SHNEAKO - May 29, 2022


You won't believe how they surprised me...


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

182.53935

Word Count

2,976

Sentence Count

139

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Yo, look, she like, why you flex like that?
00:00:03.320 Bitch, I never had shit, why you think that I flex like that?
00:00:05.640 I was on a road trying to keep up with my goals, bring it right back,
00:00:08.020 not billering, so many junks at a band door doing f***ing.
00:00:10.560 I'm a hero, bitch, I'm just settling.
00:00:12.380 Here for long, just get a kettle in, I mean, on.
00:00:14.440 Alright, day two trying to get this cam link.
00:00:18.360 This fish eye lens is crazy.
00:00:20.340 That's the HDMI port, right?
00:00:21.640 Okay.
00:00:22.840 Just quickly tell what happened.
00:00:24.560 Oh, like the whole thing on, what's it called, in Washington Square Park by NYU?
00:00:27.900 Yeah, I was being a...
00:00:28.980 You were being a complete asshole, yeah.
00:00:30.380 I was being a dickhead, okay.
00:00:31.260 You were being a dickhead.
00:00:32.080 And because I'm your fan, I can say that to you.
00:00:34.040 Right, right.
00:00:34.400 Because you actually have a fan base that holds you accountable, unlike other people.
00:00:37.120 Why do you have to hold me accountable?
00:00:38.200 What did I do?
00:00:39.220 I asked you for a full year subscription for free for Patreon if I did the cart challenge.
00:00:43.100 And what did I say?
00:00:43.880 And you said, wow, out of everything you could ask me, that's what you asked me.
00:00:46.200 And what did the crowd say?
00:00:47.120 And then what did the crowd say?
00:00:47.920 Oh, they just laughed.
00:00:48.740 Because like, yeah, you're really asking for a Patreon sub.
00:00:50.880 I wasn't trying to like lower...
00:00:52.500 Highest tier.
00:00:54.220 I'll give you four tier.
00:00:55.640 I'll give you the executive producer tier.
00:00:56.780 That's that's the monthly shout out one. Okay, but because I actually have a bunch of nitpicking to do for your content
00:01:00.740 Anyway, every every month at the NSA executive producers like produce and I put the list of the names here
00:01:05.780 Is that your Instagram? I think we need to hold you accountable for plugging your Instagram. It's the reverse psychology thing
00:01:09.840 It's not working. No, I'm just trying to say that your name now
00:01:11.600 I've been watching you for like five years. This is a whole strategy that you do. It doesn't work with me
00:01:20.280 Yeah, oh look, oh my god, there's no way bro. What is that? I was no way, bro. Oh, that's done
00:01:25.880 we were just we were literally just we're literally talking about the thing right now i swear to god
00:01:31.000 i'm vlogging i was vlogging the conversation right now and you called me bro that's an i'm buying the
00:01:35.080 camera link right now that's why my best buy yo this is actually you didn't facebook this this
00:01:38.200 is actually real that's that's you this is actually real that's what's up i swear like literally i
00:01:44.600 was mid we were mid conversation like rolling right now talking about the he was saying that i
00:01:49.160 one person's experience versus the entire country and then so you're like okay but what evidence
00:01:53.160 you're using for that and he's calling me a conspiracy theorist because i said you trust
00:01:56.040 the government so i feel like you guys should do definitely do a second video where you both are
00:01:59.960 looking at the same sources and what you guys agree is like a valid source and not a valid
00:02:03.240 source because you brought up a good point it's like oh you really trust the government with
00:02:05.800 everything everything that i do when the daily baby rate me for the things i do send me a text
00:02:10.280 and i'm doing it just to tell me that you love me too where are we right now an influencer creator
00:02:14.760 event she's an influencer now too apparently she's a tick tocker not a creator those are different
00:02:19.160 things oh hashtag paid yo what's your name bro simon you're a creator yes sir what are we doing
00:02:25.560 at this event i'm not sure what is this a pyramid scheme i don't know what the event is i'm pretty
00:02:29.560 sure this is a cult well i paid somebody and if i get 10 people to pay as well then i get paid
00:02:36.280 that's a pyramid scheme no no no it's like it's like multi-level marketing yeah but but like not
00:02:41.240 like in like a pyramid not in a pyramid scheme it's not weird like that no it's like it's a
