SHNEAKO - Kinda Quality #11 - Trump Wins the Election？ Instagram Live Comments

00:00:00.000 test test oh i need to put my headphones in before i say test that was stupid i just bought

00:00:04.300 new fucking i know it's working i can see the levels but i want to put them in anyway

00:00:07.500 i just bought this this new audio equipment oh my god that sounds so crispy yo it just reminds

00:00:11.840 me i gotta put my face right up to the mic that's one thing i gotta remember i just spent a whole

00:00:16.500 bunch of money on this new audio equipment to make these podcasts a little bit better

00:00:19.620 and hopefully i can start some audio listeners as well i want to start posting these on spotify

00:00:25.820 and everything but it'll still be a visual component you know there's some visual listeners

00:00:29.460 on the patreon members shout out to the patreon people um yes you can see my fucking cancer

00:00:35.580 patient looking hat on right now let me take this off yeah dude i don't know i gotta cut this

00:00:40.060 blonde bleached hair i look like a i look like a handsome lesbian i look like ellen's adopted

00:00:48.200 child from taiwan i don't know why taiwan's funny i did just record this and then i fucked up because

00:00:55.700 i was recording stereo instead of mono um i'll see you i'll show you the audio thing it's a zoom

00:01:00.380 recorder that looks so professional bro i got this real mic now no backup recording right now i hope

00:01:06.480 this doesn't fuck up again because i don't want to do this again it was a whole thing a big ass

00:01:10.380 spider came in was hopping around i killed it on camera it was kind of sick but nah it was just it

00:01:15.180 was it was too you know you know you know how it goes you know how it goes but i do feel way more

00:01:20.020 professional and it just sounds so cool dude even if i wanted to get any more professional i have

00:01:24.060 those big ass podcast headsets on but do you really need those if you're just listening to

00:01:28.200 your own voice i feel like these fucking work i don't know maybe just people want to look richer

00:01:31.840 than they are or it does look it actually looks better because it matches the microphone

00:01:35.500 this mic looks cool um the fucking cover on this looks like a a black dude's afro from the 70s

00:01:42.420 you know what i mean you can't see it for the people listening just to the audio but it does

00:01:47.980 it looks like a 70s afro it looks like an nba yeah well shut up all right cool so i got a lot

00:01:53.680 to talk about today i'm gonna start riffing um there's two things i want to talk about and there's

00:01:59.840 also i might go live on instagram and like reply to people i think that'd be cool to go live and

00:02:04.180 then also i get the free patreon plug you know what i mean um shout out to the one editor i

00:02:09.380 forgot his name but he's been emailing me and he just cut up um a video of the first nine episodes

00:02:15.560 what was that noise did you hear that whatever move on he clipped together like a montage or

00:02:21.940 just like podcast highlights from the first nine episodes which is dope it's dope to see i'm gonna

00:02:27.420 post that on youtube hopefully this gets some more fucking exposure um because you know this

00:02:33.140 is a patreon only podcast i'm trying to get better at podcasting before i do it for real for real

00:02:36.740 because everyone their fucking mom has a podcast and it's all boring it's oversaturated so i'm

00:02:40.780 trying to get good do this patreon thing even though there's only like 250 you that's the

00:02:45.640 craziest thing i spent so much time on this fucking thing and there's only a potential

00:02:49.620 250-ish people who are gonna listen to it what if it's trash then yeah i guess there's no pressure

00:02:57.240 if it's trash um see a couple things i want to talk about oh first i want to talk about this

00:03:01.720 fucking fuck applebee's because i just i order uber eats almost every day like for dinner i don't

00:03:06.120 have time to cook anymore i do but i'm lazy and i don't have a car but what the fuck is this dude

00:03:11.160 i spent 20 on this and they gave me like fucking four chicken nuggets i keep showing it to the

00:03:16.000 camera but i'm starting to bring audio listeners the point is applebee sent me literally five

00:03:22.000 chicken nuggets i ate one and then i you gotta order two appetizers like let me get some

00:03:26.740 fucking mozzarella sticks and they gave me four a twenty dollar dinner for like a couple chicken

00:03:32.140 nuggets and some mozzarella sticks dude that's like a snack at a sleepover adult world's different

00:03:39.780 man. $20 is one. $1 as a kid is, what's the analogy? I read this on a tweet and I fucked it

00:03:46.280 up. Um, yeah, yeah. $20 is an adult dollar because this fucking couple of chicken nuggets

00:03:54.080 and mozzarella sticks that's free at a sleepover, right? You're hungry. You go to your white

00:03:58.760 friend's house for a sleepover. You play some Xbox. Their mom makes you some pancakes, some

00:04:02.680 waffles, and you might get a couple of mozzarella sticks and it's free. You don't say a word. You

00:04:06.640 want that food now you order on postmates uber eats whatever fucking app and you got a little

00:04:12.640 like what the fuck is that man come on dude come on dude whatever whatever that's that's being an

00:04:19.860 adult my poor influencer life all right let's talk about trump we're talking about trump guys

00:04:26.840 we're talking about trump uh you guys paying attention to the election

00:04:31.640 Huh?

00:04:32.600 Anyone registered to vote?

00:04:35.100 Nothing?

00:04:35.840 No?

00:04:36.700 You guys care?

00:04:38.340 Because Trump is probably going to win the election.

00:04:41.080 I've accepted it.

00:04:42.960 I think the first stage of grief is acceptance.

00:04:45.540 He's going to fucking win.

00:04:47.140 I hope he doesn't.

00:04:48.340 I really hope he doesn't because I'll get into the pros and cons of his presidency so far.

00:04:53.420 But my main gripe with him is he's just a fucking embarrassment.

00:04:57.520 Right?

00:04:57.860 The president is supposed to represent us as a people.

