SHNEAKO - December 26, 2021


Meeting All My Friends and Family then Getting Covid for the 4th Time


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

190.94275

Word Count

2,527

Sentence Count

147

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 you need to be here to schedule all the holes well first try to put the anchor in yeah it
00:00:20.200 needs to be all the way in the wall yeah you can you can hammer it in now okay thank you
00:00:23.560 you want to say something to the video no no like good luck that was inspirational father
00:00:27.460 You ever have those days where you just want to like, ah, it's just, whew.
00:00:31.780 You just want to sit down and edit and relax and I get my coffee and I'm ready.
00:00:35.440 And then your roommate calls me, hey, can you pick up my car at the garage?
00:00:38.200 Okay, fine.
00:00:38.980 Go get the fucking, I'll get up.
00:00:40.380 I already have my sweatpants on, I'll get up.
00:00:41.720 And then you sit down and you get to watch the documentary and then your girlfriend gets
00:00:44.620 mad and she's scrolling on Instagram passive aggressively.
00:00:46.740 Fine, okay, let's go do, let's go do an activity.
00:00:49.240 You're chilling and then fine, now I can sit down and then my brother needs to pick him
00:00:51.960 up from the airport.
00:00:53.100 And then, you know what I'm saying?
00:00:54.280 Like, do you ever just want to be just like, ah.
00:00:56.140 Hey.
00:00:56.500 look at the handyman okay now without help i probably would have not lined this up properly
00:01:02.780 i would not put the sharpie holes to mark where the screws go but i feel like a handy i feel like
00:01:06.900 a man now all the quality merch is gonna be this is gonna be the merch room now now we'll call we
00:01:11.740 call it the deep room whoa dang so messed up keeps is an online subscription service that helps men
00:01:18.560 keep their hair did you know two out of three guys will experience male pattern baldness by the time
00:01:22.500 to 35? That's tough. With Keeps, it's homegrown hair. You don't need to go to a doctor and pharmacy
00:01:27.240 and get it stapled in. It will actually strengthen and grow your hair, so I don't need to look like
00:01:31.800 50 cent in the early 2000s. All Keeps treatment plans are doctor recommended and delivered
00:01:35.820 straight to your door at about half the cost of a traditional pharmacy. In addition to clinically
00:01:40.100 proven treatments, thickening shampoo and conditioner, easily subscribe to Keeps and
00:01:44.440 get refill reminders so you never forget to take care of your beautiful hair, fellas. Hair loss
00:01:49.800 stops with Keeps. Click the link in the description to get 50% off your first order. That's
00:01:53.640 keeps.com slash shneeko. That's K-E-E-P-S dot com slash shneeko. I'm a great friend bringing a one
00:02:11.260 day late Dior Sauvage birthday present and then a graduation party. Look at what a good friend I am
00:02:15.840 all the way in Long Island, this bummy ass place. And my friend Rogers didn't even let Maria come
00:02:19.400 to the party because of like oh there's too many people you need to tell me in advance and shut
00:02:22.600 up boom yeah i'm a good friend you can still catch bodies and everything like that sir bro
00:02:40.760 You already know, bro. You don't stop. No coppin' my rap, bro.
00:02:43.920 I appreciate it.
00:02:46.340 That's Christian and Dior.
00:02:48.600 You got it for the camera.
00:02:51.040 My boy's spoiled.
00:02:52.640 Yo, what's up? Say Merry Christmas and all that.
00:02:54.900 Yo, it's Drex the Dragon doing magic. You already know what it is.
00:02:57.320 Stay safe, yo. Happy holidays.
00:02:59.160 Gang. Gang shit.
00:03:00.240 I forgot it was Youngville's graduation today.
00:03:03.120 He was holding a dinner right now. I was there for Lenz's birthday.
00:03:06.000 Or Don Louis's birthday.
00:03:07.720 I like this presentation right here.
00:03:09.020 Thank you, boss. I'm doing my best.
00:03:10.200 I thought you had a sombrero from the distance and I'm like, what holly is that?
