SHNEAKO - October 13, 2025


STREAMING IS EASIER THAN A 9 TO 5


Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

163.2189

Word count

1,962

Sentence count

79

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

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Toxicity

21

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Hate speech

16

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Summary

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In this episode, I talk about the benefits of not having a 9-5 job, and why you should never settle for anything less than the best you can get done. I also talk about why you shouldn t care about who's working harder. The real winner is whoever doesn't have to think of it as work at all.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Streaming is way easier than a nine-to-five.
00:00:11.020 You know what they say about female pilots? 1.00
00:00:13.660 The best?
00:00:14.240 The best.
00:00:23.700 Mayday, mayday, drink out.
00:00:25.740 Mayday, mayday, drink out.
00:00:27.080 i mean streaming is way harder mentally creatively you sacrifice your privacy and your personal life
00:00:34.880 you might have to cater to a community that does not care about you at all and wants you to be a
00:00:38.860 dancing clown forever but doing something difficult that you love will always be easier
00:00:43.380 than wasting your life doing what you hate just to be in the position to become a successful
00:00:51.500 streamer i worked every kind of nine to five i was a delivery driver for uber eats i made
00:00:57.020 sandwiches for subway i was a secretary and one summer i organized files from nine to five every
00:01:03.660 day some of these jobs were difficult like driving through an apartment complex in a town you don't
00:01:14.060 know at 11 pm to deliver a sandwich for four dollars and some nine to fives were easy like
00:01:18.700 Like that whole summer organizing files I spent listening to Joe Rogan podcasts and getting high in the parking lot on lunch break.
00:01:25.200 But looking back, these jobs were all at the same level of difficulty because I wasn't doing what I was passionate about.
00:01:31.340 Every day at Subway was an existential crisis, adding mayo to someone's sandwich.
00:01:36.380 And the secretary job, I fell asleep every day.
00:01:39.120 But I look back and remember them the same way.
00:01:41.100 It didn't matter what the job was. This time in my life was the most grueling because of the sacrifice.
00:01:46.260 Dropping out of college while in hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loan debt
00:01:50.200 and being cut off by my family.
00:01:52.200 Then moving to the projects and having my apartment broken into during the pandemic.
00:01:56.400 And getting banned on every platform for whatever misinformation policy was trendy for big tech
00:02:01.200 that month. 0.96
00:02:01.800 Over the years, there were many times where I had no idea what the fuck I was going to 0.98
00:02:06.240 do next. 0.79
00:02:06.960 A 9-to-5 job will at least give you some sense of stability.
00:02:10.300 YouTube and Twitch don't give you two weeks notice before banning you.
00:02:13.200 But to categorize all nine-to-fives together as if they're all monotonous matrix office job is people lying for engagement.
00:02:20.280 For example, I'm sure this woman doesn't hate her nine-to-five flying helicopters around New York City's skyline. 1.00
00:02:26.500 Or this security guard who works a nine-to-five without a supervisor and literally stares at this door all day long on his phone.
00:02:37.280 People get so upset when they hear independent creators say their job is difficult because they don't know the half of it.
00:02:42.840 They see the celebrities and the twerking and have an idea.
00:02:45.700 It's all glitz and glamour.
00:02:47.280 And the people are right, because nobody will ever care about what you had to do to get where you are.
00:02:52.380 Almost everybody's life is difficult, so the last thing people want to hear is a millionaire complain about it.
00:02:57.900 If you didn't grow up with money, you are always going to have to work.
00:03:01.020 So the competition isn't who's working harder.
00:03:03.720 The real winner is whoever doesn't have to think of it as work at all.
00:03:06.620 project x day six
00:03:36.620 December day three. I'm going on a nice helicopter ride today. It was supposed to be for tomorrow
00:03:41.200 but I called them up and now I can go right at sunset. I'm very excited about that. I've been
