relationship just ends up being toxic mess of a sexual frustration toxic yeah you gotta
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you know what it really sounds like she's cheating on him sounds like you're getting catfish bro
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have you even met this girl no it's like a long distance online thing they said that they used
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to fuck right oh yeah you're right bro that's a weird one huh no she's i think she's cheating on
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you he probably has money and she wants to marry him she's not attracted to you anymore she made
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up the asexual thing so she could fuck other guys yeah that's a weird one asexual out of nowhere
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like it sounds it sounds like i'm overreacting i'm gonna look up the definition asexual asexual
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means like you're not that's that's what it means no sexual activity at all that's what that means
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yeah but he's saying she's pleasuring herself and shit and sending nudies so asexual means you
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have no sexual attraction is the lack of sexual attraction to others or low absent interest and
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desire for sexual activity so she's not attracted to other people she's saying
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like in general not just him yeah no it's done dead that dead that she doesn't want a relationship
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she's asexual why she want to be in a relationship we make none of what she's saying makes any sense
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you got to leave she just got in your head she's confusing you bro she's winning i want to hear
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the follow-up for show for show let me know how the break you're playing checker she's playing chess
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so i've been with this girl for one and a half years and it seemed like she's starting to hate
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me she's being passive aggressive all the time and she doesn't communicate with me a close friend
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of mine told me to leave her but it's not that easy i know i should but i kind of can't i want
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to fix what i have with her all the other girls were like lame and i'd break up or get broken up
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with in like a few months but with this girl i felt a connection i thought she's the one and it
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feels like she's not now but i can't do something about it or can i i feel like this is your alley
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yeah you can do something about it um why is she acting all passive aggressive and mad at you
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i'm curious maybe it's just a period could be i think if he's asking for help it's been like
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a consistent thing it's not like a one day especially for after a year and a half i gotta
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ask her you still with me what i do do you still love me me no not you hypothetically
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to break up with her without you doing it because then if you cheat on her then she'll dump you
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and then you don't have to feel bad about breaking up with her
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you think so yeah yeah but i think the point is he doesn't want to break up with her
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exactly so you cheat on her so she's forced to break up with you big brain yeah or get one of
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us send the instagram we'll slide in we'll see if she's loyal you'll have an even better reason
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without putting yourself at any uh risk for public tarnishment of your reputation i don't know if
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really a loyalty test it's just like a vibe check yeah she's just she's not really vibing with them
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anymore yeah passive aggressive she's not really actually she might be cheating on you because
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yeah that could be true yeah there's two types of people it's those who have been cheated on and
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those who don't know it yet right now it sounds like you're the latter so if you want to vibe
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check uh dr cass will help you out and if she dubs it i'll let you know too that'd be a great
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sign for you make sure you get the copay ready yeah i gotta start charging for these we are
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are giving relationship advice we don't know any of the results so it can't be like i want to hear
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some of the follow-ups of these people i'm very curious to see what would happen yeah bro i think
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you should just ask her straight up there's no point in you putting yourself through this doubt
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and whether or not she's fucking with you yeah this limbo phase stop being a little bitch do
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you love me are you riding vocals okay you know i'm sorry i feel like if someone's being passive
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aggressive it's it's pretty telling that's why you just ask because you never know yeah i feel
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like you're just ignoring the hints just ask i get that you don't want to break up there but
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might be for the best dude what's your view on trying to get with someone who's taking
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i mean she's entertaining it that's not on you right it's not your problem go ahead not your
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problem at all do your thing i told you there's two types of people it's just that kid's turn
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as long as it's not your boy there's someone you're close with nothing to do with you i
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understand like the whole respect someone's relationship home record type shit but if
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she's entertaining it then who's really wrecking the home you know what i mean yeah it's more her
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job to not entertain it than your job not to do it girls are getting dms regardless you're not
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home wrecking if they're just dating they don't have a home they're renting maybe they probably
