SHNEAKO - October 14, 2025


WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION


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Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

112.9

Word count

1,330

Sentence count

84

Harmful content

Toxicity

11

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The CEO of an insurance company was gunned down in the street, and there's more proof that we're living in a simulation every day. The CEO of this website, Elon Musk, claims that this world is nothing more than a Grand Theft Auto-like simulation, but actual physicists like Frank Wilczek argue that there's too many signs of intelligent design for this generation to be a random designer.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 good morning Bitcoin just hit its all-time high of $100,000 and last night the CEO of an insurance
00:00:09.360 company was gunned down in the street he was hit with three bullets in the chest each one with a
00:00:14.160 message written on it every day every day every day every day there's more proof that we're living
00:00:19.740 in a simulation. Every day. Every day. Every day. Every day this was more and more like a simulation.
00:00:37.180 I just got attacked on the train. You got attacked? Just now. So I got off, I got off the train.
00:00:43.340 I was playing for people and then the guy kicks it and he says I'm gonna throw you through the
00:00:48.620 wind though so i i didn't know that's why i'm sorry to hear that no no but it just happened
00:00:53.980 are you okay yeah i'm cool but i felt bad about myself because i didn't you know he's bigger than
00:01:01.980 me but i didn't hit him yeah so i felt not a full man yeah you understand i understand
00:01:09.660 but at least you're safe but then the people started giving me money that just to calm me
00:01:14.780 down because i understood that he threatened me i just i said why do you do that why did you do that
00:01:20.780 then he starts going into this cracker stuff you know no but i never okay i'm gonna play
00:01:28.860 oh but you're you're okay though you yeah yeah not i'm just nervous that's okay no physically no
00:01:35.580 nothing yeah he just what he did is if you kicked he kicked this and it went off ah nothing but then
00:01:42.300 he threatened me yeah yesterday but he didn't do anything he just kicked you he just kicked this 0.98
00:01:47.420 guy's a coward is he yeah he had no balls what would you like me to play for you your favorite 0.98
00:01:55.100 song are you going on the train i'll get the next one i'm not going to train with you 0.99
00:02:03.660 um i need to go downtown to columbus circle you want to go to columbus circle with me
00:02:08.140 okay i think we need to go to the other side
00:02:12.300 Yeah, we need to go up and around.
00:02:31.100 Yeah, on this side.
00:02:33.820 I'm talking to myself.
00:02:35.260 No, no, don't worry.
00:02:36.480 I'm still there.
00:02:37.740 Because I figured, what did I do wrong?
00:02:39.300 Nothing, you didn't do anything wrong. 0.99
00:02:40.440 They're just some cowards, they... 0.66
00:02:42.680 No, but I believe that a person has the power to change another person's voice. 0.99
00:02:50.660 They do. They do.
00:02:54.700 God will punish him.
00:03:10.440 What's your name?
00:03:15.440 It's Nico.
00:03:16.440 Nico.
00:03:17.440 Nice to meet you.
00:03:23.440 You want something fast or slow?
00:03:26.440 Fast.
00:03:28.440 Do you want a Christmas song or something else?
00:03:31.440 Something else.
00:03:33.440 Is this for your family?
00:03:36.440 Yeah, for making a family video.
00:03:38.440 Where's your family from?
00:03:39.440 from new haven connecticut but i was born here okay all of a sudden i can't think so i'm just
00:03:45.360 going to play a song i wrote okay perfect yeah
00:04:09.440 Thank you.
00:04:39.440 Want to come on the train?
00:04:49.440 I think I might be, no, no, no. No, you're good, you're good.
00:05:09.440 Thank you.
00:05:39.440 what's up what's up bro feel free to try anything on you you got a ski mask
00:05:48.040 somebody's got little horns on it they got what on it got little horns on it
00:05:52.840 ah no i don't i can't do that devil no no no devil for me no devil 0.99
00:05:57.340 shit let's do it like this in black maybe yeah yeah that'd be cool 0.99
00:06:02.220 how many people tried this on today not that many to be honest 0.99
00:06:05.720 so people did that it's on probably oh man you got one that people didn't try not that many it's
00:06:13.040 crazy at least you're honest i gotta be honest i might have lied yeah here you go brand new
