SHNEAKO - December 23, 2025


MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HOME


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

128.69089

Word Count

1,816

Sentence Count

189

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 What's your name?
00:00:05.000 Siko.
00:00:06.000 Yeah, I thought so.
00:00:08.000 Merry Christmas, man.
00:00:09.000 Merry Christmas, I thought so.
00:00:10.000 I'm from here, but...
00:00:11.000 You're from New Haven?
00:00:12.000 Yeah, I'm from here.
00:00:13.000 Oh, I didn't know those guys.
00:00:18.000 Let's talk to our manager.
00:00:19.000 Would you like to try to get back here to take a picture real quick?
00:00:21.000 Yes, I would.
00:00:22.000 Of course.
00:00:24.000 Nice.
00:00:26.000 Yeah.
00:00:30.000 Whoa, it's Christmas Eve, should probably go and see my family.
00:00:39.000 And so this is Christmas, and what have you done, another year over, and a new one just
00:00:55.000 begun.
00:00:56.000 a lot of things to do but christmas is one time of year family's close by i gotta get on a two
00:01:01.840 hour train ride and i'll be home jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock jingle bell swing
00:01:08.880 and ringle bell ding
00:01:10.800 Jingle bell, jingle bell
00:01:13.380 Jingle bell rock
00:01:14.840 Jingle bell swing
00:01:16.980 and jingle bell ring
00:01:18.820 Snowing and blowing
00:01:20.920 up those shows of fun
00:01:22.760 Now the jingle hop
00:01:25.200 has begun
00:01:26.720 Jingle bell, jingle bell
00:01:29.240 Alexander Hamilton
00:01:30.480 Jingle bell
00:01:32.120 Jingle bell
00:01:34.160 Do you need help?
00:01:38.880 Let me help you.
00:01:40.880 Oh!
00:01:41.880 Walk around here.
00:01:53.880 Okay, Merry Christmas.
00:01:57.880 They need the doors.
00:01:59.880 Want bags?
00:02:01.880 What else?
00:02:03.880 Oh, paper, paper.
00:02:06.880 Oh, we don't think this is a pretty fun.
00:02:13.880 Gracias, amor. Mi amor.
00:02:15.880 Feliz Navidad.
00:02:16.880 Need help here?
00:02:17.880 Ah, si.
00:02:22.880 Gracias.
00:02:23.880 Can you hear that Mariah Carey song playing?
00:02:36.880 I'm here to talk to people, I'm making so much cash.
00:02:42.880 This is me, New Haven line departures.
00:03:06.880 Yeah, I was born in New York, but grew up in New Haven.
00:03:10.880 Merry Christmas, bro.
00:03:11.880 Where you at it to?
00:03:12.880 We just came in from Houston.
00:03:13.880 We're going to New Rochelle.
00:03:14.880 At 204?
00:03:15.880 Yeah.
00:03:16.880 To New Haven?
00:03:17.880 Trying to get on to 204 to New Haven.
00:03:29.880 Yes, sir.
00:03:30.880 We're going.
00:03:31.880 I'm going to New Haven.
00:03:32.880 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:33.880 That's where I'm from.
00:03:34.880 You getting pizza there?
00:03:35.880 Oh, shit.
00:03:40.880 It's not just a vlog.
00:04:08.920 i genuinely enjoy living my life like it's a movie ever since i left miami and came back home
00:04:15.400 and haven't been back since with all my stuff in that apartment every day has felt like a movie
00:04:20.360 obviously filming editing and writing every day helps but what it really is is just dropping
00:04:25.420 everything and going to a different place because of a impulse feeling in the spur of the moment
00:04:30.420 hey what's up man good merry christmas be safe i don't know how to live any other way
00:04:38.900 I think I'd be really depressed if I wasn't feeling like everything was written and everything's part of some movie
00:04:44.440 Yeah
00:04:45.440 Because living with a life of regret is much worse than trying and failing
00:04:54.300 How you doing man?
00:04:56.800 What up man?
00:04:57.540 Merry Christmas
00:04:58.240 Nah nah
00:05:00.840 It's a nice car
00:05:02.140 You're gonna put it in the video?
00:05:03.740 You want me to?
00:05:04.700 If you pay me
00:05:05.680 Okay, I won't put it in
00:05:08.900 I
00:05:11.540 Merry Christmas that's for using your car
00:05:15.740 Have a good one
00:05:18.000 Made at home
00:05:21.080 Welcome to New Haven
00:05:27.820 Good how are you, holy shit you go no fucking waste me
00:05:32.580 Merry Christmas, bro. What's better Sally's or Peppers me?
00:05:35.980 I was born and raised in New Haven, like you.
00:05:38.240 That was not in New Haven, bro.
00:05:39.700 No.
