SNEAKO - September 19, 2022


ADIN ROSS E-DATE WITH HIGH VALUE WAMAN


Episode Stats

Length

59 minutes

Words per Minute

173.94778

Word Count

10,306

Sentence Count

551

Misogynist Sentences

97

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thank you.
00:00:30.000 Yo, what's good, Chad?
00:00:34.860 Oh, what's good, Chad?
00:00:35.920 Ew, hear my fucking voice.
00:00:39.400 I told you 930, bro.
00:00:41.300 Everybody was spamming L or not?
00:00:47.760 We got an E-Day tonight, Chad.
00:00:51.480 Echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo, echo.
00:00:53.820 My fault.
00:00:57.680 E-Day time.
00:00:58.680 How am I looking?
00:00:59.520 I got my E-Day fit.
00:01:01.760 WL shirt.
00:01:05.480 It's like try-hard European.
00:01:14.520 Damn, someone got basketball practice.
00:01:16.040 Michael, shout out to you.
00:01:18.420 Is the text speech working?
00:01:19.500 No, it's not even working, bro.
00:01:20.380 I tried to do a text speech today.
00:01:21.860 It's not even working.
00:01:25.660 Okay, Chad, we got an E-Day in five minutes.
00:01:27.440 W-T-A-T-E-L-E-D-A-T.
00:01:33.960 Okay, go watch Tate, bro.
00:01:37.680 Go watch Tate.
00:01:38.140 I don't look tired.
00:01:38.860 Why are you saying that, bro?
00:01:39.500 I need to get my head in the fucking game, bro.
00:01:41.200 Hairline trash?
00:01:46.800 Yeah, bro, I need a haircut.
00:01:47.880 I ain't gonna lie.
00:01:50.100 Chad, I don't even know who this girl is.
00:01:51.600 I don't even know what type of riz I'm gonna go with.
00:01:54.260 L outfit.
00:01:54.880 Why are you saying L outfit?
00:01:55.620 You didn't even see my whole outfit, by the way.
00:01:57.840 You didn't even see me with the shoes on.
00:01:59.160 Yeah, cool outfit.
00:02:19.940 Suck my dick.
00:02:21.880 Where's the fish?
00:02:22.420 It's connected to Discord, so you can't use two cameras at once.
00:02:27.600 Let me see what the move is with Dreamo.
00:02:30.480 I have not texted him, Chad.
00:02:31.780 I just woke up from a nap.
00:02:34.420 That's why I look tired, right?
00:02:37.880 I look tired.
00:02:38.620 Yeah, I just woke up.
00:02:58.380 Oh, my girl's tight, bro.
00:03:00.520 It's tough with the E-days, bro.
00:03:03.340 Why aren't you?
00:03:04.400 Bro, you gotta stream and call someone else.
00:03:06.420 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:08.620 Okay, Chad, we gotta wake up.
00:03:12.780 Chad, we gotta wake up.
00:03:13.440 Ten push-ups real quick.
00:03:19.720 Chad, he hates his content.
00:03:21.820 So even if she does OnlyFans,
00:03:23.680 two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:03:32.960 His content.
00:03:35.760 It's a good opportunity.
00:03:36.900 It just happened to a whole new audience.
00:03:41.460 I'm not gonna promote OnlyFans.
00:03:46.960 Don't go to OnlyFans.
00:03:48.220 Or make your own decision.
00:03:49.160 Maybe you wanna go to OnlyFans.
00:03:52.400 If that's what you wanna do,
00:03:54.060 go ahead.
00:03:55.500 Oh, I'm in the chat?
00:04:07.260 Okay, bye.
00:04:16.240 Okay.
00:04:19.200 Yo, suck my dick, bro.
00:04:20.500 This is a good shirt.
00:04:21.240 This is a good shirt.
00:04:21.880 Should I do a pull in my shirt?
00:04:30.680 I'm gonna do a pull in my shirt.
00:04:31.800 See if I should change before the DJ.
00:04:36.180 Chad, I was just at a party the other day
00:04:37.580 and I was right next door to Aiden Ross.
00:04:39.440 I could see into his crib.
00:04:41.020 I was peeking through the windows like,
00:04:42.140 bro, is he streaming?
00:04:42.660 Is he streaming?
00:04:42.700 Everybody gonna say L's shirt, right?
00:04:52.520 Vote now, vote now.
00:04:55.520 What's this shit called, bro?
00:05:00.540 E-Day 2022?
00:05:01.340 E-Day 2022?
00:05:01.540 E-Day 2022?
00:05:08.040 The fuck?
00:05:14.680 Ah, W.
00:05:15.540 Yeah, everybody.
00:05:16.180 All the haters, bro.
00:05:17.320 My chat, you know they be on my deck, too.
00:05:25.860 Ah, chat.
00:05:26.460 We know the girl, but...
00:05:27.540 Am I in?
00:05:39.800 They say, Kodak, why you move like that?
00:05:42.180 Why you smooth like that?
00:05:43.700 Like, ah...
00:05:44.700 That's not even the E-Day, bro.
00:05:55.580 Yo, what's good, Eric?
00:05:56.760 Yo, what's up, baby?
00:05:57.720 What's poppin', bro?
00:05:59.080 What's you up to?
00:05:59.600 Is it just us?
00:06:00.100 Are we just competing against each other?
00:06:01.320 I think it's just us right now, bro.
00:06:02.880 Dreamo sent me this shit,
00:06:03.840 but it just seems like it's me and you.
00:06:05.280 Yo, it's the first time I'm talking to you, man.
00:06:06.400 It's good to meet you.
00:06:07.500 Hey, it's good to meet you, too, bro.
00:06:09.580 You were the one...
00:06:10.440 I saw somebody close before you were there in Turkey,
00:06:13.220 and then you also, uh...
00:06:15.040 Yeah, what's good?
00:06:16.120 What's poppin'?
00:06:17.040 What's good, baby?
00:06:18.100 I'm a big fan of y'all, man.
00:06:19.700 Man, I hope we have a great time on the E-Day, man.
00:06:22.640 Hey, appreciate you, bro.
00:06:23.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:24.360 I hope y'all lose.
00:06:26.060 Nah, I'm not going to lie.
00:06:26.820 I'm taking the 10 grand with me,
00:06:28.240 but, I mean...
00:06:29.240 10K?
00:06:30.660 10K on the line?
00:06:32.080 Actually, I have no idea.
00:06:33.280 I don't know.
00:06:34.180 Normally, there is.
00:06:34.880 Normally, there is.
00:06:36.720 Bro, she's going to pick the biggest simp.
00:06:39.320 Wait, who is it?
00:06:40.760 It's some E-Girl, bro.
00:06:42.920 Yo, why did someone tell me it was Ice Spice?
00:06:45.800 Ain't no Ice Spice, bro.
00:06:46.900 It was supposed to be Ice Spice last time.
00:06:48.560 It's not Ice Spice.
00:06:49.240 Ah, bro, fuck.
00:06:50.900 I wanted to be her munch.
00:06:52.420 Yeah, me too.
00:06:54.340 Oh, there's no 10K prize anymore.
00:06:55.740 It's fine.
00:06:56.060 I'm still putting it in my title.
00:06:58.020 Wait, uh...
00:06:59.320 Bro, we know Aiden got money.
00:07:00.560 He can't even put up 10K.
00:07:02.400 Yeah, why is Aiden being fake as fuck, first of all?
00:07:04.920 Bro, he'd be gambling every single night.
00:07:06.640 He can't put up 10K for all of our time
00:07:08.100 to go on this E-Date.
00:07:09.460 Give him good content.
00:07:10.120 That's what I'm saying.
00:07:10.640 Like...
00:07:11.240 Maybe he's kind of weird.
00:07:12.440 And I'm on the date.
00:07:13.120 Yo, Dreamo, what's good, bro?
00:07:14.960 What's good?
00:07:15.380 Let me turn my camera up and turn on the Discord.
00:07:17.340 Yo, someone turn the camera on.
00:07:19.460 It's just my ugly ass head in here.
00:07:20.660 Nah, I'm about to, man.
00:07:21.760 I'm about to, man.
00:07:22.500 What's poppin'?
00:07:23.100 Doing your fucking fake ass fisheye lens that you put on.
00:07:25.620 How is it fake?
00:07:26.240 You got what you put in this shit?
00:07:27.260 Bro, it's just so fucking unnatural.
00:07:30.220 What's fake about it?
00:07:31.780 Bro, it just looks so unnatural,
00:07:32.920 but it's the Sneeko special.
00:07:34.760 You feel me?
00:07:35.460 Yeah, that's the Sneeko classic.
00:07:37.120 Hey, yo, why are you dressed like a minion?
00:07:39.120 They told me to.
00:07:40.680 I'm looking, though.
00:07:41.420 You think I can win?
00:07:42.920 I think you can win.
00:07:43.800 I think you got this, bro.
00:07:44.520 Hey, I think I got it, to be honest.
00:07:46.460 I think you got this.
00:07:46.980 I think I got it, to be honest.
00:07:48.140 I didn't even put the goggles on yet.
00:07:49.880 Yeah, but listen,
00:07:51.020 it depends if she likes big cocks or not,
00:07:52.860 because Lebanese are seventh biggest in the world.
