SHNEAKO - Reacting To Girls Smash or Passing Me!

00:00:00.000 girls rate self-improvement youtubers feet hamza sneeko tate am i i'm a self-improvement youtuber

00:00:07.040 jesus change this title i'm not a self-improvement youtuber get off my

00:00:11.520 show you guys six instagram profiles all i want you to do is rate them on a scale from

00:00:16.320 one to ten just from first impressions all right so here's the first one have a little scroll if

00:00:20.000 you want like what am i reading like yeah they're attractive attractiveness oh people yeah seven

00:00:27.040 He's a good looking man.

00:00:28.540 8.5?

00:00:29.540 Yeah.

00:00:30.040 I'll go in the middle.

00:00:31.040 8.

00:00:32.040 8.

00:00:33.040 Those are good photos.

00:00:34.040 7.

00:00:35.040 Alright, solid.

00:00:36.040 I mean he's fit.

00:00:37.040 Yeah.

00:00:39.040 From 1 to 10.

00:00:40.040 1 to 10.

00:00:41.040 Be honest.

00:00:42.040 7.

00:00:43.040 I would say 6 and a half.

00:00:45.040 7 and a half.

00:00:46.040 8?

00:00:47.040 Yeah, I think 8.

00:00:48.040 Final answers?

00:00:49.040 8.

00:00:50.040 8.

00:00:51.040 He's a child.

00:00:52.040 Jesus.

00:00:53.040 That's a child.

00:00:54.040 He's tall.

00:00:55.040 I'd say 4.

00:00:56.040 Four.

00:00:57.060 God, Drip, you like my style, baby.

00:00:59.380 You're too nice.

00:01:00.520 You're a good-looking man.

00:01:02.280 Too nice, bro.

00:01:03.380 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

00:01:04.020 This bitch is on my dick. 1.00

00:01:05.200 Wait, what did she give me a four? 1.00

00:01:07.300 He's two.

00:01:09.280 She laughed?

00:01:11.540 Four?

00:01:14.380 Four.

00:01:15.780 You look like you could open a window with that chin.

00:01:19.200 You look like you could open up a bank vault by...

00:01:22.900 You could get into a door. 1.00

00:01:26.040 with that shit get the seven fucking nike hoodie on but what do you rate other people that 1.00

00:01:32.280 fucking thick forehead if you one head butt i'm out look at that looking like handsome squidward 1.00

00:01:40.840 more than me call me a four yeah how are you the fuck up out of here with that fucking 1.00

00:01:44.840 squash looking forehead your head looks like a piece of squash 1.00

00:01:50.420 your head look like squash bitch this is this is your head shape calling me a four 1.00

00:02:01.580 okay chill out you're too nice you 1.00

00:02:09.300 oh i would give him seven five and a seven yeah

00:02:16.200 Oh, he's very sweet.

00:02:18.920 Should we give him an 8?

00:02:20.340 Why are you calling me awe?

00:02:21.340 What was awe about that?

00:02:24.060 Bro, my IG is not looking that good.

00:02:25.640 My IG is pretty mid, basically. 0.96

00:02:27.100 There's not really that good fucking photos on my IG. 0.93

00:02:29.440 If you looked at the... 0.97

00:02:30.500 If I was really flexing on the IG, then maybe we could look cool.

00:02:33.420 But no, I got the mask on my face. 0.97

00:02:35.200 I just can't get into my work and shit like that. 0.87

00:02:37.300 I don't be trying to show off too much on my IG. 0.99

00:02:40.700 But still, I only got three posts on that bitch, too. 1.00

00:02:43.520 And a baby photo's on there. 1.00

00:02:44.680 It's not a fucking dating profile. 0.99

00:02:46.200 Okay, Sneeko, okay. 0.99

00:02:48.720 Alright, here is the next one.

00:02:50.860 Squash head, bro.

00:02:51.640 Why are you judging people out here?

