SHNEAKO - November 17, 2021


Hand Delivering Merch in the Trenches


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

153.34846

Word Count

1,351

Sentence Count

94

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 oh
00:00:02.000 college dropout welcome to my graduation
00:00:04.000 late to registration
00:00:06.000 knew that i'll be famous wrote my signature a hundred times
00:00:08.000 all in my panel stuck inside my mind
00:00:10.000 okay i got a bucket hat
00:00:12.000 oh that's cute
00:00:14.000 is it two-way?
00:00:16.000 yes it is two-way i like the white better
00:00:18.000 yeah
00:00:20.000 yo so they sell all types of shit
00:00:22.000 is this a drink drink? oh this is a white cloth
00:00:24.000 oh my gosh and a lighter
00:00:26.000 bro i'm trying to be sober
00:00:28.000 Like coat baggies, alcohol, and a lighter.
00:00:30.580 Oh my god, and a tote.
00:00:32.140 Yeah, it's a purse.
00:00:36.700 Yeah.
00:00:37.740 You ready to go?
00:00:38.740 Just going to do a little shopping.
00:00:41.060 Need to go to the mailbox.
00:00:44.780 Send me stuff to my P.O. box.
00:00:46.180 Look, look at that.
00:00:46.840 He gets free advertising.
00:00:47.740 I get a free drink.
00:00:48.460 P.O. box 237.
00:00:49.360 New York P.O.
00:00:49.880 Like room 237.
00:00:50.880 It's better than White Claw.
00:00:52.580 Anything is better than White Claw.
00:00:54.060 No, this is that better than White Claw.
00:00:55.240 Enjoy the free shit.
00:00:56.560 New Haven gang going strong oh yeah it's gluten-free so it's the gluten-free for
00:01:14.180 me it's giving gluten-free them times I have shit he thought I did
00:01:20.580 go straight in the whip accelerate it trying to discard on a kid that's why
00:01:24.440 I don't just yell I am I tried to finesse my things might just stop once
00:01:28.420 you step watch my shoulder fling the giant fish are the more the youth began
00:01:33.260 to notice his own lack of freedom did you have any time to think about what
00:01:37.460 freedom is someone got me going to the projects to deliver some merch PC
00:01:42.180 the elevators and shit.
00:01:52.180 That's so nice of you.
00:01:57.180 Yo, I got the sneaker cut and everything.
00:01:59.180 You did?
00:02:00.180 You only got the eyebrows slit though.
00:02:01.180 Nah, nah, that's too hard.
00:02:02.180 Let me see the fade, let me see the fade.
00:02:05.180 Okay, okay.
00:02:06.180 It can be a little pointier at the...
00:02:08.180 Nah, nah, I like a square, I like a square.
00:02:09.180 What you up to today?
00:02:10.180 You got your toes out and everything
00:02:13.180 What you doing right now?
00:02:15.180 Nothing
00:02:16.180 Crocs
00:02:17.180 Nasty ass toes
00:02:19.180 What a good surprise
00:02:21.180 You gotta turn around
00:02:22.180 You gotta look quick to be sick?
00:02:23.180 Yeah, not bad, that's hard
00:02:25.180 Wow
00:02:26.180 Imagine I bought the wrong size, wrong hoodie
00:02:29.180 Nah, yeah that's hard
00:02:30.180 It really looks good, it's a nice looking hoodie
00:02:32.180 Wow, thanks for the delivery
00:02:34.180 Like and comment
00:02:36.180 Bye, nice to meet you
00:02:37.180 But there's always a hint of piss in project elevators. There's a hint of piss in here. It smells like a port-a-potty
00:02:47.840 I'm here Rockefeller Center cuz Kelly will cost so wants to go ice skating. He just moved here
00:02:52.000 He thinks it's sweet, but the fight's still gonna happen
00:02:54.040 But you know right now we're gonna go ice skating and shit and then hold hands and then we're gonna get married
00:02:59.600 Where would Kelly will cost up be right now?
00:03:01.600 I was supposed to be here 25 minutes ago, but I feel like he's late to it
00:03:04.760 He really thinks that I forgot about the fight, but I've been training. I've been sparring like twice a week, and I've been going I'm going again today
00:03:11.640 Yo, where you at?
00:03:13.640 I see you're straight ahead of me. Straight ahead. Look straight ahead.
00:03:15.640 I thought your head was gonna be bigger.
00:03:17.640 You got vanilla latte. Is this Starbucks, too?
00:03:19.640 Cold brew. Pumpkin cold brew.
00:03:21.320 Pumpkin spice lattes. Try it. Try it.
00:03:23.320 Pumpkin spice lattes at Rockefeller Center.
00:03:26.280 You know what? You know her house name?
00:03:28.280 No. It's called your mom's house.
00:03:30.280 Why that?
00:03:31.320 One of our roommates, her name's your mom Ashley.
00:03:33.320 And it's funny, he's like, where are you going?
00:03:35.320 I'm going to your mom's house.
00:03:39.320 If anyone takes the fisheye lens, they're just going to be like,
00:03:41.320 Yo, you're copying Sneeko, you're copying Sneeko.
