SHNEAKO - February 09, 2022


My new girl finally confronts my ex girl…

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Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

161.85

Word count

1,660

Sentence count

54

People

Also mentioned:
Randy Valentine Lily Miss Jackson Nah Delicioso Maria Venmo Cloud

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

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Toxicity

50

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Hate speech

7

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Summary

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In this episode, the guys talk about valentines day, why they don t wear sweatpants, and who wins in a fight to keep all the clothes in their apartment. Also, we clear up a few things about a certain nickname people call each other.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 How about whoever wins in a fight gets to keep all the clothes?
00:00:03.000 Oh my god.
00:00:04.000 It's not worth it. I would just give it to her.
00:00:07.000 Just take it and...
00:00:08.000 Alright, if you think she's gonna win, just say that.
00:00:10.000 No, she can take it.
00:00:24.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:00:25.000 No!
00:00:26.000 No!
00:00:27.000 No!
00:00:29.000 What a joke.
00:00:43.000 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:00:51.000 You would think they won based on that. Like damn bro. 1.00
00:00:54.000 This shit ain't done. 1.00
00:00:58.000 Violet! Violet! Violet! 1.00
00:01:28.000 that's it an epiphanies in me brand new here this you want to try yeah oh yeah what's up
00:01:38.080 what's up all these clothes have been here for a year and a half okay okay look at that
00:01:46.240 it's your her fault for not taking it out after a year and a half
00:01:52.480 maria has an instagram page called new again new york where she sells these clothes
00:01:55.600 I don't know.
00:01:56.380 Is it an Instagram page?
00:01:57.700 Yeah.
00:02:00.120 Both of you, we had a comment,
00:02:01.500 Maria always makes fun of my drip,
00:02:02.940 and that was like Lily's biggest complaint,
00:02:04.540 was that I had no drip.
00:02:05.780 We'd be walking outside,
00:02:06.740 and like I'd be wearing the sweatpants,
00:02:08.000 and I could tell she was just like annoyed
00:02:09.480 to be with me because of my clothes.
00:02:11.220 And Maria, like we went on a Valentine's date,
00:02:13.300 and she, I wore a hoodie to a Valentine's dinner,
00:02:16.260 and she got so pissed, bro.
00:02:17.640 But then eventually like my drip rubs off on them.
00:02:20.880 You feel what I'm saying?
00:02:21.420 Like my drip ends up being on their, like,
00:02:23.920 I didn't look too bad.
00:02:24.920 Can I Venmo you?
00:02:26.920 For what? What do you want to buy?
00:02:28.920 I want to buy one of these
00:02:30.920 Wait, who, who, what hoodies are these?
00:02:32.920 No, no, no
00:02:34.920 Quality? I'll check later
00:02:36.920 Look what
00:02:38.920 Okay, yeah, I'll take it
00:02:40.920 Are you sure? Because this is long
00:02:42.920 Very stressed out for someone who, you know
00:02:44.920 Had their stuff properly stored here for a year and a half
00:02:46.920 Just saying 0.99
00:02:48.920 Damn, just, just damn 0.99
00:02:50.920 No, I'm not throwing shit, I'm just saying, you know 1.00
00:02:52.920 or burn it whatever they vote yeah you know who you know who didn't burn it or throw it out 0.98
00:02:57.160 you want a medal for it i'll take a medal if you're handed out a medal i ain't gonna lie
00:03:03.520 so now that i have both of you here my my girlfriend and my my ex-girlfriend you think
00:03:08.000 we can clear up some uh some some allegations i have a certain nickname that people call me
00:03:12.340 in comments and i was just like you know it's just incorrect so i was wondering if you guys
00:03:16.680 can clear that up like if you want to clear it clear anything up what's the
