SHNEAKO - You won't believe how they surprised me...

00:00:00.000 Yo, look, she like, why you flex like that? 1.00

00:00:03.320 Bitch, I never had shit, why you think that I flex like that? 1.00

00:00:05.640 I was on a road trying to keep up with my goals, bring it right back, 1.00

00:00:08.020 not billering, so many junks at a band door doing f***ing. 0.99

00:00:10.560 I'm a hero, bitch, I'm just settling. 0.99

00:00:12.380 Here for long, just get a kettle in, I mean, on. 0.97

00:00:14.440 Alright, day two trying to get this cam link.

00:00:18.360 This fish eye lens is crazy.

00:00:20.340 That's the HDMI port, right?

00:00:21.640 Okay.

00:00:22.840 Just quickly tell what happened.

00:00:24.560 Oh, like the whole thing on, what's it called, in Washington Square Park by NYU?

00:00:27.900 Yeah, I was being a... 1.00

00:00:28.980 You were being a complete asshole, yeah. 1.00

00:00:30.380 I was being a dickhead, okay. 1.00

00:00:31.260 You were being a dickhead. 1.00

00:00:32.080 And because I'm your fan, I can say that to you. 1.00

00:00:34.040 Right, right.

00:00:34.400 Because you actually have a fan base that holds you accountable, unlike other people.

00:00:37.120 Why do you have to hold me accountable?

00:00:38.200 What did I do?

00:00:39.220 I asked you for a full year subscription for free for Patreon if I did the cart challenge.

00:00:43.100 And what did I say?

00:00:43.880 And you said, wow, out of everything you could ask me, that's what you asked me.

00:00:46.200 And what did the crowd say?

00:00:47.120 And then what did the crowd say?

00:00:47.920 Oh, they just laughed.

00:00:48.740 Because like, yeah, you're really asking for a Patreon sub.

00:00:50.880 I wasn't trying to like lower...

00:00:52.500 Highest tier.

00:00:54.220 I'll give you four tier.

00:00:55.640 I'll give you the executive producer tier.

00:00:56.780 That's that's the monthly shout out one. Okay, but because I actually have a bunch of nitpicking to do for your content

00:01:00.740 Anyway, every every month at the NSA executive producers like produce and I put the list of the names here

00:01:05.780 Is that your Instagram? I think we need to hold you accountable for plugging your Instagram. It's the reverse psychology thing

00:01:09.840 It's not working. No, I'm just trying to say that your name now

00:01:11.600 I've been watching you for like five years. This is a whole strategy that you do. It doesn't work with me

00:01:20.280 Yeah, oh look, oh my god, there's no way bro. What is that? I was no way, bro. Oh, that's done

00:01:25.880 we were just we were literally just we're literally talking about the thing right now i swear to god

00:01:31.000 i'm vlogging i was vlogging the conversation right now and you called me bro that's an i'm buying the

00:01:35.080 camera link right now that's why my best buy yo this is actually you didn't facebook this this

00:01:38.200 is actually real that's that's you this is actually real that's what's up i swear like literally i

00:01:44.600 was mid we were mid conversation like rolling right now talking about the he was saying that i

00:01:49.160 one person's experience versus the entire country and then so you're like okay but what evidence

00:01:53.160 you're using for that and he's calling me a conspiracy theorist because i said you trust

00:01:56.040 the government so i feel like you guys should do definitely do a second video where you both are

00:01:59.960 looking at the same sources and what you guys agree is like a valid source and not a valid

00:02:03.240 source because you brought up a good point it's like oh you really trust the government with

00:02:05.800 everything everything that i do when the daily baby rate me for the things i do send me a text

00:02:10.280 and i'm doing it just to tell me that you love me too where are we right now an influencer creator

00:02:14.760 event she's an influencer now too apparently she's a tick tocker not a creator those are different

00:02:19.160 things oh hashtag paid yo what's your name bro simon you're a creator yes sir what are we doing

00:02:25.560 at this event i'm not sure what is this a pyramid scheme i don't know what the event is i'm pretty

00:02:29.560 sure this is a cult well i paid somebody and if i get 10 people to pay as well then i get paid

00:02:36.280 that's a pyramid scheme no no no it's like it's like multi-level marketing yeah but but like not

00:02:41.240 like in like a pyramid not in a pyramid scheme it's not weird like that no it's like it's a

00:02:45.240 different version like people get it misunderstood you know it's not like

00:02:47.880 being taken advantage of right you just give them all the money you make I'll

00:02:51.120 send you an invite to one of the conferences if you listen to our leader

00:02:54.900 talk you'll really get it you'll understand you know do you like Lambos