00:07:54.700 Sneeko's black.
00:07:55.980 You're...
00:07:57.340 Yo, what the fuck?
00:07:58.180 Yo, what the fuck?
00:07:59.040 Yo, what the fuck?
00:08:00.080 I'm Asian, bro.
00:08:00.100 I'm Blazian.
00:08:01.200 Yo, what the fuck?
00:08:02.320 Yo, okay.
00:08:02.720 Sneeko's average then.
00:08:04.200 Sneeko half-haffed it.
00:08:05.660 Yo, what the fuck?
00:08:06.520 Yo, I'll have you know.
00:08:08.820 Nah, bro, fuck.
00:08:09.860 You'll have you know what?
00:08:10.780 Wait, wait.
00:08:11.200 You got it, bro.
00:08:13.720 What type of Asian are you?
00:08:15.920 I'm Vietnamese.
00:08:16.740 What about you?
00:08:17.320 Okay, she's gone.
00:08:17.920 She's gone.
00:08:18.380 I'm half Filipino.
00:08:19.300 Wait, the girl was in here.
00:08:20.020 She left?
00:08:20.840 She was in here for a second, yeah.
00:08:22.320 She see me?
00:08:23.580 She cheating, bro.
00:08:25.320 Fuck, bro.
00:08:26.120 Yo, yo, yo.
00:08:27.980 We're in the competition.
00:08:29.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:08:29.660 We got to suck the ribs right now.
00:08:30.920 I can't say some whack shit,
00:08:31.920 but we...
00:08:32.520 I'm going to keep everything calm.
00:08:35.160 I got some lines for myself.
00:08:37.820 Sneeko, if you get too deep into the rounds
00:08:40.500 and it's just me versus you,
00:08:41.380 I'm going to have to leak that you have a girlfriend.
00:08:43.720 You have a girlfriend?
00:08:44.660 Shut the fuck up, bro.
00:08:45.600 She's watching me.
00:08:46.320 What the fuck?
00:08:46.860 Shut the fuck up.
00:08:47.620 Yo, yo.
00:08:47.860 Hell no.
00:08:48.580 I'm using that shit.
00:08:49.740 Shut the fuck up.
00:08:50.760 I'll be damned to lose to a guy
00:08:52.380 that has a girlfriend.
00:08:53.860 What the fuck?
00:08:55.040 Yo, yo, listen.
00:08:55.640 I'll have your back.
00:08:56.400 I'll say you don't have one.
00:08:57.260 I'll say you don't have one.
00:08:57.980 I won't say you have a girlfriend, bro.
00:08:59.580 I'm not like that, bro.
00:09:00.460 I've all seen you make a girl get on the knees, bro,
00:09:03.060 in that viral clip.
00:09:03.820 What are you talking about?
00:09:04.480 Oh, shit.
00:09:05.380 I saw that.
00:09:06.360 Yeah, it's so good.
00:09:07.000 Oh, shit.
00:09:07.580 Yo, you're like the man.
00:09:09.020 I'm going to make her get on her knees tonight, too.
00:09:11.780 Wait, who is it?
00:09:12.640 Wait, can I see who it is?
00:09:13.920 I can show chat real quick.
00:09:16.200 Who is it?
00:09:16.560 You guys are some fucking snakes, bro.
00:09:17.980 I thought we were on the same side.
00:09:19.160 We were all rooting for each other,
00:09:20.220 and now you're out here being snakes.
00:09:22.180 Who?
00:09:22.400 You a munch.
00:09:24.700 Who a munch?
00:09:26.020 You a munch.
00:09:27.320 I don't know.
00:09:27.880 Why are you dressed like a minion, man?
00:09:30.280 Because I like the cosplay.
00:09:32.380 Yeah, I think this is her IG, Chai.
00:09:34.520 Look her up.
00:09:35.240 It's Zantazmin.
00:09:37.900 Can you put it on stream?
00:09:39.900 Zantazmin.
00:09:41.800 Zantazmin.
00:09:44.360 I tried to look through her IG to get us some Riz tips,
00:09:46.980 and it's just a whole bunch of nothing.
00:09:49.000 Holy shit.
00:09:50.020 It's just her posting pictures traveling.
00:09:53.120 Why are you saying that?
00:09:53.900 Because she got some big titties?
00:09:55.960 Nah, nah.
00:09:56.520 She's just a gorgeous woman, you know?
00:09:58.240 Yo, Sneeko.
00:09:59.180 Yo.
00:10:00.020 The girl said she knows you, bro.
00:10:03.020 Fuck, bro.
00:10:04.240 Fuck.
00:10:05.580 Fuck, bro.
00:10:06.540 You think you're about to win?
00:10:08.300 Hell no.
00:10:09.120 I feel like you're setting me up right now, Gmo.
00:10:10.640 I'm not going to get excited.
00:10:12.080 No, I swear to God.
00:10:13.020 She just, like, I just, you saw her join,
00:10:14.920 and then I dragged her, and then she said,
00:10:16.160 I actually know Sneeko.
00:10:17.960 All right, then get him out.
00:10:19.180 That's cheating.
00:10:20.420 Nah, bro.
00:10:21.000 It's not cheating.
00:10:21.700 No, it's fine.
00:10:22.080 It's fine.
00:10:22.460 It's fine.
00:10:22.800 I'm kidding.
00:10:23.300 I'm kidding.
00:10:23.800 She probably thinks I'm a toxic, misogynistic incel,
00:10:27.300 so it's actually a disadvantage that she knows me.
00:10:29.660 Hey, but you're handsome, though.
00:10:31.600 Wait, you said you're Asian, right?
00:10:34.600 I'm half Filipino, yeah.
00:10:35.540 How'd you grow a beer?
00:10:38.260 Yo.
00:10:38.800 I'm different, bro.
00:10:39.600 I'm like that.
00:10:41.060 But you a much?
00:10:42.460 I'm not.
00:10:42.960 I'm like that.
00:10:43.340 That's why I got a beer.
00:10:44.760 Well, who was that?
00:10:46.560 Yo, what the fuck?
00:10:48.240 Wait, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what the fuck?
00:10:51.780 Jason, your camera's glitched out right now.
00:10:54.120 Was that Stephen Hawking?
00:10:54.660 Is it?
00:10:56.000 Yo, chill.
00:10:57.320 What the fuck?
00:10:58.240 Yo, chill.
00:10:59.320 That's not something you say.
00:11:01.160 What the fuck?
00:11:01.920 Stephen Hawking.
00:11:03.580 Yo.
00:11:04.700 It's Stephen Hawking from Back from the Dead.
00:11:07.080 Stephen Hawking.
00:11:09.080 Yo, big fan, Stephen Hawking.
00:11:11.120 I love your work.
00:11:11.880 Yo, thank, yo, thank you for, thank you.
00:11:15.800 Oh, fuck.
00:11:16.640 Oh, he's back.
00:11:17.680 He's back, he's back.
00:11:19.060 Yo, holy shit, Stephen Hawking's here.
00:11:24.160 Okay.
00:11:24.920 No.
00:11:26.400 Holy shit.
00:11:28.220 Yo, Stephen Hawking, I love you, man.
00:11:31.480 That's crazy.
00:11:32.400 Say something.
00:11:34.580 This girl's gonna be fucking me doing 360s in a wheelchair.
00:11:38.880 Wait, can you do it?
00:11:39.480 Wait, that's not Stephen Hawking.
00:11:41.880 It's C.J. Hawking.
00:11:46.880 C.J. Hawking.
00:11:48.000 You're actually fucking, like, that's kind of messed up, no?
00:11:54.160 So tell us about yourself, C.J.
00:11:56.020 Like, how did you, uh, how did you get in that predicament?
00:12:00.600 Unless you're uncomfortable, you know?
00:12:02.680 Nothing.
00:12:03.360 A.L.S.
00:12:04.820 Retard.
00:12:06.000 Yo, what the fuck?
00:12:07.080 Yo, what the fuck?
00:12:08.040 Yo, yo, I'm a, yo, what the fuck?
00:12:10.840 Yo.
00:12:11.280 Yo, I, yeah, I can't say shit, because, nah, that's fucked up.
00:12:15.380 I can't say shit.
00:12:17.900 Do it, bitch.
00:12:20.520 Yeah, all right, bro.
00:12:21.660 Whatever, man.
00:12:22.600 Yo, whatever, man.
00:12:23.280 You got it, bro.
00:12:23.900 Okay, I guess I'm a hard work.
00:12:25.200 I think he called you retarded, bro.
00:12:26.520 You just gonna take that?
00:12:27.280 Like, me personally, coming from Stephen Hawking's son, I don't know.
00:12:31.260 Yo, what am I supposed to say?
00:12:32.480 Like, like, like, stand up.
00:12:34.600 What the fuck, bro?
00:12:35.800 I'm sorry, bro.
00:12:37.060 Yo, I'm sorry, bro.
00:12:38.520 Fuck, bro.
00:12:39.860 Go eat a banana.
00:12:41.340 All right, boys, I'm back.
00:12:42.400 Go eat a banana, bro.
00:12:43.860 Yo, we got another contestant, man.
00:12:45.900 Brandon Buckingham called me, so I had to, uh, I was on an e-date.