00:03:25.800 nickname you've never read the comments you see Lily you have no idea what I'm
00:03:33.680 talking about I just wanted to see if you wanted to clear out these are the
00:03:42.880 weirdest shoes i've ever seen i never understood apparently i don't have drip because i don't wear
00:03:47.520 these yeah when i need socks i put them on like if they're still here these are cute i'll put them
00:03:52.480 on and then i'll let the toe thing just flop to the side because i don't need to but what what
00:03:56.480 like outfit would you wear with with like wide pants black pants like black skinny pants or
00:04:03.600 any pants i think they would look really good in a fire
00:04:06.640 actually this i like do you want this shirt but it's a good shirt if you want to try it's nice
00:04:15.520 it's simple drippy it's nice but under your shirt underneath you don't think it looks good like that
00:04:21.240 this is how i'm going to go to valentine's dinner yeah and you really want
00:04:25.860 I don't like that you're don't bond you sure you don't want to keep that one that's you know that
00:04:47.440 look the shoes is amazing like this now how about whoever wins in a fight gets to keep all the
00:04:52.460 clothes oh my god it's not worth it I would just give it to her just take it
00:04:57.680 if you think she's gonna win just say that no she can take it what does it 1.00
00:05:03.140 have to be a fight I'm just that would be a fair way to get decide who takes
00:05:06.960 all the clothes she's gifting it if you slug it out though you see how twisted 0.94
00:05:12.280 You're so coyote 0.94
00:05:15.240 La concha to tu madre 0.93
00:05:18.940 Is that right?
00:05:25.160 No
00:05:25.780 Wait, what's the other one?
00:05:28.040 Then you say
00:05:28.580 What, is that wrong?
00:05:33.740 No, that's right
00:05:34.860 That's what I always say
00:05:36.300 Wait, that's it?
00:05:37.140 There's no more stuff? 0.98
00:05:38.640 This is garbage stuff
00:05:40.340 So this apartment is mine now you know how crazy it's gonna be to have my own apartment without other people's stuff in here 0.97
00:05:55.760 Two women in the wild bonding
00:06:00.140 Nicola, okay
00:06:04.040 Yo, cut that part
00:06:10.340 Ah, this is the one you want
00:06:12.340 Yeah, for you I'll do 1.00
00:06:14.340 Yes, this one is the shit 1.00
00:06:16.340 We can do 120 1.00
00:06:18.340 Sorry?
00:06:20.340 115
00:06:24.340 I already opened it
00:06:26.340 So 115
00:06:28.340 Deal
00:06:30.340 No
00:06:32.340 She thought that was cool
00:06:34.340 Delicioso
00:06:40.340 I'm trying to keep it together, but this is a weird situation.
00:06:49.040 This is an obviously a strange situation.
00:06:52.980 I think I'm handling it well, right?
00:06:54.180 Yeah, W man right here.
00:06:55.200 I'm a W man right here.
00:06:56.560 You're not supposed to wear shoes inside the house.
00:06:58.020 You know that.
00:06:59.200 This is not the shoes.
00:07:00.440 Yeah, but I wear that outside too.
00:07:04.440 I can't even see you right now.
00:07:06.020 Okay, everyone, you ready to do the mukbang? 0.92
00:07:08.620 We're going to answer 20 questions.
00:07:10.560 Okay, so boxers or briefs
00:07:12.560 Oh shoot, I forgot something in the bathroom
00:07:14.000 Alright
00:07:14.600 Let me stop 1.00
00:07:17.160 Man, light-skinned shit on YouTube does not work, bro 1.00
00:07:19.280 It's not TikTok 1.00
00:07:19.900 Alright, so my question is
00:07:21.460 What is the worst experience you had
00:07:23.580 Throughout your eight to nine years of YouTube?
00:07:28.280 Probably just the cloud chasing
00:07:30.480 Cloud chasing?
00:07:32.260 Yeah, eventually
00:07:33.180 Because you're trying to get more male audience, right?
00:07:34.960 Men are weird, bro 0.98
00:07:35.980 Men are weird 0.98
00:07:36.700 Men are weird 0.74
00:07:37.240 Girls aren't weird in public 1.00
00:07:38.860 Like, they'll be, like, nervous and, like, cutesy.
00:07:40.460 Like, when they reckon they're like, hee-hee, oh, my God.
