SHNEAKO - January 06, 2021


look at Kelly Wakasa stupid face


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

149.80545

Word count

1,232

Sentence count

129

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

sentences flagged

Toxicity

42

sentences flagged

Hate speech

7

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Sneaky gets a girl's phone number and tries to get her on the phone but it doesn't work. We also talk about the first time Sneaky met a girl in New York and how he almost got her number.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 We're Kelly at!
00:00:16.000 Do you want me to ask in the beginning?
00:00:20.000 I want to sit with the elf for the whole dinner.
00:00:22.000 Do I have to get it in a certain way or can I just get it anywhere?
00:00:25.000 You just gotta get her number, that's it.
00:00:27.000 We end up hanging out with her.
00:00:29.000 It's like the Kelly's girlfriend.
00:00:31.000 You get married.
00:00:32.000 Imagine, I'm like, thank you, Sneeko.
00:00:35.000 Oh, you know what you could say?
00:00:37.000 Me so horny. 0.70
00:00:39.000 Me so horny. 0.98
00:00:41.000 Are you from...
00:00:43.000 Are you from New York?
00:00:45.000 Are you from...
00:00:47.000 Japan. Oh, you're from Japan? I'm Japanese.
00:00:49.000 I noticed, I saw your eyes.
00:00:51.000 And I was like, they're so beautiful.
00:00:53.000 You have Japanese eyes? 1.00
00:00:55.000 Oh, you have Spanish.
00:00:57.000 Do you speak Japanese?
00:00:58.000 Yes, I'm fine. I'll talk to you.
00:01:28.000 is this a joke no no i came here last night yeah okay sounds good thank you
00:01:33.680 it's tough man oh we had 100 ready wait the bet was a hundred dollars so where's my
00:01:45.280 so last night yeah she came here she gave me your phone number we did our thing you know i came back
00:01:49.520 i'm so confused what's happening right now no so i have your phone number right yes yeah 0.98
00:01:53.840 You're fucking up on me? 0.92
00:01:55.840 No, of course I don't forget. 0.99
00:01:57.840 You think he's better looking at me?
00:01:59.840 You guys really know what you're doing.
00:02:01.840 Asian invasion. 0.91
00:02:03.840 See, I have Asian friends. I want to do it the fun way though.
00:02:05.840 No, no, no, no. Bang on the table.
00:02:07.840 We go for it. We just go for it.
00:02:09.840 Do it excise.
00:02:11.840 Hey, you mind? Yo, bro.
00:02:13.840 You mind holding the camera real quick? We're gonna do a sake bomb.
00:02:15.840 Sure, thanks, man. We're doing a sake bomb.
00:02:17.840 Wait, it's recording?
00:02:19.840 Alright, ready?
00:02:21.840 hold on
00:02:27.680 all right
00:02:34.080 yeah it's after dinner hundred dollars hundred hours still on the line i'm gonna get her number
00:02:38.240 is there a bathroom back here what's up is somebody inside do you have a do you have a pen
00:02:43.680 here just uh you just write your name your number right here come on come on yeah yeah come on
00:02:51.840 Give me a shot. Give me a shot. I don't want to do it. You don't want to do it. No
00:02:58.640 No friends
00:03:00.640 Come on. No, just even a fake number
00:03:04.340 But at your mom's number your sister you got a sister
00:03:08.700 All right, I'll be back. I love you. I love you. I love you
00:03:15.540 Shit shit. What was the other one? 1.00
00:03:17.540 Sneaky. Sneaky. It was Sneaky and I was like, no, it's Sneaky. And then she was like, oh, it was Sneaky.
00:03:24.620 Nah. Alright, so a part of it? Yeah, let's do it.
00:03:27.840 I've never lost this. Oh, damn, this is really wide. Damn, wave check? Wave check. 0.98
00:03:34.820 Sneaky, I feel like you would make OnlyFans content. Patreon. Patreon. It's OnlyFans for your brain.
00:03:41.160 That's such a Sneaky thing to say. It's OnlyFans for your brain. What the fuck does that even mean?
00:03:45.400 Sneaky always making us think about what he's saying. 1.00
00:03:47.540 Most times you're stupid shit. 1.00
00:03:49.140 No, no, no, wait. No, give her all the cards. 1.00
00:03:51.060 Here's all the cards.
00:03:52.060 No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:03:53.060 Yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it.
00:03:55.420 Give her all the cards.
00:03:56.300 Fire trump will.
00:03:56.900 Give her the cards. 0.99
00:03:57.620 No, no, no, give her... 1.00
00:03:58.820 Just give her the cards. 0.99
00:03:59.700 Here, take all the cards and give us back one.
00:04:01.220 Close your eyes and then...
00:04:02.340 Here, here, here. It's okay, it's okay.
00:04:04.180 He has no followers.
00:04:05.380 Hey! 0.99
00:04:06.500 That one, that one! 0.97
00:04:08.740 Who's that?
00:04:09.140 Ahhhh! 0.99
00:04:10.020 Hey! 0.99
00:04:10.820 Woo! 0.99
00:04:12.020 Momiii!