00:05:40.300 I'm not born here.
00:05:41.200 Bro, you're from New Haven.
00:05:42.220 Yeah, I'm part of here when I'm born here.
00:05:43.300 Bro, you're doing that thing.
00:05:44.240 Everyone in Connecticut does.
00:05:45.240 I was going to catch you.
00:05:46.200 I was like, when I catch you, bro, I'm going to do it.
00:05:48.200 I definitely, I claim New Haven.
00:05:50.140 I claim New Haven.
00:05:51.020 Bro, you're really crappy, bro.
00:05:52.440 Why am I here at Sally's right now?
00:05:54.480 Because you're visiting family.
00:05:56.040 What gets more New Haven than Sally's?
00:05:57.900 So, I'm sorry to bother you, brother.
00:05:59.020 We actually can't be filming in here unless you go to the corporate office.
00:06:01.280 There's like being like all sneaker was like, you know homophobic this and the third. I'm like, this is nice now
00:06:06.200 No, no, no, I'm sorry Molly before cuz dude. You're a figure on internet
00:06:09.900 What's the next pick up time the earliest one?
00:06:12.140 One just a standard. This is why New York is better. You could just get a slice and get out. That's what I'm saying
00:06:16.340 New York you get a slice and get out of here
00:06:21.920 There's a separate store you can back to rumble bro. I'm gonna go back to New York and rumble. I
00:06:27.040 I can't wait that long. I gotta get out of here, man. Yeah, that's fine. Where's Pepe's? It's down the street, right?
00:06:32.220 Literally just keep going down, bro. They're not gonna get you. Bro, you never jacked New Haven, bro. Come on. Let's go.
00:06:36.440 I'm here in the 203 right now. I still have a 203 phone number. Safety. Great to meet you, bro. Merry Christmas.
00:06:40.420 Absolutely. Merry Christmas. Nice to meet you, bro.
00:06:42.160 So basically, I am betraying right now. I'm going to their rival Pepe's Pizza.
00:06:46.020 I ain't waiting an hour to get a fucking pizza, bro. What is this?
00:06:49.960 Basically, he pressed me because there's a running joke in New Haven that everybody here either tries to claim New York City or Boston
00:06:56.560 because it's halfway between both but he's like i'm born and raised i was not born here so not
00:07:01.120 fake claiming anything but if you look around new haven it really is halfway between new york and
00:07:06.400 boston has that irish italian feel the industrial busyness of manhattan sometimes but also that ivy
00:07:13.600 league collegiate harvard how you like them apples the yale university aspect it's a funny place
00:07:21.360 what do i do for my birthday new haven bro
00:07:29.360 and of course that guy to say his co-workers think i'm homophobic the old me would have been
00:07:39.580 like homophobic yeah no no love speech we love everyone i'm not scared of anyone no phobia
00:07:51.360 I've always liked Pepe's more.
00:07:57.500 The try-hards will say Sally's better, but I've always liked Pepe's more.
00:08:00.720 White clam pizza, try it.
00:08:05.640 I haven't placed an order yet.
00:08:07.120 Come here, come right over here.
00:08:07.940 Yeah, I'll get a small.
00:08:08.640 How long does a white clam pizza take?
00:08:09.980 40 minutes.
00:08:10.820 40 minutes?
00:08:11.460 No.
00:08:11.840 Can you guys do a small clam real quick?
00:08:13.260 What's the quickest pizza I gotta get out of here?
00:08:14.620 A cheese.
00:08:15.200 How long does it take?
00:08:15.700 10?
00:08:16.160 Yeah.
00:08:16.440 Can you guys just do a small cheese real quick?
00:08:18.200 Yeah.
00:08:19.060 Appreciate it, man.
00:08:20.040 What's your name?
00:08:20.380 Let's sneak up.
00:08:22.340 Yeah, I thought so.
00:08:23.980 Merry Christmas, man.
00:08:24.760 Merry Christmas.
00:08:25.360 I thought so.
00:08:26.340 I didn't want to air your shit out.
00:08:27.840 I'm from here, but...
00:08:29.260 You're from New Haven?
00:08:30.060 Yeah, I'm from here.
00:08:30.600 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:08:31.200 Hey, guys.
00:08:31.500 Take your time.
00:08:32.640 So, Mr. Toe.
00:08:36.580 Wow.
00:08:37.320 Help.
00:08:37.820 To make the season bright.
00:08:40.900 Hello, how's that?
00:08:41.460 Nice to meet you.
00:08:42.680 What's your YouTube?
00:08:44.240 I've been on YouTube for two and a half years.
00:08:45.640 You've been being, right?
00:08:45.960 Two and a half years.