00:03:15.200 You got lean or anything?
00:03:17.200 Lean?
00:03:18.200 Yeah.
00:03:19.200 You got lean?
00:03:20.200 You got lean?
00:03:21.200 Nah?
00:03:24.200 Woo!
00:03:25.200 Shit.
00:03:26.200 Woo!
00:03:27.200 She can't get into the club.
00:03:30.200 I don't know why you're waiting, but I was sarko.
00:03:32.200 You can't even get in!
00:03:34.200 Are you serious?
00:03:35.200 Poop, just close it.
00:03:36.200 Oh, wait, man.
00:03:40.200 thank you for the champagne bro from the sneaker you know you think you're cool because you
00:03:52.640 actually graduated i am cool bro i'm the first i'm the first rapper with an engineering degree
00:03:58.060 i mean i'm not a rapper
00:04:01.260 That was a good sound though
00:04:14.600 Trying to make it to the USPS before the 5 p.m. Closing time kind of close
00:04:24.000 We've been procrastinating will hold you I've been waking up late and
00:04:26.440 and uh shout out to joey who won the quality giveaway contest on the instagram i've been
00:04:34.140 procrastinating this but i'm about to surprise i'm all the way fucking deep in like 199th street
00:04:40.080 in harlem or the bronx i don't know but it's gonna take a long drive to get there i'm a hand
00:04:43.640 deliverer is merch like santa you feel me delivering that christmas spirit i'm about to
00:04:47.620 I'm not going to do any singing.
00:04:50.700 Here we are.
00:04:51.680 It's so packed.
00:04:53.240 It's packed right now.
00:04:54.420 Holy shit, it's so packed.
00:05:06.080 Alright, we're here.
00:05:07.560 In Washington Square Park.
00:05:10.380 Washington Heights.
00:05:12.100 Yeah, Amsterdam Ave.
00:05:14.120 You know what I'm saying?
00:05:14.760 This is where I used to post.
00:05:16.360 I used to post in front of the store.
00:05:17.620 and just serve fiends like until until the sun came up
00:05:20.740 welcome back hood vlogs
00:05:25.420 i would say that this is one of the most mixy hoods in
00:05:28.820 all of new york and like if you're from here you really know how to get down
00:05:33.020 yo what's good
00:05:36.180 yeah look what he got on yo
00:05:40.500 you said it don't fit it kind of fits
00:05:42.140 it kind of does it's just when i put in the sweater
00:05:44.080 if you have a nice out watch right here that sure will go perfect
00:05:46.540 because you would never be able to not see it yeah i got to work with this on you know what i mean
00:05:49.660 oh yeah yeah it won't be asking me like you're a bouncer you're a bouncer why are you where are you
00:05:55.100 now i work at a suburban yeah everybody would be asking me like yeah like it's just this is
00:06:00.140 far you know my co-workers and you put them all right yeah yeah what's it i think i'm back
00:06:06.780 no it's so far you know what i'm saying new color you know what i mean i barely wear green but
00:06:12.460 it's a new yeah it's a new one for this job i was giving you that on the leash
00:06:22.460 yeah you totally in person yeah yeah i'll tell you
00:06:28.060 like six one six two i bet i'm like six five six six like that i
00:06:32.380 I f***ed with the sweater, bro.
00:06:33.660 Come on, yo.
00:06:35.080 You know what I mean?
00:06:35.700 I'm putting it in the song, bro.
00:06:36.860 I think the green suits you.
00:06:38.160 Green?
00:06:38.780 Yeah.
00:06:39.400 No, that's my first song went green.
00:06:41.020 It's still good.
00:06:41.520 It's still good.
00:06:42.620 I got you a little poster too.
00:06:44.260 Oh, someone will repeat.
00:06:45.580 Repeat.
00:06:47.660 Wow!
00:06:49.540 No way!
00:06:51.560 Yo, violation.
00:06:53.220 No, bro.
00:06:54.380 What the?
00:06:56.260 Nah, I don't want to put it.
00:06:57.100 Damn.
00:06:58.240 I put one piece of tape.
00:06:59.920 Did you put two?
00:07:01.060 Well, maybe I did put two.
00:07:02.380 Yo, Musa, cut all this out. Don't show the part where we're f***ing up.
00:07:07.900 Yo, good looks, bro.
00:07:09.260 It's already taking so long, but you know what I'm saying?
00:07:10.680 No, no, no. It's fine, bro.
