SHNEAKO - November 17, 2021


Hand Delivering Merch in the Trenches

I met this girl one year ago today. I Don't Care About Anything Anymore

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

153.35

Word count

1,351

Sentence count

94

People

Also mentioned:
Kelly Wicasso Dankeschön Sneeko Crocs Nasty Williamsburg Ashley Maria Mike Mimi

Harmful content

Misogyny

9

sentences flagged

Toxicity

36

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

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Summary

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Sneak peek into the life of a college dropout, and how he got caught up in the madness that is college life in New York City. He talks about how he almost got into trouble with the law, how he met his future wife, and what it's like to be a part of the New Haven gang.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 oh
00:00:02.000 college dropout welcome to my graduation
00:00:04.000 late to registration
00:00:06.000 knew that i'll be famous wrote my signature a hundred times
00:00:08.000 all in my panel stuck inside my mind
00:00:10.000 okay i got a bucket hat
00:00:12.000 oh that's cute
00:00:14.000 is it two-way?
00:00:16.000 yes it is two-way i like the white better
00:00:18.000 yeah 1.00
00:00:20.000 yo so they sell all types of shit 1.00
00:00:22.000 is this a drink drink? oh this is a white cloth 1.00
00:00:24.000 oh my gosh and a lighter
00:00:26.000 bro i'm trying to be sober
00:00:28.000 Like coat baggies, alcohol, and a lighter.
00:00:30.580 Oh my god, and a tote.
00:00:32.140 Yeah, it's a purse.
00:00:36.700 Yeah.
00:00:37.740 You ready to go?
00:00:38.740 Just going to do a little shopping.
00:00:41.060 Need to go to the mailbox.
00:00:44.780 Send me stuff to my P.O. box.
00:00:46.180 Look, look at that.
00:00:46.840 He gets free advertising.
00:00:47.740 I get a free drink.
00:00:48.460 P.O. box 237.
00:00:49.360 New York P.O.
00:00:49.880 Like room 237.
00:00:50.880 It's better than White Claw.
00:00:52.580 Anything is better than White Claw.
00:00:54.060 No, this is that better than White Claw. 1.00
00:00:55.240 Enjoy the free shit. 1.00
00:00:56.560 New Haven gang going strong oh yeah it's gluten-free so it's the gluten-free for 1.00
00:01:14.180 me it's giving gluten-free them times I have shit he thought I did 0.99
00:01:20.580 go straight in the whip accelerate it trying to discard on a kid that's why 0.98
00:01:24.440 I don't just yell I am I tried to finesse my things might just stop once
00:01:28.420 you step watch my shoulder fling the giant fish are the more the youth began
00:01:33.260 to notice his own lack of freedom did you have any time to think about what
00:01:37.460 freedom is someone got me going to the projects to deliver some merch PC 0.94
00:01:42.180 the elevators and shit. 0.67
00:01:52.180 That's so nice of you. 0.98
00:01:57.180 Yo, I got the sneaker cut and everything.
00:01:59.180 You did?
00:02:00.180 You only got the eyebrows slit though.
00:02:01.180 Nah, nah, that's too hard.
00:02:02.180 Let me see the fade, let me see the fade.
00:02:05.180 Okay, okay.
00:02:06.180 It can be a little pointier at the...
00:02:08.180 Nah, nah, I like a square, I like a square.
00:02:09.180 What you up to today?
00:02:10.180 You got your toes out and everything
00:02:13.180 What you doing right now?
00:02:15.180 Nothing
00:02:16.180 Crocs 0.99
00:02:17.180 Nasty ass toes 1.00
00:02:19.180 What a good surprise 1.00
00:02:21.180 You gotta turn around
00:02:22.180 You gotta look quick to be sick?
00:02:23.180 Yeah, not bad, that's hard
00:02:25.180 Wow
00:02:26.180 Imagine I bought the wrong size, wrong hoodie
00:02:29.180 Nah, yeah that's hard
00:02:30.180 It really looks good, it's a nice looking hoodie
00:02:32.180 Wow, thanks for the delivery
00:02:34.180 Like and comment
00:02:36.180 Bye, nice to meet you
00:02:37.180 But there's always a hint of piss in project elevators. There's a hint of piss in here. It smells like a port-a-potty
00:02:47.840 I'm here Rockefeller Center cuz Kelly will cost so wants to go ice skating. He just moved here
00:02:52.000 He thinks it's sweet, but the fight's still gonna happen 0.98
00:02:54.040 But you know right now we're gonna go ice skating and shit and then hold hands and then we're gonna get married 0.77
00:02:59.600 Where would Kelly will cost up be right now? 0.93
00:03:01.600 I was supposed to be here 25 minutes ago, but I feel like he's late to it
00:03:04.760 He really thinks that I forgot about the fight, but I've been training. I've been sparring like twice a week, and I've been going I'm going again today
00:03:11.640 Yo, where you at?
00:03:13.640 I see you're straight ahead of me. Straight ahead. Look straight ahead.
00:03:15.640 I thought your head was gonna be bigger.
00:03:17.640 You got vanilla latte. Is this Starbucks, too?
00:03:19.640 Cold brew. Pumpkin cold brew.
00:03:21.320 Pumpkin spice lattes. Try it. Try it. 0.87
00:03:23.320 Pumpkin spice lattes at Rockefeller Center.
00:03:26.280 You know what? You know her house name?
00:03:28.280 No. It's called your mom's house.
00:03:30.280 Why that?