00:04:59.960 and whether or not you like him the guy's fucking embarrassing okay you you can't argue against it

00:05:05.720 that he's not an asshole that he's not a dick he's just like a graduated high school bully

00:05:09.940 who somehow made it this far in life without getting canceled without getting the shit kicked

00:05:13.900 out of him without anyone ever telling him no the guy can't take an L I'll give him credit for that

00:05:18.800 like he's got a pretty good track record dude he was wiling out talking about grabbing pussies

00:05:23.900 sending the Mexicans because they're murderers and rapists dude survived all of that Shane

00:05:29.500 gillis the guy i interviewed in my last video but he called one asian guy a chink and he got fired

00:05:34.280 from snl as a joke joking this guy trump is serious build the wall send the arabs back home

00:05:41.200 let's put the mexican kids at the border in trash bags and he has survived the impeachment he survived

00:05:46.800 everything the left is thrown at him the man can't take an l um and my number one gripe with him the

00:05:53.620 he's just a fucking embarrassment dude like he's we've always been the laughing stop of the earth

00:05:58.240 the laughing stock of the is that the phrasing the laughing stock that doesn't sound right now

00:06:02.440 that i'm saying it but we've been a fucking joke to the europeans for i don't know how long hey

00:06:06.640 the fucking americans and their large movie teacher drinks why is the coca-cola so capitalistic you

00:06:14.400 know what i mean and now trump has just added ammo to the fire like all these europeans giggling

00:06:20.160 about how dumb he is hey the orange man ha ha you have a trump in the or whatever and i just don't

00:06:27.200 like that shit i just don't like that shit and i don't want him to win i one thing i said

00:06:33.000 definitively well i thought was definitively back in 2016 when i really cared about cared about the

00:06:37.900 election was voting and all that i was really into politics and i thought for sure that whoever

00:06:43.480 wins if it's hillary or trump both of them aren't going to be re-elected they're so unliked and

00:06:48.900 they've never i don't i haven't seen anybody split the general election as much as those two did

00:06:54.100 those two unlikable fucking cunts the both of them both cunts solid cunts hillary and her

00:07:03.680 fucking nay-naying and dabbing on ellen making people cedar rapids her and the illuminati parties

00:07:10.980 she's a fucking crook trump is a bully he's like tapping into that white racism i don't even think

00:07:17.580 he's as racist as people think he is i just think he was saying what the country wanted to hear

00:07:24.020 But, yeah, both of them were cunts.

00:07:25.320 I'm like, they're not going to get reelected.

00:07:26.540 But looking now, it's pretty likely that Trump is going to be reelected, dude.

00:07:30.900 And it's because there's no good opposition, man.

00:07:33.820 There's no one good enough.

00:07:35.600 I thought Kamala Harris might have a shot because she's got, like, she's kind of black.

00:07:39.540 She's a woman.

00:07:40.900 She's, you know, not too old.

00:07:43.640 Policy aside, Americans don't give a fuck about policy.

00:07:45.840 I'm just looking at image and personality.

00:07:48.020 I thought Kamala Harris had a chance.

00:07:49.360 I fucking I did not like her because she was incriminating people for smoking weed and as I

00:07:55.700 bring up weed I'm just gonna I'm gonna light up a cbd sig real quick but I'm gonna continue the

00:07:59.280 podcast as well I didn't like her I thought she had a shot um because she had the appeal she had

00:08:04.560 the the sex appeal and not that she's um not that I would smash Kamala Harris but you know what I

00:08:09.700 mean she had that fucking sexy politician thing to her and that's uh the standard is really low

00:08:14.720 for politicians what am I talking about dude I'm just like trying to talk about something while I

00:08:18.660 find a lighter you got a lighter you got no you don't got a lighter you fucking always bumming

00:08:23.520 damn man so i have to go upstairs to get a lighter i don't want to cut this podcast off

00:08:29.040 because i'm talking about some serious issues and i'm trying to get a lighter fuck it i'm just

00:08:32.700 smoking to smoke um but biden right now biden i saw a clip on twitter of biden like saying a speech

00:08:39.820 and he's already been labeled as a creep because of all the fucking pictures of him

00:08:42.780 groping little girls and you know breathing into their faces it's weird dude and i saw a clip on

00:08:48.280 twitter if i'm talking about oh you know i got my hairy legs and i shave the legs and he's talking

00:08:53.840 about his hairy legs and there's a bunch of children in the crowd and people are buying it

00:08:57.820 for some reason because they already like him and then he goes on to talk about oh and when kids sit

00:09:02.300 in my lap and i do enjoy having kids sit in my lap verbatim that's what he said the guy who's

00:09:07.460 already labeled as a creep is talking about kids sitting on his lap he's an embarrassment i would

00:09:14.340 Honestly, kind of rather have Trump than Biden in office.

00:09:20.160 That's not even a joke.

00:09:21.520 Biden is so fucking unlikable to me.

00:09:24.200 Not like Trump.

00:09:25.160 But the fact that I don't think Biden could win because even Obama, his fucking former boss, won't endorse him.

00:09:32.060 That's got to, like, who else could win?

00:09:34.580 Fucking Bernie, the goblin Jew?

00:09:41.220 Elizabeth Warren, the red-skinned Indian?

00:09:43.100 Warren no man it's it's not looking I think Yang is my favorite Yang is by far my favorite I love

00:09:50.860 I'm a big fan of Yang everyone I spoke to who knows him speaks highly of him he seems genuine

00:09:55.100 he seems like a good dude um I don't think he has any other interests in mind I don't think he has

00:10:01.420 any I think he is what you see what you see is what you get and he's a genuine guy he's in tune

00:10:08.920 with the with young people that's uh the number one selling point it has that he he understands

00:10:13.160 memes he gets how young people communicate he's been talking about cancel culture he's really

00:10:17.700 in tune with the with social media with generation z with millennials he gets the boomers i think he

00:10:24.320 can can connect with the most amount of people i know but one thing that happens with liberals and

00:10:30.500 fucking people from cities is that they just see their hippie friend not hippie that's an old term

00:10:34.820 they see their woke friends in brooklyn and seattle and portland drinking their fucking

00:10:38.480 frappuccinos on the way back from the yoga studio where they build whole foods where the trap house

00:10:42.900 used to be all these gentrified cities and they think that everyone's woke but the vast majority

00:10:47.840 of this country is so much different than what you see online like most of these people are

00:10:51.660 fucking truck drivers who smoke meth all day shoot up heroin at night fuck their ugly wives

00:10:58.520 go to sleep in a landlocked state that you've never been to and you never will visit these

00:11:02.640 that's the vast coal miners you know maybe the the wife works at a diner people delivering mail

00:11:10.880 this is the country dude this is the the vast majority of the country and i i was stuck in

00:11:16.260 that mindset last election i was so certain that hillary was gonna win i started like joking about

00:11:21.220 it was just all these fucking white people in my last school who have coexist stickers on the back

00:11:26.280 of their subarus trying to be all woke and woker than the last person kind of pissed me off it's

00:11:31.740 just like i don't like that i don't i like when everyone already agrees with each other and

00:11:35.680 everyone's doesn't you're they're afraid to speak up because they don't want to disagree

00:11:40.020 it's just stupid it was just this bubble of wokeness and environmentally friendly i mean

00:11:47.060 like you gotta the environment matters but these people were like digging in the trash

00:11:50.620 i had one teacher like digging in the trash can like a fucking raccoon trying to pick up cans

00:11:56.600 it's like dude chill like yeah recycling is good but you look like a raccoon i don't know i don't

00:12:02.900 know i had a girlfriend at the time who was so into the environment i started crying when i made

