SHNEAKO - December 10, 2019


Kinda Quality #11 - Trump Wins the Election？ Instagram Live Comments


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44 minutes

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258

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355

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In this episode, I talk about the new audio equipment I got, and how much I hate Applebee's. I also talk about how expensive it is to go to a sleepover with friends and how you have to pay for it.

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00:00:00.000 test test oh i need to put my headphones in before i say test that was stupid i just bought 0.96
00:00:04.300 new fucking i know it's working i can see the levels but i want to put them in anyway 0.95
00:00:07.500 i just bought this this new audio equipment oh my god that sounds so crispy yo it just reminds 0.98
00:00:11.840 me i gotta put my face right up to the mic that's one thing i gotta remember i just spent a whole
00:00:16.500 bunch of money on this new audio equipment to make these podcasts a little bit better
00:00:19.620 and hopefully i can start some audio listeners as well i want to start posting these on spotify
00:00:25.820 and everything but it'll still be a visual component you know there's some visual listeners 0.95
00:00:29.460 on the patreon members shout out to the patreon people um yes you can see my fucking cancer 0.94
00:00:35.580 patient looking hat on right now let me take this off yeah dude i don't know i gotta cut this 0.98
00:00:40.060 blonde bleached hair i look like a i look like a handsome lesbian i look like ellen's adopted 0.95
00:00:48.200 child from taiwan i don't know why taiwan's funny i did just record this and then i fucked up because 0.99
00:00:55.700 i was recording stereo instead of mono um i'll see you i'll show you the audio thing it's a zoom
00:01:00.380 recorder that looks so professional bro i got this real mic now no backup recording right now i hope 0.97
00:01:06.480 this doesn't fuck up again because i don't want to do this again it was a whole thing a big ass 0.97
00:01:10.380 spider came in was hopping around i killed it on camera it was kind of sick but nah it was just it 0.98
00:01:15.180 was it was too you know you know you know how it goes you know how it goes but i do feel way more
00:01:20.020 professional and it just sounds so cool dude even if i wanted to get any more professional i have
00:01:24.060 those big ass podcast headsets on but do you really need those if you're just listening to 0.78
00:01:28.200 your own voice i feel like these fucking work i don't know maybe just people want to look richer 0.98
00:01:31.840 than they are or it does look it actually looks better because it matches the microphone 0.99
00:01:35.500 this mic looks cool um the fucking cover on this looks like a a black dude's afro from the 70s 0.94
00:01:42.420 you know what i mean you can't see it for the people listening just to the audio but it does 0.99
00:01:47.980 it looks like a 70s afro it looks like an nba yeah well shut up all right cool so i got a lot
00:01:53.680 to talk about today i'm gonna start riffing um there's two things i want to talk about and there's
00:01:59.840 also i might go live on instagram and like reply to people i think that'd be cool to go live and
00:02:04.180 then also i get the free patreon plug you know what i mean um shout out to the one editor i
00:02:09.380 forgot his name but he's been emailing me and he just cut up um a video of the first nine episodes
00:02:15.560 what was that noise did you hear that whatever move on he clipped together like a montage or
00:02:21.940 just like podcast highlights from the first nine episodes which is dope it's dope to see i'm gonna 0.85
00:02:27.420 post that on youtube hopefully this gets some more fucking exposure um because you know this 0.94
00:02:33.140 is a patreon only podcast i'm trying to get better at podcasting before i do it for real for real 0.94
00:02:36.740 because everyone their fucking mom has a podcast and it's all boring it's oversaturated so i'm 0.98
00:02:40.780 trying to get good do this patreon thing even though there's only like 250 you that's the 0.98
00:02:45.640 craziest thing i spent so much time on this fucking thing and there's only a potential 0.98
00:02:49.620 250-ish people who are gonna listen to it what if it's trash then yeah i guess there's no pressure 0.99
00:02:57.240 if it's trash um see a couple things i want to talk about oh first i want to talk about this 0.99
00:03:01.720 fucking fuck applebee's because i just i order uber eats almost every day like for dinner i don't 1.00
00:03:06.120 have time to cook anymore i do but i'm lazy and i don't have a car but what the fuck is this dude 1.00
00:03:11.160 i spent 20 on this and they gave me like fucking four chicken nuggets i keep showing it to the 0.98
00:03:16.000 camera but i'm starting to bring audio listeners the point is applebee sent me literally five 0.97
00:03:22.000 chicken nuggets i ate one and then i you gotta order two appetizers like let me get some 0.91
00:03:26.740 fucking mozzarella sticks and they gave me four a twenty dollar dinner for like a couple chicken 0.96
00:03:32.140 nuggets and some mozzarella sticks dude that's like a snack at a sleepover adult world's different 1.00
00:03:39.780 man. $20 is one. $1 as a kid is, what's the analogy? I read this on a tweet and I fucked it
00:03:46.280 up. Um, yeah, yeah. $20 is an adult dollar because this fucking couple of chicken nuggets 0.81
00:03:54.080 and mozzarella sticks that's free at a sleepover, right? You're hungry. You go to your white 0.99
00:03:58.760 friend's house for a sleepover. You play some Xbox. Their mom makes you some pancakes, some
00:04:02.680 waffles, and you might get a couple of mozzarella sticks and it's free. You don't say a word. You
00:04:06.640 want that food now you order on postmates uber eats whatever fucking app and you got a little 0.99
00:04:12.640 like what the fuck is that man come on dude come on dude whatever whatever that's that's being an 0.99
00:04:19.860 adult my poor influencer life all right let's talk about trump we're talking about trump guys 1.00
00:04:26.840 we're talking about trump uh you guys paying attention to the election
00:04:31.640 Huh?
00:04:32.600 Anyone registered to vote?
00:04:35.100 Nothing?
00:04:35.840 No?
00:04:36.700 You guys care?
00:04:38.340 Because Trump is probably going to win the election.
00:04:41.080 I've accepted it.