00:12:49.440 Wait, is that a woman?
00:12:52.740 Is that a woman?
00:12:55.000 Wait, is there a guy in here?
00:12:56.180 Is this who we're competing for?
00:12:58.460 Is this Stephen Hawking's?
00:13:00.000 Yo, the girl we're competing for is, is, uh, very gorgeous, man.
00:13:04.380 You don't have to worry about it.
00:13:06.500 Wait, is this, is there actually, is this still?
00:13:13.200 It is still.
00:13:14.480 Yo, and he's playing his twist.
00:13:15.800 That's kind of weird.
00:13:16.960 DJ Hawking.
00:13:17.860 Are you streaming right now, CJ Hawking?
00:13:22.480 I don't know.
00:13:23.380 I can't see it.
00:13:25.780 Is it just going to be that the whole time?
00:13:27.420 I can't hear him.
00:13:29.340 Yes.
00:13:31.620 I mean, you look great, man.
00:13:33.080 I mean, you look great, bro.
00:13:35.740 You're a little bit.
00:13:36.960 I try my best.
00:13:38.520 Yeah.
00:13:39.900 You're a little bit like, are you, are you straight, CJ?
00:13:44.500 Wait, what?
00:13:45.420 Straight as in my sexuality.
00:13:47.860 Yeah.
00:13:51.080 Yes.
00:13:51.900 Okay, cool.
00:13:53.040 Wait, how do you have sex?
00:13:54.460 You don't, like, you don't, like.
00:13:57.080 They ride me.
00:13:58.880 Wait, how does Stephen Hawking have a kid?
00:14:01.420 They ride you.
00:14:03.800 They get on me.
00:14:04.860 Wait, but I thought you're, like, paralyzed.
00:14:08.120 How does it work?
00:14:09.000 Like, the thing.
00:14:09.900 Yeah, facts.
00:14:10.580 Explain that.
00:14:11.580 So, Jason, you ever seen, like, the Ethernet cord meme where people have, like, different sex?
00:14:15.580 I can't give them all my secrets away.
00:14:17.440 Similar.
00:14:19.820 You plug it on, like, a computer, and it downloads the orgasm.
00:14:23.020 Holy shit.
00:14:24.280 Yo, that's cool as fuck.
00:14:25.980 Yeah, it is.
00:14:27.300 Damn.
00:14:27.760 So, like, it downloads, like, the, like, nut, too?
00:14:31.820 Does it do that, CJ?
00:14:37.720 Thanks for the sub.
00:14:39.720 CJ, does it do that?
00:14:41.280 Is he alive?
00:14:41.920 What the fuck?
00:14:46.000 Yo, what the fuck?
00:14:47.220 I think he...
00:14:47.780 I think he...
00:14:48.040 I think he crashed.
00:14:52.900 Damn.
00:14:53.720 Did you kill him with that joke?
00:14:55.800 His computer overheated.
00:14:57.840 He got to restart his PC.
00:14:59.480 He was downloading too much dopamine, bro.
00:15:01.560 Nah.
00:15:04.780 Rip, bro.
00:15:06.040 Nah, man.
00:15:06.720 What time is this?
00:15:07.720 You were saying something about Turkey before fucking Dominion came in.
00:15:11.160 Yeah, I was saying something about how the fact that you have a girlfriend, but you're
00:15:13.540 still going on an E-date, and then, uh, it turns out Aiden's not even live right now.
00:15:17.760 Yeah, what if we're all just being scammed into this?
00:15:20.280 Let's make our own E-date, yo.
00:15:21.380 I call up a girl right now.
00:15:23.160 Facts, bro.
00:15:23.620 Just do it.
00:15:24.380 But the girl was on the call earlier, so we should be good.
00:15:27.020 Oh.
00:15:27.520 Yeah, we should be able to start early.
00:15:28.740 We're here on time.
00:15:29.640 Do we look like dweebs?
00:15:30.640 I feel like we look like dweebs because we showed up on time.
00:15:32.860 Who the fuck looks like a dweeb?
00:15:34.140 Yo, speak for yourself, buddy.
00:15:36.120 We're good content creators.
00:15:37.620 I love you, man.
00:15:41.160 All right, I'm going to change my title to winning 10K, Aiden Ross, E-date with Sneeko,
00:15:47.000 Andrew Tate's best friend.
00:15:49.320 There we go.
00:15:50.200 Maximum views here.
00:15:52.880 Bro, I'm trying to beat those allegations right now, and now everybody just has to keep
00:15:56.660 saying Walmart, Taco Tate.
00:16:01.040 Taco Tate?
00:16:02.020 Bro, I'm fighting allegations right now.
00:16:03.340 You're not helping out.
00:16:04.680 I respect that, bro.
00:16:06.720 You're in Miami making 100K a month, bro.
00:16:08.660 You're fine.
00:16:09.380 Trust me.
00:16:09.740 The allegations don't mean anything.
00:16:11.040 Yeah, why are you pocket-watching?
00:16:12.080 Why are you pocket-watching like that?
00:16:14.580 I'm not.
00:16:15.160 I see your tweets.
00:16:15.800 I'm tweet-watching.
00:16:16.580 Bro, I'm suspended on Twitter.
00:16:17.840 What are you talking about?
00:16:18.660 Oh, shit.
00:16:19.140 You're right.
00:16:20.100 I'm in jail.
00:16:22.160 For what?
00:16:22.680 Football game finishes.
00:16:24.300 For challenging Lassanabi to a fight and saying, I'm going to break your face in his violent
00:16:28.640 conduct.
00:16:29.440 But there is a nice Twitter account on Twitter called Sneeko Clips.
00:16:32.900 That's not me, but it's a really good Twitter account that you could follow.
00:16:35.760 He sounds a lot like me.
00:16:37.560 Really?
00:16:38.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:38.880 What's it called?
00:16:39.960 Sneeko Clips.
00:16:40.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:41.440 It's not me, but he's a funny guy.
00:16:44.000 I just follow him.
00:16:46.000 That seems like a really cool guy.
00:16:47.260 And you can click the link in the chat right now.
00:16:49.220 Yeah, I will.
00:16:49.600 I am, actually.
00:16:50.560 I'm putting that in my chat.
00:16:51.340 Chat, that's a Sneeko Clips.
00:16:53.740 It's a Sneeko fan account.
00:16:57.560 Damn, Mango Bango says, Sneeko, Tristan Tate told you to try not to get canceled.
00:17:00.600 Here you are trying to get canceled.
00:17:01.580 I'm not trying to get canceled.
00:17:02.840 Jason was over here saying that he was Stephen Hawking and telling him he's going to die and
00:17:05.820 shit and saying you're downloading.
00:17:06.500 What the fuck?
00:17:07.340 Yo, chill.
00:17:08.120 Yo, chill.
00:17:08.960 You're saying you're going to download his nut onto his hard drive.
00:17:10.740 That's crazy, bro.
00:17:11.280 I was being respectful.
00:17:13.340 You fucking pressured me to say that.
00:17:15.760 Are you joking?
00:17:16.300 You're like porn chicks and OnlyFans and whatever, Sneeko, but don't act like you ain't downloading
00:17:20.100 no fucking nut onto a hard drive if you had the option, bro.
00:17:22.800 Nah, man.
00:17:23.320 I'm a man of God, bro.
00:17:24.440 I want to get real nuts.
00:17:25.660 You don't think God would download a nut onto a hard drive if he had that technology back
00:17:29.360 in the day?
00:17:29.820 No, that's an L move, bro.
00:17:31.520 God would type L in the chat right now if you heard that.
00:17:33.420 You get to keep your virginity.
00:17:34.460 You get to keep your virginity.
00:17:34.500 You get to keep your virginity.
00:17:35.380 You get to keep your virginity.
00:17:36.380 You get to keep your virginity.
00:17:38.300 You get to keep your virginity.
00:17:40.440 You don't masturbate.
00:17:41.260 And you get to nut.
00:17:41.900 Nah.
00:17:42.900 That's definitely masturbating.
00:17:43.900 That's just a quicker way of masturbating.
00:17:45.900 Nah.
00:17:46.900 Nah.
00:17:47.900 Yo, Veer Patel says bro wearing a minion do-rag.
00:17:50.900 You think I got hair under here?
00:17:54.900 Oh, I didn't see the hair on the top.
00:17:56.900 Okay.
00:17:57.900 See?
00:17:58.900 I'm looking good, man.
00:18:00.900 Y'all know who Low-Tier God is?
00:18:02.900 Who's LTG?
00:18:03.900 My chat spamming LTG owns you.
00:18:04.900 Who's that?
00:18:05.900 Who?
00:18:06.900 No idea, man.
00:18:07.900 You know Low-Tier?
00:18:08.900 No idea, man.
00:18:09.900 He cool?
00:18:10.900 Low-Tier God?
00:18:11.900 I don't even know, bro.
00:18:14.900 I don't care.
00:18:15.900 Bro, you gotta remember, Sneeko, you stream on YouTube.
00:18:18.900 It's like a different world.
00:18:19.900 It's a whole different world word.
00:18:20.900 Yeah.
00:18:21.900 So, like, you say, do we know someone?
00:18:22.900 They exist in a different universe.