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don't even live together what do you reckon go ahead yeah go for it go ahead fuck zero to do
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with you if she's going out of her way to reply to you and be flirty that's on her if he's gonna
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feel some type of way just make sure you got some hands because some guys are yeah they don't have
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the same mindset and could genuinely get tight at you and go looking for you that happened one time
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like i fucked this dude's girl and then i didn't really know him at the time and then i started to
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get to know him afterwards and he was in my house and then like i would finally introduced like
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hey nice to meet you that is at your house yeah that handshake was weird she brought him to your
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house no no this was like six months later so he was just he was friends with mutual yeah yeah so
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he's at my house and then like oh you're nice to meet you and then eye contact like it felt like
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you ever feel like you shake someone's hand their energies exchange like that handshake just felt
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weird but he didn't do anything you can catch the vibe pretty easily yeah and but he never brought
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it up i think he's still with her i think they're still together he definitely knows i'm sick but
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the thing was like i how i justified it was he was cheating on her oh that's fine so it's like
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okay you know i'm just i'm the revenge dick one one yeah it's even yeah game's gonna end the tie
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there's no pks yeah i had a similar situation like that too like this girl i used to relate with
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like one summer she fucked with me the whole summer and then i went off to college in new york
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she was in massachusetts and she found a new boyfriend or whatever but we'd still keep in
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touch and she was dating this dude and we'd still talk or whatever but we never like hooked up again
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or anything i took out to breakfast once and we kissed but that was it and then i started getting
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texts from him even like facetime me one time and he's like bro like just be honest with me like i
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won't care just tell me if you're fucking my girl like this and that tell me if you're getting with
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her and he's like this is a toxic this is a real toxic relationship like they were fighting all
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the time a whole bunch of yelling screaming the whole nine and i was just home playing xbox on
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my couch and he's like trying to get all this information out of me and i got kind of caught
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in the limbo between like bro code but he's not my bro you know what i mean i was way closer to
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the girl she's more of my friend than he is so he was kind of your friend though no i didn't know
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him at all so he'd hit me up i remember one time he hit me up off her phone pretending to be her
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on some weird shit like trying to get me to that's some female say some incriminating shit
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but i caught it because he was just so dumb about it he's like he knew right away you could tell
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yeah he texted me he's like hey quick question have we ever hooked up what come on be a little
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subtle like yeah i'm like uh no like i'm sorry if you thought that but we're just friends like i
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don't really so you knew right away yeah obviously i knew right away bro i'm not a fucking idiot i'm
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like nah like we're just friends like i'm sorry if you thought it was anything more but i don't
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look at you that way meanwhile she's so bad like i would smash today and so he facetimed me he's
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like bro just tell me like this and that i'm like bro to be honest at this point my loyalty lies
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with the girl just because i know her i don't know him and i don't want to put her any predicament
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so i'm like bro to be honest like no one cares about your girl dude like you need to get out of
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this little phase i think you're in your own head like no one cares like i don't care about your girl
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like that if you want like i'll stop talking to her i'll block her whatever you want obviously i
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wasn't gonna block her but yeah it's basically what i told him and i just kind of let them go
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about their business and then he ended up like blocking me on her phone a whole bunch of times
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like her i'm blocking me that whole thing wait what's the conclusion to the story you're not
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until that part the conclusion yeah nothing i just kind of let them be they're not together
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what happened when you were at that party one time and then you saw the both of them this is a
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different girl this happened with this is this happened twice to you yeah i guess i don't even
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know which one you're talking about you ended up fighting this dude oh that's a different that's
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completely different thing that's a completely different is it the same couple no different
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couple that's i really thought that you were leading up to that no you've done you've been
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in multiple situations like this and they call me the toxic they're completely different situation
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i thought you were talking about a completely different couple i mean what the stop calling
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me the toxic one like completely different situation how are you homewrecking two different