00:04:42.960 I think the first stage of grief is acceptance. 1.00
00:04:45.540 He's going to fucking win. 0.99
00:04:47.140 I hope he doesn't. 0.99
00:04:48.340 I really hope he doesn't because I'll get into the pros and cons of his presidency so far. 1.00
00:04:53.420 But my main gripe with him is he's just a fucking embarrassment. 1.00
00:04:57.520 Right? 1.00
00:04:57.860 The president is supposed to represent us as a people. 0.97
00:04:59.960 and whether or not you like him the guy's fucking embarrassing okay you you can't argue against it 1.00
00:05:05.720 that he's not an asshole that he's not a dick he's just like a graduated high school bully 1.00
00:05:09.940 who somehow made it this far in life without getting canceled without getting the shit kicked 1.00
00:05:13.900 out of him without anyone ever telling him no the guy can't take an L I'll give him credit for that 0.99
00:05:18.800 like he's got a pretty good track record dude he was wiling out talking about grabbing pussies 1.00
00:05:23.900 sending the Mexicans because they're murderers and rapists dude survived all of that Shane 1.00
00:05:29.500 gillis the guy i interviewed in my last video but he called one asian guy a chink and he got fired 1.00
00:05:34.280 from snl as a joke joking this guy trump is serious build the wall send the arabs back home
00:05:41.200 let's put the mexican kids at the border in trash bags and he has survived the impeachment he survived 0.98
00:05:46.800 everything the left is thrown at him the man can't take an l um and my number one gripe with him the 1.00
00:05:53.620 he's just a fucking embarrassment dude like he's we've always been the laughing stop of the earth 0.98
00:05:58.240 the laughing stock of the is that the phrasing the laughing stock that doesn't sound right now 1.00
00:06:02.440 that i'm saying it but we've been a fucking joke to the europeans for i don't know how long hey 0.99
00:06:06.640 the fucking americans and their large movie teacher drinks why is the coca-cola so capitalistic you 1.00
00:06:14.400 know what i mean and now trump has just added ammo to the fire like all these europeans giggling 1.00
00:06:20.160 about how dumb he is hey the orange man ha ha you have a trump in the or whatever and i just don't 1.00
00:06:27.200 like that shit i just don't like that shit and i don't want him to win i one thing i said 1.00
00:06:33.000 definitively well i thought was definitively back in 2016 when i really cared about cared about the 0.99
00:06:37.900 election was voting and all that i was really into politics and i thought for sure that whoever
00:06:43.480 wins if it's hillary or trump both of them aren't going to be re-elected they're so unliked and
00:06:48.900 they've never i don't i haven't seen anybody split the general election as much as those two did 1.00
00:06:54.100 those two unlikable fucking cunts the both of them both cunts solid cunts hillary and her 1.00
00:07:03.680 fucking nay-naying and dabbing on ellen making people cedar rapids her and the illuminati parties 1.00
00:07:10.980 she's a fucking crook trump is a bully he's like tapping into that white racism i don't even think 1.00
00:07:17.580 he's as racist as people think he is i just think he was saying what the country wanted to hear 1.00
00:07:24.020 But, yeah, both of them were cunts. 1.00
00:07:25.320 I'm like, they're not going to get reelected. 0.98
00:07:26.540 But looking now, it's pretty likely that Trump is going to be reelected, dude.
00:07:30.900 And it's because there's no good opposition, man.
00:07:33.820 There's no one good enough.
00:07:35.600 I thought Kamala Harris might have a shot because she's got, like, she's kind of black. 1.00
00:07:39.540 She's a woman. 0.82
00:07:40.900 She's, you know, not too old. 0.99
00:07:43.640 Policy aside, Americans don't give a fuck about policy. 0.97
00:07:45.840 I'm just looking at image and personality. 0.97
00:07:48.020 I thought Kamala Harris had a chance. 0.98
00:07:49.360 I fucking I did not like her because she was incriminating people for smoking weed and as I 1.00
00:07:55.700 bring up weed I'm just gonna I'm gonna light up a cbd sig real quick but I'm gonna continue the 0.99
00:07:59.280 podcast as well I didn't like her I thought she had a shot um because she had the appeal she had 1.00
00:08:04.560 the the sex appeal and not that she's um not that I would smash Kamala Harris but you know what I 0.96
00:08:09.700 mean she had that fucking sexy politician thing to her and that's uh the standard is really low 0.99
00:08:14.720 for politicians what am I talking about dude I'm just like trying to talk about something while I 1.00
00:08:18.660 find a lighter you got a lighter you got no you don't got a lighter you fucking always bumming 0.99
00:08:23.520 damn man so i have to go upstairs to get a lighter i don't want to cut this podcast off 1.00
00:08:29.040 because i'm talking about some serious issues and i'm trying to get a lighter fuck it i'm just 0.99
00:08:32.700 smoking to smoke um but biden right now biden i saw a clip on twitter of biden like saying a speech 0.99
00:08:39.820 and he's already been labeled as a creep because of all the fucking pictures of him 0.98
00:08:42.780 groping little girls and you know breathing into their faces it's weird dude and i saw a clip on 1.00
00:08:48.280 twitter if i'm talking about oh you know i got my hairy legs and i shave the legs and he's talking 0.96
00:08:53.840 about his hairy legs and there's a bunch of children in the crowd and people are buying it
00:08:57.820 for some reason because they already like him and then he goes on to talk about oh and when kids sit
00:09:02.300 in my lap and i do enjoy having kids sit in my lap verbatim that's what he said the guy who's
00:09:07.460 already labeled as a creep is talking about kids sitting on his lap he's an embarrassment i would
00:09:14.340 Honestly, kind of rather have Trump than Biden in office. 0.89
00:09:20.160 That's not even a joke. 0.99
00:09:21.520 Biden is so fucking unlikable to me. 0.99
00:09:24.200 Not like Trump. 1.00
00:09:25.160 But the fact that I don't think Biden could win because even Obama, his fucking former boss, won't endorse him. 0.98
00:09:32.060 That's got to, like, who else could win? 1.00
00:09:34.580 Fucking Bernie, the goblin Jew? 1.00
00:09:41.220 Elizabeth Warren, the red-skinned Indian? 1.00
00:09:43.100 Warren no man it's it's not looking I think Yang is my favorite Yang is by far my favorite I love
00:09:50.860 I'm a big fan of Yang everyone I spoke to who knows him speaks highly of him he seems genuine
00:09:55.100 he seems like a good dude um I don't think he has any other interests in mind I don't think he has
00:10:01.420 any I think he is what you see what you see is what you get and he's a genuine guy he's in tune
00:10:08.920 with the with young people that's uh the number one selling point it has that he he understands
00:10:13.160 memes he gets how young people communicate he's been talking about cancel culture he's really
00:10:17.700 in tune with the with social media with generation z with millennials he gets the boomers i think he
00:10:24.320 can can connect with the most amount of people i know but one thing that happens with liberals and 0.97
00:10:30.500 fucking people from cities is that they just see their hippie friend not hippie that's an old term 1.00
00:10:34.820 they see their woke friends in brooklyn and seattle and portland drinking their fucking 1.00
00:10:38.480 frappuccinos on the way back from the yoga studio where they build whole foods where the trap house 0.95
00:10:42.900 used to be all these gentrified cities and they think that everyone's woke but the vast majority
00:10:47.840 of this country is so much different than what you see online like most of these people are 1.00
00:10:51.660 fucking truck drivers who smoke meth all day shoot up heroin at night fuck their ugly wives 1.00
00:10:58.520 go to sleep in a landlocked state that you've never been to and you never will visit these 1.00
00:11:02.640 that's the vast coal miners you know maybe the the wife works at a diner people delivering mail 1.00
00:11:10.880 this is the country dude this is the the vast majority of the country and i i was stuck in
00:11:16.260 that mindset last election i was so certain that hillary was gonna win i started like joking about 0.96
00:11:21.220 it was just all these fucking white people in my last school who have coexist stickers on the back 0.98
00:11:26.280 of their subarus trying to be all woke and woker than the last person kind of pissed me off it's 0.99
00:11:31.740 just like i don't like that i don't i like when everyone already agrees with each other and
00:11:35.680 everyone's doesn't you're they're afraid to speak up because they don't want to disagree 0.98
00:11:40.020 it's just stupid it was just this bubble of wokeness and environmentally friendly i mean 1.00
00:11:47.060 like you gotta the environment matters but these people were like digging in the trash 1.00
00:11:50.620 i had one teacher like digging in the trash can like a fucking raccoon trying to pick up cans 0.99
00:11:56.600 it's like dude chill like yeah recycling is good but you look like a raccoon i don't know i don't 0.99
00:12:02.900 know i had a girlfriend at the time who was so into the environment i started crying when i made
00:12:06.120 fun of her for that but anyways um where am i going um just yeah if you get out of your bubble
00:12:13.160 the way that google works and facebook works and social media works you're only going to see the
00:12:18.400 same circle of people all the time so you're always going to be validating your already made
00:12:22.200 opinions you're not going to be challenged because you're not going to see the other side
00:12:24.900 and it's really easy to happen nowadays
00:12:27.720 you know
00:12:28.440 people don't want to read articles that disagree with 0.99
00:12:31.200 people want to read shit that makes them feel like they're smart 0.99
00:12:34.100 because hey I'm right 0.99
00:12:35.160 they go to imright.com
00:12:37.500 and download all the facts into their brain
00:12:39.220 and spit it off at other people at parties
00:12:41.140 I think I stole that from Bill Burr
00:12:42.720 but you get the gist of what I'm saying
00:12:43.960 how do you like this podcast Mike
00:12:47.140 I'm feeling really good
00:12:48.080 with these headphones in
00:12:49.000 my voice sounds real bassy and deep 0.93
00:12:50.660 I don't just look like a handsome lesbian
00:12:53.380 I don't have the twink vibe I usually do
00:12:55.360 I feel like I'm Howard Stern
00:12:56.760 and we're talking about the issues 1.00
00:12:59.440 and I'm getting spit all over the fucking 1.00
00:13:03.160 pop filter 0.99
00:13:04.700 that's why I bought it so I wouldn't break this mic right away
00:13:07.420 yeah so I want to make this video
00:13:11.520 called Why Trump Will Win
00:13:13.020 and that's great clickbait
00:13:15.360 well you know I've talked about how you need
00:13:17.360 clickbait in order for a video to do well
00:13:19.220 but it's good clickbait
00:13:20.360 you can use any picture of Trump
00:13:22.480 Trump's face is so clickable.