00:04:14.020 You touched my card.
00:04:15.460 What's your perception in New York, what did you expect before you came here? 1.00
00:04:20.460 Assholes. 0.99
00:04:21.460 And has that been the case? 1.00
00:04:23.460 Well, I met Sneeko, so yes, asshole. 1.00
00:04:25.460 Hey, but girls like assholes. 1.00
00:04:26.460 I'm getting philosophical right now. 1.00
00:04:28.460 Girls love assholes, let me tell you. 1.00
00:04:30.460 You walk down the street, you kick them with a rock, they love you. Why? 1.00
00:04:35.460 Is that my voice? 1.00
00:04:37.460 Because they're psychopaths. 0.99
00:04:39.460 The first video I saw was your Lonely in Paris. 0.97
00:04:41.460 Yeah, falling in love is corny, but I'm sorry.
00:04:43.460 You're just like roasting love the whole time.
00:04:45.460 Do my voice one more time, that was funny.
00:04:47.460 I don't even...
00:04:48.460 Dude, I don't know...
00:04:49.460 When you think of a sneaker video.
00:04:50.460 Like taking something simple that isn't that big a deal and just going like, off.
00:04:54.460 Credit cards. 1.00
00:04:55.460 Fuck them. 1.00
00:04:56.460 Fuck them. 1.00
00:04:57.460 They're psychopaths. 1.00
00:04:58.460 What? 1.00
00:04:59.460 I never said psychopath.
00:05:00.460 I never used that word.
00:05:01.460 Love is corny. 1.00
00:05:02.460 Love is for bitches. 1.00
00:05:03.460 You're a bunch of simps. 1.00
00:05:05.460 You don't sound like that. 0.97
00:05:06.460 I live on First Ave in Brooklyn.
00:05:08.460 Where's Brooklyn at?
00:05:10.460 What?
00:05:11.460 It's about Brooklyn.
00:05:12.460 Real blood, okay, so today let's surprise some of my classmates today
00:05:19.700 This is my favorite drink, though
00:05:49.700 subscribe and like this video because I worked really hard on it
00:05:53.900 what's your best sneaker impression good bow bow
00:05:59.120 sneaker doesn't want to play me in one-on-one on basketball for 10k he
00:06:02.780 doesn't want to do it he doesn't want to do it tomorrow I literally I told him
00:06:05.700 every day I won't be wondering anything I can't even see right now I can't like 0.96
00:06:08.780 imagine the hoop and it's over I'm about to kill this kid you think I'd be scared
00:06:12.800 of a one-on-one with this dude have you seen this guy's jumper that should be 1.00
00:06:17.240 illegal that shit is terrible what do you do a hundred dollars i'm gonna watch you 0.99
00:06:20.600 you want to do a hundred hundred hundred hundred to the winner all right big lots all right 20 1.00
00:06:25.320 all right always on go when i say three two one go okay ready three two one go
00:06:39.400 it's half in there that was mine oh bro give me my money
00:06:43.320 I need my money, I need my money
00:06:45.320 He cheated, he cheated
00:06:47.320 I'm only a semester in the college
00:06:49.320 I'm only a semester in the college
00:06:51.320 Sneaky! Sneaky! Sneaky! 0.99
00:06:53.320 Yes sir, you got cash?
00:06:55.320 Demo? Cash?
00:06:57.320 Okay, okay, thank you sir
00:06:59.320 Thank you sir, quick bag
00:07:01.320 You knew my QR code
00:07:03.320 It's Hubert
00:07:05.320 Hubert, Hubert 1.00
00:07:07.320 New Yorkers like that shit? 1.00
00:07:09.320 The girls here? New Yorkers here would be like 1.00
00:07:11.320 Yo, yo, you got pink toes, I'm outta here, I gotta go.
00:07:16.820 You wait for the last one, you drink that one.
00:07:22.320 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
00:07:25.320 Oh, wow.
00:07:28.320 You wanna bet, first person to get to one mil.
00:07:30.320 Dude, but it's not fair, you guys are ahead of me right now.
00:07:33.320 I'm not doing it.
00:07:34.320 Dude, what excites?
00:07:35.320 Dude, why do you say that about everything?
00:07:37.320 What are you at?
00:07:38.320 I'm at like 8.30.
00:07:40.320 Okay, so FB ends at 830 before you get to 1k.
00:07:43.420 Ooh, I like it!
00:07:45.700 What do we put it on, like?
00:07:46.740 A thousand.
00:07:47.420 A thousand?
00:07:48.760 A thousand?
00:07:49.980 I'm not in this.
00:07:50.840 I'm not in this.
00:07:51.400 I don't care about subs. 1.00
00:07:52.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:52.940 I don't care about subs. 1.00
00:07:54.140 Stop lying, bro.
00:07:55.080 Every YouTuber cares about subs. 1.00
00:07:56.360 Fuck out of here, bro. 1.00
00:07:57.800 He is absolutely optimized. 1.00
00:07:58.940 He looks at the stats every single fucking day. 0.99
00:08:00.780 I just deadass don't believe you. 0.99
00:08:02.760 I just don't care.
00:08:03.500 I literally don't care.
00:08:04.360 Do you believe him?
00:08:05.660 I don't know.
00:08:06.400 I think you're like 15k ahead.
00:08:07.740 I just don't make videos for subs. 0.99
00:08:10.860 Hold on.
00:08:11.800 No way.
00:08:13.000 I can't.