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relationships you piece of you man i'm not i'm not you sis man the first one the one i'm talking
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about currently is like i just her for a summer we weren't close like that like we just went to
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parties together it wasn't like oh this is not the florida no it's not okay i thought it was her
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no no not the florida girl yeah like i fought her boyfriend but i didn't even fight like over her
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I fought because he tried fighting me man you can't be beefing over bitches bro I wasn't beefing
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over bitches I was beefing because I got I got physically altercated with over a bitch yeah
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but he was beefing over his girl I wasn't beefing over his girl okay I had zero beef if he went home
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that night I wouldn't have done anything you know I mean he just would have went home laid pipe on
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the girl that I like and that would have been it yeah it was like the whole ego thing which I
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understand it was understandable i was flirting with her when i was drunk and he obviously felt
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some type of way about it he was right there watching the whole thing so it ended up in a
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fight but i wasn't like beefing over her and i wasn't going out of my way to fight him you know
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what i mean yeah but you did though yeah but i did just wanted them to know that because i i've
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been getting called the toxic one yeah why'd you have to hear that let me i even want to talk about
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that if it's not your boy get with her who cares if it's not your boy she a toy okay and i'm not
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a rapper do breaks work like in terms of what what's meant to be will be i think if you're
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going on a break you're just prolonging the inevitable you could get back together though
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no you can get back together but i don't think it'll ever be the same no it could be stronger
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you think so maybe yeah sometimes you need a little time off to like see what you're missing
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yeah like once that uh saudade you like that missing her hits then you're like all right
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maybe i fucked up a little bit and this is what i wanted so go on a break do your thing for a
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bit fuck around make sure you're very specific about the break and the terms of the break
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write it out get a contract get a lawyer make sure you're screen recording yes record her talking
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about having an open relationship so that when it comes up later you say oh yeah remember when
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you said this word for fucking word and you said there was an open relationship record her don't
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just be like oh yeah she's gonna remember this you gotta get it get a lawyer otherwise you get
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called a cheesy snack what techniques of flirting do you use we just we kind of just i don't like
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this question but we just yeah i don't like the word technique like it's not a technique it's like
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karate versus you're making it feel like you're we're pickup artists like we're like those dudes
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yeah like that's some sociopathic you can't don't think of it like that that makes it seem like
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every time you're flirting it's not genuine at all it's just like a game a technique you know
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what i mean like it's not a technique well she's like the girl that i've been seeing right now she
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says like um the first time we met like she could tell that i was trying to game her she could like
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i felt disingenuine because like i was saying routine things that might have been said like
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for instance uh right when we met like we were in the car and she brought up some restaurant i'd be
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like and i said uh oh yeah we're gonna go to that restaurant i'll take you there and she's like oh
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i felt like you said that to a million girls i'm like yeah that was that was pretty blueprint because
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i don't remember saying that at all i don't even remember what restaurant it was but it was just
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like an automatic response like yeah i'll take you there you know yeah it's just part of it
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but that's a technique of flirting right there and she could tell immediately that it was it
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was game and it was disingenuine so don't don't think of it as a technique just try to like
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connect with the person you're not like that's true i've done that too like the overconfident like
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i remember i was at a party and i'm like yo i just literally grabbed this girl's hand i'm like
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you know i'm gonna marry you right obviously i'm not gonna marry this bitch and i was just
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chilling with their like acting all cute so i guess it's a technique as well yeah but that
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I guess it's only cheesy if it doesn't work.
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Funny is the, that's the best technique of flirting is just being funny.
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And then her dad was like in the mafia type shit.
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It was like one of those that I called my dad the next morning.
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I'm like, yo, you're not going to believe what I did.
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She had no business fucking with me at all.
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Yeah, so maybe use that technique, the overconfident.
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She also told me that she liked that, like, I'd be kissing her or whatever.
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And then she'd do, like, a little flirty thing where she, like, kind of pushed me away.