00:13:24.700 Just title video, like, why Trump will win.
00:13:26.720 I want to explain the reason why.
00:13:28.100 I actually do think he's going to win the election again.
00:13:31.080 And I want to go over the pros and cons because I would speak it to more right-wing people just to get out of my same headspace and, you know, everyone agreeing with each other in New York for the most part on political issues.
00:13:43.340 And a lot of the people on the left are afraid to acknowledge the good that Trump has done.
00:13:47.220 You know, the economy is doing well right now.
00:13:49.100 I'm not an economist. 0.99
00:13:50.140 I'm not a fucking finance guy. 1.00
00:13:51.280 I don't know shit. 0.99
00:13:52.480 Dude, I still am not really sure how to pay taxes. 0.97
00:13:55.220 So I'm not the economy guy.
00:13:56.840 But people have been telling me that the economy is doing well.
00:14:00.500 We're not in a recession yet.
00:14:02.860 We're doing okay.
00:14:03.820 The vast majority of day-to-day life has not changed since Obama was alive. 0.98
00:14:08.200 Okay, there's Mexicans and trash bags at the border. 0.98
00:14:10.360 Correct. 0.92
00:14:11.400 But your life in your comfortable suburban home, you open the door, you go to school, you go to work, you eat something, have a burger, have a hot dog, drink your milkshake, and you go to sleep.
00:14:20.740 your normal life is not that different we've had trump in office for three years 0.98
00:14:25.920 he's done some good shit man and i don't know how fucking maga maga i'm coming off right now 0.98
00:14:31.180 um i don't like the guy i've already fucking talked about that i shouldn't be afraid to 0.98
00:14:35.400 say positive things about trump but with the climate that we have right now there's reason
00:14:40.720 to be but you know another good thing he's done was help calm the relationship between
00:14:46.420 united states and north korea for example when obama was in office and i gotta sneeze so bad 0.90
00:14:51.640 it's coming who's gonna come damn man when you start thinking about it too much oh bless you
00:14:59.380 quality podcasting here all right but when trump was in office i don't know if you remember but 0.95
00:15:03.840 the threat of a nuclear war was very strong kim jong-un was wilding out 2015 2016 even seth
00:15:11.160 rogan made a movie about how much he was wilding out people were genuinely worried that this dude
00:15:15.280 kim jong-un was gonna go on a fucking ego rampage and nuke the whole world that was a concern that 1.00
00:15:20.100 people seem to have forgotten but trump met with kim jong-un and they seem like they got they got 0.97
00:15:26.580 along pretty well and i mentioned this to my dad for example he's like oh trump is just kim jong-un's
00:15:31.580 puppet you don't even understand he's got him in his pocket well nobody's worried about a nuclear
00:15:35.900 warfare anymore whether or not kim jong-un has trump in his pocket whatever we're not worried 0.97
00:15:39.920 about him nuking for to prove how big his balls are like that's the threat in 2015 2016 kim jong 0.66
00:15:47.240 was like dude he was ballsy man it seems like a lot of you guys forgot about that and trump did 0.87
00:15:52.120 calm that down another thing he did was help criminal justice reform because in america our
00:15:58.680 our prison system has overwhelming has an overwhelming amount of black and latino people 1.00
00:16:05.560 in the prison system we have we arrest mostly black people and we imprison mostly black people 1.00
00:16:10.560 and latino people and you know trump has said a lot of racist shit but he teamed up and it's not 0.99
00:16:15.500 a fucking joke it sounds like a headline from an onion article this doesn't sound real but 0.98
00:16:19.040 kim kardashian and donald trump have helped criminal justice reform i never imagine telling 0.98
00:16:24.780 that to someone in 2012 um but you know i need to look into this a little bit more but apparently
00:16:30.060 they got a bill signed and it's called something something act i don't remember and i don't want
00:16:34.440 to look it up right now, but there's an act that helped, um, reform these privately owned
00:16:39.580 prisons. And I need to do more research about that. But it seems like the point I'm trying
00:16:47.480 to make here is that the left doesn't, the left wants to ignore anything that Trump has
00:16:51.240 done well. They don't want to admit that he's a good person because they just don't like
00:16:54.560 him. And I understand he's a shitty guy. He's not a nice person. We can, we can agree on 0.99
00:16:59.580 that he's a he's a dick he's a dickhead he's like a textbook dickhead and what am i going with this 1.00
00:17:08.620 um did i have a point yeah yeah the left doesn't they don't want to admit that he's done some good 1.00
00:17:14.440 things and i understand i understand um you know every comedian every year will go in the street
00:17:19.700 and they'll they'll ask people on the street like who they're voting for and then they'll name all
00:17:23.540 the policies from the opposite candidate and frame it as if the candidate they like said it like um
00:17:29.060 if i asked you like what do you think about hillary's plan to build the wall to make safer
00:17:33.900 borders and because i said hillary the person listening would be nodding like oh yeah i love
00:17:38.500 that idea and then the comedian will be like oh well that's all trump's policies and like whoa
00:17:43.280 proving that we care more about character than policy but we've known that we've known that 0.96
00:17:49.360 we have definitely known that um what else about trump um so the opposition's trash 0.95
00:17:55.640 The left doesn't want to admit good things 0.96
00:17:58.480 People get stuck in their bubble
00:18:00.580 I wrote a couple notes about this
00:18:02.300 I've been writing this script
00:18:03.160 I'm trying to develop a good video essay
00:18:06.480 You know what I mean?