00:12:06.120 fun of her for that but anyways um where am i going um just yeah if you get out of your bubble

00:12:13.160 the way that google works and facebook works and social media works you're only going to see the

00:12:18.400 same circle of people all the time so you're always going to be validating your already made

00:12:22.200 opinions you're not going to be challenged because you're not going to see the other side

00:12:24.900 and it's really easy to happen nowadays

00:12:27.720 you know

00:12:28.440 people don't want to read articles that disagree with

00:12:31.200 people want to read shit that makes them feel like they're smart

00:12:34.100 because hey I'm right

00:12:35.160 they go to imright.com

00:12:37.500 and download all the facts into their brain

00:12:39.220 and spit it off at other people at parties

00:12:41.140 I think I stole that from Bill Burr

00:12:42.720 but you get the gist of what I'm saying

00:12:43.960 how do you like this podcast Mike

00:12:47.140 I'm feeling really good

00:12:48.080 with these headphones in

00:12:49.000 my voice sounds real bassy and deep

00:12:50.660 I don't just look like a handsome lesbian

00:12:53.380 I don't have the twink vibe I usually do

00:12:55.360 I feel like I'm Howard Stern

00:12:56.760 and we're talking about the issues

00:12:59.440 and I'm getting spit all over the fucking

00:13:03.160 pop filter

00:13:04.700 that's why I bought it so I wouldn't break this mic right away

00:13:07.420 yeah so I want to make this video

00:13:11.520 called Why Trump Will Win

00:13:13.020 and that's great clickbait

00:13:15.360 well you know I've talked about how you need

00:13:17.360 clickbait in order for a video to do well

00:13:19.220 but it's good clickbait

00:13:20.360 you can use any picture of Trump

00:13:22.480 Trump's face is so clickable.

00:13:24.700 Just title video, like, why Trump will win.

00:13:26.720 I want to explain the reason why.

00:13:28.100 I actually do think he's going to win the election again.

00:13:31.080 And I want to go over the pros and cons because I would speak it to more right-wing people just to get out of my same headspace and, you know, everyone agreeing with each other in New York for the most part on political issues.

00:13:43.340 And a lot of the people on the left are afraid to acknowledge the good that Trump has done.

00:13:47.220 You know, the economy is doing well right now.

00:13:49.100 I'm not an economist.

00:13:50.140 I'm not a fucking finance guy.

00:13:51.280 I don't know shit.

00:13:52.480 Dude, I still am not really sure how to pay taxes.

00:13:55.220 So I'm not the economy guy.

00:13:56.840 But people have been telling me that the economy is doing well.

00:14:00.500 We're not in a recession yet.

00:14:02.860 We're doing okay.

00:14:03.820 The vast majority of day-to-day life has not changed since Obama was alive.

00:14:08.200 Okay, there's Mexicans and trash bags at the border.

00:14:10.360 Correct.

00:14:11.400 But your life in your comfortable suburban home, you open the door, you go to school, you go to work, you eat something, have a burger, have a hot dog, drink your milkshake, and you go to sleep.

00:14:20.740 your normal life is not that different we've had trump in office for three years

00:14:25.920 he's done some good shit man and i don't know how fucking maga maga i'm coming off right now

00:14:31.180 um i don't like the guy i've already fucking talked about that i shouldn't be afraid to

00:14:35.400 say positive things about trump but with the climate that we have right now there's reason

00:14:40.720 to be but you know another good thing he's done was help calm the relationship between

00:14:46.420 united states and north korea for example when obama was in office and i gotta sneeze so bad

00:14:51.640 it's coming who's gonna come damn man when you start thinking about it too much oh bless you

00:14:59.380 quality podcasting here all right but when trump was in office i don't know if you remember but

00:15:03.840 the threat of a nuclear war was very strong kim jong-un was wilding out 2015 2016 even seth

00:15:11.160 rogan made a movie about how much he was wilding out people were genuinely worried that this dude

00:15:15.280 kim jong-un was gonna go on a fucking ego rampage and nuke the whole world that was a concern that

00:15:20.100 people seem to have forgotten but trump met with kim jong-un and they seem like they got they got

00:15:26.580 along pretty well and i mentioned this to my dad for example he's like oh trump is just kim jong-un's

00:15:31.580 puppet you don't even understand he's got him in his pocket well nobody's worried about a nuclear

00:15:35.900 warfare anymore whether or not kim jong-un has trump in his pocket whatever we're not worried

00:15:39.920 about him nuking for to prove how big his balls are like that's the threat in 2015 2016 kim jong

00:15:47.240 was like dude he was ballsy man it seems like a lot of you guys forgot about that and trump did

00:15:52.120 calm that down another thing he did was help criminal justice reform because in america our

00:15:58.680 our prison system has overwhelming has an overwhelming amount of black and latino people

00:16:05.560 in the prison system we have we arrest mostly black people and we imprison mostly black people

00:16:10.560 and latino people and you know trump has said a lot of racist shit but he teamed up and it's not

00:16:15.500 a fucking joke it sounds like a headline from an onion article this doesn't sound real but

00:16:19.040 kim kardashian and donald trump have helped criminal justice reform i never imagine telling

00:16:24.780 that to someone in 2012 um but you know i need to look into this a little bit more but apparently

00:16:30.060 they got a bill signed and it's called something something act i don't remember and i don't want

00:16:34.440 to look it up right now, but there's an act that helped, um, reform these privately owned

00:16:39.580 prisons. And I need to do more research about that. But it seems like the point I'm trying

00:16:47.480 to make here is that the left doesn't, the left wants to ignore anything that Trump has

00:16:51.240 done well. They don't want to admit that he's a good person because they just don't like

00:16:54.560 him. And I understand he's a shitty guy. He's not a nice person. We can, we can agree on

00:16:59.580 that he's a he's a dick he's a dickhead he's like a textbook dickhead and what am i going with this

00:17:08.620 um did i have a point yeah yeah the left doesn't they don't want to admit that he's done some good

00:17:14.440 things and i understand i understand um you know every comedian every year will go in the street

00:17:19.700 and they'll they'll ask people on the street like who they're voting for and then they'll name all

00:17:23.540 the policies from the opposite candidate and frame it as if the candidate they like said it like um

00:17:29.060 if i asked you like what do you think about hillary's plan to build the wall to make safer

00:17:33.900 borders and because i said hillary the person listening would be nodding like oh yeah i love

00:17:38.500 that idea and then the comedian will be like oh well that's all trump's policies and like whoa

00:17:43.280 proving that we care more about character than policy but we've known that we've known that

00:17:49.360 we have definitely known that um what else about trump um so the opposition's trash

00:17:55.640 The left doesn't want to admit good things

00:17:58.480 People get stuck in their bubble

00:18:00.580 I wrote a couple notes about this

00:18:02.300 I've been writing this script

00:18:03.160 I'm trying to develop a good video essay

00:18:06.480 You know what I mean?