00:02:53.980 A two? 1.00

00:02:54.860 This fucking bitch is like calling me a four and calling him a two? 1.00

00:03:01.700 Your head looks like Halloween decorations. 1.00

00:03:06.860 Two.

00:03:09.480 Why are you laughing? 1.00

00:03:10.740 Bro, your forehead, you could fucking kill people with that forehead. 1.00

00:03:16.200 Not her 1.00

00:03:17.200 I think it's a 4

00:03:18.200 Oh yeah still a 2

00:03:19.200 Dang 0.87

00:03:20.200 A 2

00:03:21.200 A 2 1.00

00:03:22.200 So what the fuck are you? 0.99

00:03:23.200 I think he has a nice face shape 1.00

00:03:24.200 He's got the jawline popping

00:03:25.200 He's got the jawline popping

00:03:26.200 He's got the jawline popping

00:03:27.200 Yeah yeah yeah

00:03:28.200 That Chad jawline bro

00:03:29.200 6

00:03:30.200 6 yeah

00:03:31.200 6 yeah?

00:03:32.200 Oh he's Aladdin

00:03:33.200 I'd give him a 6

00:03:34.200 6 yeah 1.00

00:03:35.200 I feel bad motherfucker 0.98

00:03:36.200 I was having more than myself 0.99

00:03:37.200 Hamzy you're doing well bro

00:03:38.200 This is great

00:03:39.200 You gotta sell your IG out bro

00:03:40.200 Supplements

00:03:41.200 I would say 1.00

00:03:42.200 Sipping her fucking car like 1.00

00:03:44.200 3 1.00

00:03:45.200 3 yeah?

00:03:46.200 three and a four yeah it's gonna be a four i think how attractive do you think he is though

00:03:50.120 let's take the first picture like physically like a six seven fair enough so wait six yeah

00:03:57.480 yo also don't put me in self-improvement youtubers get the out i'm not a

00:04:01.160 self-improvement youtuber hassan the up out of you six and seven first man okay

00:04:07.320 i'd say three five or six he got a three what do you mean not your type because he's brown

00:04:13.560 No, no, no. 1.00

00:04:14.560 Who, then who's a 10 to this bitch? 1.00

00:04:16.560 Six. 0.99

00:04:17.560 Six is-

00:04:18.560 Not my type, I would've been a 10-er.

00:04:19.560 What do you mean not your type?

00:04:20.560 Because he's brown.

00:04:21.560 No, no, no, no.

00:04:22.560 Uhhhhhh.

00:04:23.560 Four?

00:04:24.560 Yeah, same I think.

00:04:26.560 Four and a half.

00:04:27.560 Don't forget the half. 1.00

00:04:28.560 Damn, Sinbad. 0.99

00:04:29.560 Yeah, five. 1.00

00:04:30.560 Five, yeah?

00:04:31.560 Five fives.

00:04:32.560 No, like he's too flashy.

00:04:34.560 He looks a little bit too serious.

00:04:36.560 Too flash? 1.00

00:04:37.560 Then what the fuck is your type? 1.00

00:04:39.560 Square head? 1.00

00:04:40.560 Yeah.

00:04:41.560 Very angry looking.

00:04:42.560 Oh that tattoo is huge.

00:04:44.560 That is huge. That's like a four for me.

00:04:46.560 Four. Yeah, three.

00:04:48.560 Three. Three. 0.92

00:04:50.560 Four or five? Oh, I like this tattoo very much.

00:04:52.560 You know what her face looks like?