00:18:07.160 Where's my phone?
00:18:08.660 I should have been more prepared
00:18:09.740 Audio listeners, how do you like this, man?
00:18:13.260 How do you like this mic?
00:18:14.340 It sounds good, dude 0.91
00:18:15.440 Steezy just didn't fucking DM me 1.00
00:18:19.700 Where am I going with this? 0.98
00:18:21.080 What was I talking about?
00:18:21.680 All right, man
00:18:22.400 See, my phone's so distracting 0.99
00:18:23.740 I open it up and I get fucking messages 0.99
00:18:25.320 from the IG thoughts and clout gods. 0.98
00:18:28.320 All right, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me. 0.99
00:18:31.720 Where, fuck, I want to read these DMs so bad. 1.00
00:18:34.840 I think this guy, Steve, wants me to, fuck it. 1.00
00:18:38.620 What am I talking about? 1.00
00:18:40.180 Trump, Trump, Trump.
00:18:40.900 All right, come on, get back on track.
00:18:42.080 Get back on track.
00:18:42.720 Stop looking at booty. 0.99
00:18:45.440 Clout will fuck anybody up. 1.00
00:18:47.300 Man, God damn, I need to, dude, 1.00
00:18:49.280 I've been so addicted to my phone the past couple days, 0.99
00:18:52.200 like nonstop.
00:18:53.140 But one thing I really got to fix is,
00:18:54.500 Like, when I wake up in the morning, it's, I can't, I need, I go on my phone first thing
00:18:59.380 every morning, and I hate doing it, but it's just like, I need, the first thing I do when
00:19:02.960 I wake up is I need to, like, numb my brain a little bit, or else I'm, I don't know, man.
00:19:06.260 I'm just making excuses. 0.99
00:19:07.180 I need to get the fuck off my phone. 1.00
00:19:11.780 Trump. 0.99
00:19:17.260 Yeah, so that's basically where I'm at right now.
00:19:19.300 um and all yeah it's people are gonna vote for trump again because they they they're responding
00:19:24.900 to the the woke culture that we see right now the the climate of right now is is unhealthy and i
00:19:30.880 think that the me too movement the whole cancel culture outrage thing is only helping guys like
00:19:35.160 trump because you know they've tried so hard to impeach him and get him canceled canceled canceled
00:19:40.320 that they start canceling other people innocent guys like shane gillis the guy interviewed the
00:19:45.060 comedian i interviewed in my video the guy is not even on the right he made a couple jokes with
00:19:50.860 racial slurs and they got him fired and they're doing that because in his words he's like they 0.97
00:19:55.780 can't get trump so they're getting dipshits like me and so the rest of the country is responding 0.96
00:20:00.360 to what they see like these guys they might not be on twitter as much as you but they know what's 0.98
00:20:05.360 happening and people want to protect their freedom of speech people most of the country doesn't agree
00:20:11.860 with this whole outrage cancel culture thing it's going crazy dude like these k-pop fans are trying
00:20:16.900 to get h3 h3 canceled because he said that their thing is for little is like a weird pedophile 0.98
00:20:21.920 fetish thing which is funny dude k-pop is fucking whack like if you're listening to this and you 0.98
00:20:27.580 listen to k-pop please stop listening to this you know i i think the whole thing is fucking weird 0.99
00:20:33.940 you you have you anyone can have their music taste you can like jazz you can like country music you 0.83
00:20:38.680 can like rap but if you like i i understand that but dude if you listen to k-pop something's not 0.95
00:20:44.080 you're goofy you're weird you're a weirdo it's just k-pop and dude i want to roast that in a 0.99
00:20:52.480 video so bad these fucking k-pop nerds dude it's absolutely wild and 1.00
00:20:58.280 remember that the vast majority of the country is not like you when i say you i'm talking about 0.99
00:21:06.600 you know the oh i just need to are you in the right headspace to receive this information
00:21:12.140 that that the rest of the country is not on board with none of that man rest of the country is still
00:21:19.420 getting used to the gay thing and you guys are already moving ahead to gender non-conforming 0.99
00:21:23.740 non-binary fluidity whatever the fuck and these people are still getting adjusted to gay 0.99
00:21:29.980 for these people like gay is still weird and you're like now you want to make up a million 1.00
00:21:35.300 genders like people are gonna respond to this they don't understand it we need a guy who can
00:21:44.160 who can speak to everyone man who could speak like that that's why jfk was the best but who 0.98
00:21:50.080 the fuck do i know i was not alive when jfk was around and i just saw the irishman so i think i 0.85
00:21:54.860 know what i'm talking about speaking of the irishman did anyone see that that movie that 0.98
00:21:59.280 long martin scorsese movie i did not love it i did not love it i talked about it a little bit 0.70
00:22:03.420 the last podcast and i i was i was re-watching it um in parts this is fucking three and a half 0.96
00:22:08.160 hours you can't watch the whole thing in one goddamn sitting you think i got time for that 0.97
00:22:11.240 you serious dude especially movie that boring my gripe with it it is still boring i was watching 0.99
00:22:17.300 it again it is still boring there's some good parts about it but it's like scorsese you got
00:22:21.180 to get more inventive with your settings and your scenery and what's in the shots like okay they're
00:22:25.760 in a restaurant okay it's an old-timey car okay they're driving and they're in new york and
00:22:31.580 there's candles in the back and they're at a bar and they're drinking like i've seen this in a 0.76
00:22:35.500 million fucking mafia movies dude re like we've seen this movie reinvented a little bit for for 0.99
00:22:44.340 2019 man we get it mob guys oh he kills people he beats people up and they're italian like i 1.00
00:22:51.860 fucking get it dude i get it they're the yorkers with the fucking chain and the fucking fucking 1.00
00:22:58.260 pizza i first realized um how popular trump was uh because i live on long island which is a 1.00
00:23:07.700 predominantly white section of new york it's uh east of east of queens for people don't know where 0.97
00:23:14.240 long island is and like later or i was at a bar with these these fucking italians you know what 0.99
00:23:18.680 i mean i was at a bar and i didn't know at this point just like a couple months ago i didn't 0.88
00:23:23.900 realize how popular
00:23:25.940 Trump was on Long Island. I figured it's New York
00:23:27.780 like most people left here. I'm going, I'm drunk
00:23:29.720 and I'm like, fuck Trump, you fucking dipshit. 1.00
00:23:32.240 And everyone's like, um, what about 1.00
00:23:33.480 the economy and the recession? These fucking 0.99
00:23:35.760 Italians are talking about how he's not 1.00
00:23:37.720 so bad. He's not so bad.
