SHNEAKO - My own subscribers trolled me out of 1 million subscribers.

00:00:00.000 Look at you right now.

00:00:00.840 I already feel alive, Garza.

00:00:01.600 You feel alive right now?

00:00:02.580 Nah, it makes me feel a lot better.

00:00:03.900 How do you feel? It makes you feel a lot better.

00:00:05.560 Why does it make you feel better?

00:00:07.340 Because it's not sober.

00:00:08.860 It's not sober?

00:00:10.920 Who the hell wants to be sober?

00:00:12.320 Nobody wants to be sober anymore.

00:00:13.600 That's why I'm fine.

00:00:14.980 Running up bands like Wall Street feds in my case, you call me Leo. 1.00

00:00:18.580 Damn, damn, man, shout my name. 1.00

00:00:20.400 What a shame, smell like Leo. 1.00

00:00:22.560 Been a long time since the yacht can actually say that I make up zero.

00:00:25.780 It's Dominican, bro.

00:00:26.760 Man, did you see that plot? 1.00

00:00:28.200 Bitch, come Sherlock, Leo. 1.00

00:00:29.340 but they're selling health insurance why are the health insurance lines the 0.99

00:00:33.540 longest at the fair bro that's the least fun thing here though one pump is five

00:00:39.300 dollars where did you get your training I actually know training tutorials

00:00:45.120 you can make two wishes give one for yourself I want to hit a million

00:00:49.380 subscribers by the end of the day you're not gonna die of tragedy or

00:00:52.320 sickness a lot of people have to take advantage of your kindness we just had a

00:00:58.620 conversation about that yesterday you are tired tired you're tired of i'm trying to move forward

00:01:04.220 and feel like you're going in the same place that's all i can tell you for a $5 special

00:01:08.220 what up oh would you make rap i'm a very good music artist can you spit something let's hear

00:01:14.540 it let's hear it but they call me bridge cuts away specialist dollar signs you know i'm just

00:01:19.500 chilling doing what i do penny all the way on my feet you see the pennies okay just came home did

00:01:25.020 10-year bit welcome home oh fresh on the beat man top of the morning

00:01:31.620 stretching my neck to stretch in and yarnin look on my iPhone everyone's

00:01:35.940 calling this your ball is what long my Sally turn on the telly in a ton of 1.00

00:01:41.820 jelly we can park Brooklyn off meet the boat listen what just bouncing flat push

00:01:50.040 app jimony jazz rocker muffins dollar signs dollar signs bro he had no reason to snap like that just

00:01:56.600 down bro we gotta link up because we can do professional jobs for sure bro i'm gonna post

00:02:02.440 this on youtube let's see if they with it i know they're gonna with it you gonna see the comments

00:02:05.320 yeah bro i even got um i'm on facebook rich cares rich cares on facebook for sure i did not expect

00:02:12.600 that i was i'm now i'm late i'm late my fault look at him waiting what up down bad podcast why

00:02:17.320 Why you took so long, bro?

00:02:18.400 Bro, there was just a Jamaican dude who just started rapping.

00:02:20.360 He was like, yo, I just came home for 10 years, bro.

00:02:22.120 You got to hear me rap, bro.

00:02:23.200 You got to hear me rap.

00:02:23.940 Okay, one song.

00:02:24.740 It turned into three songs, but my fault.

00:02:27.300 You always seem guilty.

00:02:28.060 Every time I see you with, like, a Gabe side hoe, it's like, you see, you have a little bit of guilty conscience. 1.00

00:02:32.720 This ain't no side hoe. 1.00

00:02:33.780 Potentially, you know, the second girlfriend. 0.99

00:02:36.000 The podcast with Fresh and Fit.

00:02:37.480 I feel like their advice is very one-dimensional, right? 0.99

00:02:41.140 It's just like, yo, make money, be a bunch of bag, and, you know, bitches come back. 1.00

00:02:47.320 that's the very like 2022 girl advice is like being an entrepreneur ceo everything but the 1.00

00:02:51.720 difference is everyone looks up to patrice everyone like in that sphere the difference

00:02:55.400 between someone like patrice and fresh and fit is patrice knew how to be funny and charming 0.90

00:02:59.240 these guys don't even they're not even showing that oh you need to charm women it's just like

00:03:03.400 if they if you have a lot of money they'll come to you and you'll have options so you're only

00:03:07.480 perpetuating shallow relationships there's no substantial relationship that you're going to

00:03:11.720 build by just no emotion absolutely none and it's like unfulfilling to me that's like an unfulfilling

00:03:17.640 relation unfulfilling life yeah it is but they're giving advice for men who need to get out of the 0.99

00:03:22.760 synth phase they're not giving advice about how to maintain relationships with your annoying ass 1.00

00:03:26.520 girl i don't know sometimes i feel like the people that watch them are also just like very hateful 0.98

00:03:30.440 towards women in life well there's a reason why i mean it's it's justified but do you really don't

00:03:36.200 think that they're trying to emasculate the world and take away what it means to be a man