00:07:12.220 I'm like Santa. You gotta show up right on Christmas.
00:07:14.780 Hey, hey, hey.
00:07:16.720 Day in the life with Joey real quick.
00:07:17.820 No, I'm gonna tell you an interesting story. So I went to DR.
00:07:19.220 Lean forward a little bit. I can't see you.
00:07:20.300 You said this neighborhood's changed a lot since you were a kid?
00:07:23.740 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:24.140 And is that a good thing or a bad thing?
00:07:25.800 It's a good and bad thing.
00:07:27.140 Because, you know, we're losing our foothold.
00:07:29.460 As a Hispanic community, we're living in Philadelphia.
00:07:33.460 But naturally, before we came here, this neighborhood was Jewish.
00:07:38.460 So I could just say it's history.
00:07:40.460 Yeah, it's history.
00:07:41.460 The Jews probably said the same shit that you're saying now.
00:07:43.460 Yeah, definitely.
00:07:44.460 But we're minorities, so it actually means something a little bit more.
00:07:48.460 Jews are minorities?
00:07:49.460 Yeah, Jews are minorities too.
00:07:50.460 Okay.
00:07:51.460 How are you?
00:07:52.460 Happy, undisclosed, non-religious holiday.
00:07:55.460 A lot of guys.
00:07:56.460 Wait, one more time?
00:07:57.460 A lot of guys.
00:07:58.460 happy holidays so yeah i'll be be safe everybody there's a lot of guys i don't know what up alan
00:08:03.660 oh put me on to the next nft thing what's the next nft move we're launching our own project
00:08:08.220 when you buy a hood even from us you also get the end of nice plug nice little plug immediately you
00:08:12.620 got that on akings.com all right six months from now somebody comment if i made a lot of money
00:08:17.020 what's your opinion on aids on aids yeah ah you know i remember i went to the doctor one time
00:08:23.580 i was doing like a std test and then i was like like people aren't transmitting aids right still
00:08:27.820 and then he was like oh no people on this campus are actively transmitting aids not that so like
00:08:33.020 um if you have it like i'm sorry about that um but i think you can take a pill and it's like
00:08:37.740 it's undetectable yeah yeah yeah i heard yeah i yeah i know yeah yeah so like so like aids and
00:08:43.500 like sorry um like sorry but i guess like just be careful like be more careful next time i guess
00:08:50.300 would be the best thing to say that was good i mean you don't get worse than that right if you
00:08:55.340 you end up caught with somebody who lied about the age what do you do bro you have to fight them
00:09:00.460 you're fighting a child so not only are you a pedophile but you're fighting a kid one felony
00:09:04.380 at a time i got a girl so i'm taking why is youtube better than tiktok you know how many
00:09:09.740 people get popular on tiktok a lot every day you know how hard it is to get popular on youtube
00:09:14.620 that's where everyone wants to be popular so we're better we're more important we're playing
00:09:19.100 a harder game than tiktokers are you can post your ass cheeks on tiktok and go crazy you can't
00:09:25.180 You can do it on YouTube, but you're not going to go crazy.
00:09:27.220 So we're playing chess, they're playing checkers, basically.
00:09:29.600 We're playing World of Warcraft, and they're playing Tic-Tac-Toe.
00:09:33.620 Yo, is astrology real?
00:09:35.400 Is that a good question?
00:09:36.420 One minute podcast, let me know in the comments.
00:09:38.440 Is astrology bullshit?
00:09:41.420 No.
00:09:42.100 Yes.
00:09:42.660 Is astrology real?
00:09:44.280 Nah.
00:09:44.960 It's real to an extent.
00:09:46.340 Okay, talk if crystals are bullshit.
00:09:48.500 Crystals are not bullshit.
00:09:49.860 I got it, got it, got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
00:09:52.180 I live my life by my store sign.
00:09:54.400 i'm a sagittarius and that's why i'm saggy what what you saggy the guy from the library pranks
00:10:01.120 is asking me for a picture i've been watching you play porn in the library since middle school