00:03:49.320 Put a smile on your face, right? Look at you giggling in the backseat.
00:03:51.320 He went fast.
00:03:55.320 How are you?
00:03:57.320 Unicycle?
00:03:58.320 I heard you got a little accident. What happened?
00:04:00.320 That was a while ago.
00:04:01.320 three blue circle at your mom's house sorry am i gonna have a sleepover here usually like when
00:04:06.800 there's a conversation happening the cameraman like pans around other people talking but it's
00:04:10.720 just going directly in my eyeball wow elliot that's impressive thank you daddy sneko's turn
00:04:17.940 um everyone here does the 50 yard dash from door to door so i hold the record right now
00:04:23.720 It's six seconds, so yeah
00:04:35.060 That's pretty good
00:04:37.060 I don't know Mike
00:04:39.060 I started slowing down. I thought the mattress is over here. I didn't know that and was I have to hit the mattress
00:04:51.720 Shit
00:04:53.720 Let's go
00:05:23.720 What is it?
00:05:27.100 Sorry!
00:05:31.500 Can you help with that box?
00:05:33.360 It was heavy as fuck.
00:05:49.980 So babe, who do you think is going to win
00:05:51.460 in a fight Kelly Wicasso and me?
00:05:53.720 Kelly, I'm just kidding.
00:05:55.480 The fuck off.
00:05:56.100 I'm just kidding.
00:05:56.720 The fuck off.
00:05:57.600 Musa, blur her face in every vlog from now on.
00:05:59.780 She's clipped.
00:06:00.540 Yeah, this does look kind of Black Mirror-y.
00:06:02.480 I was going to, Maria said it first, though.
00:06:04.140 How's my form?
00:06:05.580 You're leaning.
00:06:06.880 Maybe you have to lean.
00:06:08.220 What are you doing if I slapped your girl's ass right now?
00:06:10.400 What are you going to do about it?
00:06:13.360 She said she let my hair cook.
00:06:16.460 I said I'd like to stare at butts.
00:06:21.220 I had to hide in my digits.
00:06:22.440 I had to do it.
00:06:23.320 Oh
00:06:38.560 Your morning everybody I'm about to do the youtuber thing where I hand deliver merch
00:06:42.880 There's two people that order something Manhattan. I hope you're not a church. I hope you're not weird
00:06:47.460 I hope it's not your grandma answering the door
00:06:50.120 It would be cute, but I want to have to talk I don't want
00:06:53.320 Fucking veterans had to have their day
00:06:55.320 on the day that we wanted to ship it out.
00:07:00.320 Dankeschön?
00:07:01.320 Dankeschön. Williamsburg
00:07:03.320 is straight up Israel in some parts.
00:07:05.320 Gotta learn Yiddish though. And Spanish.
00:07:07.320 I'm not a huge fan of Manhattan.
00:07:09.320 Harlem is cool. And the Lower
00:07:11.320 East Side, East Village is cool. And like
00:07:13.320 three blocks in West Village. But other than that, Midtown
00:07:15.320 just go away.
00:07:20.320 I love New York because for breakfast I had
00:07:22.320 spaghetti from a Dominican deli then I dropped off my packages at the Jewish
00:07:27.720 post office then I dropped off my merch to an Indian family and now I'm here
00:07:34.140 eating from a Filipino diner all in the same neighborhood when I was talking
00:07:38.820 about the diversity I said an Indian family the guy's Bangladesh she messed me
00:07:42.940 up because she's never even heard of Bangladesh before that's different
00:07:45.780 countries different country okay yeah she has she's cultured wait so she paid
00:07:49.880 someone pay for my check I don't have to pay do I have to tip you I'm not up to
00:07:59.140 you okay so you think I you think I still got a tip but I feel like if she's
00:08:04.940 paying for me she probably tips well yeah no she's some some lady next to the
00:08:09.440 lady said nice was paid yeah yeah cuz I'm cute like she gave me a number too I
00:08:16.520 I hope you don't mind.
00:08:17.360 Really?
00:08:17.880 Yeah.
00:08:18.600 She said Mimi at her room.
00:08:20.580 I think what it was, I think that lady just heard my conversation
00:08:23.100 and she was just so riveted by how entertaining and charming I am
00:08:25.940 and then she's like, you know, I just got to pay for him.
00:08:27.280 Oh, my gosh.
00:08:28.200 He looks like, or you know what it was?
00:08:29.380 He's like, he seems like a gentleman who pays for everything every time he goes out.
00:08:32.620 So let me just make it even.
00:08:33.940 Let me just pay back men for all the times that we get to go boxes.
00:08:38.560 I'm doing my friend's short film
00:08:39.960 and the director of photography was on the One Minute Podcast over a year ago.
00:08:44.000 Remember, Is It Okay to Be Hat?
00:08:45.480 Remember that one?
00:08:45.880 Small world
00:08:46.860 I run into so many people
00:08:47.760 From the One Minute Podcast