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And I just kind of go back and keep kissing her.
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And she's like, yeah, I like when you do that.
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yeah i like when i say no and you keep going please keep raping me i like when i try to run
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and you just grab me by the back i like when i'm crying screaming no no no no and you continue
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when i scream help you just cover my mouth that shit turns me on bro that's real shit like
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that's that's real shit and then no that's real a lot of girls say shit like that
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like girls will be like yeah it'd be it would turn me on if you punched me in the face
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like choke me harder too you know that's different punching in the face is different
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like her running away and you not really not you you're literally in a jones she was pushing you
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away from kissing her and you kept on doing it yeah but it wasn't like a get the fuck off me
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you could kind of it was like a no it wasn't like you're touching me somebody we need a girls need
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to specify that there's a difference in consent like there's a difference between no and no
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yeah there's a huge difference it was like but if you don't read that then how are you gonna know
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like what if you're like a slightly autistic guy like so many people dming you and like
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i think that they would like it if if uh you said no and i kept kissing you i heard that from cas
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on the podcast like you need to know girls give out weird nose you make me want to go by an alias
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where i get a fucking fed knocking on my door did you say these words like oh yeah i did uh
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techniques for flirting i think sometimes being a little uh avoiding the subject of flirting just
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kind of friend zoning them off rip works too if you're not entertaining them specifically and
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you're entertaining the crowd yeah then you seem like the fun guy girls want to be part of the fun
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you know if you're i noticed when i first started going to college parties i would try to i'd be the
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guy posted up on the wall looking around for the girls the whole night and then i wouldn't get any
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girls but then as soon as i started going like when we started like being the life of the party
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then they all came out of nowhere because everybody just wants to be part of your fun
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or like you ever seen the black mirror episode where there's they have like a dating coach in
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the beginning and there's two girls and a guy like in a little circle in a bar and he's like
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which one do you want he's like i want the one with the black hair he's like all right so go and
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only talk to the one with the blonde hair and you kind of isolate yeah now the girl needs to compete
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for your attention yeah everybody wants what they can't have everybody wants to be included and if
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you're not giving someone the right attention then they're gonna look for it i've done that
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before and then i thought it was gonna work and i just ended up not talking to her all night
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and i never saw her again because i was talking to her friend her friend was uglier and now i'm
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stuck with the ugly friend yeah but you just went about it the wrong way yeah there's a balance you
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like overdid it she's like trying to talk to you like oh shut the fuck up i'm talking to your
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friend wait bitch shut up your ugly friend though what's your star sign do you know this girl
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those are a few techniques i hope that helped try them all on the same girl
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isolate her and then just get really overcompensating and then when she says
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no keep kissing her and if you get arrested say that blame us blame cast
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blame cheeto what do you do when your homie gets with your girl less than a
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week after y'all broke up why that's like your homie that's what i was that's the
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first thing less than a week like five six days holy shit like he was waiting
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for it that means they've been talking way before that like during your
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relationship something was going on which is what he said he said less than a week after you guys
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broke up and he had been third wheeling the whole relationship behind your back that's not your
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homie first of all see that's someone you could warrant fighting that's someone you could warrant
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fighting yeah you know him personally and he went behind your back and he did that that's some
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great snake shit right there that's some snake shit i've done that before i've been the third
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way back in high school in my defense i had dated the girl first and then we broke up and then my
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friend started talking to her you're like on some ray j thing yeah i hit it i hit it like come on
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man yeah man that's fucked i got lucky because he luckily he my friend didn't like that girl that
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much but if he was like really into her that could that would have been really really shitty
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yeah yeah he was just using her for head i mean both of them aren't shit so you really shouldn't
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be stressing either of them obviously it's still gonna hurt because he obviously likes the girl
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to be honest i i've done that too but not like see now you're opening up about now but not like
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You see, the old cast would have just let me say the toxic thing and then let it sit.