00:18:24.900 We're on Twitch here.
00:18:26.900 We're content for ourselves.
00:18:28.900 Yeah.
00:18:29.900 How does it feel to be a bot on a platform that promotes prawn and gambling?
00:18:33.900 Great.
00:18:34.900 I love it.
00:18:35.900 What?
00:18:36.900 I love porn and gambling.
00:18:38.900 I would sell my soul to Twitch.
00:18:40.900 I wouldn't sell my soul to Twitch.
00:18:42.900 I'd sell my soul to stake if they gave me enough money.
00:18:45.900 Yeah, I'll take that back.
00:18:47.900 I would not sell it on Twitch.
00:18:49.900 I'd rather get banned on Twitch before I do any of that.
00:18:52.900 Damn, bro, you bullied CJ Hawken off the...
00:18:55.900 You made him turn his camera off, bro.
00:18:56.900 Yeah, where did he go?
00:18:57.900 His PC exploded.
00:18:59.900 I didn't bully him.
00:19:00.900 I just showed him the truth and he bullied himself off of this.
00:19:03.900 Get off my dick, bitch.
00:19:09.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:10.900 I can't believe he called me a retard.
00:19:12.900 Bro, my chat's calling you Hassan Abi, Arab.
00:19:15.900 Yeah, yeah, but I'm Wassan Abi.
00:19:17.900 I'm not Wassan.
00:19:18.900 Nice, nice, nice.
00:19:19.900 Good comeback.
00:19:20.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:21.900 He said, salute to the Lebanese top G.
00:19:23.900 You Lebanese?
00:19:24.900 Yeah, Lebanese.
00:19:25.900 Okay.
00:19:26.900 Lebanese.
00:19:27.900 Have they seen the clip?
00:19:28.900 Has your chat seen the clip?
00:19:29.900 I think they've all seen the clip.
00:19:30.900 Everybody saw that clip.
00:19:31.900 They've all seen the clip, huh?
00:19:34.900 It's a great clip.
00:19:36.900 How do you stream on Twitch and not get banned?
00:19:39.900 I've been banned enough times to know the limits.
00:19:43.900 What did you get banned for?
00:19:44.900 I pushed the limits, you know?
00:19:46.900 I didn't even get banned.
00:19:47.900 I didn't even get banned on Twitch.
00:19:48.900 You're not banned, right?
00:19:49.900 It's good that you're not banned.
00:19:50.900 No.
00:19:51.900 I don't even have a Twitch account.
00:19:52.900 I deleted it so that I can keep doing these e-dates.
00:19:55.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:19:56.900 Is YouTube just better than Twitch?
00:19:58.900 YouTube's way sicker, bro.
00:19:59.900 You can say whatever the fuck you want.
00:20:01.900 It's whack too, but there's other good websites.
00:20:03.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:04.900 You can follow Sneeko live on Rumble.
00:20:06.900 What the hell is Rumble?
00:20:08.900 Don't worry about it, bro.
00:20:10.900 You'll find out about it in the future.
00:20:12.900 Okay.
00:20:13.900 Yo.
00:20:14.900 I'll be an early investor.
00:20:15.900 Didn't Tfue drop a 24 kill, like, kill streak in Rumble?
00:20:19.900 Back in the day?
00:20:20.900 There you go.
00:20:21.900 I have no idea, bro.
00:20:23.900 Needed Sneeko.
00:20:24.900 He's just agreeing with you.
00:20:25.900 Yeah.
00:20:26.900 You know what Rumble is.
00:20:27.900 You calling me a dick rider?
00:20:28.900 Yeah, you're a cock rider.
00:20:30.900 You're wearing a yellow do-rag.
00:20:33.900 Okay.
00:20:34.900 Your head looks like a literal penis, bro.
00:20:36.900 You look like a dickhead.
00:20:37.900 Yo, what the fuck?
00:20:39.900 They're calling us a short bus panel in the chat right now, bro.
00:20:41.900 They're calling us-
00:20:42.900 Why does his head look like a penis?
00:20:43.900 Because it's yellow?
00:20:45.900 That's what you're saying?
00:20:46.900 Well, he's being to me, so I'm just guessing based on ethnicity.
00:20:49.900 Probably a yellow penis.
00:20:50.900 Yo, how big do you think my dick is?
00:20:52.900 I didn't say it.
00:20:56.900 Hey, where you going?
00:20:58.900 Hey, where you going?
00:20:59.900 Hey, where you going?
00:21:00.900 We gotta kill time.
00:21:01.900 Oh, fuck.
00:21:02.900 My fault.
00:21:07.900 4.3.
00:21:08.900 Hell nah.
00:21:09.900 Come on, man.
00:21:10.900 What the fuck?
00:21:11.900 Yo, give me some props.
00:21:12.900 Give me a little bit more at least.
00:21:14.900 Yeah.
00:21:15.900 Do you eyeball it?
00:21:16.900 Cause you're probably like, maybe not as tall, so it looks bigger.
00:21:21.900 Yo, yo, you're like on my cock.
00:21:23.900 You're like on my cock a little cock.
00:21:25.900 Is this Twitch chat?
00:21:27.900 YouTube chat.
00:21:28.900 This is what Twitch is.
00:21:29.900 This is why I stream on YouTube, bro.
00:21:30.900 You see these conversations that we're having-
00:21:32.900 Which one thing?
00:21:33.900 You literally-
00:21:34.900 Yo, this guy's talking about my dick size, like-
00:21:37.900 No, no, no.
00:21:38.900 You asked.
00:21:39.900 You asked.
00:21:40.900 Because you were talking about, I looked like a cock.
00:21:42.900 Okay?
00:21:43.900 And then I just came up with it.
00:21:45.900 From YouTube.
00:21:46.900 Alright, man.
00:21:48.900 Alright, bro.
00:21:49.900 Sneeko on YouTube said that.
00:21:50.900 Oh shit.
00:21:51.900 Sneeko on YouTube said that I looked like a dick.
00:21:53.900 Yo.
00:21:54.900 You think I look like a dick?
00:21:55.900 Bro, you got a dick hat on right now.
00:21:57.900 Okay.
00:22:00.900 That's fine.
00:22:01.900 Do I look good?
00:22:04.900 Sneeko, how's Miami treating you?
00:22:07.900 He left, bro.
00:22:08.900 He left.
00:22:09.900 I mean, I'm not saying nothing bad.
00:22:11.900 I don't know why he's leaving.
00:22:12.900 I don't know why he's leaving.
00:22:15.900 Yo, goggles on or goggles off?
00:22:17.900 Yo, I'm definitely putting the goggles on.
00:22:19.900 Yo, when it's time?
00:22:21.900 Hello!
00:22:22.900 What the fuck?
00:22:42.900 Talk around?
00:22:43.900 Walk around, and don't say you're standingроб.
00:22:49.900 I know why the heavens definitely is stabilizing.
00:22:52.900 Which might deny you.
00:22:53.900 ...
00:22:54.900 What are you talking about?
00:22:55.900 Where we can see?
00:22:56.900 Yeah.
00:22:57.900 I think somebody.
00:22:58.900 Akanadei, where everyone can justify outside of this office.
00:22:59.900 I don't understand whatever you're saying.
00:23:01.900 Where you at home or not.
00:23:02.900 On the logs.
00:23:03.900 What can I do?
00:23:04.900 Where you say?
00:23:05.900 Thank you.
00:23:35.900 Thank you.
00:24:05.900 Stop.
00:24:09.580 Is the E-Day cancelled?
00:24:13.180 No way!
00:24:14.360 Actually?
00:24:16.360 What happened?
00:24:17.020 Yo, just drag the girl in here, bro.
00:24:19.000 Just drag the girl in here.
00:24:20.340 Talk to the girl.
00:24:21.060 She already knows my videos too.
00:24:22.100 Just let me talk to her while we're waiting for this E-Day.
00:24:23.680 Let's make her own E-Day.
00:24:24.620 Let's make her own E-Day.
00:24:25.660 Wait, it's actually cancelled?
00:24:28.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:29.420 I literally only went live for this.
00:24:31.800 Same, bro.
00:24:32.380 Wait, it's cancelled for sure?
00:24:33.180 What did you get that information from dream? Oh said it's still happening. I just exited him
00:24:41.980 Wait, Eric, what did you get that information go to Aiden's Twitter community? It is Twitter community
00:24:52.460 They have their own community on Twitter
00:24:55.820 Yo, what do we call you?
00:24:59.620 Hi, my name is Zampi
00:25:03.180 Hey, hey, hey
00:25:05.180 But I can make an exception for you
00:25:07.180 Yo, fuck, marry, kill the three guys in the car right now
00:25:10.060 Fuck, that's good
00:25:10.980 She already froze, bro. You so ugly, you froze her camera
00:25:14.180 What the fuck? Yo, get off my cock
00:25:16.300 Yo, I like to cosplay
00:25:19.380 Yo, I like to cosplay. What about you?
00:25:23.300 Okay, before they start talking crazy, Zampi, it's nice to meet you
00:25:25.740 You look very nice. I'm glad that you made it to the date tonight
00:25:28.000 It's okay that Aiden's not here. We could have our own e-date
00:25:30.580 I heard that you watch my videos. I'm a big fan of your content, too
00:25:33.580 Oh, thank you
00:25:34.580 Yeah, I'm actually
00:25:36.580 What the fuck, bro?
