SHNEAKO - July 02, 2022


Why Experience is the Most Valuable Currency


Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

189.24176

Word count

2,173

Sentence count

57

Harmful content

Misogyny

9

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Toxicity

35

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Hate speech

12

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Summary

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In this episode we talk about how we skip the line at the airport to make it to the plane, and how we managed to make the flight. We also talk about the crazy things we do to make sure we make it on the plane.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So much faith trying to quit smoking I might just fill it and I try pop up to a sweet one
00:00:04.040 She said she don't like white boys in it. Let me show you how this white boy living 1.00
00:00:07.160 Couldn't afford no snacks. Now me and bro sit down for a dinner. I went in. We're about to go to Italy. Look at my eyes. I
00:00:13.840 Inhaled I did not inhale. I did not inhale and I did not consume but we have to go soon
00:00:18.000 I was just playing that spaghetti drill, but yeah, we have a flight soon. I get a pack
00:00:22.160 It fits perfectly I
00:00:24.480 Would show you the drawing but Musa can you just put the picture up here somewhere?
00:00:27.960 I don't feel like opening my suitcase and she's complaining because we have to go we have to go we have to go
00:00:31.220 I'm alright
00:00:31.560 Hey you see that line do you think that line's for to check in bags
00:00:36.820 No it's to get in 1.00
00:00:38.300 This shit goes outside bro 1.00
00:00:39.760 Okay well our flight board's in an hour 1.00
00:00:43.120 Wish us luck 0.99
00:00:44.100 Shit 0.99
00:00:44.940 You feel me 1.00
00:00:48.400 Yo sometimes but like look at that
00:00:51.020 Skipping the whole line
00:00:52.220 Through the back because oh follow me come this way
00:00:55.260 It's okay sir
00:00:56.020 You need to oh show me your boarding pass. What time is it? Oh, yeah, no, we're just gonna be laying my girlfriend 1.00
00:01:00.440 She's checking her bag right now. You think you can help me out. I'm um, she's not looking right now
00:01:03.840 But like if you check us in I'm gonna check you out you are skip the line
00:01:07.200 You know this airport do not come here. They said you need to be four hours early for the flight
00:01:13.340 Mmm, but you know me. Yeah, look at that. Look at these bums. Oh shit. This is our line 1.00
00:01:20.240 Alright, you see this you see this right? This line was going on outside and we just skipped all whole shit 0.99
00:01:26.020 90 minutes is crazy. 0.99
00:01:27.500 90 minute wait time in the line, but, oh no, we're in such a rush.
00:01:31.540 If we could skip, where do we have to go?
00:01:36.160 Last night, too, we went to our Afrobeats club, and we showed up, and the line was, like, around the block.
00:01:40.120 You know when there's, like, 100 people standing outside waiting?
00:01:42.580 I saw two guys in the front that looked cool, pulled up.
00:01:44.780 Yo, 10-year-olds in hand.
00:01:46.620 Yo, how you been, Mark?
00:01:49.220 How's the wife? 0.83
00:01:50.260 How's the kids?
00:01:51.760 It's better.
00:01:52.640 It's better than, trust me, try it.
00:01:54.620 A CAT scan?
00:01:56.620 No, what do you call an MRI?
00:01:58.620 This looks like an MRI scanner. 0.98
00:02:00.620 My bag got searched, but they didn't actually have to search it, and I got mad fucking equipment there. 0.99
00:02:04.620 They usually dump that shit out all one by one. 0.99
00:02:06.620 At the airport, they check all through my bag and tell me that it's random, but we stay winning. 0.99
00:02:11.620 And now, we skipped the whole line, but yo, bro, we gon' make the flight. We gon' make the flight.
00:02:14.620 I was feeling risky, bro. I was hungover in that cab. I saw that line. I'm like, I don't think we gon' make it.
00:02:19.620 We found, I think we made it from some good karma. I found Shelby from Texas.
00:02:23.620 wallet was on the floor i returned it so if you're looking for it it's in this airport i gave it to
00:02:27.620 some random lady with the lanyard on hopefully you find it yeah that's cute i'm cute oh by the
00:02:35.700 way y'all i'm selling plan b's 80 a pop and if you're already pregnant 100 dm me tap in got 0.97
00:02:40.900 them shirts for the low do three months then three hundred dollars my suitcase lever's broken
00:02:50.500 so I gotta just turn it sideways and stack someone else's bag on top
00:02:54.600 I hope that there's enough space
00:02:56.020 because otherwise I gotta put it downstairs