00:23:42.020 He speaks his mind. He say
00:23:43.660 whatever the fuck he wants to say. I want to be 1.00
00:23:45.800 like that guy. 1.00
00:23:47.420 He shits in the gold toilet, but he's just 1.00
00:23:49.680 like me. He's just like one of us, huh? 1.00
00:23:52.700 Come on. 1.00
00:23:53.560 I got a chain around my neck and a chest ass. 1.00
00:23:59.180 He's one of us. 0.99
00:24:00.180 He's just like one of the guys.
00:24:02.000 I feel like I could have a beer with him.
00:24:04.280 I don't know what accent I'm going to.
00:24:05.500 I sound like a cartoon character. 1.00
00:24:06.700 A fucking beer. 1.00
00:24:13.460 He's our guy. 1.00
00:24:15.940 This billionaire from New York.
00:24:18.200 He's our guy.
00:24:19.220 We're coal miners. 1.00
00:24:21.360 We can't get a fucking pension. 1.00
00:24:23.560 but he's our guy those fucking people i'm going on this trump rant and they're that's when i 0.99
00:24:29.180 realized that one he's not as embarrassing as i thought he was to most people i thought that 0.99
00:24:35.000 he turned off the whole country but nah oh shit i'm so funny no i'm not uh i had a show last night 0.97
00:24:47.140 i did a stand-up comedy show yesterday and i i bombed the week before i bombed hard the week 0.99
00:24:52.900 before because i was all nervous and trying to remember my shit and then as soon as i picked up 0.87
00:24:56.980 the mic i started crackling i'm like whoa hey and i'm already getting nervous because i'm trying to 0.91
00:25:01.780 entertain these people i'm still introduced hey i'm uh this guy and i'm talking about and the 0.95
00:25:06.400 mic's fucking up so i'm like oh shit and immediately no one laughs like no sympathy nobody trying to 0.90
00:25:11.540 help me out so i bombed the whole set so this week i'm like all right you gotta come in well 0.99
00:25:16.020 one thing i learned from shane gillis is that you have to have fun on stage you have to as he told
00:25:21.880 me i was asking for new advice for new comedians he's like as long as i'm laughing if i'm making
00:25:26.600 my laugh on stage if i'm having fun on stage it's a good show so i got pretty drunk last night i got
00:25:31.980 not that pretty drunk but like just the right amount of drunk so that i'm not slurring and my
00:25:36.620 asian glow isn't sticking out too much because i'm asian i get red when i drink so i can only
00:25:40.620 have a couple beers before i get all i get all red in the face and um i went on stage like three
00:25:46.980 four beers in and i'm having a good time hey what's going on people looking around and immediately
00:25:51.220 like I get smiles from everyone which is good
00:25:53.140 usually people are looking at me like inquisitive like 1.00
00:25:55.100 what the fuck is this blonde fucking lesbian 1.00
00:25:57.280 doing on stage this guy 1.00
00:25:58.500 is this guy's a fucking comedian 0.99
00:26:00.660 dude he looks like a pop singer this dude looks like a 1.00
00:26:03.100 k-pop singer but it's like coming hey
00:26:05.020 how's it going everyone's like smiling at me
00:26:07.080 and I did really well I'm really happy
00:26:09.120 about that but I'm a little worried that I'm
00:26:11.120 gonna get start relying on alcohol to have better
00:26:13.200 shows which is a bad idea
00:26:14.800 but every comedian's like that every
00:26:17.100 comedian is like tinkering
00:26:19.280 with every little way that they
00:26:20.740 come off on stage. We're all trying to find
00:26:22.520 a recipe that doesn't
00:26:24.760 exist. Stand-up comedy
00:26:26.760 is like a... It's this really spiritual
00:26:28.920 magical thing that you can't...
00:26:31.000 You're always figuring out.
00:26:32.560 You never fully... You never
00:26:34.660 master it. I don't really think you could ever...
00:26:36.540 Maybe Dave Chappelle mastered it, but
00:26:38.060 he has a level of fame
00:26:39.740 in comedy that most people can't touch.
00:26:43.740 As I snorted to the mic.
00:26:45.580 What else I got going on?
00:26:46.700 Should I go live? Should I go live on the gram,
00:26:48.780 huh?
00:26:48.920 huh i wish that they could hear the audio that i'm talking to with this thing
00:26:53.180 um but what else did i want to talk about uh oh i asked some people some stuff about cancel
00:26:59.100 culture uh i was looking through them and they're long fucking essays people like i should just ask 0.91
00:27:03.660 for a specific question but these people i don't know can you see i don't know for the audio
00:27:06.980 listeners it's just like really long so i'll read to through some of these because some of these
00:27:12.160 actually good questions um so the the topic that i asked on patreon was about cancel culture and
00:27:19.240 yada yada and just like what do you think about it where are we going in the future just trying
00:27:23.300 to get people's gauge people's opinion on cancel culture because that was before i interviewed
00:27:26.440 shane and so this is kind of obsolete now because i got that video out of the way but you don't want 0.99
00:27:31.640 to ignore the patrons huh you guys pay my bills you've paid for the shitty fucking mozzarella 0.99
00:27:36.900 sticks and chicken nuggets on my desk so yeah i do owe you guys oh god this is kind of weird 0.97
00:27:42.420 it came into a transaction i'm gonna read the comments because i want to yeah that's much 0.97
00:27:46.480 better miguel espinoza says we are living in a snowflake culture people are fucking crybabies 0.96
00:27:51.880 and can't take a joke sometimes then he wrote drops mike walks out like a badass while everyone 0.98
00:27:56.460 in the background claps haha funny monica's ah man how do i reply to that it's just like you said 0.60
00:28:03.600 the very blanket statement of how people complain about cancel culture oh snowflakes crybabies like 0.94
00:28:08.840 say something that we haven't heard um but it's not like i disagree with you monica says cancel
00:28:14.940 culture is annoying as hell it's basis it's mostly people hopping on a bandwagon trend just because
00:28:19.680 they're bored it's like some shitty outlet for people to let out their pent-up anger that they've 0.95
00:28:23.220 never said to someone's face that is something i haven't thought about yeah when well i have
00:28:27.720 thought about that yeah when you when you're online you get to get out all of your emotions
00:28:31.060 because you don't have to deal with the face-to-face rejection. 0.99
00:28:35.280 Like, if you say the shit that these people are saying online, 0.99
00:28:37.480 you'd see their face get all weird and crinkled up 0.99
00:28:39.320 and you'd have to confront them
00:28:41.060 and you'd immediately start apologizing, right?
00:28:43.420 But you're online and everyone's going to, like,
00:28:45.360 everyone's going to jump on the bandwagon with you.
00:28:48.060 It's mob mentality online.
00:28:49.660 It's exactly what it is.
00:28:51.680 Regidai says,
00:28:52.260 I feel like cancel culture has a lot to do with ego.
00:28:54.360 They just wouldn't bother with someone so pitiful and below them
00:28:56.800 they cross them out and off to the next.
00:29:00.060 Yeah.
00:29:01.060 And then he wrote another two sentences explaining the opinion he just said.
00:29:03.960 So I'm not going to read that.
00:29:04.780 You guys filibuster a lot, man.
00:29:06.480 You just get to the point, dude.
00:29:08.060 Like this next thing from Tem takes up a whole page on my phone for the visual people.
00:29:13.180 It's a whole page, dude.
