SHNEAKO - May 01, 2022


i got robbed.

Picking Up Girls with 1 Million Subs! Would you protect your girl if she got in a fight？

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

185.16

Word count

1,775

Sentence count

71

People

Also mentioned:
E.K. Shy E.K. Noodles Kyle Sneeko Steve Moose Colt

Harmful content

Toxicity

21

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

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Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, we talk about a lot of different things, but the main topic of discussion today is about DJ Khaled. We talk about his new album, his new music video, and more.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Why is it so, it's so eerie in here?
00:00:11.360 The way you ratting Colt out, shameful.
00:00:14.380 How'd I rat him out?
00:00:15.560 You were just like, oh, told him you were moving out.
00:00:17.480 Well, I mean, I was gonna hear regardless.
00:00:18.780 Ratting.
00:00:19.440 Bro, I don't care.
00:00:20.620 Like, it's only rat because you guys are afraid of information for some weird, like, who cares about the truth?
00:00:25.700 Why are you guys so afraid to say the truth?
00:00:27.340 You guys ratting about the truth?
00:00:29.160 Just say what's real your mom's house is oopsie. Don't say it. It's my real me fucking weirdos
00:00:35.180 I'm the fifth roommate. I'm uncle sneaker. What are you talking about? I'm uncle sneak 0.99
00:00:41.920 Instead of I thought about recording the view the lifestyle vloggers record themselves looking at the view so pensive
00:00:48.520 Look at me hugging my knees low-fi hip-hop beats wow the moon's so pretty
00:00:53.280 I love pretty cute things look how cute I am looking at stuff
00:00:59.160 I'm so cute looking at stuff. This is my lifestyle vlog with upbeat EDM music playing over it
00:01:04.860 And I'm here with my roommates and it's very not gonna get coffee and a little bit of food
00:01:09.720 And today's just like every day is a little bit different because I'm working on my merch and my life is really difficult
00:01:14.640 And I went to college and now I'm with my roommates and we don't really talk about anything
00:01:19.740 This is January ain't cool. Why lock up in a side nigga bought four times. You know today? 1.00
00:01:25.400 I was thinking I want to make a cooking video
00:01:27.400 oh i've been thinking that yeah like a really cute cooking video i'm gonna put on an apron and
00:01:32.300 it's gonna be that that youtube song the you know that song you know what song i'm talking about 0.87
00:01:40.000 what's to play it you know what i'm talking about what the fuck is he on about and then we're gonna 0.91
00:01:45.920 cook stuff and then we're gonna do a q and a and then i'm gonna talk about my merch for three 0.92
00:01:50.980 minutes at the end would you watch that i would watch that anything uh you want to say to me do
00:01:56.220 why there's there's nothing no updates in life or that's you know that we had
00:02:00.460 from there's nothing there's nothing you can think of what was the bet we had
00:02:15.960 some original bet I wasn't sure if we decided if it was like who hits a note
00:02:18.780 first but I think it was like no but we didn't make it because I think I had
00:02:23.520 like 150 000 more at the time for real and the stream like at 10 times it was at 999 and mass
00:02:29.520 unsubs every time if i get cancelled again it's highly likely i've lost 10 000 subs from many
00:02:34.480 videos yeah actually from the ukraine video from the cuties video from the um uh the we broke up
00:02:40.640 video you've never gotten unsubbed of course i've gotten unsubbed but like not by like thousands
00:02:46.560 what's the most you got less than a thousand for what you call like a mexican person the wrong word
00:02:51.680 i think i put you in the video oh my fault bro what up kyle you have never been in a video right
00:02:56.800 i've never been in a video how long have you known me high school so what year 2014 yeah 2014 when
00:03:02.640 we go to miami um that was 2015 something like that i saw my first titties with this guy right
00:03:08.400 here he showed me my first titties ever not his your yearbook comment is still the funniest what
00:03:13.040 i say in your yearbook i'll never forget that night at g5 thank you for that thank you for that
00:03:17.280 Well, the first time you're going to be in a video, where are we going today?
00:03:19.840 Shy E.K.
00:03:20.760 Shy E.K. is performing in Jersey.
00:03:22.180 You work at his label.
00:03:22.900 What do you do for his label?
00:03:24.280 A&R coordinator.
00:03:25.620 I've been trying to get Shy E.K. in a video for a minute.
00:03:27.360 I shouted him out on a vlog before, but I listen to his music every single day. 0.81
00:03:30.740 Am I dick riding right now? 0.99
00:03:31.640 Just tell me if that's dick riding. 1.00
00:03:32.760 Are you not dick riding? 1.00
00:03:33.840 I'm not dick riding. 0.99
00:03:34.540 I'm one of my children. 0.97
00:03:43.920 Yo, bro.
00:03:45.260 That sunset is really kind of beautiful, man.
00:03:47.280 What do you think about the sunset, Kyle?
00:03:49.280 It goes after the sand, man.
00:03:53.280 I bet you think it was a good looking, my guy. 0.99
00:03:58.280 Damn, man, what a great day to be at a concert. 0.98
00:04:00.280 Can I go through? I'm good. I'm good? 0.99
00:04:02.280 TJ, you go out, bro. You're not going to pat me down?
00:04:04.280 Nah, bro, let's go get on. 1.00
00:04:06.280 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:04:07.280 Bro, let's take his bag off. 1.00
00:04:08.280 Oh, my fault, my fault. Okay.
00:04:09.280 I thought we were good. What happened?
00:04:10.280 I'll pat you down, partner.
