SHNEAKO - Picking Up Girls with 1 Million Subs!

00:00:00.000 there are so many people making minecraft videos why would anyone watch yours and this is so true

00:00:23.040 and people never get it through their head they think just because it's a game people will watch 0.92

00:00:27.380 them play it talk your shit you have to be entertaining the video has to be in good quality 0.93

00:00:31.280 yeah the commentary has got to be enjoyable it's got to be welcoming you have to have it 0.99

00:00:35.380 so that's an attractive video you gotta be quality bro since 2013 man it's not just merch bro that's 0.98

00:00:44.800 my life bro make 10 quality videos that take time b these fucking trolls bro now you got it you got 0.99

00:00:53.600 you got it you got it you got it i don't give a fuck bro you gotta be quality what i say 1.00

00:00:59.840 but your call of duty videos is trash bro since 2013 you're garbage bro step your game up look 0.99

00:01:05.760 where we at bro this was 100 subscriber advice for damn near a decade peep the date december 2013 1.00

00:01:15.360 it's 2022 oh my god bro suck my dick trolls bro i don't give a fuck you can't stop me bro 1.00

00:01:23.440 what else you got bro do it again do it 10 more times i don't give a fuck 1.00

00:01:28.320 we're not stopping i gotta work out i put a lot more effort in this video this guy's a jerk 1.00

00:01:35.340 one of two options you can either get better or get drop kicked this boy is hot shit 1.00

00:01:40.500 But he confident, he put his feelings out there 1.00

00:01:43.720 It's gotta be it, I'm for the lazy commentator

00:01:46.620 Go ahead and say it, I'm a hater

00:01:48.260 Give it up, yo, get it, you get dominated

00:01:50.900 There was a lot of haters from the beginning

00:01:52.860 Like, there was a lot of, like, I had a lot of racist people 0.99

00:01:55.100 Like, I was young, I was doing this shit from, I was like 0.98

00:01:57.180 Before I hit puberty, I was like squeaking in the mic 0.95

00:01:59.500 I was like learning about myself 0.99

00:02:01.000 Like, I really grew up, I really, my whole fucking life 0.99

00:02:03.860 Is on this channel, bro 0.92

00:02:05.200 And a lot of you are still here

00:02:06.640 A lot of you are still here, and you saw me grow up

00:02:09.460 like this is this is 2014 that's eight years ago that's how long i've been doing youtube like

00:02:15.500 most of my life now at this point most of my life has died like most of the time that i have

00:02:20.300 memories is on youtube is on this specific channel i haven't deleted it a lot of people 0.97

00:02:25.560 have like privated their old videos and shit i'm playing this shit from fucking eight years ago 0.99

00:02:29.340 i didn't delete it like there's a lot of shit that you like you could watch and like get 0.99

00:02:33.300 canceled for fuck it i'm keeping it all up because that's me this is the place that i learned how to 0.99

00:02:39.060 express myself this was a place like where i learned how to like get out of my shell 0.99

00:02:42.360 and having like the reception from like this is where i like i started feeling like i was

00:02:47.700 understood and this was the biggest dream like youtube i just started it because it was a way

00:02:52.440 to express myself to get to this point was just like like back then when i was making this video

00:02:57.360 if you told me i was gonna hit a million subscribers like i would not have believed you

00:03:02.980 it's it's literally documented proof i was like fucking out of my mind that 100 people subscribed 0.83

00:03:11.660 bro i was making advice on how to get to 100 subscribers that's how much it meant to me to 0.97

00:03:18.140 have my voice heard to say something and have people laugh and think and resonate and fuck with 0.92

00:03:23.860 me because i that's an incredible thing that youtube has allowed me to do 1.00

00:03:29.380 Nah, fuck it, bro. I'm counting it, bro. Congratulations. 1.00

00:03:37.200 No! Stop playing with this man!

00:03:40.780 Play this song! Stop playing with him!

00:03:42.060 Play this song! Stop playing!

