SHNEAKO - Why Experience is the Most Valuable Currency

00:00:00.000 So much faith trying to quit smoking I might just fill it and I try pop up to a sweet one

00:00:04.040 She said she don't like white boys in it. Let me show you how this white boy living

00:00:07.160 Couldn't afford no snacks. Now me and bro sit down for a dinner. I went in. We're about to go to Italy. Look at my eyes. I

00:00:13.840 Inhaled I did not inhale. I did not inhale and I did not consume but we have to go soon

00:00:18.000 I was just playing that spaghetti drill, but yeah, we have a flight soon. I get a pack

00:00:22.160 It fits perfectly I

00:00:24.480 Would show you the drawing but Musa can you just put the picture up here somewhere?

00:00:27.960 I don't feel like opening my suitcase and she's complaining because we have to go we have to go we have to go

00:00:31.220 I'm alright

00:00:31.560 Hey you see that line do you think that line's for to check in bags

00:00:36.820 No it's to get in

00:00:38.300 This shit goes outside bro

00:00:39.760 Okay well our flight board's in an hour

00:00:43.120 Wish us luck

00:00:44.100 Shit

00:00:44.940 You feel me

00:00:48.400 Yo sometimes but like look at that

00:00:51.020 Skipping the whole line

00:00:52.220 Through the back because oh follow me come this way

00:00:55.260 It's okay sir

00:00:56.020 You need to oh show me your boarding pass. What time is it? Oh, yeah, no, we're just gonna be laying my girlfriend

00:01:00.440 She's checking her bag right now. You think you can help me out. I'm um, she's not looking right now

00:01:03.840 But like if you check us in I'm gonna check you out you are skip the line

00:01:07.200 You know this airport do not come here. They said you need to be four hours early for the flight

00:01:13.340 Mmm, but you know me. Yeah, look at that. Look at these bums. Oh shit. This is our line

00:01:20.240 Alright, you see this you see this right? This line was going on outside and we just skipped all whole shit

00:01:26.020 90 minutes is crazy.

00:01:27.500 90 minute wait time in the line, but, oh no, we're in such a rush.

00:01:31.540 If we could skip, where do we have to go?

00:01:36.160 Last night, too, we went to our Afrobeats club, and we showed up, and the line was, like, around the block.

00:01:40.120 You know when there's, like, 100 people standing outside waiting?

00:01:42.580 I saw two guys in the front that looked cool, pulled up.

00:01:44.780 Yo, 10-year-olds in hand.

00:01:46.620 Yo, how you been, Mark?

00:01:49.220 How's the wife?

00:01:50.260 How's the kids?

00:01:51.760 It's better.

00:01:52.640 It's better than, trust me, try it.

00:01:54.620 A CAT scan?

00:01:56.620 No, what do you call an MRI?

00:01:58.620 This looks like an MRI scanner.

00:02:00.620 My bag got searched, but they didn't actually have to search it, and I got mad fucking equipment there.

00:02:04.620 They usually dump that shit out all one by one.

00:02:06.620 At the airport, they check all through my bag and tell me that it's random, but we stay winning.

00:02:11.620 And now, we skipped the whole line, but yo, bro, we gon' make the flight. We gon' make the flight.

00:02:14.620 I was feeling risky, bro. I was hungover in that cab. I saw that line. I'm like, I don't think we gon' make it.

00:02:19.620 We found, I think we made it from some good karma. I found Shelby from Texas.

00:02:23.620 wallet was on the floor i returned it so if you're looking for it it's in this airport i gave it to

00:02:27.620 some random lady with the lanyard on hopefully you find it yeah that's cute i'm cute oh by the

00:02:35.700 way y'all i'm selling plan b's 80 a pop and if you're already pregnant 100 dm me tap in got

00:02:40.900 them shirts for the low do three months then three hundred dollars my suitcase lever's broken

00:02:50.500 so I gotta just turn it sideways and stack someone else's bag on top