00:03:44.800 in helicopter rides in Dubai but in New York overlooking this never done that. Need to do it
00:03:49.500 here. Also it's 1 p.m. I messed up. I should have woke up earlier but I was in a deep sleep. I was
00:03:54.440 REM sleeping literally 10 minutes ago in a completely different universe. Woke up scared
00:03:59.380 and I thought it was 9 a.m. As of now we have a lot more to set up in the place. We have some
00:04:03.000 curtain guys coming I need to figure out how to use this contraption thing here
00:04:07.380 it's my old vlog camera you see the camel on it look at this it was so cute
00:04:10.880 oh you put camel on your camera you could not wake me up earlier like really
00:04:15.960 120 he's been sleeping on the couch and he's completely comfortable falls asleep
00:04:20.880 with the lights on every single day I'm really in the mood for some just some
00:04:24.000 regular food no more crazy quinoa is a regular
00:04:29.200 oh come on if i do hey how you doing can i get some regular coffee i feel very welcome here
00:04:35.360 i'm so happy wow yo say what's up
00:04:40.720 oh yo this is a good test to see where the real og's are at man i need the real og to recognize
00:04:45.840 me at my face i can circle back again on sunday but i'm really ready to take viral over it makes
00:04:51.520 absolutely no sense why people still work in offices when 99 of the work is done mobile you
00:04:57.120 You can run around New York all day long and get a 9-to-5 job done.
00:05:01.160 Anybody who says a 9-to-5 is harder is doing that to appeal to people who work 9-to-5s
00:05:05.240 to make them feel better about watching streamers who are much richer than them.
00:05:08.580 Don't believe it.
00:05:09.400 You're out of Dante L.S.
00:05:10.940 Dante L.S. ZZ Bonzo.
00:05:13.080 And he's got a long and close feature in his bio, America First.
00:05:15.960 Send him some Solana.
00:05:17.180 Don't know what he's going to do with it.
00:05:18.180 He tweeted about it.
00:05:19.560 There you go.
00:05:20.000 He's very happy.
00:05:20.660 Post me this video.
00:05:21.600 You could win some Solana.
00:05:22.840 What do you have?
00:05:23.580 Chocolate, almond, cinnamon, sugar, and a plate.
00:05:28.100 How much?
00:05:29.280 On the house.
00:05:29.820 On the house.
00:05:30.960 Yeah.
00:05:32.400 Hospitality.
00:05:32.880 That's what I'm talking about.
00:05:33.900 She won me. 1.00
00:05:35.320 Damn, I really want to have sex with a woman, you know? 1.00
00:05:38.480 Just want to get a girlfriend and have consensual sex. 1.00
00:05:42.620 Any beautiful ladies in New York, if you want to have sex with me in a committed relationship, 1.00
00:05:47.540 let me know and I can make something happen. 0.96
00:05:49.500 This could be us.
00:05:51.340 Ah.
00:05:52.540 Ah.
00:05:53.580 This is not like Miami
00:06:01.400 It's all old dudes in this gym 1.00
00:06:04.040 There's no girls in this gym 1.00
00:06:05.960 I want to get rid of my membership already
00:06:08.880 This gym is not like
00:06:10.080 I came from Miami
00:06:11.520 There's no chicks in this gym 1.00
00:06:12.560 Nah, you gotta go in the morning
00:06:14.140 In the morning?
00:06:15.140 It's a lot
00:06:15.640 I'm not
00:06:16.060 I appreciate that
00:06:17.100 Maybe I'll get a little shot 1.00
00:06:18.460 What the fuck? 0.99
00:06:23.580 what the yoga too what the the only reason a dude is going to go into the yoga room is to see some 1.00
00:06:30.940 downward dog and there's not nothing i really need to get married i did four sets of bench
00:06:36.460 and i'm already looking around for women pushing 30 man 1.00
00:06:42.060 this is one of those workouts where i just want to go home don't want to do this one
00:06:45.900 what do i talk about the too much about people does that give you the content 0.99
00:06:49.500 I don't know, I don't talk that much shit about people 0.98
00:06:51.500 Bro, I swear, bro 0.98
00:06:53.080 I swear there's always something
00:06:54.520 I'm on TikTok, I scroll, and you pop up
00:06:56.760 And it's something about you talking about something
00:06:59.640 With the shorties, though
00:07:00.900 It's cool
00:07:01.880 I can relate to sometimes when you talk about shorties 1.00
00:07:05.340 But it's like, when you go awful to
00:07:07.520 Like a celebrity or like somebody else
00:07:10.100 It's too much
00:07:10.820 It's too much, bro
00:07:11.740 You don't think it's valid?
00:07:19.500 i open my phone and go on social media and immediately my mood gets way worse
