SHNEAKO - OLD SNEAKO VS NEW SNEAKO

00:00:00.000 I want to show y'all that I haven't actually before ago that when you say you missed the old

00:00:03.660 sneeko that you're just nostalgic for no reason this is learning one to shut up may 31st 2015

00:00:08.480 that's damn bro this is over seven years ago holy seven years ago and it's still doing the same

00:00:16.200 bro you know you know what's even funnier this is the same mic from seven years ago

00:00:22.340 may 31st 2015 the same exact mic and this the button doesn't work every time I plug it in

00:00:29.000 i have to stab it with a pencil to touch the mute button the same for the people who say you missed

00:00:35.420 the old me or like i switched up or like he's lost it he's going saying let's watch this today i spent

00:00:40.020 my last day as a sophomore which means i'm now old enough to make fun of freshmen publicly but

00:00:43.660 too old to hook up with freshmen without it being a discussion of creepiness i've also not uploaded

00:00:48.100 in a month for about the sixth time in the past year so i can tell you i'm sorry but i'm not the

00:00:53.080 reason i didn't is because my mindset has been changing a lot over the past few weeks and

00:00:56.260 everything I considered talking about felt pretty stupid the next day. Yeah, it's going to be one

00:01:00.060 of those videos again. Strap in if you want and unsubscribe if you don't feel like thinking. I'm

00:01:03.780 not as angry as I was in 2013 and I'm not as self-involved and pretentious as I was in 2014

00:01:08.140 and what better way to express that than in my YouTube channel about me. I was having a

00:01:11.980 conversation with this person last week where I realized I had no interest in them at all. This

00:01:15.940 person talks like running into your second grade teacher at the grocery store. This person is the

00:01:20.500 kind of guy you see talking then question your life and wonder how it got to this point. I was

00:01:24.660 watching his lips open and closed without actually hearing whatever was coming out of it. While this

00:01:28.700 person was talking about his summer plans, all I could think about was how easy it would be

00:01:32.280 to sucker punch him right in the face to get him to shut the fuck up in that moment. But of course,

00:01:36.620 my facial expression was blankly smiling and nodding every once in a while like an asshole.

00:01:40.320 But at this point, he started doing the thing where he asks you something just so he can say

00:01:44.060 what he thinks about that something. So did you catch the new Avengers movie? Yeah, well, I was

00:01:48.380 actually thinking about maybe... Yeah, well, I saw it and it wasn't even close to the way it was in

00:01:53.060 first one. The first one blew my mind. I mean, it had new characters, but it didn't really

00:01:58.060 just add to the way that I thought it.

00:01:59.780 This is when I started sympathizing with serial killers and how easy it would be to strangle

00:02:03.700 his fucking neck. I finally realized that a good amount of my conversation have been

00:02:07.620 exactly like this, for me and for most of the people I talk to. I can't be the only

00:02:12.180 one with borderline personality disorder when it comes to talking to boring people.

00:02:15.780 When I talk about my last vacation and that funny time that happened at the restaurant

00:02:19.220 and it was crazy, the other guy's probably visualizing smacking me in the face until

00:02:23.180 I can no longer breathe.

00:02:24.180 In today's world, no one gives a shit what you have to say, we're all just waiting for

00:02:27.560 you to stop talking so we can say what we want to say.

00:02:30.260 I now know that by shutting the fuck up once in a while, it makes people make an effort

00:02:34.300 to actually listen and learn about you.

00:02:36.260 Think about it, everyone that you and I can't stand to be around are the ones that talk

00:02:39.500 about their life story in every meeting.

00:02:41.220 You know, the ones that laugh about their stories from yesterday when they saw that

00:02:44.100 guy and it was crazy.

00:02:46.180 So I want you to try this.

00:02:47.340 Tomorrow, go about your day and refrain from speaking until spoken to.

00:02:50.880 Shut your mouth once in a while and listen, but try to do this without looking like an emo 14-year-old.

00:02:55.980 This whole self-reflection process for me is about how people perceive me.

00:02:59.480 I do consider myself an intelligent person for a teenager who gets straight C's,

00:03:03.240 but I discovered that this doesn't reflect in pretty much all of my conversations.

00:03:06.600 Have you really noticed that you haven't got to know someone until you have a one-on-one conversation?

00:03:10.520 People are completely different when you talk in groups.

00:03:12.820 You're unable to understand why a person acts a certain way until you get to know them.

00:03:16.300 You don't really know most of the people you see every day,

00:03:19.200 and this is because of the constant bullshit shielding it that we can't stop talking about.

00:03:23.240 Do you really care what Matthew is doing this June?

00:03:25.900 Really?

00:03:26.380 Do you honestly want to discuss the fact that it might rain this afternoon?

00:03:29.580 So for all the people saying,

00:03:30.760 I miss those, I'm saying the same fucking shit.

