SHNEAKO - September 08, 2021


SNEAKING INTO A PUERTO RICAN RAINFOREST LIKE LOGAN PAUL


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

139.70404

Word Count

1,306

Sentence Count

85

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 show them around see what everybody's doing
00:00:11.820 so everybody has to reverse right now look at that look at the line is coming down yeah
00:00:21.840 this is sexy you want to do it no you're sure we're going the right way
00:00:43.600 yo boss can you honk honk the horn
00:00:51.840 You know what, I think they've been telling us no too many times this trip.
00:01:18.280 I think we gotta take matters into our own hands.
00:01:20.080 What do you do if you're told no?
00:01:22.480 Keep it pushing.
00:01:24.180 No consent.
00:01:26.080 Keep going.
00:01:26.880 No means yes.
00:01:33.480 This is slippery as hell, yo.
00:01:40.980 Can you hold this?
00:01:43.580 Gracias.
00:01:46.480 Gracias.
00:01:50.080 All right, throw a big one.
00:01:57.080 Parkour!
00:01:58.080 How did you get there?
00:02:03.080 Just go.
00:02:04.080 Step on that.
00:02:05.080 What you mean?
00:02:06.080 This is really easy.
00:02:07.080 Update.
00:02:08.080 Update.
00:02:09.080 We got an inside tip.
00:02:10.080 Some insider information.
00:02:11.080 I think we're going to make it in.
00:02:12.080 Found the back end.
00:02:13.080 The back door entrance.
00:02:14.080 We're going to go through the kitchen.
00:02:15.080 Let's go.
00:02:16.080 We got this.
00:02:17.080 Fuck 12.
00:02:18.080 Fuck 12 one time.
00:02:19.080 Fuck you for saying no to me.
00:02:20.060 Can you put this away?
00:02:20.480 Can you put this away?
00:02:21.160 Yeah, sure.
00:02:21.780 Maria can't decide what she wants to wear every five minutes, so we have to change and stop.
00:02:25.100 She took her shoes off and on three times, and now it's towel on, towel off, towel on, towel.
00:02:29.060 Now I got to hold it.
00:02:29.820 Now she's got to wipe and change and put it in a pad or whatever.
00:02:32.960 We took half an hour to get to 10 rocks.
00:02:35.100 All right, let's go.
00:02:36.020 That was you.
00:02:36.680 I need alone time at this waterfall, please.
00:02:39.040 Give me like 15 minutes.
00:02:41.440 We're making it in.
00:02:42.620 Not taking no for an answer.
00:02:43.960 Yesterday we got in when it was closed.
00:02:45.220 We're doing it again today.
00:02:46.300 Ooh.
00:02:49.080 okay can i have my sandals now wait can you hold my socks i'm really getting my vacation back in
00:02:57.160 blood we tried to go to the club last night we didn't know that three days ago the governor
00:03:00.440 brought back the curfew the 12 a.m like covid goes away at 12 yo it's like i don't know how
00:03:05.400 i i don't know when it's gonna end but i don't even know why they're doing that but three days
00:03:09.520 before the trip started curfew so we can't go anywhere but the slums of la perla where if you
00:03:14.260 have a camera you get sliced we were in the uber on the way to the club and they're like nah it's
00:03:18.700 Close, there's no point of view even going there.
00:03:20.380 We go to the cliff diving, close.
00:03:23.520 We go to the restaurant, close.
00:03:42.540 Hold that camera steady is a lot of work, I ain't go a lot.
00:03:45.720 Again?
00:03:47.140 Are you serious?
00:03:48.120 She can't make up her mind bro, like every five minutes. There's a different occasion for a different outfit
00:03:53.760 These poor forces
00:04:08.320 What I say never take no for an answer fuck the rules no I made it would you jump off this
00:04:15.620 Yeah, I'm going to
00:04:18.120 it's not even that crowded here there was no reason to kick us out in the first place
00:04:26.440 we made it so what would happen if we really listened to the rules we wouldn't have any fun
00:04:33.180 what are you doing now she's changing this is the sixth change in an hour
00:04:38.240 oh my lord yo i'm not i might even she really changed it again
00:04:43.100 where's my sandals gotta look cute for the waterfall
00:04:46.680 Wait, hold on. I'm gonna put on makeup. Just tell me. I'm gonna record you tell me the Instagram so I don't forget it
00:05:04.180 Okay
00:05:06.220 This five-year-old girl's about to go in but Maria is still too scared to go