00:04:54.560 Four. 1.00

00:04:56.560 That fucking opera mask, like um... 1.00

00:05:00.560 Phantom of the Opera. 1.00

00:05:02.560 her face she looks like she has a phantom of the opera mask on at all times that's how your face

00:05:17.980 is shaped and you how you're calling people twos and fours and talk about tattoos phantom of the

00:05:24.080 opera you burn victim yeah three three four or five i'd like to start three very much i'd give

00:05:32.860 him an eight an eight yeah chat think about what what you are if if if i like holy who's a 10 then

00:05:39.580 eight and a seven yeah eight eight and a seven yeah yeah in round one hamza scored 53 out of

00:05:50.620 70 sneaker got 49. I called JT got okay. I'll stretch for that

00:05:57.400 First man got 29.5 out of 70 captain Sinbad 31 out of 70. Andrew Tate

00:06:04.500 33.5 out of 70 so Hamza wins that round

00:06:07.840 Sneeko comes second so I'll take second comes third 0.92

00:06:11.740 Andrew Tate comes fourth captain Sinbad comes fifth and first man comes sixth

00:06:17.700 6. Sheesh bro that's a bit mad.

00:06:21.540 Bound 2.

00:06:24.500 Honest opinions. It's the first one that's the first before picture. Yeah.

00:06:28.100 So what would you give that? 6. You give that a 6? 6. Are you being honest? Yeah.

00:06:32.100 Okay. 7 and a half. Oh! So the first one was a 6. What would you say the first one was?

00:06:38.500 5. Oh! 5. Yeah the first one. 7 and a half. 7 and a half. For me an 8. For me an 8 okay.

00:06:44.580 six six that's a six okay here's the second one eight eight where's my stretches i cannot tell

00:06:51.540 he's way too young yeah he was he was he was 17 in that yeah i cannot i look like i was 14 in that

00:06:58.740 though like i'm 17 there i went through puberty like last year bro i don't know why asian jeans

00:07:04.100 we just like that i'm staying like developing my facial hair i'm about to be 24. that's true

00:07:11.540 okay here's he he's 20 22 here then it's better

00:07:16.660 okay one to ten eight and a half same yeah eight and a half eight and a half okay okay i like these

00:07:23.300 oh yeah you part of the eight percent now four four nine nine okay okay yeah baby what you doing

00:07:33.540 you look kind of like a witch but yeah here's the next one that's the first picture it shows his

00:07:39.460 personality eight the first one's an eight yeah eight and a half eight and a half and then the

00:07:43.460 second one you can see it right there seven and a half so the second one is worse wow six six before

00:07:49.220 and afterwards five five the long hair not doing it for you no but the jawline the jawline's popping

00:07:54.820 is it i can't see you're not a fan no five six who is who are these people bro still a five

00:08:03.700 five no difference who the is that what don't don't i don't don't bro i'm a self

00:08:10.980 what's the opposite word of improvement i'm a self-detrimental youtuber get the

00:08:15.940 up out of you bro i said six before oh you said six yeah five and then second one five

00:08:23.620 captain simba second one six seven and a half five five the second one six

00:08:28.980 Six? Seven? Seven and a half.

00:08:32.360 And then the second one. Six. Seven and a half. Six.

00:08:37.000 Six and a half. Six and a half. The jet got him an extra half point.

00:08:42.200 Scores for round two. 1.00

00:08:44.680 Bitches are so fucking annoying. It's because he's on a jet that they lose points. 1.00

00:08:48.260 He's like, he looks so arrogant.

00:08:49.360 Are as follows. Hamza, 23.5 out of 30, which equals 7.8 as his average.

00:08:57.000 sneaker 26 out of 30 8.7 average ice cold donors 20 out of 30 0.81

00:09:03.040 what's up first man what happened i thought you need to go to the gym every day and shit what's 0.97

00:09:08.240 up 8.7 you are yeah now 30 average of five captain sinbad 19.5 out of 30 0.99

00:09:16.200 bro i was killing people this round bro i killed people this round bro 6.5 0.85

00:09:21.000 that glow up was crazy that before after yeah that glow up was different what's up

00:09:25.620 andrew tate 20 out of 30 average of 6.7 so in round two sneko won sneko is first hamza is second

00:09:36.180 ice cold jt and andrew tate are joints third and fourth then captain sinbad then first man

00:09:41.940 final round adonis adonis in the chat adonis one to ten here's the first one um six five

00:09:52.740 1 to 10

00:09:54.340 3

00:09:54.800 3

00:09:55.780 3

00:09:56.220 I like a 2

00:10:00.300 2

00:10:00.800 2

00:10:01.380 Yeah, it's the ball

00:10:04.340 It's the ball, huh?