00:08:47.120 Two and a half years.
00:08:47.740 So, what?
00:08:48.320 You should be streaming on kick, right?
00:08:49.800 i post videos on x now on twitter that's okay we just talked to our manager would you like to try
00:08:56.280 to get back there to take a picture real quick yes i would yeah so this is seth he's one of
00:09:00.280 our cooks so take you back there okay come on yeah nice cool yeah we got you
00:09:10.520 these are huge what the hell yeah they're well the oven is 14 by 14. can i get closer yeah
00:09:21.800 do your thing low you want to see what's going on give him a little low now what the
00:09:28.040 yeah how many feet is that stick 14.
00:09:40.520 Oh
00:09:45.560 It's like 1800s, right?
00:09:47.560 Yeah, it was built probably in like the 30s, 1930s. I know he was all elitist about these old ovens
00:09:54.960 Good. Oh, it's hot. I think I just singed my eyebrows. Yeah, sure
00:10:02.760 Appreciate that. Yeah
00:10:10.520 That might be something coming out for a second.
00:10:23.520 Number one pizza in the whole world.
00:10:26.520 Large clam.
00:10:32.520 Wow.
00:10:35.520 This is one of the many reasons why they love us so much.
00:10:40.520 Small upbeats.
00:10:55.520 Do you want to head out? Yeah, anytime. Thank you. Yeah, it's cool meeting you.
00:10:58.520 Uh, Louie.
00:11:03.520 Can you see that sign? Yeah, you can.
00:11:05.520 Told you.
00:11:09.280 Pepe's is better than Sally's. That was a nice catch.
00:11:14.800 So hot.
00:11:16.800 It's good though. It's very melty compared to New York pizza. Melty and more liquidy.
00:11:21.040 New York pizza's sturdier, but the seasoning on this is way better.
00:11:24.160 It's cooked better. You can tell by that stove.
00:11:27.200 Something about it just tastes.
00:11:35.520 Let's go pizza.
00:11:38.160 New Yorkers, New York, if you're feeling elitist about your pizza, you've got to come and check out.
00:11:42.660 Come to New Haven. It's not just the only one here.
00:11:44.380 That's pizza. We claim it started here.
00:11:46.440 When the Italians first came to America, they settled down here.
00:11:49.840 And we claim that we created the burger and the pizza.
00:11:53.340 Yeah.
00:11:59.100 I bodied that. I don't care. I'm not really a crust guy.
00:12:02.560 Fight me.
00:12:05.520 I wanna go before sunset, I'm gonna run, I don't care.
00:12:12.480 This is dedication.
00:12:17.120 I could definitely get a little dangerous here, but I'll be alright, I'll be alright.
00:12:23.320 That's the train.
00:12:24.320 That's the train I jumped off of in row 8 and so I can get here quicker.
00:12:29.400 That was the right decision.
00:12:32.400 back in my day this city had culture it had hot now it got nothing
00:12:40.680 this is downtown new haven not much going on because this area there's a lot of yale
00:12:48.140 university students they're probably all home population of like 125 000 that's like
00:12:52.360 one neighborhood in Manhattan. This is called the New Haven Green. Like Washington Square Park,
00:13:05.280 it's a graveyard underneath this. There's a whole bunch of dead bodies right here. And it's a
00:13:09.780 beautiful park. You see the tree over there. It's designed as the center point of the city. I wouldn't
00:13:14.420 come and hang out here personally. People really don't. Right now, it's not too bad. I don't want
00:13:17.620 to say bad things about my city. But anybody who's honest about the city will tell you that
00:13:21.940 This is the K2 Hangout spot.
00:13:27.920 So I'll tell you a story.
00:13:29.340 I worked at this Chipotle for about two hours.
00:13:32.520 I showed up to do the interview, but I showed up late.
00:13:35.220 So I didn't get the job.
00:13:36.500 This Chipotle here by the green rejected me.
00:13:39.100 But that's on me.
00:13:39.780 You can't be late to a job interview.
00:13:41.620 I wonder how they're doing.
00:13:42.560 It's closed now.
00:13:48.360 Merry Christmas, everybody, and Happy Hanukkah.
00:13:50.740 There's a menorah lit over there time to go home and enjoy some family time all blessings to you and your family
00:13:55.800 Hope you guys had a great year. Let's finish off strong. There's only a week left. Merry Christmas, everyone
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