00:10:05.280 wow i mean you're my favorite mixed guy i made it i made it you were the mixed guy
00:10:09.760 how many comments i got on the my first valve video yo you look like rhino from lls like what
00:10:13.840 the no we don't bro we don't care we don't look at any camera we're just like we're just standing
00:10:18.320 I'm standing here and there happens to be cameras.
00:10:20.820 Someone's filming.
00:10:21.760 I gotta do a light scanner with your camera.
00:10:24.160 Okay, fast.
00:10:25.160 Run it back.
00:10:26.000 All right, I'm ready.
00:10:26.840 Reiterate what Sneeko said.
00:10:28.000 Cheated in the last shotgun race, so today,
00:10:30.760 we're gonna do a real one.
00:10:31.600 It's capping right now, that's just not true.
00:10:32.960 Nothing is true that he said.
00:10:35.160 Right there.
00:10:36.280 That's how frat.
00:10:37.560 Thumb gun, you gotta thumb gun it.
00:10:39.160 What are you talking about?
00:10:40.440 What are you talking about?
00:10:41.440 I thumb gun her, I don't.
00:10:42.600 Went to my timbs, what are you talking about?
00:10:44.280 Uh-oh.
00:10:45.680 Oh, shit.
00:10:46.920 That's his crib.
00:10:48.000 Yo dude, Sneeko shook that shit
00:10:51.280 Dude, thumb gun it bro
00:10:52.780 3, 2, 1
00:10:54.100 Oh my god
00:10:59.900 Sneeko, Sneeko won this round
00:11:03.180 I don't lose man, like it is what it is
00:11:05.320 Fuck my teachers and said I would have never do shit
00:11:08.140 Cause like I'm doing shit, like I really made it
00:11:10.120 Shout out to my mom, Kelly Wakaka
00:11:11.720 Kelly Wakaka
00:11:13.000 Cause suck my dick
00:11:14.600 How do you feel?
00:11:17.860 postgame interview Jake Paul said I didn't need to go to school so that's
00:11:21.180 what I did
00:11:23.640 don't worry I'm gonna be all right I don't care if the man wants shades see
00:11:28.180 there's no way he can block my starlight I don't care about no clothes I'm not
00:11:32.500 involved as your heart like and I want to see what's in her soul but what's in
00:11:36.700 that shirt got me thinking about bra size no makeup it still looks all right
00:11:40.540 no makeup it still looks Gucci looking like golden all the fish eye haters you
00:11:47.040 get a break for a little bit and also good audio haters you get a break because canon cameras don't
00:11:53.460 work with mics bro like why there's a problem in every canon camera i don't know why but the
00:11:59.840 internal mic port breaks this is the only reason i had to get the 90d instead of the 80d the only
00:12:04.740 reason i had to buy the 90d after the 80d was just because of the mic input broke and now i need to
00:12:09.320 get another camera today there's no fix you either got to send it in spent 400 and wait a month for
00:12:14.580 to fix it or just buy a new camera but i'm going to show up with both cameras and like a mean
00:12:18.420 attitude and try to like let me speak to the manager my way into a free camera it doesn't
00:12:23.460 feel right without the fish right now i'm going to nike for another casting i missed it yesterday i
00:12:28.100 was supposed to go to a casting but i overslept and they rescheduled it so yeah if i can get a
00:12:33.940 quick little check over that that'd be fun do i look model ready i feel like i look i look
00:12:38.180 model ready any model in new york city knows this place and has to come here probably once a week
00:12:44.500 hubert what is this place bro i want to get to the point with the fisheye vlogs that if anybody
00:12:51.220 else uses a fisheye on youtube they're going to be like yo you're copying the hubert you're copying
00:12:55.300 shniko so yeah i need to switch wish me luck and me and w here if i'm gonna get this nike job
00:13:00.980 hey and i'm done after five seconds i honestly don't think i got it but i got a free coffee
00:13:05.220 and some snacks. I got a clementine in my pocket. Usually when they don't ask me to do anything
00:13:08.960 else, I just take pictures and leave. I didn't get it. Even though I didn't. I didn't. Whatever.
00:13:13.120 Something. Free coffee.