00:02:45.240 different version like people get it misunderstood you know it's not like
00:02:47.880 being taken advantage of right you just give them all the money you make I'll
00:02:51.120 send you an invite to one of the conferences if you listen to our leader
00:02:54.900 talk you'll really get it you'll understand you know do you like Lambos
00:02:57.900 I love Lambos are you trying to drive a Lambo I like Bitcoin you get there yeah
00:03:02.040 Bitcoin's crypto crypto and Lambos we're going back to letters okay you know I
00:03:08.160 got you bro I heard you they asked you like are you a creator you like yeah I'm
00:03:14.940 a creator i i i started though i was like a creator you said it with some confidence so i'm
00:03:20.140 like oh yeah do you see what i've done chat you saw how i changed her she's got a camera now she's
00:03:25.500 got a tick tock now she was just a normal basic ass new jersey girl check can you give me a wl on
00:03:33.020 networking events i don't know why does it feel like kind of poser would y'all rather go partying
00:03:38.380 or would you rather go to a networking event wait your name is vincent yes uh what's your stance on
00:03:43.020 an abortion I am pro-choice is that the good one or the bad one it's good if
00:03:49.640 you're a pro-choice yo everybody look this guy's a fucking vlogger wow you
00:03:54.940 just get a show to a party with the camera on vlog oh you got a cannon oh
00:03:58.500 I'm so cool oh I watched Casey Neistat at 2015
00:04:08.420 Well, the thing is that, yeah, and I agree with the sentiment that you said, but on the
00:04:15.140 other hand, you can't really say that without addressing the other topic.
00:04:19.140 Well the thing is about that is that it's kind of in a gray area in a sense, and my
00:04:24.200 opinion on that cannot be fully fleshed out without describing the economic other thing.
00:04:30.660 Russia would bomb Alaska first, because that's where I'm going.
00:04:34.600 I think if Alaska sunk, nobody would really blink.
00:04:37.860 okay alaska's the future think of like when the world sets on fire where are you gonna go
00:04:42.500 who's gonna take alaska before the world ends i don't know i'm basically like one of the girls
00:04:50.820 i'm one of the girls i just want to scream chat just to vlog i'm running around with the fish
00:04:54.580 eye look at my life and then once in a while moosa puts a uk drill song i thought you
00:05:02.260 couldn't hear me when i was talking to the camera like you can hear me loud and clear
00:05:04.980 So you heard all the bad mouthing I just did?
00:05:06.980 Content!
00:05:08.980 Content!
00:05:10.980 Content!
00:05:12.980 Content!
00:05:14.980 Content!
00:05:16.980 Content!
00:05:18.980 Content!
00:05:20.980 Content!
00:05:22.980 Content!
00:05:24.980 Wait, that contact guy was doing a speech?
00:05:28.980 Ready, it's gonna turn on.
00:05:30.980 Ready, ready?
00:05:33.540 Okay, cool. Yeah
00:05:37.340 Wow
00:05:38.800 Your chat should I give the shiniko plaque the 100k plaque to moose and moose didn't get one and he's been editing it for a year
00:05:44.460 I'm gonna say I gained like 70 of that k without him, but he doesn't have it a YouTube platform. Is that fair?
00:05:49.340 Do you think you deserve yeah? I mean as an editor and a filmer
00:05:52.340 Yeah, you kind of the same position for agent that moose is do you think you deserve a plaque?
00:05:56.260 How long was he working for he was working for after like 60k and he started editing so yes or no?
00:06:01.940 Do you deserve it or not? I wouldn't want it. So Moosa doesn't get it and I'm gonna keep it for myself
00:06:05.980 No, I was maybe give it a sec. I want to see if she if she screams when she goes in
00:06:17.420 See you can spray no for me
00:06:20.700 Okay, look at me everybody look at me cool. Did you get the whole fit?
00:06:27.020 Is even right now and I'm right in this stupid mirror this is good
00:06:31.940 No, you actually almost dead dropped the yellow trolling. You're gonna really live all the scratches on the new one that you can actually care about
00:06:36.880 Yeah, that's good. Yo, that's a different type of spread, bro. I'm talking to 10 mil. I'm also sweating off of my nose
00:06:41.740 4k riding
00:06:43.220 What's your one request?
00:06:45.620 My cat, 222 cat. The first one, I want to have my first chopped cheese, but I do want phantom involved in that scenario
00:06:50.700 My first chopped cheese
00:06:52.340 His first time in a New York deli, he's like, hey, what's up, motherland, la la la
00:06:57.000 Where you from?
00:06:58.480 Saudi Arabia
00:06:59.240 A second request of what?