00:18:07.160 Where's my phone?

00:18:08.660 I should have been more prepared

00:18:09.740 Audio listeners, how do you like this, man?

00:18:13.260 How do you like this mic?

00:18:14.340 It sounds good, dude

00:18:15.440 Steezy just didn't fucking DM me

00:18:19.700 Where am I going with this?

00:18:21.080 What was I talking about?

00:18:21.680 All right, man

00:18:22.400 See, my phone's so distracting

00:18:23.740 I open it up and I get fucking messages

00:18:25.320 from the IG thoughts and clout gods.

00:18:28.320 All right, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.

00:18:31.720 Where, fuck, I want to read these DMs so bad.

00:18:34.840 I think this guy, Steve, wants me to, fuck it.

00:18:38.620 What am I talking about?

00:18:40.180 Trump, Trump, Trump.

00:18:40.900 All right, come on, get back on track.

00:18:42.080 Get back on track.

00:18:42.720 Stop looking at booty.

00:18:45.440 Clout will fuck anybody up.

00:18:47.300 Man, God damn, I need to, dude,

00:18:49.280 I've been so addicted to my phone the past couple days,

00:18:52.200 like nonstop.

00:18:53.140 But one thing I really got to fix is,

00:18:54.500 Like, when I wake up in the morning, it's, I can't, I need, I go on my phone first thing

00:18:59.380 every morning, and I hate doing it, but it's just like, I need, the first thing I do when

00:19:02.960 I wake up is I need to, like, numb my brain a little bit, or else I'm, I don't know, man.

00:19:06.260 I'm just making excuses.

00:19:07.180 I need to get the fuck off my phone.

00:19:11.780 Trump.

00:19:17.260 Yeah, so that's basically where I'm at right now.

00:19:19.300 um and all yeah it's people are gonna vote for trump again because they they they're responding

00:19:24.900 to the the woke culture that we see right now the the climate of right now is is unhealthy and i

00:19:30.880 think that the me too movement the whole cancel culture outrage thing is only helping guys like

00:19:35.160 trump because you know they've tried so hard to impeach him and get him canceled canceled canceled

00:19:40.320 that they start canceling other people innocent guys like shane gillis the guy interviewed the

00:19:45.060 comedian i interviewed in my video the guy is not even on the right he made a couple jokes with

00:19:50.860 racial slurs and they got him fired and they're doing that because in his words he's like they

00:19:55.780 can't get trump so they're getting dipshits like me and so the rest of the country is responding

00:20:00.360 to what they see like these guys they might not be on twitter as much as you but they know what's

00:20:05.360 happening and people want to protect their freedom of speech people most of the country doesn't agree

00:20:11.860 with this whole outrage cancel culture thing it's going crazy dude like these k-pop fans are trying

00:20:16.900 to get h3 h3 canceled because he said that their thing is for little is like a weird pedophile

00:20:21.920 fetish thing which is funny dude k-pop is fucking whack like if you're listening to this and you

00:20:27.580 listen to k-pop please stop listening to this you know i i think the whole thing is fucking weird

00:20:33.940 you you have you anyone can have their music taste you can like jazz you can like country music you

00:20:38.680 can like rap but if you like i i understand that but dude if you listen to k-pop something's not

00:20:44.080 you're goofy you're weird you're a weirdo it's just k-pop and dude i want to roast that in a

00:20:52.480 video so bad these fucking k-pop nerds dude it's absolutely wild and

00:20:58.280 remember that the vast majority of the country is not like you when i say you i'm talking about

00:21:06.600 you know the oh i just need to are you in the right headspace to receive this information

00:21:12.140 that that the rest of the country is not on board with none of that man rest of the country is still

00:21:19.420 getting used to the gay thing and you guys are already moving ahead to gender non-conforming

00:21:23.740 non-binary fluidity whatever the fuck and these people are still getting adjusted to gay

00:21:29.980 for these people like gay is still weird and you're like now you want to make up a million

00:21:35.300 genders like people are gonna respond to this they don't understand it we need a guy who can

00:21:44.160 who can speak to everyone man who could speak like that that's why jfk was the best but who

00:21:50.080 the fuck do i know i was not alive when jfk was around and i just saw the irishman so i think i

00:21:54.860 know what i'm talking about speaking of the irishman did anyone see that that movie that

00:21:59.280 long martin scorsese movie i did not love it i did not love it i talked about it a little bit

00:22:03.420 the last podcast and i i was i was re-watching it um in parts this is fucking three and a half

00:22:08.160 hours you can't watch the whole thing in one goddamn sitting you think i got time for that

00:22:11.240 you serious dude especially movie that boring my gripe with it it is still boring i was watching

00:22:17.300 it again it is still boring there's some good parts about it but it's like scorsese you got

00:22:21.180 to get more inventive with your settings and your scenery and what's in the shots like okay they're

00:22:25.760 in a restaurant okay it's an old-timey car okay they're driving and they're in new york and

00:22:31.580 there's candles in the back and they're at a bar and they're drinking like i've seen this in a

00:22:35.500 million fucking mafia movies dude re like we've seen this movie reinvented a little bit for for

00:22:44.340 2019 man we get it mob guys oh he kills people he beats people up and they're italian like i

00:22:51.860 fucking get it dude i get it they're the yorkers with the fucking chain and the fucking fucking

00:22:58.260 pizza i first realized um how popular trump was uh because i live on long island which is a

00:23:07.700 predominantly white section of new york it's uh east of east of queens for people don't know where

00:23:14.240 long island is and like later or i was at a bar with these these fucking italians you know what

00:23:18.680 i mean i was at a bar and i didn't know at this point just like a couple months ago i didn't

00:23:23.900 realize how popular

00:23:25.940 Trump was on Long Island. I figured it's New York

00:23:27.780 like most people left here. I'm going, I'm drunk

00:23:29.720 and I'm like, fuck Trump, you fucking dipshit.

00:23:32.240 And everyone's like, um, what about

00:23:33.480 the economy and the recession? These fucking

00:23:35.760 Italians are talking about how he's not

00:23:37.720 so bad. He's not so bad.

00:23:42.020 He speaks his mind. He say

00:23:43.660 whatever the fuck he wants to say. I want to be

00:23:45.800 like that guy.

00:23:47.420 He shits in the gold toilet, but he's just

00:23:49.680 like me. He's just like one of us, huh?

00:23:52.700 Come on.

00:23:53.560 I got a chain around my neck and a chest ass.

00:23:59.180 He's one of us.

00:24:00.180 He's just like one of the guys.