00:07:42.480 Guys will just, like, they'll sit down and then start talking to you like you know them.
00:07:46.720 Because they think of you as your friend watching all your videos.
00:07:49.920 So I'll be sitting alone at a restaurant just, like, with my hoodie up and someone sits across from me.
00:07:53.780 And then it's like, yo, can you do me a favor?
00:07:55.820 I'm like, what?
00:07:56.340 It's like, can you take a picture of me? 0.96
00:07:57.300 Like, my phone's fucked up. 0.99
00:07:58.460 Like, my phone's fucked up. 0.99
00:08:00.000 So already I know, like, his phone isn't fucked up. 0.97
00:08:02.200 He just wants me to take a picture of my phone, send it to him so that he gets my content. 0.93
00:08:05.340 He gets my number.
00:08:06.120 And I'm like, all right, fine.
00:08:07.000 So I keep eating and I'm like yeah after I eat and then he stays sitting there and then goes into a whole conversation like
00:08:12.580 You know
00:08:13.160 I was at this comedy club and you know when you sit really close so you don't realize how close you I'm like
00:08:16.920 I don't know you like I don't 0.83
00:08:18.920 Fucking need to talk to you and so I step outside and leave and then he's following me and I and he's like 0.98
00:08:24.400 Yo, can we take a picture? Can we take a picture? I'm like alright 1.00
00:08:26.380 So he takes his phone out and I know he's capping about the thing
00:08:28.880 So I just hit the reverse camera thing to see and it's working
00:08:32.320 So I'm like okay like I proved it and then he's like okay taking the picture
00:08:36.940 But he's acting like he doesn't know how to take a picture. He takes a picture of his feet. It's like, I don't know how to do this
00:08:43.060 For real obviously and then he takes a selfie, but he's like, it's just him and I'm standing off the side. He doesn't like this
00:08:48.840 I don't know how to do it. I'm trying to get me to take it
00:08:51.380 I'm like, I'm like just take the picture and then I'm leaving I'm walking away now
00:08:54.100 I'm tight
00:08:54.440 Like I'm trying not to be tight to like men in public, but I'm tight and then he's following my bro
00:08:58.400 Don't follow me them like go away now. I wasn't wanting to get in Bushwick, bro
00:09:02.220 Doing this our shit niggas found a corny boo now niggas getting sturdy all that game study on take 1.00
00:09:08.020 I don't know that extra shit, and I nobody on my dick no more 1.00
00:09:11.380 But how I have it took me a minute bill my shit. It would take me like what like maybe five six months doing straight 1.00
00:09:17.780 light-skinned shit. I 0.99
00:09:19.460 Promise you that wasn't me. I was getting views over that and I was getting bitches 1.00
00:09:23.660 Let me see one of those like those light-skinned videos. You keep talking about about nine 0.84
00:09:26.580 Oh, you're gonna be like now. What the fuck? I know exactly what they are, but I just I need to see it from 1.00
00:09:32.220 I'm sorry, Miss Jackson
00:09:35.200 Nah, bro 0.99
00:09:36.820 That shit worked 0.99
00:09:41.080 That ain't gonna lie 1.00
00:09:41.900 That shit did it with her 1.00
00:09:43.440 I think I'm top five 1.00
00:09:45.860 Top five, boy
00:09:47.000 Top five
00:09:49.260 TikTok is just being light-skinned, huh? 0.96
00:09:51.700 That is this
00:09:52.260 That ain't gonna lie
00:09:52.720 I'm not gonna
00:09:54.560 I mean, it was cool 0.99
00:09:56.240 Tell me, how you get bitches from TikTok 1.00
00:09:57.980 I never 0.99
00:09:58.340 I heard people talk about that
00:09:59.360 But it makes me jealous
00:10:00.160 Like 0.97
00:10:00.400 Alright, so they DM me or some shit? 0.98
00:10:02.160 They do a duet or something? 0.98
00:10:03.100 Nah, they be DMing me, bro. 1.00
00:10:05.040 That is how, like, I got my girl type shit. 1.00
00:10:07.280 From TikTok? 0.99
00:10:08.080 Yeah, because she a TikTokker too. 0.98
00:10:10.800 I don't know, alright.
00:10:11.600 Yo, maybe I should get TikTok.
00:10:13.700 I'm telling you.