00:02:54.600 I hope that there's enough space

00:02:56.020 because otherwise I gotta put it downstairs

00:02:58.740 I've never been to Italy before

00:03:00.620 never been to Amsterdam before

00:03:01.800 never been to Greece before

00:03:02.940 never been to Barcelona before

00:03:04.380 this has been a fun trip so far

00:03:06.620 I don't want to go back bro

00:03:08.020 I don't want to go back

00:03:09.240 it's been really dope so far bro

00:03:10.740 I have a job where I can travel the world

00:03:13.460 I'm glad that I'm taking advantage of it

00:03:15.800 made it past the flight attendant

00:03:19.320 And I think I got a whole aisle of myself on a full flight

00:03:24.180 When you see

00:03:27.180 Get out see

00:03:43.180 I

00:03:45.180 i think i think we should do that to go to almofi coast yeah we're here in naples finally got off

00:03:52.920 the yo every airport in europe i'm realizing has been understaffed because of covid they fired all

00:03:57.520 the airport employees and now they just have other jobs and so now there's mad people traveling

00:04:01.320 because everyone wants to be outside because of covid but everybody working in the airport

00:04:05.440 doesn't work there anymore that's why there's a four hour delay in the airport that's why you

00:04:09.100 need to show up five hours early now but come work at the airport someone that was the part of the

00:04:13.560 vlog where i complain because we have to sit and wait for maria's suitcase to come out her maleta

00:04:19.740 i was watching back the germany vlog and i'm annoying i complain a lot and i've you know what

00:04:24.940 there's something to just like sucking it up and not complaining the whole time you can sit down

00:04:30.500 in the airport i don't care put my seat up i like waiting i like sitting in airports and i like

00:04:35.640 going in extra lines and i like rolling her suitcase all over europe and it's really just

00:04:41.560 part of the experience. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey. It's

00:04:45.560 about the friends you make along the way. So we'll wait for her, Maletta, and I'm not

00:04:50.240 going to complain. See that? I'm not complaining. We could be at the B&B right now, but we're

00:04:54.720 here in the airport. We're here in the airport waiting for your suitcase in Naples, Italy

00:04:58.880 because you have your bikinis. I'm not going to complain. I don't care. I don't care that

00:05:03.540 we've been here for 45 minutes waiting for your suitcase. I want to be in the airport.

00:05:06.680 yeah we landed an hour and a half ago I'm in Napoli waiting for a suitcase gonna

00:05:15.980 say it one last time you don't need that many fucking clothes okay I found it

00:05:20.240 some random airport employees suck my thinking we just left it in a corner but

00:05:23.280 I don't care we're in Napoli Italy whoa just here B&B doesn't give you the

00:05:30.120 address just go you can go right next door go right here go to how much so 25 25 okay okay

00:05:44.200 i think this is the warmest place we've been to so far this is hotter the greece the thing is

00:05:51.820 we've done this whole trip out of order we should have went from greece if we wanted to save time

00:05:55.680 travel and care about the environment we should have flown from greece to italy and then we went

00:05:59.460 from London down to Spain then back up to Amsterdam even though Amsterdam is

00:06:03.940 right next to London. Uber driver just got out of the uber left the car in the

00:06:08.940 middle of the street with the door open and then I'd like didn't say anything

00:06:12.920 okay but I don't understand why he didn't just I asked him I'm like are we

00:06:16.580 getting out here he went go to my Bible I just went kept talking to his

00:06:19.520 headphones okay there he is can I just steal his car okay I think he was just

00:06:25.760 me a joke in italian is oh the brattito cash when i paid him cash what what did that mean you can't

00:06:30.880 understand if you speak spanish you speak italian too i feel like you just dissed me in italian

00:06:34.800 welcome to italy everything in inopoli seems uh kind of old they building in the

00:06:41.520 century 1016. yeah even this elevator is from 1200. hey oh this view make my mother cry

00:06:55.760 Mamma Mia if I wasn't working

00:07:05.760 I'm like why is Maria so quiet right now we're in Italy and like this she's clipping her nails into a trash can right now

00:07:11.940 I don't know I don't just observing you

00:07:18.360 We know about joker flex

00:07:21.160 There when they got his checks

00:07:23.160 We up in the stew, whippin' this world of the wrecks

00:07:25.600 If you can't see him up there, you gotta need specs

00:07:28.920 Circle tight, no latex, strive for the best, who'll come here for next

00:07:31.920 If you got better me, I'm with it

00:07:33.460 Bull ski there on the ride, you know you gon' slide, gotta stay with us

00:07:36.440 Anything come with it, move like Percy, there ain't no limits

00:07:39.400 I'm me, could never be wired, the engine are raw

00:07:41.540 Telephone, bring it, pull up, bang, do-do, fling it

00:07:43.880 They're like, how's he been? I'm zoning, coast ain't stacking up heat, I'm loading

00:07:46.800 Who me? Owls ain't folded, stick to myself, can't fuck with the trolling

00:07:49.820 Soon rise with the set, I'm rolling, soon coming out with the custom clothing

00:07:52.760 So I got to stay focused when I said bonus house, never been joking

00:07:55.800 These bars for your head done wiggin' ya

00:07:57.320 She likes having me come swift

00:07:58.660 You're most excited to try it here

00:08:00.380 The pasta?