00:03:43.640 I don't want to get copyrighted, bro. Fuck that shit. 1.00

00:03:45.640 I don't want to hear no music, bro. 1.00

00:03:47.360 I just want to look at this shit, bro. 1.00

00:03:51.160 I said toast motherfuckers come back next year with the whole fucking gang. 1.00

00:03:55.460 Ain't nobody in this town. 1.00

00:03:59.380 thank you chad man thank you for being here with me for this bro i love y'all bro

00:04:05.600 talk to him bro how you feeling what's it just to look like this it took a long time bro it 0.93

00:04:14.260 took a long time to look like this bro like i really i did that shit i really did it i did it 0.97

00:04:22.580 you did it you did it i'm looking at you i'm looking at i'm looking at me but i'm looking at 0.93

00:04:27.140 you but like like we did it but I did it but we did it but it happened and it's good and I can 0.96

00:04:33.880 nice fuck one mil I want 10 good morning everybody what's up hello you remember when I was saying 0.96

00:04:44.080 shit like oh I'm so happy to have a million subscribers it felt good it was a great like 0.99

00:04:47.640 four hours I got drunk last night and I woke up and um I don't have a million subscribers anymore 0.98

00:04:53.280 Part of me thinks that it's just the that counting website social counts or social blade whatever apart

00:04:57.740 That's also just a good chance. I'm just getting trolled right now. You're ready to see it go down

00:05:00.980 It's just gonna go down right in front of our eyes

00:05:03.660 Like I don't I don't get why I don't know what I hope it's I hope it's this is website

00:05:10.520 And then just kind of banking on that it is what it is

00:05:13.780 I basically hit it so I hit the thing but now it's really time to start stepping up

00:05:17.140 I had a lot of fun streaming last night. I really want to continue doing it

00:05:19.840 I'm not sure if I'm gonna start another channel or do it on Shiniko, but you'll see it

00:05:22.780 See right now is the moment I pretend and like I'd be a youtuber and I'm like yeah

00:05:25.980 And I'm just gonna keep working keep running. No after I stream last night

00:05:28.380 I went to the strip club and I spent around twelve hundred dollars. That was too much money

00:05:31.740 I thought I was like 500, but I was very drunk and then I checked my account

00:05:34.660 See but you're not supposed to say that as an influencer because you don't want to make it seem like like you're money hungry

00:05:38.720 Or you're greedy or like you don't want to show like

00:05:40.380 It's orbit an amount of monies that you're spending. Alright, but YouTube is different

00:05:44.500 I don't know which one's more trustworthy. This one's looking clean. This one's looking clean

00:05:48.320 I don't hate this if you were in the stream that I don't know

00:05:51.160 There was a lot of you who saw the number go up at 999 and then mass people spam unsubscribe

00:05:56.980 Those same people are still watching this video. I'm just I remember I'm not angry because what you do doesn't affect me

00:06:03.180 It didn't I don't I don't care. I don't care, but I know

00:06:07.120 With that shit again. Oh my god emotional moment. Oh my god. I can't believe it. I love you guys so much 1.00

00:06:21.160 I had a million on YouTube I have a million subscribers on YouTube so we call the street

00:06:26.520 Houston not Houston because New York is like we're just like a little different like that

00:06:31.100 we have our own pronunciations of words so it's Houston and Decatur not Decatur

00:06:36.360 orchard yes it's orchard no it's orchard it's an orchard man bro just wanted to say that

00:06:42.980 I appreciate you know I just had a million subscribers yesterday on God yeah dude just

00:06:46.780 Brody, bro. Where are you from?

00:06:48.880 Connecticut, New Haven. Look how disappointed he looks after I said that.

00:06:52.040 I didn't know what to say.

00:06:54.040 You say Connecticut, they go, oh, whatever.

00:06:56.040 Alright.

00:06:57.040 Bro, that's why I'm just gonna start saying Brooklyn, bro.

00:06:59.040 I was born in Brooklyn. I mean, I was born in Manhattan, but I grew up in Brooklyn.