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I wasn't third wheeling OD, but like a low key.
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But we were just at a party and we were both lit and I hooked up with her.
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Like, there's people you hang out with every day.
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I mean, there's people you hang out with every day.
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It'd be, like, different if I did it with Lily.
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And there's people that, like, I see them, and I'm like, yo, it's, like, we're cool.
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They were, like, junior high school, and it was probably, like, a year.
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that's like half your life yeah it's understandable he was tight he was tight tight junior year too
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that's like really smash either it's a very formative year you just tongued her in a club
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in a house party that's not that bad that's not that bad it'd be like that sometimes you're lit
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you're young you're horny whatever comes it's like you know she was there yeah bro you just
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gotta understand we're in different phases was he at the party i think he was upstairs oh my god
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demon demon time always on demon time and i'm the toxic one huh that's not toxic bro i thought
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you just said to stop using that word i stop using that word what is for you how do you find
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new girls to talk to like i don't really rate anyone in my school or anything also this is
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beta as fuck and i'm sure it'll be easy the same shit any techniques approaching girls at clubs
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we just did that i turned 18 in a month because of covid i haven't had any practice so basically
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how do you find new girls to talk to there's no like specific answer for this you just got to
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live life and then let them let them come to it if you try to pursue it too much it's gonna be weird
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yeah like those dating apps i've never really found a girl off a dating app i have you can do
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it i had a whole girlfriend from from tinder oh yeah oh yeah you did was she the one who was
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afraid to take the train or was that yeah that was her so maybe don't how do i find more girls
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to talk you're 17 18 um you don't rate any of the girls in your school there's probably bad
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bitches in your school so stop discriminating there's got to be some bad bitches in your school
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yeah you always think there's no bad bitches in your school because i feel like because you're in
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your school you want what you can't have you know i mean you want what's not available it's a circle
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it's a vicious circle the thing is you have to have something to do that's always the hardest
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part the hard part isn't even finding the girls it's finding what to call them to do you need to
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have an activity yeah because it's not like you can especially if you're younger and you're in
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school you're 18 you can't bring them home yeah like you don't have an open crib like this where
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you can just have some you have to find an excuse to hang out even if you like you do bring her
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back like you have to bond over oh i just downloaded all 10 seasons of the office oh my god
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i love the office oh shit let's watch it there you go but even there you're like a lot of these
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kids probably can't bring girls to their crib i feel you got to find something on instagram and
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just dm it to them be like yo like look how sick this new little spot is like we definitely have
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to go there let's go this weekend that's a whole thing that's like a whole day no just like call
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your friends and i'll call my friends make it a group thing that's fun so now you're going on a
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group date instead of just seeing her one-on-one yeah i mean he's trying to find new girls i just
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say be more outgoing in general easier said than done this one's from a girl that's the first
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right yeah she said i'm in my first relationship and my boyfriend's my boyfriend keeps calling me
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the love of his life but he's 19 how old are you but let's just guess she's 19 too how am i supposed
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to know if it's special if i've never been with anyone else yeah you would know you it sounds like
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he likes you more than you like him or she's just trying to figure out if it's genuine no it shouldn't
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even you shouldn't have to think about it it should just feel natural it shouldn't if you
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have to contemplate it then it's not it's not all that it should just be and it's your first
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relationship like don't go all in like you're gonna marry this dude it's the first guy you
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ever been with don't don't rush it it's this guy's probably like he's probably just really
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excited that he got with you yeah you're a bad bitch congratulations you scared the shit out of
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me whoopsie technical difficulties almost don't get caught up in this first relationship feel it
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out go through it for as long as you feel comfortable just let it let it run its course
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don't think too much of it it's the first one there's many to come after when you start having
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doubts debt it and move on see what other people have to offer you're gonna learn a lot yeah be a
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hoe be a hoe while you're night this nasty 19. everybody deserves a hoe phase go through your
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hoe phase or just have a whole life you know well why can't we just yeah yeah just a prolonged
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hoe phase yeah your end goal shouldn't be to get wifed up you're a bad bitch you're independent
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come to this place is she a bad bitch though i bet her profile picture is like a cartoon
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No, it's her. She's like the most normal interaction I have on this thing.