00:03:39.320 a man in this day and age bro they're trying to live like kings in the modern age so yes they're

00:03:47.860 trying to take away the essence of a man and i think in this day and age the definition has

00:03:52.780 you know shifted has moved away now there's no more people don't even want to assign gender roles

00:03:57.540 anymore people are they think it's unfair the power that men and women have like so they're 1.00

00:04:01.880 trying to take it away now everything is equal now you have shit like trans inmates impregnating 1.00

00:04:06.040 two girls in the female prison because there's a trans guy in there. 1.00

00:04:09.080 And the men are destroying every single category in the Olympics

00:04:11.860 because of trans men competing as women. 1.00

00:04:14.280 This shit's bullshit. 1.00

00:04:15.220 We're trying to act like there's a difference between gender and sex 1.00

00:04:17.660 when obviously there's none.

00:04:20.840 You're born a man or you're born a woman. 0.98

00:04:22.460 You can dress up and do whatever pronouns you want.

00:04:24.920 But it is what it is, man.

00:04:26.380 Like, men and women are different, and it's not going to change.

00:04:29.320 Word.

00:04:30.420 You don't agree?

00:04:31.540 So, yeah, they're built different, bro.

00:04:33.540 So you do agree?

00:04:34.820 Yeah, I agree.

00:04:36.040 That's what they call you know how many times I've been called an abuser harasser incel bully like just just asking questions

00:04:42.040 Just being myself just be who I am you know how many I've dealt with Predator

00:04:46.300 I've been sued for everything at the beginning of one of your videos. She's like

00:04:51.640 She said you're bullying and abusing me would that have been said to a woman or a gay man 0.91

00:04:55.860 Would she ever say you're bullying and abusing me to a woman? 1.00

00:04:59.560 I think it's also your demeanor sometimes my demeanor as a

00:05:03.040 as a straight man.

00:05:05.200 I'm not gonna lie, in that like video,

00:05:08.720 I think she was totally out of pocket 0.98

00:05:10.860 for saying some shit like that, 0.99

00:05:12.160 cause I think you almost came off pretty nicely. 0.99

00:05:14.520 I was being respectful to her.

00:05:15.780 But sometimes, bro, sometimes the way you come off

00:05:19.620 is a little aggressive.

00:05:21.240 So what, bro?

00:05:22.600 People don't know how to deal with a little aggressiveness,

00:05:24.940 a little abrasiveness.

00:05:26.220 If you can't handle that,

00:05:27.240 then like you're not ready for conversations.

00:05:29.640 They sat down for the conversation.

00:05:30.980 They can leave whatever they want.

00:05:32.840 When do I ever like just show up and start berating people?

00:05:35.740 Even then, you guys consider aggressiveness asking straightforward questions and not catering to your feelings. 0.94

00:05:41.260 Everyone nowadays is so used to having conversations where you validate the bullshit that they're saying instead of challenging it.

00:05:46.620 So a lot of people think challenging is being aggressive when I'm just trying to have an honest conversation. 0.95

00:05:51.800 No, I don't think that's true.

00:05:52.700 I think people should learn to agree to disagree.

00:05:57.240 Nowadays, they think that you're harassing or attacking them if you disagree.

00:06:00.640 If their opinion, if they don't feel validated, like, my beliefs, if they don't feel that, then you're like, huh, you, you, it's okay that I don't agree with you.

00:06:11.060 It's okay, you'll be, you'll be fine. 0.98

00:06:13.060 So that's why I hate women, basically. 1.00

00:06:14.440 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:06:15.280 Right, we can agree to disagree, but your opinion is wrong and mine's right.

00:06:18.620 Well, no, because there's no right or wrong opinion.

00:06:20.840 Mine is the right one.

00:06:22.060 No, no, no, no, no, yours is just an opinion.

00:06:24.640 The fact is, women are just wrong. 1.00

00:06:26.920 You can't it's just no dispute. What are they right about? Oh, they are okay

00:06:35.080 Oh, you know do this. Well, what do you mean when I get this? We're here to do a podcast

00:06:41.380 You gonna avoid a conversation on a podcast

00:06:46.980 People can't even say what they really think because it's like even the question answering a question is no matter what you're gonna get

00:06:56.920 side telecom bro that's my that's what it gets like love for my bros that's rendering the patreon

00:07:03.480 two-hour version right now hey packaging quality stuff it's a little late um i won't go into details

00:07:09.800 about why it was just a little late you know sometimes people you give them your computer

00:07:14.760 and if you're logged into instagram you know you could do that instead of go to shopify it's fine

00:07:19.400 you want to go to staten island maybe you'll see pete davison your best friend yeah you know how

00:07:23.560 how naive she was like she saw pictures of Pete Davidson and Kim K when Kim K first started being

00:07:27.880 a thot and cheating on her husband and you know what she was like yeah this is naive women she 1.00

00:07:32.100 was like they're just friends no I don't even think they're just friends they're just hanging