00:25:37.580 What the fuck? I'm risen her up right now, bro
00:25:39.580 That was
00:25:40.580 You're cheating, bro! It didn't even start yet
00:25:46.580 Okay, I don't know what happened
00:25:48.580 Zanta, I think your internet disconnected
00:25:51.580 If you want, I can buy you a personal line
00:25:53.580 Yo, you're drop dead gorgeous, man
00:25:55.580 You're drop dead gorgeous, man
00:25:56.580 I can have them install one in your house
00:26:00.580 Okay, sounds good
00:26:02.580 Do you know how to help someone if they get stuck, by the way?
00:26:05.580 Like, if the guy's installing the line, and he gets stuck?
00:26:08.580 Is that an issue?
00:26:13.580 I'm not sure
00:26:17.580 He's objectifying you right now, but I'll treat you like a lady
00:26:20.580 Like, when I come out and install it myself
00:26:21.580 We don't need technicians there
00:26:22.580 I'm a man, so I know how to do everything
00:26:23.580 I can plug it in
00:26:24.580 I can change the tire, I'll kill the spiders
00:26:25.580 But he's gonna go say like, oh, you're gonna get stuck in there
00:26:28.580 Like the girls in the washing machine
00:26:29.580 It's very disrespectful
00:26:30.580 But we know, Zanta, that you're much more than just an object
00:26:33.580 I'm sorry, excuse his behavior
00:26:36.580 You scared her off, bro
00:26:37.580 You scared her off, bro
00:26:38.580 You talk too much, bro
00:26:39.580 And honestly, he's starting to piss me off, too
00:26:40.580 Why aren't you saying nothing here with the yellow hat on?
00:26:43.580 Bro
00:26:44.580 He can't keep up with us, Sneak
00:26:46.580 He can't keep up, bro
00:26:48.580 No!
00:26:51.580 Yo, Zant, you look amazing, man
00:26:52.580 You look amazing, man
00:26:54.580 I hope this goes through so you can actually get to know my
00:26:57.580 Yeah!
00:26:58.580 Suck my dick!
00:26:59.580 Suck my dick!
00:27:00.580 Suck my dick!
00:27:03.580 Hold that!
00:27:04.580 Hold that!
00:27:05.580 Bro, this shit's
00:27:06.580 You gotta say something else, Jason
00:27:14.580 Yo, I think Dreamo's like dragging
00:27:15.580 Look, she's definitely muted now
00:27:18.580 I think
00:27:19.580 Before she gets in the call
00:27:20.580 Should we tell her that you're gay or no?
00:27:22.580 She's definitely muted, bro
00:27:24.580 She's definitely muted, bro
00:27:26.580 Yeah
00:27:27.580 You see the tactics he's trying to use
00:27:28.580 He's trying to use these middle school tactics
00:27:29.580 But
00:27:30.580 We could be gentlemen here
00:27:31.580 We could talk like real men
00:27:32.580 I don't know why he's acting so twitch and immature
00:27:34.580 Fuck!
00:27:35.580 Pretty sure Dreamo's like dragging her in and out, bro
00:27:38.580 Fuck, bro
00:27:39.580 Fuck!
00:27:41.580 Oh, God
00:27:47.580 You muted too right now
00:27:48.580 Huh?
00:27:49.580 Oh, you were just muted but you're back
00:27:50.580 Yeah, I was fucking
00:27:51.580 The guy running here won't let her in
00:27:52.580 He keeps disconnecting it
00:27:53.580 Yeah, because that's cheating
00:27:54.580 Yeah, she has no idea what's happening
00:27:55.580 That's why she's getting cut out?
00:27:56.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:27:57.580 Yeah
00:27:58.580 Yeah, she keeps joining this call
00:27:59.580 Cause
00:28:00.580 But then the guy is like
00:28:01.580 You can't talk to them
00:28:02.580 It's cheating
00:28:03.580 Damn, bro
00:28:04.580 I was just gonna start telling her
00:28:05.580 About all your allegations, bro
00:28:06.580 Ooh
00:28:07.580 Arab?
00:28:08.580 My allegations?
00:28:09.580 I was gonna start talking about the allegations
00:28:10.580 But
00:28:11.580 She's not hearing yet
00:28:12.580 So I'm gonna keep it quiet
00:28:13.580 The what one?
00:28:14.580 You're gonna make up fake ones?
00:28:15.580 No, the real ones, bro
00:28:16.580 We all know about it, but it's fine
00:28:17.580 Wait, wait, fill me in
00:28:18.580 What allegations?
00:28:19.580 I just wanna warn her about how you are
00:28:20.580 You're both misogynist
00:28:21.580 Just like to keep her careful
00:28:22.580 I want you to feel safe
00:28:23.580 Wait, wait, why you say both?
00:28:24.580 I love women
00:28:25.580 I'm a male feminist
00:28:26.580 Yeah, yeah, that's fair
00:28:27.580 Okay, I'm gonna tell her
00:28:28.580 That's worse than allegations
00:28:29.580 Yeah, that's way worse than allegations
00:28:30.580 Chill out, bro
00:28:32.580 Chill out, bro
00:28:33.580 Chill out, bro
00:28:34.580 Anyways, how was y'all's day?
00:28:35.580 It was good right now
00:28:36.580 Right now, my girlfriend's tweaking my message right now
00:28:37.580 Girlfriend
00:28:38.580 Yeah
00:28:39.580 Flip that and sent it to her in the DMs
00:28:40.580 Yeah
00:28:41.580 Bro, come on, man
00:28:42.580 Yo, if all of us are not
00:28:43.580 I'm gonna be careful
00:28:44.580 I'm gonna be careful
00:28:45.580 I want you to feel safe
00:28:46.580 Wait, wait, why you say both?
00:28:47.580 I love women
00:28:48.580 I'm a male feminist
00:28:49.580 Yeah, yeah, that's fair
00:28:50.580 Okay, I'm gonna tell her
00:28:51.580 That's worse than allegations
00:28:52.580 Yeah, that's way worse than allegations
00:28:53.580 Chill out, bro
00:28:54.580 Chill out, bro
00:28:55.580 Anyways, how was y'all's day?
00:28:57.580 It was good right now
00:28:58.580 Right now, my girlfriend's tweaking
00:28:59.580 My message right now
00:29:00.580 Girlfriend
00:29:01.580 Yeah
00:29:02.580 Yo, if all goes wrong
00:29:05.580 I'm resorting to saying
00:29:06.580 That you have a girlfriend, okay?
00:29:08.580 And that we can have a threesome
00:29:12.580 Me and Xanthan
00:29:13.580 And what's my girlfriend's name?
00:29:16.580 So two of y'all have girlfriends
00:29:18.580 And y'all are on an E-day for what?
00:29:20.580 Bro, look at me
00:29:21.580 You think I have a girlfriend?
00:29:22.580 Bro, I'm trying to recruit
00:29:23.580 I'm trying to recruit her
00:29:24.580 To the team right now
00:29:25.580 I don't have a girlfriend?
00:29:26.580 I bang my viewers' moms
00:29:28.580 What's up, bro?
00:29:29.580 W
00:29:30.580 Professional Munch, man
00:29:31.580 What's good, man?
00:29:34.580 Munch, the E-day's not with Ice Spice
00:29:35.580 Bro, you could change your name
00:29:36.580 If you want
00:29:38.580 I wish it was, man
00:29:39.580 Fuck, man
00:29:40.580 I wish it was
00:29:41.580 I would get on all fours
00:29:43.580 And start barking for her
00:29:46.580 Fuck did I just join you?
00:29:50.580 Yo, welcome to the party, man
00:29:52.580 Good
00:29:53.580 Hey guys
00:29:57.580 Hey, you're looking good, man
00:29:59.580 You're looking good
00:30:00.580 Outriz
00:30:01.580 Outriz
00:30:02.580 Chill, bro
00:30:03.580 Yeah, you're looking good, Wabi Juice
00:30:04.580 What, uh...
00:30:05.580 What the fuck?
00:30:06.580 What's problem? How you doing?
00:30:07.580 What part of the universe you at?
00:30:09.580 Um...
00:30:10.580 Huh?
00:30:11.580 I'm on Earth
00:30:12.580 You know, Planet 616
00:30:13.580 Hell yeah, I like the background
00:30:14.580 I think I'm in like the third dimension type shit
00:30:15.580 Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
00:30:16.580 CJ is too
00:30:17.580 I think CJ is studying it
00:30:18.580 CJ, can you put your camera on?
00:30:19.580 Wavy
00:30:20.580 My son CJ is about to turn his camera
00:30:21.580 You know, I actually know CJ
00:30:22.580 CJ, that's my boy
00:30:23.580 Wavy
00:30:24.580 CJ could probably name your exact coordinates right now
00:30:25.580 Just by looking at the stars in the back
00:30:26.580 CJ, drop my...
00:30:27.580 Docs me CJ
00:30:28.580 Drop my address right now
00:30:41.580 He's software updating
00:30:43.580 What the fuck?
00:30:46.580 He's lagging a little bit, can't he?
00:30:48.580 Laging?