00:08:01.260 Yeah

00:08:01.520 But it's the home of pizza here

00:08:02.880 It's just, you know what to expect

00:08:04.940 You don't know what to expect in Naples though

00:08:07.400 Bread and sauce

00:08:08.980 Yeah, there's no cheese on the pizza here?

00:08:11.520 No, I'm sure you can put it on, but it's not original

00:08:14.420 Original

00:08:15.500 It's when everybody else started

00:08:17.020 Oh shit, someone got robbed

00:08:18.360 Mamma mia, somebody stole my car

00:08:22.500 it's crazy we were in Amsterdam yesterday I was drunk as fuck on truffles in Amsterdam

00:08:28.500 and now we're in Napoli Napoli Naples mama mia okay first bite of Italian pizza you ready

00:08:37.020 I bet it's amazing

00:08:38.900 I've had pizza like this in New York people replicating pizza in other places they got

00:08:47.740 right because this kind of tastes exactly the same but it's authentic this is apparently where

00:08:55.420 margarita pizza started but it's really not that hard to recreate tomato sauce and cheese i still

00:09:00.060 prefer new haven pizza white clam pizza new haven got the best pizza bro better than new york

00:09:04.300 it's still better than this

00:09:15.260 But so yeah, bro. Look how fucking Manhattan Maria is yo. We're in Naples, bro

00:09:20.500 That fucking Manhattan Heil Hitler shit does not work here, bro cab cab shut up

00:09:26.660 I live on 158th Street. Shut the fuck up man. I

00:09:32.060 That was the most packed bus I ever been on both schools. This school Z school Z

00:09:37.040 That way where we just came from most drivers skipped our stop, bro

00:09:40.380 I'm sweating on this fucking bus bro school Z school Z

00:09:43.460 this is from two new yorkers what that was the what that was just one of the most stickiest

00:09:47.620 situations ever napoli your bus fucking sucks and that's from new york we're used to that shit

00:09:53.660 that shit smelled like fucking olive oil and pasta and salami get the fuck out of you y'all stink

00:10:01.280 y'all stink damn your bus sucks the strawberries are good though one crazy thing we noticed here

00:10:06.380 is that the dogs don't need leashes for the most part yesterday the dogs don't go on leashes the

00:10:11.020 owners just be fucking letting him go i don't know why that is like why are the dogs more

00:10:15.500 obedient maybe because it's the general collective idea that like there's a maybe it's more dog eat

00:10:20.380 dog in america and maria's going up the stairs because she's scared of boxes she's really deep

00:10:27.260 that way because i can't be boxed in anywhere i can't be trapped yeah it bro you can take the

00:10:33.260 stairs you're breathing heavy you know who's not breathing heavy elevator guy

00:10:41.020 jack can you get mad at musa if he cut this video too fast because i'm going to tell him right now

00:10:45.900 to let this video like marinate like the marinara pizza so if he cuts this too fast

00:10:54.060 diving in the deep end no one to depend on but myself is it both over health or is it health

00:10:59.980 over wealth um signs in my eyesight i'm trying to get my vision right i'm trying to get my vision

00:11:04.860 right i look up in the sky and then forward if i'm on the court then i'm balling like poor george's

00:11:10.860 if i'm on your chick then you know she must be gorgeous beyonce flawless then i leave

00:11:17.260 bastard yo it's me this is just a little notice most vlogs aren't gonna be every single vlog when

00:11:22.940 i find out something funny to do i'm gonna do it it's gonna be in the muscle vlog don't worry

00:11:26.620 In the meantime, follow my Instagram.

00:11:28.640 Safe.

SHNEAKO - July 02, 2022

Why Experience is the Most Valuable Currency

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