00:29:14.460 Come on, man.
00:29:15.540 It's a podcast.
00:29:16.580 You think I'm – do I have time to read your whole essay here?
00:29:19.580 I do have time.
00:29:20.520 I have plenty of time.
00:29:22.180 I have plenty of time.
00:29:23.740 But I'm not going to.
00:29:24.760 It's just too long, bro.
00:29:26.220 In the future, I'll just ask for specific questions.
00:29:28.840 and try to keep it to like two or three sentences
00:29:30.840 so I don't have to read everyone's. 0.99
00:29:31.980 All right, I'm just shitting on you too much, Tim. 0.96
00:29:33.580 Maybe you said something really interesting. 0.98
00:29:35.520 Cancel culture is basically just consequence for your actions. 1.00
00:29:38.680 Do some foul shit. 0.99
00:29:39.580 People don't like you anymore. 1.00
00:29:40.660 That's how the world works.
00:29:43.240 Man, no, man, no.
00:29:46.440 What about freedom of speech, dude?
00:29:48.820 What about freedom of speech?
00:29:50.240 Not everything means exactly how it sounds like.
00:29:52.340 If someone takes that out of context
00:29:53.500 and puts it in a blog and a headline,
00:29:56.220 for example, like Shane,
00:29:57.260 one thing he got in trouble for 0.97
00:29:58.120 was calling oh shit stop recording recording again on the camera cool one thing that shane 1.00
00:30:03.520 said that he got in trouble for was that judd apatow was gayer than isis that is fucking 0.99
00:30:08.420 hilarious dude he's gayer than isis like even if he's he's not gay like shane knows that judd 0.95
00:30:15.140 knows that it's funny if you take that out of context and put it in an article it's gonna
00:30:19.780 sound bad it's not cancel culture is not facing consequences for your own for your own actions
00:30:24.780 it's
00:30:26.240 it's people who think they have the right opinion
00:30:32.320 being challenged
00:30:33.560 in a mob
00:30:34.720 a mob of people who already agree with each other
00:30:38.240 being tested for a second
00:30:39.840 not even being tested
00:30:41.920 because most of these people who are getting cancelled
00:30:44.200 aren't even on the other side of the woke mentality
00:30:46.780 they just take everything out of context
00:30:49.240 blah blah blah
00:30:53.000 He went on to talk about how they dig stuff up.
00:30:55.080 It's just too much.
00:30:56.180 It's too much.
00:30:59.180 Nevaeh Sacharya says,
00:31:00.860 I feel like cancel culture is for the people that can't explain themselves, 1.00
00:31:04.700 so they attack people that can easily and instantly put someone down for it
00:31:07.380 for things that are not even offensive.
00:31:08.580 Yeah.
00:31:09.800 Sophie says,
00:31:10.280 Cancel culture doesn't give people a chance to change for the better.
00:31:13.340 A lot of musicians,
00:31:14.400 rappers specifically get canceled because of stuff they've done in the past,
00:31:17.000 even when they're actually trying to change for the better.
00:31:18.540 Think of XXXTentacion,
00:31:20.080 who was like actually trying to do better than his past action.
00:31:23.320 That was basically the thesis of the video I did on X.
00:31:28.640 Yeah, we're all in agreement here.
00:31:30.500 We're all in agreement here.
00:31:31.240 I don't need to keep reading these.
00:31:32.300 I don't need to keep reading these.
00:31:33.320 This guy, Jake Kill, always asks questions to these Patreon things. 0.99
00:31:35.860 Just wrote a whole fucking essay. 0.99
00:31:37.240 Do you have homework, bro? 1.00
00:31:38.760 Like, your question takes up two pages.
00:31:45.240 That's like 500 words. 0.98
00:31:46.500 You know how college students fucking cry over having to write that much, 0.98
00:31:50.980 and you're just dishing it out on Patreon for me? 0.93
00:31:53.000 I mean, you might have a career in writing,
00:31:56.080 but I'm not going to read your whole thing.
00:31:58.020 Jared says, people are too soft.
00:31:59.660 Jose asked a couple things.
00:32:01.100 Tyrone, shout out to these people who ask questions.
00:32:03.400 I'm not going to read them.
00:32:04.200 I got to phrase this thing differently
00:32:06.700 because people, man,
00:32:11.080 you get people platformers speaking,
00:32:12.420 they go on and on and on. 0.98
00:32:14.120 I'm being a dickhead.
00:32:15.920 Yeah, I just got to ask for people to say shorter questions. 0.93
00:32:18.760 Let me go live on the gram.
00:32:20.880 Let me go live on the gram for a little bit 0.99
00:32:22.580 answer some questions um damn my hair looks so fucking let me put on this beanie let me put on 0.99
00:32:27.840 this beanie because i gotta go i'm going on the gram dude you know how many fucking ig thoughts 0.99
00:32:31.580 might see this you know what i mean gotta look good i gotta stick my hand away from the mic for 0.96
00:32:35.220 a second don't don't click away while i put on my hat all right give me five seconds a five
00:32:39.020 second grace period while i put on my hat okay ready go that was cool right that wasn't even 0.99
00:32:45.420 five seconds yeah i look like a fucking cancer patient with this show 0.99
00:32:48.640 oh yeah yeah all right live on the gram baby man is this a fucking puerto rican flag is that 0.99
00:32:58.960 what this is or am i being offensive right now should i google that before i go live 0.98
00:33:02.040 puerto rican flag
00:33:05.420 yep yeah it is wait is it let me check one more time
00:33:10.840 is it yeah yeah yeah or is it the patriots 1.00
00:33:16.440 nah it's the puerto rican shit i think i look i look like a fucking porter and that's the 0.99
00:33:22.260 italian voice how do puerto rican sound uh i can't do the mexican voice i don't know how 1.00
00:33:27.100 puerto rican sound juma you can't step to me like who the fuck you think i am that's like 0.99
00:33:33.560 a dominican all right let me move on before i get too racist i'm not trying to get canceled 1.00
00:33:37.580 going live on the gram baby what up what up what up what up oh fuck fuck fuck i dropped my recorder 1.00
00:33:45.240 this thing i spent so much money on and i'm live right now and it's fucking up 1.00
00:33:48.880 come back come back all right cool we're cool we're cool what's up what's up ig what's up ig 0.71
00:33:58.240 how we doing how we doing i'm live i'm doing my patreon podcast right now i'm doing my patreon
00:34:05.040 podcast you see this you see the cam this is my setup this is my setup so i thought i answered
00:34:10.080 some questions from from instagram while i'm doing this live thing whoa and you can see my
00:34:14.560 face in the lens uh bro this is kind of trippy think about it what's going on people what's
00:34:20.140 going on people i'm not gonna go long i'm not gonna go live for that long um but i'm recording
00:34:23.860 this it's gonna be on my patreon podcast called kind of quality and if you want to ask me some
00:34:29.120 Questions? 0.98
00:34:30.680 So we can talk about some shit? 1.00
00:34:32.960 Huh? 1.00
00:34:33.660 Just fucking converse, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:34:35.580 Because I'm a fucking Italian. 1.00
00:34:36.820 All right. 1.00
00:34:38.340 All right.
00:34:39.740 People are saying, what's good?