00:30:49.580 Nah, your voice like your mic sounds crazy
00:30:51.580 Even though I have a Dell
00:30:52.580 Nah, your mic sounds crazy
00:30:53.580 Like Dell
00:30:54.580 Nah, your mic sounds a little crazy
00:30:55.580 Like Dell
00:30:57.580 sound a little crazy like dell i thought dell computers fell off i ain't gonna lie you gotta
00:31:00.860 get like a cyber power or some shit and go out you a little from you a little behind buzzing
00:31:05.660 wait so is it actually cancelled no it's not cancelled bro oh okay good here's sneeko
00:31:13.980 true so like how i escape the matrix sneeko like i mean i've been seeing your
00:31:20.620 tiktoks and shit like how do i escape man well first thing you can do is sign up to the creativity
00:31:25.340 kidding no hell no what the hustlers the university 2.0 yeah another triangle pyramid scheme or
00:31:31.900 whatever the they call it yeah you could join my pyramid scheme yeah yes let me join how much
00:31:37.500 a money it's only 50 a month man it's a great price yeah what do i learn like film you gotta give me
00:31:41.980 like a little preview like what am i gonna learn in there sneeko but we have we have three calls a
00:31:45.260 week i tell you how to get a get outside of the matrix we got a call monday 4 p.m no sneak peeks
00:31:50.220 you just have to buy it and find out i created the matrix if i like you're gonna be in there
00:31:54.780 you're gonna like coach me i'm gonna be coaching you one-on-one yeah one-on-one calls with sneeko
00:32:00.300 yeah to get out of the matrix yeah and also uh stephen hawke is gonna be there he's gonna
00:32:04.780 tell you exactly how because he he's he's in the matrix right now yeah my son is stuck he is the
00:32:09.660 matrix is for phone sex i didn't hear the first half of that sentence one-on-one calls is for phone
00:32:21.580 sex oh yeah that is true like you're trying to like oh yeah that is kind of weird well it's not
00:32:27.580 a one-on-one call it's a group call we're all in there wait so you just lied to me to get me to buy
00:32:31.820 thinking i was gonna have a one-on-one call with you that's the next tier if you really want to sign
00:32:35.740 up for the one-on-one call you can but ain't no phone sex going on i don't know why hawkins i don't know
00:32:40.380 why hawkins talking like cocking but one-on-one calls is don't worry about that you'll find out once you
00:32:44.700 get out of the matrix oh this is more important you're telling me i paid for the one-on-one call
00:32:48.300 but there's no phone sex yeah what the skin what the first of all i paid with american express so
00:32:53.340 i'm getting my money back don't think that you're gonna win bro i paid with my apple card but they
00:32:56.620 don't with me they might like for me wait cj hawken will you credit for listening cj hawken what's your
00:33:03.420 phone sex voice sound like uh um uh wow that's what i do i'm horny that yeah that was amazing so
00:33:14.940 you're telling me there's four men on the screen and you're horny wait wait help me get out the
00:33:19.340 matrix wait what the fuck you yo this guy said nothing like that sneaker what the fuck
00:33:26.620 i tend to have that he's not really he's not really gonna help us guys 50 a month for that
00:33:33.420 is a month i might as well sign up for a hostage universe is university still a day
00:33:38.140 in bed sheets are those purple is that a purple mattress who me go sneaker what bed you got what the
00:33:46.220 the why are you bed watching bro you guys are an incredible i got the same bed i got the same bed
00:33:51.980 yo yo yo cj did you sleep in a bed or in your chair we got the squares on it oh your bed you
00:33:58.300 retard it's purple it's purple now that's very ironic that's very ironic yo i'm just asking a
00:34:04.700 question i'm curious you don't need to call me that word damn there's no females in here bro
00:34:12.060 what the fuck yeah this is kind of like oh hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like a sausage
00:34:17.100 you don't need to change sneaker already said he was horny i would let it down but i don't want cj to
00:34:20.700 have another fucking uh he's overheated crash
00:34:30.220 yo can dreamo can you bring the girl back in here bro we was already vibing bro she's
00:34:34.140 already said she texted me actually said i'm gonna wait so you're telling me you cheated on this
00:34:37.820 you dude no she started dm'ing me she said that i'm gonna get it to the next round
00:34:41.980 what if not what did you have no fucking way what the rig wait actually yeah it's all good
00:34:48.140 don't until she is now he has a girlfriend
00:34:53.500 stop riding on me bro i'm pretty sure two of the five people in here have a girlfriend
00:34:59.660 who's the two
00:35:02.700 i'm not i'm not gonna say right i'm a girlfriend i'm muslim i have four wives
00:35:07.180 aerov has wives it's even worse what the fuck we mean it's worse
00:35:14.540 let's say i want to ask you a question about the matrix like instead of answering the question
00:35:19.420 would you just say sign up for my pyramid scheme like is that how this works okay what do you want
00:35:23.740 to know what do you want all right so listen to this listen to this right listen this is you're
00:35:26.940 asking for free game right now this is yeah this is free game this is rare right so this is my
00:35:30.860 problem sneaker right oh you got a problem all right listen listen listen so like i don't have a
00:35:34.700 type when it comes to girls right right so like i like like every type of girl but like how the
00:35:39.980 fuck am i supposed to have one girlfriend when i like so many different types of girls have
00:35:43.740 multiple you don't have one girlfriend so you have multiple bro like i should i should just have a
00:35:50.540 girl from every race like it's just like i've been seeing girls from all over the world and they're
00:35:53.580 just like they look so different exactly listen man you want you you're welcome free game by the
00:35:59.500 the way i'm not going to charge you to join my creative creativity kit appreciate that
00:36:05.340 the best in the world that's what i'm saying so like there's just so many different flavors
00:36:10.460 exactly think about it like this you know how when you go to a buffet or when you go out to eat you
00:36:13.900 eat sometimes sushi sometimes african food sometimes steak you're eating italian pasta
00:36:21.020 every you like to dabble in everything you don't just eat one type of food you can't have sushi every
00:36:25.180 single day you need to try different cuisines from worldwide the same applies to women the same
00:36:30.060 applies okay okay okay yeah so basically what you're saying is women are like food yeah yeah yeah
00:36:36.700 women are like food like you what if you uh same food every day so you gotta exactly exactly that's
00:36:42.620 a good analogy yeah i'm glad food yeah yeah i'm glad that he made that analogy because i never made
00:36:49.340 that connection before but now because you said that i know that women are food according to you
00:36:53.660 wait wait wait wait so then when they try to cancel you they're gonna cancel me no no no no women are
00:36:59.260 not food i did not mean it like that i was just seeing like i was trying to see where he was coming
00:37:03.180 from i did not mean it like that please do not cancel me for no no you can't backtrack bro
00:37:09.660 you can't get canceled if nobody knows you so
00:37:13.580 the videos might resurface and then i might get there bro you're on camera exactly
00:37:17.900 you're not you're uncancellable right now say whatever you want all the attention is on him
00:37:22.540 right yeah yeah okay okay okay so i'll be all right
00:37:28.620 so like realistically speaking like
00:37:31.580 let's eat in you know this whole eating thing like what is that like very matrixy sneaker you know
00:37:36.220 you ever seen those shows where it is very low iq
00:37:39.580 it's very i have a genius iq and i'm i'm like elevated past a lot of the people but e dates is low
00:37:44.300 level twitch content where we promote only fans girls and we sent for them and pretend that we're
00:37:47.900 obsessed with them in order to get their attention so that people watching the chat can be like oh
00:37:51.820 and critique our game when in reality we're just giving her more only fan supporters but
00:37:56.220 it is good promo to get on aid and stream but yeah ultimately yeah this is very bot mentality yeah
00:38:00.860 okay yeah what is it wait define bot mentality please my npc yeah anybody on twitch is an npc
00:38:07.180 what's you yeah i mean it is what it is but you're so you're on youtube though right so you're not
00:38:15.660 an npc but do not fall under the npc category nah youtube but they don't want me on youtube they're
00:38:19.900 age-restricting they're demonetizing they're striking my stuff it's eventually i'm gonna have
00:38:23.100 to go to my own platform but my audience is going to follow me they're going to find me anywhere
00:38:25.660 i go it doesn't really matter why you sound like someone i know who god will be on yeah yeah yeah
00:38:36.780 my lord and savior holy thank you no i appreciate that no problem bro bro this right yo chad you think
00:38:46.300 this is even gonna happen yeah yeah it will it will it's supposed to happen eight inches
00:38:53.180 lazy he's probably getting a nut off he's probably downloading what cj sent him
00:38:57.900 look at look look at all all the simpson here just waiting for aid and to just like beat us
00:39:01.420 meat real quick did i send him
00:39:06.140 what did you send him yes did you send him the new orgasm drive or the old one
00:39:14.380 what tj you're on my dick yeah hop off cj's cock man
00:39:23.180 damn you be typing really fast hawking
00:39:28.380 i don't type dumbass man fuck you that's crazy it's a brain chip
00:39:39.260 do you see my hands moving no blind bitch i don't see your hands at all actually your hands aren't in the
00:39:45.980 frame do this