00:02:58.740 I've never been to Italy before
00:03:00.620 never been to Amsterdam before
00:03:01.800 never been to Greece before
00:03:02.940 never been to Barcelona before
00:03:04.380 this has been a fun trip so far
00:03:06.620 I don't want to go back bro
00:03:08.020 I don't want to go back
00:03:09.240 it's been really dope so far bro
00:03:10.740 I have a job where I can travel the world
00:03:13.460 I'm glad that I'm taking advantage of it
00:03:15.800 made it past the flight attendant
00:03:19.320 And I think I got a whole aisle of myself on a full flight
00:03:24.180 When you see
00:03:27.180 Get out see
00:03:43.180 I
00:03:45.180 i think i think we should do that to go to almofi coast yeah we're here in naples finally got off
00:03:52.920 the yo every airport in europe i'm realizing has been understaffed because of covid they fired all
00:03:57.520 the airport employees and now they just have other jobs and so now there's mad people traveling
00:04:01.320 because everyone wants to be outside because of covid but everybody working in the airport
00:04:05.440 doesn't work there anymore that's why there's a four hour delay in the airport that's why you
00:04:09.100 need to show up five hours early now but come work at the airport someone that was the part of the 1.00
00:04:13.560 vlog where i complain because we have to sit and wait for maria's suitcase to come out her maleta
00:04:19.740 i was watching back the germany vlog and i'm annoying i complain a lot and i've you know what
00:04:24.940 there's something to just like sucking it up and not complaining the whole time you can sit down 0.54
00:04:30.500 in the airport i don't care put my seat up i like waiting i like sitting in airports and i like
00:04:35.640 going in extra lines and i like rolling her suitcase all over europe and it's really just
00:04:41.560 part of the experience. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey. It's
00:04:45.560 about the friends you make along the way. So we'll wait for her, Maletta, and I'm not
00:04:50.240 going to complain. See that? I'm not complaining. We could be at the B&B right now, but we're
00:04:54.720 here in the airport. We're here in the airport waiting for your suitcase in Naples, Italy
00:04:58.880 because you have your bikinis. I'm not going to complain. I don't care. I don't care that 0.94
00:05:03.540 we've been here for 45 minutes waiting for your suitcase. I want to be in the airport.
00:05:06.680 yeah we landed an hour and a half ago I'm in Napoli waiting for a suitcase gonna 0.98
00:05:15.980 say it one last time you don't need that many fucking clothes okay I found it 0.99
00:05:20.240 some random airport employees suck my thinking we just left it in a corner but 0.99
00:05:23.280 I don't care we're in Napoli Italy whoa just here B&B doesn't give you the 0.97
00:05:30.120 address just go you can go right next door go right here go to how much so 25 25 okay okay
00:05:44.200 i think this is the warmest place we've been to so far this is hotter the greece the thing is
00:05:51.820 we've done this whole trip out of order we should have went from greece if we wanted to save time
00:05:55.680 travel and care about the environment we should have flown from greece to italy and then we went
00:05:59.460 from London down to Spain then back up to Amsterdam even though Amsterdam is
00:06:03.940 right next to London. Uber driver just got out of the uber left the car in the
00:06:08.940 middle of the street with the door open and then I'd like didn't say anything
00:06:12.920 okay but I don't understand why he didn't just I asked him I'm like are we
00:06:16.580 getting out here he went go to my Bible I just went kept talking to his
00:06:19.520 headphones okay there he is can I just steal his car okay I think he was just
00:06:25.760 me a joke in italian is oh the brattito cash when i paid him cash what what did that mean you can't
00:06:30.880 understand if you speak spanish you speak italian too i feel like you just dissed me in italian
00:06:34.800 welcome to italy everything in inopoli seems uh kind of old they building in the
00:06:41.520 century 1016. yeah even this elevator is from 1200. hey oh this view make my mother cry
00:06:55.760 Mamma Mia if I wasn't working
00:07:05.760 I'm like why is Maria so quiet right now we're in Italy and like this she's clipping her nails into a trash can right now 1.00
00:07:11.940 I don't know I don't just observing you
00:07:18.360 We know about joker flex
00:07:21.160 There when they got his checks
00:07:23.160 We up in the stew, whippin' this world of the wrecks
00:07:25.600 If you can't see him up there, you gotta need specs