00:07:02.540 I'm just gonna start saying Brooklyn, bro. Fuck Connecticut, man. 1.00

00:07:04.540 Lucy, you better put the shot, and you leave out a lot of the cinematic stuff. 1.00

00:07:16.780 hey he got the spin control

00:07:20.140 my girls are getting ready she's putting her outfit on now because i

00:07:27.040 got a very expensive hotel for tonight this thing called the plaza hotel um this i'm just

00:07:34.200 gonna spend a little bit of money don't think that i'm like spending all my i still need to

00:07:37.380 pay off my student loans from college like let's be honest i'm still paying that off let me enjoy

00:07:41.800 my one mil for a little bit all right i i went to this trip club last night i'm getting a fancy

00:07:46.560 hotel tonight and then i'm gonna throw one party and we're doing that's it that's it

00:07:50.920 now there's nothing i can do but like maybe run the light i don't know if i'm supposed to run the 0.97

00:07:57.220 light fuck it i'm running the light i have to run a light or else someone might die 0.99

00:08:03.660 it's just you just gotta weave so much shit bro 1.00

00:08:13.140 that's what having a girlfriend is is her you driving and then her yelling at cute stuff she 1.00

00:08:19.000 sees in the side oh my god an acai bowl gets a location figured out like you're there oh fuck 1.00

00:08:25.400 driving a match oh my god a doggie cute a cute little doggie dog a yogurt place do you think 0.99

00:08:32.800 trump stayed in our room before at the plaza hotel his hotel's probably nice to it but like

00:08:35.960 probably before he built it because he started building like 70s 80s when he got the ideas and 0.95

00:08:40.200 He was like building up his like villain arc like that's he was standing in the plaza hotel right in the pink room and shit 0.78

00:08:44.780 He's like I need to make a bigger hotel 0.98

00:08:47.280 Get me. Wow. I look so cute in here

00:08:50.460 This is a New York bucket list you look at how happy she is in the background 0.87

00:08:53.500 Oh, I see look at that sweet life in Zack and Cody elevator where when they open I swear to God

00:08:58.960 This is the nicest hotel like every time we've done these hotel reveals in the vlog. It's always ass bro 0.99

00:09:03.820 It's always ass look at them. They got fucking white people on the walls, bro 1.00

00:09:07.700 this is that look how elegant this is colonialism this is like the richness 1.00

00:09:13.460 I want are there more white people we're the rest of the white people 0.72

00:09:16.580 automatically can we steal it $9 for a coke $14 for M&Ms but $14 for M&Ms bro

00:09:31.220 like $14 used to feed a whole family bro oh it's here

00:09:36.460 Oh, it's here.

00:09:37.120 Look how tempting that is, too.

00:09:38.320 How are you going to put $14 M&Ms in?

00:09:39.980 We would have never opened that.

00:09:41.640 Like, oh, there's a microwave?

00:09:43.000 Wow.

00:09:43.440 And they give you a $50 credit, so you can't even drink half a bottle of wine before going

00:09:48.220 over the limit.

00:09:49.140 Ah.

00:09:50.900 You know what?

00:09:51.520 I hit a mil.

00:09:52.020 I might help myself do a couple things in a mini fridge, bro.

00:09:54.320 I have a couple M&Ms.

00:09:55.440 If I hit a mil, I could have a couple M&Ms. 0.79

00:09:57.360 I can't believe father didn't get me the present he said he was.

00:10:01.120 Sit down.

00:10:02.180 I heard you're from Maryland.

00:10:04.220 Been driving up since D.C.

00:10:05.660 What's a young lady like you doing in a place like this? 1.00

00:10:12.060 Boyfriend?

00:10:13.540 Sweetie

00:10:13.980 There's no boyfriend south of Mason Dixon

00:10:18.040 They're speaking French, that's how rich this place is 1.00

00:10:20.260 I can't even film in here 1.00

00:10:21.840 That's how fucking dope this place is 0.99

00:10:23.940 I can't film 0.99

00:10:24.760 Like this is me talking to you right now is against the rules

00:10:27.620 That's how fancy my restaurants are 1.00

00:10:29.500 You gotta stop fucking playing with me bro 0.99

00:10:31.500 Since we've been here, I haven't seen one other minority 1.00

00:10:34.760 it's so fancy just the black people are not even allowed here like you really need to come 1.00

00:10:39.700 don't blink my ghost 1.00

SHNEAKO - April 28, 2022

Picking Up Girls with 1 Million Subs!

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