00:02:57.900 I love Lambos are you trying to drive a Lambo I like Bitcoin you get there yeah

00:03:02.040 Bitcoin's crypto crypto and Lambos we're going back to letters okay you know I

00:03:08.160 got you bro I heard you they asked you like are you a creator you like yeah I'm

00:03:14.940 a creator i i i started though i was like a creator you said it with some confidence so i'm

00:03:20.140 like oh yeah do you see what i've done chat you saw how i changed her she's got a camera now she's 0.99

00:03:25.500 got a tick tock now she was just a normal basic ass new jersey girl check can you give me a wl on 1.00

00:03:33.020 networking events i don't know why does it feel like kind of poser would y'all rather go partying 0.93

00:03:38.380 or would you rather go to a networking event wait your name is vincent yes uh what's your stance on

00:03:43.020 an abortion I am pro-choice is that the good one or the bad one it's good if 0.99

00:03:49.640 you're a pro-choice yo everybody look this guy's a fucking vlogger wow you 1.00

00:03:54.940 just get a show to a party with the camera on vlog oh you got a cannon oh 1.00

00:03:58.500 I'm so cool oh I watched Casey Neistat at 2015

00:04:08.420 Well, the thing is that, yeah, and I agree with the sentiment that you said, but on the

00:04:15.140 other hand, you can't really say that without addressing the other topic.

00:04:19.140 Well the thing is about that is that it's kind of in a gray area in a sense, and my

00:04:24.200 opinion on that cannot be fully fleshed out without describing the economic other thing.

00:04:30.660 Russia would bomb Alaska first, because that's where I'm going. 0.97

00:04:34.600 I think if Alaska sunk, nobody would really blink.

00:04:37.860 okay alaska's the future think of like when the world sets on fire where are you gonna go

00:04:42.500 who's gonna take alaska before the world ends i don't know i'm basically like one of the girls

00:04:50.820 i'm one of the girls i just want to scream chat just to vlog i'm running around with the fish 0.92

00:04:54.580 eye look at my life and then once in a while moosa puts a uk drill song i thought you

00:05:02.260 couldn't hear me when i was talking to the camera like you can hear me loud and clear

00:05:04.980 So you heard all the bad mouthing I just did?

00:05:06.980 Content!

00:05:08.980 Content!

00:05:10.980 Content!

00:05:12.980 Content!

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00:05:24.980 Wait, that contact guy was doing a speech?

00:05:28.980 Ready, it's gonna turn on.

00:05:30.980 Ready, ready?

00:05:33.540 Okay, cool. Yeah

00:05:37.340 Wow

00:05:38.800 Your chat should I give the shiniko plaque the 100k plaque to moose and moose didn't get one and he's been editing it for a year

00:05:44.460 I'm gonna say I gained like 70 of that k without him, but he doesn't have it a YouTube platform. Is that fair?

00:05:49.340 Do you think you deserve yeah? I mean as an editor and a filmer

00:05:52.340 Yeah, you kind of the same position for agent that moose is do you think you deserve a plaque?

00:05:56.260 How long was he working for he was working for after like 60k and he started editing so yes or no?

00:06:01.940 Do you deserve it or not? I wouldn't want it. So Moosa doesn't get it and I'm gonna keep it for myself

00:06:05.980 No, I was maybe give it a sec. I want to see if she if she screams when she goes in 1.00

00:06:17.420 See you can spray no for me

00:06:20.700 Okay, look at me everybody look at me cool. Did you get the whole fit?

00:06:27.020 Is even right now and I'm right in this stupid mirror this is good 0.99

00:06:31.940 No, you actually almost dead dropped the yellow trolling. You're gonna really live all the scratches on the new one that you can actually care about 0.99

00:06:36.880 Yeah, that's good. Yo, that's a different type of spread, bro. I'm talking to 10 mil. I'm also sweating off of my nose

00:06:41.740 4k riding

00:06:43.220 What's your one request?

00:06:45.620 My cat, 222 cat. The first one, I want to have my first chopped cheese, but I do want phantom involved in that scenario

00:06:50.700 My first chopped cheese

00:06:52.340 His first time in a New York deli, he's like, hey, what's up, motherland, la la la

00:06:57.000 Where you from?

00:06:58.480 Saudi Arabia

00:06:59.240 A second request of what?

00:07:00.960 Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I fucking knew it. I didn't even need you to say you want to look at the Statue of Liberty 0.99

00:07:05.780 But it's different. I seem to make eye contact with a brick with a stone bitch to do this just one time 1.00

00:07:10.040 All right, we could drive by it 0.97

00:07:12.040 Tourist of the Statue of Liberty that is you want to look at the Statue of Liberty. That's I'm saying I don't want to park

00:07:18.300 I don't want a fucking picture. I 0.99

00:07:20.400 Pick a highway that allows me to see it. Don't stop. Well, we're gonna go to so what are we gonna do?