00:24:02.000 I feel like I could have a beer with him.

00:24:04.280 I don't know what accent I'm going to.

00:24:05.500 I sound like a cartoon character.

00:24:06.700 A fucking beer.

00:24:13.460 He's our guy.

00:24:15.940 This billionaire from New York.

00:24:18.200 He's our guy.

00:24:19.220 We're coal miners.

00:24:21.360 We can't get a fucking pension.

00:24:23.560 but he's our guy those fucking people i'm going on this trump rant and they're that's when i

00:24:29.180 realized that one he's not as embarrassing as i thought he was to most people i thought that

00:24:35.000 he turned off the whole country but nah oh shit i'm so funny no i'm not uh i had a show last night

00:24:47.140 i did a stand-up comedy show yesterday and i i bombed the week before i bombed hard the week

00:24:52.900 before because i was all nervous and trying to remember my shit and then as soon as i picked up

00:24:56.980 the mic i started crackling i'm like whoa hey and i'm already getting nervous because i'm trying to

00:25:01.780 entertain these people i'm still introduced hey i'm uh this guy and i'm talking about and the

00:25:06.400 mic's fucking up so i'm like oh shit and immediately no one laughs like no sympathy nobody trying to

00:25:11.540 help me out so i bombed the whole set so this week i'm like all right you gotta come in well

00:25:16.020 one thing i learned from shane gillis is that you have to have fun on stage you have to as he told

00:25:21.880 me i was asking for new advice for new comedians he's like as long as i'm laughing if i'm making

00:25:26.600 my laugh on stage if i'm having fun on stage it's a good show so i got pretty drunk last night i got

00:25:31.980 not that pretty drunk but like just the right amount of drunk so that i'm not slurring and my

00:25:36.620 asian glow isn't sticking out too much because i'm asian i get red when i drink so i can only

00:25:40.620 have a couple beers before i get all i get all red in the face and um i went on stage like three

00:25:46.980 four beers in and i'm having a good time hey what's going on people looking around and immediately

00:25:51.220 like I get smiles from everyone which is good

00:25:53.140 usually people are looking at me like inquisitive like

00:25:55.100 what the fuck is this blonde fucking lesbian

00:25:57.280 doing on stage this guy

00:25:58.500 is this guy's a fucking comedian

00:26:00.660 dude he looks like a pop singer this dude looks like a

00:26:03.100 k-pop singer but it's like coming hey

00:26:05.020 how's it going everyone's like smiling at me

00:26:07.080 and I did really well I'm really happy

00:26:09.120 about that but I'm a little worried that I'm

00:26:11.120 gonna get start relying on alcohol to have better

00:26:13.200 shows which is a bad idea

00:26:14.800 but every comedian's like that every

00:26:17.100 comedian is like tinkering

00:26:19.280 with every little way that they

00:26:20.740 come off on stage. We're all trying to find

00:26:22.520 a recipe that doesn't

00:26:24.760 exist. Stand-up comedy

00:26:26.760 is like a... It's this really spiritual

00:26:28.920 magical thing that you can't...

00:26:31.000 You're always figuring out.

00:26:32.560 You never fully... You never

00:26:34.660 master it. I don't really think you could ever...

00:26:36.540 Maybe Dave Chappelle mastered it, but

00:26:38.060 he has a level of fame

00:26:39.740 in comedy that most people can't touch.

00:26:43.740 As I snorted to the mic.

00:26:45.580 What else I got going on?

00:26:46.700 Should I go live? Should I go live on the gram,

00:26:48.780 huh?

00:26:48.920 huh i wish that they could hear the audio that i'm talking to with this thing

00:26:53.180 um but what else did i want to talk about uh oh i asked some people some stuff about cancel

00:26:59.100 culture uh i was looking through them and they're long fucking essays people like i should just ask

00:27:03.660 for a specific question but these people i don't know can you see i don't know for the audio

00:27:06.980 listeners it's just like really long so i'll read to through some of these because some of these

00:27:12.160 actually good questions um so the the topic that i asked on patreon was about cancel culture and

00:27:19.240 yada yada and just like what do you think about it where are we going in the future just trying

00:27:23.300 to get people's gauge people's opinion on cancel culture because that was before i interviewed

00:27:26.440 shane and so this is kind of obsolete now because i got that video out of the way but you don't want

00:27:31.640 to ignore the patrons huh you guys pay my bills you've paid for the shitty fucking mozzarella

00:27:36.900 sticks and chicken nuggets on my desk so yeah i do owe you guys oh god this is kind of weird

00:27:42.420 it came into a transaction i'm gonna read the comments because i want to yeah that's much

00:27:46.480 better miguel espinoza says we are living in a snowflake culture people are fucking crybabies

00:27:51.880 and can't take a joke sometimes then he wrote drops mike walks out like a badass while everyone

00:27:56.460 in the background claps haha funny monica's ah man how do i reply to that it's just like you said

00:28:03.600 the very blanket statement of how people complain about cancel culture oh snowflakes crybabies like

00:28:08.840 say something that we haven't heard um but it's not like i disagree with you monica says cancel

00:28:14.940 culture is annoying as hell it's basis it's mostly people hopping on a bandwagon trend just because

00:28:19.680 they're bored it's like some shitty outlet for people to let out their pent-up anger that they've

00:28:23.220 never said to someone's face that is something i haven't thought about yeah when well i have

00:28:27.720 thought about that yeah when you when you're online you get to get out all of your emotions

00:28:31.060 because you don't have to deal with the face-to-face rejection.

00:28:35.280 Like, if you say the shit that these people are saying online,

00:28:37.480 you'd see their face get all weird and crinkled up

00:28:39.320 and you'd have to confront them

00:28:41.060 and you'd immediately start apologizing, right?

00:28:43.420 But you're online and everyone's going to, like,

00:28:45.360 everyone's going to jump on the bandwagon with you.

00:28:48.060 It's mob mentality online.

00:28:49.660 It's exactly what it is.

00:28:51.680 Regidai says,

00:28:52.260 I feel like cancel culture has a lot to do with ego.

00:28:54.360 They just wouldn't bother with someone so pitiful and below them

00:28:56.800 they cross them out and off to the next.

00:29:00.060 Yeah.

00:29:01.060 And then he wrote another two sentences explaining the opinion he just said.

00:29:03.960 So I'm not going to read that.

00:29:04.780 You guys filibuster a lot, man.

00:29:06.480 You just get to the point, dude.

00:29:08.060 Like this next thing from Tem takes up a whole page on my phone for the visual people.

00:29:13.180 It's a whole page, dude.

00:29:14.460 Come on, man.

00:29:15.540 It's a podcast.

00:29:16.580 You think I'm – do I have time to read your whole essay here?