00:34:40.960 What's up, Elixir?
00:34:41.760 What's up, people?
00:34:43.020 This is a podcast right now, so I can't.
00:34:45.060 It's not going to be like a traditional live, man.
00:34:46.740 Because these patrons, these are the people that pay the bills, huh?
00:34:50.220 The people behind this lens right here, they're the reason I pay the rent.
00:34:53.120 Shout out to the Patreon people. 1.00
00:34:55.100 I'm not going to suck their dicks too much before all of you leave. 1.00
00:34:59.120 So what the fuck is going on, huh? 1.00
00:35:02.280 Munira says, how old are you? 1.00
00:35:03.720 I'm 21.
00:35:05.760 Charlie says, do you think Juice WRLD faked his death?
00:35:08.980 No, I don't. 1.00
00:35:09.780 That's a stupid thing to think. 1.00
00:35:12.940 Damn, they're coming in. 1.00
00:35:14.260 C. Noah says, when do you know to take a risk? 1.00
00:35:19.520 Do the thing that you got a good story out of.
00:35:21.980 That's my advice.
00:35:23.880 Always take risks.
00:35:24.880 Always take risks.
00:35:25.300 Don't just be complacent and comfortable.
00:35:27.500 You got to be okay with taking risks. 1.00
00:35:29.740 You know what the fuck I'm talking about? 1.00
00:35:31.580 You know what the fuck I mean? 0.99
00:35:32.680 For the IG people, I just bought this new mic. 0.99
00:35:35.000 I spent a bunch of money on some new audio equipment.
00:35:37.360 I got the sound recorder here, and it connects to this XLR cable.
00:35:41.700 The audio thing, it's coming into my headphones right now, so I'm real crispy.
00:35:45.140 You know what I mean?
00:35:45.540 I sound like a radio host.
00:35:49.020 Barry Bim says, are you coming to Boston? 1.00
00:35:51.520 Fuck no. 1.00
00:35:52.520 I mean, yeah, I might. 1.00
00:35:53.640 But fuck, I don't know. 1.00
00:35:54.600 I might. 1.00
00:35:54.980 Whatever.
00:35:55.620 Whatever, dude.
00:35:56.240 why would i go to boston right now it's so cold i want to go somewhere sunny kind of want to go
00:36:00.620 to la i want to go somewhere with sun because the the seasonal depression is real dude we get three
00:36:05.840 hours of sunlight here because i wake up late sun sets at like 3 30 it's it's ridiculous i was
00:36:11.080 gonna say retarded but i can't say that it's ridiculous um i need to go somewhere sun to get 0.96
00:36:15.420 out of this shit man what do you think of juice world's death um it's weird dude because uh it is 0.99
00:36:21.600 very expected his music was kind of predicting his death he's always sing about death overdosing 0.99
00:36:26.120 drugs and literally the night before the night before juice world died i was joking with my
00:36:31.600 friend willie because willie um when you see like the the spotify and apple music rap of the year
00:36:37.760 or like the wrap up of the year you see who your top artists are and his top artist was juice world
00:36:43.900 and i'm like how the fuck do you like him that much like his music's okay but he's just like 0.82
00:36:48.080 black post malone you know i always couldn't tell a difference between post malone and juice world 0.94
00:36:53.860 and then i started hearing it i'm like oh yeah this is just uh a burnt version um but r.i.p to 0.91
00:36:59.040 him i probably shouldn't be fucking saying this so quick after his death rest in peace of the man 0.93
00:37:03.420 he made some good music he had a lot of talent he had a bright future ahead of him he wasn't really 0.97
00:37:07.540 my favorite and i think when artists die a lot of guys like to pretend how you know that they were 0.94
00:37:12.500 really on board with it as soon as someone dies they start tweeting every fucking picture that 0.90
00:37:16.860 they can think of them because i get some retweets oh i took a picture with them at a 0.99
00:37:20.840 fucking meet and greet who fucking cares dude let the man rest stop trying to get him use his 1.00
00:37:25.260 death for clout it's ridiculous whatever or maybe we're just memorializing in a social media era 1.00
00:37:30.400 who knows who knows who knows and you got any more questions huh uh lena on the low says who 0.80
00:37:38.460 would you like to interview next um well i will i like i like the theme i've done two interviews
00:37:46.620 and there were both people who were cancelled
00:37:48.340 Kyle Koshub and Shane Gillis
00:37:49.700 I like the theme of interviewing people
00:37:52.160 who don't really have a platform
00:37:53.360 because I'm privileged to have this platform on YouTube
00:37:56.020 where
00:37:56.480 YouTube is the new TV
00:37:59.440 and I have viewers, I can get things seen
00:38:02.460 I can let people be heard
00:38:04.000 I have a platform, people always try to de-platform
00:38:06.500 I have a platform before they take it away
00:38:08.620 and
00:38:09.700 I would like to interview someone cancelled
00:38:11.560 or somebody who I think deserves
00:38:13.760 some attention
00:38:15.700 you know attention is currency nowadays and
00:38:18.340 I just I feel I I have a soft spot I sympathize with these canceled people I don't know why I
00:38:24.700 think because I can see it happening you know if it happens to h3h3 it's gonna happen to me dude 1.00
00:38:28.920 um what's my favorite movie goodfellas uh fucking irishman was old fellas I was just 0.87
00:38:35.560 talking about I was trying to re-watch the movie irishman it was just not happening for me 0.94
00:38:38.820 um but a lot of people here are asking for more psychedelic videos maybe I should man
00:38:44.780 Maybe I should just drop DMT live in a podcast.
00:38:50.060 Nah.
00:38:53.720 When are you going to do...
00:38:55.000 This is from TTO.
00:38:57.300 When are you going to do a video where you interview random people on the street?
00:39:00.660 I think I should do that for my next video because I'm running low on topics right now.
00:39:04.660 Actually, no, I'm not.
00:39:05.340 I have a couple of good topics, but those videos always do really well and people seem to like them. 0.98
00:39:10.720 It's just fucking cold, dude. 0.97
00:39:11.900 It's just fucking cold in New York right now. 1.00
00:39:14.100 Maybe that's why I should go visit Austin or L.A. or somewhere and get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:39:19.260 AnthonyTheFailedFusion says, can you read my DMs? 0.93
00:39:22.080 Dude, there's a lot of them.
00:39:23.340 I'm not even trying to flex.
00:39:24.660 There's just a lot of DMs to go through. 0.99
00:39:26.680 And my eyebrows are fucked up. 0.99
00:39:27.800 I got to fix some shit before the IG thoughts come in here. 0.99
00:39:30.140 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:39:30.920 You know what I mean?
00:39:35.480 And then WoodstockNewYork says, are you ever going to release a podcast for non-patron members?
00:39:39.780 Yes.
00:39:40.380 I'm just trying to get good at podcasting. 0.96
00:39:41.820 Everyone and their fucking mom has a podcast, and Patreon is my way of practicing and getting better. 0.97
00:39:46.760 I've been doing these weeklies for the past 10 weeks. 0.99
00:39:48.680 I do these podcasts on Patreon.
00:39:50.420 Everyone in the Shane Gillis video was like, why don't you start a podcast?