00:06:19.900 brand new i like it how much this one right here okay are you the type of store that you
00:06:26.240 could bargain with nah it's all handmade that means yes but i i messed up too soon all right
00:06:31.640 i'll take it for 90. it's how much? 80. it's 80. yeah my mistake. it worked. i bet. happy
00:06:38.260 holiday. merry christmas. merry christmas. all right. happy hanukkah. happy hanukkah.
00:06:48.640 we got a small coffee light sweet. big one. that's small. there's a central park christmas tree
00:06:54.480 lighting. i missed the rockefeller tree lighting last night because i was editing so it's the
00:06:58.320 backup option. We most definitely live in a simulation. The CEO of this website, Elon Musk,
00:07:18.720 claims that this world is nothing more than green code in the matrix, nothing but ones and twos.
00:07:23.660 But actual physicists like Frank Wilczek argue that there's too many signs of intelligent design for this all to be a random generation.
00:07:31.320 Physics cannot explain why there are so many signs of intense complexity, almost insinuating that there must be an intelligent designer.
00:07:39.000 I think the simulation theory is just a way for high IQ people to understand existence without putting faith into a creator.
00:07:45.780 Grand Theft Auto is the perfect example of a simulation close to this reality.
00:07:50.020 There was even a mission in GTA 5 where a civilian assassinated the CEO of an insurance company,
00:07:55.540 and that just happened five blocks away.
00:07:57.860 Somebody committed a premeditated murder on one of the biggest CEOs in the world
00:08:01.620 because he was in charge of an insurance company and claimed that he wasn't doing his job morally.
00:08:06.240 He made sure the casings on each bullet had a message and then got away on a city bike through Central Park.
00:08:11.820 Even Rockstar couldn't come up with that.
00:08:13.480 Maybe the difference is the intelligent designers of Grand Theft Auto are Rockstar.
00:08:17.260 They're made by people that we know and understand.
00:08:19.280 we absolutely live in a simulation we are all npcs designed to be in this video game what many
00:08:24.860 people can't comprehend is you can level up as you please you can do as you will if you want to level
00:08:29.800 up to a millionaire by putting some paper money into bitcoin you can the only difference in this
00:08:34.600 simulation is when you die in gta you respawn on the hospital rockstar doesn't take your decisions
00:08:39.960 into account and this life everything is accounted for
00:08:43.160 May your days be
00:09:13.140 5,4,3,2,1
00:09:43.140 you know my favorite one was the one that you wrote yeah i like that one i couldn't think of
00:09:50.820 anything but what i'm normally doing should they just come but i got nervous you know no good
00:09:57.380 gotta think about what happened yeah god forbid no but i gotta think i have to get this beer spray
00:10:04.820 i don't know i'm like you feeling better about it
00:10:13.140 because this is heavy, that's almost.
00:10:16.160 It looks heavy.
00:10:17.280 It is, so I'm stressed when I'm wearing it.
00:10:24.360 Put it down for a second.
00:10:26.660 Yeah.
00:10:27.500 Yeah, for that, that's, that's,
00:10:36.020 I'm glad you didn't punch me in the mouth.
00:10:37.740 No, really.
00:10:39.060 I just had, you see the surgery?
00:10:41.580 Yeah, on your jaw.
00:10:43.100 No, my teeth.
00:10:43.680 Oh, your teeth, yeah.
00:10:44.580 My brother, this patient, you know how much it costs?
00:10:46.720 $10,000.
00:10:47.920 Three.
00:10:48.980 $50.
00:10:49.600 $50,000?
00:10:50.460 Oh, my God.
00:10:51.080 These are implants.
00:10:53.000 Those are nice teeth.
00:10:54.860 Not really teeth, you know that.
00:10:56.660 I've got the same ones.
00:10:57.580 I've got fake teeth, too.
00:10:59.060 Really?
00:10:59.580 Yeah, these front teeth. 0.64
00:11:00.500 I've got punched in the face. 0.97
00:11:01.980 That's what I'm saying.
00:11:03.180 No, because I went to the dentist yesterday.
00:11:06.220 In other words, I have four months.
00:11:08.680 I have to wait four months for this to heal.
00:11:11.580 it's hard to eat food you have to eat soup now i'm past that yeah at the beginning
00:11:20.860 i'm still on i'm not allowed to eat an apple or a rice either you know
00:11:26.060 soft food i'm always like cars if you want to come just or maybe oh sounds weird i gotta go
00:11:32.300 hey have a nice day great meeting you oh nice to meet you thanks man appreciate that