00:29:19.580 I do have time.

00:29:20.520 I have plenty of time.

00:29:22.180 I have plenty of time.

00:29:23.740 But I'm not going to.

00:29:24.760 It's just too long, bro.

00:29:26.220 In the future, I'll just ask for specific questions.

00:29:28.840 and try to keep it to like two or three sentences

00:29:30.840 so I don't have to read everyone's.

00:29:31.980 All right, I'm just shitting on you too much, Tim.

00:29:33.580 Maybe you said something really interesting.

00:29:35.520 Cancel culture is basically just consequence for your actions.

00:29:38.680 Do some foul shit.

00:29:39.580 People don't like you anymore.

00:29:40.660 That's how the world works.

00:29:43.240 Man, no, man, no.

00:29:46.440 What about freedom of speech, dude?

00:29:48.820 What about freedom of speech?

00:29:50.240 Not everything means exactly how it sounds like.

00:29:52.340 If someone takes that out of context

00:29:53.500 and puts it in a blog and a headline,

00:29:56.220 for example, like Shane,

00:29:57.260 one thing he got in trouble for

00:29:58.120 was calling oh shit stop recording recording again on the camera cool one thing that shane

00:30:03.520 said that he got in trouble for was that judd apatow was gayer than isis that is fucking

00:30:08.420 hilarious dude he's gayer than isis like even if he's he's not gay like shane knows that judd

00:30:15.140 knows that it's funny if you take that out of context and put it in an article it's gonna

00:30:19.780 sound bad it's not cancel culture is not facing consequences for your own for your own actions

00:30:24.780 it's

00:30:26.240 it's people who think they have the right opinion

00:30:32.320 being challenged

00:30:33.560 in a mob

00:30:34.720 a mob of people who already agree with each other

00:30:38.240 being tested for a second

00:30:39.840 not even being tested

00:30:41.920 because most of these people who are getting cancelled

00:30:44.200 aren't even on the other side of the woke mentality

00:30:46.780 they just take everything out of context

00:30:49.240 blah blah blah

00:30:53.000 He went on to talk about how they dig stuff up.

00:30:55.080 It's just too much.

00:30:56.180 It's too much.

00:30:59.180 Nevaeh Sacharya says,

00:31:00.860 I feel like cancel culture is for the people that can't explain themselves,

00:31:04.700 so they attack people that can easily and instantly put someone down for it

00:31:07.380 for things that are not even offensive.

00:31:08.580 Yeah.

00:31:09.800 Sophie says,

00:31:10.280 Cancel culture doesn't give people a chance to change for the better.

00:31:13.340 A lot of musicians,

00:31:14.400 rappers specifically get canceled because of stuff they've done in the past,

00:31:17.000 even when they're actually trying to change for the better.

00:31:18.540 Think of XXXTentacion,

00:31:20.080 who was like actually trying to do better than his past action.

00:31:23.320 That was basically the thesis of the video I did on X.

00:31:28.640 Yeah, we're all in agreement here.

00:31:30.500 We're all in agreement here.

00:31:31.240 I don't need to keep reading these.

00:31:32.300 I don't need to keep reading these.

00:31:33.320 This guy, Jake Kill, always asks questions to these Patreon things.

00:31:35.860 Just wrote a whole fucking essay.

00:31:37.240 Do you have homework, bro?

00:31:38.760 Like, your question takes up two pages.

00:31:45.240 That's like 500 words.

00:31:46.500 You know how college students fucking cry over having to write that much,

00:31:50.980 and you're just dishing it out on Patreon for me?

00:31:53.000 I mean, you might have a career in writing,

00:31:56.080 but I'm not going to read your whole thing.

00:31:58.020 Jared says, people are too soft.

00:31:59.660 Jose asked a couple things.

00:32:01.100 Tyrone, shout out to these people who ask questions.

00:32:03.400 I'm not going to read them.

00:32:04.200 I got to phrase this thing differently

00:32:06.700 because people, man,

00:32:11.080 you get people platformers speaking,

00:32:12.420 they go on and on and on.

00:32:14.120 I'm being a dickhead.

00:32:15.920 Yeah, I just got to ask for people to say shorter questions.

00:32:18.760 Let me go live on the gram.

00:32:20.880 Let me go live on the gram for a little bit

00:32:22.580 answer some questions um damn my hair looks so fucking let me put on this beanie let me put on

00:32:27.840 this beanie because i gotta go i'm going on the gram dude you know how many fucking ig thoughts

00:32:31.580 might see this you know what i mean gotta look good i gotta stick my hand away from the mic for

00:32:35.220 a second don't don't click away while i put on my hat all right give me five seconds a five

00:32:39.020 second grace period while i put on my hat okay ready go that was cool right that wasn't even

00:32:45.420 five seconds yeah i look like a fucking cancer patient with this show

00:32:48.640 oh yeah yeah all right live on the gram baby man is this a fucking puerto rican flag is that

00:32:58.960 what this is or am i being offensive right now should i google that before i go live

00:33:02.040 puerto rican flag

00:33:05.420 yep yeah it is wait is it let me check one more time

00:33:10.840 is it yeah yeah yeah or is it the patriots

00:33:16.440 nah it's the puerto rican shit i think i look i look like a fucking porter and that's the

00:33:22.260 italian voice how do puerto rican sound uh i can't do the mexican voice i don't know how

00:33:27.100 puerto rican sound juma you can't step to me like who the fuck you think i am that's like

00:33:33.560 a dominican all right let me move on before i get too racist i'm not trying to get canceled

00:33:37.580 going live on the gram baby what up what up what up what up oh fuck fuck fuck i dropped my recorder

00:33:45.240 this thing i spent so much money on and i'm live right now and it's fucking up

00:33:48.880 come back come back all right cool we're cool we're cool what's up what's up ig what's up ig

00:33:58.240 how we doing how we doing i'm live i'm doing my patreon podcast right now i'm doing my patreon

00:34:05.040 podcast you see this you see the cam this is my setup this is my setup so i thought i answered

00:34:10.080 some questions from from instagram while i'm doing this live thing whoa and you can see my

00:34:14.560 face in the lens uh bro this is kind of trippy think about it what's going on people what's

00:34:20.140 going on people i'm not gonna go long i'm not gonna go live for that long um but i'm recording

00:34:23.860 this it's gonna be on my patreon podcast called kind of quality and if you want to ask me some

00:34:29.120 Questions?

00:34:30.680 So we can talk about some shit?

00:34:32.960 Huh?

00:34:33.660 Just fucking converse, you know what I mean?

00:34:35.580 Because I'm a fucking Italian.

00:34:36.820 All right.

00:34:38.340 All right.