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I mean, not if it's on Patreon, so that's good.
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What if you stay close with your ex while being in a new relationship and the new girl says it's wrong?
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You shouldn't still keep talking to your ex like that.
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Like, imagine if your girl was just hitting up her ex, like, talking to some dude.
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That's how you end up in the situations we talked about before, when you're FaceTiming dudes.
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How to tell a girl that you are no longer interested without hurting her feelings.
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How do you tell a girl that you're not interested without hurting her feelings?
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it's not you it's me like just make up some shit like you're going through something right now
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i need all of like say some shit like i don't have the emotional capacity to be there for you
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because like my mom has cancer my mom has breast cancer she's dying like it's it's not
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oh my god i'm sorry and then it's not you it's the lump on your left titty stage four
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she's dying she's dying like i would totally smash if it wasn't for my mom if it wasn't
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for the terminal cancer literally anything else that's an extreme example but like make up something
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like that like say i don't know like some relative or yeah i feel like it's pretty easy you have a
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school work or just don't answer no he has to answer he cares about the girl he cares enough
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about this girl to not want to hurt her feelings but i feel like if you don't make it explicit
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then it just never ends yeah then let her string along give her little glimpses of hope try putting
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around with your boy hook one of your boys up they yeah and then when they get together start
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texting her in the stage when you're talking to someone before it goes being exclusive is it okay
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to go and get with other girls especially if you think that especially if you think the other the
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one you're currently talking to is special but you kind of just want to fuck she's not special
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fuck other girls don't don't get people always fuck up that like the talking stage is not
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commitment keep fucking around a lot of girls would say otherwise i feel like that's the most
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i think girls would agree with that i feel like i always see on twitter like during the talking
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stage don't be hooking up with someone else what i've never seen that i see that all the time
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okay well this is not true you should yeah you should definitely sleep around during the talking
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phase it's not commitment at all the talking phase is like you're about to date no yeah you're
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spending a lot of time you're talking yeah i feel like that's basically a relationship at that point
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it's not though that's basically is not a relationship yeah tell her to ask you out bro
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she really wants to cuff it tell her to ask you ask you to be her boyfriend just don't be exclusive
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until they could give you a valentine's to say best dick ever you know don't don't ever commit
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until i would always just let the girls start the commitment don't even bring it up if the girl
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wants to elevate the relationship let her offer it but not everyone's a fuck boy like you some
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people want to start it first they're looking for that i think the relationship is better if you let
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her do it you want to keep the power if you start like saying like oh i love you you're the one for
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you're the love of my life she's gonna be like oh this guy's kind of weird like i'm 19 i don't want
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to yeah i eat the last girl so don't yeah just don't give up but don't put all your cards in
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one table poker bro was that the chips or cards or something like that don't put all your eggs
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in one basket yeah yeah well yeah don't let your cards out on the table don't put all your sperm
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in one egg there you go i found it do you believe hollywood type love exists yeah i think christian
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couples like young married christian couples are like 23 and that's the only person they've been
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with i think that they believe that they're christian couples are crazy bro they'd be getting
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married like 18 yeah i think those those people have that type of hollywood love it's because
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jesus is holding it together they love jesus more than their partner so it's like if you both
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love the same thing it's like it's easier to be together yeah jesus is the glue they don't even
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need to have sex just just lay in bed and look at jesus jerk off next to each other yeah and wait
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until you're married i don't think other than that other than that hollywood love is not real
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see that's a turn i feel like in the other podcast we did you thought so i did yeah that what the
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fantasy hollywood love yeah like the person that you fall in love with is gonna be like everything
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to you forever forever no no i don't i never i don't think i ever thought that run it back run