00:07:25.600 What else what other plans do we have? What are you plans you have for the day? Nothing. We got nothing going on

00:07:30.960 This shit's growling like a lot of 1.00

00:07:34.720 Well, and then let's see who's faster. I'll race you to the light brother. See who wins race 1.00

00:07:42.120 I'll race it to light. It seems as if my brother my brother my brother's Nico not gonna make it to the light as fast as I will

00:07:47.720 It's almost like I could walk wherever the fuck we supposed to go before this nigga is gonna get anywhere 1.00

00:07:52.900 It actually doesn't end it doesn't end at all 1.00

00:08:00.160 It just keeps going nigga. Let's park your car hop in the motherfucking train nigga, bro 1.00

00:08:04.620 Someone will do a drive-by robbery boat. Just run and grab my 1.00

00:08:16.560 You're supposed to do it back that was so lame tourists

00:08:19.940 what did I say

00:08:49.940 Seiko is like the most disrespectful, respectful individual.

00:08:55.940 I don't want to do any work ever. I just want to look like I'm doing work.

00:08:58.940 See, like, it's all an illusion. If I have the camera here, then we're good.

00:09:02.940 Can I get the cherry meal in? That thing. You said we're too slow?

00:09:05.940 I dropped out of school. I'm sorry. I don't have a good education. That's why I take it long.

00:09:09.940 My apologies. She's a very mean lady. 1.00

00:09:11.940 It's okay. The ice cream will cheer you up. After you have a bite, I think you're going to start smiling.

00:09:15.940 Look at me. I'm going to bite it.

00:09:17.940 Mmm, he's happy now.

00:09:21.000 Hey guys, so we're going to go to the post office now.

00:09:24.240 Picking up some packages that you guys sent me.

00:09:26.600 Thanks so much for the love.

00:09:28.560 Oh yeah, then we got to go to Popula Jewelry.

00:09:31.860 Oh yeah, he's going to buy me a...

00:09:33.760 They're going to buy me a Bing movie, right?

00:09:35.600 Yeah.

00:09:35.920 Or a fake Prada.

00:09:36.900 I want the nylon bag.

00:09:38.460 Okay, we're going to go pick up the thing and then boom, bada bing.

00:09:41.260 Young Don the Sauce got sent me a camera.

00:09:42.420 Hopefully it's here.

00:09:43.040 And he also flopped on me.

00:09:43.980 He's supposed to be here today.

00:09:44.880 Man, yo, El Don the Sauce got, bro.

00:09:47.060 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 10-0-0-9, send me stuff.

00:09:49.940 No! This is what freaking tourists do.

00:09:53.540 Oh my god, she just said, you reference me just fucking around to horoscopes? 1.00

00:09:58.100 No, tourists. 0.98

00:09:58.760 Taurus!

00:09:59.380 Oh, tourists.

00:10:00.380 No!

00:10:02.620 All right, tourists.

00:10:04.000 Okay, this is what we should have.

00:10:05.820 P.O. Box 237, New York, New York, 1-0-0-0-9.

00:10:08.820 Send me stuff.

00:10:09.660 1-0-0-9, right?

00:10:11.300 0-0-0-9.

00:10:12.740 1-0-0-0-9, P.O. Box 237.

00:10:15.220 And he will be here. You can find Raleed fucking up everything 0.99

00:10:18.240 He drove 40 minutes for an empty fucking mall 0.99

00:10:23.120 I mean, guys do that all the time 0.98

00:10:25.720 I bought that camera for $400 and it's not here

00:10:30.740 That's a man and that's not a cop

00:10:37.280 He's there like so focused in

00:10:39.520 That's a whole dude

00:10:40.760 You just look right in front of you

00:10:43.200 He's vlogging I think that man

00:10:45.160 you see that yeah is this an fbi van this is this covid i feel like my my car is just hot

00:10:53.480 okay we're still waiting i don't know why i'm pulled over we're trying to find out you have

00:10:57.800 any ideas no what i do know what did i do selena i feel like it might be like your signal or

00:11:03.400 something like something i think i know a turn signal my car's faster than their car yeah maybe

00:11:09.080 they saw the plaques in the back seat i think you should have been hiding there but chill out

00:11:12.360 They're pulling me over for a turn signal for not using my turn signal. Yo, is it crazy?