00:07:37.360 i should probably just stop doing that it's all this discourse on x about what you want in a wife 0.59
00:07:43.060 some people are saying that women shouldn't get degrees they're wasting 10 years of their child 1.00
00:07:47.260 rearing years another rage made post from arthur kwan lee's going viral saying imagine seeing your
00:07:52.980 mother twerking this is suicide fuel for the next generation and then you see only fans girls like 1.00
00:07:58.900 sophie whatever make 45 million dollars a year from only fans her biggest spend is 5 million 0.98
00:08:05.500 and every day i open my phone and everyone's just so upset about all this and it is upsetting
00:08:11.140 i understand the masculine urge to just want your woman to cover up and never go outside and be in 0.68
00:08:21.240 the kitchen all day for you but for 99.9 of the men watching this video is that even realistic
00:08:26.060 how many people in america do you even know do that yeah i think some of that media points out
00:08:31.260 a real problem with the modern woman most guys don't want a wife who's been spending 10 years 0.98
00:08:35.940 getting a degree that renders pretty much useless after they get married anyway and most guys would
00:08:40.600 I prefer that the mother of their children 0.94
00:08:42.520 is not an IG thought, but the more important question
00:08:45.480 is does talking about this all the time
00:08:47.360 for rage bait clips help the problem
00:08:49.740 or does it just make a lot of people more bitter and angry?
00:09:01.580 I know, I just get angrier.
00:09:02.980 And after I consume a bunch of rage bait
00:09:05.000 and then speak to a real woman again, 1.00
00:09:07.180 I come at a real, oh, you fucking, oh, you, you, oh. 1.00
00:09:13.460 You just want to extract my value, don't you? 1.00
00:09:16.660 You feminist, you fucking, whoa. 1.00
00:09:19.820 With the woman problem in America, 1.00
00:09:21.640 the answer's probably gonna be somewhere in the middle.
00:09:23.860 Are you really gonna get a wife with a burka? 1.00
00:09:26.260 Do you really want a wife to cover up in a burka 1.00
00:09:28.840 and never leave the kitchen?
00:09:30.100 Or do you want a woman 0.98
00:09:30.980 that you could spend some quality time with?
00:09:33.060 I know at the bare minimum,
00:09:34.480 I want somebody who's interesting to talk to.
00:09:36.600 So many conversations, not just with women
00:09:38.900 But with people of my generation
00:09:40.440 Are the most shallow and predictable scripts you could imagine
00:09:43.540 I think what would help this relationship problem
00:09:45.780 Is instead of looking at all the exterior things
00:09:48.060 Looking to check off people's boxes
00:09:49.960 Like they're a video game character
00:09:51.520 Keep people in your life that you enjoy being around
00:09:54.120 That's the best place to start
00:09:56.040 I have friends that I disagree with
00:09:58.100 I have friends of different religions
00:09:59.400 I have friends of different everything
00:10:01.640 But if they're good company, I keep them around
00:10:04.360 And that's all you really need relationships for
00:10:06.580 isn't it I'm running late for the helicopter but I needed to get my
00:10:12.880 cameras needed to get the real cameras for that I really hope it doesn't take
00:10:17.520 off one lens bring this bad boy
00:10:27.820 right on time just late
00:10:31.260 am i late yeah really late
00:10:41.420 how much i weigh 179. 179. i'm getting weight i heard donald trump's gonna ban women 1.00
00:10:47.820 that's a good line
00:11:01.260 I saw the sky
00:11:03.120 As the mountain sea feet forgot
00:11:05.980 Thought I was above you
00:11:10.140 Above the sun
00:11:12.780 So many ways
00:11:16.920 If I got a condo on a cloud
00:11:20.920 Then I guess you can stay in my place
00:11:24.340 It was fun
00:11:26.080 Great
00:11:28.080 I didn't know what to expect with the female pilot 1.00
00:11:31.060 that was fun that's funny part of the reason i want to move back to new york for so long because
00:11:39.760 i thought to have all these haters all i get is love i don't see any it's been days walking
00:11:45.600 no security outside everybody's showing nothing but love every worker at every place all the
00:11:50.320 people i love new york i'm in the deli i'm in the deli i don't see how he's probably shaking 0.99
00:11:55.020 ass though what's the point of being here i think she's probably smelly because she's shaking ass in a deli 1.00