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the clip i'm editing for it is no clip like whoever's that there is no clip to edit like
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i've never thought that i've always been pretty pessimistic about love i made this whole video
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called falling in love is corny but i'm still lonely and i'm just like saying that oh love is
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just like chemicals in your brain just like i've always been pessimistic about that so even if it
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might feel like a hollywood relationship for a month it's not gonna last yeah i feel like if you
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just look at the immediate relationships you have around you whether it be your mom your dad and
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any relationship you'll see that it's not like that like even today my dad hit me up like he
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called me bitching about my mom like bro like that's your standard for most things so how am i
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supposed to expect that one girl is going to be like the love of my life for the rest when it's
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not even for my dad well that's part of love bitching about your spouse to your kids that's
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part of love yeah i guess it's all it's all loki they'd just be using me for therapy like they
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don't want to see a marriage counselor or some shit so like he'll call me and then my mom will
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call me and i just have to like mediate yeah and i just can't tell anybody anything dr cash
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you're really mending these relationships and i don't understand why people think i have like
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the credibility or they trust me enough with this information but it always seems to happen
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like the less i look for obviously this one i'm looking for it i'm dming or putting on my story
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like tell me but in general life my friends you're easy to vent to without much consequences
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you're not going to be very judgmental you're just going to like i need to fix that because
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that's just not what i want to listen to like there's people that i don't even have that close
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of a relationship with and they just feel comfortable telling me a bunch of shit really
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yeah like some fucked up shit or whatever and that's detrimental to me you're fucking up my
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mental health you got to think about me sometimes you think i want to hear all that now i'm thinking
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in my head like bro you know what i mean whatever let's move on save cast do you think it's worth
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it for men to get married and do you think you'll get married don't get married it's not worth it
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especially for men don't get married because then she's gonna take half your money
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um and men have more money than women get a prenup or just don't get married even if you
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get a prenup she can still take your money prenups are not as valid as people think they are
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just don't get married unless you're doing it for like a passport or something all right come to me
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for relationship advice go to him for legal advice yeah just a one-stop shop for bad advice
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i was seeing this girl a good while back was really competitive
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i don't really know what that means i told her about my past sex stories because we were having
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that conversation and she didn't take it very well then i tried reassuring her saying shit like
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how she was the best fuck i ever had i was lying obviously just to shut her up but that didn't help
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either she was mad insecure and also overcompensating during sex what does that mean when you're
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that's when she walks out the bed she's like waddles trying to make you feel good
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shut up bitch i know my dick's not that big she was mad insecure also overcompensating during sex
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which ruined it and she even pulled up on one of the girls i fucked like only thrice i like how
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you put that thrice i only fucked her like thrice i've never heard that word used she pulled up on
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a girl you you yeah she's weird weirdo you said he pulled she pulled up on her and tried to slut
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shame her how would you deal with that situation oh nah she gotta go she gotta go now i bet she
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has a bomb ass pussy i can't even lie she probably has fire pussy crazy girl yeah overcompensating
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pussy like she's performing oh that must be fine but like she's crazy you got to get out of there
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she's trying to slut shame a bitch you used to fuck and you're not even with like that's that's
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you said she was really competitive yeah that's big crazy yeah what does that even mean like she's
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trying to be the best fuck he's had she's literally like trying to be top of the leaderboards of his
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body count you gotta nah that she probably has some bomb bombs that fucking the slurp slurp
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9,000, but it's not worth it. Your CS ratio,
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come to, the amount of times you had sex ratio for her?
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though. I can't lie. I want him to leave, but
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girl that you're telling me about. I do. Send me
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your ad. Nah, send me her Instagram so I can avoid her.