00:11:21.680 They want they're on my dick, right? Yeah, these cops on my dick, right? Yell it 1.00

00:11:26.920 We've been here half an hour for a turn signal

00:11:35.260 No boat for a turn signal for turn signal

00:11:39.420 We've been waiting here for 45 minutes

00:11:42.360 I just took a nap and woke up

00:11:45.480 Yeah, my license, but I can't find my registration which is taking longer

00:11:49.780 My dad's in Haiti texted me my registration trying to help me out, bro

00:11:56.180 This is for me, babe, I didn't I didn't earn it

00:12:01.180 If you make that joke one more time

00:12:04.700 Yo, sneaker, you know you got not

00:12:08.680 No, give me that one that was big enough for two

00:12:12.360 This whole umbrella thing was a joke for you because it wasn't for me.

00:12:17.360 It actually wasn't a joke for me.

00:12:19.360 Hey, get wet much?

00:12:23.360 It's just... it's just...

00:12:30.360 It's just...

00:12:31.360 Yo, so Waleed and Selena, how are you liking Manhattan and New York so far?

00:12:35.360 This is a GTA in real life. I don't understand what the fuck is going on here. 0.98

00:12:42.360 We're always trying to make a cute little touristy tick-tock because it's their first time in New York got two tickets 0.99

00:12:47.880 I got out of the car and started yelling at somebody in the middle of the evening. I'm just I

00:12:53.040 Hate Manhattan, bro. This is why you stay in Brooklyn. This shit sucks. Give us some some social cut. What's your stance on abortion?

00:13:00.600 How many abortions until your friend is wildin? 1.00

00:13:04.360 Good answer that was fastened to the point three. That's fair you

00:13:07.320 I don't think there's an actual number. You don't want to have a kid don't have a kid

00:13:09.360 But strap up.

00:13:10.440 So if you got eight abortions, you're not going to be like, yo, chill out with the abortions? 0.99

00:13:14.120 Nah, I would say tie your tubes, my nigga. 1.00

00:13:17.020 Whatever, bro. Why do they have two doors?

00:13:18.400 Thank you.

00:13:20.580 He doesn't want to use chopsticks because he's like too Muslim or whatever. 1.00

00:13:23.580 He can't eat pork, blah, blah, blah.

00:13:24.820 When you step into a Chinese restaurant, you can respect the culture.

00:13:30.620 Brother, I just don't know how to use chopsticks.

00:13:33.460 That's it. I just need a spoon.

00:13:34.800 You could pretend?

00:13:35.920 I don't want to do the Chinese, Asian, you know, like that. 1.00

00:13:39.360 that would be a mockery

00:13:43.920 i asked for a spoon this is what they gave me a spoon i don't know how to use the chopsticks my

00:13:48.720 nigga i don't know how to soup spoon is you're drumming you gotta make music out of everything 0.99

00:13:54.560 everything is a joke everything's a dance oh my god you don't care for the camera now that form

00:14:02.160 is not bad no i need to get more of this astrology conversation documented so that when she lies and 0.97

00:14:07.680 says she's not an astrology girl i can have this as proof she's been talking about the compatibility

00:14:12.320 of scorpios for the last 15 minutes well that's what that's what that is you talk to a scorpio

00:14:17.120 who hurt your feelings like i know what that well i don't even know if that's true but i know that's

00:14:21.680 true because every girl who says that oh my god score is like they talk to one scorpio guy i think

00:14:26.160 have you lost your virginity yet so you've had sex before don't say that oh my god no i didn't 0.82

00:14:30.560 you're not even lying mars i thought you was joking bro mars my mars and my venus is cancer 0.89

00:14:37.680 very emotional every girl is emotional in relationships what so talk about your

00:14:43.980 mat why are you talking about stars and dirt and even venus bro your master you

00:14:48.300 graduate exactly how are you still talking about venus okay okay okay you

00:14:56.180 know this nonsense do you know that it's nonsense

00:15:07.680 VEHICLES! 0.87

00:15:10.680 VEHICLES!

00:15:16.680 Hold my hand!

00:15:18.680 You

00:15:36.560 Wait y'all that really got a round of applause bro. What the fuck just happened believe you what is wrong with you? 1.00

00:15:43.180 I'm a mediator. You don't say my brother. I'm setting up the the motherfucking function my brother 1.00

00:15:47.780 Oh, not now. Hold on. Let me get up. If you bet if you bump a car right now, they're gonna laugh their ass up 0.99

00:15:52.540 hold on hold on hold on hold on again oh no pressure nigga nah you good you good 0.99

00:16:04.200 you good no embarrassing good job man

00:16:08.000 old school motorola setting i made jeans for the coach are setting

00:16:14.280 they can't talk because i'm older setting you got rap because you're wet you're letting so 0.79

SHNEAKO - May 29, 2022

You won't believe how they surprised me...

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