00:03:31.320 One of our roommates, her name's your mom Ashley. 0.98
00:03:33.320 And it's funny, he's like, where are you going?
00:03:35.320 I'm going to your mom's house.
00:03:39.320 If anyone takes the fisheye lens, they're just going to be like,
00:03:41.320 Yo, you're copying Sneeko, you're copying Sneeko.
00:03:49.320 Put a smile on your face, right? Look at you giggling in the backseat.
00:03:51.320 He went fast.
00:03:55.320 How are you?
00:03:57.320 Unicycle?
00:03:58.320 I heard you got a little accident. What happened?
00:04:00.320 That was a while ago.
00:04:01.320 three blue circle at your mom's house sorry am i gonna have a sleepover here usually like when
00:04:06.800 there's a conversation happening the cameraman like pans around other people talking but it's
00:04:10.720 just going directly in my eyeball wow elliot that's impressive thank you daddy sneko's turn
00:04:17.940 um everyone here does the 50 yard dash from door to door so i hold the record right now
00:04:23.720 It's six seconds, so yeah
00:04:35.060 That's pretty good
00:04:37.060 I don't know Mike
00:04:39.060 I started slowing down. I thought the mattress is over here. I didn't know that and was I have to hit the mattress
00:04:51.720 Shit 1.00
00:04:53.720 Let's go 1.00
00:05:23.720 What is it?
00:05:27.100 Sorry!
00:05:31.500 Can you help with that box? 0.99
00:05:33.360 It was heavy as fuck. 0.99
00:05:49.980 So babe, who do you think is going to win 0.99
00:05:51.460 in a fight Kelly Wicasso and me?
00:05:53.720 Kelly, I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:05:55.480 The fuck off. 1.00
00:05:56.100 I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:05:56.720 The fuck off. 1.00
00:05:57.600 Musa, blur her face in every vlog from now on. 1.00
00:05:59.780 She's clipped.
00:06:00.540 Yeah, this does look kind of Black Mirror-y.
00:06:02.480 I was going to, Maria said it first, though.
00:06:04.140 How's my form?
00:06:05.580 You're leaning.
00:06:06.880 Maybe you have to lean. 1.00
00:06:08.220 What are you doing if I slapped your girl's ass right now? 1.00
00:06:10.400 What are you going to do about it? 1.00
00:06:13.360 She said she let my hair cook. 0.95
00:06:16.460 I said I'd like to stare at butts. 0.66
00:06:21.220 I had to hide in my digits. 0.96
00:06:22.440 I had to do it.
00:06:23.320 Oh
00:06:38.560 Your morning everybody I'm about to do the youtuber thing where I hand deliver merch
00:06:42.880 There's two people that order something Manhattan. I hope you're not a church. I hope you're not weird
00:06:47.460 I hope it's not your grandma answering the door
00:06:50.120 It would be cute, but I want to have to talk I don't want 0.99
00:06:53.320 Fucking veterans had to have their day 1.00
00:06:55.320 on the day that we wanted to ship it out. 1.00
00:07:00.320 Dankeschön?
00:07:01.320 Dankeschön. Williamsburg
00:07:03.320 is straight up Israel in some parts.
00:07:05.320 Gotta learn Yiddish though. And Spanish.
00:07:07.320 I'm not a huge fan of Manhattan.
00:07:09.320 Harlem is cool. And the Lower
00:07:11.320 East Side, East Village is cool. And like
00:07:13.320 three blocks in West Village. But other than that, Midtown
00:07:15.320 just go away. 0.98
00:07:20.320 I love New York because for breakfast I had
00:07:22.320 spaghetti from a Dominican deli then I dropped off my packages at the Jewish 1.00
00:07:27.720 post office then I dropped off my merch to an Indian family and now I'm here
00:07:34.140 eating from a Filipino diner all in the same neighborhood when I was talking
00:07:38.820 about the diversity I said an Indian family the guy's Bangladesh she messed me 1.00
00:07:42.940 up because she's never even heard of Bangladesh before that's different
00:07:45.780 countries different country okay yeah she has she's cultured wait so she paid 1.00
00:07:49.880 someone pay for my check I don't have to pay do I have to tip you I'm not up to
00:07:59.140 you okay so you think I you think I still got a tip but I feel like if she's
00:08:04.940 paying for me she probably tips well yeah no she's some some lady next to the 1.00
00:08:09.440 lady said nice was paid yeah yeah cuz I'm cute like she gave me a number too I 1.00
00:08:16.520 I hope you don't mind.
00:08:17.360 Really?
00:08:17.880 Yeah.
00:08:18.600 She said Mimi at her room.
00:08:20.580 I think what it was, I think that lady just heard my conversation
00:08:23.100 and she was just so riveted by how entertaining and charming I am
00:08:25.940 and then she's like, you know, I just got to pay for him.
00:08:27.280 Oh, my gosh.
00:08:28.200 He looks like, or you know what it was?
00:08:29.380 He's like, he seems like a gentleman who pays for everything every time he goes out.
00:08:32.620 So let me just make it even.
00:08:33.940 Let me just pay back men for all the times that we get to go boxes.
00:08:38.560 I'm doing my friend's short film
00:08:39.960 and the director of photography was on the One Minute Podcast over a year ago.
00:08:44.000 Remember, Is It Okay to Be Hat?
00:08:45.480 Remember that one?
00:08:45.880 Small world
00:08:46.860 I run into so many people
00:08:47.760 From the One Minute Podcast