00:04:11.280 Wait, what?
00:04:12.280 We'll pat you down real quick, bro.
00:04:13.280 But, I mean, I got that fire on me, no security.
00:04:15.280 Look, you better put the fire, you better put it back in the car.
00:04:18.320 And guess what I snuck in?
00:04:19.740 My weed. 1.00
00:04:21.740 Idiots. 1.00
00:04:33.340 Holy shit, y'all. 1.00
00:04:34.220 Big fan, boo, bro. 1.00
00:04:35.740 Huh?
00:04:36.260 You called a YouTuber.
00:04:37.260 What up?
00:04:37.840 Yo, what's up, bro?
00:04:38.500 You called me Sneeko.
00:04:39.320 Sneeko?
00:04:39.840 Yeah, what's his name?
00:04:40.360 I'm Noodles, bro.
00:04:41.480 Noodles, I heard a lot about you.
00:04:42.740 Yo, bro, whatever you want to do, let's do it.
00:04:45.280 We're going to the vlogs after the show, Kyle. Are you excited to go to the vlogs?
00:04:48.620 Yeah!
00:05:15.280 I was wondering if this is the gayest sentence that has ever been uttered. 0.58
00:05:38.400 Can you repeat it one more time?
00:05:39.720 I'm an American spirit man myself.
00:05:41.140 Say it how you said it.
00:05:42.460 I'm an American spirit man myself.
00:05:43.940 No, you got to like twiddle your thumbs ago. I'm an American spirit man. Oh shut up. I did not do that
00:05:48.380 That's it. He went I'm an American spirit man myself. Oh, is that my my day them version of myself doing that?
00:05:54.620 That's the you you version of yourself
00:05:59.060 Oh, he is my new favorite artist, bro. I was cuz the height and cuz he was like saying I'm a dick rider cuz I 0.97
00:06:04.920 See I had to get that entrance thing for the vlog you have to enter the building on camera
00:06:17.280 because then you didn't really actually enter the building what's to your stance on Israel
00:06:20.880 versus Palestine are you pro-abortion or anti-abortion you should talk to this guy
00:06:27.780 he loves abortion it's 42 it's 39.99 yeah I give you 220 does 40 0.97
00:06:34.360 Can I get my change though?
00:06:36.360 You guys kind of owe me a penny though. You're gonna rob me. This establishment is gonna rob me
00:06:40.900 Vital what climbing gym is robbing me?
00:06:42.800 You don't know anything about climbing. He this guy knows way more about climbing than you
00:06:46.120 All right, you you don't have authority to tell me about climbing by the way. We saw really I think we've established that
00:06:53.380 Your chalk game is not on point. That's not gnarly
00:06:57.360 You're not a sender
00:07:00.100 You're not full send
00:07:01.960 What are the chances that Steve will do it inspires a race war between OTF and full send all the white boys go for full send 0.77
00:07:08.820 All the black kids for OTF one YouTube collab and perkyo 1.00
00:07:11.980 And now there's a race war that that could incite it milk boys are really getting involved in street beef 0.59
00:07:16.800 And I'm just saying who you sided with you go to the full send right you're fighting. You're going happy dad
00:07:21.360 I've been training my race 1000% I did not expect you to say that
00:07:29.360 i only could climb properly like when there's a camera on me when i'm alone i just give up
00:07:35.280 halfway for sure this one's difficult this is a step level look at these holes man
00:07:40.160 the this is the hardest one you're giving up before you even try jesus christ okay
00:07:48.160 right foot bottom yeah right foot there lean back and put the pressure on the right foot
00:07:53.920 and you want to have that one you want to have your arms long you got it you got the climber
00:07:57.760 hat on look at you nah the hat gives you climbing abilities that i don't have watch because you go
00:08:03.800 for that first one it's so rough wait can you explain to me why is this a good date spot because
00:08:08.180 it just clicked in my head and i'm mad that i never thought of it so it's a good date spot because
00:08:12.040 like pretty much like it's a thing girls don't do so it's like an actually interesting date that
00:08:15.320 they don't get asked for they actually don't do most of the climbing so you actually just end up
00:08:19.060 doing the majority of it but because i've climbed for a while i can do climbs that they 100% can't
00:08:24.580 do and they're like wow he's actually pretty fit and he can do this so you bring him here to sit
00:08:27.600 on a roof rooftop $40 beautiful view beautiful view they get you know a good couple pictures
00:08:32.140 uh-huh yeah but how much climbing are they doing 20 minutes worth of like a two-hour experience
00:08:36.480 20 minutes is a lot it's like 20 minutes of like they're not breaking a sweat the green ladder
00:08:41.120 they're like oh my god it's so high it's so high it's so high it's like meanwhile they're like can
00:08:44.760 you help me yeah can you help me i mean they're like here like can you like push me up i'm like
00:08:48.300 that defeats the whole purpose i'm so mad i didn't think of that that's can you help me go up i can
00:08:54.560 i'm scared oh dude it's it's like so romantic when you're on there in a top there like look
00:08:59.840 at the view of new york city how many dates have you brought here how many as i really thought
00:09:04.000 probably like five five is is plenty i don't know a lot of dates i got a lot of dates
00:09:10.560 i don't know i'm running down my eyes think i'm losing faith but god is always on time no he's
00:09:15.360 never late this epidemic had my mind in another place put some love into the world let it marinate
00:09:21.520 Yo, Moose, W climber right now, I'm three for four, that one first try, woo, you see that patient, saw the people falling, did you get it first try?
00:09:31.920 You guys aren't going to clap? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.