00:07:28.920 Circle tight, no latex, strive for the best, who'll come here for next
00:07:31.920 If you got better me, I'm with it
00:07:33.460 Bull ski there on the ride, you know you gon' slide, gotta stay with us
00:07:36.440 Anything come with it, move like Percy, there ain't no limits
00:07:39.400 I'm me, could never be wired, the engine are raw
00:07:41.540 Telephone, bring it, pull up, bang, do-do, fling it
00:07:43.880 They're like, how's he been? I'm zoning, coast ain't stacking up heat, I'm loading
00:07:46.800 Who me? Owls ain't folded, stick to myself, can't fuck with the trolling 0.99
00:07:49.820 Soon rise with the set, I'm rolling, soon coming out with the custom clothing 0.97
00:07:52.760 So I got to stay focused when I said bonus house, never been joking
00:07:55.800 These bars for your head done wiggin' ya
00:07:57.320 She likes having me come swift
00:07:58.660 You're most excited to try it here
00:08:00.380 The pasta?
00:08:01.260 Yeah
00:08:01.520 But it's the home of pizza here
00:08:02.880 It's just, you know what to expect
00:08:04.940 You don't know what to expect in Naples though
00:08:07.400 Bread and sauce
00:08:08.980 Yeah, there's no cheese on the pizza here?
00:08:11.520 No, I'm sure you can put it on, but it's not original
00:08:14.420 Original
00:08:15.500 It's when everybody else started 0.98
00:08:17.020 Oh shit, someone got robbed 1.00
00:08:18.360 Mamma mia, somebody stole my car 1.00
00:08:22.500 it's crazy we were in Amsterdam yesterday I was drunk as fuck on truffles in Amsterdam 0.99
00:08:28.500 and now we're in Napoli Napoli Naples mama mia okay first bite of Italian pizza you ready 0.96
00:08:37.020 I bet it's amazing
00:08:38.900 I've had pizza like this in New York people replicating pizza in other places they got
00:08:47.740 right because this kind of tastes exactly the same but it's authentic this is apparently where
00:08:55.420 margarita pizza started but it's really not that hard to recreate tomato sauce and cheese i still
00:09:00.060 prefer new haven pizza white clam pizza new haven got the best pizza bro better than new york
00:09:04.300 it's still better than this
00:09:15.260 But so yeah, bro. Look how fucking Manhattan Maria is yo. We're in Naples, bro 1.00
00:09:20.500 That fucking Manhattan Heil Hitler shit does not work here, bro cab cab shut up 1.00
00:09:26.660 I live on 158th Street. Shut the fuck up man. I 1.00
00:09:32.060 That was the most packed bus I ever been on both schools. This school Z school Z
00:09:37.040 That way where we just came from most drivers skipped our stop, bro 0.99
00:09:40.380 I'm sweating on this fucking bus bro school Z school Z 1.00
00:09:43.460 this is from two new yorkers what that was the what that was just one of the most stickiest 1.00
00:09:47.620 situations ever napoli your bus fucking sucks and that's from new york we're used to that shit 1.00
00:09:53.660 that shit smelled like fucking olive oil and pasta and salami get the fuck out of you y'all stink 1.00
00:10:01.280 y'all stink damn your bus sucks the strawberries are good though one crazy thing we noticed here 1.00
00:10:06.380 is that the dogs don't need leashes for the most part yesterday the dogs don't go on leashes the 1.00
00:10:11.020 owners just be fucking letting him go i don't know why that is like why are the dogs more 0.98
00:10:15.500 obedient maybe because it's the general collective idea that like there's a maybe it's more dog eat 0.99
00:10:20.380 dog in america and maria's going up the stairs because she's scared of boxes she's really deep 1.00
00:10:27.260 that way because i can't be boxed in anywhere i can't be trapped yeah it bro you can take the
00:10:33.260 stairs you're breathing heavy you know who's not breathing heavy elevator guy
00:10:41.020 jack can you get mad at musa if he cut this video too fast because i'm going to tell him right now
00:10:45.900 to let this video like marinate like the marinara pizza so if he cuts this too fast
00:10:54.060 diving in the deep end no one to depend on but myself is it both over health or is it health
00:10:59.980 over wealth um signs in my eyesight i'm trying to get my vision right i'm trying to get my vision
00:11:04.860 right i look up in the sky and then forward if i'm on the court then i'm balling like poor george's
00:11:10.860 if i'm on your chick then you know she must be gorgeous beyonce flawless then i leave 1.00
00:11:17.260 bastard yo it's me this is just a little notice most vlogs aren't gonna be every single vlog when
00:11:22.940 i find out something funny to do i'm gonna do it it's gonna be in the muscle vlog don't worry
00:11:26.620 In the meantime, follow my Instagram.
00:11:28.640 Safe.