00:39:52.820 I do have one, which is not for you, baby.
00:39:55.940 It's $4 a month.
00:39:57.100 Nah, I'm playing.
00:39:59.260 Will Yang win 2020, says Mateo Satoro?
00:40:01.620 No, he won't.
00:40:02.320 Trump is going to win.
00:40:03.680 No, he won't.
00:40:04.300 Trump is going to win.
00:40:07.420 And nobody else is asking really good questions.
00:40:09.580 I'm going to hang it up there
00:40:10.940 Go back to my podcast
00:40:12.260 Check it out
00:40:13.000 It's on my Patreon
00:40:13.580 Or don't 0.98
00:40:14.360 I don't give a fuck 0.95
00:40:15.040 Also there's new stuff 0.97
00:40:16.280 Equality.clothing
00:40:17.320 They just released two new merch lines
00:40:19.280 There's a line of yellow hoodies 0.99
00:40:20.580 And those are pretty fucking dope 0.99
00:40:22.620 And there's also long sleeve t-shirts 0.98
00:40:23.940 Long sleeve t-shirts are not really my thing
00:40:25.940 But these are my thing 1.00
00:40:27.120 Because these shits are fire 1.00
00:40:28.080 Equality.clothing 1.00
00:40:29.340 And
00:40:30.560 Bada bing bada boom 0.99
00:40:32.160 See you guys later 1.00
00:40:32.680 Alright I'm done with that fucking live 0.98
00:40:35.220 And I can take off my hat 1.00
00:40:36.140 And bring back the lesbian hair 1.00
00:40:37.800 that was cool yeah instagram live is really fun i like one thing i do i did a couple nights ago
00:40:43.900 after i bombed it was last week after i bombed a comedy show i was kind of drunk i like taking a
00:40:50.440 couple drinks after i bombed and before i go on stage apparently um i only did that one time but 0.53
00:40:56.360 i went on i was on live for like a couple hours talking shit i was drunk and like people didn't 0.80
00:41:01.060 even know it was a lot of fun i'm just like adding people requesting people to join the live and i'm 0.94
00:41:05.660 talking shit to them they make fun of their room one thing i really enjoy just really enjoy talking 0.82
00:41:10.700 to the people i like connecting with people me me me me me i just like what i like to do 0.99
00:41:17.520 and i like when i feel good about myself and when i feel like i'm me i am myself and me all right
00:41:26.260 um cool we've done 41 minutes i usually try to do around 45 we'll keep that consistent let's see
00:41:35.040 How am I going to fill up time? 0.87
00:41:37.120 Like, even fucking last night when I was doing a comedy show, I had four more minutes to go. 0.95
00:41:40.800 But I'm just so used to doing five, I just cut it short. 0.97
00:41:43.100 So, I got to practice if I need to filibuster.
00:41:46.200 What else is happening, yo?
00:41:47.800 What else is happening?
00:41:52.680 What else is happening?
00:41:57.360 Let's talk about me again.
00:41:59.640 Me.
00:42:01.100 Yeah, so I got the new equipment.
00:42:02.340 um trying to do more podcasts and the view it's dude it's tough because like
00:42:09.440 ah the recent videos have not been they've been getting good views but not what i've been not
00:42:14.920 the clickbait standard that i set for myself because i haven't been clickbaiting as hard
00:42:18.020 it's just it's just really the fucking clickbait is more important than the video nowadays 0.88
00:42:21.760 it's just trying to get up to that it's trying to get up to that standard it's tough man it's tough 0.91
00:42:26.900 man last video i changed the title and thumbnail like a million different times trying to test
00:42:31.540 that's one thing that uh youtube lets you do now you can test different thumbnails and titles
00:42:36.400 to see which one does the best because it really is more important than the video itself but i say
00:42:41.900 this every fucking podcast um so i'm gonna start doing some more shows i mean i think within the 0.94
00:42:49.880 next month i'm gonna start you know trying to sell tickets to just comedy clubs doing small 0.98
00:42:54.200 events i'll probably do 15 minutes i've been getting much better at stand-up uh i really am
00:42:58.820 We're really improving.
00:43:01.340 And I wish I could ask about you guys, but you're not here.
00:43:04.380 I'm also getting so tired. 0.68
00:43:05.800 I just want to fucking eat this food that's behind me, these mozzarella sticks. 0.98
00:43:09.760 That's like 43 minutes. 0.99
00:43:11.060 We got two more minutes to go.
00:43:12.340 But you guys are probably leaving because I'm complaining about doing the podcast while doing the podcast.
00:43:16.620 That is not good entertainment.
00:43:18.480 That is not good material right there.
00:43:21.180 Maybe I should just read these Steezy DMs.
00:43:23.040 Let's read these.
00:43:23.720 Shout out Steezy Kane. 0.99
00:43:24.740 Let me just read those because I was fucking... 0.99
00:43:27.340 Um, yo, there's this one frat dude who started a fucking candle company and he came over to 0.99
00:43:32.580 my crib. 0.98
00:43:33.240 Uh, I thought he just wanted to hang out.
00:43:34.760 He's like, Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. 0.98
00:43:36.140 And he came over and he's like, I got these fucking candles. 0.97
00:43:39.220 And now he wants me to take pictures of them. 0.98
00:43:41.080 It's like, dude, oh my God, I don't, that's like literally the last thing I want to do. 0.97
00:43:45.120 I don't give a fuck about your candles. 0.97
00:43:48.140 I just go to door to door and sell these candles. 0.98
00:43:51.360 It's like, have you seen all these businesses?
00:43:53.880 haven't you seen enough families fail
00:43:56.800 because they're failed businesses
00:43:58.760 we went into a recession
00:44:01.060 because people kept taking out loans
00:44:02.640 and you're starting a door to door
00:44:04.760 candle business 1.00
00:44:05.840 go fuck yourself I don't want to help you 1.00
00:44:08.720 oh my god 1.00
00:44:10.220 but he came over he was all nice and he gave me a fucking candle 0.99
00:44:12.560 so you can't be mean 0.99
00:44:13.800 a grown man handed me a candle
00:44:15.980 a grown man handed me a candle
00:44:18.740 so how can you say no to the guy
00:44:22.620 you came in you're all nice
00:44:24.480 and the candle does look pretty good in my room
00:44:26.340 I'm not going to lie
00:44:27.120 I should read these DC DMs off the air
00:44:29.460 thank you for listening
00:44:30.680 this has been quality 0.77
00:44:31.660 fucking kind of quality 0.98
00:44:33.720 I just fucked up the name of my own podcast 0.98
00:44:35.480 this has been kind of quality episode 11
00:44:39.200 take it easy Patreon members
00:44:41.920 or maybe people are listening
00:44:44.060 seven years from now
00:44:45.020 because somebody ripped this and posted it online 1.00
00:44:46.660 fuck you for doing that 1.00
00:44:48.220 and how are you doing seven years from now 1.00
00:44:50.220 I don't know man
00:44:51.900 I don't know, man.
00:44:52.760 All right, let me eat these mozzarella sticks.
00:44:54.060 Take it easy. 1.00
00:44:55.360 Take it easy because I'm from fucking New York. 1.00
00:44:57.780 All right. 1.00