00:10:07.620 Oh, I don't know

00:10:09.000 5

00:10:10.520 That's a turn off to girls, yo 1.00

00:10:12.680 Like, dudes think that flexing and shit turns girls on 1.00

00:10:15.420 They see you fucking 1.00

00:10:16.160 They're like, why is he taking a picture of himself flexing in a mirror? 1.00

00:10:20.380 5

00:10:20.820 6

00:10:22.160 five and a six yeah final answer yeah it's finally okay um four four three maybe four three and a

00:10:33.840 four three and a four five so six and a five so we're going from five to six and six to five now

00:10:40.000 that's a six six yeah five okay two two look at the jawline though it's popping 0.99

00:10:47.360 You know what song you on dick right now. What are you talking about jawline right now? 0.98

00:10:52.240 The midface the midface in the shut the fuck up. Oh, that's pretty high. I'm sorry like a five. This is very interesting 0.99

00:10:59.980 else

00:11:02.700 The body isn't doing it

00:11:05.780 It's a bit much

00:11:07.920 Five he's ripped Chad. This is a perfect example

00:11:12.160 that 0.99

00:11:13.360 The gym is not really gonna fix a lot of this shit 0.98

00:11:17.360 Kind of just the way like if you got it's either you got it or you don't got it 0.99

00:11:21.260 If you got the drip, if you drippy like that, then you drippy like that 0.99

00:11:25.000 But the flexing in the mirror shit really doesn't really change shit 0.99

00:11:28.040 Oh, like, sorry 0.99

00:11:30.040 The one

00:11:31.040 A one

00:11:31.880 He might be a nice guy

00:11:34.560 Yeah, yeah

00:11:35.360 Too serious

00:11:36.320 Yeah

00:11:37.020 He looks like a nice guy

00:11:38.900 He looks like a nice guy

00:11:41.200 Ugh, worst thing to hear

00:11:42.660 A seven

00:11:43.580 I'll agree

00:11:44.600 A seven, yeah

00:11:45.700 He looks like he'd be nice

00:11:46.740 yeah approachable okay this is okay six six he looks nice he looks friendly like a five five five

00:11:56.020 and a seven yeah he's kind of cute eight i'll give him a seven seven yeah yeah yeah i'll give 0.96

00:12:04.980 you this dick what's up seven and eight right perfect i can't really see his face he's like 0.98

00:12:09.540 turned um i don't even look at the camera and you're still going to give me a seven maybe like 0.99

00:12:14.260 eight eight sneakers thing well sneakers thing well all right yeah i can't really see his face

00:12:19.460 i can't judge a six yeah six i think i think fair enough the scores are hamza got 22 out of 50

00:12:27.140 average of 4.4 sneko got 35 out of oh my god of seven sneaker won this round by far bro maybe i

00:12:36.180 just picked a really good picture for him that's just the way it is bro i don't even got to look

00:12:40.020 at the camera could be over here i'm gonna still win sinbad though captain sinbad 6.4 yeah is that

00:12:46.580 you my brother i scroll jt came after he got 25 out of 50. so he's decent and deck up and use

00:12:54.100 sneaker is the is it one more time one more time

00:12:59.300 sneaker is the winner nico has came first with a total score of 110 out of 150. 0.86

00:13:08.020 Oh, I'm the only one with three digits in this bitch yo w in the chat. Are you kidding me? I'm shitting on niggas, bro. What's up? 1.00

00:13:19.020 Okay, I'm over it

00:13:21.540 Give me give me that much upset. There's another one. I wanted to watch

SHNEAKO - July 07, 2022

Reacting To Girls Smash or Passing Me!

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