00:39:51.340 wait what do that i think your cannon is off sneko you gotta fix it yeah i got it i got it don't worry
00:39:57.260 about me i had the same issue bro i had to buy a new camera
00:40:03.260 nico what is that painting it's a photograph actually if you had realized you would see
00:40:11.580 that's yo whoa whoa whoa what the fuck yo chill
00:40:16.380 real eyes what
00:40:21.260 what is the picture of it's a picture of rust this is metal it's a picture of rust up close my dad took
00:40:29.100 it wow that's beautiful man that's beautiful that's really deep right that's some deep
00:40:34.620 shit man bro there's a football game going on they're saying that he's not going to get off until
00:40:37.820 the end of the football game it's only halftime bro look at all of us waiting here to talk to one
00:40:42.460 girl bro i'm just going to call her on facetime right now like you guys can do your thing you're
00:40:46.060 literally lying bro you're lying i'm about to call that shit and i'll strip naked right now
00:40:52.220 chill gotcha i'll do the same thing
00:40:57.340 i'm gonna just call another girl so i can like
00:40:58.940 aiden just went live and it just went live thank the lord man just kidding
00:41:12.460 what the that's kind of weird you should not like astrophysics bro
00:41:28.940 yeah he's the game are we all calling our girlfriends right now
00:41:39.180 i'm calling aiden but he won't pick up
00:41:41.500 yeah i don't think he fucks with you like that man i don't think he does
00:41:44.940 that's crazy bro yeah let me let me call him up maybe he'll answer me
00:41:47.980 yeah i'll probably answer on you
00:41:58.540 damn
00:42:00.140 you know l stream in the chat bro l stream in the chat i would they were all excited all day long
00:42:04.220 aiden ross keeps doing me like this bro bro bro
00:42:07.260 no way if we don't understand i might have just facetimed her and do my own date
00:42:12.220 they'll wait let's bring her in here
00:42:17.100 it's hard to come back in yeah just bring her back in here bro
00:42:19.420 fuck this yeah she's in here waiting too right now went back up i miss you
00:42:36.220 yo dreamo just said that idk what he doing he didn't reply
00:42:41.340 chat should we should we keep waiting or are we just limited for this
00:42:52.140 bro the whole fucking day keep waiting keep waiting
00:42:58.620 you i mean you can keep waiting because you you can't really move but like i got
00:43:02.220 shit to do you know what i'm saying like talk to your girlfriend yeah like that
00:43:10.700 yeah you didn't have to say it again but yeah
00:43:13.660 oh she just texted me thanks appreciate that she's very upset right now
00:43:16.780 you're very welcome
00:43:32.620 have you won an e-date before cj halkin
00:43:34.620 what did you say have you won an e-date before
00:43:42.540 yes
00:43:45.980 nice bro have you i have not
00:43:48.140 fucking loser yeah hey damn this is my first one so
00:43:58.300 yo me to you me too really where do you live bro oh you you uh texas man what about you me i'm in dubai
00:44:09.340 right right now oh shit you got money i mean i americans might say that
00:44:17.580 okay yeah yeah then dubai i'm all right i'm talk two percent
00:44:20.940 y'all boys have fun man she just called me she wants to go talk one-on-one i'm gonna fly out to
00:44:24.540 my end real quick but you're lying you're lying you're lying you're talking about the
00:44:29.260 xantha i'm talking about xantha my new my new wifey who's good she's joining the roster yeah so like
00:44:33.660 y'all boys have fun waiting here for aiden and simple for twitch but yeah bro when you leave i got
00:44:37.820 i got to do now you know what i do you you can keep talking to the minion and cj hawking and uh
00:44:43.980 the misogynist on the bottom let's join our own call let's join our own call we wait let's talk
00:44:49.980 yo invite me too yo come on i'm the minion hey hey nah play you want to talk about some you you
00:44:58.860 you want to talk about some deep stuff it's some deep shit yes bro i'm trying to get deep with
00:45:02.060 y'all man yo i'm trying to get my third eye open why are you trying to deal with two men oh my god
00:45:08.220 bro why are you gonna make it gay let's let's change your mind let's make some tick tock clips let's
00:45:12.860 make some viral tick tock clips uh yo the script is um yo every everything like sus goes to us he
00:45:20.460 knows how to break out of the matrix we gonna break out bro but you can't give that game for free you
00:45:24.940 know that's on the creativity kit you have to give some for free so that they subscribe to the creativity
00:45:29.500 kit i mean they get a free game right now just just watching me and looking at my drip they're
00:45:33.420 already getting outside the matrix oh okay you see me i created the matrix you can't escape me bro you
00:45:42.140 you are what looks like when everybody plugs into neural link this is the matrix
00:45:45.500 he is neural link you gotta watch what you say bro chillin my boy cj that was fucked up
00:45:55.820 yo arab you want to get on stream tomorrow though i'm down all right let's get on tomorrow bro i'm
00:45:59.820 i'm out of here i i gotta i got a date to attend to xanta she's calling me bro she's blowing on my
00:46:04.780 it's canceled it's not canceled but i'm i i you know i'm saying like my time is important
00:46:09.420 yeah yeah sneaker makes 100k a month so if you put that in hours 24 30 700 hours a month he's gonna
00:46:15.740 do he was going to lose to cj hawking an hour he's already wasted one and a half grand being here with
00:46:21.340 us that's insane bro damn bro yo how many members are in your uh community creative arts we just went
00:46:29.660 public we got a thousand and we got a call on monday 4 p.m and see y'all in there i'll see you bro
00:46:34.700 yo it's been great man yeah i can't wait to see you in the media you be easy man you be easy yo
00:46:41.020 suck my dick cj i look like i'm rage quitting right now now you are kind of like you're crazy
00:46:47.020 but you kind of look like you're dodging i ain't gonna lie dodging what what am i dodging
00:46:55.180 we get what you're doing like you're not going to win so you're leaving early just to say oh i was there
00:47:00.220 like to say face like my number joe has no riz and and oh when i call you tomorrow
00:47:06.540 you're gonna get like four xanthas right next to me that computer is on your dicks and you grind a lot
00:47:12.860 all right yeah i got no riz bro uh but
00:47:15.740 bro now now you don't make me wait bro you don't really do that to me
00:47:18.860 it's bad for you it's not us it's aiden you get mad at aiden bro aiden said this trip was supposed to
00:47:24.060 start at eight o'clock it's not even ice spice i was ready to talk about being a munch
00:47:28.380 for real we were oh no think about that this is the first step to getting outside of the matrix
00:47:33.900 right now we're all here waiting in a call five dudes in a chat waiting to talk to some
00:47:37.980 bitch through a screen and she's not even here we don't know when aiden's gonna get in and we're
00:47:41.740 just like maybe to get more clout but either way you're gonna go down bad so talk to a screen with
00:47:48.220 five people and more viewers but now you can spread your message to more let's hear the message bro how do
00:47:52.780 we get the message let's all spread a message first time the first part of getting outside
00:47:58.060 of the matrix is prioritizing your time because time is money and you have to go everything needs
00:48:02.460 to be now now now you can't have been here waiting inside of a call hoping that a
00:48:05.740 might pop in or aiden might wake up from this beat off session yeah take those notes prioritize
00:48:11.100 your time isn't this a good like usage of our time don't you think that's what i heard continue
00:48:18.620 wait what the fuck yo chill yeah he's taking a nap right now he's he's beating up that's what you
00:48:25.100 told him to do bro my my girls facetiming me and shit bro like this e-day was just like now i'm in
00:48:29.820 trouble with my girl i'm in here 90 for no reason i'm i'm i'm in trouble with my girl to talk to five
00:48:34.860 dudes in a call i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie i'm calling cap yeah proof answer the answer
00:48:42.060 the facetiming answer the call answer it if you was really if you was really outside the matrix
00:48:48.860 where where you see four other men like you'll be good bro let's see if she starts getting choosy
00:48:54.140 yo i'm streaming right now
00:48:55.020 yo what's good what's good huh what girl do you have over this e-day girl what girl do you have over
00:49:10.300 in your living room go to your living room oh your oh your girl knows you're on an e-day yeah she knows
00:49:14.220 i'm gonna need that right now she's not damn that's how you know he's outside the matrix i would never
00:49:17.420 tell my girl i'm gonna eat it i would start panicking are you guys at the matrix or is she a cuck
00:49:22.380 hmm which one is it you can't be a female cook that's just being a good girlfriend actually
00:49:27.100 call the coquette nico not w double standards that was fire i like how you like switched that up nico
00:49:33.260 it's just being a good girlfriend man is your girlfriend a munch no but you are damn he said
00:49:39.900 you're munching on his dick right now me personally facts i would roll myself over to wherever he's at
00:49:44.860 and i'm not a munch i'm a mush like like i mean his mouth can't move so how could he be a munch
00:49:51.580 wait how do you damn chat has anyone ever told you your mouth moves too much
00:49:58.060 that'll dick suck yo why did you make me pick up that facetime bro what do you mean wait what
00:50:03.580 happened what she broke up with you your girl assert your dominance you're the man
00:50:09.180 look if he truly if he truly supports you she will i don't know bro good luck
00:50:14.780 look is it jack calling you a scammer no they're they're they're they're just saying i'm a good
