SHNEAKO - I met this girl one year ago today.

00:00:00.000 No days up, no days up, no days up

00:00:05.160 Yo, the first and the very last one at the gym

00:00:08.180 Spark man at the ring

00:00:09.880 Say I'm just starting, I beg your pardon

00:00:11.620 You can't feel the past one, I'm Mr. Freak

00:00:13.300 What's up, what's up

00:00:14.720 Oh my god, bro

00:00:17.240 I'm calling you though

00:00:19.380 What's up, what's up

00:00:21.420 Where you gonna go, where you gonna go

00:00:23.400 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

00:00:25.280 You're breaking everything

00:00:26.160 I literally just scared the shit out of her

00:00:28.640 literally scared the shit out of her yeah I didn't I didn't expect that the

00:00:32.820 real question is why are you running down on my dog are you running down watching a

00:00:35.900 dog why are you running down my dog point out that this is the longest that

00:00:41.260 Cass has ever had a bitch stay at the crib is this bitch yeah actually it's a

00:00:46.040 bad thing right now I'm just focusing on myself and self-growth so I really just

00:00:51.360 been dabbling with crystals no girls okay it's our one-year anniversary

00:00:56.760 One clip before I came up to you before Maria came up to me, and what were you doing?

00:01:06.620 Just hanging out with the man who wanted to paint her naked. Oh, yeah, I'm just I'm an artist. I'm going to paint you

00:01:11.420 Oh, yeah, you can paint me. Yeah, what up Ryan leader

00:01:15.500 The plunge on what you took how was that you meet Joe? Yeah

00:01:23.180 Yes, how was the DMT?

00:01:26.540 No, I've never done DMT.

00:01:28.140 I never did it.

00:01:28.680 And I never thought I'd do it.

00:01:29.740 And I just fucking did it.

00:01:31.620 Did you see your relatives or something?

00:01:33.920 No.

00:01:34.840 Like, I'm not a very spiritual person.

00:01:38.300 But that was like, yeah.

00:01:40.580 Like, time was deleted.

00:01:41.820 I was deleted.

00:01:42.580 Everything was, like, gone.

00:01:43.720 So weird.

00:01:44.560 But it only lasted, like, 15 minutes, right?

00:01:45.920 I was gone for, like, 30 seconds since.

00:01:48.840 But, like, when I was, like, in that, like, when I was in the trip, like, it was, like,

00:01:52.760 there was no time.

00:01:54.200 Like, I don't know.

00:01:55.000 It was weird.

00:01:56.180 Walking around Manhattan with the girl is just a series of finding different places to pee every 20 minutes

00:02:01.480 Because she can't use the wall

00:02:02.720 Alright, quick fit check, Maria, get me real quick

00:02:05.580 Get me real quick

00:02:06.300 See how I'm stepping all winter, you feel what I'm saying?

00:02:15.840 It's saying cozy, feeling one

00:02:17.340 Yeah, yeah, all that

00:02:19.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:02:20.760 Okay, okay, okay, okay, young SK, you feel me?

00:02:26.820 Bro, bro's taking some packs, so bro don't know why he's taking that risk.

00:02:30.420 It's 3 to 5 if he gets caught, and it's all because he wants bust down on the wrist.

00:02:34.420 I told her no more flips, and I done more kicks on the football pitch.

00:02:38.260 My sweet one said she want kicks, but she won't see it coming when I'm not on her lips.

00:02:42.100 Man, I just brought in a CPAC, if it's Fez, do you know he got a dip?

00:02:45.840 Marathons are tough, 26 miles.

00:02:49.680 It's a long way.

00:02:50.760 yeah they're slow 26 miles i got this i did the whole thing

00:02:57.000 26 miles you feel what i'm saying i'm feeling great it was a lot of preparation a lot of

00:03:10.280 determination i did a marathon i finally did it i'm proud of myself my knees are a little tired

00:03:14.920 but the honest truth is if you stick in there and if you believe it you can really manifest

00:03:18.480 anything it's a law of attraction thank you i appreciate you sticking with me through this

00:03:21.520 journey why yo they're the reason that there's traffic

00:03:35.600 wow that's a strike that's that's a strike for show gosh she's gonna miss she's gonna miss

00:03:41.840 that was a gutter I don't know if you can see it but I told you oh my god how

00:03:51.200 is that possible bro with the cameras crazy

00:04:11.840 We gotta go. I still have two more turns. I still think I'm gonna win.

