SHNEAKO - SHNEAKO VS KELLY WAKASA FACE OFF 🥊🥊

00:00:00.000 Can I bring the gloves?

00:00:02.020 Yeah, can you believe that?

00:00:03.740 Elliot lied to me. Elliot said that Kelly was not coming to New York City anymore.

00:00:07.520 What do you think is about to happen? They're telling me to pull up right now to Washington Square Park.

00:00:12.460 It's on site. It's on site.

00:00:13.980 I'm going to take both of them. I don't even...

00:00:15.620 I got both of them. It's no problem.

00:00:18.280 I got to leave my crib. I'm going to London tomorrow.

00:00:20.100 I got to leave right now.

00:00:21.500 You want the smoke, Kelly?

00:00:22.440 Alright. Alright, bye.

00:00:23.660 Hey.

00:00:30.000 Blanco with Nico SK candle you know I got you didn't fucking see me. Yes get away boy

00:00:37.360 Don't worry about him. He's free and you're way too sweet like mango

00:00:51.500 Yeah, I got a K why you can't look me in the eye, huh? Are you gonna look me in the eye Kelly? Yeah, boy

00:01:00.000 My bad

00:01:06.380 I'm just afraid you're gonna try to kiss me. I'm not gonna fucking kiss you. I am not Jimmy Zang

00:01:14.180 No joke, he's trying to he's trying to do it exciting. He's trying to laugh. There's nothing funny about it

00:01:18.380 There's nothing funny. I'm gonna get my money, walk away

00:01:22.100 And then hopefully I start getting more views in the game

00:01:24.100 Yeah, there we go. There we go. That's it. That's it right there. That's not fair. He's got tattoos of course gonna look harder than me

00:01:30.000 Hey, hey, give me my right one.

00:01:42.660 I thought it was your right knuckle.

00:01:44.660 That hurts.

00:01:45.660 No, my left.

00:01:46.660 Yeah, I get this, get this.

00:01:47.660 Whoa, what if I just did that, like, sucker fun?

00:01:49.660 Did you see me flinch?

00:01:50.660 Did you see me flinch?

00:01:51.660 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:01:59.660 Did you just knock him out?

00:02:01.660 Dude, what if I just knocked him out?

00:02:03.660 That'd be so funny

00:02:07.660 This is why he needs 15 pounds

00:02:09.660 Wait, wait, you turn it

00:02:11.660 This is your right arm, that's why

00:02:13.660 This is my lead arm

00:02:15.660 You know about boxing?

00:02:17.660 No, I don't

00:02:19.660 You know what stance you are?

00:02:21.660 Are you right or lefty?

00:02:23.660 Man, I gotta teach him how to box

00:02:25.660 Oh, dude fucking ho!

00:02:27.660 Hey yo yo yo!

00:02:29.660 Did you see me turn?

00:02:41.660 They call me the bargain mart

00:02:45.660 Floyd

00:02:47.660 Yeah, so this weekend coming up, we're actually joining the TikToker YouTuber fight.

00:03:10.040 You're the TikToker, I'm the YouTuber.

00:03:11.780 I'm the two of us.

00:03:13.580 You have more TikTok energy.

00:03:15.220 Okay, that's bad.

00:03:16.880 Well, we need a real date. When's the real date? You talk to the doctor? What's up?

00:03:20.060 He's been dodging. He's been dodging. I've been calling him out for two months straight.

00:03:23.120 I got it. I got it. Dodging everything. His knuckle hurts.

00:03:26.460 All right, let me come 100% honest with the situation.

00:03:30.260 I'll send you the files.

00:03:32.640 So, in my knuckle, I have a piece of it off.

00:03:36.660 And so what I have to do now is PT.

00:03:38.340 PT.

00:03:39.320 Yeah.

00:03:40.940 So, that's the deal.

00:03:43.940 PT.

00:03:46.080 Honestly now that I see you face to face, this is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. It's all right

00:03:53.360 No one ducking it no more like that. I wanna do it. Can we shake on it?

00:03:57.240 Well, here's the thing. I shouldn't get my hand right. You can get your hand right and you can be up in the weight class

00:04:02.140 I'm gonna do the fall. Okay, okay, don't say up in the weight class because you're taller. That doesn't matter in boxing

00:04:07.420 It's not about height. The class is based in weight, not in height. I know, but come on. Reach, come on, come on

00:04:12.440 you have a way to manage all right okay okay not in my what you want to be

00:04:16.380 underdog or something I am on it oh my god you're not the underdog

00:04:21.080 you're the one who called me out of my chicken yes I am on the dog I'm ready

00:04:25.660 for shit yeah it's official it's official I know what we want to pay

00:04:31.640 review I don't know I don't care we can do it in the park we can do anywhere

00:04:35.120 we can do it in my backyard Elliot make it happen all right

00:04:38.620 You want me to hit you in the face?

00:04:40.620 I try to.

00:04:44.620 Wait, I actually think I have a blade nose.

00:04:46.620 No joke, no joke.

00:04:49.620 Girl, you'll be fine, man. You'll be fine.

00:04:51.620 You'll be fine.