00:03:33.700 Listen one more time.

00:03:36.020 I'm saying the same shit.

00:03:37.720 I miss the, you switched up.

00:03:39.740 What happened to you?

00:03:41.060 You lost it.

00:03:42.580 2015.

00:03:43.380 15, 7 years ago, same microphone, same fucking thing, bro.

00:03:50.520 I'm a soul, Nico.

00:03:52.920 Uh, you, he would be ashamed of you.

00:03:56.400 Shut up.

00:03:58.120 This is because of the constant bullshit shielding it that we can't stop most of the people you see every day.

00:04:03.300 And this is because of the constant bullshit shielding it that we can't stop talking about.

00:04:07.340 Do you really care what Matthew is doing this June?

00:04:10.000 Really?

00:04:10.280 Do you honestly want to discuss the fact that it might rain this afternoon?

00:04:14.060 One time in Manhattan, I threw a french fry and hit Don Cheadle in the face in a McDonald's.

00:04:18.140 I don't know, you didn't know that.

00:04:19.080 Maybe you've been feeling some homosexual tendencies recently and you're wondering what you prefer.

00:04:23.040 I don't know.

00:04:23.620 Let's talk.

00:04:24.300 Let's find out.

00:04:25.100 The impression you give off to someone is solely based on the way you speak.

00:04:28.280 And it's how most of you are insecure young men with bad haircuts who are going to get their first jobs pretty soon.

00:04:32.600 Take this into consideration.

00:04:33.800 Who knows, the next person you might speak to could be a serial killer.

00:04:40.280 i say the same shit the same shit with the same mic get off my nuts get off my nuts

00:04:57.080 i miss the bro maybe you're just fucking boring maybe you just haven't changed

00:05:04.200 maybe you're the same maybe you are exactly the same my life is if you come on if you missed the

00:05:12.680 old shit just re-watch it again and again it's still there i've been dealing with a lot of

00:05:17.000 negative negative negative negative negative stuff uh from when the streaming started it's

00:05:21.360 been hectic it's been hectic a lot of collabs taekwondo jadeon uh rhino from love live serve

00:05:28.000 um young donna sasca china mac the whole fucking lamza situation um

00:05:35.760 monica monica monica let's collab call me call me up we have brenny on here explain the levels

00:05:43.840 so far we went through my youtube revenue i talked business with y'all oh we did a lot

00:05:50.000 all those andrew tate shits we had those discord arguments we um do we raise anyone up

00:05:57.800 low-key no not really i could do an e-date tomorrow i should get an e-date right chat

00:06:03.360 that'd be fun as hell to get an e-date in this bitch right what do you want me to do tomorrow

00:06:07.060 to close out the streak of the streams it's gonna be three weeks someone said you cause

00:06:13.040 your own problems yeah but i want to defend it because i was just making a joke and i'm pointing

00:06:21.980 out that communication is getting ruined because making a joke comes from a good-hearted place

00:06:26.560 it's trying to make you laugh it's just trying to spread laughter that you can't that's the

00:06:31.940 there's nothing wrong with that and for someone to go and take that and and hate you when you're

00:06:38.680 trying to spread laughter like bro don't i'm trying to show you all that that that that's

00:06:43.200 social media is fucking up communication that you don't deserve to get negative energy towards you

00:06:48.340 if you had no malintention you're just making jokes so yeah i might have caused it but

00:06:52.580 Bro, I'm just trying to fucking

00:06:54.060 20 push before go?

00:06:57.400 Nah, bro, you do 20 push before go, bro

00:06:59.240 E-Day? Who should we do an E-Day

00:07:01.460 with tomorrow?

00:07:03.780 Tomorrow, bro, yo, pull out tomorrow, bro

00:07:05.480 I gotta close out strong, but I need a good night's

00:07:07.560 sleep tonight, son

00:07:08.240 I need a good night's sleep tonight

00:07:11.220 I've been giving this streaming shit my all

00:07:15.700 If not

00:07:16.700 If anything, like

00:07:19.640 I have definitely been giving it that

00:07:21.700 for all the people saying i'm going crazy and everything get your head out of your own ass

00:07:27.800 get off of my fucking dick stop psychoanalyzing me in the comment sections every day

00:07:32.400 you'll be okay i'll be fine this is this is a youtube stream you're not a therapist you're not

00:07:39.520 a psycho but you don't relax dslat thank you mods w if you've been here since day one

00:07:46.820 that's impressive if anything yeah if you don't fuck with me if anything it's impressive that

00:07:54.360 i kept the stream going i started streaming 18 days ago and i have not stopped since it's been

00:08:00.760 18 days this has been a lot of fucking content a lot of work maybe that should be inspiring if

00:08:05.160 anything so far

00:08:05.940 Thank you.

SHNEAKO - June 07, 2022

OLD SNEAKO VS NEW SNEAKO

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