00:07:36.220 out at the beach together Pete Davidson and Kim K just like each other for their company what would 0.99

00:07:41.120 Kim K talk about that's more interesting than sex what the fuck is Kim Kardashian gonna talk about 1.00

00:07:45.580 her life like it's not already documented for 15 season in a show like there's nothing she can say 0.99

00:07:51.020 that we don't know just remember if you let your girlfriend go on your laptop sign out of Instagram

00:07:56.160 okay fine you know what you know what she says it's not fair because no I did look through her

00:08:00.020 phone before that's fair I have looked through her phone I'm admitting it right on camera did

00:08:05.040 I get mad about anything I saw on your phone I found things you know why because it does not

00:08:11.300 make any sense men know this it doesn't you cannot bring it up we do it for ourselves 0.99

00:08:15.320 Not as a vindictive reason I even if I did I would not have said shit men. Don't come on, bro 0.99

00:08:21.100 We know better you snoop for us, bro

00:08:23.300 You got a backup game, man. I'm 25 going to parties, bro. You got your party fit on

00:08:27.380 Oh, you got the merch. Okay, so you say yeah

00:08:31.280 Business trip yeah, this is true write this shit off, bro 1.00

00:08:34.960 That's what happens when you turn 25 you got to start networking instead of partying so that you don't feel like you're a loser 1.00

00:08:39.720 Shorts to a party. I don't care about them. This is what you get. Give me my worst

00:08:43.820 So you just get a dress like shit so that they don't deserve you so you don't eat you're not even gonna be likable 1.00

00:08:55.520 You look more like a predator, but you look like a pedophile try to hide him with the kids, bro 1.00

00:08:59.560 I'm just at soccer practice now. I'm 29 my game two clocks 0.99

00:09:04.120 I'm on the left side of my crotch one on the right. I need to get a mortgage and shit, man 1.00

00:09:07.720 So Youngville and Don Louie are dropping their album 0.99

00:09:11.140 And I'm going to the album release party

00:09:13.780 A.K.A. a house party at the college I used to go to

00:09:16.720 Before I dropped out after two years

00:09:18.260 Quick little plug, I'll give you that 1.00

00:09:20.060 It's going to be all platforms for me

00:09:22.940 Youngville, you know what I'm saying

00:09:24.040 That I'll be waiting for a year 1.00

00:09:37.720 White bitches smoke my dick, it's a vape now 1.00

00:09:40.760 College party and you know that she go way down 1.00

00:09:43.620 She go way down, sucking on my dick 1.00

00:09:46.460 I don't fuck unless she pullin' up to feel the click 1.00

00:09:49.320 This is that, the Musa B-roll of Long Island, New York 1.00

00:09:53.800 And a call for the female pole, ah 0.99

00:09:55.720 And a feckum, peckum, peckum, peckum

00:09:57.000 Yeah, it's like that, right?

00:09:58.180 Do your UK drill real quick

00:09:59.380 Got some crumpets in peckum 1.00

00:10:01.920 And I shank you with a knife 0.98

00:10:03.960 And you pull with the shank and the peckum 0.99

00:10:05.540 The spot is lit, right?

00:10:07.720 Nah, ain't nobody here, yeah, bro.

00:10:10.520 Mom, because you didn't come pick us up. 0.98

00:10:12.420 I'm supposed to come pick that niggas up. 1.00

00:10:14.900 Bro, what the fuck? Stop recording, nigga. 1.00

00:10:17.460 This is what I mean when I say I'm getting too old for this fucking shit, bro. 1.00

00:10:21.900 Too old for this fucking shit. 1.00

00:10:23.360 Sometimes, like, you gotta grow up, bro. 1.00

00:10:26.440 You should be trying to love you.

00:10:28.540 You should be trying to love you so much.

00:10:31.620 You should be doing better things with your time.

00:10:33.980 Yeah, bro.

00:10:34.560 Bro, you just came for like, what?

00:10:36.440 Two minutes, bro. 1.00

00:10:37.200 Tripping over shit. I know it's time. So it's time to turn up yet. Yes. All right. Then let's turn up then 1.00

00:10:55.920 Nowadays where my life's feeling extra real comes naturally and full of sex appeal my family doing I'm too old for this shit, bro 1.00

00:11:02.960 Pushed in 9-11 pushed in 9-11 pushed in 9-11 the Jews did nine Jews are they're good but 1.00

00:11:16.340 I don't have anything to say about the Jews I I I one time pooped my pants in fifth grade

00:11:21.820 and didn't tell the teacher and I cleaned it up by myself and the coach never knew

00:11:26.080 but he had to clean the field hockey uniform because I pooped in it this is your chance

00:11:30.740 get it out but did i get mad about it did i bring it up no did i make it a problem no

00:11:41.220 did she make it a problem when she looked through my phone yeah that's maturity snoop

00:11:47.140 and keep it a secret

SHNEAKO - April 25, 2022

My own subscribers trolled me out of 1 million subscribers.

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