00:04:53.620 Oh shit. Oh.

00:04:55.620 Oh, okay. What's up?

00:04:57.620 What's up? Now he sees butt.

00:05:01.620 Damn, y'all. That was not staged. What the fuck?

00:05:04.620 So what do you think I should spend my 10K on?

00:05:06.620 Yeah, your 10k. What should I spend your 10k on? Well, you already smoke enough weed, so you might as well invest 1,000 on weed

00:05:14.400 Probably some crypto. Let's not be stupid with our money. 3,000 in Ethereum.

00:05:19.260 Alright, good call. Yeah, I was thinking for a while because I didn't know what to do

00:05:23.660 It's like 10,000 is a good amount of money, especially yours. It's prize money. So I got to be like careful with it, you know?

00:05:28.380 Yeah, you gotta be careful. It's gonna be good. I'm gonna enjoy all that money. Cash? Do you take Venmo? PayPal?

00:05:33.740 No, just cold hard cash, the one that you wiped, preferably not the one you wiped, but

00:05:37.700 That's the only one I have, I only have that much 10k

00:05:41.240 I know you don't have a lot of money, but if you can just get some, like make a couple more college videos or something

00:05:45.640 You know, like dance around with water balloons and then

00:05:47.940 I can't drop out again, dude

00:05:49.280 I didn't monetize that video, I'm fucked

00:05:51.140 Dude, I was

00:05:52.060 Just let me, let me have Gabby, how about, can I have Gabby?

00:05:54.340 And just, well, just no 10k, just let me, let me take Gabby

00:05:56.620 I can give you the number right now

00:05:57.760 No, I don't want the number, I just want Gabby

00:06:00.240 And I want, like, on some, like, some weird shit, like I want you to watch

00:06:03.240 Yeah, this is fucking weird

00:06:05.340 Yeah, some weird shit like that

00:06:06.940 Yeah, can we do that instead of the 10K?

00:06:08.320 Okay, you go with Gabby, I'll go with your girlfriend

00:06:10.000 Because she finds me attractive

00:06:11.060 Yeah, but she thinks you're vulnerable

00:06:12.080 So I don't think she's going to do anything

00:06:13.500 I don't think anything's going to happen

00:06:14.660 I'm sorry

00:06:15.160 Is that rape or something?

00:06:16.440 Nah, it's just going to be dry

00:06:18.440 Nothing's going to be there

00:06:19.480 There's going to be no attraction

00:06:20.660 Because I'm going to win

00:06:21.780 And naturally females go to the winner

00:06:23.980 The alpha male

00:06:24.860 Which is me, so

00:06:26.520 We'll see

00:06:27.840 You see them shake a little bit?

00:06:30.700 Quality over quantity

00:06:31.540 Quality over quantity

00:06:32.720 Just like these punches.

00:06:36.620 Did you just hit?

00:06:37.780 Did you just whip?

00:06:52.000 That reminds me of the story I told you before.

00:06:54.320 This is a time where I should have checked this girl, but I didn't.

00:06:57.180 When she kissed my forehead.

00:06:59.920 Tell that story again?

00:07:00.680 I don't think it's on the podcast.

00:07:01.440 fucked up it's fucked up shit emasculating it would have been worse had not been the pretext

00:07:07.280 i'll just give the whole story so i'm scrolling through twitter and you know you can see what

00:07:11.640 people like a big old sneaker liked this whatever this girl had liked the tweet and it was like

00:07:17.100 kiss him on his forehead after he eats you out because he's your son now

00:07:21.300 and i'm reading this in the morning just scrolling past it i see him you know it's kind of weird

00:07:26.160 think nothing of it later that night i linked this girl she comes to my crib eat some ice cream

00:07:33.140 have a good time start watching a movie and things start going down so at the end i end up eating her

00:07:38.920 out and i'm sitting there on my bed like just checking my phone already alleviated just scrolling

00:07:45.520 and she's getting up collecting her shit to go and as i'm on the edge of my bed she walks up to me

00:07:50.760 just kissing my forehead i just looked up you let it slide my forehead was wet and i'm like there's

00:07:58.340 no fucking way she just did that and it would have been more emasculating if i hadn't known

00:08:05.180 that she just directly performed a tweet she sub-tweeted you in real life yeah she just did

00:08:11.700 not have a original thought in that whole process you got sneak this i don't even know bro usually

00:08:17.680 you know how i am about people being performative like that's one of the things if you're unauthentic

00:08:22.220 i just don't want to fuck with you at all so when i see someone performing a tweet that they read

00:08:26.360 that they thought was funny that someone else wrote it should piss you off i'm like bro you're

00:08:30.600 such a loser but yeah and you didn't you didn't check why didn't you say anything why why what

00:08:36.640 what made you decide not to say anything i was in shock i think i would have i was a little bit in

00:08:41.440 shock and a little bit it was late and i just wanted her to go home you already nodded so

00:08:46.520 you're like the passion's gone like you don't just go home just get the fuck out of my sight

SHNEAKO - June 12, 2021

SHNEAKO VS KELLY WAKASA FACE OFF 🥊🥊

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