00:07:00.960 Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I fucking knew it. I didn't even need you to say you want to look at the Statue of Liberty
00:07:05.780 But it's different. I seem to make eye contact with a brick with a stone bitch to do this just one time
00:07:10.040 All right, we could drive by it
00:07:12.040 Tourist of the Statue of Liberty that is you want to look at the Statue of Liberty. That's I'm saying I don't want to park
00:07:18.300 I don't want a fucking picture. I
00:07:20.400 Pick a highway that allows me to see it. Don't stop. Well, we're gonna go to so what are we gonna do?
00:07:25.600 What else what other plans do we have? What are you plans you have for the day? Nothing. We got nothing going on
00:07:30.960 This shit's growling like a lot of
00:07:34.720 Well, and then let's see who's faster. I'll race you to the light brother. See who wins race
00:07:42.120 I'll race it to light. It seems as if my brother my brother my brother's Nico not gonna make it to the light as fast as I will
00:07:47.720 It's almost like I could walk wherever the fuck we supposed to go before this nigga is gonna get anywhere
00:07:52.900 It actually doesn't end it doesn't end at all
00:08:00.160 It just keeps going nigga. Let's park your car hop in the motherfucking train nigga, bro
00:08:04.620 Someone will do a drive-by robbery boat. Just run and grab my
00:08:16.560 You're supposed to do it back that was so lame tourists
00:08:19.940 what did I say
00:08:49.940 Seiko is like the most disrespectful, respectful individual.
00:08:55.940 I don't want to do any work ever. I just want to look like I'm doing work.
00:08:58.940 See, like, it's all an illusion. If I have the camera here, then we're good.
00:09:02.940 Can I get the cherry meal in? That thing. You said we're too slow?
00:09:05.940 I dropped out of school. I'm sorry. I don't have a good education. That's why I take it long.
00:09:09.940 My apologies. She's a very mean lady.
00:09:11.940 It's okay. The ice cream will cheer you up. After you have a bite, I think you're going to start smiling.
00:09:15.940 Look at me. I'm going to bite it.
00:09:17.940 Mmm, he's happy now.
00:09:21.000 Hey guys, so we're going to go to the post office now.
00:09:24.240 Picking up some packages that you guys sent me.
00:09:26.600 Thanks so much for the love.
00:09:28.560 Oh yeah, then we got to go to Popula Jewelry.
00:09:31.860 Oh yeah, he's going to buy me a...
00:09:33.760 They're going to buy me a Bing movie, right?
00:09:35.600 Yeah.
00:09:35.920 Or a fake Prada.
00:09:36.900 I want the nylon bag.
00:09:38.460 Okay, we're going to go pick up the thing and then boom, bada bing.
00:09:41.260 Young Don the Sauce got sent me a camera.
00:09:42.420 Hopefully it's here.
00:09:43.040 And he also flopped on me.
00:09:43.980 He's supposed to be here today.
00:09:44.880 Man, yo, El Don the Sauce got, bro.
00:09:47.060 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 10-0-0-9, send me stuff.
00:09:49.940 No! This is what freaking tourists do.
00:09:53.540 Oh my god, she just said, you reference me just fucking around to horoscopes?
00:09:58.100 No, tourists.
00:09:58.760 Taurus!
00:09:59.380 Oh, tourists.
00:10:00.380 No!
00:10:02.620 All right, tourists.
00:10:04.000 Okay, this is what we should have.
00:10:05.820 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 1-0-0-0-9.
00:10:08.820 Send me stuff.
00:10:09.660 1-0-0-9, right?
00:10:11.300 0-0-0-9.
00:10:12.740 1-0-0-0-9, P.O. Box 237.
00:10:15.220 And he will be here. You can find Raleed fucking up everything
00:10:18.240 He drove 40 minutes for an empty fucking mall
00:10:23.120 I mean, guys do that all the time
00:10:25.720 I bought that camera for $400 and it's not here
00:10:30.740 That's a man and that's not a cop
00:10:37.280 He's there like so focused in
00:10:39.520 That's a whole dude
00:10:40.760 You just look right in front of you
00:10:43.200 He's vlogging I think that man
00:10:45.160 you see that yeah is this an fbi van this is this covid i feel like my my car is just hot
00:10:53.480 okay we're still waiting i don't know why i'm pulled over we're trying to find out you have
00:10:57.800 any ideas no what i do know what did i do selena i feel like it might be like your signal or
00:11:03.400 something like something i think i know a turn signal my car's faster than their car yeah maybe
00:11:09.080 they saw the plaques in the back seat i think you should have been hiding there but chill out
00:11:12.360 They're pulling me over for a turn signal for not using my turn signal. Yo, is it crazy?