00:04:19.360 I'm not laughing. I'm gonna say go. Yeah, you got it. Come on, bro. Let's go. Yeah, yeah.

00:04:23.860 Okay. Yeah.

00:04:27.180 Light work, baby. Yo, Dominicans, you gotta stick to baseball. That shit was light.

00:04:33.840 I had two more turns. I'm still beating everybody, bro.

00:04:36.380 Dominicans can't bowl. It is what it is. Just Dominicans can't bowl.

00:04:39.620 Stepping out like we're making a statement.

00:04:41.520 and you were at the Al's at El Molino.

00:04:44.320 Man, it's an anniversary date, man.

00:04:48.980 Hey guys, it's our anniversary.

00:04:51.580 We met one year ago, today,

00:04:55.820 and a sun on his face.

00:05:00.220 The dinner was great, it was only $3,000,

00:05:03.500 and then we'll go there again.

00:05:04.640 This is where we first met.

00:05:06.160 Corny ass Washington Square Park.

00:05:08.080 I was parked up on the corner waiting to pick her up

00:05:09.920 and bring her to a party.

00:05:10.960 Where are you? Where are you?

00:05:12.700 I'm like, I'm on the corner.

00:05:13.940 Walk to the corner.

00:05:14.640 I don't see you.

00:05:15.920 I'm like, this bitch is fucking retarded.

00:05:17.420 I'm trying to get some pussy though.

00:05:18.400 So I'm like, relax, relax, relax, relax.

00:05:21.460 I'm on the corner.

00:05:22.120 I'm waiting for you.

00:05:22.680 I'm waiting for you.

00:05:23.240 Yo, should I go?

00:05:23.820 Should I go?

00:05:24.280 I check her Instagram.

00:05:25.040 Yo, she kind of bat.

00:05:26.080 Right there on the fucking corner.

00:05:27.400 Everybody saw me.

00:05:28.720 You can see it in the vlog.

00:05:29.640 Ten people came up to me in five seconds

00:05:31.280 because I'm on the corner loud as fuck.

00:05:33.160 Where are you?

00:05:34.000 I don't see you.

00:05:35.580 You know you got to jump in, right?

00:05:37.180 No.

00:05:37.420 Like, you know you have to jump in because it's...

00:05:39.740 go go and poor me simp ass me was standing off to the side vlog you're not

00:05:48.380 even aware that my fucking wife was doing that

00:05:52.880 and I was like wait is that the youtuber and then my phone is like what yeah I'm

00:06:03.980 speak yo what's up let me get your number what you want to do

00:06:08.120 and then i walk away and i'm on the phone with my ex-boyfriend god damn painted naked ex-boyfriend

00:06:15.520 can you relax like i'm trying to how many men and then you run after me and then you're like

00:06:20.640 what's your instagram i'm going to a party later maybe you can come with me let me get your number

00:06:26.420 too

00:06:26.780 you gotta get that number to make sure it's real like instagram that's one level

00:06:33.160 The number is like, yeah, let me get your number.

00:06:37.080 I gave him my number.

00:06:38.560 And then we fell in love.

00:06:40.200 Okay.

00:06:41.360 Okay.

00:06:42.400 We're here.

00:06:43.900 We're here now, so.

00:06:45.060 Okay, jump in the fountain then.

00:06:47.080 Yeah, jump that cone real quick.

00:06:57.160 Got it, got it, got it, got it.

00:07:03.160 Tracy

00:07:09.000 Morning I got a shoot

00:07:11.240 From 1030 to 5 I'm gonna be late

00:07:14.060 But I'm getting

00:07:16.060 2500 just to fucking show up and take pictures bro, so it is what it is quick little bag on a Saturday

00:07:22.040 Rolling loud was been on weekend. I'm not gonna go today. I have different plans for tonight. I'm going to this

00:07:26.700 I'm going to a sex party. Yeah

00:07:28.700 that's all i'm gonna say about that tired it's been a long weekend of partying and working at

00:07:34.700 the same time was on stage yesterday look at me bro i skipped for cardi because cardi came to