00:05:10.440 And she doesn't even have float the one girl have floaties. She doesn't even have floaties
00:05:16.040 you're gonna flip oh yeah what the I can't do it I'm chatting
00:05:29.560 Ah
00:05:37.560 Woo
00:05:55.560 Woo
00:05:57.560 Okay, there's a natural water slide right here.
00:06:09.420 I've been trying to set up the shot for 30 minutes.
00:06:11.020 Maria was too scared to come up here.
00:06:12.300 I'm really hoping this doesn't fall, bro.
00:06:14.140 Because I've got to slide down and then come back up here to get it.
00:06:16.700 But I feel like it's worth the shot.
00:06:17.880 I've also invested too much time to get back out now.
00:06:20.900 This is the riskiest shot I've ever done.
00:06:22.820 It's not, this is not, like, look how the camera's sitting.
00:06:25.080 There's no tripod.
00:06:25.640 I'm just raw dogging out on the rock.
00:06:27.560 All right, man, fuck it, I'm going to do it.
00:06:40.560 Whoo!
00:06:42.560 Ooh!
00:06:57.560 we did it we manifested it i said we were gonna get in i knew it right when they didn't let us
00:07:04.740 through the game like nah we're getting in fuck that i really law of attraction did
00:07:09.380 and i'm back in new york wearing my quality it's my birthday it drops today i've said it a million
00:07:16.560 times i'm really excited about it if you haven't heard about quality i don't really promote it
00:07:19.980 enough the ac's turn it on let me go inside the motto of the brand is quality over quantity that's
00:07:25.040 That's the motto that I started my YouTube channel with because I wasn't posting often
00:07:28.720 for a long ass time.
00:07:29.840 I was just releasing videos that I thought were meaningful and impactful for me.
00:07:34.520 And I've been posting a lot more now.
00:07:35.520 I've been posting more on my second channel, but I still keep that motto with my main channel
00:07:39.900 that every video I post, I know that it's easy to make.
00:07:42.780 I know how to make clickbait videos, but I'm sticking to how to be happy, confidence, life
00:07:48.080 lesson videos because that's the videos that mean more to me and obviously mean more to
00:07:52.840 the audience.
00:07:53.840 quality me and my brother to family business we started in 2019 uh since then he's in college so
00:07:58.960 he's taking a break and right now maria my girlfriend is doing the business aspect of the
00:08:03.080 brand like running the website and doing all that but overall it's it's completely run by me and
00:08:08.000 either my brother or my you know it's just it's just us nonetheless some of my favorite youtubers
00:08:12.020 are rocking the merch and videos all the time amp shout out to phantom and chris for wearing it
00:08:16.320 agents been wearing it hooligan christian steezy people honestly just like rocking the brand and
00:08:21.340 feel like it has long-term potential so you've been asking a lot for me to restock it um the
00:08:25.260 bombers are going to be available in the next restock right now it's just shirts and hoodies
00:08:28.620 but i'm working hard it's a lot of stuff that i'm that i'm working on but it feels great to
00:08:32.780 to run a business that i'm passionate about and have a design that i'm really hyped about too
00:08:37.660 it's based on this idea called the stoned ape theory that the reason we evolved is because
00:08:41.500 gorillas started eating psychedelics and then they became smart enough to start using their
00:08:45.260 hands and then that's the reason the first step in evolution began was because uh gorillas were
00:08:50.460 tripping on mushrooms growing from poop in the woods. It's funny to me, but it also helps me
00:08:55.140 remember that we're not that complicated of creatures. What we want in life is not that
00:08:59.480 different from monkeys or gorillas who throw poop at each other and jerk off and
00:09:03.560 eat it. We're just apes with smartphones. I say it all the time. It helps me remember what's
00:09:08.040 meaningful because I don't really believe in a whole lot, but I do believe in the monkey.
00:09:12.780 All right, check it out. It's www.quality.clothing. There's no .com. It's just
00:09:16.640 quality.clothing, same as the Instagram at quality.clothing. Happy birthday to me. Bye.