00:11:21.680 They want they're on my dick, right? Yeah, these cops on my dick, right? Yell it
00:11:26.920 We've been here half an hour for a turn signal
00:11:35.260 No boat for a turn signal for turn signal
00:11:39.420 We've been waiting here for 45 minutes
00:11:42.360 I just took a nap and woke up
00:11:45.480 Yeah, my license, but I can't find my registration which is taking longer
00:11:49.780 My dad's in Haiti texted me my registration trying to help me out, bro
00:11:56.180 This is for me, babe, I didn't I didn't earn it
00:12:01.180 If you make that joke one more time
00:12:04.700 Yo, sneaker, you know you got not
00:12:08.680 No, give me that one that was big enough for two
00:12:12.360 This whole umbrella thing was a joke for you because it wasn't for me.
00:12:17.360 It actually wasn't a joke for me.
00:12:19.360 Hey, get wet much?
00:12:23.360 It's just... it's just...
00:12:30.360 It's just...
00:12:31.360 Yo, so Waleed and Selena, how are you liking Manhattan and New York so far?
00:12:35.360 This is a GTA in real life. I don't understand what the fuck is going on here.
00:12:42.360 We're always trying to make a cute little touristy tick-tock because it's their first time in New York got two tickets
00:12:47.880 I got out of the car and started yelling at somebody in the middle of the evening. I'm just I
00:12:53.040 Hate Manhattan, bro. This is why you stay in Brooklyn. This shit sucks. Give us some some social cut. What's your stance on abortion?
00:13:00.600 How many abortions until your friend is wildin?
00:13:04.360 Good answer that was fastened to the point three. That's fair you
00:13:07.320 I don't think there's an actual number. You don't want to have a kid don't have a kid
00:13:09.360 But strap up.
00:13:10.440 So if you got eight abortions, you're not going to be like, yo, chill out with the abortions?
00:13:14.120 Nah, I would say tie your tubes, my nigga.
00:13:17.020 Whatever, bro. Why do they have two doors?
00:13:18.400 Thank you.
00:13:20.580 He doesn't want to use chopsticks because he's like too Muslim or whatever.
00:13:23.580 He can't eat pork, blah, blah, blah.
00:13:24.820 When you step into a Chinese restaurant, you can respect the culture.
00:13:30.620 Brother, I just don't know how to use chopsticks.
00:13:33.460 That's it. I just need a spoon.
00:13:34.800 You could pretend?
00:13:35.920 I don't want to do the Chinese, Asian, you know, like that.
00:13:39.360 that would be a mockery
00:13:43.920 i asked for a spoon this is what they gave me a spoon i don't know how to use the chopsticks my
00:13:48.720 nigga i don't know how to soup spoon is you're drumming you gotta make music out of everything
00:13:54.560 everything is a joke everything's a dance oh my god you don't care for the camera now that form
00:14:02.160 is not bad no i need to get more of this astrology conversation documented so that when she lies and
00:14:07.680 says she's not an astrology girl i can have this as proof she's been talking about the compatibility
00:14:12.320 of scorpios for the last 15 minutes well that's what that's what that is you talk to a scorpio
00:14:17.120 who hurt your feelings like i know what that well i don't even know if that's true but i know that's
00:14:21.680 true because every girl who says that oh my god score is like they talk to one scorpio guy i think
00:14:26.160 have you lost your virginity yet so you've had sex before don't say that oh my god no i didn't
00:14:30.560 you're not even lying mars i thought you was joking bro mars my mars and my venus is cancer
00:14:37.680 very emotional every girl is emotional in relationships what so talk about your
00:14:43.980 mat why are you talking about stars and dirt and even venus bro your master you
00:14:48.300 graduate exactly how are you still talking about venus okay okay okay you
00:14:56.180 know this nonsense do you know that it's nonsense
00:15:07.680 VEHICLES!
00:15:10.680 VEHICLES!
00:15:16.680 Hold my hand!
00:15:18.680 You
00:15:36.560 Wait y'all that really got a round of applause bro. What the fuck just happened believe you what is wrong with you?
00:15:43.180 I'm a mediator. You don't say my brother. I'm setting up the the motherfucking function my brother
00:15:47.780 Oh, not now. Hold on. Let me get up. If you bet if you bump a car right now, they're gonna laugh their ass up
00:15:52.540 hold on hold on hold on hold on again oh no pressure nigga nah you good you good
00:16:04.200 you good no embarrassing good job man
00:16:08.000 old school motorola setting i made jeans for the coach are setting
00:16:14.280 they can't talk because i'm older setting you got rap because you're wet you're letting so