SHNEAKO - September 08, 2021


SNEAKING INTO A PUERTO RICAN RAINFOREST LIKE LOGAN PAUL


Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

139.70404

Word count

1,306

Sentence count

85

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Toxicity

16

sentences flagged

Hate speech

3

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, the guys take matters into their own hands and try to make it to the club after being told no too many times to go there. They finally make it in, but it's not what they expected.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 show them around see what everybody's doing
00:00:11.820 so everybody has to reverse right now look at that look at the line is coming down yeah
00:00:21.840 this is sexy you want to do it no you're sure we're going the right way
00:00:43.600 yo boss can you honk honk the horn
00:00:51.840 You know what, I think they've been telling us no too many times this trip.
00:01:18.280 I think we gotta take matters into our own hands.
00:01:20.080 What do you do if you're told no?
00:01:22.480 Keep it pushing.
00:01:24.180 No consent.
00:01:26.080 Keep going.
00:01:26.880 No means yes.
00:01:33.480 This is slippery as hell, yo.
00:01:40.980 Can you hold this?
00:01:43.580 Gracias.
00:01:46.480 Gracias.
00:01:50.080 All right, throw a big one.
00:01:57.080 Parkour!
00:01:58.080 How did you get there?
00:02:03.080 Just go.
00:02:04.080 Step on that.
00:02:05.080 What you mean?
00:02:06.080 This is really easy.
00:02:07.080 Update.
00:02:08.080 Update.
00:02:09.080 We got an inside tip.
00:02:10.080 Some insider information.
00:02:11.080 I think we're going to make it in.
00:02:12.080 Found the back end.
00:02:13.080 The back door entrance.
00:02:14.080 We're going to go through the kitchen.
00:02:15.080 Let's go.
00:02:16.080 We got this. 1.00
00:02:17.080 Fuck 12. 1.00
00:02:18.080 Fuck 12 one time. 1.00
00:02:19.080 Fuck you for saying no to me. 1.00
00:02:20.060 Can you put this away? 1.00
00:02:20.480 Can you put this away?
00:02:21.160 Yeah, sure.
00:02:21.780 Maria can't decide what she wants to wear every five minutes, so we have to change and stop.
00:02:25.100 She took her shoes off and on three times, and now it's towel on, towel off, towel on, towel.
00:02:29.060 Now I got to hold it.
00:02:29.820 Now she's got to wipe and change and put it in a pad or whatever. 1.00
00:02:32.960 We took half an hour to get to 10 rocks.
00:02:35.100 All right, let's go.
00:02:36.020 That was you.
00:02:36.680 I need alone time at this waterfall, please.
00:02:39.040 Give me like 15 minutes.
00:02:41.440 We're making it in.
00:02:42.620 Not taking no for an answer.
00:02:43.960 Yesterday we got in when it was closed.
00:02:45.220 We're doing it again today.
00:02:46.300 Ooh.
00:02:49.080 okay can i have my sandals now wait can you hold my socks i'm really getting my vacation back in
00:02:57.160 blood we tried to go to the club last night we didn't know that three days ago the governor
00:03:00.440 brought back the curfew the 12 a.m like covid goes away at 12 yo it's like i don't know how
00:03:05.400 i i don't know when it's gonna end but i don't even know why they're doing that but three days
00:03:09.520 before the trip started curfew so we can't go anywhere but the slums of la perla where if you
00:03:14.260 have a camera you get sliced we were in the uber on the way to the club and they're like nah it's
00:03:18.700 Close, there's no point of view even going there.
00:03:20.380 We go to the cliff diving, close.
00:03:23.520 We go to the restaurant, close.
00:03:42.540 Hold that camera steady is a lot of work, I ain't go a lot.
00:03:45.720 Again?
00:03:47.140 Are you serious?
00:03:48.120 She can't make up her mind bro, like every five minutes. There's a different occasion for a different outfit
00:03:53.760 These poor forces 0.99
00:04:08.320 What I say never take no for an answer fuck the rules no I made it would you jump off this 0.99
00:04:15.620 Yeah, I'm going to 0.98
00:04:18.120 it's not even that crowded here there was no reason to kick us out in the first place
00:04:26.440 we made it so what would happen if we really listened to the rules we wouldn't have any fun
00:04:33.180 what are you doing now she's changing this is the sixth change in an hour
00:04:38.240 oh my lord yo i'm not i might even she really changed it again
00:04:43.100 where's my sandals gotta look cute for the waterfall
00:04:46.680 Wait, hold on. I'm gonna put on makeup. Just tell me. I'm gonna record you tell me the Instagram so I don't forget it
00:05:04.180 Okay
00:05:06.220 This five-year-old girl's about to go in but Maria is still too scared to go 0.99
00:05:10.440 And she doesn't even have float the one girl have floaties. She doesn't even have floaties 1.00
00:05:16.040 you're gonna flip oh yeah what the I can't do it I'm chatting
00:05:29.560 Ah
00:05:37.560 Woo
00:05:55.560 Woo
00:05:57.560 Okay, there's a natural water slide right here.
00:06:09.420 I've been trying to set up the shot for 30 minutes.
00:06:11.020 Maria was too scared to come up here. 0.68
00:06:12.300 I'm really hoping this doesn't fall, bro.
00:06:14.140 Because I've got to slide down and then come back up here to get it.
00:06:16.700 But I feel like it's worth the shot.
00:06:17.880 I've also invested too much time to get back out now.
00:06:20.900 This is the riskiest shot I've ever done.
00:06:22.820 It's not, this is not, like, look how the camera's sitting.
00:06:25.080 There's no tripod.
00:06:25.640 I'm just raw dogging out on the rock. 1.00
00:06:27.560 All right, man, fuck it, I'm going to do it. 1.00
00:06:40.560 Whoo! 1.00
00:06:42.560 Ooh! 0.96
00:06:57.560 we did it we manifested it i said we were gonna get in i knew it right when they didn't let us 0.98
00:07:04.740 through the game like nah we're getting in fuck that i really law of attraction did 0.93
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00:07:16.560 times i'm really excited about it if you haven't heard about quality i don't really promote it
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00:07:25.040 That's the motto that I started my YouTube channel with because I wasn't posting often
00:07:28.720 for a long ass time. 0.63
00:07:29.840 I was just releasing videos that I thought were meaningful and impactful for me.
00:07:34.520 And I've been posting a lot more now.
00:07:35.520 I've been posting more on my second channel, but I still keep that motto with my main channel
00:07:39.900 that every video I post, I know that it's easy to make.
00:07:42.780 I know how to make clickbait videos, but I'm sticking to how to be happy, confidence, life
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00:07:52.840 the audience.
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00:07:58.960 he's taking a break and right now maria my girlfriend is doing the business aspect of the 1.00
00:08:03.080 brand like running the website and doing all that but overall it's it's completely run by me and
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00:08:41.500 gorillas started eating psychedelics and then they became smart enough to start using their
00:08:45.260 hands and then that's the reason the first step in evolution began was because uh gorillas were 0.98
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00:09:08.040 meaningful because I don't really believe in a whole lot, but I do believe in the monkey.
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