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of corona dating because here it's illegal to be outside after 9 p.m and there's this girl i like
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and she's definitely cool and all but i'm scared of being stuck in the relationship if corona is
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over in like four months or so and every girl is desperate and every girl is desperate so i think
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he's saying like if he gets put in a relationship then after four months the band's lifted and she
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just goes out and hoes and he's attached so yeah don't yeah i feel like you answered your own
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question yeah don't i guess you just really want a corona date like you just want someone to cuddle
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up with goes back to really do those zoom dates you know that people are like really zoom dating
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and shit it's not crazy like you set up a candle like one person oh like that yeah you put on a
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suit and tie nah at least you put it on a button down to go on zoom date like you're throwing on
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the fit to sit in your fucking living room and just chat shit people do that like that's really
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common this one's like a weird one i can't even answer this because i have zero experience with
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this this is like a new age dilemma for kids coming into school i'm going into my freshman
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year of college next year and all the shits looking to be online next semester coming as a
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guy who never dated in high school and was played hella hard she mooched free meals off me sophomore
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year how do i start approaching girls in college i feel like it's a lot more difficult right now as
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well because everything's online one specific thing i'm having trouble with so far is trying
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to be flirty i've been trying to talk to some girls i met in group chats but it's hard to try
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and find how to be flirty yeah i feel like i just come off as funny friend zone guy some kevin hart
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shit thanks if you read this that's tough it's a tough time to try to date in those situations
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can't even i can't even give like good advice on that yeah like how would you even flirt in the
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group chat like you're in class on zoom and you just kind of privately message her can you poke
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like like facebook back in the day i wish you could poke in in zoom the poking used to go hard
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but that'd be perfect for the for zoom classes right now or zoom group chats you ever had the
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poke wars some pokes leading to some pokes if you know what i mean i bet you texted girls like
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in a link suit costume a zelda costume get it going use the sword what would you do if your
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girl was sexually assaulted but she still wanted to keep the baby would you still be with her and
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raise that child whoa nah damn maybe shit right that's like shit she wasn't assaulted she was
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raped she was fully yeah she was raped she got impregnated and that's your girlfriend and now
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she's it's against her morals to abort i wouldn't want to raise that kid i don't think i could raise
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it properly bro yeah but it's just so fucked up like i wouldn't want to put it that's just so
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fucked up it's not it's not your responsibility to raise someone else's kid though that's just
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bottom line that's facts it's not your kid but it's not like her fault either it's her decision
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to keep it though it's her it's her decision to raise it and it's not your responsibility to raise
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it with her i just have like a special place in my heart for girls who get like assaulted like that
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yeah you would raise the kid i don't know bro i really can't just answer that because i have no
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idea i would i would coat hanger season bro i don't know that was a fucked up question i wish
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you didn't ask that this one just makes no sense blondes or latinas both wait what there's so many
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blonde latinas i feel like it's either blonde or brunette or like latina white girl black girl
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like why blondes or latinas yeah there's way latinas can be blonde a lot of them are you've
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never seen shakira before how do you feel when like you're on tinder this is even a question
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how do you feel like when you're on tinder and a girl messages you first that kind of like dubs it
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for me to be honest i like that a lot my ex-girl the girl that i met on the train she messaged me
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first it was a way to filter out because like you go through so many people on tinder that you end
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up never talking to and then when you just find the girls that have already messages like oh okay
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she's interested like this could i'm not gonna text her like get her snapchat and then she's
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just gonna leave me on red clearly she's interested wait that doesn't dub it for me at all i'm like
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happy one girl i love when girls make the first move i love i love it yeah i never really thought
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of it like that but it takes away so much of the pressure yeah i guess i guess you're like that you
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like to chase a lot but i don't know it just like speeds up the process a lot like let's get to the
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point you know you let you fuck with me you're cool let's do something about it you fuck with
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the five pictures i put up there yeah yeah let's do one more we're about to hit an hour how do you
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end the first date all right same way you end this podcast just dapper up good shit homie see you next
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