00:34:39.740 People are saying, what's good?

00:34:40.960 What's up, Elixir?

00:34:41.760 What's up, people?

00:34:43.020 This is a podcast right now, so I can't.

00:34:45.060 It's not going to be like a traditional live, man.

00:34:46.740 Because these patrons, these are the people that pay the bills, huh?

00:34:50.220 The people behind this lens right here, they're the reason I pay the rent.

00:34:53.120 Shout out to the Patreon people.

00:34:55.100 I'm not going to suck their dicks too much before all of you leave.

00:34:59.120 So what the fuck is going on, huh?

00:35:02.280 Munira says, how old are you?

00:35:03.720 I'm 21.

00:35:05.760 Charlie says, do you think Juice WRLD faked his death?

00:35:08.980 No, I don't.

00:35:09.780 That's a stupid thing to think.

00:35:12.940 Damn, they're coming in.

00:35:14.260 C. Noah says, when do you know to take a risk?

00:35:19.520 Do the thing that you got a good story out of.

00:35:21.980 That's my advice.

00:35:23.880 Always take risks.

00:35:24.880 Always take risks.

00:35:25.300 Don't just be complacent and comfortable.

00:35:27.500 You got to be okay with taking risks.

00:35:29.740 You know what the fuck I'm talking about?

00:35:31.580 You know what the fuck I mean?

00:35:32.680 For the IG people, I just bought this new mic.

00:35:35.000 I spent a bunch of money on some new audio equipment.

00:35:37.360 I got the sound recorder here, and it connects to this XLR cable.

00:35:41.700 The audio thing, it's coming into my headphones right now, so I'm real crispy.

00:35:45.140 You know what I mean?

00:35:45.540 I sound like a radio host.

00:35:49.020 Barry Bim says, are you coming to Boston?

00:35:51.520 Fuck no.

00:35:52.520 I mean, yeah, I might.

00:35:53.640 But fuck, I don't know.

00:35:54.600 I might.

00:35:54.980 Whatever.

00:35:55.620 Whatever, dude.

00:35:56.240 why would i go to boston right now it's so cold i want to go somewhere sunny kind of want to go

00:36:00.620 to la i want to go somewhere with sun because the the seasonal depression is real dude we get three

00:36:05.840 hours of sunlight here because i wake up late sun sets at like 3 30 it's it's ridiculous i was

00:36:11.080 gonna say retarded but i can't say that it's ridiculous um i need to go somewhere sun to get

00:36:15.420 out of this shit man what do you think of juice world's death um it's weird dude because uh it is

00:36:21.600 very expected his music was kind of predicting his death he's always sing about death overdosing

00:36:26.120 drugs and literally the night before the night before juice world died i was joking with my

00:36:31.600 friend willie because willie um when you see like the the spotify and apple music rap of the year

00:36:37.760 or like the wrap up of the year you see who your top artists are and his top artist was juice world

00:36:43.900 and i'm like how the fuck do you like him that much like his music's okay but he's just like

00:36:48.080 black post malone you know i always couldn't tell a difference between post malone and juice world

00:36:53.860 and then i started hearing it i'm like oh yeah this is just uh a burnt version um but r.i.p to

00:36:59.040 him i probably shouldn't be fucking saying this so quick after his death rest in peace of the man

00:37:03.420 he made some good music he had a lot of talent he had a bright future ahead of him he wasn't really

00:37:07.540 my favorite and i think when artists die a lot of guys like to pretend how you know that they were

00:37:12.500 really on board with it as soon as someone dies they start tweeting every fucking picture that

00:37:16.860 they can think of them because i get some retweets oh i took a picture with them at a

00:37:20.840 fucking meet and greet who fucking cares dude let the man rest stop trying to get him use his

00:37:25.260 death for clout it's ridiculous whatever or maybe we're just memorializing in a social media era

00:37:30.400 who knows who knows who knows and you got any more questions huh uh lena on the low says who

00:37:38.460 would you like to interview next um well i will i like i like the theme i've done two interviews

00:37:46.620 and there were both people who were cancelled

00:37:48.340 Kyle Koshub and Shane Gillis

00:37:49.700 I like the theme of interviewing people

00:37:52.160 who don't really have a platform

00:37:53.360 because I'm privileged to have this platform on YouTube

00:37:56.020 where

00:37:56.480 YouTube is the new TV

00:37:59.440 and I have viewers, I can get things seen

00:38:02.460 I can let people be heard

00:38:04.000 I have a platform, people always try to de-platform

00:38:06.500 I have a platform before they take it away

00:38:08.620 and

00:38:09.700 I would like to interview someone cancelled

00:38:11.560 or somebody who I think deserves

00:38:13.760 some attention

00:38:15.700 you know attention is currency nowadays and

00:38:18.340 I just I feel I I have a soft spot I sympathize with these canceled people I don't know why I

00:38:24.700 think because I can see it happening you know if it happens to h3h3 it's gonna happen to me dude

00:38:28.920 um what's my favorite movie goodfellas uh fucking irishman was old fellas I was just

00:38:35.560 talking about I was trying to re-watch the movie irishman it was just not happening for me

00:38:38.820 um but a lot of people here are asking for more psychedelic videos maybe I should man

00:38:44.780 Maybe I should just drop DMT live in a podcast.

00:38:50.060 Nah.

00:38:53.720 When are you going to do...

00:38:55.000 This is from TTO.

00:38:57.300 When are you going to do a video where you interview random people on the street?

00:39:00.660 I think I should do that for my next video because I'm running low on topics right now.

00:39:04.660 Actually, no, I'm not.

00:39:05.340 I have a couple of good topics, but those videos always do really well and people seem to like them.

00:39:10.720 It's just fucking cold, dude.

00:39:11.900 It's just fucking cold in New York right now.

00:39:14.100 Maybe that's why I should go visit Austin or L.A. or somewhere and get the fuck out of here.

00:39:19.260 AnthonyTheFailedFusion says, can you read my DMs?

00:39:22.080 Dude, there's a lot of them.

00:39:23.340 I'm not even trying to flex.

00:39:24.660 There's just a lot of DMs to go through.

00:39:26.680 And my eyebrows are fucked up.

00:39:27.800 I got to fix some shit before the IG thoughts come in here.

00:39:30.140 You know what I mean?

00:39:30.920 You know what I mean?

00:39:35.480 And then WoodstockNewYork says, are you ever going to release a podcast for non-patron members?

00:39:39.780 Yes.

00:39:40.380 I'm just trying to get good at podcasting.

00:39:41.820 Everyone and their fucking mom has a podcast, and Patreon is my way of practicing and getting better.

00:39:46.760 I've been doing these weeklies for the past 10 weeks.

00:39:48.680 I do these podcasts on Patreon.