00:07:40.040 brooklyn two years ago some shit like that and did three songs and left and like all he does is

00:07:44.540 like i just don't want to hear you make bird calls bro i want to see people perform music and it's

00:07:50.780 just like a listening you play the aux of his song and then just go shit one two let's go like bro

00:07:57.860 this shit is whack and like even have uzi come up and all he did was just be cute for a little bit

00:08:03.220 like you're not this is supposed to be a concert this shit is fucking corny it's all clout like

00:08:07.700 whoa look who is on stage now that's a famous person all right bro can you make music the

00:08:15.320 selling point of rolling loud is that look how many famous people there are look how many rappers

00:08:19.640 there but they don't fucking have talent they do but they don't like they don't they do but they

00:08:25.520 don't they don't want performing talent 95 of the headliners don't so i'm just i'm yeah and now

00:08:31.720 that i had a now that i've been on stage uh i hate that feeling because now now that i'm on stage i

00:08:36.340 was thinking like damn it's gonna not be as fun right like after you were on stage it's like it's

00:08:41.240 just slightly worse being in the crowd it is what it is it's not like i'm too cool for it but

00:08:45.160 you raise the bar and maybe like being in the crowd is fun when you're 18 and you want to jump

00:08:50.060 around in a mosh pit and have the backpack with little tubes and you could just four loco

00:08:54.420 whoa but it's like i'm grown bro it's just corny if i'm here not making money it's a little bit

00:09:02.120 corny so now that i've been on stage it's like i can't i can't be 18 and jumping around in the

00:09:08.140 mosh pit no more it's not as so that's why i'm on a weekend going to a shoot let's get to work

00:09:15.020 late as fuck i don't know where i'm going i'm getting scenic shots let me chill out and i

00:09:22.780 I gotta poop and eat.

00:09:24.080 I really hope there's food.

00:09:25.080 I had no time to get breakfast.

00:09:27.460 I kinda like this life, though.

00:09:28.700 When you're busy all the time,

00:09:30.220 you're always doing some stupid shit,

00:09:31.720 then you have no time to think about how sad you are.

00:09:33.800 Fashion people in New York are obsessed

00:09:35.920 with filming in fuckin' worn-out warehouses

00:09:38.260 with spiderwebs, I don't know why.

00:09:42.120 I'm like the textbook definition of a pretty boy.

00:09:44.820 Oh, I do remember that.

00:09:45.740 Yeah.

00:09:47.420 Hey guys, good morning.

00:09:49.200 Makeup time.

00:09:50.060 Wow.

00:09:51.840 Neat.

00:09:52.560 Understand how they always like get weird about cameras at a place where there's just fucking cameras on me all day like they're like

00:09:58.380 Oh, you're shooting me all day long. I can't film you for one second. Let me work, too

00:10:02.460 You feel me bro. It's literally a photo shoot like why are you filming? Why are you filming?

00:10:06.420 Cuz I'm bored, bro. I'm done. Oh, you can't post it till November dude the dude because the clothes are being like anybody who

00:10:11.940 Watched my vlogs like how much of overlap is like people watching my videos and the people are gonna shop in that fucking thing

00:10:16.220 Okay, I can post a video. It's fine. You can't post it until because of the collection. Shut up

00:10:20.040 i'm done it took a while it's like an hour and a half over schedule it's fine i made 2500 for that

00:10:24.200 and i just talked to the fucking assistant stylist she was there for the same amount of time working

00:10:28.360 on me all day long she's making 150 dollars what but if a girl did the same exact job she's making

00:10:33.880 6 000 so just none of this makes sense is the point we out of here quick bag on a saturday

00:10:39.880 i like that now i can go have fun get a party without a little with that comp

00:10:43.320 shit like the other day i came back from rolling loud i went to the casino the whole time i'm saying

00:10:47.000 i'm wearing my red glasses it's gonna hit red it's gonna hit red i put 500 on red i hit it

00:10:51.160 in and out of the casino it's all i did she's my morning star always turning heads when she's

00:10:55.880 walking past talk to dark scared and lost in her eyes like a haunted park she's my morning star

00:11:01.880 always turning heads when she walking past talk to dark scared and lost in her eyes like a haunted

00:11:06.760 She's my morning star

SHNEAKO - November 09, 2021

I met this girl one year ago today.

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