SHNEAKO - October 13, 2025
STREAMING IS EASIER THAN A 9 TO 5
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Misogyny
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Summary
In this episode, I talk about the benefits of not having a 9-5 job, and why you should never settle for anything less than the best you can get done. I also talk about why you shouldn t care about who's working harder. The real winner is whoever doesn't have to think of it as work at all.
Transcript
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You know what they say about female pilots?
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i mean streaming is way harder mentally creatively you sacrifice your privacy and your personal life
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you might have to cater to a community that does not care about you at all and wants you to be a
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dancing clown forever but doing something difficult that you love will always be easier
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than wasting your life doing what you hate just to be in the position to become a successful
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streamer i worked every kind of nine to five i was a delivery driver for uber eats i made
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sandwiches for subway i was a secretary and one summer i organized files from nine to five every
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day some of these jobs were difficult like driving through an apartment complex in a town you don't
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know at 11 pm to deliver a sandwich for four dollars and some nine to fives were easy like
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Like that whole summer organizing files I spent listening to Joe Rogan podcasts and getting high in the parking lot on lunch break.
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But looking back, these jobs were all at the same level of difficulty because I wasn't doing what I was passionate about.
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Every day at Subway was an existential crisis, adding mayo to someone's sandwich.
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And the secretary job, I fell asleep every day.
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But I look back and remember them the same way.
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It didn't matter what the job was. This time in my life was the most grueling because of the sacrifice.
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Dropping out of college while in hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loan debt
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Then moving to the projects and having my apartment broken into during the pandemic.
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And getting banned on every platform for whatever misinformation policy was trendy for big tech
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Over the years, there were many times where I had no idea what the fuck I was going to
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A 9-to-5 job will at least give you some sense of stability.
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YouTube and Twitch don't give you two weeks notice before banning you.
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But to categorize all nine-to-fives together as if they're all monotonous matrix office job is people lying for engagement.
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For example, I'm sure this woman doesn't hate her nine-to-five flying helicopters around New York City's skyline.
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Or this security guard who works a nine-to-five without a supervisor and literally stares at this door all day long on his phone.
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People get so upset when they hear independent creators say their job is difficult because they don't know the half of it.
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They see the celebrities and the twerking and have an idea.
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And the people are right, because nobody will ever care about what you had to do to get where you are.
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Almost everybody's life is difficult, so the last thing people want to hear is a millionaire complain about it.
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If you didn't grow up with money, you are always going to have to work.
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The real winner is whoever doesn't have to think of it as work at all.
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December day three. I'm going on a nice helicopter ride today. It was supposed to be for tomorrow
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but I called them up and now I can go right at sunset. I'm very excited about that. I've been
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in helicopter rides in Dubai but in New York overlooking this never done that. Need to do it
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here. Also it's 1 p.m. I messed up. I should have woke up earlier but I was in a deep sleep. I was
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REM sleeping literally 10 minutes ago in a completely different universe. Woke up scared
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and I thought it was 9 a.m. As of now we have a lot more to set up in the place. We have some
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curtain guys coming I need to figure out how to use this contraption thing here
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it's my old vlog camera you see the camel on it look at this it was so cute
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oh you put camel on your camera you could not wake me up earlier like really
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120 he's been sleeping on the couch and he's completely comfortable falls asleep
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with the lights on every single day I'm really in the mood for some just some
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oh come on if i do hey how you doing can i get some regular coffee i feel very welcome here
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oh yo this is a good test to see where the real og's are at man i need the real og to recognize
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me at my face i can circle back again on sunday but i'm really ready to take viral over it makes
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absolutely no sense why people still work in offices when 99 of the work is done mobile you
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You can run around New York all day long and get a 9-to-5 job done.
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Anybody who says a 9-to-5 is harder is doing that to appeal to people who work 9-to-5s
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to make them feel better about watching streamers who are much richer than them.
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And he's got a long and close feature in his bio, America First.
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Chocolate, almond, cinnamon, sugar, and a plate.
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Damn, I really want to have sex with a woman, you know?
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Just want to get a girlfriend and have consensual sex.
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Any beautiful ladies in New York, if you want to have sex with me in a committed relationship,
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let me know and I can make something happen.
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what the yoga too what the the only reason a dude is going to go into the yoga room is to see some
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downward dog and there's not nothing i really need to get married i did four sets of bench
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and i'm already looking around for women pushing 30 man
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this is one of those workouts where i just want to go home don't want to do this one
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what do i talk about the too much about people does that give you the content
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I don't know, I don't talk that much shit about people
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And it's something about you talking about something
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I can relate to sometimes when you talk about shorties
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i open my phone and go on social media and immediately my mood gets way worse
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i should probably just stop doing that it's all this discourse on x about what you want in a wife
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some people are saying that women shouldn't get degrees they're wasting 10 years of their child
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rearing years another rage made post from arthur kwan lee's going viral saying imagine seeing your
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mother twerking this is suicide fuel for the next generation and then you see only fans girls like
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sophie whatever make 45 million dollars a year from only fans her biggest spend is 5 million
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and every day i open my phone and everyone's just so upset about all this and it is upsetting
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i understand the masculine urge to just want your woman to cover up and never go outside and be in
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the kitchen all day for you but for 99.9 of the men watching this video is that even realistic
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how many people in america do you even know do that yeah i think some of that media points out
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a real problem with the modern woman most guys don't want a wife who's been spending 10 years
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getting a degree that renders pretty much useless after they get married anyway and most guys would
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I prefer that the mother of their children
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is not an IG thought, but the more important question
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or does it just make a lot of people more bitter and angry?
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I come at a real, oh, you fucking, oh, you, you, oh.
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You just want to extract my value, don't you?
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the answer's probably gonna be somewhere in the middle.
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Are you really gonna get a wife with a burka?
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Do you really want a wife to cover up in a burka
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Are the most shallow and predictable scripts you could imagine
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I think what would help this relationship problem
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Is instead of looking at all the exterior things
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Keep people in your life that you enjoy being around
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But if they're good company, I keep them around
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And that's all you really need relationships for
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isn't it I'm running late for the helicopter but I needed to get my
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cameras needed to get the real cameras for that I really hope it doesn't take
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how much i weigh 179. 179. i'm getting weight i heard donald trump's gonna ban women
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I didn't know what to expect with the female pilot
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that was fun that's funny part of the reason i want to move back to new york for so long because
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i thought to have all these haters all i get is love i don't see any it's been days walking
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no security outside everybody's showing nothing but love every worker at every place all the
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people i love new york i'm in the deli i'm in the deli i don't see how he's probably shaking
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ass though what's the point of being here i think she's probably smelly because she's shaking ass in a deli
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