00:50:22.300 man they're saying i love my girlfriend nah they're disappointed they want you to hate your girlfriend
00:50:26.380 that's what you just moved her to miami they wanted you to they wanted you to say some crazy
00:50:31.020 shit like oh yeah i'm i'm on the e-date looking for other options hey whenever i'm bored whenever i need
00:50:37.100 you you should have you should have said you're like you're like you're like uh yeah i'm gonna eat
00:50:41.180 you have to assert dominance man yeah assert your dominance sneaker come on bro yeah the top g would
00:50:46.060 have been like i'm gonna need eight and for me would have did his thing but he was like he made you look
00:50:50.460 like a pussy like come on like come on bro you want me to buy into your little pyramid scheme and this
00:50:55.820 is like yo cj hawking box me if i'm a pussy oh damn he said boxing can you personally cj hawkins
00:51:04.060 how would that look for your image now that is true like you already kind of look bad and boxing a
00:51:09.580 disabled person who i look bad too i look bad and bots on switch are you trying to knock my head
00:51:15.500 to my other shoulder maybe backwards so it could i think it can make a fall off i have a headrest
00:51:22.460 it can't go backwards okay you're not boxing with a headrest so you know i got to stand up
00:51:27.020 i can't box at all i can't stand you could box bro he's gonna beat up somebody who can't move sneaker
00:51:33.500 yeah that's crazy now i'm gonna let him win i'm gonna let him win because i care about the computer
00:51:39.740 community hell no i'm going to drive in community your ankles like a shopping cart
00:51:48.140 all right y'all bro i got to figure out right now with your girlfriend you got to figure out his
00:51:53.100 relationship because he got caught on an e-date come on bro put the big boy put her in your place bro
00:51:58.380 isn't that like your brand yeah i'm gonna put her in place off stream why you want me to go put her in
00:52:02.460 place in front of five dudes right now you know why not because what yeah why not get the matrix it
00:52:07.660 doesn't matter that's the matrix what does the matrix have to do with my relationship i don't
00:52:12.300 know maybe it's got to do with everything you're chatting right now now is your relationship outside
00:52:16.460 the matrix like now you got to get off stream just explain like gs because you won't do it
00:52:21.340 you say but you won't do it exactly you be talking massive but you're not really living in sneaker
00:52:25.500 you're in the room and tell her to get on her knees and then you can leave the call
00:52:27.980 what are you doing on the e-date what the are you doing on the e-date right now yeah you should
00:52:40.540 look at my chat right now you didn't hear the rest of it but hold up hold up i'm searching
00:52:43.340 up the definition are you serious right let's go to sneaker's chat man definition of whip
00:52:49.260 what did she say just say it man with high value
00:52:52.140 and after her and not the chat is saying 4k the chat is saying facts i saw else nico
00:52:58.140 see chat agrees with me man type one of sneaker's chat if y'all agree that sneaker's yo stop no
00:53:03.100 stop stop shut the fuck up shut the fuck up type one right now shut the fuck up type one right now
00:53:07.980 chat hey a rav nico's chat type one right now sneaker is is not really escaping is that a silver
00:53:14.540 i don't know what does the matrix have to do with this why is the matrix what does the matrix why
00:53:19.260 what does the matrix have to do with this why is your play button because the real top g would have
00:53:22.300 told her is gold what the fuck does top g have to do with the matrix because he's just he's outside
00:53:30.780 the chat is typing once the chat knows sneaker ruby have a grown house me oh yeah they're saying you got a
00:53:37.500 grown house oh no yeah see you didn't understand what the the face time was about and now you just you're
00:53:41.900 digging a hole so just say it just tell us exactly uh ego why is your youtube play button gold and a
00:53:53.340 raps silver because i'm like that bro because i escaped the matrix bro sign up to the creativity
00:54:00.700 that was kind of weird cj i'll be by bitcoin so it's a little different i like a raps better
00:54:07.020 it matches my computer yeah nice yeah lcg you want to join the call a great observation cj
00:54:16.140 you really now yo someone someone just came to my chat and said not gonna lie some passive
00:54:19.980 aggressive beta energies yeah all you guys are acting like right now like yeah you're not an alpha
00:54:24.540 oh chat make him call his girlfriend expose your relationship right now female behavior bro
00:54:30.140 blueprint matrix mentality you're trying to flip it bro it's not gonna work yeah now he's trying to
00:54:34.780 flip it back on us it's not gonna work bro yeah it's not gonna work you know jennifer jane donated
00:54:38.700 five to say ignore clowns these kids have never talked to a female irl don't listen to boys trying
00:54:42.460 to make you look bad that's a female ain't no cock rider that's a wifey okay whatever bro okay so she's
00:54:49.580 trying to that's really what it is you think i've never talked to a female go wake my girlfriend up right
00:54:53.420 now wait what yeah yeah get on his ass right now talking about girlfriend wait you said mom hold up
00:55:01.100 i'm gonna go wait girl dude i'm confused relationship
00:55:09.260 what damn bro yo i can't be sitting here i can't be sitting here bro what where is your girlfriend
00:55:18.380 why you think i'm on this e-day i'm trying to find the love of my life
00:55:23.420 you know talk to girls in real life like sneaker's chat set so we got it feel me
00:55:27.340 yeah get it how we can i'm like an e-dater i'm an e-dater too yeah i'm an e-munch you guys ever
00:55:32.220 had e-sex before i did i had once yeah of course i'm trying to have my first time on this like my
00:55:38.380 friend my friend zephyrus he lost his virginity on discord so i'm trying to like get like him yeah
00:55:42.140 e-sex is real sex i mean what do you think about e-sex nico i don't i don't have any opinion on that
00:55:48.220 what do you mean yo i need your opinion kink what about you cj what do you think about
00:55:52.300 e-sex well obviously you know you probably yeah that is my go-to yeah i could imagine
00:56:00.220 you're all plugged in buddy oh that's haram bro what are you drinking right now me haram
00:56:06.540 uh yeah 100 it's haram oh she's lag lagging out yo god's about to smite you yo chill bacon flavored whiskey
00:56:15.500 whiskey that sounds disgusting
00:56:21.580 bacon flavored whiskey huh bro that's just not happening yo y'all be easy she's calling me right
00:56:26.940 now i gotta go i hope you get your girl situation situated man go do what you go go do what you gotta
00:56:33.660 do sneaker she's watching the stream man calling me and i'm getting hey sneaker's girlfriend yo shut the
00:56:43.100 fuck up i always say hate your girlfriend but you ain't got one bro get out of my chair
00:56:47.660 i don't know i don't know show us how secure you are bring her into this
00:56:54.620 oh bro bring your bitch in bring your bitch in from her now look look look if you was outside the
00:57:01.420 matrix you wouldn't care if somebody said hi to your girlfriend because you know what the
00:57:04.140 does the matrix have to do with that what are you panicking i'm so relaxed right now i got a smile on my
00:57:10.220 face bro what the fuck you talking about i've never seen so much yell yeah what's bent like what how
00:57:14.540 are you relaxing you're yelling at the same time look now he has to answer the phone you better take
00:57:19.660 the headset off sneaker because i'm gonna be in your ear what i ain't gonna lie this guy's a fraud i'm
00:57:24.540 not gonna lie bring andrew tape back man why are you asking that because i'm supposed to fly
00:57:29.820 this is not real outside the matrix actions
00:57:31.820 i'm waiting for you on that just we didn't do anything yeah i'm not gonna lie like i don't
00:57:37.660 know wavy i think we i think we're i think we're like we're all familiar leave me yeah we're all
00:57:43.340 familiar here sneakers no we got a drink and now we're gonna go i like your action figures
00:57:48.540 i appreciate random girl cj hawkins for me it's a big anime show shoutout anime jenny yo daily it's
00:57:53.900 good buzzing yeah hold on hold on wait wait the girl has a boyfriend no no i looked into it
00:58:00.300 a family because i'm streaming right now i'm supposed to do the e-day so you got a drink i'm like
00:58:03.900 wait here and then you might be on anyway you gotta think about it because we're getting a 1v9
00:58:10.860 like it's 1v1 with her and her boyfriend okay when does eat it you already have a better chance
00:58:19.180 okay i'll do that next your mic's muted daily i'm streaming right now it's not i'm just i'm just
00:58:23.420 what's up daily you look good man that's the baby bro daily right there man hey sneaker yeah what's
00:58:29.820 up oh shit this bitch is tight bro i'm not bro i'm not i'm not i'm just you know what i'm saying
00:58:35.580 are you gonna start instigating my relationship too you're gonna make no no no no normally like
00:58:39.180 daily what he does is when he sees somebody that he knows he gets really excited and he tells him how
00:58:42.220 much he loves them but the truth is daily sneaker is a fraud and he's not outside the matrix and he
00:58:45.980 has to go report what's the fraud tell me what the fraud is because i'm not bringing my girl to
00:58:49.340 the discord channel no no no no the fraud is that you had to mute your mic and explain to your
00:58:52.700 girl like please just let me do okay i'm a fraud but you have lights in your ceiling from a
00:58:56.140 fucking twitter reply and you haven't even got a girlfriend and i'm a fraud you outside of the
00:58:59.260 matrix but you got fucking twitter reply lights in the ceiling this looks like a college dorm room
00:59:05.500 get the fuck up out of here