00:39:50.420 Everyone in the Shane Gillis video was like, why don't you start a podcast?

00:39:52.820 I do have one, which is not for you, baby.

00:39:55.940 It's $4 a month.

00:39:57.100 Nah, I'm playing.

00:39:59.260 Will Yang win 2020, says Mateo Satoro?

00:40:01.620 No, he won't.

00:40:02.320 Trump is going to win.

00:40:03.680 No, he won't.

00:40:04.300 Trump is going to win.

00:40:07.420 And nobody else is asking really good questions.

00:40:09.580 I'm going to hang it up there

00:40:10.940 Go back to my podcast

00:40:12.260 Check it out

00:40:13.000 It's on my Patreon

00:40:13.580 Or don't

00:40:14.360 I don't give a fuck

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00:40:17.320 They just released two new merch lines

00:40:19.280 There's a line of yellow hoodies

00:40:20.580 And those are pretty fucking dope

00:40:22.620 And there's also long sleeve t-shirts

00:40:23.940 Long sleeve t-shirts are not really my thing

00:40:25.940 But these are my thing

00:40:27.120 Because these shits are fire

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00:40:29.340 And

00:40:30.560 Bada bing bada boom

00:40:32.160 See you guys later

00:40:32.680 Alright I'm done with that fucking live

00:40:35.220 And I can take off my hat

00:40:36.140 And bring back the lesbian hair

00:40:37.800 that was cool yeah instagram live is really fun i like one thing i do i did a couple nights ago

00:40:43.900 after i bombed it was last week after i bombed a comedy show i was kind of drunk i like taking a

00:40:50.440 couple drinks after i bombed and before i go on stage apparently um i only did that one time but

00:40:56.360 i went on i was on live for like a couple hours talking shit i was drunk and like people didn't

00:41:01.060 even know it was a lot of fun i'm just like adding people requesting people to join the live and i'm

00:41:05.660 talking shit to them they make fun of their room one thing i really enjoy just really enjoy talking

00:41:10.700 to the people i like connecting with people me me me me me i just like what i like to do

00:41:17.520 and i like when i feel good about myself and when i feel like i'm me i am myself and me all right

00:41:26.260 um cool we've done 41 minutes i usually try to do around 45 we'll keep that consistent let's see

00:41:35.040 How am I going to fill up time?

00:41:37.120 Like, even fucking last night when I was doing a comedy show, I had four more minutes to go.

00:41:40.800 But I'm just so used to doing five, I just cut it short.

00:41:43.100 So, I got to practice if I need to filibuster.

00:41:46.200 What else is happening, yo?

00:41:47.800 What else is happening?

00:41:52.680 What else is happening?

00:41:57.360 Let's talk about me again.

00:41:59.640 Me.

00:42:01.100 Yeah, so I got the new equipment.

00:42:02.340 um trying to do more podcasts and the view it's dude it's tough because like

00:42:09.440 ah the recent videos have not been they've been getting good views but not what i've been not

00:42:14.920 the clickbait standard that i set for myself because i haven't been clickbaiting as hard

00:42:18.020 it's just it's just really the fucking clickbait is more important than the video nowadays

00:42:21.760 it's just trying to get up to that it's trying to get up to that standard it's tough man it's tough

00:42:26.900 man last video i changed the title and thumbnail like a million different times trying to test

00:42:31.540 that's one thing that uh youtube lets you do now you can test different thumbnails and titles

00:42:36.400 to see which one does the best because it really is more important than the video itself but i say

00:42:41.900 this every fucking podcast um so i'm gonna start doing some more shows i mean i think within the

00:42:49.880 next month i'm gonna start you know trying to sell tickets to just comedy clubs doing small

00:42:54.200 events i'll probably do 15 minutes i've been getting much better at stand-up uh i really am

00:42:58.820 We're really improving.

00:43:01.340 And I wish I could ask about you guys, but you're not here.

00:43:04.380 I'm also getting so tired.

00:43:05.800 I just want to fucking eat this food that's behind me, these mozzarella sticks.

00:43:09.760 That's like 43 minutes.

00:43:11.060 We got two more minutes to go.

00:43:12.340 But you guys are probably leaving because I'm complaining about doing the podcast while doing the podcast.

00:43:16.620 That is not good entertainment.

00:43:18.480 That is not good material right there.

00:43:21.180 Maybe I should just read these Steezy DMs.

00:43:23.040 Let's read these.

00:43:23.720 Shout out Steezy Kane.

00:43:24.740 Let me just read those because I was fucking...

00:43:27.340 Um, yo, there's this one frat dude who started a fucking candle company and he came over to

00:43:32.580 my crib.

00:43:33.240 Uh, I thought he just wanted to hang out.

00:43:34.760 He's like, Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.

00:43:36.140 And he came over and he's like, I got these fucking candles.

00:43:39.220 And now he wants me to take pictures of them.

00:43:41.080 It's like, dude, oh my God, I don't, that's like literally the last thing I want to do.

00:43:45.120 I don't give a fuck about your candles.

00:43:48.140 I just go to door to door and sell these candles.

00:43:51.360 It's like, have you seen all these businesses?

00:43:53.880 haven't you seen enough families fail

00:43:56.800 because they're failed businesses

00:43:58.760 we went into a recession

00:44:01.060 because people kept taking out loans

00:44:02.640 and you're starting a door to door

00:44:04.760 candle business

00:44:05.840 go fuck yourself I don't want to help you

00:44:08.720 oh my god

00:44:10.220 but he came over he was all nice and he gave me a fucking candle

00:44:12.560 so you can't be mean

00:44:13.800 a grown man handed me a candle

00:44:15.980 a grown man handed me a candle

00:44:18.740 so how can you say no to the guy

00:44:22.620 you came in you're all nice

00:44:24.480 and the candle does look pretty good in my room

00:44:26.340 I'm not going to lie

00:44:27.120 I should read these DC DMs off the air

00:44:29.460 thank you for listening

00:44:30.680 this has been quality

00:44:31.660 fucking kind of quality

00:44:33.720 I just fucked up the name of my own podcast

00:44:35.480 this has been kind of quality episode 11

00:44:39.200 take it easy Patreon members

00:44:41.920 or maybe people are listening

00:44:44.060 seven years from now

00:44:45.020 because somebody ripped this and posted it online

00:44:46.660 fuck you for doing that

00:44:48.220 and how are you doing seven years from now

00:44:50.220 I don't know man

00:44:51.900 I don't know, man.

00:44:52.760 All right, let me eat these mozzarella sticks.

00:44:54.060 Take it easy.

00:44:55.360 Take it easy because I'm from fucking New York.

00:44:57.780 All right.

SHNEAKO - December 10, 2019

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